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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congo-lad again
Lad: How was your day
Anna: It was fine. how was yours?
Lad: Mine was fine but the weather was a bit hot
No rain today
Anna: I like that
I hate rain
Lad: Wow that's means you will enjoy your stay when you come over
Anna: Maybe
Lad: I'm sure you will
Anna: I don't know. I don't know much about Congo
Lad: I will reply any question you ask about congo
Anna: do they drive on the right side of the road?
Lad: Yes it right hand side drive
Anna: Is that the right or the wrong side?
Lad: Right
Anna: How do you know?
Lad: You said you hate interrogation
Anna: You said you will reply any question I ask
Lad: Yes babe
Anna: That was my questino
Lad: OK its because driving by the right side of the road is the right way of driving
Anna: What about the English?
Lad: How
Anna: They drive on the left side.
Lad: in some countries they drive on the left side but right side is the best and safer side
Nigeria is one of the countries that drive on the left side of the road
Anna: Are they wrong then?
Lad: They are wrong in real sense but right because the law permit it
Anna: How would you convince the left side drivers that they are wrong and you are right?
Lad: As long as the constitution allows it they can't believe you that they are wrong
Anna: So how would you explain that it's wrong
Lad: But is it right to drive on the left side?
Hello
Anna: Hi
That's not an answer to my question
Lad: Ok

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL - Love the right/wrong side leg-pull, Linoline. The lad is wrong about Nigeria, though. They wrongly drive on the right, too. How do I know the right is wrong? Because I have been driving on the real right side for 50 years now and police cars never pull me over for it.😝

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My congo-lad again, after even more stupid nonsensical conversations where he tries to lure Anna to Congo:

I like you for so many things babe
You are beautiful
You are intelligent
You are wise
You are homely
Fun to be with
You will make a good mum for our future kids
You reason maturely each time we talk
You can contribute wisely to the building up of a family
I love you babe
You are my kind
Accept me please babe

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember Sven? We still chat now and then.

