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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:46 am

Nick Hinds, the star of THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE TIME WASTING, returns to resume the fray! Actually, it’s not the same guy, but he’s still going to cop it.
This had some very interesting twists and turns along the way – and featured a Lad whose greed and misogyny made thwarting him an even greater pleasure.
And this is a long bait, so make yourselves comfortable!

The Scammers (in order of appearance)
Mr. Glyn Jones, “Funds Manager of Fidelity Investment International.The World Largest
Funds Management Company with over $1.2Trillion Capital Investment Funds”
Mr. Jack Morris, “Manager UBS Appropriate Office London”
Nick Hinds, who was the Fund Manager of Fidelity Investment International in THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE TIME WASTING – returns under new management
Professor Ben Jerry, of the “UBS Board of Ministers”
Dr Jim Kamborra, Lad oncologist and subject of orchestrated anger
Fraser Morgan, of UBS Securities Limited

Scammer supporting cast
Gloria Hinds (or Jennifer Gloria Hinds) and Lawrence, Nick’s wife and unbelievably precocious son respectively – and both bargaining chips; originally featured THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE TIME WASTING, but quite different now
Ken Chuby, Robert Wright, Ken and Sandra, characters from THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE TIME WASTING, appearing for the sake of continuity
Sandra Lin, the Manager of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK
Sandra Kang, mentioned to try to force Malcolm’s hand
Leonard Gibson, Nick Hinds’ brother-in-law
Richard Wastcoat, Western Union contact with a strange resemblance to Tommy Lee Jones
Angela Richard, another Western Union contact
Lawrence Weinbac, a UBS boss
Michael Gordons, mentioned for no reason that I could gather

The Baiters
Malcolm Reynolds, retired US Marine living in Central Australia
Doctor Sheppard, played by 419Eater member Jeff
Liza, Mal’s daughter from a long-ago affair; an incarnation of veteran persona Eliza Dane (now retired owing to Google)

Supporting cast
Nurses Pugh, Janette and Zoe
Justine and Candace, two gorgeous sisters of Malcolm’s acquaintance; inspired by contestants from The Amazing Race
Kaylee, Simon, Inara and Jayne, friends of Mal’s
Cammy and Ross, friend of Liza and Liza’s boyfriend, respectively; more baiter characters resting between roles
Bangla Dupree, an official with a health care fund – fans of the webstrip Girl Genius will know where this name originated

Lad emails are date-stamped; my comments are in bold.

First, some background… “Glyn Jones” first contacted me during the original Nick Hinds bait, sending the same boilerplate text. Note that it was actually addressed to Malcolm Reynolds and not “Dear Sir/Ma”.

5 November 2006
Dea Malcolm Reynolds,
I am Mr. Glyn Jones,Funds Manager of Fidelity Investment International.The World Largest
Funds Management Company with over $1.2Trillion Capital Investment Funds.
Neverthless, as Fidelity Funds Manager, I handle all our Investor's Direct Capital Funds and secretly extract 1.2% Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's Magellan Capital Funds.As an expert,I have made over $22.4m from the Investor's EMRCP and hereby looking for someone to trust who will stand as an Investor to receive the funds as Annual Investment Proceeds from Fidelity Magellan Capital Funds.All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance,
Meanwhile,I have worked out the strategies and technincalities whereby the funds can be claimed in any of our 6 Clearing Houses without any hitches.Our sharing ratio will be 40-60 while 0.5% will be for expenseS during the process of the transaction. Should incase you are interested,Please email me your direct telephone number for discussion of this transaction in further details.
Sincerely.
Mr. Glyn Jones.
Funds Manager of Fidelity Investment International.
Moblie ;+447045705122
fax no; +448704902753

I, in turn, gave the standard boilerplate answer.

Mr Jones,
I appreciate the offer, but your colleague Mr Hinds has already approached with a similar proposal, and as such he has priority.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

Off script… and the English declines sharply!

8 November 2006
Dear Malcolm,
we can still make it work out here i am the new fund manager of fidelity in UK you can still stand as an investor to claim this for.
call me on phone so that i will tell you how we will do this.this fund have been in a security company in Spain so all i need to do is to just present you as the owner of this fund.
Regards,
Mr. Glyn Jones

Mr Jones,
Nick Hinds has told me that he's the funds manager and the money's in London.
What's going on?
Malcolm Reynolds

Glyn Jones goes for a quick handwave on the Nick Hinds problem and pushes for the usual info and passport.

12 November 2006
Hello Malcolm Reynolds,
good day and how are you today? I hope all is well with you today? I want to thank you for your honesty towards this deal. I am so confused now and I don?t know what to do.
My friend Nick Hinds was once the head of wealth Managers. To confirm to me your acceptance in doing this deal with me. Kindly furnish me with this information.
REQUESTED INFORMATION:
Full Name:
Office Phone:
Mobile:
A copy of your international passport.
Do furnish me with those informations so that I can use them to open up a porfoilio file for you. It will be a pleasure to receive your telephone call.
Cell: +44 703 1970 125
Thank you.
Glyn

Mr Jones,
You're confused? I'm not too clear on this either. Nick Hinds insists that he's the head of that section, and to my knowledge the only thing with two heads is a gorram Texan! Until you clear this up things are going nowhere. You and Nick had better work this out, OK?
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

Then everything went quiet… until over a year later…

17 December 2007
Attention:Please are you Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
If you are the one please try to make sure that you contacts us as soon as you get this mail, because there is GBP?45,745,000.00 Forty Five Million Seven Hundred and Forty-Five thousand Pounds was Approved and signed by President of Fidelity Investment Corporation United Kingdom and the fund was made in your name here in UBS Investment Bank London by the Funds Manager of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK.
Mr. Glyn Jones, is the name of the Funds Manager we try much we can to hear from you but we did not get any of your contacts today Mrs. Sandra Lin, the Manager of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK give us your email address that is why we contacts you today so please get back to us with your tell phone number and fax number also with your bank account wire Institution where you want the $22.4million United state dallas to be credit.
We Hope to read from you, If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me. Mr. Jack Morris.Manager
UBS Appropriate Office
London.Tell: +447902542471
Fax: +4487038 90417
[email protected] www.ubs.com
Investment Bank

Well, this is interesting. What’s their game?

Mr Morris,
I haven't heard from Mr Jones for close to a year and I had no idea he'd done anything on my behalf. Please explain what has to be done.
I'd like the email addresses for Mrs Lin and Mr Jones if possible as I would like to check with them.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

They don’t have their manager’s email address????

17 December 2007
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, sorry we don't have Mrs. Sandra Lin Email address but we have Mr. Glyn Jones, contact information so try to contact he as soon as possible and get back to us.
Also we wish to notify you that your Fidelity Investment fund of GBP?45,745,000.00 Forty Five Million Seven Hundred and Forty-Five thousand Pounds has been Approved and signed by the President of Fidelity Investment Corporation United Kingdom.
You told me please explain what has to be done? Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, what has to be done is that, you have to send us your tell phone #, fax number and your bank account information where we can transfer your ?45,745,000.00 Pounds before that you have to pay your transfer fee after you pay your transfer fee your total amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds will be transferred into your bank account immediately.
Here is Mr. Jones, contact information.
Mr. Glyn Jones.Tel: +447011149205Fax: +447030404437Email: [email protected]
Funds Manager of Fidelity Investment Corporation, UK.
We Hope to read from you, If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.

Mr Jones,
I don't recall giving you clearance to go ahead on my behalf with any proposal involving Fidelity International. Please explain exactly what you did in my name.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

And they’ve set their sights high… over US$40,000!

18 December 2007
Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
How are you, This is long time I haven't heard from you again Mr. Malcolm for close to a year now were have you been, I am very much happy to hear from you once again today.
I have made the ?45,745,000.00 pounds available in your name: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, as the investor's of Fidelity Investment fund and is already approved and signed by Mr. President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK in August 22, 2006
In August 25, 2006 been Friday Mr. President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK wish to notify me and you that the Fidelity Investment fund has been approved and signed by him were his already submitted these approval fund documents in your name as the investor's of ?45,745,000.00 pounds which is $92,208,367.20 United States Dollars to the UBS Investment Bank in London on Monday August 28, 2006.
As I receive your mail today I was so happy to heard from you so I will attached the three approval fund documents made in your name as an investor's of ?45,745,000.00 pounds from Mr. President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK.
So please immediately you receive this approval fund documents am sending to you make sure you send it to UBS Investment Bank also with you bank account information for the transfer and ask them how much is the transfer fee of ?45,745,000.00 pounds.
Because Mr. President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK has already informed you to pay ?20,950 pounds which is $42,255.74 United States Dollars for the transfer fee.
Make sure you contact Mr. Jack Morris. Manager UBS Appropriate Office as soon as possible.
I will be waiting to hear from you immediately you contact Mr. Jack Morris. Manager
Appropriate of UBS Investment Bank London.
Mr. Glyn Jones.
Tel: +447011149205
Fax: +447030404437

Despite what he said, there were just two documents… slightly modified versions of the ones I received in the previous bait. This had me puzzled; had the original Nick Hinds sold his “victims” on?

Mr Jones,
Who gave you my details such as full name, address and nationality? It sure as hell wasn't me!
Malcolm Reynolds

Well, they’ve lowered the fee ever so slightly… I wonder why?

18 December 2007
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
We wish to notify you that Mrs. Joy Clive, The accountant of UBS Investment Bank Branch
Office London is now working to transfer your Fidelity Investment fund of GBP ?45,745,000.00
Forty Five Million Seven Hundred and Forty-Five thousand Pounds, please send us your bank account information where you what us to transfer your ?45,745,000.00 pounds.
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, Send us your Country International Passport or your company ID Card immediately also with the cost of transfer fee which is ?18,950 pounds.
Mrs. Joy Clive, The accountant of UBS Investment Bank Branch Office London is now waiting to receive your Country International Passport or your company ID Card addition with the transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me. Thank you very much.
Mr. Jack Morris.

A mild slap is in order…

Mr Morris,
I'll thank you to wait your turn – I still have issues to resolve with Mr Glyn Jones.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

18 December 2007
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
OK thank you.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris

Does he really think my memory could be that bad?

21 December 2007
Dear Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
Do you forgot when you send me your details last year on 16th of August 2006, You give me all your information which I will use to made your name: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, available as the investor's of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK fund of ?45,745,000.00 pounds.
Which I have did in your name on August 19, 2006 and immediately everything was done I submitted it to Mr. President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK in August 22, 2006 when he made the fund Approval in your name on Monday August 28, 2006.
Please when Mr. Jack Morris. Manager UBS Appropriate Office transfer the total fund of ?45,745,000.00 pounds into your bank account try and get back to me as soon as possible so that I can send you my bank account details where you will transfer my 50%.
I will be waiting to hear from you immediately Mr. Jack Morris. Transfer the total fund of ?45,745,000.00 pounds into your bank account.
Regards,
Mr. Glyn Jones.

Another mild slap is called for.

Mr Jones,
I haven't forgotten anything about giving you my information, because I never did. The only person from your company that I gave my info to was Nick Hinds. I do believe I told you I was dealing with him. Do you forget that I told you that November last year?
As it is, Nick Hinds stopped writing me. Perhaps you can tell me what happened to him to make him give up on me – and if you happened to raid his files.
BTW, if there's some office politics involved here, I don't want to know about it, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds

Huh? Could this be the original Nick Hinds?

22 December 2007
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
OK Please contact Mr. Niok Hinds at his email address here: [email protected] he will give you everything details about your fund in UBS Investment Bank.
Thank you very much and good bye.
Regards,
Mr. Glyn Jones.

Nick,
How are things? I haven't heard from you for quite a while now – thought you'd cut the ties. I wasn't expecting you to pass the reins to someone else! So, what's the story with the UBS fund? Glyn Jones ain't exactly an informed source! Fill me in, old buddy, and leave nothing out.
Malcolm

I’d guess not…

23 December 2007
Hello Malcolm, Show appreciation to your mail, Mr. Malcolm, I did not pass the reins to any person else!
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail, I received your mail this evening and I was very happy to hear from you once again first please provide me your tell phone number and fax number. Please i am very sorry to hear this from Mr. Jack Morris, I would always be very careful watchful in anything I am doing again with UBS business transaction and Fidelity Investment fund. Last moths 5th, November, 2007 I give Mr. Glyn Jones, your fund files to submit it to Mr. Jack Morris, Manager UBS Investment Bank London, I don't even know that Mr. Glyn Jones, will contact you. After that i ask Mr. Jack Morris to contact me immediately he gets your file from Mr. Glyn Jones on last moths but he did not get back to me so i have contact Mr. Jack Morris in his office this morning to know where your fund is. Mr. Jack Morris, called me on my mobile phone# at +447864002077 this evening after I left his office, he was spooking to me that he has contacted you immediately and ask you to send him your bank account details where him will transfer the ?45,745,000.00 pounds approval in your name on Monday August 28, 2006 by the President of Fidelity Investment Corporation UK.
Totally Mr. Malcolm, i have today find out that our total fund of ?45,745,000.00 pounds is in UBS Investment Bank London in hand of Mr. Jack Morris Manager UBS Appropriate Office London.
I am very much happy that I have give you the answer on these issues so please do not reply to Mr. Glyn Jones, again because he is someone who need to get else information from a person he don't know so please don't gave he any of your details and don't deal with Mr. Glyn Jones again because I find out from Mr. Jack Morris, that you are dealing with him.
I am the only one that you will deal with in our Company Fidelity Investment Corporation UK.
I will be waiting to hear from you and keep me inform before you gave your account details or pay any fee to Mr. Jack Morris, Manager UBS Investment Bank London.
Regards
Nick Hinds.

Jones says goodbye.

23 December 2007
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Yes you are doing business with him again? Contact Mr. Nick Hinds at his two email address I have here: [email protected] and [email protected] he will give you every further details about your fund in UBS Investment Bank in London .
Because he is now back in UK last week (Friday), and I thinks it?s the right thing to do because I called him at his mobile phone # +447864002077 yesterday evening when I told him everything about you and I also inform him that I gave you his two email address where you can contact he.
He was so happy so contact he on his yahoo mail or at his hotmail he must reply back to you on Monday I am very sure.
Thank you and good bye.
Mr. Glyn Jones.

Let’s just drop in a few names and details… see what he does.

Nick,
I'm glad I don't work for Fidelity – it seems like a nasty version of "The Office". First Clive Whittaker tries to steal your job, and then this Glyn Jones guy is out to shaft you. It ain't nice there!
Anyway – time seems to have healed old wounds, but it ain't helping your memory. Nick, you know I don't have a phone or fax, so why ask me? But that aside – what happens now? And I have to ask – how's Lawrence? Did everything turn out OK?
Malcolm

No, this is not the original Nick!

24 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
I think you should contact Mr. Jack Morris, Manager UBS Investment Bank he will tell you what next to do.
Get back to me after you hear form him soon and if you don't have a phone and fax number you can call me at my mobile phone # at +447864002077 any time you what thank you I will be waiting to hear form you soonest.
Regards.
Nick Hinds.

Time to stir the pot with some references the ‘real’ Nick Hinds would recognise… I hope that readers do!

Nick,
I cannot believe it! For the love of Pete, you can put business last for a bit!
I asked about Lawrence, so just tell me how the operation went! Hell's teeth, I have a right to know – I helped to pay for it, even if your stupid brother-in-law insisted that he couldn't pick up the gorram cash.
The other thing is, Nick, that you should damn well know that it's not that I don't have a phone, it's that I can't. Have you forgotten about Camp Lejeune already?
Whether it's good or bad, I want to know about Lawrence.
Malcolm

Goodbye Jones, you pushy git!

Mr Jones,
It's goodbye with relief from me – you should never have tried to bigfoot your buddy. Fidelity sounds pretty gorram dysfunctional.
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick attached a picture of surgeons at work, and another showing a woman in graduation garb hugging a small child. I won’t reproduce them, as they’d be of innocent third parties.

24 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
Sure you have a right to ask about Lawrence, but no body is stupid please your boy Lawrence, is very good now and I told him that you ask of him, He was so happy and ask me daddy are you very sure the Mr. Paul Malcolm, ask of me I told him yes that you did that yesterday evening he was very happy.
Malcolm, Lawrence, need to hear from you on phone so please can you call us if you can gave us your telephone number because you did good help for Lawrence boy why Lawrence need to spook with you and said thanks for your help please call us. About the operation, Lawrence operation went so good I have attach the picture to you and another picture of my wife and Lawrence you can see everything on this mail thank you very much for your help.
Please do you hear from Mr. Jack Morris, of UBS Bank London.
Regards.
Nick Hinds.

A slap is in order for the bit about the phone call; Nick Hinds should have remembered about Mai’s phone problems! The reference to Camp Lejeune comes from a modality explaining Mal’s deafness as being caused by the accidental discharge of a .50 calibre sniper rifle next to his unprotected ear.

Nick,
I sure have the right to call someone stupid if he's too dumb to pick up a Moneygram payment, even with all the details in place. Bob was all that and more. Still, let's move on.
Thanks for the pix – though I have to ask how old that pic of Gloria and Lawrence is. I thought he was at school. I'm glad it ended well. Give Lawrence a hug from Uncle Malcolm!
And to the matter of the phone... please don't rub my nose in it! I haven't been able to use a gorram phone or radio since March 2001. I told you why. It still pisses me off that I had to leave the Corps because of a stupid mistake; I could have made Colonel by now. I won't dwell on it... but neither should you, OK?
I haven't replied to Mr Morris – I thought there'd be no point at the height of the festive season.
Have a nice Xmas and I'll be in touch.
Malcolm

Huh? Four years old, in second form and passing exams – too-wubba-hoo?
And right away he’s after a quick payout!

26 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
I am very sorry that he did not pick up the money gram payment but please don't worry you will still help your boy Lawrence next time, or you can pay his two year school fee of ?4,895 for your boy Lawrence by next year so please don't worry I know you love your Lawrence so much.
Your Boy Lawrence Hinds, is four years old and he is 2nd year in school and he is doing very well in school, Mr. Malcolm, can you believe that your boy Lawrence made a very highly point this year throughout his examination.
Mr. Malcolm, Thank you very much for your help and May this yuletide during to you and your family the amazing love of god, joy and inner peace of mind. May all your heart desires be your portion in the New Year?
Have a merry Xmas and a blissful new year.
Nick and Family is Greeting to you and your family!

A few more references to the past bait, just because.

Nick,
You don't have to apologise for Bob – not now, anyway; we argued enough about it at the time, remember? I still don't get why the two of you had such a hard-on for Western Union – but enough; that's water under the bridge now! The present is what matters.
Are you suggesting that I take over everything of Lawrence's? I heard there was some custom among the Eskimos that if you save someone's life you have to care for him forever – but y'all are English – so I'll have to think about those school fees. Are your finances still that bad?
Speaking of school – you have to tell me more about Lawrence's – they must be over the moon to have a genuine child prodigy on their rolls. Which one is it?
Kaylee says hi, and to remember that she's a girl, not a guy; she's off to drink a toast to Lawrence.
Inara, Simon and Jay all send their regards too. They may not be real family, but the bonds are just as firm. Take care and I'll write to Mr Morris once the holidays wind down.
Malcolm

The Lad still has hopes for instant cash…

27 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
I really don?t know how to properly address you about Bob issues and some more shocking and disturbing news. Please advise what can we do, first I think we should forget the past and forget everything about Bob that is my advise because I senior him in everywhere that is why I should apologies you for Bob.
Sorry you can't say that to my lovely son Lawrence's because he is my Lawrence's Nick, and I must take good care of my child Lawrence's, is because of you are so worry of the help you send to Bob by Money gram payment, for your help to Lawrence's.
That is why I ask you that you can still help your boy Lawrence's by paying his two year school fee of ?4,895 for your boy Lawrence by next year is not that I can't pay his two year school fee or my finances is bad not that. If you can't help don't worry I will pay his school fee and Inara, Simon and Jay school fee am be doing it year to year ok please don't worry Mr. Malcolm; I will take good care of them by next year?
Thank you very much for your mail on 26th day of December, All my family are sending a very big regards to you and your family we also said that joy and inner peace of mind will be all your heart desires to all your portion in blissful new year.
Take good care of your family and I will be waiting to hear from you when Mr. Morris replied back to you.
Thank you very much and my greeting to you and your family!
Enjoy your holidays and I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
You're confusing me. Where's the "shocking and disturbing news"? I don't see it!
I agree we should forget about Bob, because thanks to him I almost needed a new monitor... bone-headed waste of space made me want to put my fist through it...
News flash, Nick; Lawrence ain't my boy. He's your and Gloria's boy. I helped him in a time of major crisis but that doesn't make him mine, any more than Inara and Jay and Simon are yours. Don't worry, there's no need to sponsor their education...
I'll be contacting Mr Morris on January 2nd and I'll keep you posted. Until then, take good care of you and yours. .
Malcolm

28 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
OK I will be waiting to hear from you soonest when you contact Mr. Morris on January 2, 2008.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Not so fast – there's some catchup to do! How are Ken and Sandra doing? Did Bob get that overseas job? And did Ken Chuby ever improve his manners?
Best wishes,
Malcolm

28 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
Ken and Sandra are doing so good? I told you before that we should forget everything about
Bob I don't know if his get that overseas job or not.
Ken is doing better now I will also try as much as I can to find him a very good job here in UK by next year.
Enjoy your holidays and I'll be in touch thank you.
Nick Hinds.

I dropped in the question about “Liza” just to be different.

Nick,
Just because we agreed to forget what Bob did doesn't mean I can't wonder how he's doing. And I'm sure Gloria would have told you if he got to Ukraine or not!
As for Ken Chuby – he's coming back? I thought he was happy in New Jersey. What made him fly the coop? I thought he was set for the long haul. Still, never can tell...
I got a post card from Liza this morning – she'll be arriving in Sydney in just over a week.
She's really keen to see her biological father and I just want to see how my daughter has turned out. If you were me, Nick, what would you say?
Be seeing you
Malcolm

And after that first attempt at an instant payout comes the suggestion that Malcolm should try to leech off his daughter. Nick is one venal Lad, even by Lad standards.

29 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
Yes Ken Chuby, was in New Jersey and he still there up to now but him ask me to help find him a good job in UK that is why I try to work very head to see if I can find good job for him right here in UK ok?
For Liza, arriving in Sydney, you have to make sure that you significant how your daughter has turned out with Liza. If she really want to see her biological father live her but tell her that you are very sure that she is coming back with much money because you don?t your finances is done to help ok that is my advise thank you.
Enjoy your holidays and I'll be in touch thank you.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I can't believe my eyes! Are you really that venal? The daughter I've never seen, finally coming to meet me, and my first words to her should be, "Hi Liza honey, I'm poor, did you bring lots of money?" I'm not poor, and in any event, even if I was, I'd still have my gorram pride!
Malcolm

30 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
How are you doing i hope all is well with you, why don't you send me mail today?
Please i need your mail and how is Liza, are she arrived in Sydney i need to know tell me.
Nick Hinds

And Nick keeps on demanding that Mal scrounge off his daughter, while showing some out of nowhere misogyny. What’s his problem with women?

31 December 2007
Hello Malcolm,
Make sure that you tell her that you are very broke that you don?t have cash at hand now and you don?t know want to do to get money, after that wait to hear her respond before you will take any action on her ok.
Know one can consider women so you have to be very carefully, cautiously, watchfully in anything you are doing with Liza, if she arrived in Sydney.
Please don't think of women now because I know everything about them here in UK and i know how I work with them so my good friend Mr. Malcolm, you have to be carefully?
I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you hear from her don?t worry she will arrived in Sydney.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I don't think you have to know about Liza – ever!
Malcolm

Nick,
What the Sam Frick has gotten into you? You're telling me that the first thing I should do to my daughter is to lie to her and make out like I'm some gorram chiseller, and not once but twice!
See here, my friend, you have really pissed me off. I don't like it when someone disses my own flesh and blood, and when you in addition insult women everywhere, I don't let that pass! You got that, buddy? I want a gorram apology from you, right now, or this deal is over! No amount of money is worth letting you get away with being such a jerkwad!
Malcolm

01 January 2008
Hello Malcolm,
A heartfelt compliment comes your way this season of our saviors birth bringing wishes of joyful fulfillment to you and yours happy New Year from Mr. & Mrs. Nick Hinds and family!
We all family of Nick Hinds is greeting to you and your family!
Enjoy your New Year and I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

02 January 2008
Hello Malcolm, name
I really don't know that you don't need my advise please I am very sorry forgive me I will not say anything about Liza again, because I don't know who is she to you.
You only inform me that you got a post card from Liza this morning - she'll be arriving in Sydney in just over a week. I did not ask you who is she, why I think she may be your girl friend that is why I ask you to be very carefully, watchfully in anything you are doing with women,
See here, my friend, I did not pissed you off I only gave you an advise as a friend and how to work on people. So I did not disuses your own flesh and blood, because I don't know who Liza is to you.
Now I am your very good friend so you have to tell me who am Liaz to you, or if you don't what me to ask who Liza is, just reply and tell me not to ask of Liaz, I will keep off.
But now I am regretting why I gave you an advice as a good friend of be carefully because you are not in UK.
Know problem I am request for forgiveness please I am very sorry for all I have done to pissed you off and also to disuses your own flesh and blood, please forgive me it will not happen again.
Right now you can't say that, this deal is over! And No amount of money is worth letting you get away with being such a jerk wad!
Please if you don't need this deal please notify me so I determination know want next to do with Mr. Morris by tomorrow because him called me this evening informing me about issues of fidelity investment fund of GBP ?45,745,000.00 forty five million seven hundred and forty-five thousand pounds still with his bank at UBS Investment Bank Branch Office London,
He ask me who is Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, and why can't you send them your account information where the ?45,745,000.00 pounds will be transferred, and him also told me that he update you time to time to send them your country international passport or your company ID Card and cost of transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds also with your bank account which you will use to receive the total amount of ?45,745,000.00 pounds.
But I only told him that you will contact him by tomorrow morning been January 2, 2008 with every information needed for the transfer. So please Malcolm, if you don't need the deal I made in your name, please reply back to me immediately so I can contact Mr. Jack Morris. By tomorrow morning and informed him what next to do.
I'll be in touch waiting to hear from you soonest be grateful.
Nick Hinds.

Mr Morris,
I trust your holidays have been stress-free; now, down to business!
My banking details are: National Bank of Australia; account number G 937 641 424.
With regards to the ID question – I don't have company ID (owing to not being in, or owning, a company) and Federal law prevents the copying of passports – it's a post-9/11 thing. If this would cause any complications, please tell me at once.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
I told you that Liza is my daughter – you should remember how that came to be; hell, I told you about my careless teen years, and you told me how you'd got a girl pregnant too, way back when! So Liza is not my girlfriend, OK? I'm no gorram Texan!
And where I am doesn't change the fact that you sounded down on all women. It almost sounded like you'd be at home in one of those misogynist paradises like Pakistan. I feel sorry for Gloria!
FYI – I just emailed Mr Morris and gave him my banking details. I had to tell him that the ID request could be a sticking point. We'll have to wait and see.
BTW – I'll hold you to that promise, buddy. I may not be living in the South any more, but it stays with me. We respect our womenfolk. Do the same, OK?
Malcolm

TO BE CONTINUED

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:28 am

The Banker Lad enters the fray… arguments are going to ensue!

02 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail Mr. Malcolm
Reynolds, We wish to notify you that you did not gave us the contact information of your bank fine.
We need the National Bank of Australia Branch office Telephone Banking number to obtain account information, transaction history, order statements, transfer funds; we need the office Telephone number.
In regards to the ID question, It will not cause any complications but we need to have a copy of your Identification or you can attach to us two copy of your pictures if you can't send us your passports this will certify us so we need your credentials.
Please send us your bank account details stated below this method:
Bank Name: National Bank of Australia. Yes
Branch address: ....................... None
Swift code: ............................ None
Account name: ..................... None
Account number: G 937 641 424 Yes
Also you have to send us your personal information:
(a) Personal address:.....................
(b) Personal telephone and fax number:....................
(c) etc?
That is only way we can transfer this amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds to you so send us all the details needed for the transfer immediately.
We Hope to read from you, if I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me. Mr. Jack Morris.

Mr Morris,
If you need details about NAB, then I suggest you contact them! You're a bank, for crying out loud – don't you people network?
My account name is "Mr Malcolm P Reynolds". My personal address is 2/33 Stuart Drive, Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia.
As I do not have a personal telephone or fax, that point is a moot one.
I'll try and find two clear personal pictures for you.
Malcolm Reynolds

The Banker Lad proves that he can cut and paste.

