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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A Romance Lad tried to get Cammy to buy him a gift card, but didn't make himself clear, as you'll see.

Lad: i wanted you to get me card from store
Cammy:‎ A card?
Lad: cc card
Cammy:‎ A what?
Lad: weather if sold in stores
Cammy:‎ I don't understand.
Lad: i wanted to ask you
Lad: for credit card
Lad: if sold in stores
Lad: you buy me one
Cammy:‎ No they do not sell credit cards in stores! Banks provide them!
Lad: i think they sale
Lad: will you try asking tomorrow when you go out
Cammy:‎ I don't have to ask!
Cammy:‎ I have a credit card from my bank!
Lad: not your i need one to credit a site
Cammy:‎ What are you talking about?
Lad: forget
Lad: i needed to get me one
Lad: but you said they dont sale in stores
Cammy:‎ I know what I said.
Lad: yes
Lad: so can you get one for me
Cammy:‎ But they don't sell them in stores!!!!!!!!
Lad: ok
Lad: my african card is not working on net
Cammy:‎ There's nothing I can do about that.
Cammy:‎ Who told you that credit cards could be bought in shops?
Lad: i had in mind
Lad: not credit card from banks
Lad: card that can be used for online
Cammy:‎ Never heard of that.
Lad: can you give a trial tomorrow
Lad: am pleading cammy
Cammy:‎ I don't know if they exist here.
Cammy:‎ Even if they do, what's the point?
Lad: you can get me one
Lad: smils
Cammy:‎ How?
Lad: you buy one for me
Cammy:‎ And?
Cammy:‎ Then what?
Lad: send me
Cammy:‎ I'd need your address.
Cammy:‎ I want you to explain about your address.
Lad: address how
Lad: i my location or what
Cammy:‎ I need your address if I'm going to send you something.
Lad: you want to send by air
Lad: by courrier
Cammy:‎ Corrrier?
Lad: no
Lad: if you can get any card
Lad: when you come on line
Cammy:‎ That's what you said.
Lad: you just tell me the card number
Lad: expiring date
Lad: cvv
Lad: i use online once
Cammy:‎ So?
Cammy:‎ That's not giving you a credit card.
Lad: i hope tomorrow you can inquire
Lad: i wanna understand you
Cammy:‎ No way will I let you use my card!
Lad: not yours
Lad: i said you try get one for me
Cammy:‎ I can't do that
Lad: then we are arguin here if they sale in stores or not
Cammy:‎ They can't be bought from stores. That's it.
Lad: okay
Lad: thanks

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe Emma has PMS today... this poor lad.... Emma has been polite to him most of the time and he has been a very polite lad. I just didn't have patience for his ever repeating chats.

Hussein: Hellloo
How r u princess emma
Emma: What is it that you want today?
Hussein: Am just asking about u saying hii
Emma: whats the point?
Hussein: Nothing
Anyways sorry there should be no point to ask or anything i want have a good day
Emma: I am not your friggin princess
Hussein: I said princess as ur tittle not as u r my princess
Emma: I AM NO DAMN PRINCESS FOR ANYBODY
Hussein: Ok

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay maybe not really funny but it is kinda funny:

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April 8, 2018
Zak: If u want me not to write to, then let me km, because I will never write again
Darla: Yes you will
Today
Zak: Yes
Darla: I told ya so!!!
Zak: I just messages to said hi
Darla: ok


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Yup that's funny

Some lads are just confusing by nature and expect you to fall in love with them anyway....
Ali: U wiil whi tottenham vs liverpool
Emma: what will i with them?
Ali: K
Do u l like foot ball
Emma: sure
Ali: K
Age
Emma: what?
Ali: Your Age
Emma: 30
yours?
Ali: Am 20
Am 20
Emma: nice
Ali: Do u need something from me
Emma: You contacted me
Ali: For what
Emma: I don't know.. you tell me
Ali: Not u just tell me
Emma: tell you what?
Ali: Tell u like what
Emma: Ariel's story
Ali: No let talk about love
Emma: Ok
Ali: Tell me about it
Love is a feeling that we share with people
Emma: tell me more
Ali: Other see love as reletionship between a boy and gril
Emma: Ok, what else?
Ali: For i see love as a persional feeling
Am what do u know about love
Emma: That it's a crazy little thing
Ali: Ok if i tell u that i love
Ok if u are bzy then bye bye.........
Emma: You love football
Ali: Yes
I play foot ball
Emma: Ok. Good luck
Ali: Emma i one u in Gambia

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our goat lover again:

Lad: I need you in my life and I need your happiness forever
Deb: you're sweet
Lad: I love you from my heart and I want to end my life with you forever
Deb: I don't want to die
Lad: You are afraid of death
Deb: do you want to kill me?
Lad:?
No
No
Why
Deb: you want to end my life
Lad: I told you I want to end my life with you means I die in your hands
Deb: Oh my god, you think I'm a killer
Lad: No no you do not understand. I want to be with you forever
Deb: then why do you say I will kill you
Lad: I did not say you would kill me. Why do not you understand my words?
I just want to be beside you and build a family and care about it
Deb: Then I do not understand why you talk about ending my life

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And he came back for some more:

Quote:
Zak: Hi
Darla:Yess
Zak: I miss u,an u know that I love u
Darla: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (EFFING KEYBOARD)
Ok
Zak: But nothing is writing on the line
Darla: My pet anaconda slithered over my keyboard
Zak: Ok,can we be friend again?
Darla: His name is Jean Luc Picard
Zak: Who
Darla: Who what?
Zak: U said the name is jean luc picard
Am saying can we be friend again
Darla: Yess I made it so and named my pet anaconda thus


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is Buba.... from breaking Buba I posted about a few posts back in this thread. The one that delivered oscar's profile picture. He spoke to himself for almost a month until oscar made a request I couldn't refuse, now we're talking again, but Emma doesn't have to say much
Buba: Why are u still single?
When shall I have u by my side? Don't be anything less for no one, no your worth.
Never ignor someone who cares for you, because someday, you will realize you have lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones ,
When you feel like quitting, think about why you started, Give respect, and take respect
How are you today Emma, I hope you are having a nice weekend? Did you go for exercise today? I hope u do have a sound sleep now?
If I give you a kiss, what will you do?
What do u think will fuck u more in life?
Emma: The mailman
Buba: Why u calling me the mail
Emma: I answered your question
Buba: Where have u been to today
What is a mailman
Emma: The one that deliveres mail of course
Buba: So that fuck u more in life?
Why
Why is it that you never answer my main questions
Emma: Yes, he's pretty good
Buba: Emma, u never my questions
What is pretty good?
Mailman cannot be pretty good
I ask u, if I give u a kiss what will you do, but u just beating about the bush
Being alone may scare u, but being in bad relationship may also damage you
Emma: Why the fuck do you think I'm divorced?
Buba: Hey! Come on Emma. I do not relate this to your divorce, ok!
Am just telling u the reality of life
Can I give u a kiss? Emma I want to see you happy always., right
Emma, you see in life, pain is a part of growing, everything in life is temporary, worrying and complaining change nothing, your scares are a symbol of your strength.Every little struggle is a step forward, other people's negativity is not your problem, and what is ment to be will eventually be.The best thing you can do is to keep going. ,,,,,,Read this and seriously think about it, I love you and I hope you be by my side one day no matter what., I give you a sweet kiss,
Bye
Later
Emma: And I told you the reality of my life. Divorce because of a bad relationship, being fucked by the mailman because he's good
Buba: You mean your new fiancé is a mailman?
Emma: Haha, no way, I won't marry him
Buba: Today is Saturday night, what do u do for this night? Don't fuck up with me, I love you, and I make you ever happy Emma, I make you forget your past experiences,
Will u marry me Emma
Emma: Why?
Buba: Question cannot answer a question, I told you answer my questions straightaway. Will u marry me? You ask why because I love you, and you?
Emma: I need to know why you want to marry me
Buba: Emma, love is a wonderful thing, I want to marry u not for anything, but to make you the most happiest woman in terms of relationship. You know, you are not a small woman, you have experience in relationship, so you should know the type of relationship you want.I need not to tell you again
(....)
Buba: Emma I want to go and take a rest, good night. Pls sleep well. I send u a sweet kiss
Emma: I go to sleep whenever the hell I damn well please. Not when you tell me to
Buba: Why
I love you
Emma: Because you're not my boss
Buba: Ok sorry
What should I say then
Emma: I'm sure you can think of something

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Again the lad who wants to talk French
Jules: Hello!!!
Emma: hi
Jules: Ok!!!!what are you????i w
I want To see you....
Emma: I'm human
Jules: Yes!!!!!no came in africa????
I want To make the video si m'y Phone is stupide..
Emma: humm (what he always says when he doesn't understand something)
Jules: Ok!!!!why humm....
Emma: because your phone is stupide
Jules: Ok!!!!
What do you do!!!!
Emma: getting drunk
Jules: What drink.. ..????
Emma: wine
Jules: Guest me????
Where....
Emma: I don't know
where?
Jules: Ok!!!!!think. If you not know no quest.....
Emma: what do you mean?
I just asked you
Jules: What???
Emma: where you are
wasn't that the question?
Jules: I m in cote d ivoire....
Emma: I know that, so why did you make me gues
Jules: Berceuse it is m'y friend you where is...
Je peux t envoyer maintenant ma photo en tenant le papier
Emma: ok, show me
Jules: Tomorrow....
Emma: ok
Jules: What times is it???
Emma: 23:41
Jules: Ahii.vous êtes en avance sur nous...
Emma: I dont know. Am I?
Jules: What do you saw...????
Emma: wood
Jules: Humm!!!!
What is wood????
Emma: What you saw
Jules: Humm!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't screw with Kevin The Idiot nearly as much as I should:

