Musa..... Adventures of a moron.. Safari #4

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:53 pm

Saturday
Musa: There is no money at the bank, tell me something I can hear
Stop fulling me I never I like it
Later
Emma: Did you ask them?
Musa: Ask them for what
Emma: If they know where the money is
Musa: I want to tell you that if you don't want help me. I am going stop relationship with you emejectly.
Emma: Honey, I am helping you and I want to try to find out where the money went, but you need to answer my questions
All I know is that you gave me an account number on email, I transferred the money, then you say your bank gave you other information and you didn't get money. I want to know where it is now, so please help me out here
Musa: I told you the bank knows better, they said they account number I gave is not enough only that money cannot come in to my account. That why they give me all details to send it to you. and I explain that to you, you start telling me you receive money, how can I received money and request money from you is that makes sense.
Emma: Because I had sent it to the first account that you sent me and my bank contacted the bank in gambia for the missing details
but let's not argue about that. We need to find out where the money is
Did you ask your bank if they received it or not?
Musa: I said I when to the ask them let them check my account my partner send money to my account, and they check out and they said to me there is no money yet. and the man ask me what did you send to your partner, I say to him, I only sent my account and the man told that is not enough. Let me give the correct details of your account, and the bank it self.
Emma: Ok, I understand
Musa: That why I send you that details emejectly
If you send money to that account, you will go back to the bank you correct all details and send it back to me.
Emma: Like I told you the money has been picked up already
Did you tell anybody that you were going to receive money from me?
Because I believe someone, maybe a friend of yours, knew about it, and entered your email account to change your bank account details and send it to me.
Who has access to your computer or phone? YOu need to change your password immediately

Sunday
Musa: Forget about it, because I stop relationship now period
Your religion christina is not true religion, because only the are fulling people around the world, why are you doing that you don't believe your religion.
How can you convince me to be Christian while Christianity is not true religion
Do you think I don't know what I am doing. I am a real Muslim I pray regularly. anything I say, I really mean it.
Emma: Honey I know you're sincere. Please stop talking like this and answer my question s. I believe someone used your phone or computer to send me the wrong information
I will go back to my bank tomorrow to ask them if there's anything they can do
And you need to go to your bank to ask if they know who picked up the money
Can you do this please
Honey, I love you, I want to be with you
Musa: You don't love me, if you love me you will send money to me through Western union that is emejectly transfer. But you try to discourage me with the money
Emma: You never even mentioned western union.
And I do love you
And I sent you 10.000,- on friday, but something went wrong. I want to recover it and get it to you
Musa: OK, if you clear things you send it to through Western union that is easier.
Emma: Ok, I will try to clear it, but can you please ask your bank if you know something about who has picked it up?
And think about who has access to your email. You should change your password honey
Musa: Baby I told you I should pick up there, and I don't pick it there.
Go to your bank tomorrow and you resend it back to me through Western union
Emma: I know. You keep telling me that, but someone had acces to your email and changed the details that you sentvto me. That person took the money and i want to find out who that is
Thatsywhy i ask you to go to the bank to ask and to change the password to your email
To resend it I will need to get it back first, that's what I'm trying to do
Musa: No body pick the money, no body have assist to my account. If you send the money and the money will still here because I don't pick the money.
Emma: But my bank told me it has been picked up and te account you sent me on my email is obviously different from what your bank gave me. I tell you someone changed the account in the email. Anpicked up the money after i transferred it
You need to think who could've done this. Who knew about the money?
I need you to cooperate to find the money back
Musa: That is not true, nobody pick the money. I don't believe you send the money right proceed.
Emma: Fine... I'll do everything myself again. I can go to my bank tomorrow. This would be so much easier if you would just cooperate
Musa: The bank say account number I send to you is not the right proceed that why I sent you that pepper
Emma: I want to marry you and this just takes longer every time
Musa: OK

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:29 am

^^^ Fuc*ing lazy liar moron! Laughing

Monday

We have a new plan with this moron. Twisted Evil

We need to know if that wonderful Safari&Tourism web-site is still functional... yeap, we want to send Musa in one last travel: somewhere in his country, at a proper distance to qualifying his trip as "safari". Laughing

05.20 - Directly from Seattle, the customer care manager Claude wrote to Emma (our idiot is in CC)... the parcel will arrive in Liverpool, tomorrow.

Quote:

Dear Madam Vermier,

- The #UIRDWSHZV976**** package will arrive tomorrow morning at Liverpool International Airport.
- The Regional Manager will inform Reverend Greeyham and all the delivery formalities will be completed within 2 hours.
- Please confirm receipt of the package tomorrow, immediately after delivery.

Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude Postumier

- Over a few hours, Emma's bank will recover the lost money (the $ 10,000), and make all the "hacker-related and compromised accounts" horror stories. Laughing

- Emma will be scared and will refuse to make another bank payment.
- Emma will decide she wants to marry her in Gambia, along with her boyfriend.
- Of course, Emma will pay / rent the entire touristic complex where the wedding will be celebrated.

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:05 am

Just got done reading this awesome bait. Fantastic job by the entire crew in getting the idiot to safari not once, not twice, but 3 times Laughing

!!!

This lad is the worst scum, he's threatened to dump poor Emma emjectly at least 6 times, but any mention of her offering to send more money and he comes crawling back. At the same time, he claims he's too smart as an immigration officer for Emma to be fulling him. LOL! He deserves many, many slaps for being so greedy, dense, and obnoxious at the same time!