02 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, I write to acknowledge that we have find the National Australia Bank Telephone enquiries on the Internet (Common telephone numbers) and we also speak with one of the customer service representatives about the range of NAB products and services where him gave us all the information we need.
Other phone numbers
Service
Hours of operation
NAB Telephone Banking13 22 65+61 3 8641 9083With your NAB ID and password, you can use our self-service Telephone Banking to obtain account information,transaction history, order statements, transfer funds, pay your NAB credit card, conduct bill payments, stop cheques and more
24 hours a day,7 days a week.
NAB OnLine Trading13 13 80+61 8 9282 8585For stockbroking orders; information about the NAB Online Trading service; technical enquiries and general enquiries, please call the NAB
Online Trading Call CentreTo have your NAB ID password reset, please call the National Customer Service Centre (see below).
8.00am - 7.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
National Customer Service Centre13 22 65 +61 3 8641 9083For complex enquiries relating to your accounts , changes to account details, password resets and all other general enquiries, please call the Customer Service Centre and enter your NAB ID and password.
8.00am - 8.00pm EST, Monday to Friday.
Mortgage Servicing Centre13 22 65+61 3 8641 9083For enquiries relating to the servicing of your Home Loan or Secured Personal Loan, including balance and payout information, adjustments to automatic payments, statement information and assistance with redraw on existing loans.
8.00am - 8.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
NAB Internet Banking1300 651 656+61 3 8641 9886For enquiries relating to NAB Internet Banking, including technical support and SMS payment security, please call the Internet Banking Support Team.
8.00am - 9.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.9.00am - 6.00pm EST, Saturday to Sunday.
NAB CollectionsFor enquiries on collections for overdue payments or to place a call back regarding payment. Collections can also help if you are experiencing financial difficulty with any NAB product and would like to discuss your options1300 135 323
8.00am - 8.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
Personal Lending and Investments13 13 12+61 3 8641 9083
You can phone this number to apply for or obtain information on home loans, credit cards, personal loans, term deposits and transaction accounts.
8:00am - 9:00pm EST,7 days a week.
Fly Buys 13 11 16If you have any enquiries regarding points, participating businesses or rewards, contact the Fly Buys service centre.
9.00am - 7.00pm EST,Monday to Friday,(Excluding nationalpublic holidays).
National Australia Financial Management 13 22 95This phone number gives you access to the
National Australia Financial Management (NAFM) enquiry line. NAFM's product range includes superannuation, investment and insurance products.
8.00am - 6.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
National Margin Lending1300 135 145 For all information relating to your margin lending enquiries.
8.30am - 5.30pm EST, Monday to Friday.
Business Enquiries13 10 12+61 3 8641 9937For information on business accounts or business lending rates this is the number to call.
8.00am and 8.00pm EST, Monday to Friday.
National Business Payments1300 369 852For all enquiries or information requests about NAB's range of merchant services to meet your business needs.
8.00am and 6.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
National KeyAuth13 25 15Call National KeyAuth to obtain authorisation on credit card transactions. 24 hours a day,7 days a week.
Telephone Typewriter (TTY) ServiceNational Relay Service13 36 77Hearing Impaired customers with Telephone Typewriters can contact the Customer Service Centre via this number.
8.00am - 8.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
Lost & Stolen Credit Cards/Flexicards1800 033 103If you are overseas, call + 61 3 8641
7905, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.Call this number immediately if your NAB Credit Card or debit card is lost or stolen.
24 hours a day,7 days a week.
* View additional Credit Card useful phone numbers.
Feedback 1800 152 015Call this number to tell us your Suggestions, Concerns or Compliments.
8.00am and 7.00pm EST,Monday to Friday.
Registered Office/Service of Notices Any subpoenas, writs, garnishee orders, statutory notices and other notices should be served at NAB's registered office addressed to:The Proper OfficerNational Australia Bank LimitedLevel 34, 500 Bourke StreetMelbourne, Victoria 3000
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, you can only send us a copy of your Identification and your bank account details stated below:
Bank Name: National Bank of Australia. Yes
Branch address: ....................... None
Swift code: ............................ None
Account name: ..................... None
Account number: G 937 641 424 Yes
Also you have to send us your personal information:
(a) Personal address:.....................
(b) Personal telephone and fax number:....................
We Hope to read from you, if I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.
Manager UBS Appropriate Office London.

Mr Morris,
So you did find NAB's website. That's good. Since I sent you the other data, I don't know why the Sam Frick you sent this. I have attached two personal pictures – I hope they'll do.
Malcolm Reynolds

03 January 2008
Hello Malcolm,
Yes an remember everything now please an sorry ok, I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you heard from Mr. Morris of UBS Investment Bank make sure that you keep me informed
I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Good to hear... now, I heard from Jack Morris, and I'm not impressed. He seemed to think that I should take care of stuff that he was best fitted to do.
I'll let you know what happens next.
Malcolm

First bank account! Will there be others?

04 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail; we wish to notify you that all the information needed for the transfer has be gave to us by National Australia Bank Branch Manager so we are now working to transfer your total amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds to National Australia Bank.
In regards to the ID question, the two copies of your pictures are very fine to Identification so we use it immediately.
Right now you has be advice to send the cost of your transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds directly to UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China Affiliate, INTER. BANK:WACHOVIA BANK NATIONAL ASSO.NEW YORK INTERN BRANCH/ brokerage account as stated below:-
INTER. BANK: WACHOVIA BANK NATIONAL ASSO.NEW YORK INTERN BRANCH.SWIFT CODE: PNBPUS3NNYC.
BANK Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAIBank Address: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL)
SHANGHAI, CHINA.Swift Code: ABOCCNBJ090.Bank Account #: 09-771314040003271.Account
Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO, LTD
Forward us the transfer slip immediately the transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds are paid to our UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China send a copy slip to our office here in London.
We are now working on the transfer of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds to your account number -G 937
641 424 in National Australia Bank order statements with UBS Bank Manager Appropriate and
National Australia Bank Manager get back to us immediately you paid the cost of your transfer fee.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.

04 January 2008
Hello Malcolm,
That is very good news I will be waiting to hear from you soonest.
Make sure that you keep me informed I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I told you that Jack Morris didn't impress me and you think that's good news? I think you need more sleep... or maybe a few shots of Jack Daniels. I did get a new reply from Jack Morris but it was so badly formatted that it's hard to make out the bank details he supplied.
Malcolm

Mr Morris,
My advice to you is to reformat that message so that the bank details are in a coherent form. I don't second-guess things like this.
Malcolm Reynolds

04 January 2008
Malcolm,
I don't understand your mail?
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Don't sweat it. All I was saying was that Jack Morris was a bit slapdash about formatting his letter and the details were all over the place – not very professional!
Malcolm

04 January 2008
Malcolm,
How ok, have you told Jack Morris about that and want is his reply?
What can i do now I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Nothing – yet. I told you not to sweat it.
Malcolm

Money is demanded and some crummy documents provided.

04 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail; Sorry Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, the transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds must be paid to our UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China.
After the payment of ?18,950 pounds you will first forward us the transfer slip, immediately we get the transfer slip of ?18,950 pounds paid to UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China we will transfer your total amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds to your bank account in NAB.
Right now we are sending you some of your certificate documents for the transfer of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds to your account in National Australia Bank.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.

Mr Morris,
The documents are all fine and dandy, but that's not the point. Reformat your message so that the bank details are clear and unambiguous, and stop expecting me to clean up after you!
Malcolm Reynolds

05 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail,
Here is the Reformat my message for the bank details is clear, Right now go and send the cost of transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds directly to UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China here?
INTERMEDIARY BANK: WACHOVIA BANK NATIONAL ASSO.NEW YORK INTERN BRANCH.SWIFT CODE:
PNBPUS3NNYC.BENEFICIARY BANK: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAIBRANCH ADDRESS: NO 26
ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINASWIFT CODE: ABOCCNBJ090BENEFICIARY A/C NO:
09-771314040003271BENEFICIARY NAME: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD
After you send the transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds to our UBS Executive Board of Ministers
Account in Shanghai China, today make sure that you forward us the transfer slip immediately.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris

04 January 2008
Malcolm,
I ask if there is any good news from Mr. Jack Morris, you told me nothing yet why please tell me I need to know because I should hear from you not Jack Morris, please have you finish with Jack Morris, or not please tell me.
I can wait to hear from you please I'll be in touch.
Nick Hinds.

Mr Morris,
Format the gorram details like this! Remember?
Bank Name: National Bank of Australia. Yes
Branch address: ....................... None
Swift code: ............................ None
Account name: ..................... None
Account number: G 937 641 424 Yes
That's how you did it when asking for mine - do the damned same for me!
Malcolm Reynolds

04 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I really don't understand your mail which one do you what my bank account where you will
pay your transfer fee is this:
Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso.
New York Intern Branch.Swift code: PNBPUS3NNYC.
Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAIBank Addres: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD
(EL) SHANGHAI, CHINASwift Code: ABOCCNBJ090Account NO:
09-771314040003271Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD
Right now your bank account details is this.
Bank Name: National Bank of Australia.Swift code: NBMPRG39Account name: Mr
Malcolm P Reynolds.Account number: G 937 641 424 Branch address: 34, 500 Bourke
StreetMelbourne, Victoria 3000
I have ask the UBS Board of Minister [email protected] to gave you the gorram details so they will contact you as soon as they can with the gorram details if you did not get it well with me.
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.

05 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
We write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail, Mr.Malcolm Paul Reynolds, send the cost of transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds directly to UBS Executive Board of Ministers Account in Shanghai China here?
Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso.New York Intern Branch.
Swift Code: PNBPUS3NNYC.
Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAI
Bank Addres: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINA
Swift Code: ABOCCNBJ090
Account NO: 09-771314040003271
Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,
UBS Board of Ministers.

Mr Morris,
One of your Ministers had to do your gorram job for you – well, I hope you're proud of yourself, wise guy!
I made some inquiries and I'll need a formal invoice before I can send the amount – tax reason.
Malcolm Reynolds

06 January 2008
Malcolm,
Want is happening I did not hear from you again why?
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I told you – don't sweat it. You are such a worrywart!
Malcolm

Mr Jerry,
Thank you for that.
I suggest that you give Mr Morris a solid asskicking for making you do what he should have done!
Malcolm Reynolds

06 January 2008
Hello Malcolm,
All right I will not sweat it again, I will only be waiting to hear from you please try to keep me knowledgeable when the total amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds transferred to your bank account in Australia?
Nick Hinds.

08 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, We wish to notify you that your total amount of ?45,745,000.00 Pounds has been wired from UBS Investment Bank London to National Bank of Australia and complete the transfer at 2:46 pm Eastern Time January 7, 2008. The transaction reference # is: 2007112800121146 and service reference # is: 270374. The transaction is shown on the UBS Investment Bank money transfer alert slip, which is forwarded to you in the following page.
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, make sure that you pay your transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds immediately to our UBS Investment Bank Head Office account in Shanghai China Branch today because if our Chief Executive Director of UBS Board of Ministers Professor Ben Jerry, in Shanghai China
Head Branch Office find out that we have transferred your ?45,745,000.00 Pounds out today.
He will placed your ?45,745,000.00 Pounds transfer on hold so make sure that you send your transfer fees to our account in Shanghai China here and send us the attach of money transfer slip from your national bank of australia immediately you paid your transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds for our reference. The Head Branch Office bank account instruction in Shanghai China is as follow where you will send the transfer fee: Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso. New York Intern Branch.Swift code: PNBPUS3NNYC.Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK
OF CHINA SHANGHAIBank Address: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINASwift Code: ABOCCNBJ090Account NO: 09-771314040003271Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO, LTD
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris.

The “invoice” has been lost.

Mr Morris,
That is not a gorram invoice! Why can't you get a simple request right?
I have no confidence in your ability to do anything.
Malcolm Reynolds

Did I strike a nerve?

09 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Sorry your total amount of ?45,745,000.00 has been recall back today and we can?t send it again to your bank account good bye you are not the omen of the money.
We don?t need any fee again from you, the total amount has be send back to our UBS Investment Bank account so good bye?
If I may be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Mr. Jack Morris

09 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
This is to inform you that the transfer of your investment fund with fidelity investment has been placed on hold due to the below reasons. On the transfer and verification process was carried out to ensure that you have not pay off your transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds to our account in Shanghai China. be in place and to avoid your government and the International Finance bodies from confiscating your fund.
The management confirmed that you have not pay off your transfer fee of ?18,950 pounds to our account in Shanghai China for the transfer of your investment Fund to take place and reflect in your National Bank of Australia account: G 937 641 424, in Australia within the next 48hours, you are advised to send the required fee to this office immediately through the below particulars, so that all your fund credentials can be raised and effect the onward transfer of your fund to reflect in your
account immediately in Australia.
Send the fee directly to our bank account instructions as stated:-
Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso.
New York Intern Branch.
Swift code: PNBPUS3NNYC.
Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAI
Bank Addres: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINA
Swift Code: ABOCCNBJ090
Account NO: 09-771314040003271
Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD As soon as these fees are received, this office will proceed in raising these documents on your behalf and the transfer of your investment fund will take effect within the specified time.
Go ahead and make the payment ?18,950 pounds for your transfer fee, then send the payment information to this office, so we can proceed with the process of raising all your fund credentials immediately.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,
UBS Board of Ministers

Mal isn’t the one to hold back.

Mr Morris,
As I have ample paperwork to show that the money is mine, I can only say that you are blowing smoke – not that I’m the least bit surprised!
You are the most puerile, brainless, and useless person I have ever had dealings with. I am going to do my best to see that you are fired for your boundless incompetence and stupidity.
Malcolm Reynolds

Mr Jerry,
That money hasn't been paid owing to the hidebound stupidity of Mr Morris.
Rather than supply me with the needed paperwork he told me that the money wasn't mine! I want him fired for his appalling attitude and continued incompetence.
Payment will take place when I receive the appropriate documentation – not before.
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
Jack Morris is a complete bonehead. How the hell did he ever get to where he is? He couldn't run a gorram candyfloss stand!
Malcolm

Nick is appalled – so much so that he starts using my slang.

11 January 2008
Malcolm,
What the Sam Frick has gotten into you? I think you know better then me answers me when I ask you what is happening about this deal, you only told me not to sweat it, that I am such a worrywart,
When you don't know how to spoke to someone so what did you want me to do now because I don't know what you did to Jack Morris, sorry I really can't understand you Malcolm, Mr. Jack Morris was saying that he will stop the transfer to your bank account in Australia.
Mr. Jack Morris, also called me this morning ask me if am very sure that the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds is your money I told him yes, he said know that is not your money, Malcolm, first what did you tell Jack Morris about this deal.
Because Jack Morris, has told me on phone that this deal is over complete and no amount of money is worth letting you get away with being such a jerk wad to him so what did you tell him?
Malcolm, why do you refused to pay Mr. Jack Morris, his transfer fee why, Because you only think that you know all why you did not know anything that is your problem.
You have to go now and make a gorram apology to Jack Morris, right now, and tell him that you will send the transfer fee to his account this morning because I don't what any thing to happen to this deal do you hear me now?
I can't believe with my eyes!
Nick Hinds.

11 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Mr. Nick Hinds, has told us everything needed to know about the 45,745,000.00 in our bank in UBS London so you dont need to worry about it. Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, when you pay off your transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to our account in Shanghai China. The total amount of 45,745,000.00 Payment will take place to you bank account when we receive the 18,950 pounds to our account in Shanghai China.
So dont worry about appropriate documentation Mr. Jack Morris, will not be fired I have also find out from him so what is the problem walkabout I am the Chief Executive Director UBS Board of Ministers, if you have any problem with Mr. Morris, or anyboby in our Bank UBS in London just reply to me ok. Thank you, and when you pay off your transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to our account in Shanghai China, contacts me immediately so that I will inform Mr. Jack Morris, to transfer the total amount of 45,745,000.00 to your bank account in (NAB) immediately.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

Mr Jerry,
The more messages that I receive from you and your colleague, the more I think that I'm hearing from some sort of sheltered workshop. There will be NO – repeat NO – payment without the proper documentation. No amount of "don't worries" on your part will change that!
Do you understand?
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
There is no way in creation that I am going to apologise to Jack Morris for telling him the truth – that he's not doing his gorram job! I am the customer, so when I make a reasonable request, then he gorram well does it! He has no right to stop anything since I haven't done anything wrong. I don't know why you're taking the side of some jumped-up dickhead.
Malcolm

13 January 2008
Malcolm,
Since you don't want to apologies to Jack Morris, no problem but i don't understand the gorram job his did not do to you.
Jack Morris, ask you to pay off your transfer fee of 18,950 and you refused why if you have really paid off your transfer fee of 18,950 by now Jack Morris, have been do all his gorram job to your bank account in NAB after you will send me my 60% but now nothing done at all why.
Malcolm, I what you to go your bank and send the transfer fee of 18,950 to Prof Ben Jerry. Account so that him will tell Jack Morris, to do his entire gorram job! To your bank account in (NAB).
I called Jack Morris, Friday morning where i have apologies him on what you did to him, Jack Morris, told me on phone that he will not do his gorram job if any customer refused transfer fee of 18,950 to Prof Ben Jerry. Account.
That is why i ask you now to go and pay off the transfer fee of 18,950 to Prof Ben Jerry, account so that Prof Jerry will tell Jack Morris to do his very gorram job to you as soon.
And i have also hared from the Prof Ben Jerry, when you told me that we need to pay off our fee before he will tell Jack Morris, to do his gorram Job to you as soon as you pay off your transfer fee. I am not taking the side of some jumped-up dickhead what am taking about is what can you do to make sure that the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds will be transfer into your bank account in (NAB) Australia by next week that is what i need to know so please Mr. Malcolm, I what you to make sure that you pay off the fees by next week so that our total amount will be transferred to account in Australia.
I will be waiting to hear from you soonest thank you.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Once I thought you were an OK sort of guy. Now it's like you've grown old overnight, into some crabby, miserable whinger and whiner!
I am waiting for Jack Morris to do the right thing by me. Now it seems that he and Ben Jerry are singing from the same gorram sheet. It's a real bummer when people in responsible positions turn out to have the collective brainpower of a flea!
And you say you're not taking their side. Bullcrap! I don't know why you're doing this, but get it into your head; I ain't sending a gorram dime without the right paperwork. 9/11 changed a lot of things, buddy, and sending money without the right documents don’t happen. Is that clear?
By the way – 60%? We agreed on 50% back in November 06, and as far as I'm concerned, that deal still stands.
Malcolm

Since I won’t cooperate, Nick goes for Operation Other Beneficiary!

16 January 2008
Malcolm,
OK no problem we can have it 50%- 50% but I what to inform you that if you did not finish everything with Mr. Jack Morris. This week! next week I will contact Mr. Ben Jerry, and Mr. Jack Morris, gave them another name where they will transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds to USA.
Because I have someone who want to help me pay off the fees and receive the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds on her account in USA. Her name is Mrs. Sandra Kang, She from New York? And her bank account she gave is here you can see it so Mr. Malcolm, I will only give you this week to finish up everything with Mr. Jack Morris of UBS Bank London or I will inform they to stop transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds to Australia. Here is Mrs. Sandra Kang two bank account information.
Institution wire to my Fidelity Investments USA brokerage account: (1) Bank Name: JP Morgan Chase Bank account Fed Wire: ABA#: 021000021 SWIFT Code #:: CHASUS33 Bank address: Chase Manhattan Plaza, NY, NY 10005
(2) further credit to National Financial Services LLC, account #: 066196-221 for benefit of Sandra Kang, account #: 162-180114
I will be waiting to hear from you soonest before I will give them Mrs. Sandra Kang, bank account information where they will transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds. So don't take my time again because I will not give you any more time if you did not finish up everything this week by next week I will inform Mr. Jack Morris What next to do about the fund in UBS?
Mr. Malcolm, you have only this week to finish everything with Mr. Jack Morris and Mr. Ben Jerry of UBS Bank.
Thank you and good bye?
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
What the hell is going on?
I am doing what I have to do, in order for this whole matter to work, and then you blame me when Jack Morris and Ben Jerry screw things up! Man, you have things ass backwards.
How are you going to do that, Nick? All the paperwork so far shows the money in my name. You can't just wipe that out of existence. Sandra Kang ain't entitled to any of it. You don't have the right to stop the transfer of the money without cause, and I haven't given you cause, and I can prove it!
I was going to tell you how Liza is, but I guess you don't really care about me or mine, so never mind. Just stop with the childish tantrums and bed-wetting and put the blame where it really lies – with that brainless dipshit Jack Morris and his dickhead boss Ben Jerry. Between them they haven't got the brains God gave an earthworm.
Malcolm

Note the bit where Nick says he paid a huge sum for paperwork. There’s a problem with timing that I’ll use later…

16 January 2008
Malcolm,
Sure I know you are doing what you have to do in order for this whole matter to work but why can't you make it done by now why I don't think you are very fast as I am because if you are fast everything has to be completed by now I think you understand me! That is why am not happy in this transaction with you.
Now in August 14, 2006 I have paid off 69,867 Pounds for all the paperwork in your name which is approval fund documents with my company Fidelity Investment Corporation UK after that I also paid another 23,407 pounds in August 22, 2006 to Fidelity Approve Board UK! That is where Mr. President of Fidelity approved and signed the paperwork in your name as an Investor of 45,745,000.00 pounds I am very fast to do it so why you are not fast to pay off the transfer fee and receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds as Annual Investment Proceeds from UBS Investment Bank London.
I am not happy with you Mr. Malcolm, because you are not fast to pay off the fees and receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds ok! That is why I give you this week to finish up everything with Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry of UBS Investment Bank so that the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds will be transferred into you bank account in Australia.
Right now I what you to know that as far as I am the funds manager who made your name Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, as the investor's of 45,745,000.00 pounds from my company Fidelity Investment Corporation UK in compliance with the ethics of the foreign remittance status act 214 subsection 5,6 & 7 of 2000 of the United Kingdom by the President of Fidelity Investment corporation UK.
I have the power order for this whole matter so I know what to do when the time comes, Mr. Malcolm see if you did not finish up everything with Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry This week! Everything will be confiscate from you by next week to Mrs. Sandra Kang.
By then I will compliance with the ethics of the foreign remittance status act 214 subsection 5,6 & 7 of 2000 to status act 614 subsection 6,8 & 12 of 2007/2008 of the United Kingdom to my company Fidelity Investment Corporation UK and UBS Investment Bank London.
So never mind I can stop UBS Investment Bank not to transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds to you account in Australia.
Now I have informed you what next I'll do to this 45,745,000.00 pounds by next week if you are not fast to pay off the fees and receive the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds into your bank account in Australia.
I have contacted our company Lawyer and my attorney today for this matter but I will only wait unit next week before I will send them to Britain Ministry of Justice Court to secure Affidavit of Fact paperwork in the name of Mrs. Sandra Kang, because she is very interested to stand as an Investor to receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds as Annual Investment Proceeds from UBS Investment Bank and pay off every fees needed to receive the money.
So you have only this week to finish everything with UBS Bank because next week I will made the total amount of 45,745,000.00 pounds available to Mrs. Sandra Kang, account in USA if you did not finish up.
Thank you very much.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Ben Jerry proved to be as much use as a rubber bayonet. He hasn't a gorram clue! I have to ask again – how the hell did he ever get to run a bank when he's as dumb as a stump?
Now, I suggest that you forget any ideas about double-crossing me and put all your efforts into getting them to get it right just this once.
Malcolm

16 January 2008
Malcolm,
Nevertheless to planning anything as you said, Do you know that I Mr. Nick Hinds, is one of the great man in Fidelity Worldwide and as a Funds Manager with over 36 Branches of Fidelity Investment Corporation Worldwide, Where they gave me the power to handle all our Investor's Direct Capital Funds and secretly extract 2.5% in 1995 to 2016 Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's Magellan Capital Funds.
As an expert, I have made over 45,745,000.00 million pounds from the Investor's EMRCP in 1998 to 2006 and hereby looking for someone to trust who will stand as an Investor to receive the funds as Annual Investment Proceeds from Fidelity Magellan Capital Funds. That is i be acquainted with you! is not a stolen money I make my money in a good way ok I have never for one day stole money from anybody do you understand me?
Malcolm, there is know good real reason you will give to me that will make me believe you again this issues is now Getting to two good years I think you know that so if I wait you this week and you did not finish up everything with Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry, take it form me I will go ahead and transfer it to Mr. Sandra Kang, in USA. Because I am the one who made your name Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, as the investor's of 45,745,000.00 pounds from my Company Fidelity Investment Corporation UK and i am also the one who will remove you at any time and stop UBS Investment Bank not to transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds to your bank account in Australia. So never mind what I will do in these issues! You must give me good reason why you keep this transaction so long?
As you said in your last mail that the next move is up to Jack Morris and Ben Jerry. For both our sakes, I hope they grow at least one brain soon. Mr. Jack Morris, called me this morning to notify me that everything is up to Mr. Malcolm, he also inform me that he gave you bank account where you will send the transfer fee and now you did nothing Mr. Jack Morris, told me once again that can I believe that his boss Ben Jerry gave Mr. Malcolm, another bank account last night where you reply back asking him to gave you gorram invoice and proforma invoices Jack Morris totality inform me that he will not going to transfer the 45,745,000.00 pounds if you did not pay off the transfer fee to his Boss Ben Jerry account.
Right now I complete not understand you again if i may ask you this! What is need of gorram invoice and proforma invoices do with transfer fee. Why can you use the bank account his boss Ben Jerry, gave you last night to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to them. I complete find out that you are not interested to receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds as Annual Investment Proceeds from UBS Investment Bank London. Thank you very much?
Nick Hinds.

An “invoice” arrived sometime on 16 January, from whom I don’t recall. It can he found here: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1041588&highlight=china#1041588

19 January 2008
Malcolm
What efforts do you suggest me to getting them into or get it right I dont understand you Mr. Malcolm. Mr. Jack Morris told me that his boss Mr. Jerry gave you his bank account last night where you will send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to them so they can complete everything in your bank account in Australia. But nothing was done by you why! Can you send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds into his boss Ben Jerry bank account?
Right now I complete not understand you by asking his boss Ben Jerry to gave you gorram invoice and proforma invoices, if I may ask you what do you need to do with you gorram invoice and proforma invoices. Please tell me because I not understand this?
Thank you very much?
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
If I catch you out on something that makes it look as though you're going to pull some stunt, you can bet your gorram ass that I'll pick you up on it! I didn't get to be a Captain in the USMC by playing nice.
You can't change the fact that you tried to make out that you were getting 60%, however much of a blowhard you are. Remember this; "…after you will send me my 60%"? It was just a few days ago!
Final note; I'm not making any promise to get things done by next week. I can't get to the bank before Monday, when it'll be next week.
Malcolm

19 January 2008
Malcolm,
In my last mail I send to you I think that I have made it clear to you that our sharing ratio will be 50-50 which is 22,872,500.00 to you and 22,872,500.00 to me. Another point you shouldn't try to bullshit me! By telling me that you cant make any promise to get things done by next week but you told me that you did receive the invoices this evening - too late to do anything before Monday you will finish up everything with UBS Investment Bank Now you told me that Final note; I'm not making any promise to get things done by next week. I can't get to the bank before Monday, when it'll be next week Malcolm, are you trying to lie to me or what, Now I have find out that you dont what to be fast to finish up everything with UBS Investment Bank by Monday next week please dont worry yourself again I know what next to do.
Malcolm, by Tuesday next week if I find out that nothing wasnt done by finishing up everything with UBS Investment Bank. I will send Mrs. Sandra Kang, Bank account to Mr. Jack Morris and his Boss Ben Jerry, on Tuesday evening and inform them what next to do on Wednesday morning that is a promise to you so dont worry where I have Mrs. Sandra Kang, who told me that she is very much interested to pay off any fees needed for the transfer so that total amount of the gorram money will be receive into her bank account in USA. Malcolm, I am not too worry about what you said so dont worry it will be finish up by Sandra Kang form next week?
Thank you very much!!
Nick Hinds.

Mr Jerry,
I'll keep this short as I am ready to smash things – the bank didn't accept your invoices. Neither was properly signed; one didn't have the consignee area filled in and the other didn't spell out the amount to be remitted.
Get it right, damn it!
Malcolm Reynolds .

