Musa..... Adventures of a moron.. Safari #4

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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:41 pm

Musa: You have seeing them
Me: yes I have
it's nothing like the instructions
Musa: What do you mean
Me: did you read the document at all?
the sizes and all that?
Musa: Anyway, I even went to village to do this
Me: Yes, but you didn't pay attention
it looks nothing like the description, and it should be build close to the place where you live
Musa: I can't have that here
Baby just understand it's is very difficult to get this
It's is very expensive for me do all these things
Me: Then you should've done it right the first time, I already told you that
The hill should be 1,5 meters wide and 1 to 1,5 meters hig
the pole (not a cross) should be on top of the hill and be larger than yourself
On top of the pole should be a large arrow pointing upwards
and you should make the sign of our church visible, this one is so small I can't even see what it is
The plants aren't plants, but just some cut off branches, they will wilt in a few days
the monument should stay in it's place and you should take care of it and the plants
Musa: That's what I do
Me: no it's not
compare your work to the things I just told you
I really appreciate the effort and I love it that you've tried, that makes me really happy
Musa: To make this I have to go to village and do all these things, and is not easy for me
Me: ok, think you should do that
the congregation has to vote about this you know, so it has to be made according to the instructions
Musa: Now what we are going to do is tell your pastor that this is the effort I can do
Me: Okay, you can tell him that, I certainly won't
Musa: Because to made these things are not easy
You can have hills in town
Me: okay, then make it on the location where you are allowed to make it, but make sure it is according to the requirements in the document
Musa: I think this is requirements
You want to tell me the other instructions are small
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: What I mean is the one I made is ok
Me: no it's not ok
But we can let the congregation vote anyway if you like, but I think they won't approve
Musa: What is the problem on that
Me: I just told you
Musa: Exerlly what I made is that but small
Me: yes, too small
with an almost invisible sign
no arrow
a cross instead of a pole
cut of branches that will wilt in a few days instead of evergreen shrubs
Musa: So no cross on it strength
Me: I told you a few times now what it should look like, just read the document, it's all written there
Musa: What I mean is only one pole pointing sky and put the symbol on top
Me: one pole. longer than you are
an arrow pointing to the sky on top of it
the sign, bigger this time so we can see it, below the arrow
and make sure the hill is the right size and the plants don't wilt
Musa: The wooden size what I made is good, but only the high
Me: the wooden pole above the hill must be higher than you are
Musa: The top of the wood, I put the symbol on top
Me: the arrow on top
the sign below the arrow
Musa: OK baby, I will do what you have exerlly tell me
Me: thank you so much honey
That really means a lot to me
Musa: I am just seen your photos you line down during your weekend, it was so lovely
Me: Thank you
Musa: If I am beside you my head will be on your chest and hold your lips
Me: would've be so much better if you were there with me
Musa: Always make you happy on love
Me: I'm sure you will
Musa: I need to see you have time with you
I really want to see you personally
Me: I know, I want that too. we'll have to be a little more patient for that
Musa: Yea, I am eager to see you because my mind is always on you
I know honey, me too
Me: Im going to bed now, Im still tired from the trip
Musa: OK, good night
Sounds sleep
Me: thank you honey
goodnight to you to

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:14 am

A precocious toddler could make a better monument than that. I think that says something about Musa's mental capabilities.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 7:40 am

Hey, I'll give Musa this; at least he didn't try some truly risible Photoshop travesty - there have been a few!

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:41 am

I think he just found the burial spot of some unfortunate pet.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:44 am

And for those who've never seen the Lad who did try to use risible Photoshop in a religious monument-themed bait... here he is, with his 'work'!

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1496863&highlight=whistle#1496863

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:05 pm

I keep being amazed by his lack of mental ability's. (and I guess that's why he doesn't use photoshop) He agreed to make a new monument.... and thinks this is the last thing he needs to do. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:34 am

He hasn't been really chatty the last few days except when he wants to talk about sex.... Don't want to repeat that part, I just kept being vague.... things like that are not appropriate before marriage, but of course Emma is looking forward to it. He promised to make a new monument at the end of the week. Today he came back to the money topic.

Musa: Good morning to you my love
Me: good morning dear
Musa: Baby I am thinking of you at the moment
Me: me too
Musa: How are you doing today
Me: very well. had a good night, had a dream about you
what about you?
Musa: Even about me, because my mind is always on you every second
Me: mine too honey, it's getting harder to wait every day
Musa: What do you think if I am done with the things
Because I don't do anything on a paper work like passport and other things
Me: I don't understand
Musa: I mean, if I am done here what I suppose to do and what next
Me: If you are done, the congregation will vote, that's all I know
Musa: I don't do any paperwork here it will take time here for me transact all these things
Me: Don't worry about it. The church will help you out with that, they have contacts everywhere
Musa: Yes, what I mean is I don't have any documents travel with it like passport
Me: I know, I just told you the church will take care of it
Musa: Baby, I understand that but my papers transaction is owned by me
Me: I know that
Musa: I need to have money to apply passport before it will be late
Baby you don't understand
Me: I know, that's where the church can help you and they have contacts to speed up the process of application
Musa: I need to have your money in my hand before church, I will appreciate that on you
Me: I know that
just follow the procedures to become member of our church and everything will work out
Musa: Baby so you don't want to spend your money on me
Me: I will spend lots of money on you when we're married.
Musa: I need it now, because I need to solve lot of things before travelling
Me: I know
Musa: Baby your kind help me some money so that I can do my transaction before get late on me
Me: Just follow the procedures to become member of my church, they can get things done much faster I promise
Musa: OK

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:05 pm

Wednesday
Musa: Hi my baby
Me: hi honey how was your day?
Musa: I am fine and you
You are silent today
Me: you too
had a busy day?
Musa: How is your day too
Me: My day was okay, just did a workout, so need to shower
Musa: Sweet heart I am always thinking of you
Me: me too
Musa: Honestly my mind is always on you
Me: I know that honey, I'm thinking about you all day too
Musa: I wish If I have chance to see you personally at the moment, rain season starts today
Me: That's good, plants will grow better right?
Musa: The weather here is better if I have for beside me kiss you hug you I will be very glad
Me: Yes, that would be wonderful. I'm looking forward to see your country one day
Musa: Yea, my mind is always beside you? My head on your chest riding my head
Me: I really can't wait until that day arrives.
I'd like to meet your family one day
Musa: Yes I will like that, see my father, brothers and sisters
Me: I would love that. You have a nice family?
Musa: Yes, they are nice and friendly
I would like to see your family in nederland
Me: I'll be back in a while, need a shower
Musa: Please keep the good girl for okay
Me: what do you mean by that?
Musa: I have a good boy and you have a good girl
You don't understand still
Me: I think I understand
Musa: What do you think of it

