F*ck Darla (NSFW) Emma takes it to the Nth!

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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:01 pm

9:28 PM
Cookie: O ti de ile..
You havnt gotting home
Emma: Mo wa ni ile
Cookie: Haha
Emma: what did I say?
Cookie: How you
You're home
Emma: right
you never know, I could've said "I'm crazy"
mo wawere
Cookie: No stop that
You're not crazy
Emma: crazy about you
Cookie: OK that's nice anyway
How are you today
Emma: I'm ok, how was your day?
Cookie: Fine
You have you eaten
Emma: yes I have
Cookie: Ok
Emma: still taking drugs?
Cookie: No that make's me feel better.
Emma: ok, so no more headaches
Cookie: Yes no more,I will buy you surprise whenever am coming.
Emma: ooh, I like surprises, tell me
Cookie: Should I tell you.
Or I keep it in mind
Emma: hmmm. don't know
Now Im curious
Cookie: About what I want to get you right
Emma: yes of course
Cookie: OK I tell,but it won't look surprise when see them...should i
Emma: you're right
I can always pretend to forget
Cookie: Lol
Ok
I tell you others but I don't tell you one particular one .and that's is the kind of all
Emma: Okay
Cookie: I get you neckless, good one
Did you put on ear rings
Emma: sometimes, not every day
Cookie: Or ladies hand bangles
Emma: love that, you can decorate me
Cookie: I get you special one Mom knows the best one for you
Haha
Emma: african ones?
Cookie: You such a funny Lady
Which one do you like Africa ones or English
No I get you English
Emma: both, but I don't have african ones
you can choose whatever you like best
Cookie: OK
Both
Neckless and hand bangles
Emma: I like that
Cookie: Sexy pant and bra but I will hide that no one will see it
Emma: only you
Cookie: Yes
Emma: I want to get gifts for you as well
Cookie: OK dearest
What kind of
Emma: once my funds aren't blocked anymore I want to get you a wristwatch
gold one, that matches your skin
Cookie: Wow,that would be nice
Haha
You love your man
Emma: yes I do
Cookie: Love your too
Have they return your money that bank
Emma: still not, I would've told you if they did
Cookie: OK don't worry they will
Emma: Eventually, but after I will find another bank
Cookie: Yes
But is getting too long
Emma: I know. they are thieves
Cookie: That money is too much for them to steal
Emma: I know, don't know how they do it
Cookie: Sue them to court
Emma: that costs money, will have to wait till my funds are released
or I'll just have to make my ex take a long walk off a short pier, that'll solve it pretty quickly
Cookie: And they will put down statement when it will get released
OK any way you feel it will
Emma: not sure, we'll see. I don't care about the money much if it wasn't because you need it to come here
Cookie: Thank you for that but not easy to released
Emma: I know. if not for you I'd just wait it out, now I can't wait for it to solve on itself, but it's not easy
Cookie: I know....
Not easy
Emma: I still have faith
Cookie: You do..
Emma: don't you?
Cookie: I do ,but you're rely trying for me. Dear
Emma: Of course I am
Cookie: Thank you my love
Hop you're not tired over me
Emma: never tired of you
Cookie: bit tired from work, but I can handle it
Oh am sorry dear
Emma: you know how my clients can be(always nice to remind him of that)
(...)
Cookie: What are you doing
Emma: looking for other music on youtube, it switched to something horrible
recommendations?
Cookie: Lol
Ok
Search again
Emma: for what... tell me a good song
Cookie: Hmmmm,Michael learns to rock.title 25minute
Or someday
Emma: found it
thank you
Cookie: Uwelcm
Emma: can you sing that?
Cookie: Yes.
Emma: would be much more nicer
Cookie: If I sing it right
Emma: you can sing daniel bedingfield spot on, this shouldn't be a problem for you
Cookie: Of course.
Emma: listening to that other song now, that guy looks a bit gay
Cookie: Someday
Emma: yes
Cookie: Why would you say that he's a gay
Emma: Not saying he is, just saying he looks like it
Cookie: That's what the also called me
Emma: who called you that?
I'm going to kick their asses
Cookie: I told them no am not .is just the matter of yes or no
No p about that
Emma: Who?
Cookie: They just say it as fun but they know am not
Hey what
Emma: Want to know who said it
nobody calls my cookie gay
Cookie: A bastard....in at work
Emma: but you don't have a job
Cookie: Then when I was
Emma: don't let me ever cross paths with them I'm going to kick their ass. Why did they say it?
Cookie: Am sorry to say that
Let it go
Emma: Can you sing that?
I love that song
Cookie: Which 25minite
Emma: yes
but also let it go
Cookie: Ok
No need to sung it to you
Emma: why not? I love you singing
Cookie: OK tomorrow
I Will
Emma: I will remember that
Cookie: Haha OK you're home tomorrow
Emma: not all the time
Cookie: OK nop
Emma: and you? Watching games?
Cookie: No alone
I. The house
Emma: <sad emoji>
Cookie: No need to get angry
Emma: not angry, just sad for you
Cookie: Bb is ok
Emma: because I wish you could spend the day with me
Cookie: Yes
I will

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:14 pm

I'm not sure if this Lad would be funnier if I knew what he was on about:

Quote:

Danni:Now waiting to hear you
HOURS LATER
Darla: ok
Danni:OK is not the solution
Darla: ok
Danni:I can see yoi r jokin with me not serious about it if you're not interested tell me
Darla: ok
AFTER A BIT
TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT
Danni:You know exactly what I want....
Darla: ok
Danni:Are you still in am here fr business....
Yes or no
Darla: Sure
Danni:OK now what you're not talking any step.or you don't work there any longer
Darla: I've taken all step and told you waht to do. Just because you are too stupid to lissen good is not my problem
Danni:Your a fool dude.too arrongant.no manners you talk to your father like that.you can't talk than to insult your ass.you fail then without you there's other way.
Darla: ok
Danni: Pls go
You of no use
Darla: ok
Danni:How do you live with people around, you with this bad attitude
Your so annoying
Darla: Speaking of annoying have you heard from that Dutch Bitch in Liverpool since i kicked her ass??
THE NEXT DAY
Danni: ????
WAAAY LATER
Darla: ok
Danni: Ok
Darla: Hunny guess what?
Danni:??
Darla: Chicken Butt
Danni: Talk
Darla: Your sposed to say What silly?
Danni:Until you fulfil what you promise befr I can be happy with you
Darla: Yu must be a riot at parties
Danni:You make a promise how do want me to be happy with someone that doesn't fulfil it
Darla: WTF are you on?
Danni:Darla..
OK what's it
Have you for getting
Darla: ok
Danni: Ok
Darla: Y'know hunny I could almost fall for you if yu weren't such a gay
Danni:Danby boi is not a gay....
Darla: So yu only look like a gay?
Danni:That's it am not a gay that's how God create me
Darla: Your on the right track baby you were born this way
Danni:Yes what do you think
Darla: I think that you are a gay
Danni: No am not
Darla: ok
Danni: Ok
Darla: So how long ago since yu were with a man?
Danni:What do you mean I hate anything as to do with me and a man.
Darla: Since when???
Danni:Don't you hear I don't have any thing to do with man are you insane you saying nonsense... Like you have bad thought .you can't be trust why asking this you're a man...prove to me your not
Darla: Seriously???
Gargle your own Penis photos Mr limp wrist
Danni:Am not fr nonsense.
You're a bad fellow
You never do what you promise
Darla: awww am just havig fun on a Friday after a few drinkles Hunny
Danni:Then do something
That's not an excuse
Darla: Hurh?
Danni:Yes Darla I need money help me with that if you still want me
Darla: You've never told what yu wer using monies for and if you wanted the bonus money
Plus you aren't being nice
Danni:You cause.you make rude
Darla: That would make a good album tittle
Danni: Lol
Darla: What does that mean?
Danni:Laugh out loud
Darla: I knows that silly I was talkin aboot what yu said earlier
Danni:No you don't stop lying
Darla: Wow yu gay men are mighty grumpy when yu can't get any I must say
Danni:Are you sending the money
Darla: see above
Did yu connect with anita?
Danni:Did you ask me to connect with her
You're not serious.
Darla: Please Lord am in needs of guidance during these tough times. Please tell me you could make that Gay looking man undertsand the word application?
Danni:Look at you.
Ode.....
Oponu.
Darla: So yu want $50?
Danni:Darla,do what came from your mind then to be kidding me
1500usd
Darla: Yu are the one who started insults in Swedish so why shuld i?
Danni:No am not....
Why should I
Darla: exactlity
Danni:That's not what you want to send
When
LATERS
Darla: When?
Danni: Tommorow
Darla: For waht?
Danni: I need money
Darla: see above and answer my questions then yu wil gets money
Danni: How
Darla: I learned to read at school
Danni: Read what
Darla: Words
Danni:See fr get about illusion
Darla: I nkow you are but waht am I?
Danni:You can't send me money then why teasing me
Darla: I'll say this once assuming you shut ther Fuck up. Are yu willing t shut the Fuck up?????
Danni:If you will send the money
Darla: That was a yes or no answer
Danni:At least were more than friend's. If you do that .
Darla: That's what I was thinking too other than that yu are a complete waste of space. but enough about yu
Danni: Ok
Darla: Read above aboot yur Fuucking money and quit pestering me asking the same gay questions
Danni:Fuck you bitch what do you want from you stingy thing
What do you want
Darla: For yu to read? Give a hoot and read a book? Urm am out of stuf..
Oh and fuck yu too Gay Boi
Danni:Your four father a guy your entire family
Darla: Excellent point Dickens
Danni:That's,what you ask for by repeating that dude
Darla: Hunny this has been exhausting. Never in my life have I debated with an openly Gay man on such levels
Danni: Your man right
Darla: Is that why yu want ti fuck me? Yu soo Gay
Look for Men on yur own time am a Business Womern
Danni:No.you don't if your through you shut up.
I don't know what's my business with you
Darla: I'd imagine yu don't know how to tie your shoes but why is that my business?
Danni:Ask yourself then
Darla: Excellent point Shakespeare
Danni: Go to sleep since you're not on point..
You're not the only way out cos you don't know how to handle me with care...so no need fr me submitting myself to you
Now tell me what's it you want from me
Darla: Peace from your inncessant blather
Danni:Peace,OK...
Darla: peace out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmAUNsT9SgA
Danni: ??
Darla: Serioulsy! I mean shut the fuck up.
Danni: ?
What's it
Ok
???
Darla: As in Shhh or Shut the Fuck up or die by drowning where you can't speak or possibly just lose the ability to speak like in those Charleston Heston Movies with the Fucking Monkies. I could bring a plastic bag and put it over yuor head that would work too but in the meantime please SHUT THE FUCK UP. If I'm not being clear I can expand on any of the above points...
Danni:Lol you fool. No weapon fashion against me shall prosper you can go kill yourself. Go away.
And you shhh
Darla: Your Gay talk will not bring me to the other side
Danni:Darla go and sleep, do let me insult you
Maybe you are passing over not me.
You can go there
Darla: Shhhhhhhh
Got sit with the women and children
Danni:Akamu
Tour just confuse .you better take drugs so that you won't quench
And shhhh
Darla: Your just trying to act tough in front of your gay boyfriend. We can talk like adults after he is done with yu
Danni:Why are so horrible am sure age is not on your that's why you talk so poor and disgusting. ...talk like adault now am always ready but you act weird....
Now what
If you look for trouble you see trouble just behave and act well.yes am listening..
What's the point where are we.
Darla: Hmmm
Let me think
I told yu to shut the Fuck up right?
Yes or No wroks even tho yu don't understand the concept
Danni:I do you just cause trouble.
Darla: Shhh
Danni:With your sharp mouth.that should stop.. You don't even know how to talk to people too arrogant
Darla: Shhhh
Danni: Shhhh
Darla: Aw that feels better doesn't it? We both agree the straight Girl and the Gay man
Danni:Ahh shhh
Say something reasonable
Darla: Certainly
I am the Talent scout for Titlanta. Anything new comes though me but sometimmes new clients get lost in the shuffle if they piss me on!
Danni:Hmmnm
OK
Darla: Understood Fucktard????
Danni:But you can never trust me I can help you more on that but you don't apply as usual.OK fine your a talent seeker tell me do you work out with your legs to find them
Darla: SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
We can discuss this tomorrow
AND HE TYPED...
Danni:What are you doing
What time tomorrow.
Can you cone to Nigeria to get yourself since you think am trying to eat your money then you will see the stress in it only me can help you and you pay me and you get your bonus
Hnmm you're not Alone I see hv fun bang well.
I see you

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 8:55 pm

We didn't chat much. I'm not online as much during weekends. Cookie didn't deliver on Saturday like he promised, but today he sent another lovesong to Emma. It sounds like someone stepped on his toe.... he sings high Shocked

Castrato crossed my mind

Cookie singing "Michael Learns to Rock - 25 Minutes

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:04 am

Where to start? Screw it nevermind:

Quote:

Danni:Happy birth day...33years now oh ..not getting younger anymore
BIG THUMBS UP
Darla: May I help you little Mr. square head?
Danni:Oh madam oldest what's it
Darla: Just like the coffee you serve; you too will be old and weaker (is that possible?) one day
Danni:Not today or even now....you know why you look more older. Cos your white mama.assuming you are from African you will look super.
Darla: Am sorry I forgot you only like men.
Danni:Haha....lollllllllll look at you
Better get married you don't have much time
Befr your womb get weak and slark...
Darla: And befr a Gay man takes my man?
Danni:Look dr who will pregnant you in that your banging Bros... Lol
Who want to rwke your man don't be silly
Darla: Before I retort Mr. Gay Boi did you recive an application for employment from our Admin. Ass?
Danni: Meaning
Darla: Er, Um what part are you missing? Usually it woukd be 'Yes' or 'No'
Danni:Report who
Say your speech
Darla: OK FUCKTARD LET ME START AGAIN FOR THE NON-ENGRISH SPAKING AUDIENCE.
DID
YOU
GET
AN
APPLICATION
Danni:Did you inform the admin
Darla: That you are a complete Moron? ANSWER THE SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
Danni:Lady why are you angry at me
Darla: Am not angry. am asking you a non-skill testing question that a two year old could answer FUCK FACE
Danni:You're still angry even when I make what you request but I can't send it
Darla: Why me Lord? I've tried to be good but have gotten stuck with the Loafers and Fish heads?
Danni:OK calm down am also good as well
I tell you lady sexy don't mind me I was only joking
But you abuse me alot
I didn't say anything
Darla: Lord? Are you lissening? This thing called Purgatory isn't nearly as much fun as I'd imagined
Danni:Darlaaaaa
Darla: Lord if I could ask one and only one favor I would become much more pious. Just teach Danni the Gay man to learn two words as in Yes or No
Danni:Until you change your fuck in speech
Talk like responsible woman
Darla: Lord? Maybe some punctuation as well but that's it I hope
Danni:Hey how are doing
Hop you is been long time we chat
Tell me what's going on
Now tell me what is it you want
I have plenty of work to do including you
I didn't forget you OK.
Darla: Lord? Why hast Thou forsaken me?????
I'll gather animals two by two and many more crabs because they are the gift that keeps on giving

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:01 pm

He makes me banghead

Quote:

Friday
Danni: Don't need that from you
Customer are all right in anything they do but never mind
Goodnight
Anita: U r not my customer. Ur seeking employment. We do not sell anything. Plz keep that in mind.
Danni: Akamu
Anita: English, as Jesus wished.
Danni: Are you Jesus
Today
Anita: DO NOT BLASTFLAME!
Danni: Hi
Anita: Hello
Danni: How are toy doing is the app still on
Can I have any it now so I send you am mail
Anita: I am GROWN! I do not play with toys.
Danni: What do you mean
Anita: U asked how r toys doing.
Danni: What about the application
Anita: What abut it?
Danni: Can you send it now
Anita: 24 hours.
U understand that, rt?
Danni: Alright
Anita: NO EXCEPTIONS.
Danni: Ok,send it to this [email protected]
Anita: Who is that?
Danni: Email of course
You send me I receive
Anita: WHO, NOT WHT
WHO IS [email protected]
Danni: Am with him now ,he's ready for it
Anita: WHO IS [email protected]
Danni: Is mail ,I should have use mine but I can't access it now am having issue with Google. Ok
Anita: WHO IS THE OWNER OF [email protected]
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
IT IS NO TIME 4 STORIES.
Danni: He will receive it ,fill and send back immediately, the guy of why are you like this ...alexy lunatic
Is the owner of it
Anita: That's all u needed 2 write. U did not need 2 waste my time.
Danni: OK now what
Anita: It is 11:18 AM my time. it has been sent.
It will need to be completed, scanned, and sent back 2 me by 2morrow at 11:18 AM or it will not be considered.
The entire thing must b completed. Fully.
Understood? Y or N?
Y OR N?
Danni: OK,
Got it
Working on it
He will get everything ready tomorrow and sent
Anita: And he is prepared 2 make a video submission of his singing if his application is accepted?
Danni: Ok
Anita: K
Later
Anita: Any ????s?