Anna: Nice new picture
Sven: Thank you
How did you know I change my profile picture, are you checking my profile always?
Anna: 😂
Sven: Why laughing
Anna: Cause you're funny
Sven: How
Anna: Because you think I'm checking always
Sven: Ain't you
Anna: Funny you
Messenger shows when people are online and it shows their profile picture
But if it makes your feel good, believe I'm checking always
Sven: How come it's making me feels good
Anna: Don't know
Sven: How will faraway girl makes me feels good by looking at picture
Anna: Don't ask me
Sven: You are funny
So you can chat me by appreciating my picture but you kept mute when I chatted with you
Anna: When were you chatting with me exactly? Please remind me
Sven: How will you recall
Anna: Hope you are enjoying your recent dates
Sven: How is Mr fighter doing
I mean Luke the dude that wanted to kick some one for you
Anna: Who is mister fighter?
He's ok
Sven: Regards to him
Anna: Why
Sven: When last do you see him
Why wot
Anna: Any specific reason why you're interested in men?
Sven: Why am interested in men how
That I ask you to greet the one whom you are into and he is ready to kick people for you
Anna: Whom I'm into
Ah now I see
Sven: Am I wrong asking you to greet him
Anna: The green eyed monster rears his head
Sven: Meaning
Anna: Don't worry, he's single, if you want him, send him a message
Sven: Am not a gay you can help him look for guys around you
Anna: If not then why are you so interested in him?
Sven: Where there are smashing and hot babes around the world
When you see him then slap him for wanting to kick people for you
You better work on your self than thinking rubbish about other people
Anna: You better man up and handle business yourself instead of asking a woman to slap a man for you
Sven: You are the first people I will chat with that always talk about gay and lesbian
What business woman
Anna: The business of dealing with mens
Sven: You see
Anna: I'm not gonna slap noone for you. If you're into spanking you got the wrong person
Sven: You all need medical attention so they can erase gay and lesbian from your memories
That's why you don't want to come here because you can't find your lesbian people here
Dont you ever think or talk to me about those rubbish again in your entire life
Am to be blame for chatting with you when your thinking is upside down
Good bye
If you ever talk to me about those rubbish again am going to unfriend and block you
Anna: Cute
Sven: What
I have already been told nothing good can come from a lady who does not wish to settle down
Anna: You're cute when you throw a hissy fit
Sven: How can I be with you when you think differently of me. If am even with you and I have friends all you will be thinking is this rubbish
My friends already said you have nothing good to offer than accuses
Good bye lady Anna I wish you find an idiot you can accuse anyhow
Anna: How am I accusing you? I just called you cute
Sven: No problem girl
Enjoy your life
Anna: Hey
Why are you taking about me behind my back with your friends? I thought you said not to involve third party's
Or does that only apply to me?
Sven: What
Anna: You're capable of reading aren't you
Sven: I talked about you because you are ready to be single through your life time
You are just a time waster
I praise you in the front of my friends thinking you are the best not knowing you are otherwise
Anna: Timewaster huh? Because I'm working a full-time job?
And what are you doing these days
Sven: Full time job for you and your ass
Who cares about your job
With all your job you are always in debt
What is your business with what am doing
Anna: I wasn't taking about my ass, I asked if you have a job by now
Sven: And your business with that
Anna: It's my ass, so it's my business thank you
Sven: Who cares about your ass and those who smash it for you
It's a free world
Anna: Nobody is allowed to touch my ass, but considering your reactions I assume your lazy ass still is not working
Sven: Why telling me who you are giving your ass to
Either keep it or give it out it's your business and your body
What of Jenny? (srichards character)
Anna: What about your non existing job
Sven: I missed that lady chat because she is very polite, straight forward
It's my job so concentrate on yours
Workaholic debtor
Anna: Ahw honey congratulations. What's your job? Counting ceiling tiles?
Sven: Honey?
Why calling me honey
What will you call those knacking you
Anna: Morons
Sven: You work like clock yet still in debts
Na wa oo
Anna: Na wa who?
Sven: You
Anna: Oh that makes it so much more clear
Sven: Na wa for you
When do you intend of stop distributing your ass and settle down so that your unborn child will he happy to have you as their mother
You give it to people and viddo ain't you tired
Anna: Distributing my ass huh.. to whom exactly mister high and full of himself
Sven: Anyways be good and think of settling down
Good bye
Anna: You might have a point
If I will keep waiting for you that child might never see daylight
Sven: One thing I know for sure am might not be working now but God make a where there is no way
I will get work and be better than you and I will not acquire debt like you acquire debt as property
Who are you deceiving that you are waiting for
You are waiting for a guy who you accuse, the guy who you don't wanna help
You already have guys there so pick one out of them than sleeping with them all
Better dude in NL than the one who beat you in UK
Anna: At least me sleeping with a man means I'm straight
Sven: Are you bend before
You own your life,body and soul
If you like be straight or bend that's is your cup of tea
Viddo
Anna: I don't know who viddo is but my regards to him
Sven: Well said
Bye
Crazy bitch
Anna: Now that's not really a nice thing to say

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr.Mystery passed another romance lad on to Mary... the introduction went really smooth

Droopy: Hello beautiful
Mary: who is this?
Droopy: Benny (edited, but still the same full name as Mary's ex boyfriend.. what a funny coincidence)
Mary: Seriously?
Droopy: Yes
Mary: Benny fuck off please I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore
Droopy: Mary right?
Mary: you really think I would be fooled if you call yourself droopy? You're still the same asshole I kicked to the curb weeks ago. Leave me alone
Droopy: No please
Send a picture
Mary: So you can spread it online again? No thank you
Didn't you cause enough harm?
Droopy: <picture of the lad>
Mary: My reputation ruined because of you and you still dare to contact me again like this!
FUCK OFF
GET LOST
Droopy: I just sent you my pictures
Mary: and stop sending me pictures of jamaican models. YOU ARE NOT ONE
Droopy: Send me a picture
Mary: DIDN'T YOU FUCKING READ WHAT I FUCKING WROTE YOU
I
WILL
NOT
SEND
YOU
MY
PICTURE
EVER
AGAIN
ASSHOLE
you can go now and ruin someone elses life
Droopy: Mary
Mary: NO