Later
Me: I kept her good
Musa: I will keep your for you
Me: thank you
Musa: I also want to see your family
Me: You will eventually, but they dont really like me, so it will be hard
Musa: What about your parents mum and dad
Me: those are the ones that don't really like me
Musa: Tell me something about your family
Me: my parents are very strict and judgemental, they don't like my divorce and want me to go back to my ex
Musa: Oh okay,
Do you have brother and sister
Me: I have one sister
Musa: What about brother
Me: no brothers
Musa: OK
Me: how many siblings do you have?
Musa: Not yet, I am waiting on you you you carry my baby
Me: I know you don't have children
we'll try for taht together
Musa: That's is going to be my private to get pregnant carry my baby
Me: It would be a dream come true
Musa: Baby do you like that to be pregnant now
Me: not now, we're not even married yet
but I don't want to wait too long for that
Musa:.I want to know from you my love, would you like to pregnant now
Me: honey, how would we do that?
I want to have babies with you as soon as possible
Musa: Yes, just keep your self for me, when I am there that is going to be our target
Me: I don't want anybody else honey
Musa: Really baby, were I am very strong in power? You will enjoy the hold week
Me: then we'll have babies very soon
Musa: Really I want that
Me: me too
Musa: Just keep your self for me
Me: I will love. only for you
Musa: Were I am very very strong all that for
Baby were I am talking to you? I am feeling you as we are in same bed
Me: I'm not in bed yet, but will be in a short while
Musa: I love you so much and I will make you happy always
Me: I love you very much too
Musa: Baby, if I have chance to see you? I will stay here without seeing you today
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: I said if the all transactions with my hand, I could have meet you by now
Me: don't know what you mean
Musa: I mean, I want to come you now? I have been talking you sure long and I want to see now
Me: you mean you want me to come to you?
Musa: I said, I wanted to come you now
Me: oh ok
I know, I want that too
Musa: As I talking to you my good boy is even up
Me: really.... wow (yuk)
Musa: Baby I am very strong
Me: I believe you
Honey, it's late, I'm going to bed
goodnight for now
Musa: I love you
Me: love you too
Musa: My kisses to you all the time
Me: thank you love., my kisses back
Musa: Sounds sleep

Today
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
much later
Me: hi honey, how are you?
Musa: I am fine and you
again much later
Me: I'm ok, a busy day here
Musa: Oh okay, I wish you have a good day
Me: Thank you dear. Hope your day is not as busy
Musa: I am not busy that much
Me: That's nice. Wish we could be together now. I arranged with my boss that I can have a few weeks of vacation when you arrive here
Musa: Oh that's so great baby
My concerns is passport, I want to have my in passport before because some time if you apply passport it three to four weeks before you get it
That's will delayed my time
Me: I told you that my church has contact everywhere and they can speed up the process, so just follow the procedures. You are the only one delaying things right now
Musa: Oh okay

in the evening
Musa: Baby my love

10 pictures, very similar, so I won’t post them all

Me: Hi dear
Me: It's so amazing to see what you did, it's really starting to look like it
Musa: Hope you like it baby

Me: it's almost according to instructions this time

another picture
Me: The pole is right, the arrow is okay, could've been bigger, but it's okay. The sign should be bigger, it's not visible enough now and it should be below the arrow. I don't see a hill of black sand and the plants are again just cut of branches that will wilt very soon.
I really don't want to be this hard on you, but I explained everything very clearly a lot of times now. Are you purposely ignoring the instructions?

another picture, almost the same
Me: I've seen the pictures honey. Did you see what I told you?

another picture, almost the same
Me: Honey, did you read what I just told you?
same picture
Me: Fine, if you don't want to respond properly, have it your way. Talk to me again another day
Again the same picture
Musa: is exerlly baby
I have seen it
But working on how to adjust it tomorrow

I have a feeling Emma will be angry soon.... He's just not taking this seriously Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:00 am

Musa: baby what wrong, I have been writing you no respond
Me: yes I've been saying things earlier and you wouldn't respond
Musa: Not that baby, you know that I love you
I am very sorry for late reply my baby Emma

Friday
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
Me: good morning
Musa: Baby how are you doing
Me: not very well
Musa: Oh, hope your body is not tired
Me: I'm just sad
Musa: Of what
Me: because today is 29 june and still you didn't finish with the requirements
Musa: You are very right my baby, but I will do my best before end of day
Me: I really hope you will. Please read the instructions again and do it right this time. I'm tired of waiting
Musa: You do know is not easy for me
Me: We could have been together by now
Later
Musa: Baby I have send them to you

Again he sent 8 pictures that are quite similar

Me: Thank you so much honey
The sign, is it attached to the pole or are you just holding it?
And the plants, will they survive for months when you take care of them? This is important, that you, or someone else will take care of it
Musa: I am coming to take shower and I will get back to you
Me: that's ok
Musa: Hello my only love
Me: hi honey
Musa: Is attached to the pole and the plants will survive for months
Me: ok, that is very good
I will send the pictures to my pastor
Musa: But I love you so much
Me: I love you very much too
please leave the monument like it is and take care of the plants
Musa: Oh okay, now I waiting on you
Me: the voting will be announced on sunday and the voting will take place next sunday, like the document said
Musa: I am eager to see you my baby
Me: yes, me too
Musa: My first time to meet you?I will hug you and kiss you more than ten times
Me: I really hope you will
Musa: My mind is always on you every time.
Me: I know dear and I love that
Musa: Really
Me: yes really
Musa: Baby, I would like to see you personally

So now there has to be a voting announced….. a week in advance…. I made this up when he didn’t put that much effort into talking dirty on a daily basis. So now I don’t really want to wait a week, or need to think of something else to keep him busy. But I really think that very conveniently tomorrow most of the members of the congregation are present and will give their feedback. Obviously this is not accepted. It looks very messy.
So I ask you, dear members of the congregation, give me some quotes to send back to him tomorrow.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Well, if he can't put his love, care and attention into making a proper job of it, he obviously doesn't love and want to marry you badly, enough, does he? He's obviously not serious and just playing with you, poor girl. What a shame. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:09 pm

