Funny chat bits with romance lads

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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:12 am

Spindrift wrote:

Fuck ooof........

Finn Balor's cruel smile suddenly shifted to a snarl of rage.
"Fuck - ooof!"
His insult was cut short by Darla's foot crashing into his groin, and with his face contorted in agony, Finn Balor folded up like a pocket knife and slumped to the floor.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:11 am

^^^^^^

Why is he yelling?? Mad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Feb 2018 Posts: 18

WOW! What a great way to end my day, reading those hilarious exchanges. Y'all inspire a young baiter!

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:44 pm

Sherif: If you notice, it been long am trying to crush on you indirectly but it seems you don't give me any attention
Darla: You just send creepy emogies to me. I don’t Mclove those
Sherif: Yeah just to draw your attention
We started talking for years but you never notice me
Darla: To be honest I thought you were a homer sexual
Sherif: No am not
What made you think am homosexual?
Darla: Those gay looking emogies for one
Sherif: Please I did know gay emoji
Please sorry for sending them to you ❤️💛

ETA

A bit later:

Sherif:Please am not a gay
Please, I love woman
And am very good in bed

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:03 pm

Quote:

James: Anita can I ask you for a favour
Anita: U can ask.
James: Anita will you help me,my only child Darla John is at the hospital and I've spent so much money on her now the remaining hospital bill is not with me now
Anita: Why not?
James: Anita I don't have any hope again now except you as I'm chatting too you.Have giving the hospital in charges some of $1000 US Dollar now still asking me to pay more for her sugering
Anita: Talk 2 ur insurance company. Who r they?
James: I'm nor working weed them for now
Anita: Who?
James: Company
Anita: What company?
James: OMF
Anita: I don't know that 1.
But ur from California, yes?
James: Anita please will you help me
My daughter is dying
Anita: I will pray 4 her.
U shuld call the California Insurance people.
http://www.ca.gov/Agencies/Insurance-Department-of
James: Ok
But they have already yesterday, but they said I should wait,the other man say to me that they will help but they will not be the one taking the responsibilities of the bill
Anita: I don't know what that means. Daddy pays my bills.
James: Okay Anita can you afford me $500 after send me your account and I will pays you back
Anita: I don't have any money except 4 lunch. I will pray, tho! It's in HIS hands now.

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 2:33 am

How did this thread get to page three? Dang my supportive skills have waned as of late...

STOP! NECRO TIME!

Quote:

Lad: Alibaba
Darla: OpenSesame
Lad: Meaning
Darla: Bout the same as Alibaba?
Lad: Did u no the meaning of Alibaba
Darla: Wasn’t that the guy who swept OJ away in a wonderful white bronco?
Lad: U wrong
Darla: Hurh? (READ IN A SCOOBY DOO VOICE)
Lad: Just forget it ok
Darla: ok
Lad: Thanks
Darla: ok
Lad: Are u not going to work
Darla: Its not like a street walker anymore. I’ve moved on ok?
Lad: wow
God is great
Darla: Yess
Lad: Ok no matter
Darla: ok

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:17 pm

WARNING NSFW!!

A very interesting introduction after a marriage proposal within the first few minutes of chat
Lad: Im 26; live in emirates my favourite hoppy is reading music dancing fotball
Also watching sex and i prefer anal
Im pharmacist
Tell me about your sex
Me: I'm female ofcourse
And for the record, that was too much information
Lad I know but sex
You love it or no
Your favorite type of sex
Like that
I have 28cm penis
Me: Is it long enough to give yourself a blowjob?
Lad: But it will be more in your ass hole baby
Me: that's gross
Lad: What
Me: you really are dirty
Lad: You dont love anal
Me: here people don't talk to ladies like that when they first meet
Lad: YEA BABY
Sorry baby
Later
Lad: Baby
Me: yes?
Lad: Sorry
Me: That's okay, you're just a little dirty creep, but you can't help it
Lad: Yea

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:37 pm

Warning: NSFW
We have a Bee Gees fan.