21 January 2008
Malcolm,
What is happening I am very sorry Malcolm, because I told you before not to worry yourself in this fund that I have an important person who what to pay off everything to UBS Bank. In your mail you supposed that "the bank didn't accept the UBS invoices and neither was properly signed; one didn't have the consignee area filled in and the other didn't spell out the amount to be remitted" Don't you know the amount of remitted was the transfer fee which is 18,950 pounds please forget it. Mrs. Sandra Kang, has called me today that she will pay off the transfer fee is 18,950 pounds so I will contact Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry, informed them about Mrs. Sandra Kang, and I will also send the Sandra Kang, Bank account information to UBS bank soonest. Thank you very much for keeping me waiting and now filled.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I'll give you one chance to rethink about calling in Sandra Kang.
Remember that I will send all this to the LEOs in Britain if you do that – I think embezzlement can still get you some heavy-duty jail time.
However – before that happens – you might want to clear something up. Maybe I'm a bit slow on the uptake this week or something, but I noticed this just now and it's got me baffled.
You claim that you paid "69,867 Pounds for all the paperwork in [my] name" on August 14th, 2006. There's a problem; according to my records you didn't contact me for the first time until the next day. Either you’re claiming to be psychic or something is very wrong.
Which is it?
Malcolm

21 January 2008
Malcolm,
Yes I want you to send everything you know about me to Leos in Britain, I have now find out that you are not a good person? I don't claim anything I remitted 69,867 Pounds for all the paperwork in your name in 14th August 2006 that is why I am getting hot and you makes me not to be happy so I don't know that you will lie to me why cant you pay off the transfer fee to UBS Bank and I also complete find out that you are not interested to receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds as Annual Investment Proceeds from UBS Investment Bank London.
You are the one that is not psychic, you have been lien to me so I am not happy with you so you need to something will make me believe you if not I will move on with Sandra Kang? Thank you very much.
Nick Hinds.

21 January 2008
Malcolm,
I noticed something just now this is your last message doesn't change a thing "Final note; I'm not making any promise to get things done by next week. I can't get to the bank before Monday, when it'll be next week" Now I don't what to know if you get to your bank or not but I have to inform you that you have only today to Wednesday this week to finish up everything with UBS Investment Bank. Because that will makes me moving forward with Sandra Kang, form Thursday this week as a try to see if you are interested to receive the 45,745,000.00 pounds as Annual Investment Proceeds from UBS Investment Bank London or not?
Thank you very much and make sure that you send everything details of my you know to British Leos and FBI I will be very happy if you did it.
Nick Hinds.

23 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I wasnt be in the office for two working days now that is why I did not sent you another invoices which will be properly signed form UBS Bank London.
So please don't worry I will make sure that our UK Director Mr. Peter Godwin, form UBS Board of Ministers London will send it again to me, immediately I get it I will resend it back to you immediately so that the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds will be sent right away to our account in Shanghai China. Don't worry I will Get it right very soon do you understand me.
Regards, Professor Ben Jerry,

Nick,
Since Ben Jerry hasn't sent me the corrected paperwork I guess that there's no way in hell the money can be sent today.
Remember if I don't hear from you again, I will send your details to British and US LEOs and copy it to Fidelity. At the very least you'll be fired – and I won't be paying Lawrence's school fees then!
Malcolm

23 January 2008
Malcolm,
I got your urgent response regarding this issue this morning I felt so bad with your story; you have really spent me bad towards the task Lawrence's and I wish that I could be able to help instantaneously, If you can understand now that we have a limited time with the UBS Bank London, and let us not be unwise, as soon as we are able to get this fund out from UK Bank, because we are already obtaining the objective to a successful end, you can then use your share to settle any financial situation you have.
As you still remember my son Lawrence's not only paying Lawrence's school fees because this I write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. Well it may interest you to note that I will stop moving forward with Sandra Kang, today, and I don't need to work with anybody again if is not you Mr. Malcolm.
So now inform me what keeps Ben Jerry hasn't sent you the corrected paperwork any problem with him try to find out if he is not in the office and I will also try to find out form Jack Morris, because they must send you the corrected paperwork so that you can send out the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds instantaneously to Ben Jerry bank account in Shanghai China. You should understand that I have invested almost my live achievements to obtain this aim to this point; I will not be able to wait you delay in this fees so try as much as you can to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds instantly to UBS Bank London so Malcolm, I what this fund to be claimed in your name, in other to obtain this aim, we must act fast. What is your suggestion towards this arrangement? Get back to me, Mr. Malcolm, this is all I can do now, we do not have to delay now we have limited time to finish up everything with UBS Investment Bank.
Nick Hinds.

Next episode - the Lads try to turn the scam into a Cancer Patient script; it won't turn out well.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:30 am

With things not going according to plan, the Lads try an alternate plan, inspired by my references to paying for Lawrence’s treatments.

25 January 2008
Malcolm, Greeting to you and your family!
Thank you for your kind response, my dear I have been having hard time since three days ago, by 2.30 pm my wife Mrs. Jennifer, started crying and suddenly was rushed to hospital and was later admitted and the following day, our family doctor asked that I should be present in the hospital immediately, Mr. Malcolm, the doctor gave this bad new and heartbreaking result yesterday being Wednesday that my wife had a breast cancer and my world was finished when I heard him say BREAST CANCER and I was confused and do not know what to say, but he calmed me down and I then have no other option than to be quit and listen to his advise. He told me that she will be admitted to start receiving treatment and medication, now Mr. Malcolm, the problem is that the hospital is demanding a huge amount of money which I can not be able to take care at this point in time, due to the expenses and through the arrangement which was incurred on the process of making a positive arrangement for this fund to get it at this stage. The doctor advised that she will take an X-ray by Friday been tomorrow and receiving a surgical operation after the X-ray which will cost the sum of 126,525.00 pounds and I am having a financial difficulty right now that was the main reasons I have been trying to make sure that we get this fund claimed early. I only have my last one months salaries in my account which is only 7,700 pounds and do not know how to come up with the rest of the fees, which the doctor is requesting for the operation to be carried out by next two week, I have been trying to know if I can raise money but all was in vain, I am very confused Mr. Malcolm, I do not really have any body to help instantly and my only hope on financial assistance is the fund which is to be claimed out from UBS Investment Bank London by you Malcolm, Please my good friend Malcolm, I am on my knees to ask for your kind assistance on this matter, I am waiting for your suggestion, I need help now, if you can be able to be of help to this bad situation, I promise to pay back immediately we receives this fund from the UBS Investment Bank, even with an interest, I will not care, all I need is assistance on this matter, I pray that God will help me on this bad situation. Please find in your heart to forgive me for confining my shameful problems to you. Mutual trust is based on the truth. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
As always, I wish you the best of health!
Nick Hinds.

Given that both my parents died of cancer, that scam made me angry, in and out of character.

Nick,
I know that this is one hell of a shock, but for the love of Pete, that doesn't mean you have to give in to those gorram sharks! Look – I know for a fact that no gorram doctor can EVER demand that any fee be paid in advance. Hell's teeth, they tried that with Lawrence until we called their bluff! If that doctor won't do the operation unless you settle up front, then you can get him struck off, just like that Betts asshole. Didn't you learn your lesson from before?
BTW – Jennifer? Her name is Gloria last time I heard!
Malcolm

Mr Jerry,
"So please don't worry" – with you running things I have no choice. I haven't seen such continuous bungling since Somalia. I'll stop worrying when the invoices are with me – not before.
Malcolm Reynolds

25 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, I really don't know how to bring up this UBS Bank fund transfer invoices problem and properly address to you. Please forgive me for confining them to you thing has been changed in London where UK Director Mr. Peter Godwin, told me to inform you that another invoices which will be properly signed form UBS Bank London will be send to you by Monday morning after that you can send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry

25 January 2008
Malcolm,
Like I told you last time in my last mail that the doctor of Valdese Hospital London advised that my wife will take her breast cancer X-ray today be Friday! Everything has done early today after that the doctor find out that my wife has STOMACH CANCER, you can find out the breast cancer X-ray here I have attached it to you. My wife Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, is now admitted in Valdese Hospital London today and she have started receiving treatment and medication, now the main reasons is what can I do to pay the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds after the operation I will balance them 26,525.00 pounds for the breast cancer operation
I am in a very big problem now Mr. Malcolm I dont want my wife to die please can you help me fast, About my wife name her original name is Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, but I like calling her Jennifer time to time so that is why.
Thank you very much and please try to assist me?
Nick Hinds

Nick,
You're not listening!!!! Holy mother of God and all her whacky little nephews, don't you get it? THEY CAN'T DEMAND A DOWN PAYMENT BEFORE THE OPERATION! I got that as a ruling from the BMA when that maggot Betts tried the same thing with Lawrence! Hell, he wasn't even a real surgeon! Don't you ever learn? Who told you that you had to pay first? If it was the surgeon, then he's a gorram crook!
There's nothing lower than the kind of turd who'd use a cancer sufferer to rip you off. My old Corps Chaplain Book used to say that there's a special circle in Hell for certain people – child molesters and corrupt cops for example – and he would have said the same thing about this surgeon.
Report him to the BMA and get a new surgeon. I can't believe you'd let this happen again! Get him any way you can. This will take courage - and I know you have it.
Malcolm

26 January 2008
Malcolm,
Find out more breast cancer X-ray of my wife here I have attached another X-ray to you please I need you assistants because I dont want my wife to die. Malcolm, I want you to work very fast with Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry of UBS Investment Bank London so that the whole amount of 45,745,000.00 will be claimed by you early next week. I am now in need of money to pay off the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds before the operation because the doctor of Valdese Hospital London said that I must paid off the advance fee of 126,525.00 pounds before the operation, I dont know want next to do now? Please find in your heart to forgive me for confining my shameful problems to you. Mutual trust is based on the truth. I wish you the best of health! > > Nick Hinds.

Nick,
I don't know what else to say except GROW A GORRAM PAIR AND TELL THAT MAGGOT OF A DOCTOR THAT YOU WON'T GIVE IN TO HIS GORRAM BLACKMAIL!
If you can't find the guts to stand up to that low-life leeching scum, then go to the hospital board and tell them what's happening. They'll have to stop it!
Malcolm

26 January 2008
Malcolm,
I dont know want is happening to me last time my son Lawrence has a big problem that cost me total amount of 56,967.65 pounds last two years ago. Now back to my wife with breast cancer! I really dont know want next to do I cant understand the problem I find myself into please Holy mother of God help my wife out of this issues please do not refused to answer us please I pray that my wife will not live me pass away. Malcolm, I am totality finish? Nick Hinds.

Nick,
What the hell? You never said anything about Lawrence's operation costing even a fraction of that! In fact you said the $4000 would cover it nicely! I don't know what the hell is going on with you, but it's confusing me bigtime.
I want to know the name and email address of the surgeon who's supposed to be operating on Gloria, because the least I can do now is take the action that you can't – tell him where to get off!
Malcolm

26 January 2008
Malcolm,
OK thank you very much I am now going to hospital board right away to see if they can stop it? Nick Hinds.

26 January 2008
Malcolm,
The doctor of Valdese Hospital London!! his name is Dr. Jim Kamborra, and his email address is [email protected] please I am now going to hospital board right away to see if they can stop it immediately am back I will keep you informed thank you for your help?
I wish you the best of health!
Nick Hinds

Dr Kamborra,
I am a friend of Nick Hinds, whose wife Jennifer Gloria is undergoing treatment for cancer at Valdese Hospital.
I am informed that you have demanded an upfront fee of 100,000. 00 pounds to operate on Mrs Hinds. Give me one good reason why you shouldn't be struck off for this act of blatant extortion. Malcolm Reynolds

The doctor replies with a lot of cutting and pasting.

27 January 2008
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Thank you for your mail Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, is admitted in Valdese Hospital London and she is now started receiving treatment and medication for her cancer problem, Sir, the one major good reason about the advance fee of 100,000.00 needed to be paid before the operation is that Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds has want is called Stomach Cancer and Liver Cancer on her breast body that is major reason I told Mr. Nick Hinds, to pay the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds before the operation. Now I want you to know the Definition of Stomach Cancer Diseases and Definition of Liver Cancer Diseases in women body? Definition of Stomach Cancer: (a) Cancer of the stomach - also called gastric cancer or gastric carcinoma - is a treatable disease that can often be cured when it is found and treated at a local stage, Stomach cancers are classified according to what sort of tissues they start in. (b) The most common type arises in the glandular tissue lining the stomach. These tumors are called Aden carcinomas and account for over 95 percent of all stomach tumors. (c) For example, if stomach cancer spreads to the liver, the cancer cells in the liver are actually stomach cancer cells. The disease is metastasis stomach Definition of Liver Cancer Diseases and What is Liver Cancer? (a) There are two main kinds of liver cancer. Heptoma and cholangiocarcinoma. Heptoma is cancer of the hepatocytes. (The main functioning liver cell). Hepatoma is primary liver cancer. Hepatoma usually grows in the liver as a ball-like tumor, invading the normal tissue surrounding it. A history of infection with the hepatitis B virus puts individuals at risk of developing heptoma. (b) Cancer of the bile duct cells is called cholangiocarcinoma. Cholangiocarcinoma originates in the bile ducts and is often caused by infestation with the liver fluke Clonorchis (a parasite). The cancer grows along the bile ducts in sheets or lines, and is hard to find on X-ray studies. (c) Most cases of liver cancer are actually cancers that started in another organ. This is called metastases. Because of its very high blood flow and many biological functions, the liver is one of the most common places for metastases to grow. Tumors that originally arise in the colon, pancreas, stomach, lung or breast can spread to the liver. Liver cancer is much more prevalent in many of the developing countries than in the industrialized world. Its incidence is highest in sub Saharan Africa, China, southern Asia, and Japan. Japan is the exception of the industrialized countries. China accounts for about 45% of the world's cases. Sir that is major reason why I told your friend Mr. Nick Hinds, to pay the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds before the operation because we know want we see in Stomach and Liver Cancer operation so Mr. Malcolm Reynolds, we need the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds before the operation and some medication drugs need to buy before the operation. I have to stop here you can reply back to us if you have any good answer to this thank you.

Dr Kamborra,
That is the most specious, self-serving load of bullshit I've ever heard! You would hold a sick woman to ransom – force her family into penury – just to line your gorram pockets? Does the Hippocratic Oath mean nothing to you?
As far as I'm concerned, you have just confessed to extortion! I am going to report you to the BMA and the FRCS and when they're through with you, you won't even get employment in a gorram veterinary clinic!
Malcolm Reynolds

I decided to open a mass bait on the side, as detailed in this thread: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1047193&highlight=cancer#1047193

27 January 2008
Malcolm, I have go to the hospital board here in London to informed then that Dr. Kamborra, is demanding an upfront fee of 100,000.00 pounds before he will operate on my wife operation breast body cancer. After I have made the information to the hospital board London, one Dr.paul working with hospital board called Dr. Kanborra to know the major reason he refused to operate on my wife operation without upfront fee of 100,000.00 pounds Dr. Kanborra, told Dr. Paul that my wife Jennifer Gloria Hinds, has Stomach and Liver Cancer on her two breast body that is major reason he ask me to pay the sun of 100,000.00 pounds for some medication drugs before he will operate on my wife operation. Mr. Malcolm, I really dont know want next to do to get the sun of 100,000.00 pounds and I cant understand the problem I find myself into now, if I may ask please want have I done. Please god help my wife out of this issues please do not refused to answer us now we youre your help please I pray that my wife will not live me pass away. Malcolm, I am totality finish and I don't know want next to do now. Have you heard form Mr. Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry, please keep me informed because my life is finish? Nick Hinds,

Nick,
I keep TELLING you – STOP fixating on that hundred grand – THEY CAN'T DO IT!
I got a message from that Doctor Kamborra – and I will say this; he has gall, and he deserves to be strung up by the gorram neck. I'm going to forward his letter to the BMA and the College of Surgeons. He won't practise again!
Did the hospital board agree to Kamborra's demands? If they did, then we have a major scandal on our hands! Contact the papers at once for this is one hell of a story. It may get Gloria treated faster!
Malcolm

28 January 2008
Malcolm,
Yesterday evening my wife started crying again! I rush to the Doctor Kamborra, residence to ask him why his staff refused to gave my wife treatment and medication again, because they stop giving my wife treatment Mr. Malcolm, can you believe this.
I was totality confused when my wife told me that she didnt receiving treatment and medication day before yesterday be Saturday and Sunday when I advise doctor Kamborra, that I will come up with my last one months and this months salaries in my account which is only 15,400 pounds by tomorrow be Monday.
I ask doctor Kamborra, please can you inform back to your staff to started giving my wife treatment and medication doctor Kamborra, said yes he will do that I say ok thanks I will be back to your office by tomorrow be Monday with 15,400 pounds.
Early this morning I went back to the hospital to find out form my wife family friend who is there with her to know if she has started receiving treatment and medication as doctor Kamborra, promise when I get to the hospital my wife family friend told me that my wife did not receiving any treatment but the doctor Kamborra, promise me that she will be receiving treatment immediately but now nothing was done.
This is a very big problem to me because I dont have money to pay off the advance fee of 100,000 pounds only God knows my problem.
I will try to send doctor Kamborra 15,400 pounds and another 4,300 pounds a friend promise to gave me today after everything it will come up to 19,700 pounds I will send it to doctor Kamborra account this morning to see what will happen next please Mr. Malcolm, assist me by working very fast with Mr. Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry, I need only 80,300 pounds to balance doctor Kamborra this week for faster operate on my wife operation before this week Thursday!
Once again please help me by working very fast with Mr. Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry of UBS Bank because I dont know what I will tell my children if my wife Jennifer Gloria Hinds, dies this will be a very big problem to me if it happened! Want do I need to do with my life, if I dont have a wife, Mr. Malcolm, I and my children will not dear it so please do want you can to help us.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
WHAT THE SAM FRICK ARE YOU DOING?
You're giving in to a blackmailer! What makes it worse it that now seems that his whole gorram staff are as heartless as he is!
Nick, you called me friend a year ago, when I sent the money for Lawrence's operation. You trusted me then. Why are you not listening to me now? THEY CAN'T DO THAT!! For the love of Pete, is the hospital board OK with what that maggot is doing? If it is, then I suggest you call the police, the current affairs shows, the newspapers, EVERYBODY! This is about the worst thing I've heard about in a long while!
I've been doing some networking – posting on medical website forums and anywhere I've subscribed. You would not believe the reaction that I've been getting. One and all, they are totally behind me (and you) against that doctor. The BMA hasn't responded to my email, but I'm hoping that someone at the local hospital can pull some strings. There are a lot of people out there who are as mad as hell about this.
As for the money... I am not going to give a cent to an extortionist, no matter what. It's too late for Kamborra even if he changes his mind; he's tainted beyond recovery. When you find a surgeon with ethics to do the op, and he does it, I'll be happy to help. But help that gorram criminal - I will never do that.
Malcolm

Kamborra,
You heartless, greedy, evil son of a bitch – I just heard what you're doing to Jennifer Hinds. You're holding her to ransom.
I am going to make sure you don't get away with it. Whatever it takes, I will see you punished.
Malcolm Reynolds

28 January 2008
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir, Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, is on treatment and medication and I have to wait after the treatment and medication by Wednesday next tomorrow I will start operate on her for operation by early morning Thursday everything will be done thank you sir.
Dr. Kamborra.

Kamborra,
Nick Hinds said that you were still demanding full payment before the operation, or even to give medication. I believe him ahead of you!
Malcolm Reynolds

28 January 2008
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir, Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, is on treatment and medication and I have to wait after the treatment and medication before I will start the operation by morning Thursday Sir.
What did I do makes you callus me a heartless, greedy, evil son, because I told Mr. Nick Hinds, to pay the advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds before the operation why can't you help him pay the advance fee of 100,000 to help save his wife Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, you are here callus me heartless, greedy, evil son please stop it..
Dr. Kamborra.

Stop it? No way, Lad!

Kamborra,
You've just proved to me that you are without human feelings. You've also shown that you have given up on all that it means to be a doctor. If you had a conscience you'd renounce your title, but you don't have one; you're several parts a psychopath.
Demanding payment before you operate makes you a blackmailer – an extortionist – a gorram fraud. I called you all the things that I did because you're all of those things, and I don't take back a word of it.
Suggesting that I help pay is the final insult. It's like a kidnapper suggesting that I help pay the ransom. I'll never give you a penny, even if you backed off now. You're tainted; you're dirty; and you're a disgrace.
Malcolm Reynolds

28 January 2008
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir, Is not that I still demanding full payment before the operation, what I said is that I need money for Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, operation before Thursday that is all any amount I can use it to start operate on her wife operation so that before early morning Thursday everything will be done. Do you understand me sir.
Dr. Kamborra.

Kamborra,
Nick Hinds said that you placed the cost of the operation at over a hundred grand, and that you want an even hundred grand before you'll operate. As I told him, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT RIGHT!
When they strike you off, it'll be a great day for your profession.
Malcolm Reynolds

29 January 2008
Malcolm,
Please I am listening to you Mr. Malcolm, but try to understand that this is my wife Mrs. Jennifer Gloria Hinds, life I dont have any option then to do want doctor Kamborra, said to save my wife life because I dont what her to die because these will be a very big problem to me and my children if it happened so please forgive and try to understand me.
The Hospital Board London told me that they have knowledgeable doctor Kamborra to operate on my wife operation before this week Thursday so everything is working good and my wife told me that she is now receiving good treatment and medication so I am very much happy to hear this.
I call the hospital board to inform then that I send 19,700 pounds to doctor Kamborra bank account this morning, Dr. Paul, who is working with hospital board London told me that the money I sent to Kamborra account is not the problem but the problem is why doctor Kamborra refused to operate on my wife in time that is the problem.
After that the hospital board London ask me how much of money did doctor Kamborra ask me to pay for the operation I told then that Dr. Kambora ask me to pay upfront fee of 126,525.00 pounds where I told him that I dont have it now doctor Kamborra ask me to pay him advance fee of 100,000. 00 pounds after the operation I will balance him 26,525.00 pounds for my wife breast cancer operation. And that is why doctor Kamborra refused to operate on my wife operation I also inform the hospital board London
My good friend Mr. Malcolm, I am very sure that doctor Kamborra, is in very big trouble with hospital board London at the moment.
Have you heard form Mr. Jack Morris and his boss Ben Jerry of UBS BANK? Thank you very much.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
If things are going right now, do you know WHY? It's because I gorram well read the riot act to that stinking turd Kamborra, THAT'S WHY! You, on the other hand, turned into some gorram tea-drinking surrender monkey, which is unforgivable.
If the hospital board hasn't suspended Kamborra as of now, and appointed a new surgeon for Jennifer, then that's unforgivable too. He's forfeited any right to operate. I expect to hear from you any day now that a new surgeon is in place who'll do his duty.
And no, there's been no word from Ben Jerry, which doesn't surprise me, as he's a gorram idiot.
Malcolm

30 January 2008
Malcolm,
Thank you very much for everything you have done, my wife Jennifer Gloria is now treated faster I just coming back form the hospital so everything well treated thank you very much Mr. Malcolm, When you heard form Ben Jerry, try to keep me informed I will be waiting.
Nick Hinds.

30 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
The UBS Investment Bank Invoice has be attached to you,Immediately you send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China.
sign the UBS Invoice and resend it back to us
Thank you for keep waiting.
Regards, Professor Ben Jerry,

Nick,
I hate to sound smug, but that is what firm action gets you. Bending over and letting yourself get butt-fucked by a gorram criminal simply lets them do more of the same. I hope you learned your lesson this time...
Nothing from Ben Jerry yet. What the hell is he doing?
Malcolm

Mr Jerry,
What the hell do you mean by sending this? "The UBS Investment Bank Invoice has be attached to you,Immediately you send the transfer fee of £18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China". It doesn't make sense!
It also doesn't make sense that you're asking me to sign an invoice that I already told you was unacceptable (which one is also a good question).
Is there any chance of getting the proper one that you promised me? It's not that difficult a thing to carry out!
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
I heard from Ben Jerry – and he didn't send the invoice. He told me to sign it and send it back, but seems to think I can do that without actually receiving it.
I wonder sometimes what planet he lives on.
Malcolm

31 January 2008
Malcolm,
Thank you for keeping me knowledgeable that you have heard form Ben Jerry, I have also called Mr. Jack Morris, today to find out if they have send you the UBS Invoice Mr. Morris told me yes that the UBS Bank Invoice has already send to you so Mr. Malcolm, what you need to do now is to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to Mr. Ben Jerry account in Shanghai China.
Immediately Mr. Ben Jerry obtain the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds into his bank account in Shanghai China I am very sure that he will informed Mr. Jack Morris, to transfer the total amount of 45,745,000.00 into your bank account in NAB so please try to be very fast with Mr. Ben Jerry and make sure that you send him the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to Shanghai China.
I will be waiting to hear the good news form you soonest.
Nick Hinds.

31 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I don't understand you Mr. Reynolds, I told you when you send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China, you need to sign the UBS Bank invoice and resend it back to us so that i can informed Mr. Jack Morris to transfer the total amount of 45,745,000 to your bank account! now use the UBS Bank invoice i send to you today to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China. When the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds is available to our account in Shanghai China. I will keep Mr. Morris informed to send the 45,745,000.00 to you do you understand me. A chance of the proper one that i have promised has be send to you today, I think you get it right?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

Nick,
You should have learned by now that what Ben Jerry SAYS he did, and what he ACTUALLY did, can be two very different things. I'll let you know when he remembers to attach the gorram invoice!
Let me know how Gloria's operation goes – and what the hospital does about Kamborra.
Malcolm

Mr Jerry,
The only invoices I have are the ones you sent a few days ago that are as much use as boobs on a bull. You didn't send anything with your last email, so I can't sign it.
You may be a complete gorram retard, but you should be able to understand me, and I hope you got that right!
Malcolm Reynolds

31 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
Are you very sure that i did not send you Invoices today OK, I have resend the UBS Bank Invoices I sent to you this morning again together with my last email, immediately you received the invoices use it to send us the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China. When the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds is available received to our account in Shanghai China. I will keep Mr. Jack Morris informed to transfer your total amount of 45,745,000.00 into your bank account in NAB I think you get it right.
Regards, Professor Ben Jerry,

Mr Jerry,
I'm sorry I called you a retard – you're worse than that; you're a low-grade cretin and moron. THERE IS NO INVOICE!
What the hell can be done to make you do the simplest thing?
Malcolm Reynolds

31 January 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
I have to use my yahoo mail to resend the UBS Bank Invoices I sent to you last morning immediately you received the invoices use it to send your transfer fee of 18,950 pounds right away to our account in Shanghai China.
And make sure the you sign the UBS Bank Invoice and resend it back to me so I can made it available to Mr. Jack Morris, for the transfer of your total amount 45,745,000.00 to your bank account in NAB I think you got it right. Get back to me at my office email: [email protected] immediately you received the UBS Bank Invoices.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

He sends the invoice again.

Mr Jerry,
I can't do what you want with this invoice, immediately or otherwise, as it doesn't mention the Shanghai China account at all. It doesn't mention any account!
But was it ever going to be any good?
Malcolm Reynolds

31 January 2008
Malcolm,
The hospital board has get My wife Jennifer Gloria, another good doctor for the operation that will goes on this morning i will get back to you after the operation.
About Dr. Kamborra, know one can tells what will happens to him soonest the Hospital Board and Head Of United Nations Medical Ethics Investigations Committee is against doctor Kamborra, why the police is on investigations required to keep him by Law with 10 years imprisonment and a 65,000 euros fine per missing medical note.
Malcolm, for the love of Pete, can you help me I need 4,895 pounds for Lawrence school fee if you can help please use Western Union Money Transfer it will be very faster. Name: Nick Hinds. Address: London UK.
Thank you very much I will be waiting to hear form you soonest.
Nick Hinds.

Have they given up on the cancer angle?

01 February 2008
Malcolm,
This morning I get a phone call form Dr. Paul, working with Head Hospital Board London him informed me that doctor Kamborra, is now with British High Court of London. Dr. Paul, also told me that British High Court of London, informed him that doctor Kamborra, will goes six years imprisonment and a 65,000 euros fine per missing medical note. After the investigations I am very much happy to hear this.
Please I will get back to you once again after my wife Jennifer Gloria, operation on how it goes today. Do you get my last email about Lawrence school fee please help as much as you can? Thank you very much I will be waiting to hear form you soonest.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
That's good news. Did the doctor (whoever he/she is) say what Gloria's chances were? Sorry to put it that way, but I have to know!
As for Kamborra... holy shit, I had no idea they could get him like that! This is great! Did you pass my details to the police? I imagine that my testimony would be important.
As for Lawrence – just hang on there. Are they still planning to charge a big fee for Gloria's op? One thing at a time, buddy, don't plan too far ahead!
I'll be busy for the next couple of days with all the bureaucratic bafflegab about getting my survival training license renewed. As I'm a resident alien, there's all sort of paperwork to fill out.
Malcolm

Ben Jerry is getting impatient; four emails arrive in rapid succession.