Time wasted without an opening for dirty talk... I'm learning

This morning
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
Me: good morning
How are you doing today
Me: I'm ok, you too?
I am here just thinking of you
Me: nothing to do today?
No just relax the hold day
Me: sounds good
I'm going over to my neighbor today to help her
Oh okay, hope they don't have a program
Me: what do you mean with a program?
Oh, I was thinking that they have a program and that why you are going there help her
Me: I don't know what kind of program you're talking about
I said what kind of thing you are going to help her neighbor
Me: no that's not what you said. You said you hoped they don't have a program
so I want to know what you mean by that
Normal here if you said you want help someone on his or her to their job, may think that they have a program?that what I was think
I was thinking that your neighbours have program, that why you are going there to help her
Me: but what program are you talking about?
I mean here if you want to go to someone to help him or her on his job, you may think she having a program
Me: why would you think she is having a program
and what kind of program?
That's what I mean
Baby that what I was think only
Me: I still don't understand about the program you're talking about
If you have a program like wedding program, your neighbours and friend will come to and celebrate together? There are helping you as neighbour
That's what I am thinking about
Me: I never said anyting about her having a wedding. if it's a celebration I wouldve said that, the program doesnt' make sense
Any day you have a program people will come to you and celebrate with them, that neighbours and friend
Later
Me: I don't celebrate every day
so what program are you talking about?
Forget about it, if you understand
Me: no i don't understand
I told you normally, if your neighbours having program like naming ceremony and wedding the people surrounding go there and help them in their works in humanity ground? That's what I mean
Me: And I just told you I was helping out a neighbour, I didn't mention any program
Oh okay,
My mind is always on you, baby I love you so so much
later
Baby, you are silent today, what is going on
Me: Still with my neighbor, there's a lot to do here
Oh okay, but I miss to hear from you
much later
Baby what wrong with you today, you don't have my time
Me: I was busy helping my neighbor, I told you about that
Yes but I miss to hear from you baby
My mind is not free without talking to you
Me: I missed you too dear, but the lady next door needed my help today. So that's where I was
I understand ? It's just that I miss to talk to you the hold day
Me: I know that
I was thinking about you
Me: I have been thinking about you too
and about that program of yours
No no forget about it please
Me: I can't
until I understand
If someone asked you to help him or her?he or she needs your help
Here in the Gambia, if you have a program in your compound and the people surrounding in your area they all come and help you some works
I am trying to explain to you, and you don't still understand
Me: I understand about your guys program, but I told you that I am going to help my neighbor and you said that you hope that she doesn't have a program
That just doesnt make any sense
That's what I was think
Me: so when people help eachother they have a program, but you hope my neighbor doesn't have one when I tell you I help her
you're very confusing today
Yes,
Me: ok, then you're confuzing yourself as well today?
I am going to take shower and after I will get back to you
Me: ok

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:35 pm

Quote:

The pole is right, the arrow is okay, could've been bigger, but it's okay.

I've noticed the pole keeps getting longer and longer, but the girth remains the same. Shouldn't that grow proportionately?

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:46 am

^^^^

you'd think that....

boring chat, lot's of time wasting. decided to stretch out the time till the voting on sunday anyway to test his patience. Yesterday it got interesting again
I believe our dear moron destroyed the monument....

Musa: I am always thinking of you every minute
Me: I know
what did you do today?
Musa: Busy at work and the Sun is very hot
Me: I can imagine.
here it's cool today
Musa: Really baby
Now we are expecting rain every time
Me: that's nice
Musa: My mind is on you through out
Me: how are the plants on the monument? Can you make me a picture of it. They will really like to see it in church
Musa: I am not feeling better all these days,
I am feeling common cool
Me: Oh, that's not very bad, it'll pass in a few days
but I'm sorry you don't feel well
Musa: Yes, all these days, I am suffering from that
Me: you'll need vitamins. Eat oranges
they'll make you feel better
Musa: Baby all these days, I am not out money
Me: did you eat oranges or not?
Musa: I don't have money to buy medicine for my self
I am suffering
Me: You don't need any medicine for a cold honey
just fruit, that's enough
Musa: Baby I know is not easy for me
You can have things here without money
My head is even pain me very seriously
Me: then you need to drink lots of water
Musa: OK
Me: try it. It will releave headaches
Musa: Honestly things are stressing on me
Me: I know. I feel a lot of stress too. I'm anxious about the voting
do you have a picture of the monument? I want to see how the plants are
Musa: I can do any thing again
Me: you can make a picture, Im sure. YOu don't need to be in the picture, just the monument. It will work in your favour to show how it looks now
Musa: Baby things are okay now, tell your people that about it
Me: you should show it
they will be more likely to vote in our favour
And I want to be sure we do everything to get a positive voting
Musa: You need only pictures of monument without my picture
Me: yes, that will be ok
I use them to make the presentation for sunday
Musa: OK
<our idiot googled a picture of some monument>
Me: what's that?
Musa: Baby, you don't like this one
Me: why did you send it?
Musa: I am asking you don't appreciate it
Me: it's not a picture of the monument you made
Like I asked
Musa: How can I made it
Me: with the camera on your phone

This morning
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
Me: good morning dear
did you make me a new picture of the monument you've built?
Musa: I when to my capital city banjul take this picture early morning today
<picture of some arch supposedly in Banjul, don't want to check if it's true>
Me: Very nice
Thank you
What about the monument you've built for our church?
Musa: This is arch 22
Me: ok, never heard of that
but you keep avoiding answering my question
Musa: It's was built by the government
Me: great
what about the monument you have built?
Musa: This is what we have in my country Gambia
Me: Very nice. I hope I'll see it when we go there for our honeymoon
but please anser my question now
Musa: Yes, you said what
Me: Why are you acting so stupid today?
Musa: What do you mean
Me: I asked you several times to make a picture of the monument you have built for our church, but you keep sending me random shit and don't answer my question
Musa: What do you want me do now tell me
Me: make a damn picture of the damn monument you've built last week
Musa: My self build
Me: yes
Musa: Build with the Back soil
Me: yes, that one
Musa: Till I when to village today
Me: Ok. Now was that so hard to understand? I'll wait for you to send it to me

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:32 pm

This lad really has developed a nice hobby.... forms, monuments... Birlic, do you perhaps see our churches merge someday? This one is so obedient, he might make the pyramid one day....

So, where were we?