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:25 am

Quote:

Anita: Any ????s?

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:45 pm

And still we chat or whatever this mess is:

Quote:

Danni:I hate liers....like you
Darla: WTF are you on about now?
Danni: Hi
Darla: Hi ?
Danni: How you
PAUSE
Doing
Darla: Well I was fine..
Danni:OK you never told me
I do need to say long with you cos you are not to me
You're not good to me
Are You?
Darla: Am sorry for being mean to you Stupid
Danni:I heard you ,just that I need money..to carry out dome things,but you hate it cos you can't offer .,.maybe I try someone else if you can't I will talk better for the understanding.
Darla: Since you are too lazy to do anything why would sending you money make you any less lazy or stupid for that matter?
Danni: You have a plan
Am stronger than you think
Can't just make some like that for you,you look suspicious
Darla: Bartender? I'll have a Double of whatever that Gay man is drinking please
Danni:Soon I will put end to you
Darla: Gonna tell your Mommy on me?
Danni:You talk out of control....without you there's hope
Darla:Hunny I realize that yu are very very Stupid but it appears yu are getting Stupider every day
Danni:Then what are you
And am not your honey is for reasonable person and well behavior not like you. You fail all test.
Darla: You strike me as someone who would stay up all night studying for a sugar test
Danni:What's my business with you..have seen your attitude... You're so strict,I get better person which I can do again. Do you think everyone is like you on earth
No they're not,so you,you think you're everything.. You not.only who know my worth.they take me fr good.one day will come that I will block you ,but I will tell you...
Darla: ok to wahtever it is you said
Danni: Good
Friend without benefit
Darla: If you only spoke English this would be so much easier
Danni:In all you're the worst friend I have so far,you think you can use me...
Darla: I only use yu to cure insomnia; nothing else
Danni:Noting but a fool
I suspend you
Don't I let you know am off and you try to come disturb my relationship I brake your head bet me but I only ask my lawyer but he will stop me not to hit you.so what's the reason you went to hit someone cos of me and yet you still act fool...
Don't step on my toes...I bet you I explain all
And get you out of my way
So don't bother yourself on me leave me alone...
Let me be,thought she's nice..but Hippocrate.
You have your mouth am sure you keep quite when is time
Darla: Wow for a phylosophical Gay man you are a real Mr. Grumpy pants.
Danni:Whatever don't play with me I don't like you anymore
Darla: And I don't like you any less
Danni:That's your business. Acting like this means alot
I can't fall victim
Darla: From my research I've found that most victims are intelligent so am guessing you are safe
Danni:Darlaaa pls
Darla: Yess?
Danni:Yes what that am begging you to send me money .....
Even if God came down from heaven you won't give so what's my need
Darla: After all those insults?
Did yu come down from your huffing trip?
Danni:Who insulted you if not you
Darla: I know yu are but what am I?
Danni:Trying to find world out from me right
How many note is the money you want to send
Darla: I don't want to send yu a thing but will assuming yu do what I want
Danni:How many note is it.even if I do you won't send it
Darla: $1,000 or perhaps $1,500
Danni:Why do you pay after I make it
Darla am not a fool you're up to something
Darla: Do tell
Danni:No I don't trust you.do you want to use what I make against me
And you send that little money and go do something with the video.. Right .
Soon I won't miss u
Even now
I dont
Darla: ok
Danni: Ok
Darla: Wow! Once again that was a huge waste of time. Thanks Hunny!!!!!
Danni:?
Wasting your time your self
Go
Darla: Nah. This is a hobby eh?
Danni:Tell me what's wrong with you think am smiling with you
Darla: Probably my biggest worstest fault is being patient with Fucktards
Danni:Don't need to
You never know how to make love or make yourself attractive to someone. Did
Darla: I understand that yu don't like Women and that is okay with me. TRUST ME I don't like greasy little man children who happen to be gay
Danni:You,So don't waste your time on me ...OK
Let me be period,don't say hi and I won't say hi...
Oh wonderful people to talk to.. Not pickhead
Darla: Oh most definitely pickhead yes, yess, yesss
Danni: ?
Darla: Yaaaaahhhh Hunny you used punctuation!!!!
Tomorrow yu may learn to type or crawl or quit begging...
Danni:Am not begging you.what am I fr
Darla: From above and I quote "Darla am begging you"
Danni:You're too proud I hate such people. You can't last with it
Darla: Am not the one begging am I?
Danni:Wherever pride...
Darla: I figured you'd mention Gay Pride Hunny
Danni: ?
Darla: Am ever so proud of yu
Danni:Not until you fulfill what you said
Darla: how did yu know I told Auntie Marie I'd bowl a perfect game? Are yu a Wizard???
Either way..yu must be done with yur Gay rants by now so tell me what you really mean
Danni:Fuck you dude....not until you fulfil your promise befr you can see my face on ground
Darla: Hunny I have a question and not the one whre I ask if yu have to wear a Hockey helmet when yu go out in public but something less serious
Danni: Talk
Darla: Could yu even get a Hockey helmet over all that Gay hair???
Danni: ?
Darla: That answered my question perfectly
Danni:What do you wamt
Darla: What does any girl want really? Nice car, Good friends, not to be harassed by some Gay men...Stuff like that
Danni:Who's gay
Darla: Oh yu are such a silly Gay. Yu make me laugh
Danni:You're nothing but a fool
I will surprise you

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:40 pm

In the meantime Emma and her loved one are very much in love... Don't blame her, what girl doesn't like cookies.
And since my other bait seems to be slowing down, it's his waiting days might be over soon.

Cookie: How are you doing over there
Emma: I'm ok, just missed you
what are you doing today
Cookie: Nothing
Just home
Looking for where to hang out
Emma: I have a nice place. run fast I'll wait for you at the door 😉
Cookie: Oh I can't fly even the distance is not kojing at all
Emma: I know, was just trying to make you smile dear
Cookie: Yeah,
How's is work
Emma: It's ok
wish we could be together by now.
I'm sending messages to a few lawyers today, to see which one can take on my case
Cookie: About to say that,OK love you I wanted to ask but I say don't let me rush is always on my mind
Emma: Mine as well. I always think about it, but it just takes time. I got a list of recommendations, so I'm sending them messages now, seeing which one can do it and has time quickly
Cookie: OK dear thanks to you
You're really trying your best over me to come over and toy make me happy
Dearest
Emma: Of course I want you to come over
Cookie: I know and am always ready
Emma: Sure?
I feel bad for mom and your family that they will have to miss you
Cookie: Haha yes they will and they're happy with being with me.
And I promise her a lot that befr I come meet you I will get her a nice big phone to make video call whenever she wants to talk to me.
Of course us mostly you speak with my anut
Emma: ok, that's good. And mom will be here as well. Will she like England?
Cookie: Of course why not which parent won't want to go there .to meet his wife and the son
Emma: Don't know, but I guess it's very different from Africa
Cookie: Yes, very
And I will stop her for selling.... Provision she need to rest
She have tried and when am there we go meet grand ma
Emma: That's good. But you told me she'd help raise our kids. Isn't that too much stress?
Cookie: No she's good at that ,she love it any way carrying babies.
Emma: That's good, because I'd need help with twins. It's twice as much work
Cookie: Don't worry that's not the problem
Emma: And african momma's know best
Cookie: You got it ,the knows how to care for babies bath them put them cloth knows their time for feeding ....bb guess what there's something that makes me different
When I was given birth to
Emma: tell me
Cookie: OK mom told since the day I was born.I never breastfeed,
What I feed on all my time is yoghurt, after yoghurt was no more back then I move on to orange ...
Baby will also do so (Maybe that's the reason his brain got scrambled?)
Emma: Yes, you told me about that. We'll see. If they are like you they will
Cookie: I was so soft then,befr I start working in company that make me strong
Emma: I like you strong
Cookie: Work in six different companies, now there's time for everything.
For me to hold on and Wait for miss cherish
Emma: Sorry it's taking so long 😞
Cookie: Am right here,no p

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:59 pm

Looks like Emma's lawyer had a miraculous recovery

Cookie: Busy at work today
Emma: hmm I miss you. We hardly spoke the last few days
And I am gone for work this weekend 😞
I like your new picture 😍
Cookie: Hi
Where are you going
Am home where are you
Which work do you have this weekend
Emma: training weekend, to learn some new skills about the latest developments in the field
boring
Cookie: OK now til when will you be back
Emma: I leave tomorrow morning, will be back sunday evening
Cookie: So you spend a day there
Emma: 2
Saturday and sunday
Cookie: Ok
Very soon you become the manager
And I can't stop you
Go
When you come back you can like my pics
Emma: what pics?
I won't be manager
Cookie: I see
Emma: It's enough to have annoying clients. I don't want to be the boss of annoying coworkers 😉
Cookie: OK
How was your night
Emma: It was ok, but I always sleep more better when I talk to you
Cookie: I know,You going to days is like going for month I will miss you
me too
Cookie: Can't hold you back is your job when its time things were set you will resign
Emma: yes. Looking forward to that
Did I say I love your new picture?
Cookie: Of course you did
But is ok
Emma: love your hair
I want to mess it up
Cookie: Yes you will
You can chat me at night over there can you.you can't tell me you train at night
Emma: No we don't train at night, but they told us there are secured servers and a lot of sites are blocked
Cookie: Means we can't chat until you're back
Emma: email will probaby work
Cookie: OK you have mine
Can you do something for me, so I can email you as well
Emma: did you lose my email?
Cookie: Nop
Can you
Emma: what do you need me to do?
Cookie: I just need iTunes card
Emma: Don't have them, but you don't need it for gmail
wait, my boss needs me
we'll talk later
Cookie: To OK
Not for gmail only for subcribtion also OK ,we can't talk on gmail then .
Like you're angry.
Emma: no not angry, working, I told you my boss needed me, now I have to do some things for him
Cookie: I know
Anyway hope you help me with that
Later
Emma: Hi dear, I just got a message that my lawyer is recovered enough to come back to England. I can meet with him on monday
Cookie: OK thank you
Emma: Finally. Do you still want me to talk to other lawyers? Mine already knows all about it
Cookie: No need yours is OK since he's heathy now you can go meet as you wish on Monday
Emma: Ok, I will
Monday morning
Cookie: OK love how's work going
Emma:work is ok. how is your day?
Cookie: Fine
Note this you won't sleep tonight we're going to chat throughout
And I will be pleased if we can't chat til u cone back from training
Emma: all night? Then I'll sleep during training
Cookie: Then what do you think miss coffee I hop that will help you haha
Emma: oh, good plan. No chocolate then 😉
Cookie: No don't worry I let you have some rest for that training, and I don't want you to stop chocolate
Emma: sir mix-a-lot likes big butts

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:07 pm

cookie: Good evening mummy
How was day
Emma: it was good. Finally some good news, so I'm happy
cookie: What's it dearest
Tell me
Emma: that my lawyer is back and we can finally move forward
you'll be here soon
cookie: Amen
In Jesus name
Emma: how was your day?
cookie: My was fine I Slept alot
Emma: thought you said you were working today
cookie: No til Monday
Bb
I work that night without eyes close...with my friend and that work have to be done.. You know
We finish the work by 7 in the morning
Emma: last night again?
cookie: Nop I can't kill my self am coming over to meet you.that night I sent you those pics of where I work
Emma: Ok then I misunderstood
cookie: Thats how we fold the bag package and arrange
Emma: I know, it's hard work
cookie: When am through with it nobody to Rob my waist fr me
Emma: You have me for that
how long will it take to get a passport and visa?
cookie: To get that here I don't know but with bribe they will get it out fast for me .
Don't worry I will get you in touch
Emma: ok
cookie: Hop you have your dinner
Emma: Yes I had.
didn't text you before dinner when I got home
cookie: OK
Emma: looking forward to being punished for it
cookie: No problem abt that
Yes
How will you send me money...
Emma: That's what I have my lawyer for
he has a way to release the funds, so I have to wait what he says
cookie: I mean me,do you need my account number and name mean why when the money came in the Bank will look for me .or I use only my name and my country code 234...and they won't look fr me cos the money will go straight to western Union .. I will go there and collect
Emma: type slowly cookie, you're rambling
cookie: OK, when the money is done and want to get sent ....I will call my client at the bank .he will lead me through many process
The money will go my account befr they change to naira
Befr they find me I will be there...
But using my name will be easier
And my country zip code
Emma: your name is linked to the account right? so I don't see a problem do you?
cookie: Yes my name is Link to my account
No problem abt that dear
Emma: but you think it won't work well?
cookie: No just becos they have my address but he said anytime the money is about to come he will help me without any issue he also in the Bank
He help me to open my account
You know if I don't have any one like that they might think i stole it that's why
Emma: Oh, now I understand. We don't want that to happen.
Just send me all the details before monday morning, I'll give it to my lawyer and explain everything. He will say what's best to do
cookie: Ok
No p
I will look fr the best way so far,only two option using my account direct or using the western Union. ...and collect it tomorrow I will call him and ask .
Emma: ok, let me know what he says
cookie: About those two and which one is more better,fr me using the western Union is the best but let me ask
Emma: Ok
Just make sure to give me all information before monday morning so I can give it to my lawyer
cookie: I will send you all
Emma: good
cookie: Should I massage you here.
Emma: here or my email, but maybe email is more better because I can find it more easier when I am at the lawyers office
cookie: OK I lost your mail,I update my gmail I can't found it (funny, this morning he had my email, but no money to use email)
Emma: really, lost it again?
cookie: OK bb I sight you
Emma: what does that mean?
cookie: Means I saw yours
Emma: my email?
cookie: That's Africans language, yes bb I sight you means I see you anyway. I saw your mail ad I will reply you back with it
Emma: ok. I need to learn a lot more about your language. I'll try to remember
ok cookie I sight you
cookie: Ok
Yes you sight you
Me
and your email
Sorry watching movie
Emma: no p
cookie: You have mine already
yes, I meant that I saw your email
And I do
Emma: I know
cookie: Bb
<other nickname> sight you
<other nickname> sight you
That's my too nick name
Two
Emma: didn't know. I like it
cookie: Wow,OK
Emma: but you're still my cookie
cookie: Yes of course
Ok
Love you too

cookie: Are you sleeping was waiting for you
OK
Emma: you were watching a movie
cookie: And so
Why you stop,did I ask you to
Emma: and you weren't online anymore, so I thought not to disturb you
cookie: Lol dear am online ,what are you doing now
Emma: packing my bag
cookie: OK my Lady

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:46 pm

Sun 2:59AM <= Yes, AM nigerian time

Quote:

Hello dear,how are you doing over there hop you good how's training I miss you.
I called him today and explain to him, he told me there will be no problem as far as I use my name written on my bank verification number, (bvn) that when the money come I collect and transfer direct to my account, he now told me whenever the money is about to get SEND a day befr tomorrow I should cone to the Bank for assistance. He will then he help me out,I hop you then now understand now so there's no need telling your lawyer but if you like you can also ,and hear what he will say I love you.........

