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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad loves to be ignored for long periods of time, which I do often because he is just really boring sometimes.
This was after a lot of days of him saying "hi" "how are you" etc. without me even reading it.

Ray: Okay Dear Good bye
You has been Unfriend
Emma: again? for real this time?
Ray: I m hurt
Emma: why?
you are the one unfriending me
Ray: Because in my Life Attitude is not acceptable
Emma: everybody has an attitude. Whether it's a good one is debatable. I'm questioning yours right now
Ray: Mostly you show your attitude
But I respect you
Emma: what about my attitude?
Ray: I respect you and talk to you as a friend but you show that you are too busy and I m free
So I m hurt to this
Emma: So because you have time that means that automatically I have time as well? Some people actually have to work you know
Ray: Ok
For your kind information Everyone in world is Busy
Emma: No not everyone
Ray: It means just you are Busy and all people are free in the world
Emma: no that's not what I'm saying either
Ray: In short I talk to you if you give good response
Emma: can you provide a manual on what the approved responses are?
Ray: Nothing special but in positive
Emma: hm. That's not really specific
Ray: Ok

The next day
Ray: Good morning
Emma: I'm not really sure about the approved responses yet
Ray: Ohhh


And another amusing lad
Lad: Describe your 2018 in one word
What is the most stressful part of the holiday season for you
Emma: cheesecake
Lad: You like cheesecake? What has it to do with the stress?
Emma: you asked me 2 questions and this is my answer
Lad: to both
That's your answer?
Your 2018 cannot be cheesecake
Ok fine

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Wed 9:31 AM
Don: Wow
Hi Chloe
Where have u been
Chloe: Travel
Don: Oh i see
Where did u travel to ?
Chloe: Central and South America.
Don: Wow k
You are welcome
Chloe: For?
Don: I mean welcome back from your journey
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Whatever u said ?
Chloe: Ok
Don: Better
Chloe: Whatever
It means ok here
Don: Really
Chloe: As in Whatever you are saying is correct.
It's shorthand
Don: Alright ..
Back here we see that as someone who is sad
Chloe: Sad?
Sad people don't say anything here.
Except wow is me.
Don: I see
Chloe: No. You should say: Whatever.
Don: K.
Chloe: Where is the rest of the word?
Don: Lolz
OK.
Chloe: Whatever. I'm not getting you.
Don: Well Americans are above Africa
Chloe: I guess it depends on where you live in America, but NYC is north, yes.
What does that have to do with the price of rice in china?
Don: China is never a American
They are not part of American
Chloe: I know
I guess I can't understand your fancy language.
Don: Then I'm gonna teach you that ...
Chloe: And I will teach you English
Don: Whatever ...
Chloe: Exactly!
Don: Yeah ..
Chloe: You're already talking like a New yorker!
Don: lolz
So funny ..
Chloe: I know LOL is Lots of Love, but what is lolz? What is the Z?
Don: Lolz means here ...laughing
Chloe: Huh? That makes no sense.
Explain it.
Don: Z... those not mean anything
Chloe: I thought you were going to teach me.
Don: Not on this
Chloe: that's not helpful
Don: I will but not on this
Chloe: I guess I don't know why you would refuse. Why is it a secret?
Don: Is never a secret alright
Chloe: Then why would you not teach me the meaning behind it?
Don: I will teach you the important once
Chloe: Whatever. Please do so. I will not forget it. It doesn't take twice for me.
Don: Alright..i will
Pardon me ..how old are you
Chloe: 28
And you?
Don: Wow
Can't believe this
I'm 28 also
Chloe: What can't you believe?
Don: I said I'm 28 also
Chloe: You can't believe two people are 28? Don't you know people who are that age? Almost everyone I know is that age
Don: Yeah i do believe that
But never think of you an I been the same age
Chloe: Whatever.
Did you think I was older?
Don: Yeah...i was thinking so
Chloe: Aren't you the sweatest.
Do you have a picture?
Don: Yeah i do
Chloe: Can I see it?
Don: Ok. <Pic>
Chloe: I like red.
Don: Really <Another Pic>
Chloe: I don't lie.
I like the pink too
Don: Thank you chloe
Don: Can i see yours <Pics sent from the profile>
Wow
Wonderful
Indeed you are pretty
Chloe: Thank you.
Don: So what is your favorite
Chloe: My favorite what?
Don: The things you like :eyeroll:
Chloe: Black Raspberry pie.
Prince
Ginger
When the lights of NYC come on.
The Jersey Shore
Not people from Jersey.
What about you?
Don: I love football
Music
Wear's
Shoes
Chloe: may i ask a question?
Don: Go ahead
Chloe: What does the word favorite mean over there?
Don: Sorry it was a mistake i mean Favourite ...not favorite ...
Chloe: Well, we spell it favorite.
But, what does it mean over there?
Don: It has one meaning
Chloe: Which is?
Don: Favorite means what you like most !!
Chloe: Whatever.
So your favorite sport is football.
But, your favorite music is music?
I don't even know what a wear's is.
What are your favorite shoes?
It's like you don't even want to teach me.
Don: My favorite shoes is canvas
Then in aspects of music... I play keyboard an drum
Chloe: The brand is Converse?
You sing?
Don: White canvas
Chloe: Have you met my friend Darla?
Don: Darla is a Nigerian right ??
Chloe: Uh, no.
Don: Who is Darla please ?
Chloe: But she is part owner of a US music producing company.
Don: No i haven't met her
Chloe: I think she's traveling now for Christmas, but she makes big stars out of people from all over the world.
Don: Ok
Really
Chloe: Yes
I have to work now. Enjoy your night.
Don: I appreciate
Chloe: Whatever
Don: Thanks so much

