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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:43 am

Both monday and wednesday are fine with me.

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:54 am

^^^ Let's try Monday. Laughing

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In the morning, manager Jesus wrote to Cherno and Emma:

Quote:

Good morning to all,
Cherno, let's try to focus.
- Monday morning (tomorrow) at 10:00, can you be in Karang? YES or NO?
- I'll tell you the exact address of the deposit, so you can go straight there. OK?
- The local manager will wait for you there and deliver your parcel. OK?
- You must provide a valid ID.
- I need a copy of that ID, before you get there, because I'm the person who approves the delivery. OK?

So:
1) You must send your ID copy today, before delivery. You understand this?
2) Tomorrow at 10:00 can you be present in Karang, directly at the warehouse address?

Jesus

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Well, the show continues...

Cherno:

Quote:

Of course I will be in karang my phone can't take pictures but I will tell Emma to send you my ID. Please mr. Plateau help not to fail this time I spend lots of on fare an my mum is very sick at please make it easy for me to get my parcel. I don't like going an coming all the time the fare is very costy as you know things are very hard. On Monday I should be at work but due this mission I must absent from work which will even affect me at long run please help me an have mercy on me.

Quote:

Do you informed baba samala about me that am the one to take the parcel mr.jesus

Quote:

Thank you so much sir. If I get this parcel I would be very glad for you. Mr jesus because my wife Emma warns me seriously not to fail this time because if I do am dead. Please help me am very happy for you making it clear for me to understand all I need now just informed them that am coming tomorrow and let there phones be on, so that I can email them peacefully. Thank you sir...

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Am always ready to convince my wife to do business with your company. Sir....

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For sure, we will continue to do business with your company forever because you a honestly person mr. jesus

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Mr.jesus if you can do me a favor you tell baba samala to come out of the road or let stand on a clear place so that I can see him. Please mr. jesus because am not much familiar with the place I use to travel before but all my traveling is around guinea, mali, Nigeria and cassamass. That's why.

Quote:

At this time my mom is very sick to an extend just like a dead guy lying down please help me I don't want to go an come all the time the fare is very costy.

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I know you are honestly ready to help me out thank you so much

12.43 - Manager Jesus, to Cherno and Emma:

Quote:

Mr. Cherno, let me explain once again.
- Monday, all day long (except the lunch break), my manager Baba will wait for you at the warehouse.
- I explained you very well how to get there, it's very easy. There are street signs that help a lot.
- If you can send a picture of you, from one specific place (The Mosque, The Bus Station, The Market, etc.) then I can send Mr. Baba to you. Otherwise, you will have to go directly to the warehouse.
- Mr. Baba can not go down to the street and ask every man there "DSorry, bu do you want to get one parcel?" It's ridiculous. Okay?
- Send me your ID copy right now!

Jesus

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Our moron:

Quote:

This is my picture

Manager Jesus:

Quote:

Mr. Cherno, come on, be serious,
I do not need your picture, I only need a copy of a valid ID (Passport or National ID Card).

I will forward this copy to Mr. Baba and he will compare with the original.
Do not forget to take your act of identity, okay?

Jesus

Cherno:

Quote:

This is my national ID card thank you so much sir...

Manager Jesus:

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Are you joking me?
Look at the picture, is not good at all.
Take one clear photo
Jesus

Our moron:

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Please mr. Plateau why not you help me out you bring the parcel up to the border point between karang and Gambia just to make it very easy for me. Because my fare is very small. Please make it very easy for me Mr. Plateau

Manager Jesus:

Quote:

Mr. Cherno, look!
My job is to respect the company's regulations, not to help you!
The regulation says that parcels are handed over to the warehouse, under the private signature of the manager and receiver.
It's not my problem that you are lazy to go to the warehouse.
I told you the address and arranged for Mr. Baba to expect you tomorrow, all day.
If you are not able to get to the deposit, please tell me now.
I do not want to happen like last time, when you messed up the days and when you left the meeting place an hour before I came.