SUN 9:43 PM
Emma: Hi Cookie, how are you?
SUN 10:50 PM
Danni: Am fine and you
Hello
Sorry am late
How was training
Hop it's goes well
Hope you're there listening to me or you've slept off
Anyway is not your fault
You've been out for ft days ....
Hop you're not stressout
Oh demn,bb have slept long after waiting fr me
Have nice dream anyway
Sleep well
Haha
Sorry
Am late
Anna: hi
Danni: How are you
Anna: tired
I was home late
Danni: OK go to sleep then tomorrow
Anna: Ok
Danni: ok
Anna: did you get my email?
Danni: I know you're tried... After I reply you yes
Did you get mine also
Don't worry about that, have some rest
Anna: yes I did, I replied to it, that you should send the info so I can give it to my lawyer tomorrow morning
Danni: Bb,when are you going.early tomorrow
My name, <full name>
in the morning
And my country code.
Anna: pls email it to me, that's more convenient. Easier to find when I'm there
Danni: That's all what you need to transfer me .
Anna: name and country code? How will they know the account to transfer it to?
Danni: Ok ask your lawyer about it thenI also will be at the bank when the money is about to get sent so I will also
Anna: ok will do
but at least email me the country code
Danni: And I will let you know more befr you send it .just get it out first cos he told me to come to the bank that he will help me
My zip code is +234
Which is Nigeria .but let me know
Anna: that's the code in front of phone numbers right?
Is this the right info?
Danni: So I will also be at the bank for assist ,yes
Once my name is given and my country code that's all
Anna: I'm pretty sure that's not right
Danni: That one is western union you collect the money in cash i will tI will then go to the Bank to send to my account
But I will ask more
Anna: a bank needs an account number, bank address, account holders name and address and some sort of transfer code
oh, western union, you didn't say that
can't do that mister
Danni: Why
Anna: non competitive clause in my contract.
Danni: This is exposing
I will call him again tomorrow....
Shit
Anna: don't worry cookie. you have a bank account right? YOu had it upgraded
that's what you said
Danni: Yes i do,You know if I should have gave u my name not my account details you know they won't have block your money
Cos they won't bother ...
Anyway I heard you but I will ask again tomorrow to confirmed
Anna: my lawyer found another way cookie, not through my bank this time, but I don't know exactly how, that's what I have him for
Danni: OK
Just let me know wasup
Tomorrow so I can call my bank tomorrow
To make sure no problems
Anna: ok
Danni: When the money came in
Anna: you send me the details and I give it to my lawyer. He'll figure it out. If you want I ask him to contact you when it's going to be sent
Danni: OK to my account, I don't know the details of my account is new but I will meet the customer care
Anna: ok. then I'll go to bed now and tomorrow i'll hear what my lawyer has to say about it
Danni: OK just tell what he will say ....then I will knw what to do on time
Good night love
Anna: I told you what to do already 😉
goodnight
Danni: Ok
Love
love you
Tomorrow then

Today 1:59 PM
Anna: hi, where are you?
Danni: Am right here
Where are you bb
Was not around
Anna: I'm at work
Danni: Ok
Wasup
Anna: You didn't reply my email, and didn't send me the account details, but that's ok he didn't need it yet
Danni: Your lawyer right
What did he say
Anna: yes my lawyer
same as last month, but that's not really a surprise
I need a charity that will help me get the money to you. Only way of getting money out of my funds is by donating it to a charity.
And since a church is a legal charity I'm having a meeting with my pastor later today.
Danni: OK, can it work that way
Anna: I think so, but I'll explain everything later to him and we'll see what he says
Danni: Ok
Anna: have work to do now, we'll talk later
Danni: Ok
10:25 PM
Anna: I'm home how are you?
Danni: Good how was your journey
Any good news
Anna: Good journey and good news
he's going to help us
Danni: Who
Anna: the easter bunny
Danni: Don't understand narrate well
Tell me ehwt happen
Anna: my pastor is going to help us mister smartypants
did you forget I was meeting him?
Danni: Ok
No,you told me,and am happy for that so now what,what's the plan now
Anna: You need to become a member, but that's just formality
they can only send to members
Danni: 😂of your church right,
Anna: yes, of the church... not the local bridge club
Danni: Ok is that what he say,You need to make me understand well. If is to become a member no p
Do you like me to become member of your church
Anna: you need to become a member of the church for them to be able to send money to you.
Danni: ???
<laughing emojis>
Do you want me to that's my question
Anna: what's funny?
Danni: Nothing
Anna: Cookie I want you here. That's all I want. If that's what it takes, then yes
Danni: But is your church
No problem,is it possible for I here now to become a member when I haven't arrive
Anna: yes, he said it is.
Danni: OK do you know more about it
Anna: About what?
Danni: Well bb no problems we both go to church on Sundays right
Anna: All I know is you become a member, I donate money to the church, they send it to you, you come to england, we get married, make a thousand beautiful baby's and you will kick balls like a pro
Danni: Love you
No
Anna: love you too dear
no?
Danni: Problem dear
oh
What
Oj
You scared me
Anna: you said "love you" "no"
looked like you changed your mind
Danni: OK I love you
Anna: love you too
Danni: Wow you kind of jealous. Sweetie
Lol
Anna: jealous of who?
do I have a reason to?
Danni: You think I change my mind
I was just thinking the DAT I will come to church in England but is ok
Anna: reverend Greenham asked for you to contact Lina, the church secretary if you want
Danni: How,why,for what pls tell me
Anna: focus cookie, what were we talking about?
Danni: I know why will i
Does it matter
Anna: to register as a member of course
Danni: You need to tell me to understand..... Hop nothing is wrong
Or are you scared for me joining your church
Anna: no. I'm telling you what to do right?
Danni: I can't contact anyone ask me why
Anna: you can send emails
so no p
<Lina's email>
Danni: OK.when you were told I have to join, what did you say
Anna: just send her a message and say you want to become a member, reverend Greenham will tell her about you in the morning, so she knows what to do
I said I'd ask you if you agree. I can't decide that for you cookie
Danni: What if I can't
What will happen
No money
Right
Anna: then I have no way to send you the money 😞
Danni: Hmmm
Ok
What are you doing
Anna: waiting for you. looked like you wanted to say something
Danni: How big is your church.
But you can say yes when ask if am to join.
Anna: our congregation is just a small one but there are more churches that belong together, so I don't know exactly
who will ask me for permisson?
Danni: No problem..
ok
What're you doing
Anna: talking to you
Danni: Ok
You church Catholic right
Anna: evangelical
Danni: OK ,
Anna: but every christian church is essentially the same
Danni: OK I will I message her that I went to become member.... They will get me register and send me the money
Anna: yes, that's the plan
Danni: LOL
<some gay emojis>
Are you happy now
Anna: Of course I am. You'll be here soon
how long will it take to arrange a visa?
Danni: Bb I don't really knw but as soon as I get the Money I will start processing it and I will keep you update.
Anna: no longer than a week or 2 I hope
Danni: Yes of course

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:24 pm

Psychic moment coming on. I see something pyramid shaped. Is someone going on a trip? Maybe a trip to a far away land? Something to do with money? No sure, future still a little cloudy. LOL

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 2:48 pm

It's not all that cloudy. He's not the reverend type, and he's too damn lazy to ever build a pyramid, so I won't even try. Once he contact's Lina he'll have to fill out a form, make a picture of faith, he can pick out products on Amazon and he'll get a load of cash sent inside the parcel. He will be happily anticipating the day that it lands on his doorstep. Laughing

He didn't contact Lina yet... how disappointing

Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:26 am

TUE 26 FEB 16:16
Cookie: Am gonna massage her tonight
How's working going
Emma:work is fine. how are you?
Cookie: Fyn you
Emma:I'm ok. Can't wait for you to be here.
Cookie: Neither I...
Emma:what have you been doing today?
Cookie: Bb i was betting game not easy all my money is gone.I will only focus on selecting games on instead of playing virtual instant money
Emma:you should stop betting. It's bad you never win
Cookie: Yes you're right,I was just looking for instant money that will sustaine me
Emma:Just save what you have, you know soon I will help you and mom
sorry, gtg
Cookie: That's why even my guy ask me to stop that is not good, OK. I will
I will send the mail to night
19:38
Cookie: I'm home how was your day?
Hi
My lady
Emma:hi
Cookie: Oh are you there,was thinking maybe you're busy
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Helloooooo
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hrllo
Emma:wow what's wrong with you?
Cookie: Nothing trying to draw your attention
Emma:looks like it worked. Thought something was on fire
Cookie: I know how to disturb
Emma:yes you do. I was trying to sleep I have a headache
Cookie: Why bb,Nothing was on fire all is fine here
Oh am not there
I would have help
Emma:I know
Cookie: Mom agree me to join tour church
Emma:ok
Cookie: Don't worry I will mail her to night
Will you get in form if I do that
Emma:I know, you promised you would
Cookie: I don't know. maybe if you as, or if you send the email to both me and Lina, but I trust you, so no need to do that
Cos you must be aware
Emma:if you say you have emailed her I believe you
Cookie: Then if am done with that what next ,don't let me bother you
Emma:what next when?
Cookie: Wick but Strong, I mean if all I'd done about the church how will they send me money
Emma:Cookie, I don't know. You still didn't send a bank account and I can't think now, I need to sleep
Cookie: Ok
Sleep
Tomorrow
Emma:thank you
we talk tomorrow
Cookie: Ok
Bye rest you need it you work hard on me
Danni loves you
Emma:love you too
Cookie: I love you why not putting it that way,than love you
OK sleep well
Emma:IIIIIIIIII love you
more better?
Cookie: Lol
Haha
I love youuuuju
Emma:who's youju?
Cookie: I love too much ,meaning of ju is too much
OK pls rest for tomorrow. Which am dwr and you don't need to go to work tomorrow
What's it
My lady

Wed 2:30 (yes in the middle of the night) Cookie to Lina

Quote:

Hello to you,am shogun danniboy by name,I want to become a member .....

WED 4:33
Cookie: Good morning dear,have sent her the mail bb have not been going to training allrhis while I miss a lot.😞
Can't sleep
At a less ungodly hour
Emma:Why couldn't you sleep?
Cookie: HI
Emma:Hi cookie whats wrong?
Cookie: When I wake by 2 O'Clock I can't sleep
But is nothing... Am thinking of training which I don't pertispate anymore... Is like no losing form
U know what its take's to for someone that doesn't train
How's work going
Emma:Yes, I know, but you'll start again soon here, so don't worry too much about it
Work is fine
Cookie: OK thank you
My beloved Angel
Emma:how are you today?
Cookie: My day is bright
N you too
Emma:that sounds good
any work today?
Cookie: Nop I was told yesterday that when they're back from nestle company where they delivered the bags too ,they will bring another and then call me for work but haven't receive any yet but I will, but dont know when
Emma:ok
did you send Lina a message?
Cookie: Yes I did
I told you earlier
Emma:Oh, yes I see now, I only noticed the part where you couldn't sleep and it got me worried
Cookie: OK you don't need to
I will be strong
Just that I miss football

10:35 Lina to Cookie

Quote:

Dear Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for your message, can you please tell me a little bit more about yourself? Who are you, how did you find our church and what has your journey with our Lord and savior until this point been?
We always want to welcome new members, but a bit of introduction is appreciated. Everybody is welcome to join us, because the Lord himself never turned away from anyone Himself. So don't be hesitant. After I hear back from you I will send your message to reverend Greenham and he will let me know if it's his wish to proceed with the membership procedure.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Emma:I know
but you need your sleep. You know I need you to be well rested when you're finally here 😁
Cookie: Yes mam
Emma:oh, thought you were sleeping immediately 😉
Cookie: L👳👳👳👯👳b
Emma:no idea what that means
Later
Cookie: Love you bb
Emma:😂 creative way of saying it.
love you too
more later
Cookie: Haha
Emma:busy today?
Cookie: Ok
Emma:it was a question cookie
Later again
Cookie: Nop am not, thought you were referring to yourself
Emma:I'm working, but it hasn't been too busy today
Cookie: OK
How are you
Emma:I'm ok, how are you?
Cookie: Am fyn sleeping all day just woke up
Emma:good, you followed my advice 😁
Cookie: <Cookie Sir Mix-A-Lot set your nickname to my golden lovely angle...> (Yes I started calling him sir mix-a-lot, because he likes big butts)
Yes BB
I am the one for you ...
Emma:yes you are
Cookie: Am the only one..
Emma:is that from a song?
Cookie: Thank you
Yes
Emma:which one?
Cookie: DJ Khalid
Am the one
Emma:don't know it
but speaking of songs, you were going to sing let it go for me
remember?
Cookie: Bb that song is not only one artist, about six of them so us hard for me to sing,tiu know what just go google it
Then kind of listen to it....
Emma:let it go is only one artist, not to hard
Cookie: I can't rap try to listen to it..... Then maybe OK I hard one of my choice. Justin Timberlake .....say something tittle
Hey
What's wrong
Emma:let it go is not rap
Cookie: Do you just go angry why do u insist that I should sing that
Emma:no, I'm at work, so sometimes I can't respond immediatley
Cookie: Ok
I get u
Timberlake say something
I will compose that
Emma:You're talking about khalid still, but you don't get me
Cookie: No I can't do that was just telling about it
Emma:You mentioned let it go a while back
https://youtu.be/kHue-HaXXzg
Cookie: I have that in my phone
Frozen am not good with her song. ...you know sia
Am good in some of her song like elastic heart
You're not alone,by m j
You love that
Emma:don't know it, but let me hear it, I love your songs always
Cookie: When you get home I will send it to you by 12O'Clock that's only when am on sub
Emma:Guess I'm sleeping then
Cookie: Yes I know but let me see if I can make it befr you go to bed
Emma:ok, thank you
gtg now
Cookie: Home
Right
Emma:not yet, more work to do
Cookie: See you dear love
OK
Bye
Later
Cookie: KUL BB
Bb am about to watch Chelsea vs Tottenham live today
But I can still chat you anywwy
Emma:Enjoy. I'm not home yet. Text you later
More later
Emma:Thought you said you could chat....
Cookie: Hu
Bb
OK good night
good night
WHERE ARE you
Emma:HERE
Cookie: OK thought you asleep
How how you doing
So you can't chat well no p good night
Emma:you were the one not chatting while you said you could
don't act insulted now
Cookie: Watching football
I won't focus if I chat you now am home
Emma:ok.
Cookie: How far did you hear from your church
Emma:I didn't did you?
Cookie: No that's why am asking
Emma:Ok, maybe send her another mail, check your spam and if nothing is there let me know and, I'll email her tomorrow
Cookie: Ok
What if nothing
Emma:then let me know and I'll send her a message
Cookie: Ok
I do that to night
I give info
Emma:ok, thank you
Cookie: You too
Sleep well
Emma:oh
fine
goodnight
Cookie: Hey
Don't do that
What are you doing now
Emma:going to bed, like you suggested

18:04 Cookie to Emma

Quote:

Thank you for your message, can you please tell me a little bit more about yourself? Who are you, how did you find our church and what has your journey with our Lord and savior until this point been?
We always want to welcome new members, but a bit of introduction is appreciated. Everybody is welcome to join us, because the Lord himself never turned away from anyone Himself. So don't be hesitant. After I hear back from you I will send your message to reverend Greenham and he will let me know if it's his wish to proceed with the membership procedure.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Hi,love that's Lina.... May I proceed

18:17 Emma to Cookie

Quote:

Sounds like a plan

THU 18:25
Cookie: Emma
What plan
Emma:Huh? What do you mean?
Cookie: Wm asking you question, you should talk in full not half...
Emma:Explain please. What do you mean?
You speak in riddles
Cookie: Madam what's it
Don't you read the message I sent you am now asking befr I introduce myself,you need to know about it that's why I sent you the mail ....I don't have time tell me fast let me reply her ok
Emma............
Emma
Ohh.......
Emma
Emma....
Emma
Emma
Emma
Emma
Emma
Emma:Danni
Danni
Danni
Where's the fire. I told you to respond her didn't I?
Cookie: Just missing you......
I will now ok

21:02 Cookie to Lina

Quote:

Once again am k.shogun danniboy by name am a footballer.
I find your church through my wife Emma, who is willing to bring me in the Church of God. I love to serve him with all my heart and I believe in him he can do all things.... Thanks once again for your time.......