02 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
Know problem Mr. Reynolds, Do you need account for the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds or when you are already to send it let me know so I can get you account form UBS Bank London. Do you understand me now or for get it?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

02 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
BANK NAME: WING HANG BANK LTD.BANK ADDRESS: 441-443 KING'S ROAD, NORTH POINT,HONG KONGACCOUNT NAME: RUN YUE INT'L TRADING COMPANY L.T.DACCOUNT NO: 035-800-333634-002SWIFT CODE: WIHBHKHH.
And make sure the you sign the UBS Bank Invoice and resend it back to me after you send the transfer fee to WING HANG BANK LTD so I can made it available to Mr. Jack Morris, for him to transfer your total amount 45,745,000.00 to your bank account in NAB let me know immediately you send the fee. Do you understand me now or for get it?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

02 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
When you are already to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to our account USE THIS ACCOUNT HERE:
BANK NAME: WING HANG BANK LTD.
BANK ADDRESS: 441-443 KING'S ROAD, NORTH POINT,HONG KONG
ACCOUNT NAME: RUN YUE INT'L TRADING COMPANY L.T.D
ACCOUNT NO: 035-800-333634-002
SWIFT CODE: WIHBHKHH.
And make sure the you sign the UBS Bank Invoice and resend it back to me after you send the transfer fee to WING HANG BANK LTD so I can made it available to Mr. Jack Morris, for him to transfer your total amount 45,745,000.00 to your bank account in NAB let me know immediately you send the fee. Do you understand me now or for get it?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

02 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
When you are already to send the transfer fee of 18,950 pounds to our account
USE THIS ACCOUNT HERE:
BANK NAME: WING HANG BANK LTD.
BANK ADDRESS: 441-443 KING'S ROAD, NORTH POINT,HONG KONG
ACCOUNT NAME: RUN YUE INT'L TRADING COMPANY L.T.D
ACCOUNT NO: 035-800-333634-002
SWIFT CODE: WIHBHKHH.
And make sure that you sign the UBS Bank Invoice and resend it back to me after you send the transfer fee to WING HANG BANK LTD so I can made it available to Mr. Jack Morris, for him to transfer your total amount 45,745,000.00 to your bank account in NAB let me know immediately you send the fee.
Do you understand me now or for get it?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

Mal returns fire - just once, but with effect.

Mr Jerry,
What I understand is that you are the most bone-headed, moronic, yet arrogant man I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. You cannot execute a simple request, or supply basic documentation, and yet you react to measured and constructive criticism with smug disdain.
Well, listen up, buddy; I cannot send the money to an account not specified on the invoice. No amount of bluster or boondoggling can change that. Either you supply the right invoice or you don't get the money.
Now do you get that or don't you?
Malcolm Reynolds

02 February 2008
Malcolm,
You ask me to Let me know how Gloria's operation goes today, My wife Jennifer Gloria, operation is very good I have attach everything to you so find out and get back to me. Yes I pass every details to the police and Hospital Board also with Head Of United Nations Medical Ethics Investigations Committee they are all against doctor Kamborra, I am very sure that by next week doctor Kamborra, will get into 10 years imprisonment and a 65,000 euros fine per missing medical note. After my wife Mrs. Jennifer Gloria, operation the new doctor ask me to pay only 9,745 pounds for the operation that goes on this morning I didn't have it I told they to give me time to get it so please my good friend Mr. Malcolm, which one can you help. I need to pay off 9,745 pounds for my wife Mrs. Jennifer Gloria, operation goes on today. I need to pay 4,895 pounds for Lawrence school fee if you can help please use Western Union Money Transfer to send any one you can it will be very faster .
Name: Nick Hinds.
Address: London UK.
Thank you very much I will be waiting to hear form you soonest.
Nick Hinds.

Nick,
Well, that's a relief. Now comes the hard part – hoping that the cancer hasn't spread further. Sorry to say that, Nick, but it's something you'll have to face.
With regard to the money – I can't just jump into WU and send cash willy-nilly. Since 9/11 they've been very touchy about anyone sending large sums without something to enable transactions to be traced. I found out about that from sending some cash to my old buddy Jubal Erly after Katrina. He had to supply full ID details – since he couldn't send anything like an invoice! You'd better arrange for the doctor to send me an account payable or an invoice or similar.
I heard from Ben Jerry and it only confirms that he'd lose a battle of wits with a cow turd. He can't get a gorram thing right – ever!
Malcolm

03 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
I can't understand you please tell me do you need right invoice with bank account or you don't want to get the money send tell me so i can inform Mr. Jack Morris, to resend it to you soonest.
Do you understand me now or for get it?
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

Mr Jerry,
SEND ME THE RIGHT INVOICE OR YOU DON'T GET PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND????????
Malcolm Reynolds

03 February 2008
Dear Malcom,
Thank you for your email message and I truly appreciate your efforts in trying to be by me in this trying period of my life. I could not respond to your email of Thursday as we were in the Hospital till this morning, actually it has not been very easy, Jenny is in excruciating Pains all through the night but thank God she is sleeping now. The Medical Team, an Oncologist who have recommend radiation following a mastectomy because of little large tumor, that is about to invaded the chest wall which means that it has spread to more than four lymph nodes in her armpit. She will be moved to a radiation centre in two days from tomorrow for future examination to determine the type of lumpectomy followed by radiation therapy to destroy any remaining cancer cells.
As you can see, it is really tough and difficult for me Now, I need Your Financial and Mutual Support now . I spoke with the Doctor In Charge to furnish me with an Account that my friend from Australia want to send the remaining balance of 9,745 So as To facilitate the Movement of the sick woman to the radiation center at the Appointed Time.
He said it is unethical for him to give his personal Account in this case that I will need the hospital International Account which takes two weeks to clear or more. So We are left with One Only Option. The Western Union Money Transfer.
My Friend and official Colleague who have loaned me some financial support is by me and have Suggested that The Amount Could be reduced in Lower denomination and send in his name and in the name of his wife in two times transaction each. His wife has been of tremendous help and assistance this while. So You have to try everything Humanly possible to Send them in this way 1));; Name: Richard Wastcoat. ===2,745 Address: 25 Cannon Street London EC4M 5TA. TEL/FAX: +44 709 288 8156.
2));; Name: Angela Richard ====2,000 Address: 25 Cannon Street London EC4M 5TA. TEL/FAX: +44 709 288 8156.
3));; Name: Richard Wastcoat. ===2,500 Address: 25 Cannon Street London EC4M 5TA. TEL/FAX: +44 709 288 8156.
4));; Name: Angela Richard ====2,500 Address: 25 Cannon Street London EC4M 5TA. TEL/FAX: +44 709 288 8156.
Yes I know and I Understand The Time Inconveniences this multiple transaction may cost you but all the same, If you really want be of Godly help and assistance to me now, I will appreciate you help me from the bottom of your heart. I need this Now more than ever. We have to Complete the Hospital payment so that the Oncologist will conclude all arrangements for Radiation proper, this is very Important for the survival of Jenny and to control drastically the spread.
Please Find Attached Copy of our identification of my Friend and myself. I wish you the best as you move with your license renewals and I was well Informed that Our Fund will be Moved out of Mr. Jerry to UBS Head Quarters here in London for Proper checks and Onward remittance to your Account.
Therefore I will Advice that You Communicate with jerry to find out More Details, Honestly I am Not Impressed with the unprofessional altitude of Mr. Jerry in China. Waiting honestly for your Timely response.
Thank You Greatly,
Nik.

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Nick,
I'm going to have to be direct with this – from what you said, there's no hope for Gloria. Once cancer gets into the lymphatic system, then it's terminal. It's how Inara's parents died, so believe me, I know. What I don't understand is why the oncologist is giving you false hope.
I'm deeply sorry for what's happening, but that's the truth of it. I know you'll be the best possible help for Gloria. Tell Lawrence to be strong. He defeated this; he can help his mother to move peacefully into the undiscovered country.
With sorrow,
Malcolm

The Lad is so distraught that he twice puts Nick instead of Malcolm.

03 February 2008
Dear Malcom,
Thank you once again for your Email response and I truly appreciate your Care Also and Most Importantly, Gloria is not Going to die the Oncologist Said To me this Morning that Her case is not that Serious. The Details of her Treatment was explained. Among many, Gloria have just been through a Lumpectomy Surgery. The Tumor is not that Large for a mastectomy So the Doctor Said. That Radiation Therapy is Necessary to prevent or completely Stop any Spread.
Nick, It is quit Devastating and agonizing to find myself in this Situation But These are Challenges of Life at Times. Honestly I pray for her as I work for seeing her make it in life.
I have to do what i have to do, Lawrence cannot go to school now because i could not pay his school fees at moment because of this problems . This is quit Unusual of My Personality, I have Borrowed Funds and now i am In heavy Depts. and This is caused by your Inability to conclude with Mr. Jerry because i have all Hope in this Fund Transaction be concluded so i spent all i have for payments hoping to get Funds from You when the funds are in your Direct Control.
Please Nick, Like i said in My Last Email, You Need to help me now, Try and send some funds to me by Western Union as I have explained in my last Email. Whatever amount you could be able to support me with will be greatly appreciated. i need to pay the Hospital because The Radiation Therapy is a Must. Actually she Looks Good this Morning.
Help me save a Life and god will always Be by you.
Waiting for your Response,
Nick.

Nick,
Holy snapping duckshit, are you letting this happen to you again? For the love of Pete, you can't keep on letting them do this to you!
I'll say it again (and I despair of having to do it) – they can't demand money to perform life-saving procedures. If he tries that one again, tell him about Kamborra.
The fact remains that once cancer spreads into the lymphatic system, the survival time shrinks dramatically – from years to months; based on what you've said so far, Gloria could have weeks left at most. The best that you can do is to find a good hospice to make her passing easier.
Take care of yourself and Lawrence.
Malcolm

05 February 2008
Dear Malcom,
Just seen your Email as i got home this Night, yes it is late here and i am still going out to meet a Friend to loan me some funds on the ground that i must Trade in my car but i have to see his Terms before accepting his offer.
Against all odds I want to see Gloria Up again, From the Doctors report his Evening, she is responding to treatment and were told to expect gradual recovery but whatever the case may be, i think i will brace up for the worst. but i pray that the worst never happen now.
the Doctor Said that i should Not be afraid as they have removed tumor and the spread to the Lymphatic region is not deeply pronounced. However, I need some Immediate and Urgent Financial support from You, If You he can I will Indeed Apprecite your Kindness, But If You Cannot, There is No Problems, I can Only plead for Your help, I cannot Force You.
I feel so Sad For Lawrence at This Time so I want him back to school as quickly as possible because it will help him cope with the effect of Her Mother sickness.
Frankly, The Hospital Authority have been of a Tremendous Assistance, The Doctor called me and said that i have to pay for medication as they do not run this Hospital on Charity. This is a Private Hospital. I feel I need To Pay them Their Money because The Doctor was so Kind, He Tried during Gloria's Operation. What i am asking is Your Mutual Support because I have Trusted in You So Greatly, Please do Not Abandon me at this Time. Under Normal Circumstance I am Not Supposed To be asking you for any Form of Financial help, But I feel You are very Close and should Know what i am Going Through. I Trusted in your Ability so greatly so I expended so much in our financial Transaction for our Mutual Benefit.
Please let me Know The situation with Jerry. You should keep Close Look on Him as You can i am more of a madman, I am Not Normal now.
Respond,
Nick

Nick,
I asked about the ID you sent me down at the WU office and they laughed at it. It's not an official ID and it's about as good as a library card. In any event, two people would need two IDs! They specifically wanted IDs that fit the 100-point ID system, if a bill or invoice isn't to be had.
BTW – when I said "account payable" before I think you got the wrong end of the pineapple. It had nothing to do with a bank account. I was using the term the local hospital used when they billed me after treating my last ear infection.
Look – when I hear about what the hospital's doing, I wonder what happened to that gorram National Health Service you Brits are supposed to be so proud about. It used to be that anyone could get the best treatment, rich or poor – now it seems like America! I love my country, but the health system sucks, believe me, and now Britain's caught that disease from what you've said! When the doctors can demand cash on the nail before they'll treat someone who's apparently terminally ill, that's just heartbreaking even from here.
I've heard nothing from Jerry. I don't think I will. I think he didn't like being told the truth – that he's too stupid to breathe without help.
Keep me posted and try to work with me.
Malcolm

Nick pours his heart out, with a lengthy discourse on the health system that clearly isn't his own words.

06 February 2008
Dear Malcom,
Thank you so greatly for your email, and your efforts to listen and share with my plights. yes you are correct, that ID is fidelity official ID Pass in our complex only and can be used to pick up western union and money gram transfers here in the complex only, yes it is not a National official identification per say.
Honestly, i feel little disturbed that i am causing you little discomfort, But I now know you really want to be of an assistance to the one in Great Need. The 100-point ID system that we have and recognize here is the International Passport. Which Not every one here are interested to have as they rarely travels. I am sure that Western Union or Money Gram does not ask for all this requirement when the amount you are sending across does not exceed a certain limits. I could recall that Sister Virginia from Preston, Vic 3072, Australia sent 2,300 pound to my wife during last December holidays. May be if you could break them down into a normal small amounts in multiple transaction, that will not attract all these unnecessary scrutiny from your end. At this end we do not have these type of problem even when the security threat level is a little above minimum.
The Western Union Organization Here wants you to send money to your loved ones abroad and pay them charges without much scrutiny, here one is allowed to send as much as 3800 British pounds to anyone in the world were they operate, they will only ask for The Name and destination Address, however, I Dont Understand how they Operate in Australia because rate of exchange in currency differs.
Malcolm it is heartbreaking to note the urge by these political entities to cling to unworkable and discredited policies is the stuff of legend . Socialized health care systems typically address the best interests of the state rather than the individual, The British prescription for health care continues to be typified by the phrase "Take A Seat." There is a remarkable smugness among a population which readily accepts the notorious British National Health Service waiting lists for necessary hospital treatment. The British Health Service continues to announce that the official list of those waiting for care is shrinking. This is simply not so; what has happened is that waiting lists to get on waiting lists have been created. After waiting to be seen by a family physician a British patient incapacitated with a spine problem may have to linger for more than a year to see a specialist. It is up to the specialist to determine the urgency of the case and to order any specialized tests. After the wait for the tests and the results (often a process of months) the next wait, of about a year, for surgery begins. Are things getting better? here exists in England today a sometimes uncaring, often unresponsive and typically disrespectful health care system. As the 20th century ended there were well over 1.12 million ever-suffering souls patiently waiting for needed hospitalization. This appears to be the price for "free care.
One usually gets what one pays for. There is no doubt, You Visit a Privately owned Hospitals, You must pay to the Last Penny on all medication administered , so you can see what I am passing through here at moment. But I am grateful to God that I have Personalities like you whose reasoning is simply above board that are willing to help.
So if You want to send some money to me as you have promised no matter how small which I really needed right now, please try send them in those names and address in smaller amount to avoid these unnecessary bureaucratic bottlenecks. I believe in the wise saying that {BY LIFTING THE BURDEN OF OTHERS, WE LOSE OUR OWN}
Honestly in my response, I am ready and willing to work with you in trust and in all honesty. As you can see, I have Trusted in You so greatly. This Deal means Life to me. This is the Future of my Life, Future security for my children now that I may be retiring soon, So I have expended almost all my financial resources to Accomplish all relevant Documentations in your own Name. All I need you to Do is to be Highly courageous with your role Performance, navigate properly with UBS Banking Team, Get the little charges paid and the fund is in your Account successfully without problems, I have machinated properly and professionally well. The fund will get to you in full because it is a NO deductable transfer profile.
It has never been an easy days for me since Glorias health problems started, I never Imagined that it will be at this time I am penniless but i just have to move on, So they say, Tough Times Dont Last but tough people Do the time here is about 3-4 AM and I am still awake, let try to have some slip at least for an hour because get to the metro by 5.30.
Malcolm I will be very grateful if you can made some funds available to me tomorrow o I can add up for her medication. Waiting to hear from you.
Thank you,
Nick.

In the next installment; has Mal been rumbled? Is the bait over?

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:27 pm

Theyre trying every which way to skin that cat, aren't they. People are dropping like flies.

Sure hope Mal isn't rumbled, that would be gorram terrible Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:34 am

The Lads deploy another individual to get Mal to pay up.

06 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds, I did send you an email yesterday which is a copy of Instruction received from our Headquarters in Switzerland signed by MR. LAWRENCE A. WEINBAC, CHAIRMAN OF THE AUDIT COMMITTEE. that All Pending investors transfer payment Transaction be Moved to UBS SECURITIES LIMITED LONDON. So We have since On Monday sent our payment Schedule to them in London and all Statements of your transaction are with them Now. When you Contact them, they will ask you for verification and your transfer. Accordingly, You are to deal Directly with MR. FRASER MORGAN. He is the One in Charge of All investors Payments in London. Bellow is the Copy of your Order with All Details of your Transaction. Contact them and get back to me for confirmation. You will pay you Transfer fees to them in london, The Good thing now is tht you will pay a lesser fee because to geographical values. Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,
Chief Executive Director UBS Board of Ministers
ATTN: MALCOLM PAUL REYNOLDS 2/33 STUART DRIVE ALICE SPRINGS, NORTHERN TERRITORY AUSTRALIA.
SIR, RE: INVESTORS PAYMENT NO: AUS-MPR/UBS/1261/PED/08 FOR 45,745,000.00 BILL NO: FMF/CBN/0167
REFERENCE IS HEREBY MADE TO YOUR APPLICATION FOR THE PAYMENT OF FORT-FIVE MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS ONLY (45,745,000.00 ) FOR PAYMENT NUMBER: AUS-MPR/UBS/1261/PED/08.
BE INFORMED THAT PAYMENT IS READY AND THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS INVESTOR HAS BEEN ASCERTAINED. YOUR APPLICATION SCHEDULE IS 2013. HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF SHORTAGE ON FOREIGN EXCHANGE RESERVE, NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT HAS BEEN SCHEDULED TO BE PAID THROUGH OUR OVERSEAS BANK BRANCH OFFICE, UBS SECURITIES LIMITED 1 FINSBURY AVENUE LONDON, EC2M 2PP AND AN INSTRUCTION HAS BEEN GIVEN TO DEBIT OUR ACCOUNT NUMBER: 00305881002. THEREFORE, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT THE OFFICER IN CHARGE, MR. FRASER MORGAN.
DIRECT CONTACT DETAILS
MR. FRASER MORGAN
UBS SECURITIES LIMITED
1 FINSBURY AVENUE LONDON, EC2M 2PP
PHONE#: +44 70 43 021236. FAX#: +44 70 92 896054.
EMAIL [email protected]
EMAIL: [email protected]
TRANSFER REPORT TO THIS EFFECT WILL BE REACHING YOU THROUGH OUR UBS SECURITIES LIMITED AS DIRECTED BY US UBS OF CHINA . PLEASE TREAT AS VERY URGENT
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR. LAWRENCE A. WEINBACH
CHAIRMAN OF THE AUDIT COMMITTEE (UBS WORLD)

Mal will explain what’s wrong…

Mr Jerry,
You sent me NOTHING yesterday.
What the hell are you trying to do?
Send me this 'Instruction' and I'll contact Fraser Morgan, but not before!
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
I just heard from Ben Jerry - and did he send the invoices? Well, of COURSE he didn't! He's passed me on to some other guy. Another layer of complexity is what we do NOT need!
Actually, it's worse; he wrote this – "I did send you an email yesterday which is a copy of Instruction received from our Headquarters in Switzerland signed by MR. LAWRENCE A. WEINBAC, CHAIRMAN OF THE AUDIT COMMITTEE. that All Pending investors transfer payment Transaction be Moved to UBS SECURITIES LIMITED LONDON". He didn't send me any such thing – not that we should be surprised by that!
As for your idea about breaking the money down into small packets – ain't going to work. AFAIK there's only one WU agency in Alice Springs and they're going to get shirty if they see me doing that – like I'm deliberately trying to bypass their regs. Another thing – if not everyone has passports – then for the love of Pete there'll be the paperwork for the operation and care. They must be able to supply something applicable! If I can show them the right invoices I'm sure they'll play ball. Just work with me on this, please.
But remember – "what does not kill us makes us stronger". It's as true now as it was last time.
Malcolm

07 February 2008
Attention:
Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds
I am Surprised that you did not receive the email i sent but however I will send you again the Contact detail in London.
Direct contact details to your fund in London:
Mr. Fraser Morgan.
UBS Securities Limited
1 Finsbury Avenue
London, ec2m 2pp
Phone#: +44 70 43 021236.
Fax#: +44 70 92 896054.
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,
Chief Executive Director UBS Board of Ministers

It might have been signed by Lawrence Weinbac, or it might not. I really couldn’t tell.

Mr Jerry,
You said that you sent me an instruction signed by Lawrence Weinbac. I don't see his signature anywhere. I'm not making any moves to contact Fraser Morgan until I know exactly what Lawrence Weinbac said – just in case!
Malcolm Reynolds

Ben Jerry thinks he can teach Mal manners!

07 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds
You amaze me in a different way. This is your money in my custody, and you want to take your money from my bank. You should be humble and positive with your approach not being Arrogant in nature. Take it or leave it, Every bank in the world wants your money to sit in the Volt for its Usage at all times.
Take your chances and waste no time, I have provided you will all information to enable you claim your money as the bank authority have directed to all customers in your category. I could not send to you by fax so I try to scan and send by email attachment once again as I did to others. Check the attachment again.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

That was never, ever going to be taken well.

Mr Jerry,
I see you remembered to attach the document this time – well, at least you're consistent in your ineptitude; and "check the attachment again" – there is no "again" as you never sent it before.
Just a thought – I should be humble? I've been good and patient with you, despite every gorram provocation, as you smugly do to the image of banking what the Keystone Kops did to law enforcement, and then have the gorram nerve to warn me off being arrogant!
I assume that I'm required to forward this to Fraser Morgan – or has he had a heads-up on this?
Malcolm Reynolds

And now, the moment when I feared I’d been rumbled!

09 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and How is Life, Indeed I descided not to communicate with you any longer but my wife asked that i should tell you my Mind.
The Referal Doctor called me days back and told me that You are bussy spoiling my Nmae on the Internet, well this is so sad of you, Does this mean you are pretending to be with me while you take a sword and stab me on my back.
Please what is the Meaning of This below. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=126112&view=previous
The doctor called and show me this .
Please Explain.
Nick

But the page was nothing to do with the bait!

Nick,
I don't see your name anywhere on that page.
What the hell are you talking about? And what the hell is that site anyway?
Malcolm

Attn: Mr Fraser Morgan
Professor Ben Jerry of the UBS Board of Ministers directed me to contact you. I assume that you've been briefed on why.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

I’m still in damage control.

Mr Jerry,
I wrote to Fraser Morgan, as suggested.
We have a problem – Mr Hinds may have lost his mind. Given the stress of his wife's illness, this is not so surprising. He believes that I am insulting him in some way.
I'll let you know what develops, if anything.
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick unburdens… but he’s talking about things that weren’t said!

10 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today?, hope you are well, How was your License renewals?
Well I am Surprised that You ask this question, for me I think you just want to pretend. The Referral doctors called my Attention when he saw all my Email Communications with you Posted on that forum since the health problems of Jenny Started. and you said so many negative Things about my Humble self.
What is the problem? Why Do you decide to treat me this way? I trusted in you as a good part of me but now i cannot Understand your Position, i stand to be corrected.
Anyway, I want you to Understand That i am not a beggar and By Gods Grace Jenny will still live Long on this Earth she is now responding to treatment and her recovery is rapid. I am Speaking with My Insurance Company to help me with the finance to defray her Hospital Bills. Honestly, i cannot Understand you anymore. IF YOU ARE NO MORE INTRESTED IN MY APPROUCH, PLEASE INDICATE YOUR DEFINIT INTENTIONS.
Please and Please if you cannot help me, do not ridicule me. But if you are Serious with me and the reality of this Deal is uppermost in your heart and you still believe we can be Together in this Deal. My passport has expired and was submitted for renewals,
You can send any Amount you want to send for Lawrence in the name of My In-law. Mr. Leonard Gibson. Address: 37 Alum Rock Road Saltley Birmingham B81LR I Attach his Last Two Page Information of His British International passport in case.
Thank you and respond.
Nick

I opt for some misdirection by concentrating on what the previous Nick Hinds had said.

Nick,
I understand you're under a lot a pressure with Gloria's condition, and the money woes, so I'll turn aside from all this unpleasantness.
I will say that I posted in a lot of places trying to rally support in getting Kamborra punished, and I did lose patience with you a gorram lot of times. Kamborra must be a vindictive son of a bitch.
However, there's something I have to ask you; why are you lying to me? You have only one brother-in-law – the boneheaded Mr. Robert Wright of 21 Stockwell Street, NE12 WAS, London (as I remember all too well). Unless you've been married before, and that you didn't tell me, then Leonard Gibson ain't the real deal, passport or no passport.
Unless there's an explanation, there's nothing coming from me.
Malcolm

10 February 2008
Dear Sir,
Your Email is Received and we wish to say that we have many Investors payment instruction from Board of Minister directed to be paid by professor Ben Jerry.
However, we will fax to you Copy of Our International Remittance Application Form for you to Complete and return when you have Reconfirmed these Information below:
YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS:
YOUR INVESTORS PAYMENT #:
AMOUNT TO BE CLAIMED
YOUR BILL#:
YOUR TELEPHONE#:
YOUR FAX #:
Please Reconfirm the following Information for our Verification to Avoid Multiple Application and Stop Unwanted Fund Diversion.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan [UBS SECURITIES LIMITED LONDON]

What a relief! I actually dodged the bullet!

11 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today ? Thank you for Explanatory Email message, Honestly, My Spirit will never forgive Kamborra. God Will Punish him in Cause of Life.
Now i understand Your True Position but I will appreciate you understand that I am a very private person in life, I Dislike my Private Life Problems going Public this way. Gloria Encouraged me to talk to you about this development otherwise I said to myself, Whats the need asking from and Putting my Mutual Trust in Someone who have no regard to my plights in time of need.
However, I feel Better that all is Cleared now and I will Appreciate that You try as Much as possible to Accord My Transactional Relationship with You the Confidential Values it deserves.
Honestly, I see no reason for me lying to you, What the hell? How Much money do you want to give me that I have to lie to you, As You must Know I am A very Honest High Profile Personality with many Years in my chosen profession, We must Respect our Mutual Inputs, For the Preservation of the Sanctity of this Deal.
Like I told You before, Mr. Robert Wright is My brother in-law, His is directly related to Gloria my wife. But Mr. Leonard Gibson is my in-law as I said Not my Brother-In-law. One of my Senior Cousin Married Miss Isabel who is a direct Sister to Leonard. And have a Close family relationship together. We are one family by Marriage. Isabel and Leonard have visited to see Gloria on the Sick Bed. So they are in My house Now that is why I want you to send in his name. If you Can, But if You cannot, Well, I have no problems.
My Major Concern Now is The State of Our Fund transaction, how are You Concluding with Mr. Jerry? What is the latest on development? Please let me know, Always feel free to ask me any Question for Improved Understanding.
Waiting for your response.
Nick.

Mr Morgan,
I have filled in the details requested below.
FULL NAME AND ADDRESS: Malcolm Paul Reynolds
INVESTORS PAYMENT #: AUS MPR/UBS/1261/PED/08
AMOUNT TO BE CLAIMED: 45,745,000.00 pounds
BILL#: FMF/CBN/0167
TELEPHONE#: N/A
FAX #: N/A
Please explain further about "Multiple Application and... Unwanted Fund Diversion". Do these happen a lot?
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
I never did understand that in-law stuff beyond brother's wife and sister's husband, that sort of thing. In Charleston every other relative by marriage we just called 'cousin'. It's just some cultural difference I guess. That aside – if Leonard's such an altogether guy, why the hell did you stick with Robert Wright so long? I still remember his shenanigans like they happened just yesterday! In the time it took him to work out how to pick up from Moneygram, the Marines took Iwo Jima.
As for Ben Jerry – he passed me on to some guy called Fraser Morgan, who asked me to reconfirm everything that I'd already given – something to do with 'Unwanted Fund Diversion'. What the hell is that all about?
Ref the money –I won't be able to send it tomorrow as I have to go to the clinic – twice-early ear checkup and some physio on my leg. I should be OK to get to the WU office by Thursday.
I have to admit that Gloria's recovery comes as a huge surprise. I'm really happy for her. She's done what should be the impossible – but then, she's also the mother of a damned precocious four-year-old genius. It must be in the genes!
I'll be in touch later.
Malcolm

12 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today? I am Yet to Hear from You concerning The development with Our Transaction with Mr Jerry. In My last email Yesterday. Please kindly update me in the direction things are going.
Nick

Nick,
I already said – it's some guy named Fraser Morgan now.
I'll let you know what he says when he stops asking questions and gets down to cases.
Malcolm

Someone wasn't paying attention at the briefing...