Jesus

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Emma, to Mr. Jesus:

Quote:

Cherno, did you already send a picture of your UD card to mister Plateaux?
We want everything to go right tomorrow, so you have to make sure that you give him the right documents today.

Mr. Plateaux, I'm sure the picture is only a misunderstanding, please have patience, I'm sure Cherno will send you the identification that you will need.

Emma

Cherno... this idiot sends short, repetitive, meaningless messages ... he's an fuc*ing moron.

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This is my photo

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Of course I will come Mr. Jesus but just tell mr.baba that I will email him

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This is my photo

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Of course I will come Mr. Jesus trust me

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This is my national ID card

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Of course I will come Mr . plateau don't worry

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Mr. Jesus please can you tell mr. Baba samala to wait for me at the bus station in morning around 10:00 o clock. Please

My manager wrote to Cherno, to Emma and to "my local manager" Mr. Baba. Laughing

Quote:

Baba, please try to meet Cherno, tomorrow morning, in the Sirman bus station. Okay? At 10.00 in the morning.
He must come there and present his identity document in the original.

Cherno, you have to go to Karang, after the police station... at the Karang Mosque you must go to the 3rd street on the right, towards the Sirman village.
If you do not understand something, ask someone on the street. At 1-2 km, to Sirman, is the bus stop where Mr. Baba will be waiting for you.
My advice is to buy a Senegal SIM card so we can communicate effectively.

God bless you,
Jesus

Of course, Mr. Baba confirm the meeting for tomorrow morning. Laughing

Quote:

yes boss i will be there at 10.00am .bus station sirman . ok.
cherno will come by car or taxi ?he needs transport with the package back to the border ?

Our moron:

Quote:

Okay no problem Mr. Jesus I will do that thank you so much

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:31 pm

The chat since he decided to unblock me again

Saturday early afternoon (he uses lots of crying emoji's throughout the whole chat)
Cherno: Oh Emma am sorry don't send the parcel back I will pick it at karang
But remember if you leave me alone you will never have someone like me
I really regretted it for sure my dear
You are the mother of my children how can you do this to me
Please don't ignored me my dear
My journey to dakar I will never forget it
Please don't hesitate to leave me
Is not easy to be a security
I love you so much
This is my friend he is very angry with me since he had what happened between us
<pictures>
This is my friend in uk
With her white woman an kid
Don't leave me here Emma oh.my God
Saturday evening
Emma: Wow, what happened today? I wasn't home, so I didn't look on messenger
Cherno: Oh. Were did you when
Emma: I was with a friend today
Cherno: OK that's great
Emma please help me to receive the parcel
Emma: How can I help you with that? Did you contact mr. Plateaux?
Cherno: Yes I contact him
You can also contact him
We should have passed this stage by now
Emma: I could do that, but you are the one to make arrangements with him. I do not know your agenda or your work schedule, so you are the one to agree with him on when you can pick up the parcel in karang. I saw his email that he told you that you can pick it up monday between 10:00 and 18:00
Cherno: Yes
No problem tell him I will pick it on Monday
Emma: you can tell him that yourself and let him know at what time you will be there
Cherno: Emma do you still love me
Emma: yes of course I do.
I'm happy that you came to your senses and decided to pick up the parcel after all. I want to live with you
Cherno: Then why are we wasting time to be together
I hope you don't tell mr . plateau what is in the parcel
Emma: No I didn't I'm not stupid
I am not wasting time honey, you were the one to say you didn't want it anymore. You left dakar before mr. Plateaux arrived there. You were wasting time, not me
Cherno: Of course am sorry for that
I can't live without you
Please don't let no one separate us honey
Emma: I'm not letting anyone do that, you were the one to walk away from me
<And I threw in a crying emoji myself>
Cherno: Why are you crying honey the mother of my children
Emma: because you left me and you made me really sad
you've said very mean things to me again
Cherno: Oh. My God am sorry my honey please forgive me
I really regretted it
For sure
Never mind God will bless your children whenever you carry my kid.
Emma: I really hope that will be soon
Cherno: Because you have lots patients for me cherno your husband
Yes
Emma: You're not my husband yet, but I really hope you will be soon
Cherno: Why do you say that
Emma: because we are not married yet
but we will be as soon as you are here
Cherno: Do you want to change your mind
Emma: no I don't want that
Cherno: You made very sad
Emma: I still want to marry you, but we can get married only when we are together
Cherno: Okay thank you so much
If you wanted us to marry we done that since
If you want us marry why are you wasting time
Emma: Email mr. Hesus that on Monday am coming for my parcel please
I am not wasting time. You told me yourself that you are not a child, You know you are the one to go to Karang to pick up the parcel, you can contact mr. Plateaux yourself like any man could do. You don't need me to handle that. By having me do all the exchanges with him you are only delaying the whole thing
Cherno: You are funny Emma if you listen to what people say about me
I don't think things will be easy
Emma: what do you mean? What are they saying?
Cherno: The only thing I can tell you I love you and I told you that the parcel is yours am a poor guy trying to feed my family just you don't know
Emma: Of course I know that, that is why I sent you the parcel and the money
Cherno: Even me right now am not much well but am forcing my self everyday to go to job so that I helped my family am with lots of stressed just you don't know
Best way if you love me as your husband help me so that I can be with you as soon as possible
Am not a difficult guy but too much poverty make me confused
Emma: Honey I helped you by sending you that parcel. You are the one to tell mr. Plateaux when you will be in Karang so there will be no misunderstandings
Cherno: I already told him but you can too informed to make it straighten
Emma: you told him you'd be there on monday?
what time will you be there?
Cherno: I'll tell him to confirm
I will be around 10:00 .0 clock I promise in morning
In this world your best company is your husband .
Emma: Ok. I'll tell him now
Cherno: Your best friend is your husband
Apart from your husband others are following you for thare interest
Emma: You're right about that
I have written mr plateaux
Cherno: Thank you so much
Anything your husband have done to you try and solved it without allowing others to know about it marriage is a secret.
My mom sickness have started today evening again
My dear am suffering here a lot but just you don't know
Emma: I do know about it honey, but I'm not a doctor
That's why I help you with money so you can get a doctor to help her
Cherno: I know I just tell you because you are my everything in my life please don't leave me alone
True Love is full of sadness
Emma: True love is also full of happyness and I think it's time to look at the bright side. don't you?
Cherno: Yes my dear the mother of my children
The day we met am hoping to kiss you hundred times
Because I really need you
Am always dreaming about you
Emma: I've been thinking so much about our first meeting. I am really looking forward to that
Cherno: Wow that's good
I will never sleep with a woman apart from you
Emma: You'd better not. I'm a very jealous woman
Cherno: I know that am too very jealous man
I love you so much
Please never have two mind about me let us do anything that will us closer my dear
I really miss your face
Can I see your picture
Emma: <picture I have sent him a long time ago>

Today
Cherno: Wow that's beautiful
Hello my honey am in need of you since I met you I don't sleep with a woman yet.
Mr. Plateau told me to send ID to him can you please do me a favor my sweet heart
I like you to send him my picture because my phone can't do it.
Please help me
Emma: of course your phone can. You've sent me a picture of yourself from Dakar, so you can send the picture yourself, that should be no problem
Cherno: Don't worry I already agreed with mr. Plateau that is okay

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:34 pm

Emma to Jesus, Sirman and Cherno

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux, mr. Sirman,

Thank you for your clear way of explaining where Cherno should go tomorrow and what he needs to do. As usual your customer service is excellent and I'm sure if Cherno follows your instructions everything will be ok tomorrow.
Did you already receive a good picture of his ID?

