F*ck Darla (NSFW) Emma takes it to the Nth!

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:51 am

Congrats Linoline. Lets go for another year!

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 11:39 am

It's a great feeling!

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 3:04 pm

Thanks all.
I don't think I'll make it to another year the way it has been the past year. My creativity will be exhausted at some point and just some chat now and then doesn't really count for a sandtimer. Emma and Danni have been in a "real" disfunctional relationship for the past year now, but it looks like he's losing hope in her.... honestly, I can't blame him. Laughing

Danni: I can't get it you should try if you can also get it Nigeria to England you can see the detail
Emma: Can't get the price of a plane ticket? That's nonsense
12:54 PM
Danni: You can see am stupid what you mean no wahala
Emma: seriously?
Danni: Bye bye
Emma: meaning?
Danni: Your answer
Emma: I don't understand you
Danni: Am stupid right that's your answer and you know me what I can do,oh no you don't know me
Emma: I didn't say that
Danni: Your busted instead you have mind,calling me that. Fine you are free fr any thing you want to say and I won't say anything again continue just continue
Emma: cookie, look back, you were the one calling yourself stupid, I never did that
Danni: No one is at my back,what's the difference nonsense, stupid,it relate ok
Bye
Emma: no it doesn't relate
Danni: You don't know anything
You're playing with me right,you're joking with me. Wait what do you even see in me or is it a mistake fr me seeing you ,that'd why all this happen to maybe its
Emma: A joke?
I am a joke to you right?
Danni: Have to go
Bye bye.
Emma: Sure. Go... Right after telling me you have been using me all this time to make fun of me
Danni: Shut up for your rubbish word
If am using you
You will be nothing by now go meet Lina who use you... Nonsense
Your very silly and insane fr that word that came out of your mouth.stupid dude
Emma: Ok, what word is it exactly that you're talking about?
Danni: You're annoying just let me be maybe later I have nothing else to tell you
Emma: You're being mean
Danni: Na you sa bi
Emma: what?
You know I don't speak your language
Danni: My phone is down.. Later but don't know when
Emma: then pick it up
Danni: Battery flat
It might be next week befr I com on line or anytime am selling my phone and we can't chat again
I this is what all of you put me through
What do you want me to do
No money right now am looking for buyer
Emma: But then we can't talk anymore

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Aug 2013 Posts: 222

Well done! - Some top notch baiting. It must have taken a great deal of stamina to deal with this idiot for so long. I suspect that he is well and truly broken.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Huge congratulations, Linoline. I know you have called him an amusing lad, and you sure did have some fun out of him and some wonderful trophies. But tbh. I have disliked him intensely at times throughout the bait.

Well done you for your patience and staying power!!

ETC

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 6:44 pm

Linoline, one year with that boyfriend, well done, normally divorce in 3 months in the uk, BUT NOW, Emma’s friend has found the email of the scammer and she likes him, soon she be in west Africa as well to meet the shit.

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 7:53 pm

MorganleFay I completely agree with you. His rants are funny, the way he thinks he has everything figured out, but the way he treats the one he loves is horrible. With him, it works well to make him think he has all the power, not push him, but give him the choice. At least that worked well on many occasions.

Hitty, Emma going to Africa is certainly an option, but he will need some time to calm down first and save some money again, because right now he is broken and won't do anything anymore. He told me today he has to sell his phone and will only have a small phone without browsing Laughing

Whether it's true or not, I like to hear stories like that (and please email me)

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:42 pm

6:38 PM
Danni: Yes I THINK
I will be using small phone which can't browse
Emma: So we can
Danni: HMMM IT CANT CHAT,JUST IMAGINE I USING SMALL PHONE WHAT NONSENSE AND IS THE FAULT OF ALL OF YOU
Emma: Not me? All I did was send money
Danni: I see
Emma: Good
Danni: What's good
Emma: That you see is not my faultIn fact it's all your fault
Later
Danni: How talk rubbish and I vanish you away
Say some thing stupid
And you see
later (always nice to rile him up a bit)
Emma: Your fault that I fell in love with you silly
how can that be an insult
Danni: You can do anything you now you said is my fault OK fine maybe you can remove it then......there will be no p.
10:09 PM
Emma: remove what?
Danni: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Is my faulty
Emma: IT"S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. I COULDN'T HELP IT
THATS NOT A BAD THING IS IT?
Danni: You go hold nothing less than 700 k to stand any chance
Of getting a visa and ticket
That's what I get tonight
700 thousand naira to get visa and ticket
Emma: Then show me some documents with the prizes listed
Danni: I DON'T HAVE IT PEOPLE I ASK ALL OVER THSTS WHAT THEY TOLD
Emma: Then try to get it
please
Danni: I cant
That's what I see I give can't go anywhere beyond
Emma: And how am I supposed to get money without showing for what I need it
Danni: WHO DO YOU WANT TO EVEN TENDER TO
You have issue
That you waiting fr is wasting of time
Emma: No it's not. I'm waiting for you to give me what I need but you refuse
you're the one wasting time here
Danni: Where do want me to see that,I should go to the airport cos of this like you're silly
Emma: Thanks hun. Traveling agency maybe

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:47 pm

Well done Linoline.