I think it's true love

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

🤣🤣🤣

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A new lad, may or may not be AFF, but he is playing the romance game right from the start. He's from Senegal, speaks French, asked Anna if she speaks it as well.... of course not, I do a bit but he doesn't need to know that.

lad: Hello
Anna: hi
Lad: I want to know you
I am an artist peintre
Anna: What kind of artist is that?
Lad: Artist peintre
Decorations house
Anna: I don't speak french
Lad: Stick decorator
Anna: How do you decorate sticks?
Lad: I'm panting
Stick living room decorations
Anna: Uh
I really don't want to know what you do with your stick in the living room that makes you pant
Lad: I don't understand
Anna: me either

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Short and sweet few minutes of baraguin. LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad takes his abuse so well.... for days now... and he keeps loving my character.

Lad: Oh how are you
How was your night
Hope you slept well
Anna: Yes fine
Are you done mocking me?
Lad: Why will I mock you
Anna: You did yesterday when I told you about my ex husband abusing me
That is not cool
Lad: Oh am sorry
Very sorry
But to be sincere I was unable to sleep yesternight
Anna: why?
Lad: Cause you stop talking to me
You ignore all my messages
Anna: You deserved it. You were mean
Lad: Well it alright
Am getting to use to you
Maybe you don't know when am chatting with yiu I fell happy
Anna: When you are mean to me I am sad
Lad: Hmm I know now I won't want you to be sad
Pls
Anna: Then you shouldn't act stupid
Lad: Okay my lady
Trust me
Anna: Why would I?
Lad: Cause I would not allow you to be sad
Anna: But you caused it
many times now
Lad: I knw I won't do that again
Promise to make you happy
Anna: Why would I believe that?
Lad: Cause you are my heart 💓 beat
Anna: Then you got a serious problem
Lad: No
Am good
And my heart never fail me
Precious jewel 🔶
My treasure
Hope in you


Can't say I didn't warn him

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been abusing this lad for months now and he keeps coming back for more. This evening he tried to insult Anna as well, but didn't really succeed. Laughing