Lad: U have whs
WhatsApp
Me: no
Lad: Why
Me: still don't like you
Lad: Lol
Show me ur pic
Me: no
Lad: Why
Me: you want me to repeat myself?
Lad: No
Why
Me: cause you didn't like my picture
Lad: Hahaha I like
Plz bb
Me: sure now you like....
Lad: Hhhhh
Why
Me: dont know why
Lad: I want meet you
Me: im surviving every lonely day
Lad: But I want date
Me: when theres got to be
Lad: Where u want
Me: no chance for me
Lad: Why
Me: my life would end
Lad: Why
Me: and it doesn't matter how I cry
Lad: Why what's wrong
Me: my tears of love
Lad: U miss ur husband
Me: are a waste of time
Lad: I want you
Me: if i turn away
Lad: U want
Me: am i strong enough to see it through
Lad: What
What u want see
Me: go crazy is what I will do
Lad: I want you bb
Show me ur pic
Me: if i cant have you
Lad: Why
Show you hot videos
Me: i don't want nobody baby
Lad: Look at this <nude chick pic>
Make me horny lol
Me: if i cant have you oh oh
Lad: U have big like that boobs
Me: can't let go
Lad: How big ur bpobs
Boobs
Me: and it doesn't matter how i try
Lad: Tell me
Me: I gave it all so easily
Lad: How
Me: to you my love
Lad: Tell me ur boobs size
Me: to dreams that never will come true
Lad: Plz
<missed video chat>
Me: am I strong enough to see it through
Lad: Please show ur boobs
Me: go crazy is what i will do
Lad: How old are you
Me: if i can't have you
Lad: I love to suck ur nipples
Me: i don't want nobody baby
Lad: Ur pussy hard fuck
Me: if i can't have you oh oh
Lad: Love to suck ur pussy
Ummmmhhhhaaaa
Me: if i can't have you
Lad: Plzz
Who fuck you
U have kida
Me: i don't want nobody baby
Lad: Why
Me: if i cant have you
oh oh
Lad: Ur pussy wet
Me: if i can't have you
<missed call>
Lad: Fuck you
Me: I DONT WANT NOBODY BABY
Lad: But I want you
Me: if i can't have you oh oh
Lad: Show me ur boobs
Me: if i can't have you
Lad: PlZzzz
Me: i don't want nobody baby
Lad: Fuck you
Me: if i cant have you
Lad: OK bye
Me: dont know why (he seemed to like it so I put the song on repeat)
Lad: I love you
Me: im surviving every lonely day
Lad: I want with u
<missed video chat>
Me: when there's got to be

that was enough for the night, but in the morning…
Lad: Pussy
Me: No chance for me
Lad: Why
Me: And it doesnt matter how i cry
Lad: Love you are big boobs
Me: My tears of love are a waste of time
Lad: My gf boobs (pic of real ugly boobs)
Me: If I turn away
Lad: Send me ur
Me: Am i strong enough to see it through?
Lad: Fuck you
Me: Go crazy is what i will do
Lad: U want dick
Me: A winters day (time for a change of tune)
Lad: send me ur picture
Me: In a deep and dark december
Lad: Fuck you
Me: I am alone
Lad: I m with you
Me: gazing from my window to the streets below
Lad: Call me
Me: On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow

Guess he didn’t like Simon and Garfunkle

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:51 pm

Every once in a while I like to abuse a Lad from the past:

Quote:

Darla: Hey Snicks
Snickerdoodle: Hey what the fuck do you want:
Darla: What does anyone want really?
Snickerdoodle: I need to see you on video...that's all I want
Darla: Oooh you slutty man what exactly do you want to see me do?
Snickerdoodle: Just see you on video just to confirm you not from Africa
Darla: Why African of all places?
HE TRIED CALLING
Snickerdoodle: Call me
Or don't chat me anymore
Darla: Call you what??
Just a Friend?
AND HE CALLED AGAIN
Snickerdoodle: You ve just been blocked
Darla: For calling you just a friend?
Snickerdoodle: For not picking my call
Am gonna call you one more time and you don't pick...I will block without hesitation
AND HE TRIED A COUPLE MORE TIMES
THEN BLOCKED POOR DARLA

Guess he doesn’t like being ‘Just a Friend’ or not getting paid for it eh?

JUST A FRIEND

ETA - Snickerdoodle is the Fish Eyed Lad or Merman maybe wearing red.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:51 pm

[email protected] is either an only child or has a brother in Las Vegas, lives in Hazelton PA. That is of course until someone lives in Allentown Pa Smile

The antique angle stays the same. Asks for I tunes cards because the buyer fell through on her parent's 800 million dollar estate that she needs to be married or engaged to get, once the lawyer sells it. The buyer fell through so he has to relist on craigslist Laughing

Quote:

Mark Ferguson
Well hello beautiful

sharon lindsey
Hello
Good morning !!