13 February 2008
Dear Sir,
We Write to Acknowledge the Receipt of your Information you Provided but wish to say that you have an incomplete information. Your Address and Your Phone/Mobile# is important. An Officer here in Britain must Be able to call in to speak with you before a meaningful Transfer can take place. Please be well Guided That this is Money matter, Care and Caution must be maintained at all times for Professional Indications on Ethics.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan

13 February 2008
Attention: Mr. Malcolm Paul Reynolds,
Good that you have Opened Direct Communication with Mr. Fraser Morgan, You should try to Accord him your maximum Cooperation for a successful outcome.
Regards,
Professor Ben Jerry,

Mr Morgan,
I am quite aware that this is a money matter – don't patronise me!
As it is, I am sorry about the address – I must have accidentally deleted it before hitting SEND.
It is 2/33 Stuart Drive, Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia.
On the matter of the telephone number – the reason I didn't give a phone number is that I don't have one. I haven't been able to use a telephone since a training accident in early 2001. I might point out that it's illegal to discriminate on the basis of hearing impairment in the UK, as is also the case in the US and Australia.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

Mr Jerry,
I will cooperate with Mr Morgan provided he doesn't insult my intelligence or act in defiance of anti-discrimination laws.
Malcolm Reynolds

OK - time to set up my health crisis!

Nick,
I heard from Fraser Morgan – and for Pete's sake, that man is insufferable!
First off he thinks I don't know this is a money matter; then he tells me that they have to talk to me on the phone before completing the business! Isn't that sort of against the law, as in discrimination?
But the real news is that I have to go back to hospital tomorrow. When I told Doctor Sheppard that the tinnitus had been annoying me a lot lately, he told me to come back for more stringent tests. I'll be in touch once I know what's happening.
Stay cool,
Malcolm

13 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today? and How was you visit to the Clinic?, Hope your ear check was successful, Please Take Good care of Your health early enough.
Yes Jenny Recovered in a Miraculous manner, I am So Grateful to Almighty Creator for His Kindness on me, My Brother Malcolm, God Restored my wife, It was Tough, traumatic in the beginning but i am very Happy for her. She is responding to treatment quite fine, But honestly I must confess, the situation is a great drain on my pocket. still all the same I give Glory to God.
All well and Good, Try to understand his Questions of Mr. Fraser Glen and work with him with the Courage it deserves. Try as much as Possible to provide Answers to his question politely but Try as Much as possible to Avoid Unnecessary Divulgence, i suppose they only are in for verifications now that Your Fund have been Moved into Another Payment data. But for all i know is that they are more Efficient .
Robert Wright is the brother to Gloria but his is not Sharp with Understandings and he has travelled, Leonard is now around and very close.
Looking forward to Thursday as you have promised, indeed i will very grateful for your Support.
Please Stay in Touch.
Nick Hinds.

14 February 2008
Dear Sir,
Your complete information is Verified Correctly and Processing of your Fund Transfer is now in progress. We are Sorry at the Situation of your Hearing. Please We Respect all Human condition, We cannot Discriminate when we know the State.
We have registered that All Correspondence in respect to this Fund Transfer will be by Email Platform we will Scan all Document and get them to you By Attachment. I will Send you The Fund Claiming Application Form as soon as Processing is Completed, You will complete the Form and return them Back for the release of Fund.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan.

13 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Try to take it easy with Mr. Fraser Morgan, from my own Point of understanding he may not Know Your ear Problem. try to explain To them That You Cannot Use Phone because of this reason. Please and Please Try as Much as possible to Take Good care of your health, Am sure as i hope Doctor Sheppard Understand the situation proper. Men, I have now seen that Good Health is Great Wealth.
When i get your Western Union by Tomorrow, i should be able to pay for Gloria Current medications. and you becomes the Seventh Personality that have sent tangible Financial Support from Abroad towards the recovery of Gloria Health Condition.
May God Bless You abundantly,
Nick

15 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How is your health condition today?, Were you able to succeed with Doctor Sheppard.?
I hope that all goes well, Also, I am yet to hear from you as you promised today. I need to get some medications for this woman and i wish to ask once again as i hope in you for some support today. Are you sending to us or Not I want to verify.
Take Care,
Nick

16 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today ? and How is Your health Condition ?, I am Suprised at Your Suden Silence, I hope is Not something That Serious!!. How is Your Ear Condition? Hope all went well.
Just Stay in Touch as I am waiting to hear from you positively.
Nick.

Health crisis is in play!

Nick,
The news ain't good here – seems that there's a major infection set in, and if not treated it could end up as meningitis. They gave me two scans yesterday, and I'm expecting word of an operation sometime today.
By the way – "Were you able to succeed with Doctor Sheppard?" My bread ain't buttered that side!
Malcolm

17 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank you for your email response which i needed to know how you are feeling, But i am indeed sorry at the development. All well and good that its early detected and treatment is to be administered to avoid meningitis. Please take care and i wish you the best of luck in case of an operation.
How is Mr. Fraser Morgan Responding to the Transfer? Please always and constantly keep your communication with him Alive, You should be a kind of ,little loud-mouthed, you should always be on his toes. Do not give him any breathing space. Because the Fund is already a bonded Cash Fund to moved without any form of deduction. all you need is the cost on charges you need pay for your fund to be transferred successfully.
Also and very Important, Your promise for a financial support towards Jenny medication on Thursday is quit unclear to me. Adding up to your health problems now, Will you be able to help us again? Because i am really in need of some money to help buy Drugs for her. I have depended on you for this at this time, You promised and A Promise is like a dept that must be kept.
Wishing you the best.
Nick

Nick,
It's about two hours until they put me under and do something related to endoscopes to check out my inner ear more closely (Dr Sheppard is doubtless good at what he does, but he doesn't explain things so well...)
You just reminded me – I have to tell Fraser Morgan that I'll be largely incommunicado for a while. He promised me an application form (dunno what that's about) but nothing so far.
Final note – I'm having flashbacks to that time not so long ago when you told me to demand money from Liza (one day I'll tell you more about her, but that can wait). Some things have changed since then – such as Gloria becoming sick – but you haven't. You can't let go when it comes to money. The fact that hospitals lack Western Union offices doesn't seem to have registered. I said I'd send money; but trying to hold me to some cast-iron promise that you claim I made, under these circumstances, is not something I'd be proud of.
I'll be in touch.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
I regret that I am in hospital and won't be able to guarantee prompt answers to any messages for the foreseeable future.
Malcolm Reynolds

17 February 2008
Dear Malcolm
How are you today? and How is your health, Glad to know that you are under intensive care to correct the problems. I pray as i wish you quick recovery soon.
Please Try to understand me clealy, I truely Understand your health Condition.
nick

Nick,
The probe found signs of chronic infection – something needing an operation for sure. There's a slight chance of total deafness – but certain loss of hearing if it's not treated. They've decided to do the operation ASAP. I go under in two days.
There's not much else that I can say.
Malcolm

18 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today and how is your health? Also and Very Importantly, How did the Operation Go? If Any, Hope all went well!! Please I need to know. The Mercy and Love of God will be with you all the way. My Heart is with you I Mutual Support.
Actually My Friend, Its, Not that I cant let Go when it comes to money but The Circumstance we have found ourselves this time is really Heart bugling, To save a life. Basically and with all modesty am not trying Pining you down to a promise however, its Clear to me that you really want to lend a support to Glorias survival, The Oncologist said that she have made it but we should be serious and constant with all treatment. Recommended. And am highly worried at the present situation of Lawrence, I want him back to school fully.
As for Fraser Morgan, Try to let them know that you can be available in a short while for health reason because they will suspend all activity until you are back and well. They respect Investor attention so well.
Honestly, I cannot clearly remember what the relationship you have with Liza, Please Explain future.
Wishing you the best ,
Nick

Nick,
You really, REALLY need to pay attention! The operation hasn't happened yet - it's on TOMORROW. Got that?
As for you and money – don't try to kid me. When you heard that Liza – the daughter I never knew I had before last year – was coming to Australia, your first advice to me was to tell her that I was dirt poor and ask her for lots of money – before you revealed your women issues. And that is all I'm saying about Liza. You don't need to know any more – for now.
I can't write any more – gotta go – the hospital doesn't allow web access normally but a couple of the nurses have a weakness for my Southern accent...
Malcolm

20 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I am wishing you the best of Luck during the Operation, Please let me know when you are out will want a successful news from you as you go through.
Nick.

Next installment; will Mal recover? Stay tuned!

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:54 am

Mal's off to hospital, which the Lads don't care about - he has to fill in forms!

21 February 2008
Dear Sir,
Attn: Mr. Malcolm P. Reynolds.
Your Expressed Hospitalized position have caused us Delays But we have taken that into Serious Consideration and Have decided to continue with the final processing of your Investors fund Remittance Application and Transfer.
Find attached Transfer Documents for your Investors Payment, Complete the International Remittance Application Form. Complete them and return them with the Application fee so we can get Your transfer Order and release transfer your Fund to your Account in Australia.
Quick Recovery from us all.
Fraser Morgan.

Nick,
The operation went OK so they tell me but I'm geeling a bit wooxy still. I;;ll write you again when I;m feeling a but miure with it. Fraser Morfan sent me a shir load od papweork and I'// look over it soon I promise.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
The opeation was OJ so they say - but I;m still a bit fizzy aboit things at the monent. I gor the papers OK, please neat with me for now.
Malcolm Reynolfs

23 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Great that All went well and OK, however you will be all right i pray for you, I told Gloria that You are in the hospital for an operation she shouted and said God will see you through, She is responding but Complained of some Pains on the legs which the Doctor said an x-ray should be done and this will cost me some money which I do not have at moment. Yes Back to Business, I am now little released that Fraser Morgan have Sent you paperwork for the transfer which is my most Concern as the need for Money is So, So Critical in my life today.
Please You have promised and I will always take you on that ground because i am trusting in your words and in your Ability. Please youve made some promises to me of which i am yet to enjoy a fulfilled one.
Now you will say i cannot let go when it comes to money. But the reality of the situation is That We are Men and any man without the Power of Money Wealth is more of a woman this is the word of great Investor. as you know, I have expended almost all i have and i have Borrowed to see the Accomplishment of this deal in your favor.
Allow me to remind you of your promise to send me some money by western Union to help me with Gloria situation. It is better not to make a promise to me and Not fulfilling am always worried because my heart will be there.
Expecting to hear from you positively.
Remain Great,
Nick

Nick,
I'm out of the worst of it and in recovery. However, there are some lingering effects – it'll take a while for my balance centres to function properly again, so it's a wheelchair for the next few days. I hate that with every fiber of my being!
I'm also coming to hate your constant begging and your constant claims that I made some gorram promise, like it was some contract signed in triplicate. I offered to help you, as a favor to a buddy.
I was ready to do that when I had to go into hospital. Now you're talking as though I've broken a promise – which I never gave you. I made an offer – which still stands; and when I am physically able to go to the Western Union office, then I will. That is all that I'll say on the matter!
However, I'd like an explanation of this – "But the reality of the situation is That We are Men and any man without the Power of Money Wealth is more of a woman this is the word of great Investor". What the Sam Frick does this mean? Are you falling back on the same gorram misogyny I noticed before? If it's what it reads like, then I don't like any of it. Spell out exactly what you mean – and who the hell the "great investor" is!
Be seeing you,
Malcolm

24 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I am Happy today just to hear that you are out of the Worst and In recovery Point, we pray for you and wishing you QUICK Recovery.
Talk to you later.
Nick.

More cut-and-paste as Nick tries to be topical about business:

25 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today? and how is your Health Condition? Hope You are Improving with Recovery!!. Please let me know How well you are now. hope you are back and up on your feet again. Yes Of course why Not.
Please I feel like asking you this, whats your take in this could be like, The airline industry is being increasingly criticized for its perceived part in global warming, as more and more people take advantage of cheap tickets on aircraft powered by kerosene. Environmentalists claim it is a major carbon producer, fuelling rising world temperatures. Today in the united kingdom we witnessed a Virgin Airlines Boeing 747 took off from London's Heathrow Airport en route to Amsterdam. This short flight may prove to be a giant leap forward for the aviation industry. The aircraft did not carry passengers - but it was the first commercial aircraft to fly partly under the power of biofuels.
As they have explained, One of the aircraft's four engines ran on fuel comprising a 20% biofuel mix of coconut and babassu oil and 80% of the normal Jet A aviation fuel.
I was among the Fidelity corporation team that was approached to fund support the biofuel but the debate is ongoing at moment as the direction considering the high rising of all petroleum products but In all modesty it remains the basic and dependable source of energy for today but a change is on but not yet.
Because of the investment interest in this area of energy development I feel like we could be contemplating portfolio diversification when our fund is successfully confirmed and you have full control of our funds. Have you been able to get words from Mr. Fraser Morgan on the developments, I suggest, if your health could allow you to call their attention to priority officialdom to the Fund Movement. I am yet to get the content of and direction of the paper work, as you can see, you are now in charge, I depend on you for information on developments while I monitor surrounding activities here. Get in touch to them and stimulate them speedy attention.
Respond back so I could feel your strength in recovery.
Waiting to hear from you.
Nick

With the aid of Eater member Jeff as Dr Sheppart, I set up a side bait.

Nick,
Sorry not to have written back earlier but with Zoe and Janette off duty until today, I couldn't get to webmail. Funny thing is, I swear the senior nurse (named Pugh, how appropriate), who won't let us go online, spends a lot of her time on ebay.
Why am I not back on my feet yet? Well, I am, but not steadily. It'll be a little while yet before I'm OK to go. While we're here – I told Dr Sheppard about Gloria's illness and showed him some of the messages you sent me (not the skeptical ones I sent to you, BTW, you'll be happy to know). He was very interested and called over a couple of his colleagues. They might be in touch with you soon - they were interested in her remission. Apparently it's so rare as to be almost unheard of.
As for Richard Branson's latest effort... well, don't ask me. I only ever flew helicopters; and like I said before, investment ain't my bag.
I'm waiting for a chance to print off a copy of the UBS documents so that I can study them properly. Just be patient (I certainly am) : )
Malcolm

Not sure what all those dashes are for:

27 February 2008
Attn: Mr. Malcolm P. Reynolds -----------------------------
Your Email have indicated that You undergo an Operation but was OK. ------------------------------------------------------------------- We will Appreciate your Urgent Attention to this Transaction, Try To complete the form and return For onward processing and remittance of your Investors Fund to your Designated bank Account so we can Close Your File Immediately After payment in accordance with your Investors category fund payment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan. ------------------

Mr Morgan,
This deal will be completed when I'm ready! Do you understand me? I don't think you appreciate how inconvenient things are right now.
Malcolm Reynolds

28 February 2008
Dear Malcolm
How are you today? and How Is Your health Improving? Hope you are getting much more better now!! Your Dr. Sheppard was in touch yesterday and i promised to provide him all info he may want but need time to get them together. Well not much to talk about at moment but when are you getting up and standing on your feet? I wish you the best you wish yourself.
Nick.

Nick,
They put me back in the MRI a couple of times for checking. I wasn't told about that before it happened (usually they tell me well beforehand). Something about the way they were looking at the displays didn't exactly fill me with confidence.
Gotta go as Nurse Pugh comes back any moment. Take care
Malcolm

28 February 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you Today ? and How is Your Health condition, Hope you are enjoying good recovery because i Have not heard from you lately, Hope all is well.
Hoping to hear from You,
Nick .

01 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Please are You Completely Alright in Health? Your Suden silence is worrisome as this is quite unusual of you. Whatever the case may be try and drop some words.
Nick

04 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today and How is your Health? Hope you are Back on your feet again, I just came back to the UK. Yesterday Gloria was Down again, whe developed serious Cold internally but that is under control now. I became worried when your expressed lost of Confidence on the result of Scan, Hope you breif me of the present Situation.
I pray for you to get well soonest so as you can quickly get On more seriously with Fraser Morgan, This is overdue now. we need to do something in that Regard for a succesful Conclusion as soon you get well and OK in Health.
Let me know the True situation of Things.

Take it away, Jeff!

Dear Mr Hinds.
I apologise most sincerely for not getting back to you as quickly as I would have liked but we have had a particularly nasty outbreak of staphylococcus aureus in the hospital. Golden staph to the non medico's. I am very pleased to say that your friend Mr Reynolds did not contract the infection and is doing well.
I wanted to talk to you about your "natural remedies" As you may realise, the world is running out of synthetic anti biotics and the race is on to test as many "naturally" occurring plants as possible. The reward for finding the "right" plant or a partly efficacious one would be astronomical. Should you be able to find out which plants the specialist used then you would find me more than willing to pay handsomely for that information. I am quite prepared to pay an upfront fee for your services. Would you be able or interested in doing this?
It may provide a very satisfactory nest egg for you and your wife.
Regards.
Dr. Sam Sheppard.

And Nick is after a quick payout, just as expected.

06 March 2008
Dear Dr. Sheppard,
Thank you for your Email, How is My Friend Malcolm Doing in Health, Good to hear from you that he is doing Well because I have not heard from him lately. however the outbreak of staph is indeed a worrisome development which a drastic action should be deployed to arrest the situation.
Well The Natural Remedies is a surprise discovery in this present day medical circle. Which was neglected and ignored for long. You are Right that the world is running out of synthetic anti biotics But Honestly speaking i have seen and i have experienced the Potency of traditional natural medicine in the life of my wife. Yes she would have been dead by now but for the timely intervention of a Botanical Physician at the time we all lost hope of her survival.
From the look of things. I will try my best to Get you Directly connected with this Botanic physician who supplied the Two Wonderful herbs imported from Africa that was used to heal my wife, this is a wonderful Plant of Creation used in the Cure of Cancer and others life threatening ailment.
I am not here to make money off you but if your are serious with your Intentions I will sincerely help you achieve this Goal since you are in the profession of saving people lives i will Assist you the best way i can to get you the name of this Herbal plant and the Application formulas, this is very efficacious and Potent in this severe case. but they are quite expensive. But in all honesty they worth the cost.
Right now i will Buy the Form To Register your name with this Botanical physician with the Order Code of My Doctor. The Registration form is as little as £2,470.00 British Pounds. Which I cannot afford Now,
If you can make this Amount Available today by tomorrow along with your Phone Number, i should be able to get the form on your behalf, So you can have a direct communication with the Source of all potent traditional medicine known to the Modern medical World. Indeed you will be happy to know these secrets of natural life Saving Plants.
Extend my regards to Reynolds
Nick Hinds.

Dear Mr Hinds.
Thank you for your swift reply. The sum of 2500 pounds is a trifle and I can arrange for it to be transferred to you at any time.
I need to know though what I am to receive for the money. A small supply of the extract is of little use as gas spectometry would use it with little or no result. What is the form to which you refer? What does it confer upon me rights wise? Do I get the intellectual property rights? Do you realise that this could make millions for us?
Please get back to me immediately and clarify this position. I will instruct my bank to prepare the transfer to your nominated bank account.
Regards to you.
Doctor Sam. (My friends call me Sam)

07 March 2008
Dear Doctor,
Please Try To Understand that I am Not a doctor, I am Only greatly privileged to Know this Nature Secret Exposed to me because the problems i went through trying to save the Life of my Wife, Yes This Natural Medicine Stopped My Wife from Dying. This Could be Unbelievable but it is a practical Truth,
Sam You are a doctor, You know How to make Good Money Out of any Substance with the natural Potent to Restore Life. I am Humbly ready to assist you in this Direction.
If Only you will be serious, I will work for you to have the Intellectual property Right to this Medicinal Herb. But First thing First. The £2,470 Pounds is not the Cost of large quantity for the medicine But Before you can be Allowed to Place an Order for this Medicine in a large quantity, You must Complete an Application Order Form for 2,470 and you will Have a sample dose first Because of the confidential nature of this natural remedies Among Doctors, On your Satisfaction you can Order for a large Amount. Which I am ready to help you.
I must be Honest with you, you are very lucky to Get to Know me as you will be happy with your patients.
I Spoke With the Botanic Physician about the Outbreak of Staphylococcus your Complained. He said this is pathogenic bacteria usually found in the dusters, he also said that bacteria of this type cause boils, and pus-forming infection of wound, spoils the blood. He Made me to know that this Bacteria have defied the effect of normal Antibiotics, He Assured me of a Natural Medicine that Can Clean the Blood system and Flush out all traces of Staph in the system and restore the health of your patient naturally. So Send The 2,470 Today So That I will Get and Complete The Application Document on your Behalf which will provide us a Platform towards you getting the Intellectual Property Right.
Try to Send the 2,500.00 Pounds by Western Union Or Money Gram in this name below, When you send it today and the Transfer Details reaches me I will make Sure that You Get a sample of the Dose out of my Pocket then Others will Fall in Place.
Mr. Gorge Branson
Address: 85 Rochester Row
London - Westminster, London, UK London
SW1P 1LJ
Need Your Direct Phone Number for a voice Talk.

Nick,
The last few days have been a blur – I developed a nasty fever and the docs thought that it might have been golden staph, which is some really nasty germ that most antibiotics aren't any good against. However, it wasn't.
Please let me know what's happening at your end. Doctor Sheppard was by not long ago; he said you'd been doing him a big favor. What's the full story?
Malcolm

08 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and Your health? Well you sound so healthy; I Hope You have Fully Recovered. I wish you a Healthy Recovery.
Nothing So much happening here Just That Lawrence will soon go back to school, I have been able to Put sum funds together and will be seeing him through. Gloria is Getting better as the day goes by, She is recovering tremendously but the doctors said her treatment should be Constant and steady. Actually This is very expensive medication and have Drained my Pocket greatly but the result is Honestly Fantastic, Gloria have survived the Attack. I am So happy To God. It was really difficult For Me but at the End of the day am happy. Even when most of My Friends failed me But still there were some who Extended favors in different kinds. I am Indeed Grateful to all.
I just Came back from Scotland Shortly and Will Be back over the weekend to Attend to some Investment Deal Between My Company, Fidelity Investment International and The Royal Prince of The Saudi. this is going to be an Interesting meeting because we have Longed for it. As you must Know, the Brent Crude Deposit in the Saudi land is enormous and the Current Price of Crude Oil in the International market is on the Upside position and the Company interested. Now the OPEC Have Refused to Increase production. The demand will definitely be high. Your Doctor Looks to me as a Honest Man who Love to Save people Life, He is Interested with a Special Discovery in the Natural Traditional Medicine which i am most Privileged to know the Source. I promised to help him gain Sustained Access to this Discovery.
Please Reynolds, What is the Update with Our Funds Transfer Transaction with You and Mr. Fraser Morgan Control? How are you handling them, if you are still in the hospital? How i wish You are OK in Health Now, You should be Concluding with this Endeavour because it is Long overdue. Always try to Communicate with Mr. Fraser Morgan department to Enable them Know you are still in the Hospital or Out as the case may be. This is Important.
Have a great day.
Nick.

09 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and how is your health now? Please try as Much as Possible To Stay in Touch with me, i need To know your state of health, honestly i am concerned. It is not easy to have a trusted friend in You. If possible daily. each time i did not hear from you i fell worried now that you are in the hospital as if the worst have happened. So I need words from you when are you leaving the Hospital? Like i told you before, gloria is getting better in recovery but she is still in the Hospital, the doctors said her medication should be constant and steady, she is not yet confirmed Fully Cured her survival is very bright. have you heard from Mr. Fraser Morgan. have a Great day. Nick.

Nick,
I'm better than I was, but still frail. I had no idea that the infection would knock me flat. I dread to think what Golden Staph would have been like!
Lawrence is back at school? I thought he'd not want to be there - all the other kids would be so jealous of his intelligence.
This treatment that saved Gloria – is this the natural medicine you told Doctor Sheppard about? He dropped some hints about it but wouldn't say any more. I wonder what's on his mind...
Oh, Saudi Arabia – I remember it too well. Months of training, CBW drill in 100+ degrees heat (those suits are murder), and fanatics who hated us for defending them. I remember seeing one of their so-called morality police try to bludgeon a woman US Army Captain who'd forgotten to roll her sleeves down – he just about shat himself when she shoved her Beretta in his face. Yep, I remember Saudi Arabia. Screw them all, I say!
Please send me a message with Fraser Morgan's address - I can't find anything from him here. It's a bit of a worry. I think the paperwork's OK on my home computer, but it ain't here.
Malcolm

I'll leave it to Mal to explain why the threat about the Federal treasury is a stupid one to make.

09 March 2008
Attn: Mr. Malcolm P. Reynolds.
Your File was Reviewed today and The Authority have Requested that You make effort to respond to Documents of your transfer. Because Funds Unclaimed Till a date are returned to Federal Treasury. Be well Guided That Urgent Response will be Appreciated.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan.

Mr Morgan,
For your information, I am still in hospital (but hope to get out soon). I'll give your paperwork due attention then! Got that?
And also FYI – what the hell is this "returned to Federal Treasury" crap? It ain't Government money and never was! I don't know why you're trying this bafflegab on me, but it won't work.
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
I heard from Fraser Morgan just now - and the asshole only said this: "Your File was Reviewed today and The Authority have Requested that You make effort to respond to Documents of your transfer. Because Funds Unclaimed Till a date are returned to Federal Treasury."
What the Sam Frick is he talking about? It's not Government money, so how the hell could it ever be "returned"?
Malcolm

12 March 2008
Dear Malcolm, How are You Today and how is Your health? Hope you are quickly recovering. Good that You have Heard From Fraser Morgan and You just Have to explain To them That This is Your Investment Fund and Not Government Contract Money also Get them Briefed that You are making all necessary efforts to attend to the Documents but you are still in the Hospital. Because sometimes they Make General statement with all Transfer only when situation are properly Cleared. if Possible give them a Date most likely you will be out of the Hospital. Reynold, To Face Reality Your Hospitalized Condition actually Delayed the Transfer, They may be right in that direction as your response to the Transfer remains dormant. How is Doctor Sam?, Extend my Regards To him, Get well soon Nick.
Waiting to hear from You
Nick.

Dear Mr Hinds.
Thanks for the quick reply. I am very pleased that your wife has survived. Of course the standard is 5 years of remission before the word cured is used. I hope most sincerely that she will remain in remission for that time.
I don't know anything about Western Union or Moneygram, what are they? I asked you simply to give me your banking details that I might transfer the money directly to you. Is that a problem? It adds transparency to the dealings and shows them to be legitimate. For the sake of my reputation all dealings must be able to pass scrutiny of the most minute kind, I'm sure you understand that.
I have no idea who Gorge Branson is. Is he an associate of yours? Can he be trusted?
I have colleagues in England and one in particular practises in London. Could he come to you and give you the money in person? I rang him a little while ago and he said he was happy to meet you and to receive a package. He doesn't know what it is.
Please send me a scan of the form. I'm sure you have heard of the terrible floods here. My telephone is out of order and is actually under 3 feet of water. I have only the hospital number and they would not appreciate the call. Bear with me for a few days on that.
Regards to you.
Sam Sheppard

Hello Nick.
I replied to you yesterday but I can't seem to find the reply in my sent box. Very strange. Did you get it?
Strangely enough it contained a section on computer security. In that mail I sent you my home address.
Sorry about this, it's a bit hectic here. Yesterday we had a road train driver brought in with severe injuries sustained when the vehicle's near side wheels sank through the bitumen and the whole rig went over sideways. Even worse was the fact that the road train was carrying cattle. The police spent some hours there shooting dying cattle and rounding up the live ones. Carnage all the way round. You can see why it is not easy for me to just write immediately.
Please let me know if you got my email with security worries and home address. We do need to get moving on this project but I can do only what I can in the time I have available. I'm sure you would agree that human suffering takes precedence.
I spent many holidays in Scotland myself many years ago. Lovely country. Where abouts were you? I hope all went well with the Saudis and that your meeting was fruitful.
Regards to you .
Doc Sam

14 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and How is your health condition?, Hope You are Improving tremendiously, Have you been able to convey your position with Fraser Morgan.
Need to hear from you. Lawrence just asked skilfully How is My Friend Reynold. Please say a word to him because he will ask again and i will show him your email.
Nick.

15 March 2008
Dear Doctor Sam,
Thank you for your Email message as i was so worried at your Silence.
Your email of yesterday did not reach me, since last week this is the Only Email i am getting from you. So check well and resend them. as i have not seen any of your emails for a while now.
I can understand How hectic your Profession can be so i tried to adjust to your own understanding but it will be important that this project is accorded the priority attention it needed for a successful outcome. So you need to resend details of your home address and also Did you get My banking Information i sent to you on Sunday? Please let me Know.

