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Linoline
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Joined: 06 Apr 2018
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked.
She said, "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Bill Ding
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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's a caption I saw on Pinterest:

Rugged jerkin for men made of leather.

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Mr Dapper
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Joined: 30 Apr 2017
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: Why are so many crows killed by lorries?

A: They can only shout Car Car as a warning.

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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
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Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old


PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Have you ever seen Ray Charles' piano?"

"No. And neither has he."

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wannab8
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A guy walked in a bar....
Ouch.

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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's just been announced that the guy who invented spellcheck has died.

He's being buried next Monkey.

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Fryer
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Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

90 year old widower is sitting at the bar in his hotel in Vegas.

Very attractive young lady comes in and sits at the bar, so he goes up to her and says: “There is nothing that would make my old life more complete than spending the night with you.”

She responds: “We'll you're lucky, I'm one of the most sought after professionals in town and I can guarantee you the best night of your life for only $1,000.”

They go up to the old man's room and go at it for ½ hour after which she asks the old man “so was that the best night of your life or what?”

He flops back on the bed and replies “Well, I don't know...”

Surprised, she reaches into her bag and pulls out her best lingerie, they go at it for an hour this time before she asks again “so was that the best night of your life or what?”

He flops back on the bed and replies “Well, I don't know...”

Surprised again, she reaches into her bag and pulls out all of her lotions and toys and this time they go at it for 3 hours this time before they both flop back on the bed. She finally catches her breath and asks “so was that the best night of your life or what?”

He replies “Well, I don't know...how I'll ever get $1,000...”

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

John Boy and Billy: Prisoner Letter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_FVd8JaCY

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