Seriously this was an excellent read.

Top marks and this could be classed as hall of fame material.

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 5:52 pm

MUGUBAITSHOP wrote:

Well done Linoline.

Seriously this was an excellent read.

Top marks and this could be classed as hall of fame material.

The way linoline plays his small boys is a art, he will tell them it is sunny at midnight and they will believe him.

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 5:59 am

@Linoline: It may be that Emma remembers that a package with 3 IphoneXS + 1 MacBook are somewhere in Lagos, waiting for Danni to take over? We're talking about some luxury products, which cost nearly $ 3,000... If Danni sells them, he solves all his financial problems. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:35 pm

Monday22:58
Danni: Is hard to get them here unless airport..... See am tired of all this
Good night

TUE 8:25 PM
Danni: Hi
Emma: good evening. how are you?
Danni: Gud you
Emma: fine I guess
Danni: You're not fine what's it
Emma: Just that I want to help but you won't let me
Danni: How
Emma: I told you yesterday

Wednesday 10:47 AM
Danni: What did you tell me
Emma: About finding out the prices
Danni: I did send to you what document again
Emma: No you didn't send me the document I asked
And where is that parcel now? Do you have it, can you sell the laptop and a phone from there?
You keep one to chat with me but the other you can sell
Danni: Emman you word sound you know all what's going on
What parcel,what's my business with that
Emma: I've just been thinking
The parcel is for you
Danni: Is gone
Emma: Is it still in Benin? Can they send it to you?
Danni: I don't know I told you I block those bastard
And what's my business with your thinking do you know what am passing through here oh u don't.... So if you want to go and hold that fool
Emma: I'm just thinking about solving this mess and make life more better for you
Don't you see
Danni: In the beginning everything were good but ending things went bad don't you see
And this is my word for leave it all take it
Emma: I don't understand you
Danni: From now on in fact every day you must send me yr photo every blessed day no day will pass by am on line or not send when I come online I will see it.since you can't make just little video that's my word for you till everything will be good cos am always angry.
Do you understand
Emma: Yes sir I understand
Danni: Good
Emma: <old profile picture>
Danni: I mean new ones not old and ugly ones you know what I like,that document is just like a form written with the price on it
Emma: Then try get it and send it to me so I can try to get money
Danni: From where
Emma: And stop the fucking insults or I won't do a thing
Danni: From where
Hw much do you want to get nothing less than 3000usd
12:39 PM
Emma: i want to get nothing because you insulted me
and dont do what i asked
Danni: Ok
You want to get nothing,no p am not forcing you oooooooo and where did you want to get money
Where
Emma: doesn't matter
Danni: Good, then why disturbing me if you have another illegal plan work to do lying in the first place all you've been lying from day one I went back to the past record and combined with the present and the result was bad so you re playing me all this while. Is good anyway .....all what you did no evidence from day 1 when sending
You just think am a fool to play with...
Emma: Insulting me again
you should apologize or I will not do a thing anymore
Danni: Only bringing out stupid shipping clip which is not genieu
If you like you first record that's what will use to judge yr present
All fake
Emma: What the fuck are you talking about?
Danni: Didn't I tell you if I get money to come that anything I do I will show you evidence that's me my word ,all what you did no evidence or picture of it now you want me to trust you again I send you all what you ask and you did something without picture of it anyway am a fool to believe you then if not I won't fall to this mess and fr what you say, Don't worry I will burst your brain,
Emma: Of what should I have shown you evidence? You never asked and you never shown me
Danni: What are you even saying I should be the one to ask so you said if I want to steal from that's why I keep quite, you your self thing is that your thinking is different, are you not the one to say see what i get .just forget it
Emma: I really don't understand you. When did I ever say you wanted to steal from me?
Danni: Fr me I won't ask is not proper is all yours you should show evidence of it not me to ask you.Without you I leave country if you think you're the one who can help...where by there are many.
Emma: I never knew you expected that of me. Do you expect me to be a mindreader now?
Danni: Forget
Cos you don't know how to think,you should know that person am send ing to need a photo of this fr him to believe
Most especially from far no photo of anything am just going to collect what I no see
Is bad totally wrong
Emma: What person are you sending to? Who is he and what photo does he need?
Danni: You're confusing me
You sending that nonsense parcel that's what I mean
Don't think you're helping only Almighty helps without he saying yes to this it won't work so god and above of all things
You're confusing yourself not me
Emma: Lina was the one to send the parcel, not me
Danni: I know but befr it get to her no evidence fr me to know you get the money.is all. Gone no lele.
Emma: because my lawyer transferred it to the church
Danni: You never even inform him and don't bother to
Emma: about what?
Danni: I don't know ask yourself....
Q
Emma: oh wait, I know, but then you told me something else again and now you want me to get you more money
AND YOU STILL DIDNT FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR BEING MEAN AND INSULTING
Danni: You will get the 3000usd after apology
Emma: I'm not asking you for any money cookie
That would be all kinds of wrong
Danni: I mean after that you get the money
Hmm
Emma: I can try
Danni: Try,I don't get that money is not too much 1000usd note in 3 places that's all if there is anything else I will borrow here and they will know what I want to use it fr
Emma: it's a lot
Danni: That doesn't mean try oh like you're broke I see
Then how do you want to cope
Emma: you know I'm not and I explained many times what's going on so why are you acting like you don't know
Danni: OK, I heard you
So is not sure if you can
That's why you want to try
Emma: Think I will, but no guarantees. Life's like that
Danni: Then no assurance and I won't hop on that at all
If is ready fine and if is not fine
Emma: then you better stop living because life never gives assurances
for anything
I give you one assurance thoug
Danni: That you think
Emma: THAT IF YOU DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR INSULTING ME AND BEING MEAN I WILL NOT DO ONE FUCKING THING ANYMORE
Danni: Lol see your mouth
Only when we meet I can do that period
Till night am off.
Emma: ok.
then I guess it'll take a long time
Danni: And fr me I can't wait fr that you might have getting more older than I do you still want that I sorry fr you
You're not doing me you're doing yourself
Emma: I'm not doing anyone
Danni: Then keep wait
Until you lose what you have befr your eyes will open
Emma: you're just being stubborn now
Danni: I told what I have to say if you want to stay long fine you can as fr me I can't stay Long as you say
And I won't apologize until I see who I want to apologize fr
Emma: I don't want you to stay, I want you to come to england, but not if you're being mean
Danni: Who's mean
Emma: you
Danni: Me OK am not just telling you what to do
I have to go now later
Emma: later

