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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Having raised his ire in Ireland, can you make sure he doesn't get off Scot-free?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

vonpaso xlura wrote:
Having raised his ire in Ireland, can you make sure he doesn't get off Scot-free?

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I plaid with you not to make these sorts of jokes.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
For that, you deserve to get kilt!

No, kill Arney instead!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haggis the jokes are going to improve.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, Mr Dapper, but they'll get worse. I hope the mods don't loch the thread.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I doubt they will, they all seem to be quite jockular people.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hopefully it won't be Nessessary

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MorganleFay
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Starbuck 5 - you pip(p)ed me at the post and bagged my line.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Watch out, we'll be Dublin up on the puns - we should be sporran in our posts!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Dapper wrote:
I doubt they will, they all seem to be quite jockular people.


Jockular 2 adj.; the moronic state of being a prototypical jock; representing the asinine and often morally detestable characteristics associated with jocks. Brad the running back is such a jockular douche when he throws the football at the Down Syndrome water boy's head for laughs.

Confused

May we now end the hijack and return to the thread?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See, these jokes never Edin(burgh)

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And there's the straw.

Split from: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=293540

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bware419ers wrote:
Jockular adj.; the moronic state of being a prototypical jock; representing the asinine and often morally detestable characteristics associated with jocks. Brad the running back is such a jockular douche when he throws the football at the Down Syndrome water boy's head for laughs.


Sorry if I have caused you or any other Moderator any offence, none was intended. I had no idea that the word jockular was a real and derogitory word (albeit from the urban dictionary) I was merely trying to make a joke with the word jocular.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ You're saying it was completely punintentional

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought Jockular was a Scottish vampire. Ah well, the (clay)more, the merrier!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Argyle be coming in to delete this thread... shoon.

(Narrated by Sean Connery)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Such a shame- we all know your word is your Bond

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i told my mummy she not happy
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WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going
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