21:04 Cookie to Emma

Quote:

Once again am k.shogun Daniel by name am a footballer.
I find your church through my wife Emma, who is willing to bring me in the Church of God. I love to serve him with all my heart and I believe in him he can do all things.... Thanks once again for your time.......
How did you see that

21:07 Emma to Cookie

Quote:

Cookie, you should reply to Lydia, not me 😂

Emma:Ok.
The way you kept saying my name is like a song
Speaking of songs... You didn't send it to me last night
Cookie: Lol
I already did that bb
Sent to Lina
Emma:The song? Why would you do that?
Cookie: No I mean the mail was sent to her
Not song
Am hungry
Bb
What's it now
Emma:You promised ti to sing me a song yesterday
But you forgot
Cookie: But pls don't be let me ask why do you like my song am not an artist
Bb you need to calm down for me
I will ok
Emma:I am calm
I love your song because I love listening to my man
Cookie: OK dearest
Bb mi
I will be back in minute wanna look for something to eat
Emma:Ok.
Cookie: Hi
Bb
hi
Yeah am eaten
Emma:that was quick
Cookie: Indomie just nanage
Emma:wait, whats that?
Cookie: Sorry manage
I mean the indomie
Emma:ok
Cookie: I love eaten heavy food at night indomie is light
Emma:I know. Beans is more better
Cookie: Yes, have you ever eat anything like swallow,that's Nigeria food African makes u strong
Emma:no, don't know that
Cookie: Like, pounded yam ,wheat, will you if you have the opportunity
Emma:You'll teach me all about it. You or mom
Cookie: Yes of course and you will love it.
Emma:I have to trust you on that
Cookie: Yes I will even befr mom come over I will,did you notice if the sells Africa raw food over there
Emma:Never really paid attention to it, but there must be some places selling that
Cookie: OK we will go there and get some... Ok
Emma:What have you been doing all day?
Cookie: I told u I went to work today but didnt finish up so tomorrow qm going to finish it
Emma:no you didn't tell me
Cookie: Lol ok
Have you taking your bath
Emma:will do that before bed
Cookie: Why, for me I prefer doing that earlier so nothing will disturb me and I will go to bed from there
Emma:But I'm not in bed yet
Cookie: I kwn
I kiss your ass
Befr bath time
Emma:You can kiss my ass anytime you like
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Cookie: LOL MY LOVELY QUEEN
Why not is all mine
No one else
Emma:haha, yes it is cookie
Cookie: I can do any thing I like with it
Non of their business.....
Emma:who's business?
I see nobody else here
Cookie: I know jealous ones out there
Emma:I dont'see them
I see only you
Cookie: Yeye....
<some ballkicking images>
Emma:oooh my very own ballkicker
Cookie: That's God doing in me not my power I kick ball is all God.
Emma:And you do it so well
Cookie: Yes I did
Emma:ladies and gentlemen here he is, Cookie the worldfamous ballkicker. Gifted by God himself. Kicking all the balls and looking so damn hot while doing it
look people, look..... only look, don't touch
Cookie: Lol
They will want to touch
Emma:don't let them
Cookie: But no ,I know what they're looking for but no way
I will even shout on them if they insist
Emma:good
Time for my bath and get some sleep
Cookie: What if I say no
But you can go
Good night love
Emma:don't know what if you say no
what will happen? Tell me
Cookie: I can't only if am there,I will hug
You,
And give a neck kiss
Emma: then I wont'sleep
Cookie: Yes you won't
Horny moon
Emma: I'm pretty sure it's called honeymoon, but I like your style
Cookie: Lol
Haha....
Sweet
Good night love
Emma:good night cookie

Today 9:25 Lina to Cookie

Quote:

Dear Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for your introduction. I remember now that reverend Greenham told me about you.
Please print the form that I attached to this message, fill it out in red ink and send a scanned or photographed copy back to me at your earliest convenience.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:37 pm

FRI 1:10 PM
Danni: Hi love
Emma: hi
what's poppin 😉
Danni: Nothing much dear,working
Now
Emma: What's the job today?
FRI 9:50 PM
Emma: Where are you?
Danni: Hi love am right here,how was your day
Emma: Where have you been?
ok. goodnight
Danni: Am cooking what to eat and I just came back home
Goodnight
Sleep well
FRI 11:56 PM
Emma: ok, you read my message but didn't respond. thought you didn't want to talk

SAT 4:09 AM
Danni: Lina sent this for me to fill
<screenshot of the form>
Hi
Can't sleep
SAT 9:07 AM
Emma: I was sleeping. What's wrong cookie?
SAT 11:39 AM
Danni: Are you there
There was a place written on the form,if I would like to get paid monthly after becoming member of the church... What do you think yes or no
Emma: Don't know. They didn't ask me that, but maybe because they know you're not employed

SAT 10:48 PM
Emma: where are you cookie I miss you
Danni: BB
hi
How are you doing just came back home, am at mom's place since noon the network over there is bad that's I couldn't chat you. Hop you not angry
Emma: no, just worried
Danni: OK, about what I told you should I say yes to the monthly payment at the church after been a member
Emma: Don't know. It's up to you
If you think you need it, I don't know what it is for to be honest
Danni: Already I say yes
But I still look at it .I have every done here just about to send her the scanned one.
This is serious I never see a church given out a form .....
Befr
Why yours
Emma: It's very common here
to be registered member they need to know some basic information
Danni: But not common here
Emma: But here is not Africa cookie
Danni: Why must you make used of red pen to fill the form
Emma: Oh, don't know, it's been a while ago since I filled it, don't exactly remember, but it was something symbolic, but why not ask Lina, she would know
Danni: OK then
Emma: cookie, I'm going to bed.
Danni: OK love thanks good night
Emma: you too
Danni: love you
Emma: Love you too

SUN 4:56 PM
Danni: Hi
Where are you
Emma: I'm with a friend. I'll be home in the evening
Where are you?
Danni: Home alone
Emma: Missed you. Hope you're ok
Danni: Yes, but I won't send her the mail
I don't want the church to pay me, every month I will work for my money... After am done with it and thick no I will then send to her cos that look suspicious I don't know why they would I should have even ask you if there's another way to send..... Apart from your church.
SUN 7:48 PM
Emma: You know that I already tried every other way. but it's good to say no to monthly payments. You'll be here soon and play for a club, so we won't need it
Danni: That's good to hear from you
I chat you when I get home
SUN 9:56 PM
Emma: ok
Danni: Chimo
Master
In Chinese language
How you
Emma: You're teaching me chinese now?
one confusing language is enough for me cookie
Danni: Ok
Dear
I get the form ready again tomorrow
Befr I send
Emma: ready again? Do you have to fill it again?
Danni: Did you go to church today
Emma: Yes I did
Danni: Already have done it but I make a mistakes by thick in yes instead of no that's what I want to fix
By saying no the their monthly payment
Emma: I see
she asked about it and I told her you were working on it
Danni: OK,even I should have sent it back on Saturday, but I ask you then if not I ask again you wouldn't have say something like that .....when I told you about the monthly payment instead of you to give reply on time you were there looking at me ......now I fill yes if not I ask again and again... Going back to print and scan.
If not that I should have done that already sent back on Saturday..
Emma: I don't understand what you're saying
Danni: I know you won't understand I know
Emma: then please try to explain more better
Danni: At first why don't you back me up that's why I sent you the form to take a look at it ...
But you don't care even to say something don't you read
Emma: back you up how?
Danni: Don't worry
Emma: I didn't realize it was so difficult for you
Danni: Am not an illiterate,am talking about the payment when you saw that why can't you say something
Emma: I did say something
Danni: That thick no I don't need it .....if not I keep saying it
Emma: but then you were offline for hours and didn't ask again.
so I thought it was ok
Danni: Didn't I say something like that when I sent you the form why can't you reply
Don't worry I will go waste another money to get another
Don't worry is ok
Emma: I replied
but you didn't anymore for hours. How is that my fault. You could've asked again if it wasn't clear
Danni: I said is fine no worries
Emma: ok
Danni: I will get it done by tomorrow
Emma: good
Danni: Bb
Emma: Cookie
Danni: Tomorrow is another day
Wow
Wonderful
Day for us
Emma: hmm. tomorrow is just a monday
Danni: U call it just Monday you don't know the meaning, Monday is a day of success..
Marketers makes their profit
Have you shower
Emma: Ok, if you say so 😁
not yet
Danni: And is a busy day all over the world important things comes out on monday
Am I right
Emma: Don't know, but it's a busy day for me mostly
Danni: OK, bb I when you goto bed I will book a game
Emma: what game?
Danni: Here on line bet9ja
Emma: thought you didn't do that anymore
Danni: I did why ,not the one I told you about that one is different I will make you understand
When am around
Emma: ok, good, because I don't have a clue
You forgot to sing the song for me that you promised
Danni: I will ...
Emma: when?
Danni: Tomorrow.. Bb lastest
Emma: ok. Thank you. Don't forget
Danni: Thank you
I want to ask something from you in that form am not too sure of my self
Emma: ok, what is it?
Danni: Recommendation
What exactly did they mean
Emma: I think you should write there who wants you to become member and why
Danni: Are you thinking of it
Emma: like someone they can contact for references
I was looking at the form you've sent me, what it says exactly
Danni: OK I just write down member only
Emma: ok.
Danni: Thank you
Bb you need to rest for tomorrow dear what do you think am not chasing you
Emma: what do you mean chasing me?
Danni: You might think am tired of you to night which am not just want you to get fit for tomorrow
Emma: I know. you look after my best interest
Danni: Yes bb
Oh bb thats cool
Go take your bath
Emma: will do that
goodnight cookie

Today 11:27 Dani to Lina

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:06 pm

Dani has been singing again

Justin Timberlake - Say something
Michael Jackson - You are not alone

Listen at your own risk. Split eardrums are a possibility

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:05 pm

MON 11:25 AM
Danni: Hi
Emma: Hi
How are you?
MON 6:15 PM
Danni: Am goody goody (what has he been drinking?)
Emma: 😁 Sounds nice
Danni: Oh baby
How yoi
Emma: tired of work. almost time to go home
Danni: OK be strong
Don't worry have sent her the mail
Today
By
Emma: ok, good
Danni: we'll talk when I'm home. Don't forget my song
11:21 in the morning
Emma: OK
MON 7:35 PM
Danni: <danni sent 2 songs (post above here)
Emma: 2 songs. I love it. Thank you cookie
12:01 AM
Danni: Bad network too bad....

This morning Lina sent a message to Danni

Quote:

Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for sending the form back to me. I have shown it to reverend Greenham and he approved your membership. To finalize it you will have to send us a proof of faith picture. Since you are not a local member it is not possible to finalize your membership together with our congregation during Sunday service so this is a good alternative for non-local members.
Please print out the attached sign and have someone make a picture of you while holding the sign so it is clearly visible. Send the picture back to me so I can show it to reverend Greenham and your membership will be finalized.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Today
Danni: Good morning
Emma: Good morning. Missed you yesterday
Danni: Me too ,just the bad network, brb gonna do some work
Emma: ok
8:18 PM
Danni: Chat you when I get home, at work
Emma: Ok don't forget
When are you home?
Danni: Just want to load the bags in the van,after that I will go home now but soon
Just tired
Emma: Ok. Then I'll shower now we'll talk later
Danni: OK hop you won't slept off
Emma: I'll try
Danni: Ha
Wait don't go watch tv
Till I chat you
Emma: Gonna get wet now 😉
Danni: Am about to,wow...won't you wait fr me
Emma: Haha... From water cookie, thats what showers do
Danni: Lol
OK just watch movies after that but you will sleep off
Emma: Don't be late
Danni: <some love messages sent from an app>
10:03 PM
Danni: Hi
You see I told you not to.that you should wait me now you fall asleep....
OK good night
Emma: Not sleeping
Danni: What are you doing
Have you heard from her
Emma: No I didn't did you?
Danni: No
Or didn't she receive my mail
Emma: I don't know cookie, I don't hear from her daily, but I'll send her a message
Danni: OK, maybe she saw it and they didn't accept it
Emma: Don't think so, reverend Greenham already knows about it, so I don't think that will happen
I've sent her a message, check if you see it please, I also sent it to you
Danni: OK let see what's up
Ok
I saw it
Emma: ok
I guess she'll see it in the morning
Danni: Should I resend it a gain to her
Or I should let her reply you first
Emma: What you think is best. I'm sure she'll see my message in the morning and will reply but if you think she didn't receive the form you can send it to her again
Danni: OK
I will
Emma: ok
Where have you been all day?
Danni: Emma
What did you told your pastor
What play picture is that again .don't you tell him is my first time if joining tour Church here for don't go to Catholic church...
Emma: what picture do you mean?
Danni: Read the mail i sent to you He forwarded Lina's mail from this morning
Emma: Oh, I just found it. So she did email you
Danni: I just receive it now ,come am tired of all this ...I hate process have done my part, tell me why is your church pass to much process. My God is not like this
Emma: It's just procedure I think
Danni: What fucking procedure...you make them think have been going to same church here.why are you always making mistakes
What's all this
Emma: wow
since when do I have influence on their procedures?
Danni: They want me to became member fine I agreed then what's up I never seen this befr.... Am doing nothing about it OK...
Emma: So you don't want to come to England?
Fine
Goodnight
Danni: Am not what picture
That's not end of life
Danni: You better close your eyes and stop looking at me
Emma: you better stop cursing at me
Danni: Then why are you looking me
Shift your fave
Change your look
Emma: <You set the nickname for Shogun Danniboy to Mister grumpypants.>
Danni: Am tired of looking at one position for years
Na you sabi
Emma: if you get cranky over one picture you'd better not be a professional ballkicker
press wants to make pictures all the damn time
Danni: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tell me why are you districting
Go and sleep no comment
Emma: That's what I thought
Danni: Good bye greet them
Emma: What
is
your
problem
?
Danni: My problem another offense
You need to be trash
Emma: you start throwing around fuckings so you'd better go there yourself first
you think I'm taking this abuse from you?
no
Danni: where do you send me tell me
Good night

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 8:37 am

8:18 Lina to Danni, again with the sign attached

Quote:

Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

I received a message from Sister Emma saying you didn't receive my message yet. I'm forwarding it to you again. Kindly confirm when you have received it please.

Blessed be your soul
Lina Hollycraft

9:33 Danni to Lina

Quote:

OK,have seen it thanks....

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:58 pm

He started a hissyfit all because he was asked to make a picture holding a sign Rolling Eyes

Really... he is so unbelievably lazy.

<Emma cleared the nickname for Shogun Danniboy>.
8:38 PM
<Shogun Danniboy cleared your nickname>
9:57 PM
Danni: Hey.
Emma: hi
Danni: How are you
Now you've done worst right......
Emma: done worst?
what are you talking about?
Danni: The nick you cleared....you won't fixx it any more
Now you don't have my time anymore
Emma: you still want to be mister grumpypants?
Danni: I will bite your lips
Emma: that's more a vampire thing. I don't mind if you're into that kinda thing, but don't bite too hard, I don't like piercings
Danni: I won't bite you.
Emma: <Emma set the nickname for Shogun Danniboy to Mr.>
Good
Danni: Ohhh woman.clean it
Emma: 😁 What's not dirty doesn't need to be cleaned
Danni: Hmmm,
When did you came in
You late
Emma: Didn't realize you were waiting for me
<Emma set the nickname for Shogun Danniboy to Mr. C.>
Danni: Who's fault
You or me
Emma: you were being mean last night. what do you expect from me
Danni: You don't even know what you're doing
Emma: You wanna be Mr. Cookie or Mr. Cranky?
your choice
Danni: Don't want any of it from you leave it blank...how many times have you cleared it when ever you're angry.tell me
Emma: Don't know. I lost count
Danni: Twice now. So leave it blank thank you
Emma: They sometimes say third time's a charm
Danni: So leave it
Emma: OK. Whatever you wish
Danni: Not my wish you cause it
Emma: How allmighty master of wisdom?
Danni: Meaning
Emma: In short I was just asking you why
Danni: Why what......you don't understand much of my word yesterday because you're White assuming you're black I would have dump you.but you're lucky
Emma: so what is the big crime I committed yesterday?
Danni: Cause you never listen.
Emma: meaning?
Danni: And let me ask you.why is your own different. You ask from me to sing a song I did pls don't ask of anything form me again if I can't even hear your voice if I can't see your face on video chat what knd of thing is this.can I say if am not chatting with wrong person
Why can't I hear her voice
Emma: huh?
Danni: Yes am challenging you
Emma: ok
noted
Danni: I can't be proud of you.my guy show me his bb on video chat in Ukraine. I saw it with my eyes the building everything, is a pity I can't say mine what is the proof.
Emma: Ukraine, isn't that where all the little people are from?
Danni: So big people are from England right
Check yourself
Emma: no, they're from Sweden, they are tall
ever seen it? It's unbelievable. Put a swedish man and a ukranian woman next to each other and you don't know what you'll see
Danni: What ever its take I don't care
Just don't ask anything from me again.
Emma: Ok
Danni: No music
Emma: Ok
but I love your songs
did you ever consider a singing carreer
Danni: Am not a singer
I do it for fun
Emma: It's lovely anyway, you can sing for me every day
Live music while cooking
Danni: I don't sing for free most especially you,you pay
Emma: hmmm. I think I know a good payment
Danni: What's it
Emma: for every song you get a kiss and if you sing nice you can pick where
Danni: Banging when cooking
Emma: oh, that's also an option. Can you sing while banging?
I'll sing hallelujah
Danni: After that I will still get my payment...
Emma: more kisses?
Danni: Am kind of stubborn
And you don't know
Emma: I know
Danni: How did u
And if you can't pay you go to work without your car
Emma: how do you want me to pay?
Danni: I think that will make you pay
Or tour laptop
No your bag
Emma: choose cookie, what will it be
Danni: Even you no where to go
Case close
Then your shirt,your skirt ,bra,pant.....
What next
Emma: shoes
Danni: Oh yes shoe's
And penetrate....
No opinions than to
Emma: I don't really mind that kind of payment I think
Danni: Ok
We shall see
Am not confuse
Anna: <kissyface emoji>
Danni: Tired of that is fake
Emma: what is fake?
Danni: This <kissyface emoji>
Emma: I know. me too
Danni: You can't even say hi to voice chat and send to me who are you
Am angry. Again why.
Emma: because you let yourself be angry
Danni: There's is a way to kill something and you will never experience it again
But you too selfish to do it...
Break that yoke
And feel free to talk to any one
Emma: too selfish?
thank you so much
I thought you'd understand
Danni: I did but is killing you ..na you sabi anyway is your life.
I can't control it
Nor you
Emma: nice
Danni: Nothing like nice
Emma: so what is it exactly that you're saying?
Danni: Don't worry have seen your weekness
Emma: tell me
Danni: No
Only when you see face to face that's when you talk is nonsense and I won't take that.the way you do that's how your daughter will surely do.bet me I will remind you
Emma: You really are cranky. I thought you wanted to come to England, but I think you're having second thoughts
Danni: You're the second thought.
Emma: I still want you here, but it's not up to me to decide if you still want to come
Danni: No you don't cause if you want you obey .
But nvm
Nothing happen
Emma: I'm not a dog and not a slave
Whatever happened to asking nicely
Danni: Who said that
Emma: me
Danni: You what happen to you
Emma: hey, you're the one starting to be angry. I'm just going with the flow
Danni: Me
And who's hey am I no body even if I say that does that mean you call me stop it
Emma: you're nobody? to me you're not. but who am I

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:24 pm

Bipolar daniboy? Wonder what happened in those 3 hours he was offline, but he looked a bit remorseful after the bitching he did earlier.
I like angry Daniboy, because he's very amusing, but I want to give him a wonderful vacation soon, so better not piss him off too much.