Cherno. Do you understand everything about tomorrow?

Emma

Jesus to Emma and cherno

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No, I have not yet received a satisfactory copy of her ID.
Cherno, please send me a CLEAR and VISIBLE copy of your ID.

Hesus

Cherno to Emma

Quote:

Yes I understood my honey thank you so much my dear.

Emma to Cherno

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux told me that he didn't receive a clear copy of your ID yet. I don't know what you have sent him, but can you please make sure that you send it to him before tomorrow? We want to be sure that everything will be ok tomorrow.

Love Emma

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:53 am

Monday

We hope that today to be another good day for a Safari trip... our idiot is already on his way! Laughing

07.25 - Cherno, to manager Jesus:

Quote:

Hello mr plateau good morning am coming today am on my way

- My reply:

Quote:

Good morning Cherno, I'm glad to hear that. Where are you right now?
Your wife has asked me to settle your transport costs, so please send me copies after ferry-ticket and bus-ticket. You understand me?

I hope you have your ID card and I hope you can communicate by email. Your wife Mrs. Vermeir sent me last week some pictures that you made in Dakar, so I'm sure your phone can take pictures.
So, you have to buy a valid Senegal data card because you will need to coordinate exactly with Mr. Baba.
I will be online all day long, to provide help and support.
Jesus

07.49 - Cherno:

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Okay thank you so much mr. Plateau I will send you them

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Right now am at the ferry

- Jesus:

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Cherno,
If you're already on the ferry, send me immediately a copy of the ticket.
Why is it so hard for you to do simple things? I cannot understand you.
Jesus

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:10 am

7:26 Cherno (as response to the message of yesterday asking to keep emma informed the whole time)

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Okay no problem

8:05 Emma to Cherno

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Honey, I asked you on messenger if you brought your senegalese sim card with you so we can stay in touch.
I arranged with mr. Plateaux that all your travel expenses will be paid back to you but you need to send me pictures of the bus and ferry tickets. I'll arrange the payment with mr. Plateaux, so you don't have to worry about that.
I hope you have a good trip. Please make sure to follow the instructions of mr. Plateaux this time.

Love Emma

8:08 Cherno

Quote:

Okay my dear

8:11 Emma

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Honey, can you please send messages of more than 3 words? I need to be sure that you understand what I told you. Please send me pictures of the tickets, so I can settle this with mr. Plateaux.
Love Emma

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:29 am

I am annoyed and amused at the same time by his style of writing short messages, 2-3 words, repeated... I think he's very hard to concentrate on.
My dog is smarter than he is. Laughing

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08.11 - The moron, about the ferry-ticket:

Quote:

Don't worry about that we are not given tickets yet they just wrote our names on a paper

- Mr. Jesus:

Quote:

Cherno,
You are a liar and I think you want to do like last time: wasting my time with your crap.
Do you think I have never been to Banjul?
Do you think I do not know what the ferry tickets look like?
Did you forget that my wife is from the Gambia?
Send me a picture of you on a ferry, right now!

Jesus

08.57- Emma:

Quote:

Oh my god Cherno, what are you doing? Are you purposefully trying to sabotage all this? Please do as mr. Plateaux asked you. This is ridiculous. Don't you want to pick up the parcel? Mr. Plateaux has been very clear with you all the time. You can't start lying to him over something stupid like a ferry ticket.
Emma

09.00 - The moron, to Jesus... stubborn and stupid, Cherno refuses to send the requested photos.

Quote:

Mr. Jesus am in bus they don't allow us to come out the bus will pay out tickets trust me

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Right now am in the border

I decided to try to annoy him, so I'll do the same... short messages, 1-2 words. Laughing

Quote:

Ok.

Cherno:

Quote:

The bus will pay the ferry fee mr jesus

Manager Jesus:

Quote:

Ok.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:15 am

Cherno to emma (as response to her question to write longer messages

Quote:

Love

Emma to Cherno

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What about it?