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:50 am

07.48 - Some good news from the Emma's bank ... the $10,000 will be recovered and Emma will be able to pay for the wedding expenses. Laughing

Quote:

Dear Madam Vermier, please allow me to report that the Review Committee has studied your complaint and I have drawn the following conclusions:
- payment of $10,000 was made in accordance with the Banking Regulations and with due respect for all internal procedures.
- the beneficiary of the amount has withdrawn $10,000, fact already certified by our partner (correspondent bank). Mr. Okaforo Muhammad's handwriting signature is on the withdrawal formular.
- you say that the real beneficiary of the $10,000 amount is a certain Mr. Musaf Saidy and you have asked for money to be recovered.
- you also pretend that some hackers penetrated the computer system and changed the bank account details of the payee (the beneficiary Musaf Saidy).
- In the spirit of respect that our bank grants to our clients, we will cover the total amount already paid ($10,000) from our Electronic Fraud Guarantee Fund.
- the money will be debited into your personal account within the next 48 hours.

With all due respect,
Account Officer,
Bob Umozali

Within a few hours, Emma will be able to give this wonderful news to Musa. Laughing

===

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:56 am

9:42 Emma to mr. Postumier, moron in cc

Quote:

Mister Postumier,

Thank you for informing us about the delivery of the parcel.
I have spoken with Rev. Greeyham and we will go to the airport together tomorrow to take over the parcel
I will keep you informed.
Thank you once again for your excellent customer service. I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this whole unfortunate situation.

Emma Vermeir

9:51 Emma to musa, forwarded message of the banker below her own message

Quote:

Honey, please read the message below. I will get the money back from the bank because they also think your account has been hacked. Did you change your passwords by now?

I will have the money back within two days. Also the parcel will be delivered here tomorrow, with your money in it.

I have been thinking about all these unfortunate events, and I don't want to wait any longer than necessary, so I will be coming to Gambia soon for our wedding. I will search for a nice place for just the two of us and we'll have a wedding according to Gambian traditions. I will bring your money with me when I come to you, so there won't be another problem with hackers.

What do you think about this plan dear? I can't wait to meet you finally.

Love
Emma

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2018 Posts: 23

This might actually work. The money issue can be cleared off the table. Of course Musa have to spot 2-3 possible wedding venues and pick money (Emma) from airport.

It could actually be possible to drag some family members to Safari with him by faking the wedding.

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:55 pm

Safari in Gambia! ... we will claim that Emma invites Musa to a luxury resort, in the eastern part of The Gambia

Diabugu is a village in eastern Gambia... located in Sandu District (in the Upper River Division), Diabugu is the biggest village in Sandu area.
A trip from Brikama to Diabugu = 330 km ... 5 hours on the gambian roads! Laughing

Manager of this Luxury Resort is Mr. Pierre_Vaillant, a very gentle and polite man. Laughing

Our next plan:

- Emma received recommendations for this exceptional luxury location from one of her work colleagues ... who was there this year and was excited about everything.
- Everything is superlative there: accommodation conditions, food, staff... the "local guide" is Mrs. Mandy Mag****, a specialist in zoology and ethology.
- The Campus location accommodates a maximum of 14 guests, so Musa can invite some of his relatives / friends.
- Emma will be accompanied only by 3 friends of her: Tina, Mabel and Kelly... they already were in Africa last year (in Pendjari National Park, in Benin), they are 3 young girls, very nice and very amateur of strong sensations. All three girls are delighted to meet some young African men. Laughing

- Perhaps Musa has some friends who want to know 3 young horny Europeans girls? Laughing

... we also have some pictures of the girls (in their last Benin trip).
- Emma pays for everything and reserves the entire Luxury Resort complex.
- There will be the helded Wedding Ceremony as well as the Honeymoon ... Emma wishes to stay for 2 weeks and see birds and animals, learn local customs, know the ancient traditions of her dear husband Musa, etc.
- Musa just needs to get there to Diabugu, where he will be picked up by one of the campus drivers and brought to Emma... right in front of the mosque in Diabugu is the meeting place, where Camp Resort vans are waiting to take-in the Camp's guests. The trip to the campus lasts for an hour, and refreshments and snacks will be served during the trip.
- Emma wants her wedding to be according to the local customs and traditions of the Gambia. Of course, she wants everything to be perfect, so the groom will see the bride just when marriage... because that's a superstition that Emma does not want to give up. This is why Musa can not meet Emma somewhere in Banjul, or elsewhere! Laughing

At the end, Emma and Musa will go directly to Banjul where Musa will immediately receive the UK visa (in his new role, as Emma's husband) ... after that, the two spouses will fly to Las Vegas, where Emma is planning a month's vacation. Mike has already made all the necessary reservations and he can send some info about the hotels and the program.

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:10 pm

That all sounds wonderful. Who in their right mind could turn it down. Hell, I'm even going to offer to be bridesmaid Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:03 pm