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sal has found a new love. Granted, the lad is using pics of fitness model Veronica Bielik, so that's a step in the right direction.

Image

Quote:
Kim Lad: Hello
Salvatore: Hey
Kim Lad: How u
What ate you up too
Salvatore: Esting
Eating
Nesting
Both
What about you?
Kim Lad: Am from tesax
Salvatore: Iowa


I've placed several characters in Iowa, because it is a perfect way to root out lads.

Quote:
Kim Lad: What
Salvatore: I said Iowa.
Kim Lad: Lowa
What are you speak
Speak English Shocked Shocked
Salvatore: I am. Iowa. Not Lowa.
I - Like eye
O - Like OMG I'm cumming.
W- Like Double You
A - Like The Fonz said.
Kim Lad: Double me


The "A" was a difficult reference to come up with, but The Fonz didn't throw the lad, the "Double You" did. Laughing

Quote:
Salvatore: Pardon
Kim Lad: Ok
Salvatore: How is Teasax?
Kim Lad: Good
Salvatore: Do you have many years?
Kim Lad: Is was born and brought up there
Salvatore: Where is there?
Kim Lad: Houston
Salvatore: Wow. I have always wanted to go. Do you ever watch the Rockets?
Kim Lad: Nope, but I love fishing and go to cinema
Salvatore: My father loved space. He said he saw the Twin Towers in Houston once and they were spectacular.
Kim Lad: Oh okay
Do you have kid
Salvatore: Oh, hell no.
Do you have any ankle biters?
Kim Lad: Are you living alone
Salvatore: I have some servants, but they stay caged when not working.