Mark Ferguson
Nice to meet you. I was hoping you were real and not a bot

sharon lindsey
Yea am real
Why are you saying that !Where do you came across my contact?

Mark Ferguson
Lots of bots/fakes on ilikeyou.com
Nice to meet youMy name is Mark, I am 36 years old and am so sick of fakes, liars and game players

sharon lindsey
Yea you right, I myself do came across the fake ones as well they don't serious with me they only want nude picture and I won't ever send them cause I'm not a prostitute like those lady out there
Nice to meet you either
I'm 34 years old
Same here either
Where are you from !?

Mark Ferguson
Allentown PA
you?Your profile said Darien IL?

sharon lindsey
Yea you right but am presently right here in las Vegas living together with my uncle my parent pass away
I'm the only daughter of my parent before they pass away

Mark Ferguson
I am sorry to hear that. When did they pass away?

sharon lindsey
He pass away about three years plus now

Mark Ferguson
So you are taking care of your Uncle?
That's nice

sharon lindsey
Yea am trying my best

Mark Ferguson
You are an only child? that makes things a bit rougher. I have a sister

sharon lindsey
OK
What's her name

Mark Ferguson
Lynn
she is younger

sharon lindsey
OK extend my greeting to her
Ok

Mark Ferguson
So where do you work?

sharon lindsey
Oh sorry for now I'm not working
I was once working with antiques company before but I lost the job last year and since then life has to move on finding good better job like that its hard this days

Mark Ferguson
Oh no?
What do you do for money?

sharon lindsey
Not working for now
My uncle take care of that

Mark Ferguson
Oh so you are not taking care of him...he is taking care of you?
I am a truck driver

sharon lindsey
Yea and am also take caring of him as well, cook for him, help him to figure is laundry etc
Oh I see

Mark Ferguson
Where does he work?
or what does he do I guess I should say

sharon lindsey
He is on social security income
Monthly check

Mark Ferguson
Well that is not much. Things must be tough. Is he able to work?

sharon lindsey
Yea, but he is old

Mark Ferguson
So he is retired.
gotcha

sharon lindsey
Yea

Mark Ferguson
How come you are not working? It is hard for one person to make it on SSI let alone two

sharon lindsey
I know am trying my best to get a new job but haven't see better job yet

Mark Ferguson
what do you do?
better than what? Any job is better than no job 🙂

sharon lindsey
What ?

Mark Ferguson
What do you mean what? Just curious? What is it you do?

sharon lindsey
Like what you talking about

Mark Ferguson
You said you can not find a "better" job. I was wondering what you meant by that? Better than what?

sharon lindsey
I will be right back now

Mark Ferguson
ok

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:01 pm

On Facebook. He tried to get lovey-dovey with one character, then requested friendship with Anita.

Quote:

JJ: hi
How are you doing
Anita: Am fine. Which position did u want 2 apply 4?
JJ: Apply what?
What are mine applying for?
Anita: U contacted me.
Raper/Musician?
Dancer?
Stunt Artiste?
Actor?
JJ: Actor
Anita: Ok. When can you submit the audition and application?
JJ: Free?
Anita: Yes. There is no charge to apply and send an audition, though you must follow a company mandated scripts.
JJ: But I'm not Atlantic
In*
Anita: Huh?
JJ: Yes
U should've ask me where I reside
Anita: U contacted me 4 the job.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:31 pm

A Lad trying to sweet-talk Cammy on chat dropped a clanger that would have rated on the Richter Scale - she has major father issues.

