Musa..... Adventures of a moron.. Safari #4

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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:27 pm

then I did something good. He's cranky now. Started asking for money again, first for a passport, then for his sick father and was annoyed when I asked what's wrong with his father. He's being ignored now for being angry and he doesn't like it. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:49 pm

Bravo.

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Great stuff!

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Wonderful reading!

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Wow, wonderful work! I'm enjoying this bait so much. clapping

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:52 pm

Yesterday evening
Me: Thank you so much for doing this for us
Musa: Baby this is very difficult to have from people. I just want to satisfy you and not discourage on my side
Hello
Baby you are silent today, what wrong with you I have been thinking of you every minute
Me: Honey, I'm so happy about what you did, if I were with you I would kiss you so much right now
I've not been online much today butt iv been thinking of you so much
Musa: I want you to know that without talking to you it gives me a problem, so that been I always like to communicate with you
Me: I know dear. I missed you very much too and am always happy to talk with you
Musa: I want you to understand my situation of my passport, I used to tell you that to have passport here very difficult and any time I told you about. You always said the church will do everything
Me: Yes, that's what I told you
Musa: I want you to help me your own money to assist me to have a passport before church as a partner
The two couple, they should assist each other for anything
Me: I know, but it's not easy, because we're not married yet
Musa: Yes, but you should understand my situation.
If you know the good mind, I have for you you will really help before time
honey I have a good mind and I really understand your situation
Me: I have sent the video to my pastor already, the whole congregation will see it tomorrow in church and I will speak with him
Musa: Baby I have a belief and trust in me, I really love you. If you know the love I have for you you will quickly work on my travels to you
Me: I'm doing everything I can. you know that
Musa: Baby I hope I will not offend you if I want you to help me with some money as I have a family issue to settle. ..as you know now is only you that I share my ideas with. .
Me: I know that. What is the family issue?
Musa: I want to buy stuffs for my father and he is old now
Me: ok, but what is the issue?
Musa: I need you to help me with money please
Me: I don't undertand the family issue
Musa: I said I want to buy stuffs for my father and his medication as he is not feeling well these days
Me: what is wrong with him?
Musa: Forget about it, if don't understand
Me: Don't be angry, I'm trying to understand what is wrong honey
Musa: He is old and not feeling well I said
Or is it a crime to tell you to send me money when I have problems
Me: You sound really angry right now and I don't like it one bit
I'm just trying to understand what is wrong, because that is what people do in a relationship
but if it's too much to just talk about it then go be angry alone. I'll talk to you again tomorrow when your mood is more better
Ignoring mode on
Musa: I am not angry
Please leat chart , we are in weekend
Hello baby
Halfway through the night
Musa: Good morning to you baby Emma
Halfway through the afternoon today
Musa: Baby what wrong with you, since yesterday you are silent today

This evening
Me: Are you still angry, or ready to have a normal conversation now?
Musa: I am very sorry and what have happened yesterday baby. Please I am seeking for apologies
Please for forgive me baby
Me: what happened?
Musa: Because I want to be talking you at the end we don't understand each other. I feel it yesterday. Please please forgive me ok
Me: I tried to understand you but you started acting like a toddler in the candy isle of the supermarket
So explain, why did you react that way?
Musa: Nothing baby
Me: didn't look like nothing to me
Musa: Baby I love you so much from my heart
Me: I know.
So if you do, why did you act like that yesterday?
Musa: Baby, please forget about this, so that I can free in mind
Me: that's not how this relationship works. When you fuck up you talk about it.
Musa: Please I want you to forgive me. I apologise you for everything baby.
Me: I will forgive you if you explain why you acted like that yesterday
Musa: My dad is not feeling well and I am the third son of family and I am the one working in the family. I am out of financial and I need to buy medicine for him
That's is the only reason to act like that, so that been I want you to understand in that way
Me: So what is wrong with your father?
Musa: He is suffering from malaria, is a common sickness in my country. It course by mosquito
Me: That's bad
why was it so hard to tell me that yesterday?
Musa: That's is my reasons baby
Me: what is your reason?
Musa: Yes please
Me: but why did you get angry when I asked about it yesterday?
Musa: I am without money
Me: okay but that's not my fault so I don't understand why you would get angry at me about it
Musa: That's why I apologies you for that is not your fault
Me: I know it's not, but you don't explain why you got angry
Musa: Baby is only that please
Me: only what?
it really doesn't make sense, you just don't answer my question
Musa: I am without money, that makes me angry and later I reliance is not your fault
Me: ok
Musa: Baby let me tell you throughout yesterday, I don't sleep at night. I am thinking of you the hold night
Baby I love you so much
Me: That's so sweet. I love you very much too
Musa: I love you from my heart
Baby my mind is always on you every minute
Me: That's so sweet. I've been thinking about you all day too

Not a word about the video, or what my pastor said about it..... looks like we can drag this out a little longer Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:15 pm

OMG just catching up on this thread. WOW!! This is some first class baiting!!
Cool

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:38 pm

Thanks all, the compliments mean a lot to me coming from you long-time baiters.