Emma: Honey how are you today? Did you read the email I have sent you?
Musa: I don't understand it
Emma: What do you not understand?
Musa: Now you decide to come to Gambia for holiday.
OK send me money for me to prepare myself and go to ministry of justice for our wedding.
Emma: Honey, I will arrange for everything. I had a reccommendation from a few friends for the Safari camp in Gambia. It's very luxurious and exclusive. They said it's a very intimate place, for small groups and everything can be arranged there. I'll take care of it
Musa: Yes, you need to send me money for me to ministry of justice for wedding arrangements. when are you planning to come for me find house stay.
Emma: I just told you I will arrange for an accommodation and everything. We'll get married and after that we will go to Las Vegas for our honeymoon. When we are married, we'll go to get your visa together
Musa: With all that I need money to prepared myself.
Please send me money I need to settle the people who I borrow money from them.
Emma: Honey, we'll take care of that. I will receive the money back in the next few days. I will start to make arrangements for the Safari camp and you don't need to worry about anything at all
You do want me to come to Gambia for our wedding right?
Musa: Yes, but I need to settle the people who borrow money from them. I need to refund them back
Emma: I know that, and we'll take care of that. Don't worry, but I don't have the money back yet
Musa: Please don't leave me in this situation.
Emma: Honey, I won't
Musa: I most worry, because I borrow money from people.
Emma: I know, but we'll solve that, I promise you
Musa: You don't understand I mean, I said I am going to refund the people who credit them.
You always telling me new story
Emma: Well, the previous plan didn't work out, we can't get married in Las Vegas, and I want to marry you, so I'll come to you. I can't wait any longer
Musa: I understand that but I need money urgently to refund the people who credit them
Emma: I know that honey. I told you, I'll receive the money in the next few days, so we'll take care of it
Musa: I am stopping to communicate with you now.
Emma: Why honey, I'm telling you I will take care of it
Musa: I am telling you what I know I need money to refund people. You make me not to trust you any
Emma: And I am telling you that I will take care of refunding those people, but I don't have the money now, I will receive it tomorrow or wednesday
Musa: I stop communication with you, and you disappointed me. I really don't expect that you.
Emma: Honey, I"m planning our wedding and I promise you to take care of refunding your friends. Don't you want to marry me anymore?
Look honey, this is where I want to go for our wedding
<safari website>
Musa: You never tell me you will do it
I never benefits from you since I new you
Emma: I always told you I want to marry you, I never told you anything else
Now please honey, look at the website of Safari Camp. It's beautiful, I'd really like to go there together for our wedding
Musa: I am not of married. I tell you money.
Emma: And I told you that I will take care of that when I receive the money back from the bank and the parcel tomorrow
Why are you doing this to me
Musa: What am I doing?
I never happy about you
Emma: Did you look at the website of the camp?
Musa: You never make me happy
I am always angry with you
Emma: I can't believe you act like this.. when I'm trying to plan our wedding
you make me so sad talking like this
Musa: Yes, because I benefits from you since I new you
Emma: Honey, please stop talking about money for a while, I want to plan our wedding. You make me cry today

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:09 pm

Quote:

please stop talking about money

You've got more chance of orbiting the moon with a camel on your back.

Still it's good to know he's in hock to his pals Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:58 pm

Musa: I am sorry to make you cry
You know, you make so angry with you
Emma: I don't understand
Don't you see what I'm trying to do for us?
Musa: OK, I am also angry .
But if all problems can solve
When are you planning to come
Emma: As soon as possible. I'll need to plan everything at the Safari Camp, see when it is available. Have you seen the website? What do you think of it? I think it's amazing and romantci
Musa: I said when are you planning to come baby.
Emma: As soon as possible. Within a month, sooner if I can get it arranged
Musa: Baby you need tell me exerlly date. because I also need to took a leave from my department
Emma: I will let you know as soon as I know it
Musa: OK
Did you receive parcel
Emma: They told me it will arrive at liverpool airport tomorrow
Musa: OK
Emma: Did you look at the website?
Musa: Baby I know all the tourist visit in my country Gambia
Emma: ok, so you like it?
Musa: That's why I told you tell me the date of your coming so that I can rent car for us and comfortable Gest house.
Emma: Honey, you don't have to do anything, I will arrange everything and pay for everything.
I want to stay in the Safari Camp for 2 weeks, so we have plenty of time together. I want to get married there, with only a few close friends. I want to learn Gambian traditions there enjoy the nature and animals and of course spend a lot of time in bed
It's an intimate place, so we won't be disturbed
Musa: To married here you need to go ministry of justice
We need to arrange before the wedding day
Emma: I emailed with the safari camp and they told me they arrange that as well
it's an all inclusive thing. They arrange everything, I will pay for it

He's a bit bossy isn't he? Think he's annoyed? At least it looks like he's on board.... a bit

ETA, cheered too soon

Musa: No they can do that, only two partners can do that arrange the married
Emma: Really? They told me it was no problem. I only needed to send a copy of our passports
Musa: So you don't trust me, you trust them
Emma: I trust you honey
have you been married before?
Musa: No you don't trust me, I know my country rules, you want to deny me
I never married but I see people who are doing it
Emma: I don't honey, but is that the only way? There are more ways to do things
Musa: If you don't trust me, is no need to follow you any more.
Emma: I trust you honey. I told you that
I just thought there were more ways to do this
Musa: I don't you believe you are coming here for married because I don't see sign of it
Emma: What are you talking about, I only told you what the people at the camp told me. I believe you what you told me
Musa: I think if you want to come to Gambia for wedding, you should consult me as a partner to arrange all things to do
Emma: I am but you don't answer my questions
Musa: I will stop talking to you because I don't believe you as a partner, what you told me I don't see anything right
Emma: honey, I am consulting you about this, but you didn't answer my questions
Musa: What
Emma: did you like the plan for the safari?
Musa: I don't like it a told
If you are welling to get married with me, you will send money advance to pay our wedding ceremony at ministry of justice and I rent car for our self
Emma: But I want it to be romantic
Musa: One thing I observed from you, when ever I told you about money, you always tell me different stories.
Emma: No I didn't. I've told you exactly what happened with the money. this has never been an issue
I want to get married in the safari camp, because it's romantic and I want our wedding to be the most amazing romantic event ever
Musa: No no since I never benefits from you. It should 't be like that
Now, what I want is I want you to send me money, so that I can know what you said is true.
Emma: I told you that I will receive the money tomorrow. I don't want to wait to plan our wedding
Musa: Still, now as I talking to you. I believe you.
Emma: Honey I want to bring 3 of my friends to the wedding. all girls. they have been in africa before. It'll make it so much more fun. Maybe you can invite a few of your friends as well
Musa: Still now as I talking to you. I don't believe you because you don't so me anything for me to believe you.
Emma: What do you need me to show you?
Musa: You sent me money to know that what you are saying is true, but without that I don't believe it.
Emma: I promised you that you would get the money. But I don't want to wait for that to go on with planning our wedding
Musa: But I need money urgently to refund the people who credit them
Emma: I know, and I told you many times I will get you the money
Musa: Over one year now, I never have your money
Emma: I'm not going to tell you again that it was in the parcel that you refused to cooperate for
Musa: You think you will receive the parcel tomorrow

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:07 am

^^^

"If you are welling to get married with me, you will send money advance to pay our wedding ceremony at ministry of justice and I rent car for our self "
"Now, what I want is I want you to send me money, so that I can know what you said is true."
"You sent me money to know that what you are saying is true, but without that I don't believe it."
"But I need money urgently to refund the people who credit them."
"Over one year now, I never have your money."

