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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4046
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
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Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:04 pm |
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Have you ever tasted mothballs?
How did you get their legs apart? |
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Esox lucius
Full of Carp
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2800
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:57 pm |
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Perv |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Fi-Manni
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Nov 2015
Posts: 355
Location: Far away from my well-lit window
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:13 am |
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How about a clean joke?
Horse falls in water. |
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"We have assumed that you are playing games with our organization."
"you are very wicked girl"
"If I do not respond early enough you it's because I'm me angry by what you do"
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4046
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:03 am |
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A psychic dwarf robbed a bank and got away. Newspaper headline the next day read
Short medium at large |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16114
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:45 am |
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An attempted robbery at a logging company was foiled by an alert worker with a chainsaw.
Police are searching for a sawn-off man with a shotgun. |
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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
Spindrift - 
x5    x2  x 204 , km km:fire:
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert |
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bware419ers
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 18775
Location: Princess Smartypants Palace
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:48 am |
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A baby seal walks into a club. |
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| SCAMWARNERS | GO PREMIUM! | REQUIRED READING | HOW TO REPORT BANK ACCOUNTS |
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
"Remind me not to get on your bad side." - jose_cuervo
"Fisting is not proper." - Toomuchfun |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16114
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:49 am |
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Two elephants walked off a cliff - BOOM BOOM! |
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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
Spindrift -
x5 x2 x 204 , km km:fire:
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:08 pm |
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Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:14 pm |
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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do! |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:18 pm |
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I've been told I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people) |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:20 pm |
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Q: What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
A: Aye matey. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12150
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:41 pm |
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IUIMPL
I urinated in my pantaloons laughing |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16114
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:24 pm |
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A tachyon walks out of a bar.
The barman says, "We don't serve faster-than-light particles in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar. |
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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
Spindrift -
x5 x2 x 204 , km km:fire:
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:23 pm |
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I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming, and crying, like the passengers in his car. |
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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall
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Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:25 pm |
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. |
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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:15 am |
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The secret to telling a good joke is...... |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:18 am |
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Women say I'm misogynistic, but what do they know? |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:19 am |
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.....Timing. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16114
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:20 am |
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Police arrested two youths for the theft of car batteries and being in possession of illegal fireworks. The first was discharged and the second was let off. |
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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
Spindrift -
x5 x2 x 204 , km km:fire:
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert |
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Iam Aries
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jul 2016
Posts: 427
Location: Walking up and down, outside the wall
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:24 pm |
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If a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $6.99 a minute. |
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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:38 pm |
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Q: What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
A: Icy dead people. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13366
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:10 pm |
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Conservationists and woodcutters are at loggerheads about turtles. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole . |
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Mr Dapper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Apr 2017
Posts: 536
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Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:18 am |
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My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. |
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The last word is mine.
A few
"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted
"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!
"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.
"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16114
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:32 pm |
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A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West, went up to the bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
Spindrift -
x5 x2 x 204 , km km:fire:
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert |
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jose_cuervo
Booted by Bware
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8144
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:26 pm |
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A twitter post by Dennis Miller (former SNL)
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| At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince. |
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