Musa: OK, I will try best today

Friday evening
Me: How are you today?
Musa: Baby my day is fine
I am on my going to village for weekend
Me: Ok, have a safe trip

Saturday
Me: Where are you? I need the picture before tomorrow morning service
Musa: The village network is good, we can communicate normal
Me: Hi, so good to hear ftom you. How are you?
<picture of some iglo made of clay>
Musa: This is a slave house
Me: Ok
Never seen them
Where is the picture of the monument you built for our church?
I really feel like you're not taking this seriously
Musa: What do you mean baby
The effort I am doing this early morning to look for clay soil and made
You tell me I don't talk it seriously

Much later
Musa: Hello my love
<same pictures of the 3rd monument he made>
Much later
Me: I never asked you to make that. I only asked you to make a picture of how the monument of faith for our church looks now
and you didn't send me a new picture of that, only the ones you made last week
so if you want the voting to take place tomorrow you really need to show me a new picture of the monument of faith by tomorrow morning.
Musa: I don't understand you that why baby
Me: do you understand now?
Musa: I was thinking that you tell me to do another thing again
Me: no I didn't. if you had read my messages you would've know
Musa: That's design for your church
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: I think this is enough
Me: what is enough?
Musa: The one I send to this pictures
Me: you didn't send a new picture of the monument, just the same picture as last week
You need to send me a picture of how it looks now so I can show it in church tomorrow
they will vote and I want it to be positive or we'll have to wait again a longer time
Musa: I don't understand what you mean monument only
Me: why are you acting like this the last days
it's like you don't want to be with me anymore, you're just thwarting
Musa: I have send you last week pictures to you baby
Me: I know and I want a new one of how it looks now
Musa: Really baby
Me: why is that a problem
Musa: Baby I told you yesterday, I am for weekend to my village with the family that were I am
Me: yes and I asked you since thursday for the picture, you've had enough time to send it.
Musa: I don't understand you well
That's why I didn't do it since Thursday
Me: do you understand now?
Musa: I understand now, but you don't like my dress there
Me: your dress? What are you talking about?
Musa: I was thinking that you don't like dress that why you tell me to do new pictures
Me: no, i want to see how the plants look now and how it's taken care of
Musa: Baby they are there look at it properly
Me: I know they are there, but you need to make a new picture to show how it looks now
Musa: Yesterday, I was thinking about you till my headache me
I am at the village going back to town tomorrow afternoon
Me: ok
then the voting needs to be postponed
Musa: Baby take this one there it will be better
Me: the monument you made... is it still there or did you take it away and is that why you are acting like this?
Musa: Honestly they are not with me here, I take it out
Me: what did you take out?
Musa: Baby really I take them out
Me: you removed the whole monument of faith?
Musa: Honestly baby, I will never lies to you. You are the only one I love
Me: so you did remove it?
why?
Musa: I phone memory card is only 2 jec, if don't remove of pictures and memory will not allow me to send photos
Me: so did you remove the monument or just the pictures?
Musa: I removed them all
Me: the pictures or the monument?
I'm asking you a simple question and you keep giving me evasive answers
do you still want us to get married or not?
Musa: I want us to get married
Me: then answer the fucking question I've been asking you all day
did you remove the whole monument or just the picture of it?
Musa: Remove all monument and pictures
Me: why did you do that?
I told you not to do that
now there will be nothing to vote about
Musa: Baby memory card is allowed me to have a lot of pictures
Me: You told me, but you should've left the monument standing and should've taken care of it instead of destroying it
you make me so sad
Now I have to tell them tomorrow that the monument is gone and the voting needs to be postponed and it will be even longer before you are here
Musa: I am sorry for any offence
I am sorry if I offended you
Me: you just make me so sad. I was really hoping you would be here soon and now it will take even longer before I can see you
when you go back, you need to build the monument again and send me new pictures
Musa: Baby I don't know what do now, because why can you come to Gambia we get married
There married conditions is too much, I was thinking that everything was done now

Today
Musa: Good morning to you? I want you take this one there it will be better
Me: Hi. What do you mean?
Musa: How are you doing today
Me: I'm ok. What did you mean?
Musa: I said what do you need monument picture only
Me: You are confusing
Musa: I am asking baby
Me: Make the monument again and send me a picture of it
Musa: OK
How are you doing today
Me: I'm ok. Having dinner with a friend now. How are you?
Musa: I am fine and just to miss you
Me: I miss you too
Musa: My mind is always on you yesterday throughout
Me: I'm thinking of you too very much. Just don't understand why you destroyed the monument
I told you to take care of it
Musa: I will make another one and I will care of it
Baby I love you so much
Ok thank you. Don't wait too long please. It will only delay the wedding more
Musa: Oh okay
I will not delay my time of wedding
Me: Thank you I appreciate that
Musa: I want this thing will be done before next week
Me: That's great
Musa: I really want to have time with you
Me: I know. I really want that too

Musa: We could have been together by now
Me: Some time I think of you lot

Me: Thank you for that. Now please remember not to break it down again. The voting will be next sunday. I'll need a few pictures that you will take during the week to see how it is taken care of.
Musa: OK baby, I told you I will make you happy . I want to be with you before 2 week
Me: I really hope that it will be possible sooner than that
we'll have to wait for the voting first
Musa: My mind is on you through out
Me: I know dear. I can't wait to be with you
Musa: I love you from my deep in my heart
Me: I love you very much too
Musa: Baby I really want to be with you now, it's long time
Me: Yes it is... we're waiting for so long now
Musa: I could have be with by
I could have be with you by now
Me: I know... if only you didn't wait so long every time and mess up the monument, you would've been here
Musa: Yes, but everything is better now
Me: i hope so
Musa: I was thinking that my first meet with you
That's will be nice day
Me: I know it will be. I've thought about it a lot
Musa: I want you to carry my baby by now
Me: it would've been that way if you didn't delay everything.
Musa: Now my mind is on that carrying baby
Me: That's such a lovely idea
Musa: Yes, I love you to carry my baby
My good boy is worrying to see good girl
Me: don't let him worry too much it won't be long until you are here
Musa: Good boy want to see good girl by now
Me: That is extremely rude to ask to look at that before we are married. I think you need some time by yourself to take care of that boy, because I don't want to be treated like this
Musa: Don't worry about that baby all is for you. He is here strong and care for you

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:35 pm

My pet is starting to bore me. So I told him to make a picture of the monument and send it because this evening there could be a voting.... he actually made the monument again, on a different location and then on the same location, sent me a ton of pictures. It looks like he's pranking me and I'm tired of this monument thing, so we'll just vote in his favor and go for a baptism.... in front of the monument of course. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:14 pm

Considering his previous actions, he may just be too dense. I recall one lad who I worked with for a few months intermittently to try and get to work for my food company. Even after a few months, I don't think he ever understood what I was asking him for. I got a few pictures of him eating food with his friends, and he didn't seem to understand why I was mad at him. Then, after I asked him to look for recipes on the Bon Appetit website, he started shouting RIGATONI AND MEATBALLS over and over again. This was through Google Hangouts. A baptism may be easier. As punishment for his insolence earlier, make this rough. Having him be drenched with milk and honey while wearing a loincloth may be a good start. Some other fun things I just thought of that I should have suggested for Ezze:
-Have the lad, while wearing a loincloth or underwear, smear himself with mud to bring him closer to the earth.
-As the lad probably does not want to crucify himself, he should paint a large cross on his chest.