Harry: How are you
Anna: I'm fine
Harry: How are you preparing for the Christmas
Anna: Not yet
Harry: Three days left
Anna: I know
How are you preparing
Harry: No much preparation because I will go to work on that day
Anna: okay
what about your mother? Why are you not visiting her for christmas
Harry: I told you already.
Anna: No you didn't. You said you are visiting her in April, you never said a word about christmas
Harry: My annual leave is in April
I work on 25th so I can't travel
Anna: Okay
Harry: Yea
Hope you are going to stay with your mom this season
Anna: why do you hope that?
Harry: Because I know that you will and it will be nice if you visit her
Anna: Then why do you ask
Harry: Interrogation
Are you a police officer?
Anna: I missed my calling
Harry: What's your calling
Anna: I don't call. I told you that
Harry: What's the calling that you missed
Anna: Did you already forget what you said?
Aren't you a bit young for dementia?
Harry: You always like to abuse me each time we chat
Is it because I'm black?
Anna: Are you insinuating that I'm a racist?
Harry: What brought dementia
Anna: I don't know. Maybe you hit your head as a baby
Harry: Maybe you are my mother
Anna: I don't think so. I'm too white for that
Harry: Just that my mother insult me The way you do
I know and too black
I'm a black guy
Anna: I'm not black
Harry: You are white and I'm black
Maybe that's why you always abuse me with words
Because of my color
Anna: Maybe you're a bit narrowminded
Harry: Or maybe that's how white see black
Anna: Are you done with the pity party?
Harry: Maybe more insult and abuse is coming from you
Anna: Maybe more self pity is coming from you. Can't you pick a corner to sit and cry?
Harry: How do you see your self when crying
Anna: We were not talking about me now
Harry: We were because you are too white
Anna: And you were feeling too sorry for yourself for not being white
Or being a cry baby
or having early dementia
take your pick
Harry: You can choose any one you love so much
Anna: All of the above
Harry: Wow congratulations to you dear
You are blessed
Anna: Thank you
Harry: Ok
You are a darling
What did you eat for dinner?
Anna: your head
Harry: Really?
Anna: apparently
Harry: You are not sure of what you ate
Anna: Are you done feeling sorry for yourself now and ready to act like a man?
Harry: I'm a man anytime any where
Anna: You could've had me fooled
Harry: No I wont
Anna: If you say so
Harry: Are you a carnivorous animal?
Anna: Are you a condescending idiot?
Harry: Because I asked you what you ate you said my head
Anna: so you really lost your brain
Harry: Lol
Anna: proves my point
Harry: I have seen that you are much ready for abuses this night.
My mouth is shut.
I love you Anna
Anna: Thanks Harry
Harry: I will be happy if you stop abusing me
Anna: Noted
Harry: Will you still be abusing me when we are married?
Anna: We are not getting married
Harry: Is that why you abuse me?
Anna: What does that have to do with us not getting married
Harry: Are you abusing me because you believe we won't get married
Anna: someone just won the wildcard for round two
Harry: Wildcard of what
Anna: wildcard of smartness
Harry: Who?
Anna: Not you apparently
Harry: I know
But who
Anna: Donald Trump
Harry: Ok
He is smart thou
Anna: Says more than enough I think
Harry: I don't think
Anna: You didn't need to tell me the obvious
Harry: Why are you stubborn
Anna: Because it gives me so much pleasure
Harry: But you are a Christian
So you shouldn't be
Anna: You're telling me I shouldn't be a Christian?
You heathen unbeliever
Harry: You shouldn't be stubborn
You idol worshipper
Anna: Are you insulting me now?
Harry: No just telling you that this is an insult
Anna: Then you used insulting words to bring that message and I don't appreciat such assholery behavior
Harry: Ok
Try to always minimize the insults you give to me
Anna: I don't take orders from nobody
Harry: But do you take advice from nobody
Anna: Yes of course I do
Harry: Ok
Anna: But only from people who actually have brains
Harry: It takes only one with brain to know someone with brain
Anna: Exactly my point
Harry: Yea
Anna: Done whining now or do you need a cake with candles with that pity party
Harry: What do you think
Anna: I think I need more wine now
Harry: Me too
What's your favorite
Anna: The one that gets me really wasted after talking to an idiot for an hour
Harry: You have an idiot at home,?
So sorry
Anna: I live alone. You're the only one I've been talking to
Harry: You are not living alone
Anna: No, I have a goldfish. He doesn't say a word
Harry: Ok
So when you are lonely what do you do
Anna: Taking my talents to south beach
Harry: Whats your talent
Anna: Dotting the i
Harry: Ok
Nice talent dear
Anna: Thanks Harry. It always makes me sing soprano so I"m quite pleased with it myself
Harry: So who is the lucky guy
Anna: Lucky guy for what?
Harry: That always melt your heart whenever you are horny
Anna: ahw harry how did you know I always take honey in my tea
Harry: Hahahah
I didn't say honey but horny
You are a young lady sometimes your pussy get wet and need a dick
Anna: Sometimes your arse gets too big and needs to be kicked
Harry: Naughty Anna
Anna: You should tell your mother how you're talking to me today. I wonder what she has to say about it
Harry: Have you ever told your mother how you were insulting me calling me all sorts of names.
Anna: My mother is not interested in other men
Harry: I think if you do she will be mad at you
Anna: I think if she knew she'd kick your ass for talking dirty
Harry: No she will be mad at you for abusing your husband
Anna: I don't have a husband
Harry: But I'm here
Anna: meaning?
Harry: Yes
Anna: Ah... that explains it all.
Thanks for this wonderfull and deep meaningful insights
goodnight
Harry: Tell me you love me before you leave
Anna: You love me before you leave
Harry: Harry I love you
Anna: I'm glad you do

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nysc (the nigerian youth service) or NSyinc... what's the difference really?