Monday
Musa: Baby that is my worries, how to see you now
Me: I know. We'll figure it out. There's a woman in my church who wanted to marry a man from africa. It seemed impossible until the church helped them out. They are really happy now and have a lovely little boy.
Musa: Oh okay, do you think we will make transaction before the end of this month
Me: I hope so
Musa: The date we stated there is approaching
Me: Yes I know
Musa: It is only 11 days left, I don't think we will make it
Me: Then we'll pick another date when we know for certain when you can be here
As I said, everything has to be perfect, I want this to be the last time that i'm getting married

He’s so boring sometimes, so I feigned that I had a terrible backpain and needed medication that made me sleepy, so I didn’t need to talk to him for a while Laughing

Musa: My concerns is how to reach you were you are Notting done yet
Me: sure, a lot has been done, you've done the reading, It was shown in our church last sunday
everybody was so excited to see it
Musa: OK, sounds sweet
Me: I know, it was
Oh, no I totally forgot
Musa: Forgot what
Me: My pastor sent me something yesterday, but I was a bit fuzzy because of the medication
Musa: That's for who
Me: for you
it's not a form, don't worry
<Membership completion.pdf>
Musa: Baby, what is that also
Me: It belongs to the completion of the membership. After it's completed the church will be able to help out legally, financially, anything

And he was silent. I’m curious about his response, but I think his 3 braincells need some processing time for this.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:18 pm

Musa: Baby I this form is for read and understand only
Me: It has instructions on what to do
Musa: When I come there
Me: no, before the church can help you out with getting here
Musa: I told you baby, satin things I can do it here till I came there

This part was spread out over the whole day
Me: I know, you told me, but this has to be done before you can come here
Musa: I can do that please
Baby, if things cannot possibly to your church ?you try and come to come to my country Gambia we do our marriage here in ministry of justice
I am trying all ways things can possibly please you can come to Gambia and we married here
Is very easy to marry here at ministry justice
Me: Sorry dear, I'm not coming to Gambia for the wedding, that has to be in my church. We'll go to Gambia for our honeymoon afterwards if you want, so I can meet your family
Musa: Baby I have been trying all means to solve this problem, but your pastor trying to discourage me.
Tell him that I am trying musa to join me, satin things he can do that
Me: He is not trying to discourage you, he is welcoming you with open arms, this is just standard procedure for proselytes
Musa: Baby you are trying me to come there, but your pastor is discourage me completely
Me: He isn't, i just explained
Don't be discouraged, just follow the procedures and everything will be fine
Musa: Baby really your pastor is discourage me
Me: The only thing holding you back now is your own attitude
Musa: Tell him that musa cannot do satin things. I am trying him to come to England and we get married.
Me: You're repeating yourself.
Do you want to marry me?
Musa: Yes that is fact
Me: Then just follow procedures and stop complaining please
Musa: Baby, I can do that, what he's said
Me: Yes, I know you can do that, it's not very difficult
Musa: Baby really I don't want to disobeyed you but I can't do that
Me: Guess there won't be a wedding then. You really disappoint me now
Musa: I don't disappointed you because what your pastor tell me to I can do that for real
I want to marry you and I will never disappointed you in life.
Me: Then just follow the fucking procedures!
Musa: I follow the procedure this is the only procedures, I can't do it and you understand
Me: No, I don't understand
I really thought you loved me and wanted to be with me and now that we're so close to being together you decide to refuse to go through with it. I really don't understand
Musa: OK, now what I should do
Baby tell me what to do now
Me: Follow the instructions from the document i sent you yesterday
Musa: OK I will look on to it. When close from work
Me: Thank you

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Oh, my word..what are these 'satin' things that Musa doesn't want to follow instructions on? Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:36 pm

That might just be a monument of faith Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:39 pm

Good luck! Now if only Ezze would do something like that...

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:42 pm

I have no idea if this idiot will actually do it, but I can always change the plan.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:51 pm

Go for it! As they often say, go big or go home!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:40 pm

This evening
Musa: Hello
Me: hi honey
Musa: How are you doing
Me: I'm ok, you too?
Musa: My love please explain to me on how to work on the last form sent..I don't understand it please
Me: You don't need to fill a form, you must make the monument like the instructions
It's not that hard
Musa: What do you mean by the monument ? Is it a diagram form
What do you mean by the monument? Is it a diagram form
Me: Just read the instructions
It is all written step by step
Musa: Ok
I should write on a plane paper
Me: no
that's not what it says
Did you read it at all? It's very clear to me
Musa: Written on what
Me: it is written in the instructions in the file that I sent you yesterday
Musa: I will try it
Me: so you understand what you have to do?
Musa: I am still reading
Me: ok
Musa: I think this is the last form ( Laughing

you wish!)
Me: so you understand?
Musa: I will still over it tonight
Me: okay thank you

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:16 am

If this ain't love then I ain't knowing what love be eh?

