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Spindrift
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2017
Posts: 94
Location: Roaring 40's
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:24 am |
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Hmmm you're all too cleverly for me....but enjoying being a bit of a peeping Tom! And watching you all come up with these ideas.
I don't normally play the VD games.......if you can't love me on an ordinary day....don't want it on VD!
Does this make me Mrs grumpy? ππ€£π |
_________________ My heart is beating so fast
I am so dead
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Spindrift
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2017
Posts: 94
Location: Roaring 40's
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:40 am |
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Am wondering .....is there a chocolate eclair out there thinking of me too? |
_________________ My heart is beating so fast
I am so dead
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:09 am |
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^ There must be many wonderful treats and delights out there, but which of them do you deserve most? Let's see...
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:13 am |
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Will all the men of Eater disappear like last year?
Will the fishing boat set sail on it's trip or will the angry wrath of Ima Baeder strike it down?
Will Corona still continue to delight us with her delicious pastries?
Find out in the 2018 VD Thread! |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:28 am |
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^Who are you wooing fluffy bunny?
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Spindrift
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2017
Posts: 94
Location: Roaring 40's
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:19 am |
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Oooh I might have to whip up some cream Yastreb....appropriately yummy dahlink. π |
_________________ My heart is beating so fast
I am so dead
x12
"team Cyril" |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:03 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:11 pm |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:44 pm |
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For my intended Eater Valentine, Padme. Though this is not new, one lad will have our baiting names on them forever. I would try to get new material, but our lad is utterly broken.
I would hurt a lad for you, my Eater beloved. And, i have. Yes, we have created something beautiful, together. Woody is our Baiter Child, dented on his head where his mom shit him out on a rock, and tatted six times with a bunch of nonsense,inside jokes, foever marked as a PEDO. He carries the signs of our affections on him for life.
He is ours, forever.
For Eaters Valentine, 2018, will you be mine?
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_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:43 pm |
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^^^
Awww, what a beautiful tat
@Corona Maybe some carrot cake this year?
@Justhot It's going to be hard this year. bware is probably with jose, padme is with dsw, ima is with juan, corona is busy with her pastries. yeah, not a lot of selections, adding on the fact I have horrible wooing skills |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:00 pm |
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^bware has not shown up yet, but she probably will. You could get a head start on it. I wouldn't recommend cut flowers for her.
She does like complicated math thingies, so if you know something along those lines?
Corona is making those sweets for ME.
ETA TSH I forgot she did show up on the first page and damn you Jose. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I canβt help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:11 am |
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I know it's been a while, but am I still eligible for VD? |
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βI guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.β ~ John Steinbeck |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:18 am |
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Welcome back Jose. |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I canβt help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:19 am |
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/\/\/\ |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:35 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:39 pm |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:44 pm |
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TheScamHater wrote: |
bware is probably with jose |
Isn't it convenient that jose_cuervo and I return at the same time? The message he sent offering to paint my toe nails may have influenced it.
Justcold is right. Cut flowers will get you cut. |
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"FFS." - Capone
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:57 pm |
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^ Dark. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:43 am |
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You spoke his name and I'm certain one of his familiars went straight to his lair with the news. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I canβt help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:46 am |
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bware419ers wrote: |
Isn't it convenient that jose_cuervo and I return at the same time? The message he sent offering to paint my toe nails may have influenced it. |
What can I say? We were drunk. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:42 am |
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bware419ers wrote: |
offering to let me paint his toe nails |
FTFY |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:52 pm |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Posted:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:13 pm |
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Perhaps we should get the good ol' fishing ship ready for another VD fishing trip.
Hopefully Hurricane Ima Baeder won't show up this time as well. |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:41 am |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:36 am |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
I would just like to mention in passing as it were, a lady in Michigan who is waiting for the snow to go so she can take her Honda Silver Wing out for a ride. |
Or the Honda Rebel. I have 2 motorcycles now, in case a friend wants to join me on an adventure. |
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