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bearkat419
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you ever tasted mothballs?
How did you get their legs apart?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about a clean joke?

Horse falls in water.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A psychic dwarf robbed a bank and got away. Newspaper headline the next day read

Short medium at large

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

An attempted robbery at a logging company was foiled by an alert worker with a chainsaw.
Police are searching for a sawn-off man with a shotgun.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A baby seal walks into a club.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Two elephants walked off a cliff - BOOM BOOM!

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been told I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
A: Aye matey.

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Jack Boot Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Dapper wrote:
I've been told I'm condescending. (that means I talk down to people)


IUIMPL

I urinated in my pantaloons laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A tachyon walks out of a bar.

The barman says, "We don't serve faster-than-light particles in here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather. Not screaming, and crying, like the passengers in his car.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The secret to telling a good joke is......

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Women say I'm misogynistic, but what do they know?

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Jack Boot Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

.....Timing.

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Jack Boot Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Police arrested two youths for the theft of car batteries and being in possession of illegal fireworks. The first was discharged and the second was let off.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $6.99 a minute.

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I am not a drunk and am not happy now.
IS YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE F*CK U STUPID BOY GO TO HELL, U WILL DIE
if i told you that am a black African man that does not mean that my skin is black
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Q: What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
A: Icy dead people.

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Jack Boot Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Conservationists and woodcutters are at loggerheads about turtles.

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

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Jack Boot Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West, went up to the bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

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Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A twitter post by Dennis Miller (former SNL)

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At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.


Laughing

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