1:56 AM
Danni: Emma of course slept off
What happen
Emma: You were the one not responding anymore
But it's a good idea. It's late
Danni: Bb you never sleep
Sorry
I just slept off you blow me cold breeze
Emma: Was waiting for your response, but you didn't
If I was cold you were arctic
Miss my sweet man. What happened...
Danni: Sorry will you pls have some rest .I don't meaning the other side
Nothing much
Emma: Other side?
Danni: Am wick just wick
Emma: How come?
You work too hard
Danni: All my body yes I fold 164 bags when I chat you the other night
But I will manage till I get there
Like there's work again tomorrow
Emma: Then sleep now cookie. You need rest
Danni: Bb are you there just pls rest tomorrow we talk we talk no you need it most
Where are you
Emma: In bed
I'll sleep
You too
Danni: Emma OK.no prob I will
Emma: Good night
Danni: Good night miss you
Emma: I miss you too
Danni: I less busy I do what I have to do and send back
Sleep well
Emma: You too
Danni: Bye

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:08 pm

THU 3:14 PM
Danni: Hi
D
How how you
Emma: hi, i'm ok, how are you?
Danniboy: I wasn't around we were about to deliver some goods but we can't make it to day the Traffic is too much.we turn back home. We are going early tomorrow we leave by 5 in the morning
Just back now
How's is work
You've been online all day waiting for me
Emma: not all day, meetings in the morning. Work is fine
Danniboy: Ok
Have Print out the form out.just to sign and take a photo with.that's what you want
Emma: That's what Lina requested
Danniboy: OK so you don't want me to OK I leave it
You're not supported.
Emma: Cookie, I just want you here, but I can't force you
If that's what you need to do then, yes please
Danniboy: OK, after me sending it what next
No comment
Emma: In her message she said that was to finalize membership. After that I can go back to reverend Greenham and talk about how to get the money to you
I'm working cookie, be patient, I can't always respond immediately
Danniboy: OK maybe am sleeping then....I couldn't read well
Ok
Ok
Ok
And are you sure after all this process I will get the money .cos I can't wait to play
Emma: Yes of course
Danniboy: Have been out of training for month
Emma: I know. Much too long
Danniboy: OK no wahala
Latest tomorrow she will get the mail
Emma: Ok
Danniboy: Mummy wisdom....
Emma: <Emma set the nickname for Danny to Mr. Cookie.>
who?
Danniboy: You
I call you mum wisdom
U couldn't sleep last night when i woke up by 2am.til date
Emma: I know
Danniboy: Find it difficult when I woke up to sleep back
No worries about that
Emma: I'm tired today, but no time to sleep now
hope you feel more better now
Danniboy: Not until I come over
Emma: That will be soon
Danniboy: Haha when will I rest my head on your lap
Emma: Can't say an exact date. Depends on how quickly you will get a visa
Danniboy: Once I get it the rest is not a problem
Emma: I know. but I don't know how long that takes, I hope it's quick
Danniboy: I will make sure I get it fast and keep you update
Emma: Good
Danniboy: Alright...
Emma: you have a passport already?
Danniboy: No but to get that fast I will five them additional money so I will get it quick
Mom knows who will help with that
Cookie wife is busy work well
Emma: I am. Sorry
And I want to go home early so I can sleep
Danniboy: No am not angry
I will tell mom about the passport who will get it ready and fast
For me
Emma: Ok, hope they will
Danniboy: Yes they will
Emma: what are you doing?
Danniboy: Bb
Emma: ☺ not an answer... but you're busy as well. We'll talk later
Danniboy: Mom just arrive
Emma: Say hi to her
We'll talk later
THU 11:04 PM
Danniboy: I will ask her take care
Hello

Friday morning
Emma: Hi
Where were you, i was waiting for you yesterday
Danniboy: I know am sorry went to watch football, how how are you
Chat later
Emma: I'm ok, missed you. hope you enjoyed
FRI 3:52 PM
Danniboy: Of course they won the match 3 goals to nothing
Are you there
Emma: yes, I'm here
how are you?
FRI 5:56 PM
Danniboy: Sorry bb
Emma: you keep disappearing
before I have the chance to answer
FRI 7:46 PM
Danniboy: I SWEAR I DONT KNOW, I JUST FALL ASLEEP SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FEEL.YOU KNOW I DONT SLEEP AT NIGHT MOSTLY IS OVER TIREDNESS. Are you still angry with me. Am not disappearing. Yes I saw you online, and I chat you that's what u know am sorry once again....
You're still angry
FRI 9:22 PM
Emma: HELLO
No, not angry, just saying that I miss you ok
relax. I know you work hard and don't sleep much
Danniboy: Hi
Bb
Emma: how are you?
Danniboy: Not good ,hop you good
Anyway I will be fyn
Emma: What's wrong?
Danniboy: Am strong
How's work
And where are you going tomorrow
Emma: Just home tomorrow, nothing planned
Work was fine, but I'm glad it's weekend now
tell me what's wrong with you
Danniboy: Am just not too strong. I don't just knwn why ,the way I just fell asleep when wm about to chat you.
Emma: maybe I'm boring you 😉
Danniboy: No not you
Weakness inside me. Stress
Emma: because of no training?
Danniboy: That one is allowed. I still in very feel free.like am doing things on my own
Emma: what do you mean?
Danniboy: Like messi
Superstar
OK when I start playing I feel free. And focus
Emma: I see
Danniboy: Yeah,all this strength I should be using them on football. Not for anything else
Emma: Yes, I know
did you send to lina yet?
Danniboy: No body was around to take me the pic and I can't give anyone else to do that you know what I mean tomorrow morning my brother will take me and I will send it immediately. I don't want people to know may way all about. Enemy is everywhere.
Full of bad thought
Emma: I understand
Nice of your brother that he helps you
Danniboy: Good my brother will take me tomorrow OK
Why won't he he also want to enjoy when am away
Emma: he wants to enjoy when you're away? How?
Danniboy: Means if I travel ,I will also help him is my brother
Emma: Oh, now I understand
Danniboy: He will go to college... And he's good in repairing electronics.science student. He can repair phones, TV, DVD player.. And so but he needs to learn more
Emma: does he also want to come to england?
Danniboy: Yes he will...
He's like my father.
That's how my father do many things
Emma: Ok, you never told me. Does he want to live with us also or on his own? If he does we need an even bigger home
Danniboy: As you wish my lady.he will surely live with us.
Emma: I love a big family
Danniboy: Wow me too
<daniboy set the emoji to 😍.>
Emma: you look a bit more happier now
Danniboy: Yes of course
Emma: good
Danniboy: What are you doing.
Or about to do
Emma: talking to you now
Danniboy: OK you taking your bath
Emma: will before bed
Danniboy: Like am there, and let's play
Emma: Wish you were
Danniboy: I will
You watching movie right
Emma: just some videos on youtube
Danniboy: I know you're OK love
Emma: what are you doing?
Danniboy: Lying and chatting y
Emma: wish I could join you now
Danniboy: Nobi should be the one to join you.
Emma: Doesn't matter, as long as we're together
fell asleep again?
later
Danniboy: Goodnight, sleep well
I can't help myself am sorry
Are you there
Emma: I'm here
no problem. sleep when you're tired. you need it
Danniboy: But chatting you
Are you still awake
Emma: no, I'm typing while sleeping
Danniboy: Lol pls you too should ok
Emma: I know. I will
Danniboy: Thank you
Emma: Good night
Danniboy: good night
Sleep well

SAT 11:18 AM
Danniboy: Good morning my sleeping angle
SAT 9:52 PM
Danniboy: HAHA WHERE HQVE YOU BEEN
[color=blackSAT 11:16 PM
[/color]Emma: Out of the house, forgot my phone. How was your day?

Sunday
Emma: Good morning dear
Danniboy: HI GOOD MORNING
How was your night
Hop you slept well
Have sent it to Lina
You will hear from her
Emma: 😘 my night was ok yours too?
When I see her I'll ask if she received it
Danniboy: OK
When are you leaving for church
Emma: Soon. I'll need to get ready now
How was your night?
Danniboy: Fyn thank you
Emma: Glad to hear you're sleeping more better now
Danniboy: Yes bb
And just waiting for good news from you
Emma: I know I'll see her this morning and will ask her if she received it
Danniboy: OK
What are you doing now
Emma: Talking to you. I need to get ready now, but I missed you
Danniboy: Me too
Emma: Too much
What are you doing today?
Danniboy: Oh bb nothing much..but I might go out in the evening
Emma: Where are you going?
Danniboy: Moms place
Emma: Give her my regards
I need to go now
Danniboy: Love you
3:05 PM
Emma: love you too
Danniboy: Hi
Are you back
Emma: I was but going again.well talk in the evening when I'm home
Danniboy: OK where are you going
Church
Ok
OK

7:31 PM
Emma: Lina told me this morning she'd check her email today and let you know
9:24 PM
Danniboy: Ok
How are you
Emma: I'm ok. you too?
Danniboy: Good
Still at mom place soon I will start going
Emma: When will you be home?
Danniboy: Befr 11
Emma: I think I'll be awake by then. We'll talk when you're home. Say hi to mom from me
Danniboy: OK
Where did you go after church
Emma: My neighbor. She needed some help
Danniboy: OK
Emma: where have you been today?
Danniboy: What working I hope she might seen it but nothing sup
Emma: what do you mean?
Danniboy: Anyway today is Sunday, that's why
Emma: I really don't understand what you said.
Danniboy: When I get home
Emma: ok
Danniboy: In 3min
Now
Almost
Getting home
Almost dearest
Emma: you're early
A little later
Danniboy: Yes bb here I am
Gi
Hi
Oh bb you slept
Oh demn
Babe
Anyway
You have to open that eyes cos cookie is here
Non on no
Just open
Emma: I'm awake
Lol
How long have you slept
Emma: Not yet
I just didn't hear the notification
Danniboy: OK, the volume is low I think
Emma: yes
Danniboy: Then whenever something like this take place you have to keep it high
Emma: You're right
Danniboy: How's church today
Emma: church was good
how is mom?
Danniboy: Shes good.Tell me something new
How's your pastor how's he doing
Emma: he is ok. What new thing do you need to tell me?
Danniboy: No is just like am there

Sunday, right after midnight the lad send me this nice tropy

Lina's response today from 14:30

Quote:

Dear mister Shogun Daniboy,

Thank you for sending me your picture. I will make sure reverend Greenham receives it. He is the one to confirm the finalization of your membership. Please, before it is official, let me be the first one to welcome u as a new brother to our congregation.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:52 am

Monday 4:12 AM Cookie to Lina

Quote:

Oh,thank you.....

Monday 4:50 PM Lina to Cookie

Quote:

Dear Broter Shogun Danniboy,

Reverend Greenham has seen your form and application picture and confirmed that your membership is now finalized. He asks you to confirm if the information that sister Emma told him is correct and that you are planning to get married to her when you arrive in England. It is such a blessed union and we would love to see sister Emma happy with a new family. It is a blessing from above.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft.

MON 9:31 PM
Cookie: Whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Emma: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEre
Cookie: BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cookiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee
how are you?
Cookie: Am fine
Where have you been
Baby
Emma: Had some drinks after work
what have you been doing today?
Cookie: Nothing
Emma: Just sleeping all day? 😉
Cookie: Nop with mom
Emma: good. Hope she's fine
Cookie: Yes
Did you go alone after work to have some drink
Emma: no, with a coworker
Cookie: OK good
What have you eating to night
Emma: Something with rice, don't know what it's called. difficult asian name
Cookie: You should have ask
And they we tell you
Like
Emma: The name was on the menu but I forgot it
Cookie: OK I understand.
Wow, yes that reminds me
Emma: of what?
Cookie: I got Lina mail. Congratulating of becoming a member befr she will show it to pastor
Emma: Oh, that's nice
Cookie: I will get the rest of it to night...to know what's next at last you draw me into your church.. No wahala......
Emma: get what rest tonight?
Cookie: To know what the pastor will say cause she have to show him
Emma: I see. Didn't you get a response yet?
Cookie: I get it tonight midnight browsing
You know
Emma: Oh, I see.. Before you didn't have only midnight browsing, so I forgot
Cookie: That's it the one for day is exhausted
ok
What are you doing
Emma: talking to you
Cookie: OK no worries then.just looking at your face
What's next from your choice
About me coming over
Emma: what do you mean?
Cookie: Am waiting dear,OK let me see what came out today
Emma: but you said my choice? What are my options?
Cookie: I just went to suggest the next movement of me now that have done all ehwt they requested fr
That's why I have to check tonight if there's any message
Emma: Yes of course. They're the one to send it, so it's important to see what they send you
Cookie: OK I give you reply or send it to you so you see it
Thank you
but you can just tell me here, I trust you
Cookie: OK if you like it ....no p
Emma: Whatever you wish cookie, you can send me but you don't need to
I trust you
Cookie: Oh baby that's me fr you that's how I do my things I will get you inform so you too will be ready
Emma: OK
Cookie: Don't worry I will send all what I did to come over there to you .....
Emma: send what?
Cookie: When I get my passport visa..that's trust
And believe
Emma: Oh, that. Thanks
Cookie: Am about to eat rice now
Emma: same as me
Enjoy
Cookie: I don't see anything like enjoy .we have to ,together
yes we will
Now I eat alone and is not enjoy..
Ment
You know
Emma: I know what you mean. It's nicer together, but you can enjoy anyway
Cookie: Nooooooo
where are is that good night
Emma: huh, what's the panic?
Cookie: You just left
Emma: Low battery, I needed my charger
Cookie: OK I chat you while charging
Emma: sure, no p
Cookie: No p
Just feel like we are together
Emma: but we are, just not physically
Cookie: Yeah...can't wait fr physical
Anyway
Emma: me either
Cookie: Me too
But It will happen fr real
Are you sleeping
Emma: No I'm not, maybe your connection isn't fast, because I have to wait long for your messages to arrive
Cookie: OK
When they saw us people I think they will think am from UK as well
They won't believe am from Nigeria
Emma: of course, why wouldn't they believe it?
Cookie: Until I they know am from Africa
But without me saying nothing they won't
Emma: Of course not, they'll just be jealous of me for having you 😉
Cookie: Really
What name will I use
Mostly on my Jersey
Emma: Cookie 😍
Cookie: You like it
Emma: YES
Cookie: OK no p we talk more on that .will they allow it .won't it affect me corcerning my visa and what ever.....you know what I mean
Emma: I don't know. We'll just have them make 2 jerseys. One with the name they prefer and one with cookie for you to wear at home
Cookie: OK that's good cos am sure they will follow my files I will make use of Dan and cookie at home
so which name on the playing jersey?
Dan
Daniel
Emma: Oh, I see now
Cookie: Which one
Do you
Emma: Daniel
Cookie: Are you sure of this
Emma: you're not?
Cookie: I am but lady first
Emma: I like it
I'm going to bed. It's late
Cookie: OK love

Tuesday 0:14 AM Cookie to Lina

Quote:

Yes,all what she told him was correct that we are planning to get married as soon as I arrive in England..