P.S. If your lad wants to join MUIE, or if you want to merge churches, as a recent convert myself (not that recent I guess, 7 months ago) I think this is a great idea.
-To test his purity, he must do the Ice Bucket challenge (of course, you wouldn't call it that)
Good luck on getting something out of this lad, but considering his dismal monuments, I think his mental capabilities may limit him from doing anything useful.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:59 pm

Thank you for the idea's. I think I'll just use those. Sounds good.
He really isn't all that bright. The conversations are so boring a lot of times. but the last days, with the monument, I'm not sure if he's not understanding or just playing a game with me. I like to think he's too stupid, but who knows... we'll see how he likes the baptism idea.

My message to the idiot this evening:

Quote:

honey, I din't hear from you all night anymore. I hope you are ok. The voting was positive. The monument is accepted. Please leave it in place and take care of the plants. I am really tired now. I'll hear from my pastor in the next few days how to proceed.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:07 pm

The moron is not happy... I believe he doesn't like this idea

Sunday
Musa: How is things going on my baby
Me: Everything is good
Musa: Good news from your pastor
Me: Yes, very good news
Musa: Really baby
Me: Yes. This is so exciting
You only have to do a baptism ceremony and then they will bring you here
Musa: By how
How we are going to start process
Me: I have the document
<Baptism.pdf>
Musa: I think when I came there we can do that
Me: ok, if you wish
Musa: Should I baptised here or there
Me: anywhere you like, but the church can only help you get here, after you did the baptism
so if you want to be baptized here, that will be ok, but you have to pay the ticket and visa yourself
Musa: I thought you said that the church will do everything and now you are telling me that I have to pay air ticket and visa
Me: only if you want to do the baptism here in UK
if you do it in your country they will pay for the expenses to get you here
Musa: Baby why not you come here in the Gambia wedding ceremony
Is very easy here get married in the Gambia is not expensive
Me: I told you it has to be in our church
Musa: OK now start working on my papers because I want to do it in uk
Me: ok, then you have to pay the ticket, visa and passport yourself
Musa: So then we make it here because I don't have money for that
Me: you mean you make the baptism there?
that's the most best idea
Musa: Yes
UK
Me: baptism in UK?
Musa: So then we make it here because I don't have money for that
Me: I don't understand you
where are you going to do the baptism?
Musa: I mean baptising in uk marriage in uk
Me: that's very disappointing
we will have to wait a very long time for the wedding to happen then
Musa: Then tell me how you want it to be
Because so many people here got married here
Me: I want to get married in UK and for you to do the baptism in Gambia
Musa: OK now how will it be done here
Me: it's all mentioned in the document. step by step how you need to do it
Musa: So are you coming to witness it here in Gambia
Me: I don't think that would be possible dear. But you have to film it and I will love to see it
Musa: But to be frank I don't want it to be done here
Me: I know, but it's not like we really have a choice right?
Musa: But the baptise can't be done here
Me: of course it can
Musa: I don't want to be done here baby
Please I want you to understand that
Me: I understand
so what's your solution?
Musa: I want it to be done here
Me: how?
Musa: If you can understand I would like you to come to Gambia and we do our marriage ceremony here
Me: That's not possible
Musa: You want married ceremony be done in your church, but there are not ready to help you without baptised, and that will not be done here
Me: You can do it without a problem if you want
Musa: Why you can't come here
Many people have married from there but is done here so why not us
Me: Because I can't travel to Gambia right now
Musa: Why
Me: The wedding should be in our church, You know that is important to me
Musa: OK

Monday
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
Me: Good morning honey
Musa: How are you doing today
Me: Im ok. Just worried
Musa: OK
Me: So did you decide yet? Ar you going to do the baptism in your country?
Musa: I said I can do it here,
Me: Ok, when will you do it?
Musa: Baby, if I can have from you we will get married in the Gambia, because is not expensive here
Me: That's not the problem. My church is here in UK, we have to do it here
Musa: So your people would not help till I came there
Me: they will help after you're baptized. That is the final thing to do before you become a member of our church
Musa: OK, I should find passport and visa for my self
Me: If you don't want to do the baptism before you come here, yes
Musa: Baby, they are not ready to help you
Me: yes they are
I told you they have done it before with other new members, but you just have to finish this process first
Musa: Because I can find visa for my self and come to UK and be come a member of your church
Anyway, I am ready to marry you as a life time partner
Me: ok
it's up to you to decide
you either pay for your own visa, passport and ticket and do the baptism in UK
or you do the baptism in Gambia and the church will pay everything
Musa: If I find everything for my self here and come to UK? Is not no need to be a member in your church, because they don't do anything to my travelling
Me: they will pay everything for your travel. You only need to do the baptism. It's that easy
Musa: I said I cannot do it here, simply my own country Gambia
Me: why not?
I don't see the problem
Musa: You people don't want to help you as a church member
Me: Yes they do. I told you this many times. You should just follow the procedures.
Musa: To help someone to get married and get baptised two different things
Me: when you're baptized, the membership process is completed. The church helps... only when you're a member
Musa: If you people want to help you to get married with me, they will help you till I came there
You don't use any money on my travelling and you expect me to be a member of your church, that will not be possible
Me: I keep explaining. They can't do anything now. You need to be baptized first. The rules of our church are that we can't help out anybody with things like this before they are a member
Musa: Now , I am ready to marry you as my life time partner and I never disappointed you in life
I am ready for that too
Me: so if you are truly ready, just do the baptism please, so you can be here with me in no time
Musa: Please try and make arrangements with your boss at the working place, get two weeks leave and come to Gambia for holiday, we get married here
Your people don't want to help you get married
Forget about this baptised here here and concentrate how to get married with you
Me: I told you I need us to get married in our church. I can only marry members of our church. The church really wants to help. They are very happy that you want to become a member. You just have to do this last thing
Musa: To be frank, I cannot do here
Now forget about your church now, we try our own
Me: what do you suggest now?
Musa: Now you decide because o have done all what you ask me to do
Me: you didn't do the baptism
Musa: I told you I cannot do it here
Me: then what's your solution?
Musa: Come here is less expensive and easy if you love me
Me: I love you, but I have to get married in our church. There is no other way
Musa: Then you see what next
I don't have papers to come and you don't want to come am becoming discourage now I have no idea
Me: do you want to marry me?
Musa: Yes of course
Me: then why are you being so difficult? just do the fucking baptism
Musa: I can't do it here
Me: WHY NOT?
Musa: Only if you come to witness it
Me: I can't do that right now
Musa: OK,
To be frank to you, I cannot baptised here my country Gambia, but I am 100 percent willing to get married with you from deep of my heart and I will never disappointed you in my life
Take note of that
Me: You are disappointng me right now