Basically, this is the only song he knows: money.
It's not a good sign for our story, because it's clear he's interested in just getting some money... right now, fast, as soon as possible.

So,
- Emma feels offended by the way Musa talks to her... just about money. Nothing about feelings? Well, Emma begins to doubt the wedding with Musa.
- Emma still wants to give him a last chance to prove his true love... she will come to the Safari Camp, along with her three friends ... everything is already arranged and paid.
- IF Musa wants to see her and meet her, then he can come in ... Emma rents that Resort and everything is ready.
- IF things go well between them, then Emma will accept to marry. Only IF!
- IF Musa continues to talk exclusively about money, then Emma will upset herself and refuse the conversation.

Of course, Emma will have a big sum of money, cash. Laughing

Emma has the money.
Emma comes to Gambia.
Emma wants to meet Musa.
If Musa is gentle and loving, Emma marries.

Nothing else!

Later edit:
Of course, Emma will say: "I will come there because I want to meet you and want to spend some days together. Before we marry, I'd like to see if we perfectly sexually fit! Laughing

... if you do not want to see me, or if you try to ask for money again (before I meet you), then I'll look for another man to love him ... I'm sure there, at the Safari Camp, I'll find someone who wants my love, my body and whom I can make happy!"
I mean, take it or leave it! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:45 am

yesterday evening
Musa: We will not get in touch tomorrow, because tomorrow Tuesday we have international game here at stadium, I am going there for Crown control , maybe this time.
This morning
Emma: I will be busy planning the wedding, but I do hope you will take the time to talk to me. I will miss you.
Mister Valliant is the manager at the Safari camp. He'll help us plan everything
Look, this is where we will be going
<screenshots of the website>
Doesn't it look amazing?
You know, I have changed my mind about being intimate only after the wedding. I really do not want to wait,and I want to know if you can satisfy me, so I want to stay in a cabin there first for a few days only the two of us
<pictures of western girls in africa>
These are the friends that I will bring with me. They have been to Africa before and like to have some intimate fun with african men, so it would be nice if you brought a few of your single friends with you.
I want to be there on friday, and stay there for two weeks, so please take some time off work
I am going to do some shopping today, because I need to prepare for the trip and I want to buy for you some gifts to bring with me

7:49 Emma also emailed the moron

Quote:

My dear, you told me you weren't available today, but please if you read this, try to respond to my messages to you. I want to be in Gambia on Friday, so there's no time to waste.
I gave mr. Vaillant your emailaddress, he will contact you too about the preparations.

Love, Emma

And below the message, she copied what she sent him on messenger.

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:54 am

We have a new character in the story: Mr. Pierre_Vaillant (Operational Manager at the Safari Kiang Camps Resort).
It will be my pleasure to play this role! Laughing

08.48 - local time - Mr. Pierre wrote to our moron Musa (Emma is in CC):

Quote:

Dear Mister Saidy_Musa,

I apologize that phone contact has been unsuccessful. Our phone service has been temperamental and unreliable because the Safari Camps is in a wild-remote area and there is no regular phone communication.
Everything is done by radio or satellitephones. Please use this email address for all communications.

I am delighted that you have heard such good things about the Safari Kiang Camps and the outstanding level of comfort that we strive to provide for our guests.
We see you as a unique individual, and tailor make our safari and excursions to fit into your busy schedule, offering you a wonderful experience in relaxed yet luxurious surroundings.

Therefore we are delighted to learn that you will soon be joining us at Safari Camps - Kiang Gambia. Accordingly, your booking confirmation is this email.
You have been booked for Friday, 19th of October, through to the November 02, prepaid by Mrs. Vermeir Emma.
Your room has been upgraded to the Hemingway Suite as the room initially requested has been booked. No additional costs will be levied against Mrs. Vermeir's credit card.

Please also use this email as your E-ticket for our complimentary shuttle bus service from Diabugu to the Safari Camps Resort.
During your transfer to the Safari Camps Resort, complimentary soft drinks and snacks are provided for your comfort.

Mrs. Vermeir told us that you are coming from City of Brikama, so your route will be very simple: from Brikama -> Soma - > Kudang (by South Bank Road) -> Gambie river crossing to Maccarthy Island -> then on North Bank Road through Karantaba -> to Diabugu. Our complimentary shuttle bus service will collect all guests outside of Diabugu Batapa Grand Mosque:
- City Diabugu, in Sandu District, Upper River Division, The Gambia,
- Friday, October 19, at 3.45pm local time.
Right in front of the mosque in Diabugu is the place where our Safari Resort vans are waiting to take-in the Camp's guests.

It is important that you bring a copy of your E-ticket (you have to print this email) with you so that our driver/guide will be able to check your name against our expected guestlist.
Mrs. Vermeir also told us that you might be accompanied by one or more people. We'll need their names to get them on our guest list.
However, photo ID is not strictly necessary, and our company policy has recently been relaxed in this respect.

Once again, we are delighted to welcome you, and trust that you will have a wonderful safari experience at Safari Kiang Camps - Gambia.