17:46 Lina to Cookie

Quote:

Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for confirming this. In this case it is important to start the preparations for your wedding right now so reverend Greenham asks you to please fill out this questionnaire and send it back as soon as possible. If you prefer to send it to reverend Greenham personally, his email address is <email> However mostly I handle all his communications, so he can focus on his own tasks.
The questionnaire is for pastoral guiding purposes in preparation for your union. As you may understand it is important to start a marriage with a solid foundation, that is our Lord and Savior, but also an understanding of each other. This way rev. Greenham can make inventory of the topics you'll need some guidance as newlywed couple.
Sister Emma has received her form this morning and she confirmed to bring it to me by the end of the day.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Tuesday evening
Cookie: I went out just back home now, where I work they sent me an errand.. Hip you're good dear
Emma: Oh, yes, you mentioned that yesterday. I'm fine. how are you?
Cookie: Good
How's your day
Emma: It was ok, missed you
did you hear from Lina?
Cookie: Yesterday yes,they were askng me if is true. Am going to marry you and they will be happy for having a new family
Emma: oh, that's sweet
Cookie: What are you doing
Emma: nothing
Cookie: OK wm watching football juventus vs atletico Madrid
Emma: Did you bet on it?
Cookie: No jeventus 3 goals
Emma: ok
Cookie: I will be a legend play in different clubs
Emma: yes you will, but chelsea first
Cookie: Haha OK you want me to play for Chelsea so your friend will know am a good product
Emma: It's your favorite of course I want you to play there
Cookie: OK now on my way home chat you when I get home
Emma: ok
Cookie: Hi
Bb
Bb
Emma: oh hi youre quick
Cookie: Yes I am ,
Emma: tell me about the job of today
Cookie: Bb since morning I just came back in the evennig I went to get the material the will use
Emma: where did you have to go?
Cookie: To get it of course...but I want you to be fast
Emma: haha, I know what you had to do you told me
Cookie: Like, I don't get
get materials
Emma: that's what you told me
Cookie: Yes materials numbering....
That will be sow with the bag...I show you the other night...
Emma: I know. I asked you where you needed to go, not what you were doing. but nevermind
Cookie: If I should call the place you can't know it .chai...am tired...I ate nothing since morning only drank soft drinks only two bottles of 7up and teem
Emma: sorry, I'll let you eat
I can look on the map for places
but nevermind
Cookie: Am ok
I went to ilupeju oshodi..check map Nigeria map
Emma: I see it
close to lagos
Cookie: Yes
Emma: I'll let you eat now. you have to stay stron
Cookie: But I don't go out, not until they let me go
HV eaten all ready
Emma: when?
you just told me you haven't
Cookie: I mean then.
Not now
Emma: ok
Cookie: Whw can I do then to give you this
<kissyface emoji>
Emma: I want real kisses

Wednesday 3:04 AM
Cookie: Soon
7:18 AM
Cookie: Good morning love, I receive from Lina so fast ..marriage is not what I can just jumb into like that so powerful. Yes I will marry you but we need to plan it not here I am and fill the form for it first I have no property. Every thing in this life is plan is like they are rushing me,I don't like it ......when we meet together we sit and talk well reason well not here I am never fill the form I have to be their first in my own convinence .we don't wed here and go to the wife house means your home .is not good I was even thinking why they ask is for me to get there,they make it scared me mine is I need to be their I start my career we get money buy a house wed in to it ....we need to change environment not to wed where you're so known..... I will e-mail back,and explain but first I need to get you you inform. Have done all what they ask me to.now am waiting so long.marriage is not what we run into.....
They ehiukd try and get me their first befr any pre paretion for marriage.
I told you this befr when we meet you've forgotting I said I don't like a crowded marriage, all am thinking is to get their as soon as I become a member that's what I know
Am waiting for her cos I will explain to her
This is wasting my time,how long now ....from membership into marriage they shouldn't be rushing me.I don't know anywhere over there but you will put me through. Fine the church i i have to attend well let me say is my new church. But now they're wasting my time again.
If I may say our wedding is non of their business.. I will rather prefer court wedding I need
Where are you
See am not happy this not what we discuss
I became a member get me money to come that's all ...why all to this
Why are you in a ace...pls never fill your form now you should let her know I stop you.I have reasons.
Emma: I filled mine already. And it's not to rush into marriage, but just to have done the necessary preparations so that when it's the time we can
doesn't mean we need to have a crowded wedding, I don't care about that
I thought you wanted to marry me, now it's like you don't
Cookie: OK I loved the way you talk
No p but the expenses of scanning and printing those form is too much here.
Emma: Oh, I didn't know that
Maybe you can write it out, the questions and your answers. Shall I ask?
Cookie: Cant i fill the neccesary one in my phone is it possible,You know I don't have money how would I fill that
Emma: fill it in your phone? how?
Cookie: From the PDF I think.anyway ask
Is been long I jot down... Hop you're not angry....
Emma: No, of course not, I understand you
I've sent her an email, you can see it as well, sent it to you too
Cookie: You have everything in your office that's why you done with yours
Let me check
But will they allow
Emma: I don't know, we'll wait and hear
Cookie: OK
How are you
Are you happy
With me
Emma: you told me you didn't want to get married so I'm sad
Cookie: Haha.I did not say that I was just trying to let you know so don't be I will thinking we have to be gether and. Plan but now you explain to me better am OK. And what process are we going through again after this
Is taking long bb
I need to know that you're happy
Now
Am sorry bb
Emma: I know it's taking long, procedures always take long 😞
ok, I'm not too sad anymore, just don't be angry like that for things I don't know ok?
Cookie: Is like am the one kicking ball yesterday
Emma: how?
Cookie: I dreamt that ball went over I pick it and throw in to my player
Just short that's all
Emma: That's a nice dream
Cookie: Wow........do you know what I think after getting the form
Just like exam
Emma: 😂 Not an exam cookie, you worry too much
Cookie: Lol,why I worried I don't like stress.
Emma: I know you don't, we'll just wait what lina says
Cookie: Ok
If she says yes OK ,but there's a place where they ask me to draw what I want to become in future, that what I like in my career
Am very good in drawing befr not now
Lol I wonder what I will draw
Emma: I can't draw at all and it's not about being a good drawer
it's not an application for art school 😁
Cookie: Lol shining whitening teeth wow that's reminds me I can never forget it what u told me although is joke u say lol
U can see I have last memories, I keep secret..
Emma: I know, you remember well
Cookie: What are you doing now
<Cookie changed the chat colors.>
Emma: I'm at the office working.
Cookie: Oo
Emma: Green? that hurts my eyes
Cookie: K
<Cookie changed the chat colors.>
My eyes carries all colour.
Emma: On a phone is ok, try the big screen at the office and it's not
Cookie: I have both long sight and short sight
Emma: This is more better. Thank you
Cookie: Ok
Emma: you need good eyes to see the balls
Cookie: Yes dust mostly here dirty in my eyes
Emma: That'll be more better here
Cookie: Ok
You working right.... Should I give you sometime
Emma: what are you doing today? No work?
Cookie: Yes bb even if there's am not going I relaxing.
Emma: I like that, whish I could
Cookie: You don't need to get worried soon bb
Emma: I know. When you play for a club, I can work less and look at your matches
Cookie: OK DEAR
Emma: I need to get some work done. We'll chat later
Cookie: Love you
Emma: love you too cookie

During this chat Emma sent to Lina and Cookie:

Quote:

Hi Lina,

Daniboy told me it's difficult for him to print the forms and scan them, because it's too expensive. Is it possible for him to write them out on paper and fill it or fill it on his phone? Please let me know.

Emma

And Lina replied to both:

Quote:

Hi Emma,

Of course it is no problem. As you know we do need handwritten forms, but it doesn't make a difference if they are printed or completely written out. Please tell him he should write all the questions of the form in either blue or black ink and write his answers in read so it's easily distinguishable for reverend Greenham. It's not necessary to scan them. A clear and sharp picture will also be sufficient.

Blessed be your soul,
Lina Hollycraft

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:40 pm

Wednesday morning
Emma <forwarded the email from Lina>
Emma: From Lina
Danni: BLEESED ALSO BE YOUR SOUL,
SHOGUN DANNIBOY COOKIE
FROM COOKIE..............
Emma: want me to send that to her?
cookie?
Danni: No is fr you dearest. I love to write
Emma: 😁 love it when you do
In the evening
Danni: Hello
Are you there
hi
Hi
Emmahi
Danni: How's work
Emma: don't know, I'm not there 😉
Danni: OK
Emma: how was your day?
Danni: No day
Emma: ???
Danni: Yes o
Emma: I don't understand you
Danni: You can't understand
Emma: then explain please
Danni: Still the same word.you are late .
so no day and yes o means that I am late?
Don't worry I teach you....when am there
Emma: that might be better
Danni: I slept a lot now am just weak
Emma: no training today?
Danni: Which training
Emma: are there more than just ballkicking?
Danni: When did I tell you I stop training.
Emma: a while ago, but since you didn't work today I hoped for you you could go today
Danni: Or don't you read my chat complaining on that..all this while you just think I will just go and kick ball like that.. If is you can you put a player that stop coming to training,then suddenly arrive one day.you put him to play never is not done anywhere OK..
Emma: clam donw ok
I meant no harm, you always take my words the wrong way
Danni: How did I take you wrong, you talk about training, don't twist it.
Emma: can't you just be training with friends? unofficial
that's what I mean
Danni: Not here no street football only on Sundays at the field but I don't have time
Emma: ok
I'm going to bed. It's late
goodnight love
Danni: OK bye
Good night

[color=black]Thursday
Emma: Hi
how is your day?
Danni: Where are you
Emma: work
Danni: Bb writing out all those is not kind of easy,since is pre marital questionnaire there must be no mistake.. Like I will print it out..
Emma: If you wish.
Danni: Is too much my back I can't continue.
Emma: what's wrong with your back?
Danni: Am written of course
Sitting long
No body to do that
For me don't worry am ok
Strong
Emma: You don't have to do it all at once, take a break, walk around a bit 😉
Danni: Now I need printing machine send them now
Emma: Thought you were writing them already
Danni: I stop,it will waste my time I have work to do
The called now fr work but I lied cos of this now.
Annoying
Emma: ok
Danni: What's OK
Emma: That you stop because you have work to do
Danni: What colour of pen did you use.
Emma: red
Danni: OK and you scan
And send
Emma: No, I filled it and brought it there
Danni: Scanning will take a lot of money from me
That's the prob
Emma: know, you said that, but Lina said you could also make pictures of the pages, as long as they are clear.
Danni: OK no prob my phone can do that
When I come I have a lot to discuss with concern ing this form not now till then
Emma: Oh, are you worried about some topics?
Danni: Yes I will ask you but the 2nd page I won't fill some
Emma: I don't remember what's all on the second page.
Danni: What's the problem?
22:14
Danni: Hi
Emma: Hi, where have you been?
Danni: Am not going to fill all only the one I know is for me
Oh sorry have been home just came online
Emma: I think it was intended to be filled completely. At least I did
Danni: I never married or have kids
Emma: then you should write that
Danni: Is all there they are asking me yours is different from mine,just like my parent experience and background.
Go check it
And see
Emma: I think they send the same to everyone
Danni: All what is written there has nothing to do with me,non of this is mine or do you want me to lie
Emma: No of course not
Danni: Then that's an issue now
Emma: I don't really see the issue, I had no problem answering all the questions
Danni: What are you talking you married before and divorce yes you're why will you see it as an issue.when
Emma: if the form asks "have you been married' you can just write "no".
perfectly legitimate answer I'd think
Yours is it different
Emma: Well a question like that requires either a yes or a no... it would be more difficult if there were even more options, but there are only 2. You either have been married or you haven't. I was so I wrote yes, you haven't so you write no. Unless you have been married, but forgot to inform me about it, then you'd better write yes
see, not that difficult
Danni: Oh god is that what I ask u
Emma: you're talking about difficult questions about being married before or not
Danni: Me married who told you that
Emma: nobody
It was an example on how to answer the question
Danni: You think if am married befr you think I will have your time
Emma: but you seen to have a problem with a simple yes or no question so I thought you needed some examples
Danni: I don't have problem ok in fact no need to tell you anything again I just wrote what I needed to cos you're annoying today
Emma: Ok, thank you
Danni: Who are you thinking
Emma: you, for saying such nice words to me
Danni: Am a small boy I don't know anything. So don't rush
You're in a ace why.....here in Nigeria who rush regret,why cause is something you relax and think.I will look fr a way to pay my debt back and resume training.
Getting too long
Hope is everywhere thinking after the membership every thing will get better but not
Emma: I don't see anything getting worse. We're working towards being together and getting married
Danni: it's like you don't even want that anymore
You are the cause of it .seeing is believing ...recently I reject money from a lady just because if you she's will to see me but I never agree with her she left sad.I don't care bb alot if ladies like you in Nigeria that they can Bring who they love without wasting time, i can't blame you try a lot that's why am still with you just that am angry
The way am seeing things
Don't freak me with money when I can work ...you're the delay.
Emma: ok
Danni: Is you money that's why.
Emma: I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
Good night
Danni: If you told him the right thing am sure I would be there by now if I may say
Good night

Emma: Sure you may say. You can contact them yourself and arrange things if you know so well
Danni: Wow,what you're trying to say now am a fool right OK no p I know you change someday
Emma: No, I am not saying that
You're just acting like I'm stupid, so I was hoping that you could try to arrange things yourself
Might be more better since you know how
Danni: You
Don't worry, you make me Cry
Emma: How am I doing that? You are the one being mean
Danni: YOU VE STARTED AGAIN
Emma: STARTED WHAT EXACTLY
Danni: Huh, what's mean..I hate whenever you mention that. OK Bible says respect your man.cos I don't have money yet,cos if I have you won't be talking like that to me ja don 1 maybe you don't know, better know now
Emma: If you are mean I say you're mean. don't you know to treat a lady with respect? has nothing to do with money.
Danni: Mean,mean,you never look for a way to calm some one down you keep saying that work don't let me hear it again look for other word to use
Emma: what should I say? That you are being a bully or annoying? Give me some options here
Danni: You will know when you meet me then you tell
You just go angry, how can you pass my test
Emma: I'm not angry I just don't like it when you're being mean and then blame me for it
Danni: Me blaming you,cause you can't accept challenge. Am looking for some thing from you.I see
You're are been soft cos am not there, what if am there with you
Emma: Well you never gave me a code of conduct so when you act mean I get pissed off. Deal with it or be nice if you don't like me pissed off
Danni: My code can't work for you.I make one go crazy so I don't want it to happen to you....do you think relationship with no misunderstanding last no why cos all what they do is pretend and fake love ...look into your first marriage and prove me wrong
First season may be good after that things change. You keep wandering
Is this the man you married for long
Emma: What's your code?
Danni: You don't need that,am I rude to you
Emma: you're confusing me
Danni: In what way talk now
Emma: Are you angry, playing me or testing me?
Danni: You said that am confusing you and I said how
Am looking for a way to go print that my money is not enough.... So tell me
Emma: changing the topic..... ok then
Lina said you could write it completely
Danni: I can't why it waste most of my time.
I get fed up with some thing like that
That takes time
Emma: ok
then what's your plan?
Danni: Why don't you send me the paper's
I will look for how to...
Oh am a stupid boy right you say in your mind
Emma: not saying that
just asking
Danni: No you might be looking at me as a fool'
Emma sent the pre marital questionnaire
you wanted me to send you them, I needed to find it first
Danni: Saying nonsense
Wait
Wait
Are you there
Emma: yes, waiting
Danni: I just discovered something from you.
Emma: ooh, tell me
Danni: I don't want to stress you or make you feel bad OK .I have the paper's with me. I go to my mail and save it.you just so worried about me I don't want you to. You're good to me even if you don't send me money. I felt the way you feel.good heart even my stubborn ness I told you but am not you need to know when something pains me but you don't only when you know is when am with you
Good heart
I have two days to go on that Pappers yes that reminds me
Emma: did she say when to send it back to her?
Danni: No I don't want to delay you.but some of those questions in the form have not done have them like the doctor report
Going to hospital
I don't
Emma: then you should just write taht
Danni: OK that's why I see my self kind of different. Mostly you do go to hospital I take pile a lot so that work faster than drugs
How do you feel now
But let me ask you some thing
Emma: what pile?
Danni: Is this the end of all
After the paper's
You don't know pile do you
Emma: no I don't know
Danni: Tribal medicine.mom do sell them work perfectly
I don't take drugs
Emma: I didn't know it, but if it works well that's most important
Danni: Cos is more better than drugs
Anyway, is this the last of all
Emma: I think so
Danni: I get fed up of continuous things
Am that makes me get angry
Ok if you said so
Latest I must finish all tomorrow.
Emma: But why get angry with me? It's out of my control
Danni: And I had to fill it also
You don't understand
I said if I get fed up with something makes me get angry
Emma: ok
Danni: I will blend you.
Emma: sounds exciting
Danni: But when together... I like my lady been sexy to all the time.
You will wear things attractive to me.that will makes me so proud of you
Emma: Only for you cookie
Danni: Yes,
But don't post it on face book you can send only to me
Emma: I'll wear it only for you. I don't want others to see me that way
Danni: Yes mostly in the house
I will buy you some and bring it along with me
Emma: Oh, nice, can you show me some pictures as examples?
Danni: Ok
<pictures of half nude girls>
You can send to my drive not fb OK I think that's more private (he's actually expecting emma to send almost nude pictures to the shared folder in her google drive Laughing