Quote:
CHRISLAD IS WAVING AT YOU
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: Hiya
Darla: I though yu forgets me Hunny
ChrisLad: Hmmmm
Yes i did
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: Yes
You are not a good friend
Darla: Hmmmm
ChrisLad: Yes
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: BIG THUMBS UP
Darla: BIG THUMBS UP RETURNED
Do you hate me cause am not a Gay?
ChrisLad: You are a lesbian
I hate you because you are very wicked
And heartless you don't have human sympathy
Darla: Awww that is ever so specialof yu to notice.
When can we gets back to work????
ChrisLad: Which work?
Darla: Making monies from mens silly
ChrisLad: You are very stupid
Do you think i will work with you again
The once we collected did you send my own share
?
Darla: Oh that remands me. Auntie Mary says hi and wants to make sure that you are eating your eggs.
ChrisLad: BIG THUMBS UP
Darla: I think she mailed you one of her cats so please take care of it ok?
ChrisLad: stupid u
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: BIG THUMBS UP
Darla: Oooh Hunny guess what???
ChrisLad: BIG…
Darla: Some of those mens are sending me money so I am getting richer and am buying more shoes
ChrisLad: ok
Good luck bye
Darla: Awww maybe we can make agreement???
ChrisLad: which is?
Darla: But only if yu guess what
ChrisLad: forget it
Darla: Now yu are just bean silly
ChrisLad: ok
Darla: ok



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Wow. I guess Anita no longer has to be a Labian!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A few days ago
Lad: How are you Dear
Emma: I'm ok
Who are you?
Lad: I'm a Boy . . .
Emma: Great
I'm a girl
Lad: Really. .
Emma: last time I checked I still was
Lad: Hahaha
Good
Now me checking my Self
Emma: <thumbsup>
Lad: Now 'it's clear that I m Smart Boy
Emma: hmm. ok, I'm not overly convinced
<picture>
Emma: <thumbsup>

Today
Lad: How are you Dear
Emma: I'm ok
<picture>
Emma: why are you wearing a dress
Lad: Just for fashion. .
Emma: thought you were a girl
Lad: Ohhhhhhh
Me look'like a girl. ??
Emma: you're wearing a dress
Lad: This is not female Dress
Emma: a dress is a dress
Lad: So this my fancy dress
Emma: For dancing?
Lad: Uffffffffff my God
Fancy Dress mean ' beautiful dress
Emma: of course dancing dresses are beautiful
Lad: I m Gentle Boy . . .
Emma: that likes to dress up as a girl
Lad: Not a girl Dress. This is my beautiful Dress
Emma: yes hunny beautiful.. all men will fall in love
Lad: I have no Girlfriend
So No Love
Emma: I know hunny that's ok, you like men, it's no shame
Lad: Hahhhhhh
No men . .
Emma: Oh.. please don't tell me animals
Lad: What do mean Animals. ?
Emma: goats
Lad: Not understand
Emma: <picture of a goat>
Lad: Can you send your picture. ?
Emma: you don't like girls, so why would I?
Lad: I m not say that I not like the girls
I like Beautiful girls
Emma: of course and you want to be just like them
Lad: Yes
Emma: Good for you. Don't be ashamed of who you are
Lad: You are in your office. ?
Emma: yes
Lad: I'm sorry if Distrb you in your office timing. .
Emma: no problem. it's pretty entertaining
Lad: With me ??
Emma: of course
Lad: Thanks
It's my pleasure

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad: Be kind to those who are under you , if there is any, and treat them well ,
Emma: Oh, I'll remember that next time I take that hot guy from the bar home with me
Lad: But that guy is not under u, that one is a contract between you, and him.Just for a night
Are u going in for that guy as your future man?
You know experience is knowledge gain, and u are already an experience woman in a relationship, so watct out
Emma: He was under me the other night, might be again next weekend
Lad: So u betray me
I pray to God that u never see or meet him again
Emma, am your future husband, trust me
Emma: You are sleeping with another woman every night (he told me he's married, but can have more wives than one)
So it's only fair for me to have a little fun now and then
Lad: No, Emma. You can share fun when u are in a gathering or functions, but not privately as at now.
For now, u should look for a permanent man to share fun with, and that's me.why keep mentioning the woman I have here? You know about her, is OK.
Emma: And you know about my boytoy from the bar. He's quite OK as well. I don't see the problem
Lad: What are u talking about
Am hot that that toy boy, leave him
Emma: I could say the same about your woman
Lad: Why
Emma when shall we meet to see face to face?