Best regards,
Pierre_Vaillant
Gambia Operations Manager - Safari Group Ltd.
Email: <snip>

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:01 pm

The moron hasn't been online all day and it is true, there is a football match today from the Gambian national team. That leaves us with only 2 days to get the moron to travel.

19:00 Emma to Claude Postumier, musa in cc

Quote:

Mister Postumier,

Today, around noon, we received the parcel in good condition at Liverpool airport. Thank you very much for delivering it back to us. We're very satisfied with your customer service and will surely do business with you again in the future.

Kind regards,
Emma Vermeir

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:27 am

Can we maybe get a picture of Pierre in front of the hotel with the custom suit that the moron is expecting to get married in?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:14 am

Wednesday

06.13 - Mr. Claude answered to the yesterday's message of Emma:

Quote:

Dear Madam Vermeir,
Good morning! Yes, I know that the parcel has arrived well since yesterday.
I hope you have been pleased with our services and that you will remain our client in the future.
Thank you for using TSC, the finest in 5-Star Customer Service.
Claude Postumier

Our moron was very very silent yesterday...
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08.03 - From Emma, to Pierre (Musa's in CC):

Quote:

Hi Pierre,

Musa asks you to call him on his number 9984***. Will you please contact him?
Are the cabins for my 3 friends also arranged? They would need some privacy as well, just like me and Musa.

Emma.

Half an hour later, manager Pierre answered to Emma (Musa's cc'ed):

Quote:

Hi Emma, we have received the message from you and we will try to contact your friend Musa by radio-telephone.
I have already explained, from my previous message, that we have many problems with the telephone signal because of the isolated remote position of Safari Resort.

Our accommodation capacity is for 14 guests, grouped 2 in each of the 7 bungalows of the complex. Everything is reserved for your group, and from my own informations, you will come along with the 3 ladies already listed on our booking list. It results that there are still 10 places available and all the privacy arrangements will be made here locally.
I recommend for you the "Jules Verne Suite" because it has a very spectacular bedroom overlooking over the Gambia River and because the access is somewhat isolated from the other accommodation bungalows. For us, this special suite is seen as the Matrimonial Suite. But, let me repeat that everything will and can be be arranged locally, according to the wishes and preferences of your group. Everything is possible and nothing is refused to our clients!

Our professional guide Mrs. Mandy_Maguire, a specialist in zoology and ethology, has already prepared the routes of the first days, so that you can enjoy all the advantages of the special position of the complex and you can see a wide variety of animals and birds. All campus staff is prepared and awaits your group to respond to any request and any desire of yours.

I have already sent a message to your friend Mr. Musa and I have communicated all the necessary details. The 2 hour route (from the meeting place in Diabugu, to the Simba campus location) will be done in our shuttle vans starting Friday afternoon. If Mr. Musa arrives early, on Friday morning, then we can arrange for a driver to come and take his group at any time. No problem!

Best regards,
Pierre_Vaillant
Gambia Operations Manager - Safari Group Ltd.
Email: <snip>

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:33 am

Yesterday evening
Musa: Hi
Emma: Hi honey, how was your day?
Musa: (much later) I am very tired
Did you receive parcel

Today
Emma: Yes, I received it. I hope you had a great day at the game yesterday, I noticed that our team didn't win, but I hope t was a good day anyway
Did you read what I sent you yesterday? I really need to know if you can make it there on friday
Musa: I want to know really want to come on Friday.
Emma: Yes I will
Musa: Then send me some money for prepared myself
Emma: Honey you really insult me with all this talk about money
You know the transfer went wrong because your email was hacked and I don't want that to happen again
I will bring the money with me on friday
Musa: I need to apply for leave from my department
Emma: Yes, please hurry with that
Musa: Were you want us to go is in up country
Emma: Yes, it is a beautiful area
Musa: Very far from were I am leaving
Emma: For me the trip is even longer, but I want to be with you and that place is amazing, so I will travel anywa
Musa: Please tell the manager to call me on phone my number is 9984771
Emma: I've been in contact with mister Vaillant and he told me that the camp van will pick you up friday afternoon in Diabugu, and will bring you directly to the Safari camp
Musa: Now from airport to diabugu transport
Emma: what do you mean?
Musa: From airport to diabugu
Emma: you mean my transport?
Musa: Yes
Emma: That is all taken care of. I'm in Paris now, and I am shopping here for some gifts for you. Do you like a golden watch? It would look so lovely on your skin colour
I will fly to Dakar and go to the camp by helicopter
Please make sure you will pack enough to stay there for 2 weeks.... though, perhaps we won't need much clothes
Musa: That's why I told you I need little money so that I can transport my self were you are
Emma: I told you I don't want another transfer to go wrong, I will bring all the money with me
now please tell me, are you bringing a few friends? My girlfriends don't want to be lonely if you know what I mean
Musa: Then I cannot come there because I have nothing to feed my self, and where I am staying and diabugu is about six hours drive
Emma: I'm sure you can find a way honey, Everything else is arranged, I paid for everything already. All you need to do is come to diabugu. After the two weeks we will go back to Brikama together, I want to meet your family and we arrange your visa and go to Las Vegas for our honeymoon
Musa: I can come there I don't have nothing
Emma: Then you should ask friends to help you, You can pay them back with the money I will take with me
Now please tell me if you are bringing a few friends with you
Musa: I can come rather than friend
Emma: You mean you won't bring friends with you?
They will be disappointed, I hope they will find other men to spend some time with. I want to spend some time with you alone first and after a few days we will arrange our marriage
Musa: Because what you think of me, I am not like that.
Emma: Ok, no problem
As long as we are together, that's the most important thing to me
Musa: I said I don't have money to come there
I don't have money to come over there
Emma: Ask someone to help you and you can refund it after our wedding. You can even bring the person who helps you and I will pay him back immediately
The van of the Safari camp is waiting for you on friday afternoon in Diabugy, they expect you to be there
Musa: I said I don't have money, how can I go to diabugu with out money.
Emma: I told you to borrow it from someone and I will pay him back
Musa: No, I don't have any body to borrow now
Because since my trip to dakar and two times trip to karang was credit from people and still no refund . They are not welling to credit me any more
Emma: So you don't want to come?
Musa: I don't have money how can I come
Emma: Find a way. If you cant even come to diabugu the whole wedding is off
Musa: I said I don't have money to eat even and talking of going to diabugu
Emma: Well I will be there for our wedding and I will bring the money that will solve all of your problems, You will either be there and we get married, or you won't and I will return home and we are over
Musa: Thank
OK no problem,
Emma: Fine, it our love means that much to you. You really disappoint me with your immaturity. It's like you don't want us to get married. I'll just find another man to spend the two weeks in the camp with. I have put so much heart and effort in this relationship, but you're a disappointment and have completely let me down
Musa: OK and what you think of me also I am not like that. You leave here with people credit them all over the money and no refund. do you expect me to face them credit me again.
Realty is realty
Emma: Yes it is. And reality is, that if you want us to be together and get married you act like a real man and make sure you will be in diabugu friday afternoon
Musa: I know you now, you don't want to spend any money on me, I know that personally (but I only read this message in the preview screen, as far as he knows, this message is unread)