This safari will be such a success if he keeps up like this Laughing

ETA
Cherno

Quote:

About what

Emma

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Love

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:34 am

^^^ I am very convinced that things will mess up pretty much today. Laughing

09.18 - Local delivery man (Mr. Baba) wrote to all:

Quote:

boss jesus do you know if mister cherno will come today ?i did not get anything from him so i do not know whether to go to the warehouse or wait in the bus station ?thanks boss

- Cherno to Baba (only to him Laughing

):

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Yes iam cherno I will come am on my way coming

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Am coming please wait for me at the bus station

Let's see how our idiot reacts to contradictory messages... Mr Baba will respond to messages in a chaotic way, so that nobody understands anything. I hope to have fun! Twisted Evil

Baba:

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i will wait for you at our deposit

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yes ok i will be there

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i'm here where you are ?

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cherno are you in the bus station or you will go to the deposit ?

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boss i do not see the cherno i go to the warehouse ?

09.43 - Cherno, to Baba:

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Hello samaila am at garage come there please

- Baba, innocent 100%:

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what kind of garage ?

- Cherno:

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Okay am the garage are pleased come

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Karang garage

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Or give me your phone number

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Am wearing a green shirt

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An a red cap

- Baba, to our idiot:

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ok

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Emma, to the idiot:

Quote:

Honey, I get all kinds of messages from mr. Samala. Can you please tell me where you are now?
Make a picture of yourself so I can see and send it to mr. Plateaux so they will be able to find you and tell you where to go.
Love Emma

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- Our idiot, to Baba:

Quote:

Are you coming

- Baba, innocent 200%:

Quote:

i'm waiting here in the bus station as boss jesus said ok ?

Quote:

or you want to come directly to the deposit

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:55 am

On messenger
Cherno: Am at karang garage
Emma: can you make a picture of yourself in front of it, so I can send it to mr Plateaux and they will know where you are?
But he was offline immediately.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:00 am

More fun with the idiot... Mr. Baba is confuse, so he wrote to Jesus:

Quote:

boss cherno is not here he told me he has a green cap and a red shirt but there is nobody here that looks like the description

- Cherno:

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What are wearing

I think our idiot is starting to get angry Laughing

... Mr. Baba seems to be at least as stupid as he is, so things will mess up terribly. Twisted Evil

- Cherno, to Baba:

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Were are you right now

- Baba

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i'm in the bus station

- Cherno

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Which bus station

- Baba

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where people get into the bus

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:02 am

Emma to Cherno and baba

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Honey, I responded to you on messenger, but you don't read it. Please make a picture of yourself in front of the bus station. I can send it to mr. Samila or mr. Plateaux for you so they will know where you are and what you look like. Please do this so that you will be able to receive the parcel today.

Emma

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:07 am

Our idiot, to my manager Jesus:

Quote:

Mr. jesus if want to help me can you please tell samala to meet me at the garage

Jesus

Quote:

Ok

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:07 am

Micro chat
Cherno Am at the garage can't make pictures
Am at the karang garage
An I waste time because I should be at work today
Emma: You can make pictures, you did it before. Stop being so stubborn
They told you yesterday that you needed to send your picture when you arrive so they know what you look like and where to find you
Cherno: Hey Emma I don't think you are ready to help me
Emma: Cherno what kind of games are you playing this time?
Cherno: Tell them to meet me at karang garage
Emma: Let me help you by sending your picture, I will forward it to mr plateaux and mr samaila

Cherno

Quote:

Am at the karang garage

Emma

Quote:

It's obvious that they can't find you, so send me a picture of yourself in front of the garage please. I don't want the same thing to happen as in dakar, so please for once cooperate and do like you agreed to do. Mr Plateaux told you to send a picture when you are there. Why don't you? It's not that hard. Are you purposely trying to mess this up? Why?

