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Linoline
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad loves to be ignored for long periods of time, which I do often because he is just really boring sometimes.
This was after a lot of days of him saying "hi" "how are you" etc. without me even reading it.

Ray: Okay Dear Good bye
You has been Unfriend
Emma: again? for real this time?
Ray: I m hurt
Emma: why?
you are the one unfriending me
Ray: Because in my Life Attitude is not acceptable
Emma: everybody has an attitude. Whether it's a good one is debatable. I'm questioning yours right now
Ray: Mostly you show your attitude
But I respect you
Emma: what about my attitude?
Ray: I respect you and talk to you as a friend but you show that you are too busy and I m free
So I m hurt to this
Emma: So because you have time that means that automatically I have time as well? Some people actually have to work you know
Ray: Ok
For your kind information Everyone in world is Busy
Emma: No not everyone
Ray: It means just you are Busy and all people are free in the world
Emma: no that's not what I'm saying either
Ray: In short I talk to you if you give good response
Emma: can you provide a manual on what the approved responses are?
Ray: Nothing special but in positive
Emma: hm. That's not really specific
Ray: Ok

The next day
Ray: Good morning
Emma: I'm not really sure about the approved responses yet
Ray: Ohhh


And another amusing lad
Lad: Describe your 2018 in one word
What is the most stressful part of the holiday season for you
Emma: cheesecake
Lad: You like cheesecake? What has it to do with the stress?
Emma: you asked me 2 questions and this is my answer
Lad: to both
That's your answer?
Your 2018 cannot be cheesecake
Ok fine

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Wed 9:31 AM
Don: Wow
Hi Chloe
Where have u been
Chloe: Travel
Don: Oh i see
Where did u travel to ?
Chloe: Central and South America.
Don: Wow k
You are welcome
Chloe: For?
Don: I mean welcome back from your journey
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Whatever u said ?
Chloe: Ok
Don: Better
Chloe: Whatever
It means ok here
Don: Really
Chloe: As in Whatever you are saying is correct.
It's shorthand
Don: Alright ..
Back here we see that as someone who is sad
Chloe: Sad?
Sad people don't say anything here.
Except wow is me.
Don: I see
Chloe: No. You should say: Whatever.
Don: K.
Chloe: Where is the rest of the word?
Don: Lolz
OK.
Chloe: Whatever. I'm not getting you.
Don: Well Americans are above Africa
Chloe: I guess it depends on where you live in America, but NYC is north, yes.
What does that have to do with the price of rice in china?
Don: China is never a American
They are not part of American
Chloe: I know
I guess I can't understand your fancy language.
Don: Then I'm gonna teach you that ...
Chloe: And I will teach you English
Don: Whatever ...
Chloe: Exactly!
Don: Yeah ..
Chloe: You're already talking like a New yorker!
Don: lolz
So funny ..
Chloe: I know LOL is Lots of Love, but what is lolz? What is the Z?
Don: Lolz means here ...laughing
Chloe: Huh? That makes no sense.
Explain it.
Don: Z... those not mean anything
Chloe: I thought you were going to teach me.
Don: Not on this
Chloe: that's not helpful
Don: I will but not on this
Chloe: I guess I don't know why you would refuse. Why is it a secret?
Don: Is never a secret alright
Chloe: Then why would you not teach me the meaning behind it?
Don: I will teach you the important once
Chloe: Whatever. Please do so. I will not forget it. It doesn't take twice for me.
Don: Alright..i will
Pardon me ..how old are you
Chloe: 28
And you?
Don: Wow
Can't believe this
I'm 28 also
Chloe: What can't you believe?
Don: I said I'm 28 also
Chloe: You can't believe two people are 28? Don't you know people who are that age? Almost everyone I know is that age
Don: Yeah i do believe that
But never think of you an I been the same age
Chloe: Whatever.
Did you think I was older?
Don: Yeah...i was thinking so
Chloe: Aren't you the sweatest.
Do you have a picture?
Don: Yeah i do
Chloe: Can I see it?
Don: Ok. <Pic>
Chloe: I like red.
Don: Really <Another Pic>
Chloe: I don't lie.
I like the pink too
Don: Thank you chloe
Don: Can i see yours <Pics sent from the profile>
Wow
Wonderful
Indeed you are pretty
Chloe: Thank you.
Don: So what is your favorite
Chloe: My favorite what?
Don: The things you like :eyeroll:
Chloe: Black Raspberry pie.
Prince
Ginger
When the lights of NYC come on.
The Jersey Shore
Not people from Jersey.
What about you?
Don: I love football
Music
Wear's
Shoes
Chloe: may i ask a question?
Don: Go ahead
Chloe: What does the word favorite mean over there?
Don: Sorry it was a mistake i mean Favourite ...not favorite ...
Chloe: Well, we spell it favorite.
But, what does it mean over there?
Don: It has one meaning
Chloe: Which is?
Don: Favorite means what you like most !!
Chloe: Whatever.
So your favorite sport is football.
But, your favorite music is music?
I don't even know what a wear's is.
What are your favorite shoes?
It's like you don't even want to teach me.
Don: My favorite shoes is canvas
Then in aspects of music... I play keyboard an drum
Chloe: The brand is Converse?
You sing?
Don: White canvas
Chloe: Have you met my friend Darla?
Don: Darla is a Nigerian right ??
Chloe: Uh, no.
Don: Who is Darla please ?
Chloe: But she is part owner of a US music producing company.
Don: No i haven't met her
Chloe: I think she's traveling now for Christmas, but she makes big stars out of people from all over the world.
Don: Ok
Really
Chloe: Yes
I have to work now. Enjoy your night.
Don: I appreciate
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Thanks so much

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sal has found a new love. Granted, the lad is using pics of fitness model Veronica Bielik, so that's a step in the right direction.