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:03 pm

^^^ LOL! I like! Our idiot is so confuse. Laughing

14.00 - Directly from Lagos Island, Mr. Ebiere writes to our moron... I do not know if Danyboi blocked also Ebiere's messages. Laughing

Quote:

segun in the next four days am will be out of town so we can only discuss next week
you want to come get this box this weekend or next week ?
because am will have to leave the key of the deposit to someone else here which am would like to avoid
becos these people steal auto-moto parts and sell them directly on the street at half price

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17.00 - Our dear lad ignore me, so let's try a chain of mails... Mr. Ebiere (from Lagos) wrote to Benin manager Akwoodi:

Quote:

akwoodi
your friend for whom you have asked for this favor has not come to take that box
he does not respond to ma massages
do you know something about him ?

Forwarding the above message, Akwoodi wrote to Claude and to our idiot:

Quote:

Gentlemen,
Right now I received this warning message from Lagos-Nigeria and it seems that our client Kayuude Shogun Daniel has not yet got his parcel.
- Claude, please let The Sender of the Parcel know about this odd situation. The package arrived in Lagos last week.
- Daniel, there's any problem there? Please tell me.

Have a nice evening!
Akwoodi

Later, of course Laughing

, Claude will write to Reverend Paul... from the holy man, directly to Emma Laughing

will come the sad news that the parcel arrived in Lagos a week ago and that "her dear fiance" Danni did not go to take it.
Of course Emma will be extremely upset! We'll see if we can bring even more suffering to this idiot Laughing

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Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 5:24 pm

Linoline, please please as Emma is from Liverpool can you ask the idiot who will win the football on Saturday, it is Liverpool v TOTTENHAM final in Spain, I want to know, please do it

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 5:49 pm

Linoline, please please as Emma is from Liverpool can you ask the idiot who will win the football on Saturday, it is Liverpool v TOTTENHAM final in Spain, I want to know, please do it

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:52 am

Thursday

09.00 - Our dear lad responds to Ebiere... He does not seem very determined to come to Lagos Island and take over his parcel.