And back on messenger
Cherno: Okay that's good
Emma: Thank you, I'm waiting for your picture then to forward to them

But he disappeared offline again before he could read my message. It's hilarious how he managed to fuck this up without much of our help at all. Now all we need is a confirmation of the safari.

Quote:

This will be my last travel to here

Quote:

My battery is low am saying goodbye

Cherno: I told you emma thank you bye am going home my phone battery is low
Emma: Cherno, why?
do you really not want to live with me? Why do you keep doing this?

Jesus to Emma, Cherno, Baba

Quote:

Mrs. Vermeir, I am almost convinced that everything is just a childish farce.
Do you have any evidence that your husband Cherno is in the Sirman bus station? As we decided yesterday, together?
See the text below to recapitulate the terms of our deal. It seems to me that Cherno cheat us and makes us waste our time for nothing.

Baba, are you where we talked about? In the bus station, close to the Mosque?
Do you see there any person who looks like the description?
Unfortunately, this Cherno refuses to send a photo of him and the place where he claims to be now.
So, I do not know what to say. Go to the warehouse and wait for it there. Okay?

Jesus

Emma to all

Quote:

Unfortunately I do not have any evidence of where he is right now. I agree with you that it looks like you were right last week with what you told about him. It looks like he's playing some kind of game with us. Maybe he is in his home in Banjul right now laughing at us. I don't know.
I asked him several times to send me his picture in front of the bus station, like agreed, but he keeps refusing to do that. Like he is sabotaging this himself. I honestly don't know what to do right now. I'm feeling devastated over this.
Please keep the parcel in the Karang warehouse for now until I know what to do with it. I need some time to think about all this.

Cherno: I never see a liar like you
You just love to waste my money
For nothing
Emma: You are doing that yourself by refusing to hold to the agreement to pick up the parcel
are you even in karang right now?
Cherno: Please never text me this time everything is over
Emma: all because you refuse to send a picture?
w
what games are you playing with me cherno?
you are just some liar
tell me
you are not even in karang
you are home in banjul laughing at me
I can't believe you're doing this

And he sent me so many f*cking emojis that I blocked his messages for a while. I knew it was coming that he was going to do that himself, and when I do, I'm still the one holding the cards.

Jesus to Emma and Cherno

Quote:

Mrs. Vermeir,
I am not in a position to give some final verdicts, but all this is very strange.
At first sight, your husband Cherno proceeds so that he can accuse us of malpractice.
You think he works at a courier company opponent of ours and wants only to make us negative publicity?

jesus

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:44 am

Emma, to Jesus (the moron is in CC):

Quote:

As far as I know he's working at a security company, but people who work there should be trustworthy. I don't know what to do mr. Plateaux, but since I am the sender, so I am your direct customer, you can be assured that you will not receive a bad review. I will let you know later today what to do with the parcel.

Emma

Jesus, to Emma (yeah, Cherno's there in CC):

Quote:

Dear Madam Vermeir,

I do not think he's working on "security". Maybe only if it's the boy who wipes dust and throws the garbage. Otherwise, he proves a limited intellect and a weak memory.
At Dakar, he forgot that he had asked for a meeting on Wednesday... he came there Tuesday and was not even able to wait 2-3 hours in the place where I told him to stay. Incredible, huh?
Today, he did not respect any of the previously agreed terms: he changed both the time and the place of meeting so that my employee was confused and unable to identify him. Incredible again, yeah?

It is very weird! Cherno is either very smart or very stupid.
Honestly, I think version # 2 is the right one.

I think the best solution is to send your package back to Liverpool, because this idiot is incapable of doing a simple task: to be present at a fixed hour in a well-established place.