I do hope this one returns...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ray again, from the post above from dec. 18
Ray: No reply at all
Emma: You didn't give me the list of approved responses yet, so I"m still in doubt
Ray: Good reply is the Good response
Emma: good reply
Ray: Reply means good word
Emma: good reply
Ray: <images saying "last good morning of this year">
Emma: Good reply
Ray: This is not a Comprehensive word for Wish
Dear not good
Emma: Then give me the friggin list
Ray: No comments
Emma: I don't know what to say to you.
Ray: To you
Mostly your reply is too much Booring
Emma: Because you are not clear about what I'm allowed to tell you
and to be honest, I don't really like you all that much, so why should I even talk to you?
Ray: Ok Good Bye for ever
Emma: bye

One day later on new years day
Ray: <images wishing me happy new year>
Emma: What happened to bye forever?
Ray: This is New Year
Emma: Really?
Ray: Ohh

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of them fakers just ask for it

SAT 3:31 PM
Henry: Hello
Anna: hi
SUN 2:08 AM
Henry: How are you?
compliments of the season
SUN 8:37 AM
Anna: Thanks. I'm okay. Who are you?
TUE 10:11 AM
Henry: i am HENRY as you can see
Anna: Yes I can read
Henry: so why the rude way of asking who i am
do i look like a ghost
???
Anna: Because I don't know you and you contact me. Just wondering who I'm talking to, but if you start talking like this we can say bye again, because I see you're not very nice
TUE 11:19 AM
Henry: ok bye then ... since you feel asking
asking "who are you" is the better way to ask about me
TUE 1:48 PM
Anna: I asked "who are you" but you say it's rude
6:58 AM
Henry: if you had asked me to tell you about me that would have been nice since we haven't met before
9:10 AM
Anna: Isn't that what the question implies?
3:02 PM
Henry: No
Anna: so I'm asking "who are you" and that's rude. According to you I should've asked "who are you?" because that's so much nicer. Then when I confirm that that's what I said it's wrong again and there's another way that says exactly the same with different words.
You see you can get a girls head spinning with less than what you're feeding me now
Henry: well its all good maybe i didn't just like the way that came out from you
but i am fine
Anna: hmm. it was exactly the same way you told me, so what makes that of you?
Henry: i only asked
how are you ?
And not "who are you"
are we going to keep fight or should we just block ourselves or have peace already ?
Anna: And I only asked "who are you" which is a perfectly legit question, because I don't know you and you contacted me
Henry: i guess you will nag a lot
Anna: guess you will be a pita all the time over semantics
Henry: can we stop all of these and get to know each other
else we say goodbye
Anna: sure if you agree that it was not nice of you to call me rude over a simple question, only because I was so kind that I wanted to know you instead of blocking a stranger immediately
Henry: ok i am so sorry if i call you rude
Anna: thank you. Let's start over clean then shall we?
Henry: yes we shall
Anna: okay, good
who are you?
Henry: well i am Henry Pita, native of Spain and America
into event management
live in Florida
Anna: wow, must be nice there
see, it's not that hard
Henry: lol
so tell me more about yourself
Anna: that's a demand not a question
Henry: ?
Anna: for someone calling me rude, it looks like you're the one that needs to learn some social skills
Henry: i would be glad to learn
Anna: good plan
Henry: yh
so who are you?
Anna: I'm Anna Verbeek of course
Henry: and?
Anna: That's who I am. Or are you by any chance more than one person?
Henry: but i didn't stop at telling you my name alone
well i can now see you want this friendship to be difficult for US
Anna: not at all
Henry: And i must say its too early for that and i can't deal
Anna: I was merely testing your sense of humor, and I'm starting to doubt if it's any good
Henry: Enjoy your day
Anna: Thank you, you too
Can you do me a favor please?
Talk to me again when you have found your sense of humor back? 😉
Henry:i will try
Anna: thanks
I appreciate that
Henry:welcome anytime

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My Collection of lad frustration

"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dang I found this on page two. Please support..oh nevermind:
Quote:
Darla:Do you have a big Wang Dangler?
Prince Charles: I don't understand what you mean by big Wang dangler?
Darla: A mighty Johnson?
Prince Charles:I still don't understand ?
Darla: Dick Enormous?
Prince Charles:Smiles!! But why do you ask if I have Dick Enormous?
Darla: Well I was going to say Peter the Great but got distracted...
Prince Charles:Oh okay dear
So please can you tell me more about yourself?
Darla: That sounds like something my old boyfriend Dinkus Minimus would ask.
Prince Charles:Really!! But i'm not your old boy friend
So please answer my question because I want to know more about you

