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jose_cuervo
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

B8er wrote:
Justcold wrote:
I have a home-based CB unit


Married to own sisters Image
Plays banjo Image
Fists fishes Image
"House" has wheels and an outside toilet Image
Mullet Image

and

CB owner Image

Congratulations

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You might be surprised to know: there is more than one “JC” on this board that can play the banjo. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 4:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ What about the following?

Married to own sisters
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jose_cuervo
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sadly, I fill none of the other requirements. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 6:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ You have to admit that jose_cuervo is a damn fine online name. Jose by itself is pretty cool and you make it even cooler.

I feel that our many members would be somewhat uncomfortable addressing me as Just. Mr. Just does not sound apropos outside of my mentees.

May we split the difference and ban B8er? You know when TSHTF, he will be crying and useless.


Much love,

JC

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can wire a ( UK ) plug. Everything seems to come with it's own hardwired plug these days.

I can change a fuse in said plug.

I can use fuse wire in a fuse box, even though we got the house rewired and we've got one of those flip switch boxes now I still have the wire. ( they're useful for cleaning the wash bottle spouts for the windscreen )

I can remember Latin declensions.

I can correctly use the indicators ( blinkers? ) in my car. That's definitely a obsolete skill around here. As is obeying the speed limit.
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I can remember Latin declensions.


That's not useless at all. Even helped me in a bait recently

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can do graphic design the old way...with scissors and glue paste ups, use rubylith for masking, stick-on registration mark stickers, use a letterpress (still have a couple sets of letter dies somewhere), snap it with a camera and use the negative to make it "digital" , etc, etc, etc.
All obsolete and useless now in the digital age, although I still have most of the old supplies, just because...well....no reason.
I can also do a Robin Leech imitation.
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I spent years repairing dot matrix and early (black only ) laser printers.
If I recall correctly the first one the company sold was diablo 630 emulation, had no graphic capabilities, could not easily be lifted by one person and cost around £10000.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I once ran a sheep foot dirt roller, the company that I worked for put 7 miles of major highway thru the mountain, seriously! Wink

I can also tell ya what everything is under the hood of a hotrod! Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Justcold wrote:
I have a home-based CB unit around here somewhere.


Are you the Love Machine?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ That song was close to patriotic to my friends and me.

Corona wrote:
I can also tell ya what everything is under the hood of a hotrod!


Doesn't surprise me at all. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can clean a carburetor, use a Thomas Guide and make a call on a rotary dial phone.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OrangeCat wrote:
I can clean a carburetor


May I take you out for a cocktail? please be a girl

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Removed unnecessary quote of previous post. Gone so long she forgets. - bw

I am indeed a girl Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Removed unnecessary quote 'cause I love him bw

I hope so OC. Laughing

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Make a chinger from an autodialer and associated pieces to make free phone calls on a coin operated phone.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No matter how drunk I am, I always get home. Its magic

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ If the home is a jail cell. Sorta magic.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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No, If the home is a jail cell. Sorta tragic Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Hush you ol' gar.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a spring chicken compared to you guys. It's hilarious, but kind of tragic.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MrMystery314 wrote:
I'm a spring chicken.


Enjoy your youth and health! The "good times" are NOW; for when you look back and ask yourself when they were. Enjoy now, whatever your now is. [serious]

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was under the hood this afternoon! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have loved to see that.

Like Jungle Pam Hardy?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Here's your grape drink old man. Wait ...not the VD thread. Laughing

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