God bless you!
Jesus

10.46 - Innocent as a lamb, Mr. Baba wrote to all:

Quote:

boss i'm here and waiting but nobody comes

MUHAHAHAHAHA! Laughing

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Emma, to Jesus (Cherno's there):

Quote:

mr plateaux,

I need to be in a meeting now, so I will not be able to respond in a proper fashion for a little over an hour. I'd like you to keep me updated in case Cherno does decide to come to his senses and send you that picture so he can be picked up. If we don't hear from him anymore I'll decide in the evening what to do with the parcel.

Emma

Jesus

Quote:

Yes, sure, no problem for me!
Have a nice day!
Jesus

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From my point of view, today was a real success. I'm very sure the idiot was in Karang, the tone of his messages being very "explicit".
Of course, in the absence of any "concrete" evidence, everything is just a matter of personal feeling.

As far as I'm concerned, I was having a great time!
Linoline, thanks for this opportunity! clapping

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Just for fun, one hour later... Mr. Baba wrote to all:

Quote:

boss no one came here until now .do you know something about cherno ?

- Jesus, to Baba... another big slap on the idiot's figure:

Quote:

Baba,
Cherno is not coming today, as he did not come last week.
You know what I told you about this stupid boy. Well, he did the same.
His wife sent me a photo of him and I can tell you he has a real idiotic face.
You do not have to wait for it. Finish deliveries today and go home.

Jesus

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:47 pm

12:46 Emma to Jesus and Cherno

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux,

Unfortunately I didn't hear from Cherno at all anymore, so I still don't know where he is. Thank you for keeping me updated. I was hoping in the time I was otherwise occupied he would've contacted you again.

Cherno, your silence both worries and annoys me. Can you tell me what to do with the parcel? Are you planning to pick it up or do you want me to tell mr. Plateaux to send it back to liverpool? I want to be very clear, that if you want me to have him send it back, it is over between us, because you are obviously incapable of staying true to your words and doing what you promised.

Emma.

I also believe that he was in Karang today, so it was again a successful day. Let's wait till he contacts one of us again and see what else we can put him through. Laughing

Birlic, thank you again for the cooperation!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 4:19 pm

Like a good aspiring wife, Emma reaches out to her beloved once again

Quote:

Honey, where are you, I didn't hear from you anymore, and soon I need to decide what to do with the parcel. I don't understand why you didn't send your picture like you agreed. Is it true what mr. Plateaux said, that you are trying to trick us? Why would you do such a thing, I really don't understand after all I did for you.
Please contact me, let me know where you are, explain why you did this today. Do you still want to marry me? What should I do with the parcel?

Love, Emma

ETA
Cherno to Emma

Quote:

I don't need that fucking parcel no one never an ever played with me again fuck you guys if you tell me about a parcel again I will your mother and father

Quote:

You guys are my enemies

Quote:

I don't love you again emma try an fine another husband fucking prostitute

Did he just call himself a husband fucking prostitute?.... it's all in the interpunction. Laughing

Quote:

I will never an ever again go for a parcel my fucking enemies

Emma's response to Jesus and Cherno

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux,

I still don't know what's wrong with Cherno, but as you can read in the message below, that he just sent me, he doesn't want the parcel anymore. I kindly ask you to ship it back to Liverpool. I will not change my mind about it this time. Please keep me updated about when I can expect the parcel to arrive in Liverpool and I will make sure to pick it up myself.

Kind regards,
Emma

ETA
Cherno

Quote:

Fuck you that's all I want because you disturbed me a lot please Emma leave me alone go an fine a husband

Quote:

Don't follow me leave me alone fuck you evil woman

Based on his reactions from today I am sure that he made the wonderful trip to Karang and back.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:11 pm

The idiot's reactions are priceless ... it's obvious he's extremely upset and it's obvious he was in Karang today.

This moron, to Jesus:

Quote:

Mr. Plateau f*ck your mom and dad

Quote:

If tell me again about a parcel I will f*ck your mom and dad stupid liar may God punish you forever

Jesus:

Quote:

Stupid monkey, do you have the courage to talk about sex? You? Really? Laughing

With your passive homosexual face? Laughing

I think you are the "wife" of all the men in your village. Laughing

Go to your backyard and f*ck your goats, imbecile moron!