Quote:

Musa: I don't disappointed you because what your pastor tell me to I can do that for real
I want to marry you and I will never disappointed you in life.
Me: Then just follow the fucking procedures!

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:24 am

Quote:

Linoline Joined: 06 Apr 2018

Can't wait to see what you do once you learn a thing or two. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:04 am

Eating chicken wings and watching Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:42 am

I'm here!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Can't wait to see that lad borrow a spade and get digging! LOL

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:35 am

I think the obedient idiot is actually contemplating doing it

Musa: Good morning to you
Baby I was reading this all over tonight, but I don't understand it
I want you to kindly assist me and help me with it please
Help me how to do it
Me: how can I help you?
Musa: I even take the paper to people and explained to me, but they all me they don't understand this (I really hope he did and made a fool out of himself)
Please if you understand it, you help me to do it
Me: What is it that you don't understand about it
It explains that you have to make a monument of faith and it says exactly how to do it
Musa: OK, I will look on to it ? I close from work today
I will close early today
Me: That's good, maybe you can start immediately
Musa: I am asking baby, I should write on a paper
Me: no
you don't need to write anything
you must make a hill out of sand
on there you place a pole
on that an arrow pointing upwards
and a sign made out of wood showing the sign of our church
then you plant some evergreen shrubs or flowers on the hill
and you need to make pictures of the process
and a picture of you in front of the finished monument
That's all
Musa: I can do it here, till I travel to a village
Me: you need to do it close to your home
Musa: You can have placed to do it here
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: You cannot have a hill here , until you travel to a village
Me: you don't understand
you have to make a hill yourself
a small one
just 1,5 meters wide and 1 to 1,5 meters high
all you need for that is some dark sand where plants can grow in
Musa: OK
Me: so you understand now?
Musa: Not exactly but I will try best
Me: make sure you do it as instructed, it will only take more time if you have to make adjustments afterward
Musa: OK

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Hahahaha - fingers and toes crossed.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:24 pm

Musa: Show me a diagram of the sign of your church
Me: it's on the top of the page honey
Musa: Baby I should make it and pictures of it
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: To make your this thing is very difficult and your diagram
Me: what diagram are you talking about?
Musa: The one top of your paper
Me: What's not to understand about that?
you should take a wooden board and draw the image on it
Musa: I understand everything now, but to have wooden board design like that is a problem
Me: but you need to attach the symbol to the pole, it should be big enough and clearly visible.
Musa: If you tell me to draw on a big paper and design it
Me: but paper won't last in the rain and of course you need to leave the monument in place after building it and take care of the shrubs or flowers
so paper won't do
Musa: Were am living is very difficult for me
Me: Just start with the monument and think of a solution for the symbol
Musa: After made it and pictures of it and send it to you
Me: you have to make pictures at every step of the process
so we can make a nice presentation of it to show in church
Musa: Baby it is going to take time of these
Me: I know honey
Musa: Baby this thing is not easy
Me: I know you can do it
Musa: Were I am staying to make this thing is not easy for me
Me: You'll find a way to do it anyway I'm sure you can
Musa: I am living in town, but I am from village is not easy for me
Me: then you should make the monument close to the house where you live now. Easy like that
Musa: I prepared monument only
Me: what do you mean?
Musa: Baby is very difficult for me, because we don't have Christian surrounding who can help you to do this thing
Me: Then you need to do it by yourself
Musa: OK, but it will take time for me do it
Me: I know dear
just make pictures every time you work on it
Musa: Things are not easy for me here
Me: But you can do it. I know you can

Real life has me away from facebook a lot this weekend, so I guess musa has to work without support for a few days. Let's see what happens... Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:02 pm

Holy crap... he did it.... sorta

Saturday moring just before noon
Musa: Baby I did it

Emma just arrived home after a weekend away, sees the pictures and replies:
"Are you kidding me?"

I mean, nice try lad, but this doesn't look at all like the instructions..... That sign, it's invisible. I instructed a pole, larger than himself, with a clearly visible arrow pointing upwards on it. The hill.... way too small.
He's going to be so happy when he reads my reply Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:21 pm

I do have to admit that no Lad has built me a bigger monument but he really is making Mountains out of Molemen.

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