And from another lad
What's nicer than torture a lad again after a bad break up a while ago (couldn't get anything out of him anymore, so why try?)
He changed his first name to "my lost life" but in another language.

Emma: Why did you choose this name?
Lad: My lost life
Emma: What about it?
Lad: I have no luck
Emma: how?
Lad: I do not know
Emma: So you're just a complaining attention seeker for no reason?
Lad: I loved you and you know this
I could not get you
Emma: That's your own fault
Lad: The words of poetry will not deliver me to you
Emma: that's your choice
Lad: I will migrate to Europe
We can meet there
Emma: Good luck with that

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Always nice to confuse an uncooperative lad

Lad: Hw your place
Emma: It's good
how are you?
Lad: Fine, gist me little what is happening in your
Emma: It's just raining a lot here
Lad: Hmm
Emma: What does that mean?
Lad: It means sign
Emma: A good sign?
Lad: Yes
Emma: Like Ace of Base?
Lad: I don't get u
Emma: They were big back in the days with the sign
Lad: K
Emma: Do I need to guess?
Lad: Yes
Emma: Kittens?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lad: Hello Emma
Emma: hi
Lad: How ar you
I miss you
Emma: why?
Lad: You are the cause
May be you are always busy
Emma: I'm still at the same place. I'm not missing
Lad: Alright
My love for you
Emma: what about it?
Lad: You always on my mind
I love you
Emma: like elvis?
Lad: What is Elvis?
Emma: the king
Lad: Ok
You mean if i want to be your king?
Emma: can you sing?
Lad: I can't sing
Can you?
Emma: Of course
but not like elvis
Lad: Ok great
I don't know this Elvis
A singer?
Emma: yes
Lad: Okay
Sing for me now
Emma: no thank you
Lad: Alright

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Always nice to make a lad angry. especially when they contact you with random comments.
Lad: Happiness is having a husband who is also your best friend
Emma: I think you might be right about that
Lad: Say u are right, not u might be.
How are you
Emma: You might be right, because if you have a husband who is also your best friend, it's not a guarantee that you will be happy. There are many factors that account to happiness.
do you have a husband who is your best friend?
Lad: Am I a gay?
Stop that shit Emma
Emma: Are you?
Lad: Why u ask whether I have husband
Emma: you were the one to say "Happiness is having a husband who is also your best friend"
Lad: Yes, is to u as a woman
Don't u want a husband?
Emma: you are changing the topic
Lad: Am not
Emma: how do you know that happiness is having a husband who is also your best friend?
Lad: Am wishing u a good husband
Emma: that's not an answer
how do you know?
Lad: It is
U asking me how do I know
Know what?
Be concious
Emma: huh?
you still do not answer my question
Lad: Emma. am older that u. You cannot drag me to a corner where I don't what to reach. Ok
Emma: I don't know what you are talking about, but why don't you just answer my question
Lad: Have u ever answer my questions I do ask u?
You cannot keep telling me answer my question
Are u in a bar?
Emma: I am home
and I will ask you again to answer my question. I just answered yours
Lad: Doing what?
Watching movies or doing homework?
Emma: I answered your question, now you answer mine.
how do you know that happiness is having a husband who is also your best friend?
Lad: You were once a student of that institutions, you should know
Don't fuck with me
Emma: I studied finance in Amsterdam
Lad: Good, you should how deal with figures, relationship is all about figures, you should know how to deal with situations. So if you have a good husband, as a woman who make u happy, ah ! that guy is your best friend too
Emma: but how do you know this?
Lad: You agree?
Do u want a good husband?
Emma: I will answer your questions when you answered mine
Lad: Emma I miss to have your pic, pls send one now
Will you?
Yes or no
Emma: how do you know that happiness is having a husband who is also your best friend?
Lad: When u send the pic, I will tell u
Emma: no, you wanted me to answer your question and I did
now it's your turn
Lad: Whose turn? I mean your pic you telling me your turn
Is your ex husband in England?
Emma: you still didn't answer my question after I answered yours
it's your turn to answer my question
Lad: You never answer my questions
When shall I see you? Pls send the pic Emma
I will be very glad to have your pic
Emma: I did answer your question. You asked if I am in a bar. I told you no, I am home
now answer mine
Lad: I guess you are in a bar
You must be hot at this time
Emma: I am home
you didn't answer my question
Lad: Send pic first
Emma: no. I answered your question, now you answer mine
Lad: U never answer my questions
Send the pic
Emma: I'm tired of this discussion. If you don't answer the question I will assume you are gay
Lad: The biggest insult ever in my life, you fuck_in ashole telling me that?
Is now that I know u are rude,
Emma: hey, relax, there's no shame in it
or you should just answer my question and explain how you know, so I will believe you are not.
Lad: <thumbsup>