Cammy: Sounds like one of those fucking sheople sky-pilots my father dragged me and Roscoe to after Mum died, when he got religion. Of course, he only bothered with the bits that helped him. It didn't stop him going to the pokies and getting boozed.
Lad: hahahaha
Cammy: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT????
Cammy: DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO HAVE AN ABUSIVE FATHER????
Lad: the way you sound and narate the whole thing
Lad: no no
Lad: not funny
Lad: you just take it easy on him
Cammy: IS IT FUNNY TO BE BEATEN AND SLAPPED BECAUSE YOUR FATHER BLAMES YOU FOR MUM DYING???? FUCK YOU!!
Lad: remember he brought you to this world you are
Cammy: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM OR GO EASY ON HIM!
Lad: not i am sorry for all that i never understand it that way ok
Lad: ok
Lad: for now just calm down and take it easy
Cammy: Don't write to me again. I'm done with you.
Lad: by the time we are through at least you can go for holiday any part of the world
Lad: even myself i am planning for a big trip too
Cammy: Fuck you, fuck that lawyer, fuck that fucking bank.
Lad: i am soryy camille
Cammy: Fuck the money and everything to do with it.
Lad: take it easy dear
Cammy: Shut the fuck up!
Lad: calm down Camille
Lad: babe puppy
Lad: Calm down dooo dooo
Cammy: Shut the fuck up. I hate you and everything about you.
Lad: i apologize my dear
Cammy: Don't tell me to calm down, you smarmy piece of shit!
Lad: oh yea
Lad: i will take it all dear
Lad: i love you when you hurt me ok
Cammy: I DON'T LOVE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Lad: ok
Cammy: I WANT YOU TO DIE!
Lad: please stop now and have some rest ok
Cammy: NOW WOULD BE REALLY GOOD!
Lad: babe i know it's bed time
Lad: just have some rest by the time you will wake you would be better ok

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:24 am

Another satisfied customer:

he actually waited a few hours before blocking me. And the morning before he filled out the complete 8 page pre-marital questionnaire. He was so devoted... Guess he didn't really like all the problems with western union I was having Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:29 pm

A week ago
Lad: How are you today
Me: very well. You?
Lad: I'm ok just been thinking about you I hope that not bad
Me: I'm not bad
Lad: What you been doing?
Me: not much. work, sleep, repeat
Lad: Well anything I can do for you to put smile on your face
Me: don't know... maybe save a few baby seals
Lad: Lol I already did that once
Me: good. try again. lots more to save
Lad: How that affect you?
Me: makes me smile
Lad: Ah ok lol how bout an a ring with your name engraved on it
Me: don't like rings, just threw one in the ocean a few months ago
Ah how come?
Me: kicked the shitty ex-husband to the curb remember
Lad: Well that one I know is that why you also hate rings to?
Me: don't really feel like wearing rings
Lad: Ah ok what would you like to wear instead?
Me: a tiara
Lad: I can get that for you
Me: cool. always wanted to be a princess
Lad: Will you be my princess
Me: sure, if you have the white horse and shining armour
Lad: Unfortunately not anymore
May I ask you something
Me: that's a shame
of course ask
Lad: Yeah..
Maybe I can be your next husband if you like
Me: don't know about that
Lad: Well at least this husband never will treat you bad
Me: yeah, but I don't like your job
Lad: Ok so what would you like me to do for be work?
Me: something not involving dead animals
Lad: Ok sounds good to me
Me: okay, get back to me when you've changed careers then 😉
Lad: Ok beautiful I love you

few days later (he told me he switched to bakery, but I ingored him for a while)
Lad: Hi miss beautiful sunshine
hi
Lad: How are you beautiful princess
Me: I'm okay
where's my tiara?
Lad: I haven't got it yet it hard to find right one for you but I won't give up
Me: cool. I have time

back to ignoring

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:08 pm

I thought you were coming right back?

Monday, June 11, 2018 3:16 PM

Hello?

Monday, June 11, 2018 9:59 PM

good evening?

Tuesday, June 12, 2018 7:44 AM

Good Morning

sharon lindsey
Good morning sorry for late response
I'm not feeling fine yesterday I'm feeling hurt and weak yesterday that's why

Oh. How are you feeling today? Better?

sharon lindsey
Feeling better

Well thats good.
so why were you not feeling well yesterday?

sharon lindsey
I just don't no why

well I am glad you are feeling better

sharon lindsey
Thanks dear

do you keep running across fakes, liars and deadbeats on the internet too?

sharon lindsey
Yea
They don't serious with me

I am having the same problem.
Either they are not who they say they are. They are not serious. Or they are deadbeats When did honesty go out of style?

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:43 pm

He just doesn't get it....