This moron also sent me (as Jesus) a message for Emma. Laughing

Quote:

Emma f*ck your mom and dad

Jesus to Emma (forwarding the message):

Quote:

Dear Mrs Vermeir,
THIS IDIOT IS YOUR HUSBAND???

Emma

Quote:

No, he was not yet, and I think it is very unlikely now that he will ever be. I invested a lot in this relationship only to be stabbed in the back by someone that tried to fool me all along.

Jesus

Quote:

I'm sure he does not really love you and I'm convinced he's just an idiot looking to steal your money.
Be careful and do not be fooled!

Emma

Quote:

Jesus,
Thank you very much for your concern and for sending the parcel back to Liverpool. Please make sure the 'high value' label is in place, as you are probably aware of, it needs to be there for insurance purposes. I heard that in the Liverpool airport parcels aren't always handled with care.
Kind regards,
Emma

Jesus

Quote:

Yes, of course, I will be careful about these issues.
Have a nice evening!
Jesus

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:20 pm

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

Very nicely done! clapping

Surely he won't bounce back from this one!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2018 Posts: 90

You guys are AMAZING.
There ought to be a signature icon for an epic rant. If there were, this surely would qualify!

You ought to send him a survey from the 5-star delivery company and ask him to rate their level of service. Just might coax another rant out of him. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:46 am

Tuesday

- We're trying to see if the idiot returns to Emma. Last time, the idiot returned to us when he felt he was "losing" the money (Emma demanded the return of the parcel). Laughing

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux,

Can you tell me where the parcel is and when I can expect to receive it?
I understand it might take a little longer since it has to be brought back to dakar first, that is no problem, I'm just asking because I have to clear some time in my schedule to pick it up when it arrives here.

Emma

- Manager Jesus, to Emma (Cherno's in CC):

Quote:

Mrs Vermeir,

The parcel #PR3RGBNKV8ZI**** is still in our Karang warehouse because we did not have a van available to bring it back to Dakar.
Probably in a few days I will solve the transport problem on the Karang-Dakar route and then I will immediately send it to the airport to Liverpool.
I will keep you up to date.

God bless you!
Jesus

===

@oblated: Very good your idea is, about the "Customer Satisfaction" questionnaire. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Cherno, dear Mrs. Vermeir,

Please fill out this form regarding the quality of our services and the way you perceived the professionalism and courtesy of our employees.
Scan and send it back to me. Depending on the results we get in these questionnaires, we take our monthly bonuses.
My boss, Mr. Postumier, is very interested in finding out your opinion about everything that has happened in recent days.
If you want to add some additional comments, you are welcome.

Thank you,
God bless you,
Jesus

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:32 pm

Emma to Jesus, Cherno in CC

Quote:

Mr. Plateaux,

I have sent you my form back earlier, but you didn't confirm if you have received it. I gave you the highest rating for every topic, so you don't need to worry. I hope Cherno will not cause you trouble with a bad review.

Kind regards,
Emma

I just found out that he blocked me on messenger again somewhere today. I decided not to poke the dragon there to prevent it, but no luck. I hope he didn't block our emails, but we'll see soon enough.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Blocking emails usually only means that they go to spam. They still get delivered. Hopefully, Cherno pokes about in his spam box, as he might be looking for other opportunities to scam others.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:00 am

05.59 - Jesus answered to Emma (the moron is in CC):

Quote:

Dear Mrs. Vermeir,

Thank you for your good evaluation of our services. It will help us a lot when our bonuses are calculated.
No, I have not yet received anything from that idiot Cherno.

Your package arrives tomorrow in Dakar and then we send it back to Liverpool.
God bless you,
Jesus