Quote:

No when you're back I will come

Surely Emma will not understand this strange behavior... does he prefer to take money from her, instead of taking the parcel and selling those items (2 iPhone XS + 1 MacBook)? Laughing

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 3:33 pm

Hitty wrote:

Linoline, please please as Emma is from Liverpool can you ask the idiot who will win the football on Saturday, it is Liverpool v TOTTENHAM final in Spain, I want to know, please do it

Sure, why not Laughing

WED 11:46 PM
Danni: Have you slept off
Emma: was just watching some movie, you weren't online
Who do you think will win Saturday? Liverpool or Tottenham? We have a bet at the office, but I know nothing about this.
You're smart, you know these things

8:06 AM
Danni: First half draw and Liverpool multi score 3,03,1,3,3 or you chose 4,0,4,14,4
Or Liverpool win and over 3.5 that's they will win and they will have 4 goals like 3,1 or 4,0
Chelsea won the cup yesterday.
They play half draw and win 4,1 second half.now we're missing a great player eden hazard to real Madrid he will be announced on 4. Going to his new club Spain and you are there looking at huh no problem
The person I told you went out with players is coming back for me I will go with him when he's going back.and you're wasting Tim that's why am telling you this is not possible if I get to another country and hop I will come to England just like for one nobody knows and if I go you do nothing I will tell you not to wait for me cos no one knows.have a nice day
Emma: What are you saying? You don't want to be with me anymore? I still want that but I'm waiting for you to give me the right information. And how can't they know how you play if you haven't been to training in ages? Or have you and just told me you haven't
Danni: Look at I won't like your favor in fact they know everything about me non of your business picture you send was old not new I don't want it you talk like I can't make it without you fine let see. Rubbish
Who am you I don't know
I will keep you update don't worry
I like you faith I can't make it but....
11:03 AM
Emma: Not saying you can't make it without me. I know you can but I don't want to be without you
Danni: WHERE ARE YOU
Emma: In England
Danni: And our agreement
New pic every day
Emma: That was a demand. Not an agreement
Danni: Hmm where is it,you agree to it
I wont ask you again
Emma: No I didn't
Danni: Fine,be
Emma: You said "do you understand" and I said "yes sir I understand"
And you still didn't apologize
Danni: You're hiding something I wonder how you look like now..
Maybe you don't want to show that face hmm
Emma: I'm at the office, so I'm looking fine enough now
Danni: Hmm
Emma: That's not an apology
Danni: Why hiding...
Emma: Scopophobia... Told you many times
Danni: Mean I should portrait,or go down on my knee
Emma: If you want to propose marriage that would be the right move
Danni: Too rush
Emma: You're the one taking about going down on your knee
Danni: I won't be here and do stupid thing ok
Emma: And you still didn't apologize
Looks stupid enough
Danni: Not until now
Emma: Not an apology
Danni: No apology
Emma: Then no picture and i can't try to get you money to come here
Danni: If is that won't make you do any pls hold back.my life is better than this befr I know you...maybe is a mistake I made selecting among those two beautiful ladies. Am just looking
Then you can hold on your money. Go and meet Lina fr apology ok
Emma: Can't start a family with that old bat
Danni: Oh is old now right you need a young and strong guy see your life..we don't take nonsense here highest you go with yr money what goes around comes around. That's life fr you. and you still waiting fr apology why the mess is affecting me you now expect me to do,huh do what it can't be am a fool if i..... And is left to you whether you like it or not am gonna leave this country.
2:55 PM
Emma: I do like that actually. As long as it's to England or if I can come with you
But you should be a little less mean. You're blaming everything on me. What did I do?
4:21 PM
Danni: No thing is okay am sorry...
Ok
Am still searching but air flight agent but never see,the one I get is cell phone is always off.
Emma: Lousy apology. I think you can do more better
Danni: Am weak so weak no strength you want to kill me
Befr my time
Am just managing to chat you now
Emma: I just told you I don't want that
Why would I want to try to get you here if I want you dead? Makes no sense
Danni: Am still trying
Those agent are far very fat from I
Emma: Isn't it the same city?
Danni: But far what I just want to get is their number
But I will try get the number and if I should get that I will call for it the will send it to me

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:47 pm

Linoline brilliant, he supports Chelsea, who won last night, but he loves Liverpool to win on Saturday, you can ask him , you have a friend who can get him a trial at WATFORD FOOTBALL CLUB, agent is coming to west Africa , pick the country and put him on on a edge, make it and earn£80,000.00 per week.
You can waste his time, he will keep in touch with you..... £80,000 per week