Today
Musa: Good morning to you my baby
Me: Hi
Musa: I don't disappointed you
Me: Yes you do
Musa: I told you what you said I cannot do it here my own country Gambia
Me: Why not?
Musa: You should understand
Me: I don't
Musa: I am ready to marry you and I will never disappointed you in life
Me: Then stop disappointing me and do the baptism
Musa: If you people are not ready to help you to get married with me, let me try visa for my self. when I get there we can get married
Me: If you want, but that will take a long time
I really don't see the problem
Musa: To getting married with you as nothing to do with baptised
Me: You know, the church doesn't really tell this, because they don't want new members for the wrong reason, but new members that converted recently and need financial aid for the travel, receive $7.500,- when membership is completed.
Musa: Tell them that I am convinced him to baptised when he came here UK
They don't do anything to my travelling to UK you expect me to baptised go to region that will not possible
Me: Then there will be no wedding....
Musa: Why not you come to Gambia for wedding, people use to get married here easily
Me: I told you that many times. And in the papers from the attorney it says you come to UK, so that's final
Musa: How can I come to UK your people don't want to help you
Me: I told you how they are going to help
Musa: Now what I decided as long as your people don't want to help you for us get married, let me try visa for my own and when I get there we can get married because you don't want to come to Gambia
Me: Do the baptism, then you receive 7500,- and legal help to hget to uk quickly
Musa: I said I can do it here my own country, this is the place where I born I cannot do such things like that
Married has nothing to do with baptised
Me: So you don't want to marry me
Musa: Stop saying that, I told you I am ready to marry you as my life time partner and I will never disappointed you in life
Me: But you are disappointing me now
Musa: Stop saying that please
Me: Then just stop being difficult and do the baptism
Musa: I will never do it here
Stop telling me do baptise here
Me: Then there will not be a wedding
Musa: If you want before next week, there will be wedding you will come to my country Gambia for holiday
Me: I told you, we have to get married in UK in our church. You signed for that and that's final. So you do the baptism and you'll get the money for travel or you don't do the baptism and the wedding is off
Musa: You don't want to come to the Gambia
I can do the baptise in the Gambia, if you can understand
I am repeating the same word
I can do it here
Me: Of course you can do it there. I don't see the problem
Musa: Baby I want you to understand I am a Muslim by region and you said if you want our travel to easy for me, I should register on your church and I did that all the processed and you want me to baptised before travelling. you don't spend any money on my travelling and you wanted me to baptised
I will not do it here baby Emma
Me: The church will spend a lot on your travel after you're baptised
Musa: Baby I can do the baptise here in the Gambia, you understand now
Me: Yes i know you can
Musa: Baby you understand now
Sweet heart you understand now
My only love, you understand now
Me: Yes I understand that you can do the baptism. There is no problem at all to do it.
Musa: Really that is things? I cannot do it here
Me: Don't you understand? It is that or no wedding at all? Is that what you want?
Musa: I told you I am always ready to marry you as my life time partner. I never disappointed you in life
Me: but you are disappointing me by not doing the baptism
Musa: I said I will not do it, and I will do it in my country Gambia
I don't say I will not do it. I said I will not do it here in the Gambia
Me: Well. that's a real problem then
Musa: Baby really I love you from deep of my heart, and I am ready to marry you even today
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK YOU REFUSE TO DO SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE THIS???
Musa: Baby please understand
Why you also refuse to come to Gambia for our wedding ceremony
Me: because I didn't do that the first time and that ended very badly. I need that blessing
Musa: Thousands of people are marking here everyday without these procedures so why us
Me: because I need it to be in our church
Musa: To be frank to you, I cannot do it here
Me: ok
Musa: Really If you can understand as I I told you
I will be very glad
Me: I understand
you don't want to go on with the marriage
Musa: I said, I want to marry you and I will never disappointed you in life.
To marry you, don't have too mind on that. I will married you
Me: so you will just save money for everything then?
it will take so long
Musa: I leave everything with the hand of God , if say we will married before the end of the month, we will get married before the end of month
Me: ok, but we won't. I leave the country next saturday
and will be gone for 3 weeks
Musa: Going to were baby
Me: to my home country
Musa: Nederland
Me: yes
Musa: Doing what there
Me: visiting family and friends
Musa: Really baby, I am so happy to hear that from you
Me: ok, I'm glad
Musa: Because if we get married, I would like to see you family especially your parents dad and mum
Me: I know. That's why I need to go, to tell them about you
Musa: You country nederland, if I have a correct invitation letter there before getting married they will give me visa
Me: When you go to your country, you asked your parents, they tell you everything
Musa: I'm only there for a few days not long enough to arrange things. And my church is in UK
UK enough for transactions
Anyway, I happy to you see you visit your family

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:52 pm

Talking in circles every day.... so nice. Let's have him thinking for the next few weeks and we'll see what he comes up with. After that I might go for a different plan.