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad: Hi
Emma: hi
Lad: How r u
Emma: I'm ok
but the more important question is
who are you?
Lad: I m Rouf from pakistan i seen your profile pic so i sent massege
I like u
Emma: thank you, but why does your profile say chahsan?
you have anything to do with borat?
Lad: I want gf
I like u
Emma: ok thank you
who is chahsan and what's your relation to borat?
Lad: I dont know
Emma: ok
Lad: Can i see your new pic
Emma i like u soo much
Emma: My pictures are in my profile. I haven't seen you yet
Lad: I love u
I want marry with u
Emma: really? You don't even know me yet
and I haven't even seen you
don't be so silly
Lad: Yes i know i dont know u
But when i.seen your profile pic
I want only you
It is mine pic
Emma: nice
Lad: I want marry with u
Emma: ok
Lad: I really like and love u
Emma: understood
Lad: Emma
Emma: chahsan
Lad: Who is chahsan
Emma: thought that was you
Lad: God know
I m not
I dont know who is chahsan
God know i m not liar
Emma i love u
I m Rouf not chahsan
Emmma
Emma: I'm Emma
and you call yourself Chahsan
you're confusing me
Lad: First tell me
Who was chahsan
Emma: that's the name on your profile
oh my god. you stole chahsan's phone
is he ok?
did he die?
Where
did you beat him up?
Lad: Omg
Emma: WHERE IS CHAHSAN?
Lad: I dont know who is chahsan
Emma: so you just rob a random stranger and steal his phone?
Lad: Ch on my profile
Ch means chauodry
Not chahsan ok
God know i dont know who is chahsan
I m from pakistan you can see my location
Emma: Ok
who is cauodry?
Lad: Choudry is cast
In pakistan
My queen
I love u
Emma: cast? What cast?
did you break chahsans leg?
Lad: Omg
Emma you want i cry
I said i dont know chahsan
Belive me
Emma i will die
Emma: why? is he coming for revenge? I think you may deserve it
Lad: Emma
Emma see i m not chahsan
I don't know chahsan, but if you are not him, then what are you doing with his phone?
Emma it is mine
My phone
Lad: oh
Emma: so you only stole his identity
Lad: Seen my pics
I m not


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice twisting of "cast" - wonder if he got it.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prince: Hello emma
Emma: Hi Prince
Isn't prince dead?
Prince: Prince is alive and kicking and how U Dia
Emma: I'm alive as well
How's the purple rain?
Prince: It's not easy dia
Emma: how come?
Prince: Just That it's too cold
Which city are You??
Emma: Liverpool
where are you?
Prince: Hahaha Am in abudhabi dear
Emma: why is that funny?
Prince: Because I thought you was near here in this city
Emma: what made you think that?
Prince: Because you said you're in Liverpool
Emma: since when is liverpool in abudhabi?
Prince: As you asked me about the purple rain yet it's too cold here
Am sorry dear maybe we have a miscommunication
Emma: you make no sense. which purple rain are you talking about?
Prince: Can help me a check the message you sent me
Emma: I know what I said but your answer don't make sense
Prince: Okay am sorry please
You're talking about my song
The purple rain, I only feel it when you're close to me
Hahaha so sorry I didn't understand at first dear
Emma: yes, the song. Are you the resurrected prince?
Prince: Yes dia
Emma: damn. I think I love you
Prince: Really my love
You mean you love my song too
Emma: of course, who doesn't
Prince: Let me see if you know how it goes....just record for me in your voice dear
Emma: haha, not happening. find it on youtube
Prince: Come on love
Emma: I'm no singer