15 March 2008
Yes the meeting was Fruitful but incomplete as we could not come to terms but As you Know this is Investment on the Long term so negotiations and negotiations is always allowed So we have adjoined to meet again for final agreement when the Crown Prince the grandsons of the first king, Abd Al Aziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia is supposed to be present.
How is my friend Doing ? Hope he is Doing well.
I look forward to your Email response , Please I want you to know that I am Committed to this Project so I need Your Mutual Understanding for us to move forward.
Waiting for your Email response.
Thank You,
Nick

Hello Nick.
Thanks for the reply. I just grabbed a coffee in the lounge and thought I would send a quick message to you on my lap top.
I am not happy with the security we have. I did not get your mail with your banking information. You did not get my mail with my personal information. I have a very real worry that my emails are being read by others. I leave my lap top around and it would be easy for someone to work on it for a while. How easy would it be for them to get into my messages? I don't know much about these things. We do not want someone else snooping in here, it could cost us a lot of money. My address is 17 Giles St The Alice. Nobody calls it Alice Springs, Aussies know it as The Alice. Please do not let anyone else know my address as I don't need lots of new friends all asking for free medical consultations! I'm told by Telstra that my phone should be restored in the next few days. Mr Reynolds is doing very well and I think he will be discharged shortly.
Please let me know the details of your bank again. When I deal in sensitive issues I use ncrypt. It is a 256bit encryption program and is uncrackable. It is free which is even better. I would feel a lot safer if we exchanged emails from here on in an encrypted form. I do not need anyone stealing or stopping my money or stealing the formula. I can't take the risk of losing everything. The site is www. ncrypt.com I think.
Get back to me Nick so that we can get this done. I'm really excited at what we can achieve here.
Regards.
Doc Sam

I had to do something with Jeff's road accident story.

Hi Nick,
Dr Sheppard has scheduled my discharge for Monday, so that's good news! I haven't heard back from Fraser Morgan though – I hope he didn't take things too badly. I did sorta speak my mind...
Funny thing; Nurse Pugh actually did something funny. She told me that Doctor Sheppard had told her about a train crash near here, where the local cops had been shooting survivors... turned out to be a road train full of cattle. I have never heard anyone laugh louder and longer... or sound more like a tortured donkey.
Lawrence, are you there? Just a few words from Uncle Malcolm - tell the school bully that if he harms you in any way, there's a US Marine who'll bust a cap in his sorry ass.
I'll write you soon.
Malcolm

15 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and I am Indeed Happy at the News of Your Discharge, Do You Know That Lawrence was surprised that You have been in the Hospital, He never new all this while because I had to let him see your Email For Him, he was happy that you will be discharged and at that point he asked me an intelligent question, when will mummy be discharged? I simply Told him soon. Such a wise Little Lad.
Yes I can see that You have Tender soft Spots for ladies, You must be having great time with Nurse pugh, How is she to you? She must be a Beauty to be so close.
Actually You should Developed a friendly and More Comfortable relationship with Fraser Morgan , Try To send him an Email today with an Optimistic news that you will be back on your feet by Monday and Appeal to him that You will attend to the paper work let him know that You are Claiming your investment Money without any more delays. Let him that you are aware of the essence of time but health problems is most paramount to deal with.
Happy to see you back and kicking.
Nick.

Nick,
I gotta say, you should read my messages more closely!
If I ever said anything nice about Nurse Pugh, it was by accident! She may be sorta good looking, but she has the kind of Strine accent that would bend metal (think "Kath and Kim", I think that's on UK TV right now), a laugh like a donkey being tortured, and she's an arrogant bitch who kept me off the computer but was on it a lot of the time browsing ebay. So no, I am not having a great time with Nurse Pugh, thank you very much! I’m glad she’s away this weekend… Zoe and Janette are cute, and very sweet, but very professional, and I think it's like with doctors - nurses don't get intimate with patients, all those jokes and porn shots notwithstanding.
Actually, just between us (and don't read this to Lawrence), remember the pic of me in Sydney I sent back in early '07? I never got round to telling you how it came to be... well, there were these two New York sisters, Justine and Candace, both blondes, who were vacation here, and did my survival class. When they went on to Sydney, they invited me along... and well, let's just say I lived every man's fantasy that week. Now you know why I was smiling! And yes, I did take precautions!
Damn, gotta stop thinking about them... you did mention Fraser Morgan, and if things aren't too good between us, it ain't down to me. He's the bozo who made a stupid threat, not me. I'll be polite, but it had better be a two-way street!
Malcolm

17 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I am Indeed have seen the strenght in your message which have shown me confidence that you are back in Good health. You have not shown me the Picture in sydny, please try and send them to me, I can Imagine how beutiful those twins blond of yours could possible{ Figure Eight} but you have not really told me about them.
I am having problems with my Communication with Your Doctor Sam. He have Complaied that He have not recieved my email for five days now, I don,t know the problems but can you see how you help him with your email type.
looking forward to see you out of that Goram Hospital.
Nick.

Nick,
I sent you that pic a year ago, I think – anyway I know I sent it! It's on my home computer, so I could send it again – if you insist... Actually Justine and Candace aren't twins (Candace is a little bit taller and a year older), but at the time I didn't really care, if you know what I mean!
I haven't seen Doctor Sheppard today - I'll ask if he's OK to come by. Failing that, I'll probably see him before I leave tomorrow.
Malcolm

17 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today? and I am very happy that You will get Home today after all this while, This is a lovely moment and I hope you appreciate my Constant communication support while you are in the Hospital, A friend indeed is a Friend in Need, maybe I could not send money to you because of the depleted nature of my financial resources but so far so Good I feel great that My Moral support is appreciated.
Yes I will Insist that you resend the Picture when you get home, its long Now, i cannot figure out quit well. Yes You didn't Really care when you are with them but You Felt Like. However, when You send the Picture I should be able to see the Strength of Candace Beauty and the Other.
Please Try to tell Dr. Sam That I have Just sent him an Email that he should Check and respond But if did not receive them, then Help him get another Email Account like Yours because I am not having problems with my communication with you. If he really want my little assistance he should maintain a sound secure communication links for daily update.
Whishing the best,
Nick Hinds.

18 March 2008
Attn: Mr. Malcolm P. Reynolds.
We have Received your Email Message and have Noted That You are Still in The Hospital which is the Only Reason why we are Holding on with Our Action in your Fund Transfer Transaction with Us. Please be well Informed That We are Acting on the Instruction of Our Ordering Customer, "Fidelity Investment Corporation UK" Who Have Directed That We should Release this Fund on the Information provided which we have verified and Confirmed Your Ownership Position to this fund. Also You have To Understand the Way we handle this Operation.
We have Limited Time To Hold this funds with us and report back to Our Ordering Customer. It is Not Normal for any human To forget or abandon such funds unclaimed after such a long time verifications and Confirmation. For the single fact that You do not Have An Operation Account With US. Your Fund With Us Could Be Recalled by Our Ordering Customer.
Because Your Investment company " FIDELITY INVESTMENT CORPORATION: Owns and Operate a Special Corporate Custody Account with Us where all Outgoing Investors dividends Fund are Lodged. It is from the instructions of operators of this Custody Account that we Act Upon. Therefore we strongly advice that You understand our Position for Your Urgent Attention. Also be well informed that all Investors who are in your category have all claimed their funds. And we are only worried because of the single fact that You are In the Hospital for health Reason and Also Do not Allow this to Take Longer than necessary.
We will try to be human but we must respect the bureaucratic principle of our Operation must we respect.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan

Mr Morgan,
I don't give a hairy rat's ass for your bureaucratic principles. I was in hospital because I was facing at least total deafness and at worst crippling (perhaps fatal) meningitis if the infection wasn't treated. At times like that some gorram financier was the last thing on my mind. If I was less than attentive to the money in your care, now you'll understand why. Also – your comments about the "Federal Treasury" don't make a whole lot of sense. Fidelity International ain't the Government. I don't know what your game was, but please don't try to wriggle out of it.
OK, to business – I'd like to know if anything has changed in the status of the account and of any requirements detailed before I went into hospital.
Malcolm Reynolds

Bush Tucker Man was a serious show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_czeCgS4J4

Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures - wasn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGEYD92eA_s

Nick,
I don't understand about you not being able to send me money. I didn't ask for any. The thought's a good one, but not needed.
I didn't see Dr Sheppard before I left, but Zoe said something about someone hacking his system - all the more reason to keep business discussions off their server! I left a message for him to email me when he can.
I'm pretty much back to normal, and getting back to work. There are still a lot of tourists around who might need training or entertaining, though I'm no Bush Tucker Man (and definitely no Russell Coight, I can tell you).
About my pic - I think you're admitting that somehow you lost it. I'm not sure; maybe you could have put it better! And why would you want a picture of Justine and Candace – you a married man and all?
I got a message from Fraser Morgan complaining that I've been ignoring him. Well, he can go fish up a tree for all I care. Some things don't wait – you should understand!
Give my regards to Gloria and to Lawrence.
Malcolm

Next up - the problems of medical fees...

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:26 pm

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:00 pm

Mr Fraser Morgan is truly a caring soul...

19 March 2008
Attn: Mr. Malcolm P. Reynolds
We indeed understand Your health Problems and the period you spent in the hospital, We Officially pegged The Transfer of your Fund Until you Get Well which You Just Explained and I Thank you for your Sound Recovery. The Requirements For the Release Transfer of your Investment Money remains Same, The Account Remains the Application Account. Complete the Form Return as required and directed And Send the money to the account for Final processing and release transfer of Your Investors fund. Your Urgent Response will be appreciated.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan.

19 March 2008
Dear Malcolm, How are You Today? Great Words, You are Now pretty well and Normal, happy that You have Gone back to work. Yes They Say!, Health is Wealth", Yes Gloria and Lawrence are happy when I told Gloria that You have left the hospital, We are All Doing Well, Only I had some little Problems with my insurance Company over the Defraying process of Gloria hospital Expenses because her treatment Was very Expensive just as she was Treated with a new Discovery in Modern Natural Medicine which are yet to gain wide popularity in the world on its potent abilities.
Fraser Morgan should not be that Stupid to Claim you are ignoring him, He does not have any moral ground to use such word on you and for what? If I may ask? You got sick and have been in the Hospital which is the first Attention for a man who is sick. This is Incredible, What is Money without Life?", Please let Him Understand That You are just out of the Hospital and You are now Ready and willing to Successfully Wrap up with Your accrued investment Fund with them and also You must Insist that You be treated to completion on the original status before you went to the hospital, Just Try all your Possible best to Attend to those documents as quickly as possible probably today and pay them their Normal Charges and mandate them for An Urgent and Immediate Investor Fund release Platform.(IIVFRP) Program.
This way You Secure Complete Fund Transfer. You Must not Allow Any form of Deduction From Source. Let them Know that Your Investor Fund Must get to your Account in " FULL" without any Form of Fragmentation. You will pay the One and Only Transaction Charge as an Out of your Pocket Expenses Only. because We have received Several complains Where these Banks that Handle Our Investors Out payments Deducting Simple charges from Investors Total Source before remittance in multiple times. You must be Alert in this Issue.
However, You will Know the correct Amount from the Content of Your documents, Just Go Ahead and Send them the correct Amount of your Documented charges which will complete The Transfer Trigger process. I am Surprised that Doc Sam Email server is been hacked and for more than one week now he have complained not receiving my emails. And now i have not heard from him. Please find a way and Get in touch with him, Let him know that I am of the Opinion that Your failure depends on many things, but mostly on you. He should find a way and communicate with me or He should Send me his Phone Number so I can call him Up for talks.
Please take Good care of Mr. Fraser Morgan. Let them Conclude this Fund deal This week , As You Know We have The need.
Have a Great Day.
Nick.

A little foreshadowing...

Mr Morgan,
Duly noted - but FYI the payments won't happen until I know the full extent of my hospital fees. I haven't received all the bills yet.
Malcolm Reynolds

Nick,
Well, things seem to have taken a turn for the better all round. The only fly in the ointment is that I've still got my bills to pay and the hospital hasn't given me all the invoices. My medical insurance should cover most of it, I'm sure.
I can't call Dr Sheppard, of course, and if he's not reading his emails there's not much that I can do. I don't know about this hacker – just that it's happening. I can let Zoe or Janette know and have them pass on a message maybe. It's the best that I can do.
I've kept Fraser Morgan in the loop – a lot depends on the hospital and then on the insurance company. I'll be in touch.
Malcolm

Bloody Nick is on the tap again!

20 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank You for your Emails, Good that You have already putting Mr. Fraser Morgan on the Circle for Finalization. As You see We all depend on this Project to be very successfully accomplished this time. Because I am in Heavy depts. Here and have Trusted in Your Personality ability to Accomplish Successfully. So you can send some money to me to settle as interest on borrowed ones are accruing daily. This deserves a priority attention now. I am of the Opinion that You should move more swiftly and Conclude with Fraser Morgan and have the fund Under Your Full Control, from out of which you can Take Money and settle your own Bills. While you send some to us at this End, Yes as You know it has not been very easy for me and Lawrence, I still have some Money to complete the fees for Lawrence because I want Lawrence out of this school to another Much better Organized School here in UK Because Lawrence Complained Bitterly yesterday. Honestly I am Appealing that You approach the Conclusion of this Transaction with all the seriousness it deserve for Quick accomplishment. We have Funds here and In your own Hands, But you must Agree with me that Business is like a wheel barrow, nothing happens until you start pushing This is the appropriate time for you to push Mr. Fraser Morgan so they will release our fund to you. I Received an Email From Dr. Sam and while I replied But the problem he keep complaining is that he is not receiving my email. In any case if you have to meet him by any chance , Tell him to Change his email Address. He should send me an Email from His new Email Address. This is the Only way, he will escape the Hackers that have invaded his old email address. If Possible try to send this message to him by surface mail in an envelope. Because the people he asked me to link him with are waiting.
Have a Great Day.
Nick.

If Nick can spout bromides, Mal can return the favour.

Nick,
Holy snapping duckshit, will the day ever come that you stop begging me for cash? Just stop a moment and think this through.
Firstly, as I don't know for sure how much the medical fees will be, I don't want to risk coming in short; secondly, any money that I send you doesn't get paid to Fraser Morgan and the longer we wait for the money!
I'll be kind and assume that this is down to being under pressure. However, I hope that you'll get a clear head and realise that hoary old bromides don't mean a gorram thing. I'll see your wheelbarrow and raise you "Don't sweat the petty things".
I don't know if I'll be able to interest Dr Sheppard in contacting you over the next few days, no matter what – Easter is not a good time, as for some reason domestic violence and other careless idiocy tends to spike around this weekend. I'll do what I can, but no guarantees.
Malcolm

Nick tries to take control, and says some funny things in so doing.

22 March 2008
For Havens Sake, You just misunderstood my last email, may be the thought of Justine and Candace are still fresh in your head. but it should be very clear that I am Not Begging you for cash, yes before but now never, Please stop behaving as if you owe me any favor, yes favors comes but it comes right from the heart. You can only give what you have.
What I want you to understand in clear terms is that When Firmness is Sufficient Rashness is Unnecessary. Be well guided that it was not an easy task to Accomplish our transaction to this present stage where you are now in charge of the Concluding stage of the deal. I have spent great fortune to machinate and accomplish all relevant process to Position your person as the Bonafide investor to this Investment payment most of which were Borrowed funds with accruing interest on them. All am asking is that you should appreciate your role performance in this Great Endeavour and also understand the reality of the situation.
Yes of course, You are now in charge and I demand that you must reciprocate with the success trend of this Deal from the tooting stage. Frankly and truly speaking we have well over 45 Million Pounds which have received 99% progress processed movement into your account. Cant you see the absolute need for a priority attention to this great endeavor? Please stop behaving like a funny old peacock; we all need money to pay our bills. There is no shame in been truthful and straight Therefore I demand that You should Put all You have together and pay Mr. Fraser Morgan So that By Wednesday Our Fund will be in your Account. And When this happens, Definitely from my own share you will send some Money to me here to take care of my problems and You also can Pay your bills.
So stop disturbing yourself over my personal problems, I am not a beggar just because I allowed your closeness to my family, but if I can trust you with a transaction of this magnitude, yes our relationship will be very mutual. You should know me and I should know you. this is a Pure Trust transactional relationship. Know it that I have Trusted in You so greatly so do not betray me. So try all your possible best to pay Mr. Fraser Morgan So that After the Easter Holiday. We can see our funds in your account. This is my position. So what Do you have to say on the contrary.
Malcolm

Nick,
Old buddy, you might want to take a chill pill about now! I'm getting a mental picture of you as sort of like a cat on hot bricks. I don't know why Justine and Candace are so much on your mind – hell, you mentioned them in the last three emails. I'd better send you a pic of them before you gorram well burst! For me, it takes a lot to get me worked up. When you've been under fire, a lot of things don't frighten you.
OK – now, I gotta ask – "Funny Old Peacock"? Is this some English thing? It's the last thing I'd have used to describe myself! I ain't loud, vain and ornamental, hell no!
This brings me to the final bit – "Therefore I demand that You should Put all You have together and pay Mr. Fraser Morgan" – well, Nick, I don't think you can DEMAND anything. That makes me just a little bit angry. You can ask, request, or maybe urge, but DEMAND is just plain rude!
In any event – when I pay depends on Medibank Private repaying my medical fees. I haven't received all the receipts, but when they arrive, I can pay the fees and then lodge a claim and get back the money that I'll pay Mr Morgan with.
That's my position. I hope you don't have any objections.
Malcolm

23 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Your mental Picture is Wrong, but notwithstanding, i am more interested on the Successful Conclusion of our Transaction in a timely manner.
Please do not be angry for my demand usage is not been rude but earnestly asking that you should accord priority attention to the transaction on ground period because that is just the solution that i need now for finance.
What kind of objection do i need on your position; basically you are now in charge of the concluding stage of this Deal. the success or failure of this deal now is squarely on your own shoulder. But my question is How long will you wait for all your receipts to arrive? How long does it take your medibank to pay you when you make lodgment?
Also how much is the fee for Mr. Fraser Morgan that you have relegated to the bottom when i feel should be on top your agenda of the day because that is my hope. Please let me know the Actually Amount needed for Fraser Morgan, If need be I can Find a way to lend you some support so that Our Fund can be in your Account this week after this Holiday. Probably you cant understand the heat from private individuals that have loaned me money which was used to bring this deal to this present fruitful stage of its l conclusion. I honestly appreciate your cautious position but I am a strong believer that Action makes more fortune than Caution but which ever way, is a win win situation for you.
Nick.

Nick,
I'll be brief - I don't know how long Medibank Private takes to process payments as I've never made such a major claim before. It's anyone's guess.
FYI I have not put Fraser Morgan to the bottom of the heap. Once I'm cashed up again, he gets the money. I said before, don't sweat it. Oh, and in answer to your “Action makes more fortune than Caution” – someone else said "More haste less speed".
Something else – you wrote about "heat from private individuals" – who are those guys? I have this weird mental picture of circling sharks... tell me it ain't so!
Malcolm

24 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
The private Individuals are few CEOs who are my personal friends, During the early stage of this Transaction where it became obvious that i have to pay Gratis to the Technical structure of fidelity to put your name on the investors listen which will generate your Name on the Computer payment logic with an out going investment fund payment. At that point i needed about 120,000 British pounds to take care of the situation. Because before then, i have recorded overdraft from my salary overhead so my only option was to meet friends for soft loan with high interest because i never believed that you will delay the conclusion of this Deal to this day. The Loan was on a short term basis so i feel them when they talk the way they are talking, we are human beings, they will talk because they do not know what i used the money for. only You and myself understand the real situation of things along with Mr. Michael Gordons whom I used to make all payments on your behalf. No One here knows any of my involvement to this deal.
Yes this Reminds me of an important issue which you need to know and have them in your mind. You see, we are at the Final stage of this deal. For sure your bank will be envious of you when this fund gets into your account. Yes for sure, so I wish to warn that you should be very careful with the Secrecy surrounding this fund. You must keep sealed lips with your bankers. They must not know the Content of this Deal, do not divulge any information to anyone who is not relevant to the scheme of things for security reason. Keep all documents from UBS secret.
When you want to send money to Fraser Morgan, Tell your Bank that you are paying for some tourist commodity from the UK. Because UBS have an agreement to keep the Investor payment confidential to banks of Fidelity clients. So you need not to worry. They will cover the fund as investors payment. No one have any right to ask you questions.
There is an absolute need for you see serious important why you should move more quickly not hastily for conclusion now, do not delays the finalization much longer. I believe and trust that you can get this done.
Nick .

A couple of days earlier, some other Lads had sent me Fidelity scripts. Neither showed much promise, but they could still come in useful.

Nick,
What the hell are you on? This - "your bank will be envious of you when this fund gets into your account" - makes no gorram sense! Holy snapping duckshit, I am about to swell their coffers with about $AUS100+ million and they are going to envy me? No, buddy, they are going to kiss my ass and offer me champagne!
I am going to have to show them the paperwork from UBS in order to enable the transfer. Ever since 9/11 money transfers over certain levels are monitored. Hell's teeth, you of all people should know that! And now you are telling me to lie to them – well, I am not going to do that. You've given me no good reason to. Any deal UBS might have with Fidelity ain't binding on me, OK?
One other thing - I got two more emails from your colleagues pitching the same deal as you did. Please, for all our sakes, tell Tim McCarron and Dennis Egger to pull their gorram heads in! This sort of stupidity we do NOT need right now!
The hospital bills are being sent by snail mail, so I don't know when they're due. I'll be in touch when they get here, and keep you posted about progress. Just be patient a little bit longer.
Malcolm

25 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank you so greatly for your email message and for Tim McCarron and Dennis Egger, I am not surprised about this sort of development at this time. Hello Dear, without a soothsayer you should know that Mr. Glyn Jones is at it again , he is perfecting his ways to get discreet information about fruitful development stage of this deal from you. He have now masquerading himself in different bodies. I am sure and confident that his fraudulent antics at this crucial moment of our lives will not affect your sense of reasoning. Try to ignore him, never think about him, But Keep Sealed lips. Never you give out information about the latest development of this Deal to anybody even to your bank as I have I advised before. Do not respond to Tim McCarron and Dennis Egger, forward their Emails to me immediately for my perusal, I need to sturdy them. And any other emails of this nature you may receive. People want to reap where they do not sow and we cannot allow them. We have worked so hard and smartly also.
This is the most technical aspect of this deal and we must be able to handle this last stage with all the professional technicalities it deserve in quantum fund movement for a successful outcome. You must listen to me here try to take to my simple advice and direction; I am knowledgeable about this things. We cannot afford to fail now, never. We have come a long way so We must agree that we are smiling home to fruition. No room For failure, as we can afford, We will give it all it takes to succeed.
Like I said, You must not show those documents from Mr. Fraser Morgan to your bank for No reason. Yes After the fund have been confirmed Credit in your bank Account but Not before. Very important. Am not asking you to lie but that is the way the situation demands so we can be successful without problems. I know about the strictness of Fund movement around nations of the World after the 9/11 in America. Yes I do understand clearly the behaviors of Some bank officials when funds are transferred beyond a limit but Notwithstanding, We still Experience illegal Funds moving around borders through banks. But you must protect yourself, Protect and guide your fund funnels channels technically. Do not give room for unnecessary monitoring or investigation. This is the envy I am talking about.
You see what I am saying, please think more wisely, This is simple. in a transaction of this nature. You cannot expose yourself to any form of investigation or give a wide room for monitoring; You have to technically Close up spaces. Do not Give Any Room for prying eyes until the fund is sitting comfortably in your Account. You and myself Only Know the genesis of this Fund and Remain our only secret that must not be known. We are not the First and Cannot be the Last. I can tell you with all sense of modesty that some Top Government Official and Some top Military Officers Steal and move Huge Amount of Money to Countries other than their own country for Investment illegally with success. We see all these things happen every day and how it is all done.
Yes I agree with you that the fund in focus is well over $AUS100 Million. This is a good amount of money that can raise some dust. The First question your bank may want to ask you is how did you get this money. What will be your Answer? You Cannot Tell them that This is a DEAL Technically, you need an answer that will justify the amount involved in relationship with your personality status. Your answer should be that you have inherited an accumulated investment portfolio; there and then you can present and show them Documents from Morgan. You have to get to the bridge first then you can think of on how to cross the bridge. We need to place little wisdom here, so that you do not experience any hitches with sending your money to the Office of Mr. Fraser Morgan, I know the implications. Such a sensitive stage, but you should not have problems when you simply cooperate with my noble advise in this regard. You should be able to send your money to the Office of Fraser Morgan Smoothly, without any form of question or monitoring or investigation at this stage.
You must fashion out a way to send money to Mr. Fraser Morgan, but I do not know how big the amount you are sending to Mr. Fraser Morgan that your bank will want to monitor. Do not allow them to know what is going on at this point, if possible go to another bank and send your money to Mr. Fraser Morgan. Our Mechanism for machination must not be faulted by any bank, not even UBS. I know what I am talking. So we do not suffer an interbank porosity.
Please and please for technical Reason Your Bank Must Not have any knowledge of this Deal before the Fund gets to your Account. Yes When the Fund is comfortably sitting cool in your Account. They can Ask any question for all I care , They can Monitor anything, I have Reliable document that will back you up just in case, so I should be comfortable that you understand the true position of things and can handle them successfully and perfectly well.
Please feel free to ask any question for improved understanding.
Get back in touch.
Nick.

Nick,
You can sure talk up a storm when you have to. I try to keep things a little shorter so as not to clog the lines of communication – old habit from Corps days.
I don't know why Glyn Jones is out to get you. The office environment at Fidelity seems to be full of intrigue and backstabbing. It was never so bad way back when. In any case, I nuked the emails when I got them – sorry about that.
You say I can only show the UBS documents to the bank after the business is over. Suppose they ask to see them before them? If I refuse, it'll make them suspicious. I've looked over the papers and I can't see anything that looks wrong. If there's anything in them that might cause trouble, then it'd be a good idea to gorram well let me know!
The thing that you've missed in this is that I'm not talking about receiving the money – I'm talking about sending the fees. I will have to show some of the papers to enable that.
Final note – "You have to get to the bridge first then you can think of on how to cross the bridge". Are you a Scientologist?
Malcolm

26 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank you for your email, Forgive me with my talking habits but I have to explain detail to you more clearly. I will try as much as I can to keep communication as shot as possible. I fancy you corps security lifestyle in coding communication.
Yes you can only show the UBS documents to the bank after the business is over. Because of the fundamentals for a successful accomplishment in a Deal of this magnitude. Your Bank and UBS must not have knowledge of this Deal. Because we have used them as a funnel to route our fund. Yes The Documents from UBS Should be Correct and authentic because I did my Work at this end perfectly well and you have to Continue with that same tradition till finalization. Sending money to Fraser Morgan is where we are at moment which is purely your responsibility, Your Role performance that needs technical attention, So You just have to fashion a way to make sure that Mr. Fraser Morgan get his fees without any smell or hitches now and your bank must not ask you question if you must send money to Fraser Morgan through them. Find a way to work this out with your bank, if possible breaking them down in two bits to enable you get them across to Mr. Fraser Morgan Account without any disturbance. Professionally speaking, for us to achieve success in this Deal at this stage, We have to close up spaces that may lead to any form of suspicion. We have to Block prying eyes that may trigger unnecessary monitoring that could lead to unwanted investigation. I have done my Bit and you have to Get this accomplished and successfully for the future of our families. Think a way; you understand the environment at your end much better. Please let me know if you will be sending to Mr. Fraser Morgan this week. Nick.

26 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today and how is everything? Doc Sam was in touch, he said you are now very sound in health, so you are out of his hands. He still Complains not receiving my Emails For two weeks now, this is Incredible, The Doctor need some IT Help, The hacker must be Cracking his Communication Nose, He needs some updated security in his online communication.
Please Can You help me get His Phone Number, So I can Call and speak with him, and provide him some advise on what to do.
Yes Fidelity is a Massive Money Spinning Environment so most sophisticated intrigues, backstabbing must outplay itself at the highest levels, As You Know i am Not a Pushover, I know and Understand My Onions, I Pull My Triggers when it All Matters, I am So Blessed To meet and Have you as My personal friend and my Investment Partner, I feel Fulfilled that You have the Kind of Sound Understanding that I need as an Investment partner, I can Assure you, You will never Regret your Relationship with me. Lets work together with Full Mutual Cooperation, Dedication and Courage. We can never fail. This is our Own Opportunity, A Great Opportunity and I want you to accept and believe with me that The Great Secret of Success is for a Man to be ready when his opportunity comes
The important issue now is For you to send your Fees To Mr. Fraser Morgan Without Your Bank asking questions or Any bank You May use for this purpose. This you must achieve. Very significant of your Role in this Project, We have to approach this last stage with wisdom so that the fund can low into your account unsuspectingly without problems. No One must See or have any knowledge of those Documents You got from UBS for now Please Keep them highly Confidential, this is Vital, You can Never know who is watching. Keep sealed lips till finalization. Try to Communicate with Mr. Fraser Morgan and let him know you are not ignoring him, Tell him you are working to get his fees together and will be sending tom shortly. Forget about Glyn Jones, he is a Nobody, I will sponsor the Facilitation of His Dismissal very soon, He is Fraudulent in nature, Have Nothing to do with him, he is lost. When are you sending your Fees to Mr. Fraser Morgan of UBS? Please let me Know when you have concluded with your Medibank. Gloria is happy this Morning and she is doing very well so also is Lawrence.
Remain Blessed,
Nick

Nick,
I've lost count of the times when it's taken me ages to figure out what you mean. This is one time when I don't regret being hard of hearing - talking to you on the phone must be really frustrating.
I still do not understand your obsession with keeping my bank in the dark. There's nothing illegal from their point of view; what would really get them suspicious is if I refused to show them the paperwork. The law is that sizeable transactions need the proper documentation. Hell's teeth, I know you know that, so why are you trying to mess with my head? Furthermore, breaking it down would mean that they'd see that as trying to bend the rules. That guarantees suspicion!
Will I be paying Fraser Morgan this week? No. Even if the final bills arrive tomorrow, making payments would take me through to next week at the earliest.
I had to go to the hospital to pick up the MRI scans - I'd asked for hard copies - and I spoke to Dr Sheppard briefly; I'll tell you in answer to your other message.
Malcolm

Nick,
Dr Sheppard told me that he's trying to get through to you but no dice. I don't know what the problem is with you and ncrypt – I've used it myself a few times without any hassles.
BTW – if you're going to get tough with Glyn Jones, then for the love of Pete don't just sponsor his gorram dismissal – fire him! Pull the gorram triggers!
I'm glad for Gloria and Lawrence. Send them my regards.
Malcolm
PS - what do you think of Justine and Candace?