Wednesday

Musa: Good morning to you my sweet heart
Emma: good morning
Musa: How are you doing today
Emma: I am not happy
Musa: Why you are not happy
Emma: because you refuse to cooperate
Musa: I fully cooperate with you
Emma: then just do the baptism in your country please
Musa: I will not do it here in my country Gambia
If you want all things to be solved, please come over to the Gambia
Emma: so that means there won't be a wedding
Musa: Of course if you come to the Gambia, we can do the married
Emma: I will not come to Gambia for the wedding. It has to be in our church. You already agreed on that so stop whining and make it happen
Musa: I want to be happen in the Gambia, we get married here
Baby I love you from my heart
Emma: I love you very much too. The wedding will be in UK
Musa: Baby please try and come to Gambia for our wedding ceremony. so that you can see my family too
Emma: The wedding has to be in UK. Just do the baptism and it will all be arranged
Musa: Honestly I can do it here my own country baby understand now
Emma: No, I don't understand
Musa: I really love you from my heart and I am ready to marry you as my best partner. but baptised in my own country. I can do that baby
Emma: You have to if you want to marry me
Musa: Married and baptised are different
Emma: I know
Musa: Married is life time thing
Emma: the marriage needs to be here in UK in our church.
for the church to support you financially you have to be baptized.
I keep telling you the same thing for the last 4 days now
Musa: Baby I cannot baptised in my country Gambia
Emma: why not?
Musa: Why not you understand now
Married has nothing to do with region
Emma: No I don't understand you
why can't you just do this?
Musa: Baby why can you understand now
Emma: why can't you just do the baptism
Musa: How are you doing today
Emma: not good, because you refuse to cooperate
Musa: I am fully time cooperate with you
I will never disappointed you in life
I am ready to marry you as my life time partner
Emma: then do the baptism so we can get you to come here
Musa: What do you want me to tell now, because I told you I cannot do it here and you are still repeating the same thing
Emma: and so are you
Musa: I am ready to marry you even today
Emma: me too
Musa: So not you come to Gambia, we get married easily and keep
Emma: no.. you have to come here for the wedding
Musa: Baby I know what I am saying, things are easy here than there
Emma: you keep telling me that, but still, the wedding will be in UK
Musa: Please think of it, I love you so much and I want us to together by now
Emma: If you really want us to be together you need to do the baptism, it's easy as that
Musa: I am take shower, and I will get back
Emma: ok

Thursday
Musa: Hello my baby
Good morning to you baby
Emma: Good morning. When will you do the baptism?
Musa: You start again baby
How are you doing
Emma: Not good
Musa: Have a good day baby
Emma: I'm sad and tired because I couldn't sleep
Musa: Why you make your self uncomfortable, because I told you I am going to marry you as my life time partner and I will never disappointed you in life.
I things that is enough
Emma: but you refuse to do this one simple thing
Musa: I don't say is not simply but I can't do it here.
You understand now
Emma: No
Musa: OK
I wish you good day my love
Later
Musa: Hello
Baby, how is your day
Emma: not good. I'm still sad
Musa: I don't want you to be uncomfortable your self, please calm down just try and come to Gambia for our wedding ceremony.
Baby I told you things are keeps here
Emma: no, the wedding has to be here in UK
like we agreed
Musa: If that is not possible, then least try and do another thing to solve this problem
Emma: like what?
Musa: That's is easy way to solve this problem, and you just come to Gambia
Before coming I will go to ministry of justice and arrange the things before the day
Emma: I'm only going to gambia for the honeymoon, the wedding is in UK
Musa: I know is your welling to be in uk but if it's is not possible there why can we make it to be in the Gambia
Emma: because it has to be in our church
Musa: OK, that's what you decide to be in uk
Emma: yes it is
Musa: I want you to come to the Gambia, because I love you so much my sweet heart
Emma: I need you to come to UK because I love you and you promised
Musa: I know you want me to come to UK for our wedding ceremony,
Emma: we go to gambia for our honeymoon
Musa: Now if you go to your country nederland, you visit me there, I will have a visa before we get married
Emma: I'm not there long enough to arrange that
Musa: If you arrange that will also possible
Emma: no
UK!
in our church
Please don't be so difficult
Musa: Honestly I am not difficult to you. I am very down to earth
Baby you really know that I love you from my heart
Later
Musa: Hello baby
Emma: but you are being difficult now
Just do this one thing and we can be together
Musa: To be honest to you I am not difficult
I can't do it here my love
Emma: you have to or we can't be together
Musa: OK
Emma: what is it exactly that you can't do?
I can try to talk to my pastor to see if we can work it out in a way that works
Musa: I cannot do it here my own country Gambia
Emma: why not?
Musa: Really I cannot do it
Emma: explain what it is that you can not do and why
Musa: I can explain it to you but I cannot do it here
Emma: start with explaining
Musa: I cannot explain to you
Emma: then there's nothing i can do to help yo
Musa: Anything you decide fine
Emma: I want to help
but you don't let me
Musa: Because over a week now, I am telling you that I cannot do it, you don't want to understand
More than one week, I am repeating same thing, you don't want to understand
Emma: you keep repeating the same thing as well
Help me understand
Musa: I was doing all things you are asked me to it and this one if I tell you I cannot do it, why can you understand
Emma: because it is necessary and the final thing...
I want to udnerstand the problem and help fixing it
The wedding has to be in UK, so i want to help
Musa: Baby both of us want to get married by now, but if that is not possible, we try another solution
Emma: yes, so tell me what is the problem with the baptism and we find a way to solve it
Musa: You know that I am a Muslim by region and if I decide leave my region without any reason (This will be a problem later, let’s just ignore it for now)
That's is my main reason of not do it baby understand
To get married with you dozen mean that I should leave my region no
I can married you both of us stay our religion, that's is a problem
Emma: I understand
so do it inside, so nobody sees it
Musa: My country Gambia 99 percent are Muslim and you cannot do such things like these
I am explain to you since a week now, you don't want to understand
Baby to be frank to you, I really love you from deep of my heart and I will married you as my life time partner. I never disappointed you in life
You take note
Emma: I know all these things, but if you want to marry me, that has to be done in UK, so I can ask my pastor if the baptism can be altered a bit and you can do it inside your house, but it has to be done in order for them to support you financially
Musa: Baby understand I can do it here please
Emma: it has to be done there
Musa: I have nothing to tell you now
Emma: ok
if you don't want to think of a solution there is nothing I can do to help
Musa: OK
Now just write a invitation letter to me, and find a visa for my self, because as long as you don't want to come to my country

Friday
Musa: Hello
Emma: hi
I am trying to find a solution, but you don't seem to want that
Musa: Really my baby, I want us to be together by now. I am love you so much
Emma: I know, I want that too
Musa: Baby to be frank to you, I love you so much and my mind is always on you every time
Emma: I know, mine as well
Musa: Baby some time I sit and thinking of you the hold night
Emma: I know that. me too, but we still don't have a solution
Musa: Baby think of it very well, we have to be together now
Emma: I know, I want that too. So tell me what is it about the baptism that you can not do, so I can talk to my pastor about a solution
Musa: Tell him that I want to marry musa he is in the Gambia and is a Muslim, I want us to get married in uk my church. When he comes to UK he can baptise here. less make a solution for him to be here
Emma: ok, I can't tell him that, he thinks you're a christian now
we have to find a way to do the baptism there. Maybe a bit altered from what's instructed, but we can discuss that
so I need to know what it is that you can't do and what would be possible
Musa: The quick way to see each other to get married, you come to Gambia for our wedding ceremony
Things are easy here than there
Emma: I know, just answer my question please
Musa: For real, I can't do it here
Emma: that's not an answer
what parts can you not do and what can you do?
Musa: I cannot do the hold things here
Emma: Please think about it
I have to work now
Musa: Baby as I told you I cannot do it here my own country
Baby I want you to understand it now
Emma: I understand that it is hard, but there has to be a way. I told you I'd talk about altering the baptism with my pastor
Musa: OK
Emma: but I can only do that when you tell me what is possible for you to do
Musa: I can only do it here till I when out of my country
I want you to understand that please
Emma: I'm trying to make it easier for you, but you don't even want to cooperate
Musa: I am full time cooperate with you, but what I cannot do it. I cannot do it
Emma: then you are not fulltime cooperative