Fatty: Call me now or
Me: no thank you
Fatty: U are my friend so plzz call me
U are my friend das why I tell you to call me
Me: call you what?
Fatty: Oooh yes anything
But why u don like to call me
Me: Okay, what do you want me to call you?
Fatty: I think u are my friend das why tell you
Me: Okay, don't know what your friends call you. I can call you cinderella, but i dont know if you ever lost your shoes
Fatty: Okay know problem I want to tell you something now
Me: ok, what's that?
Fatty: Ar u welcome to me
Me: what do you meen?
Fatty: Sorry am mistaken
some blah blah
Fatty: Okay thanks I like u
Me: thank you
Fatty: But u try to call me plz
Me: you really want me to call you cinderella?
Fatty: Yeah
Yes
What meaning of Cinderella
Me: okay cinderella
that is a disney princess
Fatty: Hi I miss you
Now call me
Me: okay cinderella
Fatty: Ok
But I want to know this means 👉 Cinderella
Me: cinderella is a disney princess
Fatty: Okay call me
Me: okay if that works for you
I'll call you cinderella
Fatty: Yeah
I love you das why I tell you call me
Me: okay cinderella
<missed call>
Fatty: Pick my call my friend
Me: no thank you
Fatty: Okay no problem

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:22 am

Page two? My support has been suspect eh?

Chart joined in progress:

Quote:

Darla: But for hobbies I like to screw, play chess
Karl Marks: Ok
Good
I don't know how to play chess
Will you teach me
I really like to learn
Darla: Yess as long as it doesn't interrupt my screwing
Karl Marks: Ok
Send me pictures of you
Wanna see
Darla: Wanna see me playing chess?
Karl Marks: Yes

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:09 pm

This romance scammer tells my character she cant tell me if she is honest or not until we get to know each other Question

Quote:

J W Hello. I saw your profile on Ilikeyou.com nice to meet you

Evelyn Sowah
How are you doing today

J W
I am doing well thank you.
and you?

Evelyn Sowah
Am doing very good also tell me little about you ....

J W
Well truth be told I am a bit frustrated. Seems like there are far too many people not serious or not real on these sites. They always seem to be fakes, liars, or bots
Hopefully you are real, and honest

Evelyn Sowah
Well i cant tell you am honest or not we just meet .But first we need ti get to know more about each other better

J W
what? so you can't tell me if you are honest or not until we get to know one another?
I don't understand

Evelyn Sowah
We just meet ..
Step by step we will get to know more about each other better

J W
I understand that.
but getting to know me has nothing to do with YOUR honesty does it?if it does that is a problem for me

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:11 pm

A Facebook chat between an exhausted lad and a new character. The profile has been adapted from an old one that used to have a male character.

Quote:

Lad From Ghana: hey woman,
sup woman
Bree: I do no understand
Lad From Ghana: you dont understand what ma?
Bree: "Sup woman? I am no superwoman"
Lad From Ghana: but your profile says your a man,and you always post woman. pics,are a shemale?
Bree: You are a rude.
This was a profile my ex husband make me
But leave me be case I hate quarrels
Lad From Ghana: oh okay,I understand, sorry to hear u broke up with ur husband, really sorry
Later...
Lad From Ghana: how are you dear
Bree: Fine
Lad From Ghana: nice to meet you dear, am from Ghana and you?
Bree: Mexico originale
Lad From Ghana: that's pretty,am from Ghana
you been to Ghana?
that's pretty,am from Ghana
you been to Ghana?
Bree: No
You been to Mexico? Which parte?
Lad From Ghana: no,never been to mrxico
Bree: But you say is pretty. How you know these?
Lad From Ghana: what did I say it pretty
?
Bree: Mexico
Lad From Ghana: well, never been there,am very glad to meet you beautiful woman,are you on WhatsApp?
Bree: No am on Facebook
Lad From Ghana: but WhatsApp is very fast in chating
Bree: It seem Facebook is very fast also
I think is you slow in chating
But the message must go from California all the way to Ghana so it take a little minute I must think
Lad From Ghana: okay my dear

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:45 am

Lad Hy
Me: hi
Lad: Hey
Me: hi
Lad: Hey (are we singing the snow white and the seven dwarfs song?)
Me: ho
Lad: Geggdy (guess not)
Me: what does that mean?
Lad: Means nice
Me: looks like gibberish
Lad: How
Me: eijhgd
Lad: I hate nonsense
Me: me too
Lad: Wat did I do
Me: nothing
Lad: Stop dat oo mehteew
Me: what do you mean?
Lad: Ended
Me: you're confusing me today
Lad: ok

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:31 pm

This is what happens when you break your romance lad on hangouts Twisted Evil

These idiots seem to be low level scammers, easy to hook, and fun to manipulate.
I am trying some different modalities one such being intrigued but skeptical...so with this one, the idiot sent me a picture...i google imaged it it was a porn star, sent a screen shot and asked for an explanation. Idiot replies and says sent THAT picture by mistake...that she likes her Rolling Eyes

and sent me another picture. Google Search showed the pic to be of a famous cosplay model, whatever the hell that is...anyway so I sent that back and asked the idiot if it wanted to try again...received this.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:17 pm

This lad promised to make a video for me a long time ago, and he prefers to chat in French. His English is horrible and some days I'm not in the mood for French. Especially when he's not cooperating.