27 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank you for your message, For Dr. Sam, I recieved all his email till date but the problems is that he is not recieving my own emails. Please Ask Dr. Sam To send me His own home Phone Number so i can reach him on phone since email has failed.
nick

Mr Morgan,
Please be informed that payment will be made as soon as possible. However, the need to settle medical expenses means that I will have to await reimbursement from my medical insurance policy for your charges to be met.
Malcolm Reynolds

27 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Try To Understand what I mean. The law is that sizeable transactions need the proper documentation. I know you know that, But please forgive me, I am not trying to mess with your head. Neither am I asking you to lie. The Truth is that we must Do what we have to do to achieve success in this Deal. This is our " DEAL" Everything must look Legal to their point of view till the Deal is done and over with. This is a New technical development, Your bank Must Not see the Document before the fund gets to your Bank but After the Fund is Confirmed Credit in your Account they can ask for the Documents , you can then show them with others that i will give to you. I am knowledgeable about these things, try to listen and follow my direction. I am in the field I should know better. This may seem difficult for you but we cannot afford failure at this stage. Break the amount, Send it to him in two different transaction, one in a day and the other another day. If possible send the money to him from two different banks. As long as your fees get to his destination Account correctly. In any case the Bank ask for your reason in sending money to Fraser Morgan, Your answer should be that You want to fund Your Retirement Investment with Your Fund Manager in the UK Fidelity. Simple. Do not Blow the trumpet without the arrival of the messiah. Try to reason with me along this line. There are multiple International Financial Agencies monitoring and investigating flow of funds in the banks which you cannot see. Your bank can never tell you, the moment you tender the document before the Business is over, you cannot guarantee the extent of damage these agencies could cost. And this deal could be truncated. So we have to protect and guide our Project to Fruition. Please Help me with the home Phone Number of Dr. Sam.
Nick.

27 March 2008
ATTN: MR. MALCOLM P. REYNOLDS,
WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE , WE ARE VERY MUCH AWARE OF YOUR MEDICAL PROBLEMS BUT THIS OFFICE FIND IT VERY IMPORTANT TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY INVESTOR FROM FIDELITY INVESTMENT CORPORATION IN THIS CATEGORY THAT IS YET TO CLAIM HIS ENTITLEMENT. SO WE URGE THAT YOU FIND IT NECESSARY TO CLAIM YOUR FUND WITHIN THE SHORTEST PERIOD FROM NOW FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. FURTHERMORE, THIS OFFICE WILL APPRECIATE THAT YOU PRESENT A MORE SPECIFIC DATE YOU WILL COMPLETE AND RETURN YOUR PAYMENT FORM. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE APPRECIATED.
YOURS TRULY,
MR. FRASER MORGAN.

Nick,
I'll do it if I can - no promises! BTW, why send the same request in code? And yes, I did contact Fraser Morgan.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
Whether I'm the first or the last doesn't matter a damn to anyone, least of all you. Just stop getting all worked up about it.
Also - at this stage I can't give any specific date. I suggest you just wait for the time to arrive.
Malcolm Reynolds

28 March 2008
Dear Malcolm, Please I will be Very Grateful To you if you can get me Doc Sam Home Phone Number Today. It will be Good and Godly to help him save other people lives. The world will be a better place when we love and help each other. For, Justine and Candace, if the picture i saw is something to go by, they are beautiful young ladies, I imagined how you will be sandwiching you self in-between lovely things. You are yet to tell me about your daughter, you briefly talked about that while you were in the hospital. Hope you are getting it right with the Medibank? Waiting for your response. Nick

Liza will join the bait in due course, just so you know.

Nick,
Didn't I say that I'd lived every man's fantasy that week? Well, Justine and Candace really knew what they were doing and then some! It was one week I'll never forget - especially when they both went down on me at once. Hoo-ah!
I settled the hospital bills today – $19,690 overall. Now you know why I really value medical insurance! I won't be able to lodge the claims until Monday.
One final thing – I have told you about Liza almost right from the start. I suppose you don't want to remember how you urged me to hit her up for cash when she arrived! Do you remember now? At the moment she's still in Sydney – talking about applying for permanent residency. I'm not sure how to take that...
Malcolm

29 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Is it too difficult for you to get me the Home Phone Number of your Doc Sam?... Yes I can feel your Romantic ecstasy when Two Tall Looking Beautiful young Blond like what you showed me on the picture Went down on you at once. You must be very lucky man.
Okay, You will be making Lodgment to your Insurance company by Monday Next week, if I may ask, How Long does it take them to reimburse you?
Always keep Constant Touch with Mr. Fraser Morgan, .
Nick

Nick,
I'll try to get Dr Sheppard's number, but bear in mind that I can't call him at the hospital (no phone) and I can't drive down there (no car). I'll see if Kaylee can either call him or give me a lift.
Look, if push comes to shove, I can try to relay messages to him if there's no other way; or maybe Kaylee can. Just do me a favor though; what exactly is going on? I've only got bits of this. Is it something to do with the treatment Gloria got?
BTW - I should never have told you about Justine and Candace. You sound oh-so-jealous...
Malcolm

31 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are You Today and thank you for your Email Message. but who is Kaylee?, How is related to You? If he can give you a Lift that will be fine so you can get me his Home Phone Number yourself. Actually the situation is Beyond Gloria Treatment most probably more of Personal Content that needed caution, So i need to speak with him Directly, this is very important. Yes obviously you will benefit from this but just be part of it this way as i will give you more details when i am able to speak with Doc Sam on the Phone. so try as much as possible to get me the number. BTW-- Please, let me save my head, I should not be Jealous, I am only Happy for you. From the Picture i saw of Justine and Candace, They possess the Powers of a beautiful Woman and Never will you underestimate the Powers of a woman.
Waiting for the Phone number,
Nick.

Nick,
You need some help with your memory – Kaylee is a she! You know this; she contacted you when I had that DVT problem. She's Simon's girlfriend. Anything else you don't recall?
The news was a bit of a surprise; Doctor Sheppard basically told he'd "had enough of this whole business and planned to use some other avenue". That's what Kaylee told me he told her. I'm baffled by that. He had a chance to do something massive and he baulked! Go figure.
BTW – you have issues with women. I don't want to hear about them. You got that?
Malcolm

31 March 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Please lets forget About Doc Sam, I Have sent him Several Emails but he keep saying he is not receiving them, but I Get all his email, even the one he just sent to me now.
What I hate and dislike in life is people been Inconsistent and negligent with their approach to matters of serious important with life. It is bad to start what you cannot finish. Malcolm I feel highly disappointed this kind of gobbledygook.
Please get this straight, I get all your Emails and you get all my Emails, Why is Doc Sam Claim he is not receiving me Emails, among many High profiled personalities I Communicate with everyday. He should check himself, but let him understand that I am astringent that he has just wasted my humble time for nothing. I trusted in him because of you.
Lets get down on something more serious, what is the update on development with you and Mr. Fraser Morgan? When exactly are you sending him his fees so that our Fund Can is released to your Account so we can use that fund in some more Investment activities. Please try and get more serious with the situation and once again, you have to be more of the inside, keep sealed lip at this Final stage. Make sure You Do Not divulge any information to the finalization of this Deal to anyone who is not relivant to the scheme of things. [ VERY IMPORTANT ]
In just less than an Hour from now, I will be in Scotland for a meeting I will definitely be back tomorrow or so.
Lawrence Said how is Uncle Malc, So tell him You are fine and you are doing well so I can Show him the email, He just like asking after you.
Nick.

Nick,
I'll pass it on when I can. No guarantees though – either when he gets the number, or if he ever calls you back.
Which part of Scotland are you visiting? Wouldn't mind a picture or two. Is it the Saudis again?
And who's caring for Lawrence?
Malcolm

02 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Yes you guessed right, the Saudi Monarch is just unnecessarily full of themselves. The Saudi Crown prince who must endorse the investment contract was not available yesterday evening the meeting was scheduled to be held. So all is rescheduled to a future date. Fidelity want them into a long term investment on the proceed of the country wealth. They are one of the World Largest producers of this Black Gold. Though the stuff they have contains some little amount of sulfur which gives the other OPEC countries of the world an edge over them. Countries like Iraq, Kuwait, Iran in the middle east and likes of Angola, Sudan, Nigeria and others in Africa that have large deposit of the Brent Crude with 100% Sulfur free content.
I am back to the United Kingdom and at home.
Have you been able to get it going with your insurance company? I will appreciate to know exactly when you intend to pay Mr. Fraser Morgan. This is very important, I heard some thing this evening concerning outstanding investors payment with all Fidelity Clearing Houses around the world.
If you will allow me use this word in its real meaning, Please and I am appealing that you see the need to get focused and put this transaction on top of all your endeavors of the day. Accord it the right and appropriate priority attention it deserves.
Because this Fund supposed to be sitting in your account right now as we speak if not for your delays. Try to get my phone number across to Dr. Sam so he can call me, I will like to speak with him. Nick.

Nick,
I had to wait a day or so to reply as I was gorram angry.
"Because this Fund supposed to be sitting in your account right now as we speak if not for your delays" - do you think I arranged for any of this? Trust me when I say I didn't purposely get that infection and all the trouble that went with it! You of all people should understand that when things go wrong, you have to cope.
Now - you can stop playing peekaboo and explain "I heard some thing this evening concerning outstanding investors payment with all Fidelity Clearing Houses around the world". I don't want some boondoggle; I want the facts! Is that clear?
Malcolm

03 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Thank you for your Email Message but you should not be angry over my last email, I am never angry with your delays caused by your health problems. Why should I? I virtually was in the hospital with you all the while, I made sure I Communicate with you on daily basis, I Feel the Pains with you. Hey!! Come On, You cannot get Angry just like that , We have Come a Long way Together, We have been with each other during trying and Difficult times, we are more like brothers now.
Sorry for all the inconveniencies. The situation on what is going on now with Fidelity and Our Clearing Houses does not affect us at moment but we just have to move more wisely and more quickly, Fidelity have instituted a committee to recover all unclaimed investors share dividend and benefits, the banks accredited to this funds are to provide Detail Statement on all transaction because such fund are lying in the account of our clearing house banks without proper investment policy on them. Such funds are from private individuals that have died and cannot be traced from a period to this date. But our transaction is not yet in that date category but we just have to get out of that Train once and for all. In other words the situation is so sensitive that we have to maintain absolute confidentiality with the deal.
No Financial Institution in your area must know the true content of this project now. They can know latter when the Fund is Confirmed and sitting comfortable in your Bank Account. Yes. ( Experience in Fund Funneling ) Keep those documents of transfer from the possible eyes of any bank or any other financial agents.
I find it pleasing to ask you how and when you are possibly going to send to Your Mr. Fraser Morgan of UBS his charges. What extent is your movement with your insurance company?. The Positive aspect of the situation is that the Moment they get this one time charge, your investor fund (IF) will be in your account swiftly without any hurdle.
Lastly, were you able to give my phone# to Doc Sam? I am yet to hear from
Try to respond today,
Nick.

05 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today? Hope all is well, Did you get my email, Please Update me accordingly.
Nick

Get ready, the next obstacle is about to appear.

Nick,
I got a message from Medibank Private – not sure what to make of it but they want me to visit their office and talk to my "case manager", one Bangla Dupree. I don't know what they're up to but I don't feel optimistic.
I'll let you know what happens.
Malcolm

I had no idea anyone could contract malaria in the UK!

06 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How you are today and how is everything? I did not hear from you over the weekend about development with your medi Bank!
How did it Go?
Please I am appealing that you should try everything humanly possible to see that our fund is in your account this week. It will be a big blessing for us all.
Actually i did not know the amount you are sending to Fraser Morgan, I suggest if possible Communicate with him and ask him if you can send his charges in small portions, so that you can start sending him small as you can get them, this can help, instead of waiting for the whole amount once.
I know what am saying. We have to get this Deal Done and over with as quickly as possible.
Eunice is Good Today and Lawrence developed Malaria Parasite, I will take him to the Hospital this Morning.
Take care!
Nick

Next up; what Bangla Dupree said...

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:11 pm

We open with some bad news for Nick.

Nick,
You just beat me to it! I was all ready to send you an update...
OK – I didn't reply over the weekend as the meeting with Ms Dupree wasn't until today. She's young and quite attractive, but it was all business. What it comes down to is that Medibank Private has taken the view that my infection was mostly caused by the long-term effects of my old training injury, which I didn't declare when I signed up, making it a pre-existing condition; so they're going to pay me at the lower rate – if they pay out at all!
Now this of course is pure bullshit. I definitely listed every injury I'd ever had (it's quite a list; broken right leg, gunshot wound to left leg, severe sprain to left shoulder, two broken ribs – and of course the permanent tinnitus) when I joined up. However, that seems to have been lost in the system. I may have a bit of a fight on my hands. God knows I can't afford to lose it all – the payments on my flat have to be maintained, for one thing.
I'll have to go to the bank tomorrow and work out what my assets are. My military pension is paid quarterly, but that's not due for a month, and it isn't the tourist season any longer, so the income from training is all but dried up. I'll get back to you once I know more.
Tell Lawrence that my thoughts are with him. Malaria's a bad thing to get - that's why I got immunized courtesy of the Corps. It'll be with him for years if they don't treat him well.
Malcolm

08 April 2008
Dear Malcolm
Actually , i was not surprised that your Mdibank Private will give this kind of a bullshit talk, I faced the same situation here in the case of Gloria with my health insurance company , till date i am yet to get paid. I am struggling in pains to borrow from all angles to sustain her treatment all this while.
The situation with these government health finance agency is becoming more unreliable these days which make health care unbearable for the poor.
Well, we have to get down to our business without any future delays, Have you been able to get any words from Mr. Fraser Morgan recently?. Like i told you that you have to move now. Take the bull by the Horn. Do whatever you have to do and get our funds in your Account this week. Very important.
My financial position here at present have deteriorated beyond all imagination. so we all need this fund, try as much as possible to pay Mr. Fraser Morgan as urgently as possible so that they will release our fund to you so you can make some funds available for our use here. My Life and the future of my family depend on you now.
Please do not fail us this week.
May God Enable.
Nick

Nick,
Things aren't good. I spent most of the day checking figures – and they don't give me anything to smile over. With Medibank playing hardball, I'm close to the limit. I don't dare touch my mortgage repayments – actually I'm locked in to what I'm paying now – and I have my savings left over, but that's just $1100 for just over three weeks of everything. I can meet utility bills on my credit card, but that's almost the only crumb of comfort I have. Short of borrowing – which I hate to do – that's it. There's a chance of a tour group this weekend, but I don't have confirmation yet, and even that won't cover a fraction of what's needed.
Payment this week is literally impossible. I won't put any spin on it. I can try to see about borrowing some cash, but the bank already has its hooks in me over the mortgage, and the chances of getting anything else out of them ain't good. If I try to borrow from my friends, they'll want to know why, and I don't want to lie to them.
I'm sorry to have to tell you all this.
Malcolm

Nick peppers his reply with as many proverbs and aphorisms as he can find.

09 April 2008
Dear Malcolm.
Thank you for your Deep Heart Talk Email Message, I understand your position very well. From all you have said, you should not be sorry to have told me all this. One thing you should understand is that We Have come a long way together and we understand each other too well. We have to know, Trust and believe in ourselves. Your problems are my problems and My Progress is your Progress, The Price of Greatness Is Responsibility
You see, all I am Saying is that Both of us are in deep financial crisis Now, Caused by Unavoidable Natural health problems, we all have Spent money that we are now in need But Most Importantly, Our only Saving Grace at moment is that you MUST SUCCESFULLY Accomplish this Deal as Quickly as Possible. So that we can be Financial empowered for once.
I still Remember the Motivational Spirit Talk of Late Great Napoleon Hill of Blessed memory, He Said and I Quotes When Wealth Begins To Come, It Comes So Quickly And In Such Large Amounts That You Wonder Where It Has Hidden During All Those Days and Also you must agree with me that We Do Not Meet Success Except With Reiterated Efforts.
Definitely, When The Heart Is Willing, It Will Find A Thousand Ways, But Where It Is Unwilling It Will Find A Thousand Excuses. You just have to be Courageous with the Situation. If Indeed You have to borrow, So Be It But it will be the Last Resort where all youre other efforts failed. I myself borrowed at a Point to accomplish the Success of this Deal to this present finalization Stage where you are now in Charge. I indeed borrowed from my friends but I never disclose the content of this deal to them because, Until a Rotten Teeth is Pulled Out, The Mouth Must Chew with Caution. The Heart of men is cavernous and hidden. The Worst Enemy is People that come to you pretending to be friends.
Please Try to Understand that Any Fund We have Borrowed for the Accomplish of this Great Endeavour must be Paid Back in Full With a Reasonable Interest. I have my List, Any Fund you have Spent on this Deal and which youre going to spend towards the Finalization of this project will be Paid Back from the Fund when in your Account, So If you must have to borrow from friend, Your must not divulge the Content of this Deal to anyone, The Confidential Strength of A Deal of this magnitude Should be maintained For a successful outcome. You must find a way.
Lastly, I will appreciate if you can confidently let me know when exactly you will be able to finalize this Deal. I want this fund in Your Account as quickly as possible; you are now in Charge and you CANNOT Fail.
Nick

Nick,
Spare me the bromides, will ya? The problems we have can't be reduced by quoting old platitudes. We just have to acknowledge that luck's against us and work even harder to get around it.
I will ask this - why not use this deal to gain support? I'd have thought that knowing someone's coming into a lot of money would make borrowing easier, not harder, because of the certainty of payback. It's when we have the money that we have to watch out for our new friends - not before!
I have another appointment with Bangla Dupree this afternoon. I may have to apply for all my old Corps documentation to back myself up, and that'll take time too – maybe a flight to Canberra to the US Embassy to get it done.
Which brings me to the final point – no, I have no gorram idea when I'll be able to pay Fraser Morgan. I'm sorry to have to tell you bad news, but facts are facts.
Is Lawrence OK? And what's the latest on Gloria? And who is Eunice?
Malcolm

10 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I am indeed surprised at your present disposition. Why are we unlucky? Is it because of your inabilities? Or a level of unreliability. Honestly I cannot fathom the trend you are handling this deal at this concluding period. I am not happy that you have decided to move sluggishly with this project. Why do you want to Place this deal on a Bill board before your friends just because you need financial assistance from them? This is ridiculous, beside if you cannot confidentially accomplish this Deal in a Dynamic and successful manner, please let me know, I am indeed tired of all these delays. The sanctity of the Great Endeavour must be maintained, because that is the Rule of the Game So we have no option than to keep secrets secret, I am in the Financial Movement World, I know what I am saying and out years of experience.
I have asked this question before and will ask you again. HOW MUCH IS NEEDED TO PAY MR. FRASER MORGAN? Please let me know the Amount and How Much do you think you can be able to come up within seven days from today? Definitely I am ready to assist you pay Mr. Fraser Morgan.
It is True I am Broke here but I have just one car, and I am Ready to sell my car to raise some money and support your effort so that this project will be done and over with this time. I need this Deal Concluded in the next seven days from today. This is my only hope, the life hope of my family is tied on this Deal, and you cannot treat the concluding stage of this deal with levity, So they say two good heads is better than one.
Eunice is the first daughter of my wife eldest sister, sorry that I talked about her, you have not known her. She stays in Geneva with her Husband but came to our home because she is heavy and expecting so she need the closeness of Gloria. Lawrence is getting better but the Test indicated M.Typhoid parasite in his system. Lawrence is such a wonderful Boy. He called me this Morning and said, I will love to meet your brother Uncle Malcolm. I told him that we will be traveling to Australia next week to see Malcolm and only when he gets well. It was Funny, Lawrence Jumped up and say Dad am well and Ok. I cannot understand what he finds in your person, may be God have designed this relationship. We must find a way around this situation and fast.
Respond with answer so I can know how we can cooperate and confront the hurdle before us.
Nick.

I was away at a fantasy-themed live action role playing game that weekend, and there were zombies in play, so I wasn't lying.

Nick,
If you really think that I DECIDED to mess up this project, then maybe we don't have any more to say to each other.
If you think that I should approach my friends for a loan of over US$15,000, and either refuse to tell them why – or lie to their faces – then perhaps I don't want to do things your way.
I told you before, and I'll tell you again; Fraser Morgan wants £8,000, or just under $16,000. In the next seven days I could raise no more than a quarter of that without resorting to outright borrowing, or if Bangla Dupree comes to her senses. In that respect, I have to go to Canberra, probably on Tuesday, to arrange via the US Embassy for original documentation that I quoted to Medibank Private when I joined. That way I can prove that they knew about my ear damage from the git-go, and they can pay back my gorram money. The chances of that being done in the next seven days are minimal at best.
BTW – why did you tell Lawrence that you'll be in Australia next week? He is going to be so broken up! There is no way in hell anyone would arrange for travel in his condition. You shouldn't have built up his hopes.
I'm having an early night. My survivalist wannabes turned out to be a big disappointment - some of them were walking around like zombies a lot of the time, and I'm pooped out.
Malcolm

13 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today? Thank you for your Email, All is well and Good, Please Do Not Mind Lawrence, I just tried to put him on that scale but he failed because he is still seriously sick at moments which have ruled out any possibility for the travel to Australia till another three weeks at best. He should be Ok in Health by then, but he is so eager to meet with you because the way I speak of you, he feels you are the only closet personality in my life today, He Sees you as a Big Uncle just like his out sibling Counterparts at the Buckingham P of Great Britain.
Malcolm, Try To Understand me I am NOT thinking that you have decided to mess up the Project I feel the delays was caused by Circumstances beyond our control But We cannot Give up. This is the First time you are telling me Mr. Fraser Morgan needed Just 8,000 Pounds, Which I Know too well that under normal circumstances You can Handle comfortably but because of our present situation caused by your health problems and condition I will struggle to support your efforts. This is the time we will appreciate the Spirit of our Mutual Cooperation in this Investment Relationship. We have to come together here.
However, we should Come together and solve our problems so we can cross this only hurdle without compromising the moral principles of this Sort of a Deal for a successful outcome. Yes The Whole essence is for this Fund to get into your Account Unsuspectingly without any problems. This is the only objective we must achieve. I have decided to put my car for sale; I am going to realize only 3,000 Pounds. Actually the Cost of the car is much higher than this but they will keep the car for a time and if I do not pay them back at that time they will take the car, a Sort of a car Loan. I am going use the Train for this One week.
Please you should try to see how you can raise the remaining within this time Frame.
Also and very importantly, try to communicate with Mr. Fraser Morgan that you will send him His Fees or Charges by Western Union Money Transfer; ask him For a Name and Address to Make the Western Union. Appeal to him but Make it clear to Him that Your Health Problems which they know have put a drain in your Finances. That You have Arranged for his fees to Be paid segmental, Your Brother will send him 3,000 Pounds by Western Union. He should confirm when sent and received. Get the name and other Information and let me Know.
Have a Great day.
Nick.

Nick,
I'll be brief. DON'T send anything by Western Union - what's the point when he gave me a perfectly good bank account to transfer money to?
Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso.New York Intern Branch.
Swift Code: PNBPUS3NNYC.
Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAI
Bank Addres: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINA
Swift Code: ABOCCNBJ090
Account NO: 09-771314040003271
Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD
Make sure you've set a reasonable time frame for that car loan.
I should be in Canberra tomorrow and the day after, and I don't really know if I can write to you while I'm there.
Say hi to Lawrence and Gloria - and Eunice too, I guess!
Malcolm

14 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
From professional angle, I cannot understand too well the rational with this Account you gave me to be right with UBS operating your Transaction from United Kingdom base. If Fraser Morgan of UBS is transferring our investment fund from Britain, He must provide an Account payable in UK or better still a Western Union payable in UK.
Communicate with Mr. Fraser Morgan and ask him to reconfirm this Account to avoid wrong payment which may cause another kind of delays. This is very important. Please I will like to see the documents of transfer you have received from Mr. Morgan; I need to study them for proper understanding. forward a copy to me today.
So you will be in Canberra till Thursday or so? However, I have settled with the car company, there will be no problems on my side; you should try to work within the time frame set on your own side. The moment you confirm your payment with Mr. Fraser Morgan and i will Follow with My payment immediately and you will confirm from Fraser Morgan that my own payment is in his Account.
But You Must Communicate with Fraser Morgan and let him know that You are making his payment segmental, this is very important so he will understand how the payment is coming to him. Always try to let me know your conversations with Mr. Morgan so I can understand and advice where necessary.
Wishing you safe journey and try to stay in touch.
Nick.

Nick,
Just a quick message - what with airfares and hotel accommodation and meals, things are a tad expensive, and internet cafes charge an arm and a leg here. Thank God for credit cards!
I don't get the point about the bank in the UK. If I can pay Fraser Morgan through a bank in China –then why can't you? Hell, we're paying the same thing! And no way is Western Union "better". I'm getting flashbacks to those arguments we had over your dumbass brother in law. Please don't start that again!
I won't be able to send any documents until I get back to Alice Springs as they're on my hard drive there, and thus a tad inaccessible. I can tell Fraser Morgan - it's up to him if he accepts partial payments. Cross fingers...
I probably won't be able to get in touch again before Thursday. Stay cool.
Malcolm

15 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Take care ,::: Well I have no problems with Fraser Morgan choice of Account as long as he specify and confirmed authentic. i will pay as you direct me, you are in charge, I depend on you for information on development.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
My financial situation remains critical and full payment remains unlikely in the near future. A partial payment may be possible in the next few days, but I need to confirm the viability of payment to the account given as follows.
Intermediary Bank: Wachovia Bank National Asso.New York Intern Branch.
Swift Code: PNBPUS3NNYC.
Bank Name: AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHAI
Bank Addres: NO 26 ZHONG SHAN RD (EL) SHANGHAI, CHINA
Swift Code: ABOCCNBJ090
Account NO: 09-771314040003271
Account Name: SHANGHAI FORTUNE MACHINERY CO,LTD
Thank you.
Malcolm Reynolds

17 April 2008
Attn: Mr. Renold P. Malcolm,
We have just Concluded Deliberations on your Request with Due Respect to your health Situation, the Management Have accepted to Grant you the Opportunity to Pay your Charges payment as you have Requested . Furthermore, Be Guided that The AGRICULTURAL BANK OF CHINA SHANGHA which you have specified is No More Valid for this Transaction. You are now required to Make your payment to this New Bank Account Below: Alternatively, You are Also Allowed To Use WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSAFER. New Account Details ABBEY BANK ATTN: ELVIS AGBONTAEN SORT CODE: 090000 ACCOUNT NUMBER: 00050005 REF; X13190690AGB ADDRESS: 15-16 MARKET SQUARE BROMLEY KENT BR1 1NA
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan.

18 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today and how was your trip? Hope you are back and safe!! Just want to know, Stay in Touch.
Nick.

Mr Morgan,
You've managed to get my name wrong and backwards - I'm so impressed (not).
I hope that some payment should be made in the near future.
Malcolm Reynolds

18 April 2008
Attn: Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
Sorry for the Mistake in your Name it was due to tyopgrhaphical error. We will want to know your Time for this your payment so as to enable us get your Request fully documented within this Timing in your transfer File.
Yours Truly, Fraser Morgan.