ETA 11:27
Musa: I know you now, you don't want to spend any money on me, I know that personally
I think you have money to come to the Gambia, you buy tickets to come there diabugu, if you don't have it, will you come
If you want to know I am really man, do what I say, I can fuck you the hold day get you pregnant
Emma: (later) Oh, honey I can't wait to carry your baby
I told you many times now, I don't want to transfer money again, to have it again end up in the hands of the wrong people. there's not enough time for that. You need to find someone to borrow the money to come to diabugu, you can even bring him with you to the Safari Camp. You know I will have 35.000 with me and I will pay him back with interest
Musa: I said I don't have nothing with me in my hand, maybe send to me 300 Western union through musa AF Saidy. I will receive it emejectly.
Emma: Honey, I'm telling you to borrow something, that is the fastest and safest way and you know I will pay you back everything on friday
My friend is helping me with doing some shopping today as well. I'm giving her your emailaddress, so you can tell her what you like for wedding presents
Musa: I told you many times, I don't have any body to borrow me.
Emma: Then you should find someonee
Musa: As long as you don't want to
Forget about everything, I stop communicating now, you don't want
Emma: You just need to find a solution honey, I will have all the money with me in the safari camp, that's in only two days. There must be someone that can borrow you money for 2 days

ETA 1:56
Emma: Did you apply for a leave from work yet?
Musa: How can I apply for leave with out correct and reliable think from you. because I don't have nothing with you.
Emma: How can you say we have nothing. I love you, we are going to get married and share our lives together. We have everything
Mr. Vaillant have sent you an email with the details for the trip and your e-ticket for the safari camp van
All you need to do is pack your bags and go there
Musa: If I tell you about the money you tell me different stories. so I decided if there is no money is better I stay doing my work.
Emma: I didn't tell you a different story, I tell you every time exactly what is going on
The money was in the parcel, after all the dificculties the parcel has been shipped back to liverpool, we received it yesterday. The money I transfered to you ended up in someone elses account because your' email was hacked, I received that back from the bank today. To avoid any other problems, I will take it all with me to the Safari Camp, where I will give it to you personally. This is what I have been telling you the whole time
Please honey, just do everything you can to meet me at Safari Camp. I love you and don't want to live another day without you

An hour later he still didn't read Emma's last messages, but he was online that whole time......