Lad: What are you doing
Anna: I'm at the office
Lad: Ok
I just finish my assignment
How is it going over there
Anna: What assignment?
Lad: I went down for national service
Hope I am not disturbing you
Anna: What kind of service?
Lad: Nysc
Anna: I didn't know you were gay
can you dance?
Lad: Hmm gay
I can dance small
How did you mean by you don't know I am a gay
Anna: It's a boy band, they're all gay
Lad: No I cannot dance that
I am not a gay
If I am a gay I will not love you
Anna: Maybe that's why they finished you
Lad: Well whatever that happened have been destined to be so
And I believe in one thing
Anna: equal rights?
Lad: Yeah and that whatever that will be will be
Anna: que sera
Lad: Are you through
Anna: with what?
Lad: Sorry
I thought you are busy
How is it going in the office
Anna: fine
Can you sing?
Lad: Where do you work...if I may ask you
Can you sing?...,yes I can sing anytime that I am in the mood
Anna: Can you show me?
Lad: Now?
Anna: sure. You can make a video of you singing and dancing. I'd like to know why they kicked you out of the band
Lad: Aw
Is like you love it
What is your favorite song
Anna: of course I like it
Lad: Aw that is good
Can I ask you
Anna: asking is free
Lad: Where do you work
Hope I am not disturbing you beautiful angel
Anna: when are you going to show me your singing and dancing skills?
Lad: Hmm
I will show you as soon as I am in the mood
Is it OK for you baby
Anna: When will that be?
Lad: I will not tell you for now because I know I am not in the mood for now
Anna: Okay
Lad: And will not use because I want to make you happy now and promise what I can not do now
Anna: Okay
Lad: Please bear with baby
Anna: Okay
I have work to do
Lad: Okay thanks for your understanding
I love you more baby

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad: my love ❤
Anna: Good evening
Lad: good evening angel
Anna: how was your day?
Lad: too stressful
and you
Anna: same
Lad: oh so how do you feel now
Anna: tired
Lad: oh try to rest dear
what you doing now
Anna: watching tv
Lad: okay
hope you have taken your night bath
Anna: You think I"m dirty
Lad: no Anna
way did you think that way
Anna: because of what you said
Lad: but i said nothing bad
Anna: you hope I've taken my bath is implying I smell bad
Lad: no joo,all what i mean is have you taken your bath so that you can have a rest
Anna: so I can't rest without it?
Lad: here before rest we have to take out bath
Anna: sounds a bit compulsive
did you get treated for that?
Lad: lol anna it our country
Anna: Is the whole country OCD?
Lad: yeah 😂
Anna: damn. I'd better think twice about a relationship then
Lad: hey that does not stop the love
it about love not tribe or race
Anna: ocd is nasty
I'm not getting myself mixed up witht that
Lad: lol what ocd
Anna: you said the whole coutry is it. Aren't you supposed to know then
Lad: don't know the meaning
tell me
hey it not a force to bath before resting but our own mentality bath before rest
Anna
Anna: how do you bathe your mentality?
Lad: forget about that
Anna: can't
Lad: Why
Anna: because it's way too interesting to learn how mentalities are bathed
Lad: anna you don't need to learn that
Anna: I most definitely do
Lad: Why
Anna: because I'm intrigued
Lad: if you want to learn come here and learn
Anna: With all the ocd people?
no thank you
please start explaining
Lad: what ocd tell me before i explain
Anna: You were going to explain first. Don't divert now
Lad: you are teasing me
Anna: I'm very serious
Lad: okay
what did you wana know
Anna: how do you bathe your mentality
Lad: anna to take bath it will relax the body
you will feel great
Anna: that's the body
but how do you bathe your mentality?
Lad: Yes
maybe i need to show you that
Anna: please do
Lad: video of me taking my bath
Anna: of your mentality being bathed
Lad: see anna you win me
nothing to say
Anna: you said it now I need to know
Lad: Anna
please forget it
Anna: Not a chance

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"You are diabolically evil...." - Sparky905
"It really sucks to be a scamming lad around Linoline." Conny L. Gus
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"IF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER ISN'T FUCKING DEAD BY NOW SHE'S A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE OR FRANKENSTEINS FUCKING BABY" - Mary to Elmo
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