Nick,
I got back yesterday and spent a lot of today in the Medibank Office drinking really bad coffee. Didn't get very far – even when I proved that the serial codes on my USMC discharge papers were coded into the computer, it was like "So that bit's true. Doesn't mean the rest is."
I think Bangla Dupree must be some frustrated prosecutor – every bit of evidence I have is fought over worse than Betio or Iwo Jima! Unfortunately I won't be able to make any more progress before Monday as of course the office is closed on weekends.
I don't know exactly which document you want – let me know if the one I've attached is OK.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
I am so glad that it was a mistake and not done on purpose!!
As for timing - I can only repeat that there's no way of knowing for sure. You'll just have to be patient, OK?
Malcolm Reynolds

19 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
You are Welcome, Good you arrived safely, Ok I will wait for your action on Monday, However, I need any of the last Transfer Document from Mr. Fraser Morgan.
Also, have you been able to reconfirm the Account payment details from Morgan?
Kindly Update me Accordingly.
Lawrence is looking good and bright but Gloria have been moved to another private |Hospital where she will be at the concluding stage of her medication before she could be confirmed fully Cured but she is Very Strong now.
How I wish you should see the possibilities for us concluding this Project by Tuesday next week, I have Concluded with the Car Loan Company, I will Sing for the Money the Moment you have raised yours and I will immediately second your own Payment.
May God Be with You.
Nick.

Nick,
I sent you a transfer document. Are you sure your computer isn't stripping off attachments? Check your spam filter, just in case!
I was wrong about the bank account – for some reason they don't want me to use it. Try this one instead:
ABBEY BANK
ATTN: ELVIS AGBONTAEN
SORT CODE: 090000
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 00050005
REF; X13190690AGB
ADDRESS: 15-16 MARKET SQUARE BROMLEY KENT BR1 1NA
Good news about Lawrence – and as for Gloria, what's to say? It's a gorram miracle! I'm surprised that the papers haven't heard about it. I'll let Dr Sheppard know, FWIW.
About the money – maybe I got the wrong end of the pineapple here, but wasn't the plan that you send the money from the car to Mr Morgan to keep them sweet while I try to get some sense from Bangla Dupree?
I have no idea how long it'll take – those bureaucrats can dig in like Alabama ticks if they want to give you grief.
Take care y'all!
Malcolm

21 April 2008
Attn: Malcolm Reynolds,
The Board of Ministers have this Morning moved to urgently respond to your request as it regards delays and inabilities caused by severe health implications which you have earlier indicated. The Board have Endorsed that You should be able as you are allowed to make the payment of 60% of your total Charges on your requested First Installments Payment which must be backed up with your dully Signed promissory Note containing your reasonable timing for your Last payment charge will be made to activate the Final release of your Investors fund.
Yes you now have a chance to make negotiation with the Board for a Waiver after your First 60% Payment is made. Basically and pragmatically insulated that When you are able to Make the payment today or tomorrow 22 April, 2008, The Bank can Consider Honoring a Waiver on your behalf. Very Possible. We will like to remind you again that time is scarce .
Truly Yours,
Mr. Fraser Morgan

21 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I just came back from the Hospital, Lawrence case developed again but he is better now
Yes, I am ready to send My 3,000 Pounds to this New Account You have provided but I feel it More Wise that You go Ahead and send to them the One you have already as you last told me that you could raise no more than a quarter of that without resorting to outright borrowing.
Honestly Malcolm, We should Do everything humanly Possible To Get this Project Concluded this day. Please let me Know Immediately when you have send them what you have and I will second your payment, I will send you the payment Slip and you will just forward them to Mr. Fraser Morgan and he will confirm the payment. I have sent My Confidant to the Car Company and he will pick the Money and head straight to the bank to wire to that Account. So You should move to wire what you have immediately so that by tomorrow we see what can be Done, I am seriously Struggling to see what I should be able to come up with after this. The people I borrowed money from are all on me I need to get them paid this week and I depend on you for this.
Nick

Mr Morgan,
If you seriously want me to negotiate, then lay off the gorram ultimatums! What you're saying seems to be "60% within 24-48 hours, then sign a promissory note".
I can't pay even a fraction of that amount in the timeframe you've given. That's a fact, and nothing can change it.
We're back to square one. BTW - why is time scarce?
Malcolm Reynolds

"Dashaka" refers to the standard Russian heavy machine-gun.

Nick,
I'm glad to hear that Lawrence is OK but that's no solace when I read what's next!
Yes, I remember what I said. That figure would have left me with nothing. My credit card is not looking healthy and I can't live on air. The Canberra trip ate up a lot of my funds.
Right now I'm poorer than at any time in my life. I've always paid my way, one way or another, and being this close to the edge is gorram frightening! I've faced Iraqi AAA and SAMs and Somali militias with RPGs and Dashakas, and they worried me less than the numbers in front of me.
Borrowing money would break security, so I can't do that.
I don't know where to go. Fraser Morgan wants 60% payment in two days, with some sort of contract to cover the rest. He sucks – royally.
Malcolm

Nick,
Please give him that three grand. We need time!
Malcolm

Nick's temper frays badly and he says a few things that Mal will not overlook.

22 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Sincerely, I find it difficult to understand your true Position in this concluding stage of this project, Honestly you frightened me with your shaky and unreliable standing point. You say this today and tomorrow you say another which keep shifting your goal Post.
Remember i trusted your words and i believed in your person to have mortgaged my only car that i use here for my daily movement with all hope that you understand the reality of the situation. From the look of things, You have failed to appreciate the priority importance of this Endeavour. This is painful for my person because i have believed in you, Do not try to whack me over, it will not be Good, I have had Enough, i cannot take this hardship anymore.
Please let me know what you have planned to do now, because It will not be wise for me to Send Three Grand when Fraser Morgan wants 60% of 8,000 Grand. In two days, which I know is possible only if you are serious with your efforts. if I am putting Down 3,000 and you put down 2,000 which is the quarter, this makes the 60% of 8,000 which UBS needed and Go Ahead and Sign the contract that we will pay when fund are In.
If truly you claim to be broke as i am at moment you need to empty your pocket and get the 2,000 which you have said you can raise So that our fund can be released. We cannot afford to waste more time. I am not trying to force or am I trying to push you but it will be wise enough that You have to do whatever you have to do so that this fund can be released to your Account this week. But In all Honesty, You feel and think you cannot help, Please let me know.
Nick.

22 April 2008
Attn: Malcolm Reynolds,
Look, Your Complians provided the Way I have presented your case Is to Find a way to Assist You. because Time is Scarce. Allowing you to pay 60% supported by a promissory not is rarely given to clients but because of your complained health situation, we cannot afford to ignore helping you out of the situation. We are humans. Whether you can change it or not, the fact remains that Fidelity have issued a 20 days time frame for us to Submit our balance sheet with investors payment, your category inclusive. So it is up to you to take the chance, I have personally offered you all corporate support, So you either accept, it is your money. We are Only Serving as a Gate between you and your Investment Company.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan.

Mal delivers a well-deserved smackdown.

Nick,
I thought you might have some empathy for my position.
Your wife and child are both sick, one dangerously so. You of all people should understand how unexpected things can change your life overnight. Yet you're reacting like some spoiled brat who's just been told he can't go to the funfair.
You mortgaged your car – well, I don't have a car.
You've had a steady job for years – I had to give up my ambitions to rise through the ranks of the Marine Corps.
You are totally self-centred – I've tried to see your side of things all along.
Well, I'm seriously tired of your whining and complaining. "This is painful for my person because i have believed in you" – sounds like you don't believe in me any more. Is this what you really think?
"I am not trying to force or am I trying to push you" – what the Sam Frick are you doing then? You're demanding that I basically leave myself penniless and at the mercy of Fraser Morgan, who's done nothing to inspire confidence! Oh, you're trying to force me all right, and it ain't pretty to see someone lie to himself the way you are!
I'm seeing Bangla Dupree this morning. If there's no joy there, then I'll have to work out which of my friends might grubstake me. By the way – if I'm asked what it's for, I will explain. I don't believe in bullshitting my friends. You might want to remember that.
Malcolm

23 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I have trusted in you so greatly and I believed in your Person so also I will never doubt your Role performance in this Endeavour. From all intent and Purposes, we have come a long way together in this transaction and have maintained a Mutual Understanding in our Project. We are together here. You completely misunderstood my true position being self-centeredness in this Pursuit, Never, if you watch my moves so closely, you will came to understand that what I am fighting for is for our collective happiness. Yes I am Broke but I will not want you to be Broke at the same time. On the other hand, we really do not need Mr. Morgan to encourage our confidence in our own Funds as long as he has all transfer documents dully signed by UBS Authorities. The moment we are able to certify their charges, we will lay hands in our money, simple. There is nothing to prove except if you have other Private deal with Morgan you are not letting me know. Thats OK. Honestly I cannot force you, this is our responsibility. This is our funds, You must Agree with me we all need money now. I sincerely Understand Your position, how things have changed, Yes only change is constant in life, but Only the Heat to comes along with change is the test of the Time. Malcolm, we deserve a change for the better now, this is our time to reap from the fruits of our efforts. I will try to Hold on today to see what you can come up with today because since you have been able to come into terms with Mr. Morgan for 60%, It will be wise for us to send him that Amount same day. If you insist in Borrowing from your friends, Pease do not bullshit your friends but be wise about it simple, because, A Strong Beginning is a Good thing Only when Coupled with a strong finish Nick.

Some preparation for the endgame...

Nick,
Is this your attempt at Tough Love? Well, it ain't working! My drill sergeant pretty much put me through that back when I joined the Corps – won't do any good any more.
I had an idea – actually it's sort of yours. Remember how Liza went to Sydney? Well, she invited me there for the Anzac Day weekend – she's got a flat now (fast worker). You suggested a while back I could try to borrow from her; now's the time. I'll be going tomorrow. If it works... all problems are dealt with.
You might gather, from this, that Bangla Dupree didn't give way. She is one stubborn bitch!
Malcolm

And Nick is suddenly brightening up at the thought of payment...

23 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
What is Anzac Day ? However I can see your Moves, Well If you feel Liza could be of help to you, I wish you the very best on your trip to sudney. When you get to sydney tomorrow, when are you coming back.?
They now hold my car and the Money, i will pick the money when you are ready. You now Hold the Deal from conclusion.
safe journey.
Nick

Next - game over for Nick!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 7:32 am

Nick tries some pressure.

24 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Hope you arrived safely in Sydney!! How is Liza?
Please try and Communicate with Mr. Morgan that You accept his Offer but we need time to get things Together, most likely before the End of the week.
Lawrence is well but Eunice put to bed yester night, the Husband will be here today, may be they will be leaving the next day, So you see my Problems, I will struggle to care for them this Period. The little child is a gift of life.
Malcolm, The need for raw-finance is unavoidable this time. Our Fund in Your Account is a top Priority for us all now.
Nick.

Four of my baiter personae in one place...

Nick,
Sorry not to reply earlier but Liza insisted we go out last night – she wanted me to meet her boyfriend Ross. It seems he was the other reason she came out here – he's a soldier too. His sister came along – so we made an interesting foursome; two grunts and two photomodels. Sure got some attention! Cammy (that's Ross' sister) seems to like me. Ain't that good?
Anzac Day is a military commemoration and it's a major event over here. I don't think there's a British equivalent.
I can't raise the money issue yet – Liza might take it the wrong way, she's got a bit of a temper – so not before the weekend. I should be able to sweet-talk her though.
BTW – "You now Hold the Deal from conclusion" – you were never that tactful, and I've got to make allowances, but still – that's uncalled-for!
Malcolm

Nick,
For the love of Pete, are you having ADD fits? I told you I'd made it to Sydney, as what was happening! Please pay attention, as that would be good...
Perhaps you could borrow some money from Eunice's husband to tide you over. Give it a try, it might work.
I'll get back to you.
Malcolm

Nick tries to use what he thinks is appropriate slang, and fails miserably.

25 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
I can Feel you are having a good Time, Ride on Buddy, Its Good for You. Bt You got to be careful with cammy. That may soon be your in-law I guess.
Just as you have directed that I should Send the Three Grand To Mr. Morgan. , Yes I it was done towards the evening of Wednesday and the fund should be in the Account of Mr. Morgan by now, Contact him and notify him.
This is the situation of the Payment. My Confidant Here Mr. Michael Gordon is the person I used to make the Payment through Allied Irish Bank of Great Britain in Edinburgh. I have attached the payment transfer slip so you can forward to him for his attention and confirmation.
Please You know how I have trusted in your ability, I honestly depend on you for conclusion, also I am of the opinion that if you can immediately send the 2 grand , we are at 60% and you can talk with Mr. Morgan.
We need result now.
Nick.

Personal note - I'm Australian, but I don't drink beer, which is deemed unusual here; I am assured, however, that Australian beer is very strong compared to American and British beers.

Nick,
Don't start on that anti-woman kick again – it really disappoints me. To be honest I'm being careful around Cammy – having a girlfriend as old as my daughter is gorram Freudian!
After the march Ross insisted on taking me to meet some of his mates – they were tickled to meet a Marine; I guess they thought of me as one of their kind (they're not regular soldiers, if you know what I mean). I got to drink quite a few beers – and Aussie beer makes American and British beer taste like soda pop in comparison. Lucky that I've don't get drunk easily...
I'll forward the slip to Fraser Morgan. I should have sounded out Liza by tomorrow or Sunday - after that I don't know how long it'll take to arrange the transfer; hopefully not too long.
Take care now.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
Find attached details of a payment of £3,000 made to your account. Further payments will follow soon.
Regards,
Malcolm Reynolds

26 April 2008
Attn: Malcolm Reynolds,
I am Arriving back to my Office from Manchester - Britain's No.1 student city, It was an award winning Program aimed to Discover our range of research and taught postgraduate programs and funding opportunities.
Getting into my office this Afternoon and having seen your Email I asked From Record of Payment on 23rd April, We have 1,400 Payment Transactions in that Account for that day We also found a 3,000 Pounds Payment from Mr. Michael Gordon through AIb Edgy which have tallied with your payment slip. Yes i have confirmed this payment credited to your file. However, it is vital you understand the implication when time is scarce in a transaction (Technical Suspension). Because you made a request for Installment Payment which was granted and 60% Outright payment with a promissory Note is required. In effect and in practice, you have to complete the requirement Percentage payment within Five bank working days from Today confirmation Date. Or your 3,000 pounds will be returned back to you through Michael Gordon Ordering bank. (AIB).
Wish to believe I am clear and well understood.
Yours truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan..

27 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Hey ! and Plse, Do not brand me Anti_Woman, Ofcourse i am Not but i just have to be truthful here and your understand. Basically, liza have brougth back and fresh your old marine days, Thats the joy of life, keep having good times. Well i suppose that you must have authenticated the payment with Morgan and how are you moving forward? Wishing you the best and extend my regards to liza Nick.

Nick,
Don't bullshit me – you've been giving me that misogynist crap from the git-go. I don't know why, but it's been niggling at me like a loose tooth. It's my life, and if I choose to spend a good time of it with women, that's my business. If you're jealous, I don't really want to know.
We're going on a Harbour cruise today – though the weather's not the best.
Malcolm

28 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Happy Days buddy. But Bob, How on Earth do You think I will be Jealous of You, Please Don't Start again, I am not cut out for all this your Marine bashing. No Man I his right sense can Comfortably claim immunity from the Effects of women, They are like Gift from God and Must be Treated like the queens they are. But in Reality, Two things are always involved you must remember.
How was the Harbor Cruise? Tell me the area in Sydney, may be a picture could Do. I Told Lawrence that youre Cruising in a habour in Sydney with Liza your daughter, He quickly answered When we Visit you in Australia as i promised, he will meet big Sister Liza.
Ok, Have you been able to Authenticate the 3 grand which we have paid to Mr. Morgan, He Should confirm the Payment and you should let know his Confirmations and also, How are we moving forward? I need this Project wrapped up successfully This Days.
Nick.

Nick,
Why are you calling me Bob? What the Sam Frick is "Marine Bashing"? And what are the "Two thing... always involved" that I have to remember? You really speak in riddles sometimes...
It's fashion week in Sydney and both Liza and Cammy are going to be involved! Things are looking up (no, not like that)! Liza's a bit preoccupied – I should be able to get her attention soon.
More to follow.
Malcolm

29 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
You are Really having a memorable day of Life in Sydney. Yes Ofcourse, Good Memories stays on. Please what is the situation of things with Mr. Morgan?. I need info on developments.
Nick.

30 April 2008
Dear Malcolm,
How are you today and How is everybody in Sydney? I Hope all is well as i did not Hear from you yesterday, Please what is the Update on Development with you and Mr. Morgan.?
Lawrence is here and said i should Say Good Morning to Uncle Malcolm, Gloria is to undergo medical scan and some test to determine the percentage progress in the treatment she have been on. Extend my regards to Lizza and everyone.
Nick

Now this should really get under the Lad's skin - being denounced by a woman.

Nick,
I broached the money question with Liza. She looked me in the eye and said, "That guy is a Nigerian con-artist."
She added that she's known about it for a few days now.
I don't know what to think.
Malcolm

Like a lot of Lads, Nick doesn't let go. I guess his pride wouldn't let him just give up and walk away.

01 May 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Such a wonderful Statement, That I am a Nigerian Con-artist, In Life whether right or wrong, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. Believe me I do not know what to say and I do not know what you may want to think. But I have to tell you something. "Waste your Money and you 're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life" However, I will have to look for an Alternative to replace your Role since you have delayed and wasted our time , Just now, Your daughter have poisoned your sense of direction. I should have known this earlier before now. You will still remain my friend, when I am through I will get your some money from this deal for your little efforts. I promise. Do not worry yourself anymore; I will Take care of this. I will look for someone to help me. Thank you and God Bless you and your daughter lizza. Have a great day. Nick.

The Somalian militiaman anecdote seems appropriate.

Nick,
I notice that you didn't actually deny what Liza said. So you are a Nigerian con-man - that makes everything you've told me a lie. I assume you lied to Dr Sheppard too. I assume that all those posts about Kamborra were a waste of time.
I'm going to have to thank Bangla Dupree for being such a total bitch as it means I didn't send you any money.
I think I'll let Liza add a few words of her own, in her own time. But I'll close with a parable.
In Somalia in 1993 the company I commanded surprised sixty militiamen who were plundering relief supplies intended for refugee children. I confronted one militiaman who dropped his AK-47 and smiled at me – he believed I'd spare his life. He was wrong.
I was carrying an M-4 Masterkey, an assault carbine with an underslung shotgun barrel that’s normally used to blow open locked doors. I shot him in the face with the shotgun and destroyed his head completely; painted the wall behind him with blood, bone and brain tissue.
If you were here now, I would do that to you, without hesitation.
Malcolm

Mr Morgan,
As Nick Hinds has admitted to being a Nigerian con artist, that can only mean that you are also a scammer. So goodbye for ever, you conniving little cocksucker.
Malcolm Reynolds

06 May 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Just came back from Ireland and saw your email of wednesday.. Am suprised. I will respond when am settled.
Nick.

Nick,
This should be interesting.
Malcolm

07 May 2008
Attn: Malcolm Reynolds,
After our investigation on your negative outburst to the position of your claims is embracing to this Bank. So we are asking as we want to know, WHO is Mr. Nick Hinds?. What is your relationship with him? Yes we also are mindful of few Nigerian dubious business men and women alike. Please we need little lead to your allegation. This will help improve our operations.
Yours truly,
Mr. Fraser Morgan..

Mr Morgan,
Since Nick Hinds admitted to being a Nigerian con-man, and he's the guy who told me to get in touch with you in the first place, then that really doesn't say much about you, does it?
Malcolm Reynolds

07 May 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Yes I am fully back and want to give you some of my words.
I broached the money question with Liza. She looked me in the eye and said, "That guy is a Nigerian con-artist."
I am so surprised that you are a man of little faith. That you allow your sense of direction to be polluted by such a negative statement from Lizza if really this is a true statement from her. Honestly it is insulting to my person and to you as a personality. This is where you amazed me so impatiently; I notice that you didn't actually deny what Liza said. Who is Lizza? Of what importance is it to me to admit or not to admit whatever she wish to say or not to say. But I am so confused about your standing in Your own personality status composition.
That makes everything you've told me a lie. I assume you lied to Dr Sheppard too. I assume that all those posts about Kamborra were a waste of time.
Please give just two reason why Liza have it right and truthful but two elderly men like you and myself is wrong and liars. This is ridiculous for my understanding.
For Christ sake, why on earth should I lie to your doctor sam. You make me sick because i cannot figure out the rational for all this nonsense. My relationship with Doc sam is dependent on your person. Eunice is Alive today because of the potency of Traditional plant remedy recommended and used on her which Doc sam acknowledged my words, and I quote him. This is an extract of his email to me. Dear Mr Hinds. I apologise most sincerely for not getting back to you as quickly as I would have liked but we have had a particularly nasty outbreak of staphylococcus aureus in the hospital. Golden staph to the non medico's. I am very pleased to say that your friend Mr Reynolds did not contract the infection and is doing well. I wanted to talk to you about your "natural remedies" As you may realise, the world is running out of synthetic anti biotics and the race is on to test as many "naturally" occuring plants as possible. The reward for finding the "right" plant or a partly efficacious one would be astronomical. Should you be able to find out which plants the specialist used then you would find me more than willing to pay handsomely for that information. I am quite prepared to pay an upfront fee for your services. Would you be able or interested in doing this? Regards. Dr. Sam Sheppard.
How do you call me a liar in this circumstance. For goodness sake, i am not a medical doctor, i have no knowledge of medical business. I have been truthful to you all from the start but now you have decided to betray me. This is dangerous. I am A very Honest High Profile Personality with many Years in my chosen profession, We must Respect our Mutual Inputs, For the Preservation of the Sanctity of this Deal.
In all honesty, We can no longer enjoy the mutual trust that makes this deal a reality, you now see me as a Nigerian which i am not, then who is a liar here. Please think and think very well. Like i told you in the past that i cannot force you.
The truth you should know is that criminals are everywhere in the world. There are Criminals in America, here in Britain and the world over. I Do not have to be a Nigerian to be a con-artist if I should choose to be.
You believed me in the beginning because i told you the truth. and i will still maintain my Stand till death. Please No honest Man Suddenly becomes rich, This is the basis of this deal between us both. so why do you now get confused ? Men and Women in corridors of Power Pull Deals of this magnitude to become what they Are.
Lastly, I think I'll let Liza add a few words of her own, in her own time. I have not recieved any message from Your Lizza, Is she communicating with another Nick? Please find out. Please have her contact me directly.
I am still working a way out of this slag as I wait your response.
Nick

Nick,
What Liza says about you ain't something I care to repeat. She's a sweet girl, but her language shocks me and that ain't easy, trust me.
Let's take things from the top.
You could have simply said to me that Liza's wrong. You didn't. In fact you seemed to avoid an outright statement. Why did you dodge that issue?
"Eunice is Alive today because of the potency of Traditional plant remedy recommended and used on her" – Nick, it was Gloria who supposedly had the traditional treatment. If you're going to lie, then don't make stupid mistakes.
How do I know you're Nigerian? Well, I'm playing percentages. According to State Department and DFAT travel advisories, Nigeria is the source of most advance fee scams. There are some coming from places like Ghana and Cote d'Ivoire, but they're small potatoes compared to Nigeria.
How do I know you're a con-man? Well, I'm playing percentages on that too. When I get three proposals to share a fortune, identically worded, from three different people, it's either (a) Fidelity International is a hotbed of corruption with several greedy bastards each trying to grab the entire cake for himself, or (b) there are three scammers independently working from the same script. I don't think that there's a (c) option.
You made some other blunders, but I'll leave that to you to work out for yourself. I'm never going to do you any favors.
You tried to deceive me and spun a really elaborate web of lies in doing it. If I hadn't had some lucky breaks I'd have been ruined and you'd have been laughing. When I said I'd shoot you if I had the chance, I wasn't joking – and I still mean it.
Malcolm

He won't give up - what does it take?

08 May 2008
Dear Malcolm,
Just keep your cool because i am coming to Australia to meet with you soon along with Lawrence. Keep your Gun and enough Bullets, so you can shoot us on arrival.
Please Stop calling me a Liar, I have never had any intention to deceive you or ruin you but a Mutual Inputs for a mutual benefit. If when I make mistake such of Saying Gloria I may say Eunice this is a common mistake because they are all here with me. it is human to make mistakes including yourself.
This statement from Lizza is Shocking and maddening, It is frustrating to me at this stage of our relationship that is why i reluctantly decided not to talk about it initially because my intentions are genuine towards you in this deal. I see no reason why such talk should come at this finalization point of this Project because we have come a long way together.
Yes Of course, from another angle She is very right because In recent time Africa is the source of most advance fee scams most especially Nigeria. But today Scam and Fraud is a global problem which have left most honest Corporate Business men in a disadvantaged Position. I also get such scam emails But the truth is that Original Deals happen daily. they capitalize on legitimate process to swindle other.
Please spare me from any problem possibilities . I am Not a Nigerian and i have never been to Nigeria even when Fidelity Have a Business relationship with the Oil Business in that Country. I have always been favored to attending with the meddle East clients.
One truth You must Know is that Corruption is deep in our system today not only in Fidelity but some Top government officials and worst of it all Top Military Brace Engage in Deals that You cannot imaging. Your Time is different from what we see today. So These Scammer take Advantage of corrupt footprint of these government officials. However, in reality No One after Holding Public office will want to end up hopeless after retirement.
I do not have much to say but I do not think i will get any favor from you because the mutual trust that holds us together is no more but I will ask you for just one favor, from the look of things, you have completely lost confidence in this deal because your mind set is negatively ruined now. Please contact Mr.Morgan and tell him that your friend in the United States will send him the Payment on next week and You will Like them to Rout the fund to his Account in the United States.
Please the true fact is that You have Lost Interest in this Deal and i will never loose focus towards its success because i have expended so much. so i am concluding talk with this guy in the states, he have Accepted to take on from where you have stopped. But Only You can give him that opportunity. It is very sad that we are saying good By this way. You have been a good Buddy who I love and enjoy my relationship with. I want you to know that Money is Not everything in Life but True Love and Mutual trust. Malcolm You No longer Trust In. However, I cannot forget your Mutual Support during the Trying times of Gloria, You stood by me, even when you didn�t send me money but your courageous word was worth than money in those days.
Nick

Nick,
If you set foot in my home I will shoot you, as you sure as hell aren't invited. There's no risk of killing Lawrence because he doesn't exist. No jury would convict me for defending myself from a Nigerian scammer – trust me on this.
I know you're a liar and a fraud. Protest all you want but you can't change that. As the saying goes – you are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts.
Since there's no money involved in this except my own, there's no point in contacting Fraser Morgan. He's one of your crowd anyway.
Remember this; come near me and I will kill you. I don't have an M4 Masterkey these days, but I do own a Remington 870 shotgun that'll do the job just as well, you two-faced lying son of a bitch.
Malcolm

Liza gives her heartfelt opinion.

HEY NICK HINDS OR WHATEVER UR REAL NAME IS – U SAID U WANTED 2 HEAR FROM ME – WELL HERE I AM.
U DIDNT HEAR FROM ME B4 – I SAID U R A FUCKING CHEAT & LAIR – ONE OF THEM NIGERAIN SCAMERS ALL OVER THE WEB – U TIRED TO CHEAT MY DAD – FUCK U 4 THAT – I HOPE HE KILLS U.
SO GET FUCKED COS U DONT DESERVE 2 LIVE U SICK COCKSUCKING MAGOT

And that, folks, must have struck home, because he never wrote again.

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:11 am

I finally got caught up with this one, very entertaining. Thanks for posting it.
I don't know quite why, but I am far too bothered by your lad's Excessive use of Capitalisation all over the Place. There is a lot of the Motivational Speaker about him as well...

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:31 pm

A rip-roaring read. I love Mal Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Nov 2018 Posts: 2

A fantastic scammer-time-wasting Job If ever there was one! However, you should have smashed him for the following (although as you're a non-UK resident, I understand, but I hope this may be useful for future reference):-
1. FEDERAL? Our Nigerian friend was blissfully unaware that In the UK there Is no "Federal" anything - we don't use that term!
2. Everything on the NHS - from Influenza to Cancer and everything In between - Is treated for "FREE"! As well as Taxes, In the UK we have a small weekly deduction from our wages called "National Insurance" to pay for the NHS. In other words, we pay when we are In good health and don't have to pay when we are Ill and unable to do so.
3. The Republic of Ireland Is NOT part of the UK, It's a separate country, so an Irish bank would have no connection with Britain or the UK. Only Northern Ireland (aka "Ulster") Is part of the UK. "The UNITED KINGDOM of GREAT BRITAIN and NORTHERN IRELAND" Is the proper term....Great Britain alone consists of England, Scotland and Wales.
I hope this Info may be of some small help In the future. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this bait and the previous one - well done and keep up the good work!

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:28 pm

^ One of the major rules of baiting is "Don't educate the Lads" - so I wasn't going to correct his mistakes.

I'm glad that you enjoyed the bait.

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:37 am

I really enjoyed your bait, keep up the good work.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Nov 2018 Posts: 2

Yes, of course, I should have thought about that! It does anger me, though, that the Lads can't even be bothered to do some basic homework, especially one such as this who - Judging by his half-decent spelling and grammar - seems to have at least three brain-cells as opposed to the usual one or two! Thanks again and my apologies for my own stupidity

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