https://youtu.be/TvnYmWpD_T8

later
Prince: how do you see if u try the Arabian beaches this time,i will take carecof the ticket.dear
Emma: huh?you'd pay for my ticket?
why not buy one for yourself and see some other cities?
Prince: Because it's hard for me to visit some places due to the weakness of my visa
My passport
Emma: I see
But I'm not really sure I want to visit Arabia at this point. I heard it's not a safe place for woman to be alone there
Prince: Hahaha well it's not true
Do you think of visiting Egypt then??? Maybe we can meet there or Morocco
Emma: why there?
wait
Prince: United Arab emirates is a Avery nice place and it's like usa
Emma: is Lawrence still in your country?
Prince: No my love Lawrence is not in my country
Emma: No? Where did he go?
Prince: No ideal my love
Okay you tell me which are you planing to take vacation from this coming year and in which country
Maybe I will also try to apply for visa and find you there???
Emma: Ok. I don't know yet but I'll let you know when I know
But I still want to know where lawrence went. Can you ask? Last I heard he was in Arabia
Prince: Okay my love,
Not really he left
Emma: when and where?
Prince: Emirates
In 2017
Emma: Isn't that the same as Arabia?
Prince: No my love
We have seven gulf of Arabia countries
But emirates is the best
In emirates we have Dubai and abudhabi popular cities
Emma: Did you hide Lawrence somewhere there?
Prince: No my love I don't know where he is
I wasn't with him
Emma: why not?
Prince: Honey am ever busy with work and am in emirates not Saudi arabia
Emma: but you just told me it's one of the 7 arabia countries, so you should know anyway
Prince: Not really
Am not a police officer to know all baby
Am sorry my lovev
Emma: oh, but he's no criminal
he's a good guy
everybody knows him
how come you don't?
Prince: Arabia people don't know him
As they don't know tumo
Tumo
Trump
Emma: but you know who trump is, so if lawrence is the same you should at least know something
Prince: I know about him but honey he chose to be in Saudi Arabia and I chose emirates
Emma: so now you know him, but before you didn't. What are you hiding?
Prince: Hahaha honey am not hiding anything
Yes should
Any way why dont we talk about us
Emma: so what do you know about Lawrence
Prince: <picture of some indian actor>
To be honest I know only dat Lawrence the actor
Are talking about another one
Emma: That guy? He's not lawrence
or did you send him to plastic surgery?
Prince: He is Lawrence
Hahaha are kidding me baby??
And he is Indian guy
Emma: No, Lawrence was brittish
Prince: Mistake I don't know him
Sorry!
Emma: That's a disappointment. I need to find out where he went
Prince: Ask interpol
Or homeland!!
Emma: That's a very good plan. Thank you for your advice.
Prince: Yes dear
If you lose a friend just ask police before 24 hours
Emma: ok. I'll ask them now
goodnight
Prince: Very Good

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, my - that takes me back. The gorgeous Peter O'Toole and equally gorgeous Omar Sharif. Epic film, in its day.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Lad opened contact with Cammy thus:

Quote:
...you might wondering how I got your adress, well I got it from your male friend in kenya and I guess you worship frejya the goddess of love try reply to know you more and share a lot with you thanks...


And now, some of the chat from day 2.