Later
Musa: Hello
Emma: hi

Musa: Please less make a solution on this
Emma: yes please
Musa: Baby I am full time cooperate
I really love you and I am always thinking of you
Emma: if you are really full time cooperate, just do the baptism
Musa: What I am explain to you, you don't understand I said this country 99 percent are Muslim for that been the case I cannot do it here please please understand
Emma: I understand, but you keep telling me you want to fulltime cooperate but you don't
you need to find a solution to do the baptism in a way that is acceptable to you as well as our church
I leave tomorrow for 3 weeks, I don't want to be worried all that time because you refuse to cooperate
Musa: OK, as long as you don't to understand is not a problem
Emma: but it is a problem, because I want to get you here to marry you
don't you want that?
Musa: As long as you don't want to come to Gambia, just write a correct invitation letter to me in the Gambia and stated I Emma <snip> invite Mr musa <snip> to UK he is coming here for our wedding ceremony for this date and sign it
Emma: but you promised to become member of our church. That is so much easier, they arrange everything
Musa: Yes if that is not possible, we Try for another solution. I want get married with you.
Emma: Yes I want that too
Musa: If you go to your home country nederland, tell your parents about me they will tell you best solution
Emma: I told you, my parents are not nice people. They only want to help me get back together with my ex husband. Is that what you want?
Musa: Your country nederland, if you write invitation to me in the Gambia, I will have to visa to come to there Holland
Emma: but the wedding must be in UK, not in Holland
Musa: I understand that the should be in uk. But we can find Holland to travel and after wedding can take place in uk
Emma: I don't live in holland, I'll only be there for a few days
Musa: I definitely know that You are not living there, but to travelling is easy Holland than uk from Gambia
Emma: ok, but without papers it's not legal for you to go from holland to uk
it's not an option
Musa: OK

Later
Musa: How are you doing at the moment
Emma: I'm just worried
Musa: I know my sweety
I am very worried too
If you travel when are you coming back to UK
Emma: After 3 weeks
Musa: You have a holiday
Emma: yes
Musa: OK
You want to spend the hold three weeks at Holland
Emma: no, I told you just a few days
after that I go to the beach
Musa: I will have assist to communicate with you
Emma: I don't think I'll have data much
you can try email, but I won't be able to use messenger
Musa: OK, I will try you through the email
Baby but email is not fast
Emma: I know, I can't help it
I will be back
Musa: Oh okay
Emma: It's only 3 weeks. and maybe you can do the baptism in that time or think about a solution on how you can do it
Musa: Three weeks is not only
Before you are going to spend three weeks out side England, why can you come to Gambia for our wedding ceremony and we will be together the hold three weeks
Emma: can't everything is booked already
Musa: Before you will booked to another country out side uk, why not you come to Gambia, you know that we supposed to get married and you have leave you want to spend outside
Emma: this was booked long before we met
Musa: Oh okay, I understand it
For me, if you explain briefly I understand it automatically (really? You could’ve fooled me)

Today
Musa: Baby I am going to miss you
Emma: yes, me too
Musa: My mind is always on you
Emma: yes, I"m thinking about you all the time as well
Musa: I am thinking of you to get married before end of the month
Emma: that's impossible. I will be gone
Musa: I wish that will happen when you come back from holiday
Emma: Yes, I want that as well
so you should do the baptism before I come back and send me the video. We can get you here within a week when I return
Musa: Baby as I told you, you don't understand it, I can do it here
Emma: I think you will have to find a way to do it
If you really want to marry me
Musa: I said to you that ,I am going to marry you as my life time partner and I will never disappointed you in life but I can't do it here
Emma: I know you said that, but it's the only option we have
Musa: Least fine a solution to get married
Emma: I have a solution, but you don't want it
Musa: What is that solutions
Emma: do the baptism
Musa: Why can't you forget about this baptised because I cannot do it here in my own country Gambia, for forget about it
Emma: I can't because it's the only option we have
Musa: We can think another option before you come from holiday
Emma: ok, you think of another option. I know there isn't one
Musa: Both of us think together for very good option
Emma: ok
but there is no other solution
Musa: I want you know that I have a standard love for you. my mind is always on you every time
Emma: what is a standard love?
Musa: I mean, I love you up to a standard
Emma: to what standard?
Musa: I love you so much
Emma: what standard do you mean?
Musa: I love you up to stage, I cannot control my self
Emma: what stage?
I don't understand
Musa: I am just express my self up to high level
Emma: did you smoke weed?
Musa: That what I mean
I never smoke in my life
What do you mean about smoke weed
Emma: smoking weed will make you high
Musa: I am just express my self to you on love
Emma: Ok.
I have to leave now
we'll talk again when I'm back
please think about the baptism in the meantime
Musa: I cannot do it here please (but this one stays unread... Emma left)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:07 pm

Seriously: we've had two lads do MUIE baptisms in Nigeria in the last few months, and there was no real issue. How is the Gambia any different? You could also send him pictures from one of our baptisms and ask him why he can't do that when they had no issues.

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:18 pm

I think he's being afraid of the other muslims. Conversion to christianity isn't really accepted in a lot of places. Maybe the reward will be made higher, so he can share it

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:02 am

Quote:

we've had two lads do MUIE baptisms in Nigeria in the last few months, and there was no real issue. How is the Gambia any different?

They're the same because they are both in Africa? Confused

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:17 am

I mean that is something that she could ask the lad. I recall one bait (or maybe it was something in Eater University) where calling a lad Ugandan offended him, so maybe that would work??? Question

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A Muslim who is perceived to be apostate becomes extremely unpopular within their own community. In some parts of the world, it carries a death sentence, or long prison sentence, under Sharia law.

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:00 pm

LOL as a Muslim myself I might be able to help you come up with some authoritative sounding Prophetic sayings that might persuade him that it's OK to "experiment". Let me know.

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