)
Emma: I didn't ask to see half nude girls. I wanted you to go to a store and hold the things you want to bring for me and send me pictures of it.
But I get the point. I need a big butt 😉
Danni: OK. Win its time
When its time
Emma: When is that?
Danni: I will brought you mine. You should know what I like in you am hot
Emma: yes you are 😉
In the evening
Danni: Hi
Emma: hi
how are you?
Danni: Emma. I can't fill that form again
Emma: You have said that how many times now? 6?
You only need to fill it once, not again
Danni: See am serious about thats not how we do it,you never see me even your pastor how's that possible... All what I know there is becoming a member now what marriage is not the first thing to ..that's not how things are done
Tell Lina so cos am not filling anything
Emma: So you don't want to come to england?
It's not like that form is a legal binding document or anything, but I think it's best to cooperate as they're also going lengths to help us
Danni: About marriage is not there problem.. You told them.this is illegal. Without my present. If that's the only way I can't fill it.it doesn't make any sense ......I don't see that as help
You up to something like I told you.
No I can't
Emma: Filling a form is illegal? 😂
Danni: Am not supported to it ....I can't period
If you can't find other way I can't
Emma: Ok. tell her and see what she says
Danni: Me am not when they expect and see nothing they will ask you.
Emma: I'm not your secretary
Danni: Whatever,You're wasting your time
Oyo
Emma: you could've told me that sooner, then maybe I would've met another man by now instead of waiting for you if it's all a waste of time
and what does oyo mean?
Danni: Ask me again..your wish.you can't force me into marriage OK
Emma: I never forced you to marry me, you were the one that came with that idea
Danni: I don't have time go and seek for your man you will see
That's what you mean go
Emma: FUCK YOU!
Danni: You think am after your money, am after my career
And you wish plan on me I said befr any thing take place I having to be there...am not the one wasting your time
Ok
<Danni set the emoji to 👍.>
<Danni> changed the chat colors.(to boring blue again)>
Later
Danni: YOU ALWAYS MIS UNDERSTOOD BEFR YOU REACT
I HAVE TO KEEP MY SELF UPDATE AGAIN SINCE YOU DONT WANT ME ANYMORE
Emma: <thumbsup>
Danni: <thumbsup>

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:41 pm

Friday evening
Danni: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
No matter how its takes you can see anyone like me am different and special that's why people love me .now you're missing
Now is left to you.Oyo.
I told you what I don't take it or leave it
Here I rest my case if you need me you know to do
Emma: do I
<thumbsup>
Danni: Ask again
Ask me again
You believe I can't get to other country a part from England
Emma: what should I ask you? If you're a mindreader? looks like you try
Danni: Oh.you're not the only hope you know
Emma: Are you done now?
Danni: What's it
You have say it
Speechless
See you better don't look down on me..
Emma: I'm not, that's your job
Danni: What ever
Finally.
A lot of ways
Emma: ways for what?
Danni: BUT YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME
Think I can't make it without you.
Who thought you that
Emma: I don't and nobody
Danni: Tell me why did yousay that word fuck me
Emma: because you were mean again
Danni: Do you want to hear am not filling anything.. That's all.
I tour the paper's. Finish
Emma: No I didn't want to hear that, but you did anyway
Danni: Nothing like mean I told you what I want, then case close
Emma: yes, you don't want to fill the papers
you said that
and then you said I'm on my own.
MEAN
Danni: OK good, you runway then say fuck me.....
You relax a lot which Nigerians don't do. After member I support to get the money.and get all done ...
Emma: You sent me away by saying I'm on my own
You think that makes me happy?
Danni: You're the one pushin me away... But now they will know I not filling anything
Emma: I'm not doing anything. You're being angry because of a little bit of writing and you cure it out on me
Danni: OK,no p just forget about the written am not tell you to .
Don't bother to wait fr me to write cos I wont

Saturday, spread out over the whole day
Emma: OK
Danni: GOOD
Emma: Hope you have a nice day
Danni: Yes AMD YOU
Yes and you
Emma: It's fine
In the evening:
Danni: OK
Emma: Yes
Danni: Let me ask you again
Emma: ok
Danni: And you give me answer..
Emma: maybe if you ask nicely
Danni: Are you in or out....
Let me know now
Emma: depends on you cookie, you were the one saying I'm on my own, meaning you've sent me away
Danni: You prove to be stubborn. Like you're untop of the world...this life you can't see a guy begging to ladies,....hop you get me.and after from that if there's no way for it just let me know for me I don't waste time.....
Emma: Tell me what you mean to say please
Danni: Are you asking me
Emma: I don't understand what you're saying ok?
you ask me if I'm in or out, and I told you but you don't give me an anser
Danni: Oh,I see your reaction is poor and low .I ask you.yes or no is the answer
Emma: You were the one sending me away, what do you exactly expect from me now?
Danni: Ok,you say your mind no p.
You make your choice
Emma: You broke up with me, you sent me away. Now you ask me if I'm in or out? You were the one that kicked me out, so it wasn't really my choice
Danni: Ok
Why did that happen
Emma: because you didn't want to answer a few simple questions
Danni: Shhhhhhhh
Impossible
Emma: yes, kinda
Danni: Plan work we don't do that .if that's the only way never
Emma: I know, you broke up with me so there's no need for you to answer any questions anymore
Danni: Now you fail.
Yes
Wow
Don't look down on any one
Emma: I can't fail because you've sent me away already. I've lost. you win. please be happy
Danni: Surprise, surprise
Not mine but yours not good for me .....plan work even if am with befr we get married is after and,after for that form no way.....
Now I have to stand and re elect
You know me well and what I can do.if its happen this way.you can't camp me with marriage and keep me shut of words I know your plan over me and why do you have to do this after all this years your fault thwtsvnot the only way.......in this life there are many.your choice any way..
Emma: meaning?
Danni: You believe is the only way at first why do you go
I believe what is the only way and why do I go where?
Some one you never see and you are sending a wedding form for him to fill is nonsense
Don't you even think.
Well is your plan and I know
Emma: We know each other for long now, so I don't think it's nonsense. It was not my idea, but reverend Greenham's
but as I told you it's pointless even discussing this since YOU BROKE UP WITH ME
Danni: That's not right
Na you sabi
Emma: dara
Danni: If there's other way,apart from the fucking form we can be together but if there's not bb no way ....
Emma: YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!
NO NEED TO FILL ANY FUCKING FORM!!!
Danni: Good
Emma: Bye
Danni: You want me to purstrate and start begging. For what.
Emma: No I don't want that
Danni: Then what.and first you can't control...
Emma: can't control what?
Danni: Until you finally lose what you have befr you know how important it was that's what killing most of the ladies.... But they don't know while some are willing to handle with care while some are mid using it
Wait do you want to control befr
You can't control me
Emma: I know and I don't even want to
Danni: Finish your word, you do even want to do what
Emma: control you
Danni: I hate what you planning on me.why are you doing.what I know is when you see physical you can now discuss on next issue .you're making get angry.
What do you think I'm planning on you? YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!!! I have no plans at all anymore
Danni: I tear the form and burn it that's not on my mind..... You better keep quite, anyway am going but you keep saying it no need
Emma: No need? Is it not true?
Danni: What's not true you believe I can't travel without you right
Emma: No
Danni: Then what's not true
Emma: Is it not true that you broke up with me
That was the question.
Danni: I didn't broke up with you, just that you misunderstood me and if you still want me not with that form already have burnt it
Emma: you didn't?
why didn't you tell me?
I was so sad all night and day
Danni: Now you know the solution my people says that's not the first step for me .that you didn't see me and you church send me form for marriage why this is bullshit.just they send it or they leave it you look for other ways.
Emma: Now that's just funny Cookie
you don't want it the way I can send it to you so I need to find another way...
Danni: At first why did you go to your church if I know I won't allow you to
Emma: I asked you and you agreed
Danni: Dont know it will be lik this,Like you look for other ways. Who will send on time....and I take my leave....
Emma: You know I have looked for many ways for a long time.
Danni: No you only look for who will help sort out the money how can you get another charity
And if they can't send and you look for other ways to send me that money I swear I won't step my legs in that church nothing they will say.
Emma: because I can't just trust anybody. what if they keep the money without sending it? With the church I am certain they won't do that
Danni: This person you want to meet you make sure the lawyer is aware in case of that.you sue him.
There are still good people
Emma: I know. You're one 😉
Danni: You
Just look for another don't worry u see
If they can't send me
Emma: The church has the money already. Nothing I can do about that
Danni: Huh, how when
Emma: When you agreed and rev. Greenham agreed I already had my lawyer send the money to them
Danni: And I still don't care if they can't send it.then there's no way,if they need me to fill that form thats not the next thing
Emma: I care if they can't send it. That means I lose more money because of you
Danni: ,you known For me, even befr we can marry I will make sure I have the money to buy a house ,for now is shit
Not my fault your church is not done anyway what kind of church is that.
Emma: not done with what?
And I have enough to buy a house, no worries about that
Danni: Charlie,if they send me the money I will come... But if they can't nothing I can do
What I know I will surely work for my money.
Emma: who is charlie?
Danni: You
Is a name
Let's watch and see
I thought every thing will go well with you church but not
Emma: I'm Emma
Danni: If they can't they give you your money back and you look fr. Another
Emma: If only it was that easy
Danni: they will give you your money back no matter what
Emma: Sure and I'll be sued for fraud
Danni: If they can't send me
What if is send back to your lawyer befr sending to another is that possible
Emma: that account is blocked cookie, did you forget? they cant deposit in that one. so if they want to refund, they need to give it to me and then it'll look like I've been trying to get money out of a blocked account and I'll be sued for fraud and money laundering
Danni: Ok i understand,Then it you want,you can meet your pastor and discuss again with him.
Emma: I think it'll be more polite if you'd contact them
Danni: I see.what if they refuse what will you do.
Emma: I don't know
Danni: Look at you .what position are you in your church
Left to them anyway, if they wish
Them too makes mistake
Of asking that fr me to... They don't even n know me ,how am I lik .tall short whatever
Emma: They know what I've told them about you
Danni: That's not like reality
Emma: I know, and I told you, that what they're asking is not legally binding, but it's best you contact Lina and tell her, maybe she can explain more better
Danni: I CNT do that here
Emma: contact Lina?
Danni: Even if she insist nothing I can do
Emma: I know
Danni: Good
But if they really want to help you they will
Emma: Of course
Danni: You should be the one praying for that
Emma: And you too
Danni: I will text her I will let her know my mind
Emma: Ok. Be nice please
Danni: Nice how...
For what I want to tell her.like insult you mean
Emma: I mean just be nice to her
Danni: I know, I shouldn't be rude
yes. Sometimes when you're getting angry you can be, but try not to
Danni: No why am a nice,guy
Emma: I know you are
Danni: She won't be able to read that tomorrow. Cos of church
Danni: Just like am been false.but nobody can push me
Emma: I'm not saying that.
I believe she also reads messages on Sunday, but I'm not sure
Danni: So if not all this I would have been out of country by now.well let's see
Emma: I don't know. I'm just doing what I can and I can't influence everything
Danni: Ok

Sunday
2:29 AM Danni to Lina

Quote:

Sister, this is not how will do things here.first you haven't see me,the kind of person I am.that's not the next step for me just like that..I haven't leave where I am and you send me the pre marital form.my aim is to leave and after some times we married,is better for me to leave first befr this.

Danni: Good morning
Emma: Good morning.
how are you today?
Danni: Good, wasup
Emma: Not much. Just missing you

21:49 Lina to Danni

Quote:

Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you for your message. Please let me explain the purpose of this forms a little more better. Of course we do not expect you to get married to sister Emma as soon as you arrive in England. We care a lot for sister Emma and she has been through a lot. We promised to help her get you to England and we wish only the best for the both of you. As I understand from what sister Emma has told us you are a very nice and trustworthy man.
The form we sent you is just the preparation stage to work towards the day you will get married. Since sister Emma gave us a sizable amount of money to send to you, reverend Greenhamthought it would be wise to determine if you two are compatible and share the same opinion on different topics regarding marriage.
Personally I do not expect any problems will be encountered once you have submitted the form. In all the years I have worked as a secretary for reverend Greenhamit never occurred that there has been a couple that was advised not to get married. It has occurred in the past that there has been some minor differences that were resolved easily after a few pastoral counseling meetings, but if I were you I wouldn't worry too much about that right now. Conversations like that will be done in person, if they will be necessary at all.
Because of all the things sister Emma has been through in the past reverend Greenham has decided it will be best to continue with the financial support after you've shown your commitment to her by doing the basic step in the wedding preparations. Any future husband that is not willing to make this very small effort isn't worth to be called a husband at all and we want to prevent sister Emma to lose money to someone that's not serious.
As I said before. From what she told us I am convinced that you are committed to her, so this is just a small formality before we can proceed with forwarding the financial support on sister Emma's behalf.
I wish you a wonderful evening.

Blessed be your soul
Lina Hallycraft

In the evening
Danni: OK
Emma: hope you had a nice day. How is mom?
Danni: Fyn thank you
You were not online where did you go
Since morning
Emma: I was but you weren't
Danni: Did you goto church
Emma: yes I did
Danni: I sent her
The massage
Emma: Oh, good. I saw her this morning, but she told me she didn't check her messages yet
Danni: Yes is a complain anyway
Emma: I know
Danni: Now tell me what s your roll in the church, I can see yr scared to talk.
What's your roll
Emma: No roll, just a member and I help in sunday school with the children now and then
Danni: Good, that's what I want.. Why all this they're doing.any way I say my word to her....
Emma: Don't know why, guess they just want us to have a happy marriage
Danni: I know that's not the problem, non of their concern they can't push me to the wall.....
Emma: I know, you're a man of your own
Danni: I think your church will be more better and fast not knowing they will keep it delay non of their fault cos. I don't have my own money that's why they're joking with me
Emma: I don't think so
You're not the only one without money, the do a lot of charity work also for supporting the homeless here in the city
they have even less, so I don't think it's about that
Danni: Then they have something in return then
Emma: from the homeless?
Danni: they have nothing
Then if they do so in the city why me after becoming a member I think that's all.
Emma: I don't know. Maybe because you're not a charity case and they are
Danni: I will rather quit if they insist cos I don't want or like stress or problem
Emma: I know that cookie
I just want you here
Danni: Yes I know and I won't to but..only if they do it the way I want there will be no story
Emma: You said that before. I have no say in this. I only want you here and for me this is the only way of sending you travel money right now
Danni: I quit the form.
You
Know
Emma: Yes I know
Did I tell you that you have to do it? No
Danni: OK fine,I will come if no issue
You know what I see
Do you
Emma: I understand you cookie
Danni: They will call and explain every I said ....if you still want me to come any way
Emma: Yes of course I want that. I keep telling you that's all I want
Danni: Becos I refuses to fill form that's want I mean
They can't do anything at your back
You be surely be updateed
Emma: Of course
Danni: Alright like I told you am always ready
Emma: Me too
Danni: U😘
What are you doing
Emma: not much. talking to you, thinking about when you'll be here
Danni: Lol my dream girl
Emma: I have to dream if I have to wait for the real thing
Danni: What real thing
Emma: you being here of course
Danni: Just wait and let's see the respond from her
Emma: Yes, that's best
Danni: Am sure I will get it tomorrow
Emma: I hope so
Danni: I will win
Cos charity has nothing to do with marriage
Emma: Churches do, but you're not a charity 😉
Danni: Yes am not.
They're the one wasting time.
Now
Emma: really
Danni: Yes they're
I would have be on my preparation to come
Emma: Yes you would've
Danni: By now maybe I would have be to the air port to take my flight
Emma: Yes I know. I did my part already
Danni: I know
Noe your charity
Emma: I don't have a charity
Danni: Oo
Emma: ??
Danni: What's wrong with you
Are you insulting me or what
Emma: no just don't understand what you're saying
Danni: I said OK...
Emma: Looked like Oo for me
Danni: Why do you white ladies takes things personal
Why
Emma: I don't
Danni: I just make mistake
Emma: I just said I didn't understand what you wrote, that's all
why are you so hot tamped
Danni: Am not hot tempered
Looks like you took things so serious
Emma: yes you are 😜
Danni: Haaaa me no
Emma: Oo
Danni: You're trying to found out something from me. Anger right
Emma: no
Danni: K
Emma: oooo where did the o go again?
<smiling emoji>
Danni: Big teeth
So clean
Emma: did you brush yours? if you did kiss me 😉
Danni: Lol
Me kissing you will be tough
And yes I do
Emma: fresh
Danni: You can't stand my kiss..
Emma: what will happen
Danni: I will make sure their is a bed where you can lay on when you feel the style
Emma: hmm I like that
Danni: Danni: Of course you will
I give you love like you never seen
Emma: I know you will
Danni: You said you can't leave me now tell me what you see in me...
Emma: You know already
told you many times
Danni: Haha
Emma: I get a massage from her now.
Danni: wow, at midnight? does she ever sleep?
Emma: time for me to go to bed.
Goodnight cookie
Danni: Check your mail tomorrow