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:37 pm

7:33 (streched out over a long time)
Musa: Hello
Emma: hi honey
Musa: How are you doing
Emma: I'm a bit nervous to be honest
I can't wait to meet you but I'm also a bit nervous about it. It's been a long time since I've been with a man
Musa: On what
But still you don't want help. because I cannot go to that place with out money
I what I said to you don't want that, to send me little money for me prepared myself and fair to diabugu
Emma: I will bring the money with me to diabugu, you will get it there
I know that we waited very long now, but do you think the first time in bed you can be gentle with me?
Musa: That's is not a problem, think how I am going to get money
I don't think I will able to make it, because I don't have money
Emma: I have your money, I have it right there with me when I'm in the Safari Camp.
You will get it then
Musa: Baby don't look your own interests. look mine also
I don't have money to come where you want me to come
Emma: I am. Don't you see? I'm bringing you 35000,00 on friday, how is that looking at my own interest?
Musa: I know but with out money you cannot see me in person
Emma: I have money honey. And I want to see you
Musa: I want you to understand that I don't have money to come over there
Emma: I know that, and I told you to borrow some, because I will have the money with me and you can pay back with interest
Musa: Even I have 200,000 there. If I don't have money to reach their. I cannot come
No body willing to credit me now, because they said they credit me I don't refund them, that quite fact
Emma: I know, but that was because you left the bus station in karang before you contacted the driver with your picture. Tell them it was a stupid mistake and you will do it right this time.
I will be waiting for you there
Musa: So where did I get money
If you cannot do it, forget about it you will not see me.
Emma: I have no way of sending you money right now. the only way is for you to come to the camp
Musa: If you coming for holiday proposed of me, you should tell phone me prepared where we should stay and the car we should use for visiting places
Emma: I told you I have arranged everything. I go to the camp by helicopter from dakar airport, you go there by the camp van from diabugu
We will stay there for 2 weeks, afterwards we will go to see your family, arrange your visa and we'll go to las vegas for a month for our honeymoon
Musa: I will not come there you are not welling to get married with me
No, I don't believe all that
Emma: I will be there anyway, whether you choose to believe it or not
you're acting like a child. while I only want to meet you quickly
Musa: The purpose of me, you are coming to the Gambia, you should come to me first, we can go anywhere we want to go
Emma: Well, I told you I only wanted to be intimate after our wedding, I changed my mind on that, but still it's tradition not to see the bride before the wedding. some believe that intercourse is the start of a marriage, so I think it's good to abstain from seeing eachother until we can be intimate to at least hold up that part of the traditional wedding
Musa: The capital city banjul to diabugu the hold day drive
Emma: I know, imagine how long I have to travel
Musa: You said to me also you will not have time with me in bed, till we get married
Emma: And I also told you I can not wait a moment longer
I will consider our first time in bed to be our spiritual marriage
Musa, I've had to wait so long now, I need a man to satisfy me
Musa: I promise you that, when things go true, you will enjoy your holiday.
Emma: I really hope so. And I want that man to be you
Musa: You know what I want tell the manager we supposed to go his camp, tell him to call me through phone I discussed with him. 998****
So that I believe you are coming
Emma: You have seen the email, he said they would try to call you, but they only have a sattelite connection or something, so it's difficult
Musa: No, I don't believe that the same country,
If he don't call me through telephone, I will not move an inch.
Emma: I told you he would try to call
The camp is in a secluded area with bad reception, but they will try anyway
Musa: Yes, I need his call anytime of the day,
No matter what you most have telephone
If I talked to manager, and I apply for leave from my department.
Emma: Ok. I'll ask him once again to please call you tomorrow
Musa: OK
If I talked to manager, I will decide to come for the end of weekends
Emma: Oh, I"m so happy to hear that
Musa: But you told me that you will not sex with me till we get married.
Emma: And I also told you I can not wait any longer
Musa: Now you will have sex with me
Emma: Why is that a problem? Don't you want that?
Honey, I'm tired, I need to go to bed, to be well rested for when we meet
Musa: If you like when seen me tell me musa saidy least go and have time

And Emma also sent an email to mr. Valliant, the camp manager, with musa in cc

Quote:

Hi Pierre,

Thank you for your efforts. Musa told me that you didn't reach him yet by phone. It's really important for him to speak to you, because he has some questions. So I hope that you will try again to call him tomorrow.
Thank you.

Emma

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2018 Posts: 23

Do you have someone to call him? I think he suspects something but cant resist money and pussy.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:37 am

^^^ Yastreb will try to call our idiot today. Laughing

Thursday - 06.33 - Mr. Pierre wrote to Emma (of course, our moron is in CC):

Quote:

Hi Emma,

We had a large group of tourists who left yesterday and I had to take them to the Yundum airport (near Banjul).
I returned to the Camp very late in the night and just now I saw your message.
Today I have a little bit of work in Diabugu and I will try to call your friend to talk to him.
Anyway, I arranged for one of our drivers to be near the Mosque tomorrow morning, starting at 9.00am.
He waits there until the Musa-led group arrives. Everything is ready and we are waiting for you!

Best regards,
Pierre_Vaillant
Gambia Operations Manager - Safari Group Ltd.

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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:13 am

The moron said good morning and logged off again before I could respond.

7:09 Emma to Piere, Musa in cc

Quote:

Hi Pierre,

I hope you had a good day yesterday and are well rested. I'm sure Musa will appreciate your effort to call him. Thank you very much and I'm really looking forward to my stay in your Safari Camp.

Emma

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:46 am

Let's hope Yastreb manages to call the idiot and talk to him a little bit Twisted Evil

... hopefully the idiot will mobilize tomorrow morning to come to Diabugu. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:59 am

I made a call at 2047 AEST - just under four minutes but my recorder failed.

I put on an Allo Allo French accent and asked him his name, told him my name, told him again, said I was the manager at the camp, told him my name again, asked him to repeat himself, told him that he should meet in front of the mosque, but then he broke in to demand my number, at which point I began the "Hello? Hello? I can't hear you, please send me email" routine for another minute and then hung up.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:16 am

^^^ PERFECT! Laughing

10 minutes later, manager Pierre wrote to Emma... obviously, our moron is in CC:

Quote:

Hi again,

I'm glad that I finally managed to talk with your friend Musa, even if our phone connection was not perfect. Unfortunately, I have not been able to find out what will be the time of his group's arrival. Our driver will be there starting at 9.00 am in the meeting place in front of the great mosque. Now I will return to Campus to directly supervise all the preparations made for your group. I'm done with all the supplies, so nothing will be missing from your menu. Chef Francois (our man cook) promised to pleasantly surprise you with some of his favorite specialties.

I've been able to find everything from your "special list", so the prepared surprise can be revealed tomorrow evening, at the festive dinner.
Cheers,
Pierre

Our moron, still suspicious, wrote to Emma:

Quote:

Baby I am just received call from manager at the camp safari. I really love to have his phone number, please let him send his phone number to me. I really appreciate it. I waiting for his respond. my best regards to you. musa saidy.

Emma, to him:

Quote:

Honey, I just got an email from Pierre that you he couldn't reach you, but they have bad reception. I am glad he reached you now. What did you talk about?

Love,
Emma

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Theoretically, we've done everything we can to make our story with the campus credible. If the idiot manages to borrow more money, I think he will come tomorrow.
If he does not come, then we have already prepared another plan. Twisted Evil

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10.21 - Emma returns with some details that "complete" our whole story. Laughing

Quote:

Pierre,
I'm so glad to hear that you managed to get everything from my special list. This will be such a surprise.
Did you remember to buy enough chicken? Musa really loves that.