Jules: Hello!!!!
Emma: hi
Jules: It is hier!!
What do you do????
Emma: what is here?
Jules: Nothing!!!
Just take your new.....
Emma: my new?
Jules: Yes!!!how du you feel???
Emma: i'm ok
did you make the video?
Jules: Ok!!! Very good!!!
Emma: is that a yes or a no?
Jules: No!!!
Emma: ok bye
let me know when you made it
Jules: It is hier!!!!
Emma: what is?
Jules: It is hier!!!
Emma: good for you
Jules: Why????
Why is good for me...???
Emma: that it is hier
Jules: Yes!!!i m hier....
Emma: that's good
Jules: What do you saw???
What do you saw?????
Emma: wood
Jules: Please ns pouvons échanger en français????
Emma: je ne veux pas aujourd'hui
english please
Jules: C est quoi qui est wood????
Emma: what you saw
Jules: Je demandes si on peut échanger en français????
Emma: That's not english

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:21 pm

Algerian lad that is being baited by 2 of my characters... to both he proclaimed his undying love in the first day of chatting.

Lad: When I go to our house at my family directly go to the US consulate that is next to us and ask for the visa as soon as possible
Do you understand my dear
Deb: I understand now
Lad: I miss you today and I see you at the airport and before your hand and ask you to marry in front of all the people at the airport
Deb: oh cant u ask me earlier?
I have to wait so long?
Lad: But what shall I do?Am I running away from the army?
Deb: yes please
Lad: But if she runs away from the army, he will be arrested at the airport and sentenced to five years in prison
Do you accept to imprison 5 years or wait three months and become happy?
Tell me
?
Deb: can u run fast?
Lad: Yes, I also want to finish this task as soon as possible and travel to you
I want to ask you?
Deb: if u can run fast id say try to excape
Lad: But if I run away I can not enter the airport
These three months are mandatory
Deb: take a boat
Lad: But also the ship there customs and police and I can not
We must be patient, please do not worry
Can you travel with me?
To visit me
Deb: no I can't billy needs me
Lad: I did not un de retard a word ??(Billy)
Deb: Billy is not retarded
Lad: who is billy
Deb: our goat
Lad: Do you have goats <heart-eye emojies>
Deb: yes and you insulted him

Edited to add... a while later he became even more fun

Lad: Noo
Im sorry
Do you have a pictur
him
Wer are you
Deb: I'm here
at my work
Lad: Haw are you
Deb: you insulted billy
Lad: I did not say anything about Billy
Deb: you said he is retarded
Lad: I meant to say Billy did not understand her
Deb: who did he not understand?
Lad: Writing mistakes
Deb: Billy can't write
Lad: You said Billy and I did not know Billy
Deb: then u shouldn't call him retarded
Lad: Now I know that Billy is the name of goats
Yes
I'm sorry
Daer
Deb: u should say that to Billy

Voicemessage 1

Deb: that's all?

Voicemessage 2

Deb: you love billy 4 ever?

Voicemessage 3

Deb: that is a bit disturbing
Lad: Why
<crying emojies>

This one has a really frustrating day. My other character Emma is giving him a very hard time. He wrote the formal apology form twice (completely, he doesn't have a printer) and it's still not good enough for her...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Hahahahahaha - brilliant! Shocked

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:51 pm

I call this part "Breaking Buba"

How long do you structurally read a lads messages without responding before he breaks.... let's try.