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:57 pm

Linoline do you really want to hurt someone, boy George song, do you really want to hurt me..... Emma ex ex boyfriend Got in touch and asked her, if she wants to go Spain to watch Liverpool, flight is tomorrow (Friday) , game is on Saturday and the ex- lovers be back in Liverpool on Monday afternoon.
Let’s see the head explode

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:46 am

Emma: Ok, good, but you still didn't apologize properly
THU 8:18 PM
Danni: What king and of human being are you,so you're still waiting for that after what i did I know your type
Emma: what type?
the one that doesn't like to be insulted for no reason?
Danni: Ok
THU 11:21 PM
Danni: THAT IS IT
Emma: What is cookie?
Danni: Hmm
Emma: ???
Danni: What
Emma: You're not explaining what you meant
Danni: Nothing much
Emma: you said that is it. That means nothing much?
hmm
Danni: What're you doing

8:36 AM
Emma: I was sleeping
Danni: Good morning
Emma: Hi
Danni: How you
Emma: Confused
Danni: Is you that know what's confusing you
Emma: Yes you are
Danni: ,what's it
Emma: By not explaining what you mean with what you said yesterday
Danni: I don't know.
Is nothing
Emma: so you Just say random nonsense now and then for fun?
Danni: What do you want
If am saying nonsense
Emma: I want to know who is going to win the world cup
Would be a nice start
Danni: Is that what's next fr you
Emma: I am placing bets to get some money so I need your advice
Danni: Fine.
Emma: But if you don't want to help, fine with me. I'll just screw up
Danni: Who will play it for you
Emma: The football players will play of course
Danni: And what if you win what will you do
Emma: Be happy
Danni: I think those guys there have more ideas meet them
Emma: Hmm. so you don't want me to win money and send to you
Ok. Noted
Danni: I can't predict the world cup I now I only predict tomorrow game final
I will also play as well tomorrow when I get money
Emma: Ok. Then i can't bet. Prizes were high. Would be nice to have a chance
Danni: Befr you can bet that world cup they have to enter quarter final and see something
Emma: No bets are in already. When you enter early you can win bigger
Danni: Send me the country that they post to win let me see
Emma: It's at the office, just for our company
Danni: Four country show me the names
Name them
Emma: I don't get it
Danni: Name the country that were place to win
Emma: Don't they all make a fair chance at this point?
Danni: What are you saying then you lose I will play that as well tomorrow look ask some one to get you the names
Emma: Ok. I will. Don't understand what you mean but I really know nothing about this
I'll ask someone
Danni: Good
You see those four country,we are going to bet each to win and place your bet.each country you bet you must collect your ticket each in four places don't loss guide one must surely carry the cup.
Hop you understand
Brb
11:01 AM
Danni: You runaway
12:14 PM
Emma: Yes I understand, but it's just an office bet, nothing with tickets
Danni: Hiss
You're. Nothing but a mistakes
I call the flight company,they said I have to get a ticket mean buy befr I get it.then what re you saying... I don't have money to buy anything like you're just playing.
You're not straight forward and I know what to do no need to know.
Emma: Before you can buy anything you need to know the prize. They have to be able to show you the prize or they're just fooling you

So hitty, as you can see, I need to ask some advice. I have no clue what he's blabbering on about Laughing

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 6:50 pm

Linoline, it is cricket World Cup which started yesterday in London, England beat west Africa, today West Indians beat Pakistan, so tell him I am talking about cricket and not football(soccer). Make sure he mixed the sport up and blame him for been so thick.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:57 am

I'm sure Reverend Paul has already told Emma that the parcel arrived in Lagos a week ago.

- Emma must be intrigued and upset. Why he did not tell Emma about that?
- Has Danny already taken the parcel and sold the products?
- Does he want to keep this secret? He has a hidden reason?

WHY? WHY? WHY? Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:30 pm

Incredible, this needs to be a movie.

The brilliant work of everyone here and the stupidity of Danniboy is an epic combo.

Are the profile pics of “Emma”, “Darla”, “Anita” in any other posts or other baits with them in it? Darla is a keeper!

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:16 pm

^^^Darla (top) and Anita (bottom) as drawn by Ralphie.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:34 pm

AverageChef wrote:

Incredible, this needs to be a movie.

The brilliant work of everyone here and the stupidity of Danniboy is an epic combo.

Are the profile pics of “Emma”, “Darla”, “Anita” in any other posts or other baits with them in it? Darla is a keeper!

The work is done by the professionals a tv program back in uk when I was young in 1980s, now we have linoline and birlic, they make the movie, we just give our stupid ideas to them if they can play it

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