Lad: Hello
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ Why do you do that <ding>?
Lad: Because I need you baby
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Cammy:‎ Americans are different!
Lad: Yes baby
Lad: Don't you like that??
Cammy:‎ Let's not be too hasty.
Lad: Okay
Lad: You said you would send your pix to me baby
Lad: Can I have one?
Lad: I want to ask what do you do
Cammy:‎ Hang on just a minute, I only got out of bed half an hour ago.
Lad: Okay
Lad: What do you wanna do now??
Cammy:‎ Sorry, what?
Lad: What do you do for leaving
Cammy:‎ I'm a photomodel.
Lad: Oh that's cool I lovethat
Cammy:‎ No surprise there.
Lad: Baby will you be honest to me?? As I am
Cammy:‎ I don't know how to take that.
Lad: Why??
Cammy:‎ Sounds like you think that I'm normally dishonest.
Lad: No baby
Lad: I don't know anything about you
Lad: But I'd love to know much about you
Cammy:‎ That's the way things are. When you first meet someone, that person is a stranger.
Cammy:‎ I chose two pix to send you, but I'm having second thoughts now.
Lad: Okay baby I can't wait
Cammy:‎ Not so fast there sport - are you going to be nice?
Lad: Yes baby
Lad: I choose because I need you
Cammy:‎ Good, just as long as you stay that way.
Cammy:‎ Sent
Lad: Okay
Cammy:‎ You're with the infantry, right?
Lad: Yes baby
Lad: You so cute
Cammy:‎ I know <g>
Lad: What are you gotta do today
Cammy:‎ Not a lot planned... swimming, aerobics, gym work, some sex in between times, just another day you know?
Lad: Do you love sex
Lad: Baby I wanna know
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ Calm down!
Cammy:‎ New rule - you do that <ding> again, I don't reply for ten minutes.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Sorry
Cammy:‎ And yes, I love sex. I give worship to Freyja via sex.
Lad: Wow
Lad: I love sex tho
Lad: What will you do if there's no sex?
Cammy:‎ That can't happen.
Cammy:‎ Not for me, anyway.
Lad: And what can you do to have sex
Cammy:‎ For you, sadly, that's always an issue.
Cammy:‎ Huh? ;LOL!!!!!!!!!
Lad: Can you give give everything for love?
Lad: I mean sex
Lad: I love to have sex everytime
Cammy:‎ Well, yeah, you're a guy, so of course you'd be happy to fuck your life away.
Cammy:‎ I thought you'd have discipline and self-control.
Lad: Yeah baby
Lad: Not to sex
Cammy:‎ No discipline and self-control? That's bad every which way.
Lad: To just only one lady
Lad: That's you
Lad: I'd love to fuck you hard
Lad: Anytime you are ready
Cammy:‎ You have forgotten something.
Lad: What?
Lad: Not at all
Cammy:‎ We're on different continents. That's a biggie.
Lad: Can't you come to me??
Lad: Mind you am on deployment now
Lad: I travel everywhere
Cammy:‎ You're on active service, which might be a little problem/
Cammy:‎ And you go where Uncle Stan tells you.
Lad: I am in africa now baby
Lad: For peace keeping
Cammy:‎ I can read!!!!!!!!!!!1!1
Lad: Am very close to you
Cammy:‎ No you're not close to me.
Lad: Am in Nigeria baby
Cammy:‎ So?
Lad: I will surely come to you if you want
Cammy:‎ But you can't just walk away from your duty!‎ And you're NOT close to me!
Lad: I will get leave baby
Lad: Soon
Cammy:‎ Why did you say that you're close to me?
Lad: Because I can come anytime
Cammy:‎ So... you think that I'm near to you because you can come anytime?
Lad: Yes
Cammy:‎ ** blink blink **
Cammy:‎ WTF???
Lad: Distance is nothing
Lad: What???
Cammy:‎ What distance are you thinking of?
Lad: Btw you and i
Lad: Is nothing
Cammy:‎ OK, time to cut to the chase... where do you think I am?
Lad: Kenya ofcourse
Cammy:‎ Why 'of course'?
Lad: Your friend told me
Cammy:‎ Which friend?
Lad: That's how I know freyja
Lad: A male friend
Lad: He was once deployed to kenya
Cammy:‎ So? I don't live there.
Lad: Where do you live baby
Cammy:‎ Australia.
Lad: Oh that's cool
Cammy:‎ I've been to Kenya for a photoshoot-holiday.
Lad: Sound good
Lad: I love that
Lad: Okay
Lad: Upload your picture on your profile
Cammy:‎ Why? I like things just as they are.
Lad: I want that
Lad: Can you do it for me?
Cammy:‎ I could, but I don't see why.
Lad: Baby I need it
Lad: I wanna see you here
Cammy:‎ Don't be That Guy, okay?
Lad: Which guy?
Cammy:‎ The kind of Control Freak Guy that I really, really can't stand.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Am sorry
Lad: That's cool
Lad: If you insist
Cammy:‎ I certainly do!
Lad: What can you say about me since we met
Lad: Do like my company??
Cammy:‎ I haven't met them yet,
Lad: Okay
Lad: Thanks

The next morning...