Image

Quote:
Kim Lad: Hello
Salvatore: Hey
Kim Lad: How u
What ate you up too
Salvatore: Esting
Eating
Nesting
Both
What about you?
Kim Lad: Am from tesax
Salvatore: Iowa


I've placed several characters in Iowa, because it is a perfect way to root out lads.

Quote:
Kim Lad: What
Salvatore: I said Iowa.
Kim Lad: Lowa
What are you speak
Speak English Shocked Shocked
Salvatore: I am. Iowa. Not Lowa.
I - Like eye
O - Like OMG I'm cumming.
W- Like Double You
A - Like The Fonz said.
Kim Lad: Double me


The "A" was a difficult reference to come up with, but The Fonz didn't throw the lad, the "Double You" did. Laughing

Quote:
Salvatore: Pardon
Kim Lad: Ok
Salvatore: How is Teasax?
Kim Lad: Good
Salvatore: Do you have many years?
Kim Lad: Is was born and brought up there
Salvatore: Where is there?
Kim Lad: Houston
Salvatore: Wow. I have always wanted to go. Do you ever watch the Rockets?
Kim Lad: Nope, but I love fishing and go to cinema
Salvatore: My father loved space. He said he saw the Twin Towers in Houston once and they were spectacular.
Kim Lad: Oh okay
Do you have kid
Salvatore: Oh, hell no.
Do you have any ankle biters?
Kim Lad: Are you living alone
Salvatore: I have some servants, but they stay caged when not working.


I do hope this one returns...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ray again, from the post above from dec. 18
Ray: No reply at all
Emma: You didn't give me the list of approved responses yet, so I"m still in doubt
Ray: Good reply is the Good response
Emma: good reply
Ray: Reply means good word
Emma: good reply
Ray: <images saying "last good morning of this year">
Emma: Good reply
Ray: This is not a Comprehensive word for Wish
Dear not good
Emma: Then give me the friggin list
Ray: No comments
Emma: I don't know what to say to you.
Ray: To you
Mostly your reply is too much Booring
Emma: Because you are not clear about what I'm allowed to tell you
and to be honest, I don't really like you all that much, so why should I even talk to you?
Ray: Ok Good Bye for ever
Emma: bye

One day later on new years day
Ray: <images wishing me happy new year>
Emma: What happened to bye forever?
Ray: This is New Year
Emma: Really?
Ray: Ohh

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"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of them fakers just ask for it

SAT 3:31 PM
Henry: Hello
Anna: hi
SUN 2:08 AM
Henry: How are you?
compliments of the season
SUN 8:37 AM
Anna: Thanks. I'm okay. Who are you?
TUE 10:11 AM
Henry: i am HENRY as you can see
Anna: Yes I can read
Henry: so why the rude way of asking who i am
do i look like a ghost
???
Anna: Because I don't know you and you contact me. Just wondering who I'm talking to, but if you start talking like this we can say bye again, because I see you're not very nice
TUE 11:19 AM
Henry: ok bye then ... since you feel asking
asking "who are you" is the better way to ask about me
TUE 1:48 PM
Anna: I asked "who are you" but you say it's rude
6:58 AM
Henry: if you had asked me to tell you about me that would have been nice since we haven't met before
9:10 AM
Anna: Isn't that what the question implies?
3:02 PM
Henry: No
Anna: so I'm asking "who are you" and that's rude. According to you I should've asked "who are you?" because that's so much nicer. Then when I confirm that that's what I said it's wrong again and there's another way that says exactly the same with different words.
You see you can get a girls head spinning with less than what you're feeding me now
Henry: well its all good maybe i didn't just like the way that came out from you
but i am fine
Anna: hmm. it was exactly the same way you told me, so what makes that of you?
Henry: i only asked
how are you ?
And not "who are you"
are we going to keep fight or should we just block ourselves or have peace already ?
Anna: And I only asked "who are you" which is a perfectly legit question, because I don't know you and you contacted me
Henry: i guess you will nag a lot
Anna: guess you will be a pita all the time over semantics
Henry: can we stop all of these and get to know each other
else we say goodbye
Anna: sure if you agree that it was not nice of you to call me rude over a simple question, only because I was so kind that I wanted to know you instead of blocking a stranger immediately
Henry: ok i am so sorry if i call you rude
Anna: thank you. Let's start over clean then shall we?
Henry: yes we shall
Anna: okay, good
who are you?
Henry: well i am Henry Pita, native of Spain and America
into event management
live in Florida
Anna: wow, must be nice there
see, it's not that hard
Henry: lol
so tell me more about yourself
Anna: that's a demand not a question
Henry: ?
Anna: for someone calling me rude, it looks like you're the one that needs to learn some social skills
Henry: i would be glad to learn
Anna: good plan
Henry: yh
so who are you?
Anna: I'm Anna Verbeek of course
Henry: and?
Anna: That's who I am. Or are you by any chance more than one person?
Henry: but i didn't stop at telling you my name alone
well i can now see you want this friendship to be difficult for US
Anna: not at all
Henry: And i must say its too early for that and i can't deal
Anna: I was merely testing your sense of humor, and I'm starting to doubt if it's any good
Henry: Enjoy your day
Anna: Thank you, you too
Can you do me a favor please?
Talk to me again when you have found your sense of humor back? 😉
Henry:i will try
Anna: thanks
I appreciate that
Henry:welcome anytime

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My Collection of lad frustration

"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
"I can't engage myself with lalalovemaking with that bitch" Kevin The idiot
"I'm bucking you right now. I'm done with this bulls hit. I'll report you to the FBI if you still keep talking to me." Tyler
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