Darla: ok but I did ask you first
Prince Charles:Oh okay your free to ask me anything
Darla: Hmm let me think...
Have you eaten?
What time is it there?
How big is your womb broom?
Prince Charles:Yeah I have eaten and the time here is 12:50 am
Darla: am assuming that you don't have a Tramp Killer but more of a Baby Gherkin?
NOTHING
Mr. Potato Head?
Nippagon Nightmare?
Weapon of Ass Destruction?
Meat Thermometer?
Pastor Frank?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This chat is from a lad (O. Mckulkin U.) who says he manages hotels.

Quote:
O. Mckulkin U.: We have a show coming up on Thursday
For valentine
Sierra: What's a hotel show? LOL
O. Mckulkin U.: Didn't say hotel show
Saying we have programs for Thursday
Sierra: You JUST said you manage a hotel.
Then you said you have a show.
What in the name of Jimminy Cricket is a hotel show?
O. Mckulkin U.: The show will take place in the hotel to entertain customers
Sierra: Why?
O. Mckulkin U.: For valentine celebration
It's kind of a thing here
Sierra: Uhm, you celebrate valentine's inside your rooms, not with a show. 😉
O. Mckulkin U.: Lol
It's for those that'll probably want to hang out
Sierra: That's weird.
O. Mckulkin U.: What do you do for work
Sierra: I do adult modeling.
O. Mckulkin U.: I know modeling. When you say adult modeling you mean?
Sierra: Catalogs, magazines, conferences and conventions, cos-play that kind of thing.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok
Sierra: Tell me about this show.
O. Mckulkin U.: It's more of a comedy show
We get a comedian to come and crack jokes
Funny jokes to make people laugh Shocked
Sierra: Like what?
O. Mckulkin U.: Just funny stuff
Can't give details because It's not my job. He knows what things to say
Sierra: So the comedian doing the show...what's the funniest joke u heard from him?
I'm not asking u to do his job, simply repeat.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok
Once he said
A father said his son is a dummy
<Long Pause>
Sierra: Is there more?
O. Mckulkin U.: So his son asked him
Sierra: ok
O. Mckulkin U.: If he sees a thousand naira and five hundred naira
Which will he pick
Dad said 1k naira which is bigger than 5 hundred
His son now told him that he's wrong
Sierra: What's a naira?
O. Mckulkin U.: That him being the son would take both
Which makes him smart and father the dummy
Naira is our currency
Sierra: Ok. Go ahead and finish the joke.
O. Mckulkin U.: That's about the end
Sierra: Should be a humdinger of a show then!
I prefer knock knock jokes.
O. Mckulkin U.: Might not sound funny but coming from the comedian in his own way it is
Sierra: Start a knock knock joke. Those are the best.
......
O. Mckulkin U.: Can I hear one from you?
Give an example
Sierra: knock knock
O. Mckulkin U.: That's all?
Sierra: No
I'm waiting on u
O. Mckulkin U.: Tell me how it goes
I'm not familiar with it
Sierra: What do you normally say when there is a knock on the door?
Knock knock
O. Mckulkin U.: Who's it?
Sierra: Alpaca
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok.....?
Alpaca meaning?
Sierra: No. It's Alpaca who.
O. Mckulkin U.: Oh
Alpaca who?
Sierra: Let's start at the beginning.
Knock Knock
O. Mckulkin U.: Who's it?
Sierra: Alpaca
O. Mckulkin U.: Alpaca who?
Sierra: Alpaca da suitcase. You pack da trunk!
O. Mckulkin U.: Lol
Sierra: See. No dummies were hurt in the making of that joke.
O. Mckulkin U.: Yes yes
Tell THAT one to your comedian.
O. Mckulkin U.: Sure I will
Sierra: Are you Irish?
O. Mckulkin U.: No
I'm Nigerian
I look Irish?
Sierra: Your middle name is Mckulkin.
O. Mckulkin U.: Oh
I gave myself that
Sierra: I figured you must have had some Irish in you.
O. Mckulkin U.: Not at all
I like the name
I should have taken it off my profile long ago
Sierra: So you don't speak Irish? You know it means "Alone, without family, right?"
O. Mckulkin U.: It's not really my name. Just put it in there
I don't
I'll take the name off
I'm about to play pool billiards
Sierra: That name has bad meanings.
Do you play pocket pool?
O. Mckulkin U.: Really I dint know
Pocket pool u mean snooker?
Sierra: That might be another name for it. I snicker thinking about it.
O. Mckulkin U.: Yes
Do you play?
Sierra: Not pocket pool, but I can handle a stick and balls from time to time.
O. Mckulkin U.: Ok that's good

