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 The snake ate my, uhh, 'homework'...

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Dark Shadows
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43030827

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Nigerian snake ate millions of naira, clerk says

12 February 2018

A Nigerian sales clerk has been suspended after she told auditors that a snake had eaten 36m naira.

That's the equivalent of $100,000 or £72,250.

The clerk, Philomena Chieshe, was working at an office for the Nigerian examination board which collects exam fees.

The exam board, the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board, told the BBC that it dismissed her claim and has started disciplinary proceedings.



I was gonna call my next chopper something else, but maybe now he'll have to be 'Phillip Chieshe'...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's one hungry snake!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More than a snake it must be a Giant ANACONDA
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
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Dark Shadows
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

After all, who's gonna go lookin' for it?

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Dark Shadows
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...on reflection, all they'd havta do is follow the trail of kobo...

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You are a simple a joker, that iw why your lies stand for. stop contact me because I hate you . . . your next place is hell where you belong. wow to you satantic child.you are big fool - Barrister Lücha Pëterson Jära
why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? Look,you have disgraced me enough - 'Western Union Money Transfer'
You are a mother f*cker, you s*ck your mother, a stupid Muslim Negro f*cking around internet a stupid boy from the worst most stupidest country in the whole universe.
Go to hell and burn to arches n*gga. - Dävid Knight
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe it was a shape-shifted human who stole the money and coughed it up afterwards?

On a serious note - belief in people being able to transform into animals is strong in Nigeria. While I was posting on NaijaPals. there was serious discussion about a really absurd "film" of a woman changing into a snake - actually a badly manipulated still image with a soundtrack of screams added.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounfs like a safari plot...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari plot twist also..

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