Musa, please let Pierre know what time you will be arriving tomorrow? I arranged everything with Pierre, you only need to tell him what time you will be arriving at the mosque in diabugu.
My colleague Patricia has been to the Simba Safari not too long ago and she spoke very highly of the accommodations and the nice people that worked there.
Everything was arranged perfectly. She had an amazing time, just like we will. I can't wait to meet you there

Emma

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11.22 - Manager Pierre, to Emma (Musa's in CC):

Quote:

Hi Emma, sorry for my delayed response, but I was in my truck and just now I got to Campus. Yes, we've been able to buy everything, including all the items in your special list. So, you do not have to worry about the surprise prepared for tomorrow's festive Dinner.

I told your friend (on our phone conversation) to contact me by e-mail, regarding the probable time of his tomorrow's arrival in Diabugu; so that we can be as operative and organized as much as possible.
Unfortunately, I have not received any reply from him yet to any of my messages. I do not know if my texts come to him. Is his email address this one: <snip> ?
Can you please check if he has received all my messages?

Thanks for all, we will see tomorrow,
Have a nice flight!
Pierre

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12.15 - We continue to "build the reality" that surrounds our Safari Campus Resort... Miss Emma is interested in some details:

Quote:

Hi Pierre,
You have the correct emailaddress of Musa. I don't understand why he's not responding. I will be flying to Dakar late this evening and from there I will go to the camp with the helicopter. I will arrive very early in the morning. Can you tell me if there's a decent internet connection available at the camp? I would like to be able in contact with Musa until he arrives.

Musa, did you receive Pierres messages and can you please answer them? They need to know at what time you will be arriving in Diabugu tomorrow.

Emma

My manager Pierre kindly responds to her questions:

Quote:

Hi Emma,
I will be present in Campus, ready to receive your groups (you and your friends + Musa and his friends).
All the rooms are ready and we will group our guests directly on site, depending on yours personal preferences and affinities.

For you and your friend Musa we have already prepared the gorgeous Jules Verne Suite.
Your 3 colleagues will be able to handle 3 separate bungalows, if they want the company of some young men from Musa's team.
If they will want to stay together, then we will be able to offer them the Charles Darwin Suite which benefits from a spacious living room and 2 bedrooms with double beds.
Usually we offer this bungalow to families who have 1-2 children and whose parents want to supervise them directly.

Email access can be made directly to the Campus reception, to one of the 3 computers at the disposal of the guests. Access is free of charge.
Due to the fact that Simba Resort is located on the edge of the Gambia River, in a superb area that offers access to grand views, the internet signal is received via satellite receiver.
Upload / download speed is not great, but allows decent access to your personal email. For emergency situations, the Campus Reception has a radio-telephone that can call local authorities in Diabugu.

We have special cars dedicated to the Safari activities (Toyota trucks) and all of our drivers are trained in everything regarding local fauna.
Almost all Campus employees speak English at a satisfactory level. Me and my two assistants will be there 24/7, in twelve-hour shifts, so that a management representative is always on campus, at the disposal of guests.

Cheers,
Pierre

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13.37 - Emma, to Pierre (Musa's in CC):

Quote:

Hi Pierre,

This all sounds very good. I'm looking forward to my stay with you. It will be a bit inconvenient that I won't have internet access all the time, but I'm glad I can at least use email now and then.
I am not sure if my guests want to share a suite or will be in the bungalows, this will depend on the friends Musa will bring with him. I hope it won't be inconvenient to decide this when everybody has arrived?

Musa, please let Pierre know at what time you will be arriving and if you will be bringing guests with you.

Emma

Pierre:

Quote:

Hi Emma,

The fact that access to email is only possible in the Campus Reception is an advantage that our guests fully enjoy:
- They can take advantage of all the campus facilities and they enjoy the stories that our guides tell us about animals without being stressed by daily concerns .
- We all want, at least from time to time, that we can shut down the phones that are ringing 24/7 and stop the avalanche of messages that have been taking us so long.
Simply, in our Safari Resort we want to offer you the opportunity to throw all this informational ballast and to relax in total.
After only 2 days when you will not touch your phone, I guarantee you that you will feel great relaxed and that you will forget all the daily worries!

Regarding your question about accommodation arrangements, we are open to any possibility and our guests can choose each one right here.
However, upon arrival, we offer a complete tour of the property, so that guests decide after we present all the conditions. So, no problem here!

Until this hour, your friend Musa did not answer to my messages. I hope he reads and I hope he will not get to Diabugu before 09.00AM (when our driver will be there).
Our van has a capacity of 8 + 1 seats (passengers and driver) so the transport problem is well arranged.

Cheers,
Pierre

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Emma is also making plans for the post-Gambia period, so she writes to Mike (the Las Vegas "weddings counselor"):

Quote:

Hi Mike,

It's been a while, but our plans have changed a bit. I will travel to Gambia, where I will arrive tomorrow, early in the morning. Musa and I will get married there after the weekend. A traditional Gambian wedding.
On november 3, two weeks from now, we plan to travel to Las Vegas together for our honeymoon. Of course we want a real Las Vegas style wedding in that chapel with an Elvis Presley impersonator. Can you arrange that? We would love a wedding suite in the Bellagio. That was the hotel with the big fountains if I remember correctly?
Also, can you arrange for a photographer to make pictures of us in front of the fountain and maybe some other nice and romantic locations?
We want to stay 4 weeks, so we don't need to have everything planned out completely, but it would be nice if you could arrange that the first few days are planned, including the wedding in that chapel.
Thank you very much. I hope to hear from you soon.

Emma

Theoretically, if this idiot manages to borrow more money, then we'll see him tomorrow morning waiting in front of the mosque in Diabugu... over 300km away from his home. Laughing

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