Monday
Emma: Ok
Danni: You saw it right
Emma: Yes I have. On my way to work now
Danni: Hello,sister Emma they don't want prevent you not to send money to send to in serious me well is OK anyway shogun is not serious...
Why is she asking me if I have a wonderful evening, after in sultin me with style
Good.
They were convinced that I use charm on you right.... For you loving me,no problem...
Fine
Is this the first time things like this happen she's saying nonsense.
Emma: Looks to me like it was a perfectly polite message
Danni: I know you will not support me have heard you
Emma: Cookie of course I support you
Danni: Now, what do you want me to do
Emma: I don't know. I know you don't want to fill the form, but it looks like it's the only way and after they'll send it. It's your choice
Danni: Look the way you talk to me,is my choice if I like right.filling proud
Emma: No, just saying I can't force you or tell you what to do. That's all. I know I want you here. That's most important to me
Danni: Ok
later
Danni: I don't know how to answer this question, starting I don't how to put it not I don't know it.
Question is give a brief physical history of your family.. Can you help me with that .
You must be happy now that I fill the form only this question
And the drawings
Now
Emma: physical history means that they want to know if there has been any significant health issues in your family or hereditary affections
the drawings... I can't draw at all, but mine were accepted anyway
Danni: OK
I see you're not happy with the form
Emma: I am happy that you will be here soon
So yes, I am
Danni: Halleluya
Emma: Amen!
Danni: Lol
Emma: I have to work, we'll talk later
Danni: Ok

10:24 PM
Emma: hi how are you?
Danni: Hi
Emma: are you home?
Danni: Yes
Yes am home
Emma: how was your day?
Danni: Fine you when did you get home
Earlier, but I went to check on my neighbor
Danni: OK, hop no issue.
See I tried my what. I can on that form
No issues
Are you finished with it?
Danni: Only the drawings
And two place where my parent experience
And working in force and what ever I never do those I leave them
When they saw it they will know I don't participate in those event
And where are you
Emma: I'm home
if you didn't just write you didn't, that'll be most clear
Danni: Really but no space just a box to tik
A mark
op you understood
Emma: Oh, that's right, I just wrote beside it and they accepted
Danni: Like what did you wrote
Should I write under it
I didn't
Emma: I think I wrote underneath "none of the above"
or something like that
Danni: OK good, is it the same form
Emma: Yes it is
Danni: OK thanks
Say something you just keep quite
Emma: I was getting a glass of water
I'm back now
Danni: Ok
Glass of water no wine
Emma: just water
Danni: Ok
Emma: What are you doing?
Danni: Nothing
What of the sexy pic of you I ask of
Emma: 😁 Make them when you brought that sexy outfit when you come over
Danni: OK you make them entice me right and you will see the work of a man
Emma: I hope so
Danni: Hope so you're not sure of me anyway
Emma: Of course I am, but can only judge after experiencing it right? 😉
Danni: OK.
Do you have another photo to send me now
Let me see another style of you
Emma: Don't have one now
You'll be here soon anyway, I'll pose for you as much as you want
up close so you can touch
much more nicer
Danni: OK.for sure
Emma: I can't wait
Danni: I smile alot me too, am sending it tomorrow
OK now they will send the money to my account
Emma: Emma: In the email she said after the form they'd send you the money
Danni: Befr the transfer day I will go the Bank, meet him to help out with no p
Emma: you think there may be problems?
Danni: No I don't
Just want more assurance
Emma: I see
That's good
Danni: Till then
Emma: till when?
Danni: The day they will want to send it of course
Emma: Oh, of course. Sorry I'm tired
Danni: OK sleep
So u wake early then
Emma: Always
Danni: That's while you're not getting fat
Cos you don't sleep well
Emma: more better since you told me to sleep on my side
Danni: Thats how we sleep here to prevent from nightmare Even Saturday you need to rest well.
Emma: I did. And I'll work less soon. I already informed my boss
Danni: Lol that what
Tell me
Emma: Just like I said. I informed my boss that I will work less hours soon. He wasn't happy but he can't refuse
Danni: Why his he not happy like you're the best at work wow I see
Emma: Don't know if I'm the best, but I do sign a lot of contracts with clients, so I think he's happy
Danni: That's why you're, don't you get it
I see things why he's not happy
You're good and smart with your client
Emma: Thank you
Danni: And very good with Job
Why won't he get angry
He must but no choice
From him
Anyway
Emma: He's not angry with me. he understands
Danni: I know
Emma: when a woman gets a family she needs to be home more
Danni: Just for the work I mean
Emma: ok
I'm going to bed now
goodnight cookie
Danni: Good night Darling
Love u
Love
More
Wow
Emma: love you too
Danni: Bye dream of me

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:34 pm

He filled out the pre-marital questionnaire

Tuesday 6:26PM Danni sent his filled form to Lina, but it was bad quality and I didn't want to go through the trouble of trying to decypher it. Laughing

TUE 6:44 PM
Danni: OK,am done with it and have sent it today to her
TUE 9:38 PM
Anna: Oh, that't great
Danni: Lol
Funny u
Anna: 😉 Very serious
Danni: means they'll move forward now
Hmm ok
Anna: you're not happy?
Danni: Why I am
Just wondering... If I get it and prepare all my files
Anna: Of course you'll get it
Danni: OK...when die you get home
Did
I mean
You busy
Anna: haha, thanks, glad I didn't die
Danni: No I don't mean that you can't OK
Anna: not planning to
Danni: You that things for granted
Anna: No I don't. Each day is a blessing
Danni: See I will just be looking at you.when you do .
Anna: I'll be looking at you all the time
Danni: Haha..OK like see you sexy anyway
What are you doing
Iyawo
Ni bo lo wa.......
Anna: you were offline suddenly, didn't realize you were back
Danni: My network went off
Am back again
Anna: ok, I understand. Thought you fell asleep
Danni: I was cleaning my phone,is hanging alot of files music on it I want to buy another
With enough space
Anna: I understand. it's important to have enough capacity
Danni: You're not stable why
Anna: Why do you think?
We were talking about your phone, not about me
Danni: Now am talking about you.
Where will you wait fr me on that day of my arrival
Anna: at the airport of course
will you fly to london or liverpool?
Danni: What do you think about it
Any of your choice
Anna: Liverpool is closer
London is a 4 hour drive. Can you behave that long? 😉
Danni: OK I will like on that day or will I just board a lane going to Liverpool
Why not
Anna: because I have to drive and if you cant keep your hands to yourself it will be dangerous
Danni: How
Don't get
Just like that you mean
Anna: I mean when you can't keep your hands to yourself while I'm driving, I'll be distracted too much to pay attention and we crash the car.
Best if you come to liverpool
Danni: Ok
I waont touch you
Till we get home
Anna: hmm, too bad, then I'll have to be a bad girl myself
Danni: Loo
Lol
What can you do i will see my self
Anna: what do you mean?
Danni: Mean hot
Can you
Give a try when am with you
Anna: I sure can
Danni: Ok
I heard you the day is coming
Anna: Yes, very soon now
Danni: Haha,halleluyah
amen
Anna: I'm going to bed. I'm tired
goodnight
Danni: Yes
Wow
Good night dearest
Sleep well
Anna: good night cookie
Danni: Bye

Wed. 7:25AM

Quote:

Dear brother Shogun Danniboy,

Thank you very much for submitting your form. I want to ask you to please make a few new pictures of the pages, because the quality is a little too low for reverend Grayham to be able to read everything properly. He's a bit old and his eyes aren't what they used to be.
Thank you in advance.

Blessed be your soul
Lina Hollycraft

WED 10:20 AM (he changed his profile pic to a sketched photo created with an app)
Anna: Good morning. What happened to your picture?
Danni: HI NOTHING I MADE IT THAT WAY
How are you
Anna: I liked it more better when you look like yourself
Danni: Lol...
Anna: you're talented. Can you draw my portrait as well?
Danni: BB I MAKE IT WITH PENCIL SKETCH
Anna: Yes I can see it's not done with paint
Danni: Yes,
Pencil only
Anna: That's what I say.. Talented. Now I'm curious what your drawings on the form look like
Danni: Why are you
Anna: because you can draw very well with pencils, so I'm curious to see those
Danni: I will show you but I have the app from Google play store and it helps me to make that
Anna: huh? I thought you used pencils
Danni: I don't like or want to draw again that was back then when I was still young I have no place to go than to attend my class my name sake we both share same desk ...we are good in drawing cos we focus and I play football. Not now that I can't work work all over no time
But I can still try
Anyway
Get me super striker football story I love it a lot and draw those players
That is what I love doing most
I can't draw human but comic
Anna: But you made a very pretty drawing of yourself
Can you make a comic of me?
That would be cool
Danni: Bb you know I don't have enough time here anytime they can call me fr work again
But I will try
Anna: ok thank you. So when did you make this drawing you use as picture now? It should've taken hours
Danni: No that was not make by me is by app mine you will see when I draw it
Anna: app? But you just said pencil
now I'm confused
Danni: Yes pencil sketch photos
I have the app
Anna: oh
now i see
Danni: you didn't draw it
Yes
You want me to draw
Anna: Yes, I love to see your art
Danni: OK
Lina sent me a massage that I should try and resend those page that your pastor can't read it cos the quality is too low
Anna: I have to take another clear photo of it again but later
WED 12:59 PM
Anna: Oh. Ok, thought your camera was good
WED 6:47 PM
Danni: My camera is good of course
WED 10:36 PM
Anna: Maybe it was too dark when you made the picture? Or out of focus? I didn't see them, so don't know what's wrong
Danni: Hi
You late
Anna: I know. Was busy at work, forgot the time
Danni: OK are you ok
You sure
Anna: Yes I'm ok
how are you?
Danni: Alright..
Yes I am
Anna: what have you been doing today?
Danni: Wasn't around last I chat you
Anna: ok
Danni: Tomorrow am still going out as well
Anna: where?
Danni: To get the numbering for the bags I show you the other night
Hop you get
Anna: I understand
Danni: I will make sure the pic of the form will be bright for him to see yes is not bright that's why
Anna: Oh, ok. Please do
Danni: That will be tomorrow.
Anna: No problem. Did you tell her that?
Danni: No I didn't
Ki lon se.
Anna: what does that mean?
Danni: What are you doing
Anna: looking at the news
Danni: Ok
What's the news,news caster
Anna: just people being stupid to eachother
Danni: What is point
Anna: nothing I guess
Danni: Ok
Anna: what are you doing?
Danni: Nothing much
Just with you
In your mind like am there by now
Anna: I wish you were
Danni: I know
I think that they suppose to view it for him to read it well
Anna: Lina you mean?
Danni: No pastor, I think Lina will read it well
Anna: oh, yes, he's the one that needs to be able to read it
Danni: Yes I think he should
With eye glasses
Anna: yes he has them
Danni: I don't know why
He should have zoom it then he can read them as well
Anna: I don't know. Didn't see it so I can't judge that
Danni: She said pastor is getting old not as active as befr
haha, she said that?
Anna: He's working hard, but his eyes are getting worse. also his ears, sometimes you have to repeat things a lot when talking to him
Danni: OK now I understand
Anna: I will make it bigger when I take another pic
just make sure it's sharp. I think he has a magnifying glass. if it's sharp he'll be able to make it bigger himself
Danni: Ok
I will
You tired
Anna: Yes I am
aren't you?
Danni: OK,no am not you can now have some rest...
Anna: Thanks love
Danni: Unwelcome
U welcome
I understand
You
Better
Have a good night, hop your door are well lock
Anna: Always cookie
dream of me
Danni: OK for safety
Sleep well love
Anna: thank you
you too
Danni: <lots of kissyface emojis>
I can't stop kissing you
Yes bb
Anna: goodnight
Danni: Good night rosery

9:26 AM Danniboy sent his from to Lina
The complete form
I love how he writes he loves Emma because she supports him financially. Laughing

12:27 PM
Danni: Helloooooooooo
How are you
have send it to her hop he can read well as well
Emma: 2:13 PM
Anna: hiiiiii. hope so too
4:10 PM
Danni: HI
Anna: Hi cookie how are you?
Danni: Am fyn you
Anna: I'm ok
What are you doing today?
oh, wait, work, you told me yesterday.
Danni: Yes, am even waiting for them to finish were the the numbering so I can leave here waited ng for pass 2 to 3hr now
And if must go with it today
Anna: ok
Danni: I see you kinda busy
Chat you later then
Anna: sorry, busy day here.
Till what time will you be working today?
9:57 PM
Danni: Just home now
Hi are you there
Anna: Hi, I'm here
Danni: No you not
Anna: ok
if you say so
then I won't talk if I'm not here
Danni: OK,but you reply late
Wasup now
Was wrong with you
Pls don't stress me been in hold up for long
Anna: some cramps in my neck, I think I slept weird last night
Danni: What happened
Explain to me
Anna: nothing happened, I just woke up with a cramp and it's getting worse so I can't turn my head properly now
Danni: OK,now I understand, you slept on your neck
You didn't sleep well
Anna: yes
Danni: Oh sorry just take it easy it will relief you OK....
Anna: Yes it will. Did you hear from Lina?
Danni: No.I can't get airtime now is late tomorrow I get to subscribe
Anna: but you could send it to her earlier today. I don't understand
Danni: Yes my data get exhausted after chatting you today and that's when I send it to her as well
Anna: Oh, now I understand
Danni: Ok
Thanks
I know by now I would have massage from her
Anna: I hope so
Danni: Yes me too
Anna: I can't wait for you to be here finally
Danni: Wow,lol
Sure I will get reply from her, like she's older than you like your pastor
Security
Anna: yes she's older, why?
security?
Danni: She called you sister emma
In past massage
Anna: that's common for the people in church to call eachother brothers and sisters especially the people working there
Danni: Yes o
Sister Emma
Anna: brother cookie
Danni: That's what she use to call me
What are you doing
Brother shogun
Anna: oh, that's cute
finding some painkillers, but I don't know where they are
Danni: Am sure she can't pronouns it
For your neck
Anna: yes
Danni: When it happened to me I didn't use any thing and it left...you can make use of something. We are not the same structure
Anna: You can give me a massage and make it better
Danni: Wow if am there it won't happened..... Just look fr balm and rob it gentle o n it then go to bed
Tell me how you feel tomorrow
Anna: what kind of balm?
Danni: For joint pain
Body as well
Anna: I have to see if I have some. I don't know
Danni: Check that will make you better but first after robbing it gentle you go to bed
OK
Anna: ok
I will
Danni: Good hop you found one
Anna: No, don't have it. If it's still the same tomorrow, I'll get some
Danni: You must have this in case
You feel better
Or
Anna: I know, I'll get it anyway tomorrow
Danni: You lok fr warm water with towel put in the water then squeeze and message down not up only down ok
It will free u
Tomorrow
Anna: ok
why down and not up?
Danni: Cos when u rob up and down the pain still continue and it won't relief u on time like robbing it down
Just try it
Ok
Anna: Ok, I will
Danni: Thank you for teaching me
No thanks
No thanks
Anna: I'm going to try it now and then go to bed. I'll let you know tomorrow
Danni: Good night
Love
Bye
Anna: goodnight
Danni: Good luck
Anna: thank you
Danni: Bye

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