WED 4:35PM
Buba: Did u love me
Your this problem is it a spiritual or cycplogical one
Hi
Emma: explain the question please
Buba: I mean the nightmeres you do have at night, is it a cyclogyical or spiritual. Cyclogical mean u may be thing about your past difficult experience, the spiritual one is u may be suffering or seeing things in your dreams that affect u cyclogically. But u dont answer my question
Emma: its from the past
and now you will fill out the damn apology form or I will stop talking to you
Buba: Emma, am not a small boy, I decide my own destiny. To stop talking will make no effect on me. You cannot condition me when I did not condition u in any way.
You always want me to do want u want, but not you doing what I want, now decide. I told u since at the beginning that am not fake, and I am sincere, but am also a man of words
How can u tell me to fill a form just apologize u? Will u do that for me?
Courage is not the absence of fear, but the capacity to act despite fear
Emma: So what is it that you're afraid of? It's just a piece of paper
Buba: You always act on my last comment
Is not a question of fear, is just a proverb
Emma: Ok big boy... I do not see the problem
Buba: Are u at work
Emma you are just ungrateful.
Emma: And you are just annoying
Buba: Am not annoying you. You just want to make me dissapointed. The way you act on me today I don't understand. Any way is ok
WED 10:09PM
Hello
How is the evening
What are u doing now? Relaxing?
Hey come on, let's chat.
THU 11:10AM
Good morning
How are u Emma
Emma u got to cool down your temper
When u replace, " why is this happening to me" with "why is this trying to teach me" everything shifts.
Emma , I think a mistake that makes u humble, is better than an achievement that makes u arrogant. I think what is ment to be will always find its way
THU 2:36PM
Emma if past is written with memori
Emma if past is written with memories of regret, and sorrows, then close the book. Pls be happy. Am sorry
THU 3:29
Don't forget to thank God for keeping u safe through the night , and keeping u safe to wake up to see another beautiful day
THU 4:10
I want to see smile on your face
Just say hi to me
Emma we use pencil when we were young, but now we use pens do u know why Emma? Because mistakes in the past can be erase, but not now
That is to say. Mistake in the time of child can be erase, but adulthood is difficult
If there is one thing I could give in life, I would give u the ability to see through my eyes, there in, you would realize how special u are to me
THU 4:25
Pls say hi to me,
THU 5:48PM
The reason why people give up is because they think of how far they have to go instead of how far they have come,
Are u at work
If u are on line just say hi, I wanna tell u something
THU 11:27PM
Hello darling
FRI 8:51AM
Happiness is not the absence of problems, but it is the ability to deal with them.
You will heal it, just take time
How are u? Are u at work? Have a good day
FRI 9:40
Hi
G
Good morning
Emma. How are you
<Emma sent the formal apology form again>
Buba:
FRI 10:57AM
Emma I undet
Emma I understand u, but let's move on, I believe without mis understanding, there cannot be understanding. We both must learn from our mistakes, no one is perfect. Are u doing fine?
Emma let's work hard and dream big, I know we are born to succeed.
FRI 12:06PM
At work?
A good relationship is when someone accept your past,, support your present and encourages your future
FRI 12:57
Emma now tell me, will u write a formal apology to me whenever am offended? If yes then I fill the form
FRI 2:05
Hi
FRI 7:20PM
The happiness of your life depends up the quality of your thoughts
Emma, positive thoughts generates positive feeling, and attract positive experience
Emma when someone hurts u, don't feel bad because it is a law of nature that, the tree that bears the sweetest fruits get maximum number of stones
Challenges make life interesting, overcoming them make life meaningful
Are u at home
FRI 9:18PM
Hi Emma
OK, now I agree to fill the form. Send it to me hence that's what u want
<Emma sent the formal apology form again>
Buba: Ok. I want to pray, but I will send when ready
FRI 10:50PM
From Buba
Emma V.
It has come to my attention that my action of annoying u could be seen as hurtful.
I never intend to annoy u. I want u to understand that I was merely trying to make fun of u through I can see now that it may appeare that I was offensive.
Please accept my sincere apology.
Movjng forward , I will attempt to make you feel happy, that said I would very much appreciation it if you could accept my apology.
Sincerely
My would be life partner.
Buba.

Emma, remember honesty is an experience gift, don't expect it from cheap people
Are u happy
Emma: No
Buba:Why
Pls tell me why u are not happy
Emma: I told you handwritten
Buba: But how can I send that to u
Emma: print the form, write, make a picture, send it to me
Buba: How can I send it to u?
Ok, give me your full address, including postal address
Why are u requesting that I should send my pic with the form? Let me know what for
Emma: no, make a picture of the form when you filled it and send that to me
Buba: A part without obstacle leads nowhere
When i send that what will u do to it
Why not u copy and print out that one

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