Lad:‎ Hello
Lad:‎ Have I offend you??
Lad:‎ Am sorry
Lad:‎ I have missed you
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ How are you??
Cammy:‎ Wondering what that bit was about offending me.
Lad:‎ Okay
Lad:‎ When you just log out with anger
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ Well how are you today??
Cammy:‎ Pretty good.
Lad:‎ I have missed your chat
Lad:‎ What are you doing now??
Cammy:‎ Chatting to you.
Lad:‎ Good can still be my lady??
Cammy:‎ Also, getting dressed and primping a bit.
Lad:‎ I need a beautiful girl like you
Lad:‎ How I wish am there to stripe you off
Lad:‎ On bed
Lad:‎ Kiss you
Lad:‎ Suck your hot pussy
Lad:‎ And.....
Cammy:‎ Stop that.
Cammy:‎ Now!
Lad:‎ Now yes
Lad:‎ You so sweet
Cammy:‎ I mean it!
Lad:‎ I need my body on your body
Cammy:‎ I don't want that cybersex shit!
Cammy:‎ Do you understand me?
Lad:‎ No baby
Lad:‎ Good to hear
Lad:‎ Tell me
Cammy:‎ When I tell to stop that cybersex shit, you don't understand? How can you not understand?
Lad:‎ Okay I have heard you
Lad:‎ Why??
Cammy:‎ Better!
Lad:‎ Do you hate that??
Lad:‎ Am lonely here
Cammy:‎ You must be kept busy.
Lad:‎ Yes but no one to touch my body here
Cammy:‎ You should be used to that by now.
Lad:‎ Can I ask you something??
Lad:‎ Yes I do
Lad:‎ Hello
Lad:‎ Seems you are busy
Cammy:‎ I'm waiting for you to ask your question.
Lad:‎ I said do you have any love now?
Cammy:‎ You didn't ask that before.
Lad:‎ Am just asking
Cammy:‎ I noticed.
Cammy:‎ I have fuck-buddies, of course, and I'm steady with my photographer – her name is Sophie.
Lad:‎ Okay
Lad:‎ Wow
Cammy:‎ Well, you asked...
Cammy:‎ But as for being in love, not presently.
Lad:‎ Do you have anyone with you over there?
Cammy:‎ Sophie, but she's still asleep.
Lad:‎ Oh lesbian? Am sorry
Cammy:‎ No, bisexual.
Lad:‎ But can we still be together?
Cammy:‎ Maybe.
Cammy:‎ Anyway, time for breakfast. CYA!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GL:Alright here is the agent contact +DIALAMUGU.text him now that a friend told you about DHHS, and you are ready to apply and claim your package
Darla:Every time I called it sounded like you had a big dick in your mouth. Care to share?
LATER
GL:Have you text the agent yet?
Darla:No I called. I told you it sounded like you were sucking on a foot long
THE NEXT DAY
GL:It did that to me also but when I send messages to them I was told not to call but send a message to them because they are not allowed to answer calls, they are a lot of people calling them
Darla: ok

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Sounds like they can't answer because their mouths are occupied, but texting fingers are free.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the same lad as the one from my post from nov.1. He still likes it when I talk to him about being gay Laughing

Lad: I do not use drugs now, am a sober man
Wishing you a merry Christmas and happy new year in advavce. May 2019 brings more love, happiness, succesd and good health
Emma: ok, good to know, thank you for the kind wellwishes
Lad: Good to know what?
Emma: that you're a somber man
Lad: Are u?
Emma: I'm not a man
Lad: Woman
Emma: yes, I'm a woman
Lad: Are u?
Good woman
Am too am a man
Yea man!
Emma: what do you mean with "am too am a man"?
who else do you mean?
Lad: What?
Are u a man?
Emma: I just told you I"m a woman. Is this about that gay thing again?
Lad: Never mention to me about gay again
Emma: you started it
Lad: Did I talk to u anything about that
Emma: in a kind of hidden way. Its no problem to admit it you know. I won't judge you
Lad: Emma, don't fuck with me, ok
Emma: huh? I thought that was what you wanted. Now you're really confusing me
Lad: In what way?
Emma: you told me you want sex with me, now you say you don't want to fuck me and together with all that gay stuff it's really confusing.
Lad: Emma, please talk sense ok!
You are a matured woman, so be real
Emma: I am
Lad: Good
Emma: so are you?
Lad: What?
Emma: admitting
Lad: Admitting what,?
Emma: the gay thing of course
Lad: Thank u
Emma: that's not an answer
Lad: Tell me the answer
Emma: Only you can answer the question
Lad: Emma you are really rude
Emma: I'm just being real. I'd like to know where I'm getting myself into.
Lad: You can only know that when we share the same.bed with u, there u know where u are
Emma: oh no mister
I'm not even going to share a bed with you if you don't tell me
I don't like surprises like that
Lad: Ok, then stay away
Emma: You know that confirming nor denying it is just a silent confirmation
Lad: Ok

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ChrisLad: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: Hiya
Why are you sending me message

Darla: Cause we were going to be married
ChrisLad:You and who?
Darla: Ever since you became a Gay you have been grumpy
ChrisLad:You are very stupid
to sending me message i have found a wife

Darla: what is his name?
ChrisLad:She is a woman now a man get sens silly
Darla: Congratulations Hunny!
When did 'She' get her sex changling?
ChrisLad:stupid ass hole
Darla: If 'She' had a Pushy you wouldn't have to deal with that. To each their own I guess
ChrisLad:I think is the right time i block you
Darla: Pleeze Hunny I love you ever soo much and I do have money for you
ChrisLad:Keep your money
I am okay with the money i have fuck you and your money
When i needed your help you fuck me up get lost and burn to hell

Darla: Don't Rush into anything Hunny those were just Circumstances
ChrisLad:Stay away from me
I don't need you any more in my life you are heartless and wicked

SINCE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE BLOCKED AGAIN I STOPPED CHARTING

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