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

More Fun with Kevin the Idiot:

Quote:
Darla: Hunny am missing you all seriously and stuff
Chrislad:You are not serious
After many months
What do you want from me now
Darla:Yur luv???
And some new shoes
Chrislad: I see
Darla: Yess
Chrislad:Where are you now
Darla: Am at the pool and there is this guy in a banana wrapper but he isn't the original rapper ok?
Chrislad:Which country are you silly
Darla: Oh ok I didn't understand bestly
Chrislad:Okay
So now answer
Darla: Answer waht?
Chrislad:Which country are you now
Darla: Wow you Gays are intense. Intense!
Chrislad: Silly
Darla: Hurh?
Chrislad: Get lost
Darla: Aww Hunny am just funning you ok?

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad: Some one not talking to me any more
Anna: someone wasn't talking to me for days
Lad: That person had no internet
Anna: But that person did read my last message and didn't respond
Lad: That person really loves you
Anna: Then it's even more strange that that person refused to respond
Lad: Sorry love

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"I never taught you to be evil. But carry on" - Oscarpiles
"I have been stuck here in a terrorist land they all lie to me. I don't have the package and I don't have money to get back home" Sven
"You put money in the parcel now am suffering you are not helping" Sven
"you can art well.. Cuuning and smart..." - "You put me through this with all the bastard you called your client" Daniboy
"Yes I am your good lad" Raisin
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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's been a while since I chatted with ChrisLad aka Kevin the idiot, last time we chatted he tried to make me believe he was in england

Emma: Hi honey. How are you?
ChrisLad: Am fine
And you?
Emma: I'm ok
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: Did you forget me?
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma: That's harsh
ChrisLad: Yes
Emma: Where are you?
ChrisLad: You never care
Emma: Of course I do honey
ChrisLad: Where i am is not important
Emma: Oh secret agent
ChrisLad: Whatever
So why do you sent me message today?
Emma: Because I missed you
ChrisLad: How may i help you?
Emma: Is that a multiple choice question?
ChrisLad: But i do not have any feelings for you again
Emma: Ahw.
And mine are so strong
You hurt me chrissy
ChrisLad: I'm happy where i am and with whom i'm with
Emma: Oh tell me is he nice?
ChrisLad: You are the one who hurt me then
He?
She is very nice
Emma: Fooking autocontect
Is she Darla?
ChrisLad: No
Darla is a bitch
Emma: I agree
ChrisLad: And i will never have anything to do with her or neither you
Emma: We should get back to her for all that bitchyness
ChrisLad: When i needed your help you turned me down
So i have to move on with life
I have no plan with you to get back to her
Emma: Hmm i remember that when Darla kicked my ass and abducted me you couldn't care less so not really fair of you to say that
ChrisLad: And stop using me
Emma: Ok
ChrisLad: Whatever you have with her is your business not mine
Emma: I just got a nice bonus for meeting my targets, but I'll just go but me some new shoes then
Have a nice day honey
ChrisLad: You are on your own
And stop messaging me

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