Surely it's time for VD?

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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:02 am

This is the start of the VD thread (subject to mods and admins not admiring this made up holiday). Below is a teaser of things to come.

Send out your woo to whoever you chose and mayhap they will be your valentine for 2018.

Skipping ever so gentle past last year .. I offer this as an explanation for our new folks (with heavy edits):

I wrote:

new members to figure out what this is all about (and run).

getting that perfect (lad written) Valentine Day card for the lady or gentleman of their choice.

Juan can learn french.

Jose can polish his frilly boots.

Ima can tease all of us until she settles in with Juan.

bware and Firef1y can load their respective weapons.

Irish can get all the Nehi Grape soda he needs.

B8er can break it off with his goat.

and on and on and on.

Ima wrote:
For inspiration, Valentine's threads from years past. Notice that there didn't used to be all the silly fishing talk. Wink
2008 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129230
2009 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=156745
2010 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=177790
2011 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=197400
2012 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214530

This is all in fun. Enjoy. Wink

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:58 am

^^^ You missed one "Corona politely humours Justcold's laughable attempts at wooing"

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Freaks.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:37 am

You're just grouchy because you no longer have SOOI to flirt with.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ That was a one time thing.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:07 pm

^^^You mean it was only weird the first time.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

It averages out in the long haul.

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:12 pm

Quote:

Ima can tease all of us until she settles in with Juan.

*sigh*

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:20 am

Shit. VD looms.

It is too early to declare my undying love for Padme, and, also, in RL she has an awesome husband, and I have an awesome, and, probably not worth mentioning, an extremely jealous and hot tempered wife, one who does not get baiting, though she sees I get it, so, instead, I will remain aloof and sort of nonchalant, and try to swoop in closer to VD. Safe bet, since she is such a hot shot top notch baiter she would never slum it down here with post whores like us in General. So nobody tell her I have, like, the total baiter hots for her, okay? Besides, theres a thin line between admiration and stalking, and i know what she has done to lads. >shudder<

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:37 pm

The question is will Justcold become warmer this year?
I'm hiding away, again.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:59 pm

^If that is wooing, you'll have to do better.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:37 pm

Swineherd!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:35 pm

^Ever since JC fell for and tried to woo that guy who he thought was a girl he really hasn't been the same has he?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:04 pm

I keep telling myself, No, just walk away, it will only end in tears and I still won't have my often promised copy of the Hot Women of Eater Calendar.

I would just like to mention in passing as it were, a lady in Michigan who is waiting for the snow to go so she can take her Honda Silver Wing out for a ride.

I have stocked up on Grape Nehi, especially for JC so he can wash his rejections away.

I see someone who shall remain nameless has copied Teds attraction method already. Played too early I think, a lot can change in 2 weeks

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:04 pm

Oscar wrote:

tried to woo that guy who he thought was a girl

Koko stole my innocence. I miss him.

Edit Swift ninja action by Irish.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:23 am

Hi JustHot and all! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:02 am

^
You flirt Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:16 am

Corona wrote:

Hi JustHot

Why, I do declare this is a proper VD thread now.

(Whistling Song of the South ..)

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:12 am

We'all say "Howdy Ma'am " back Corona Cool

I'd like to thank Ima for sending me the proofs of the photos from the 2018 Hot Ladies of Eater Calendar.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:21 am

The weather is going to be up against 70 tomorrow Corona. Care for a ride?

I'll even put that sissy bar on for you .... although I don't think you will need it.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:24 am

Double post ...but you all know how shy I am when it comes to wooing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycvaGlzwpZs&feature=youtu.be

"Hello. Am JC by name and I want to be your Valentine."

"Why would I make a great Valentine?"

"My mind is sharp, my heart is pure and my feet are clean."

"I am ambidextrous as I am descended from travelling acrobats."

"My love will last until someone better comes along."

"In short, I write the songs that make the young girls cry."

"I write the songs."

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:02 am

Justcold wrote:

my feet are clean"

You've had your dip in the fishing hole early this year.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:39 pm

For Padme

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lads end in jail,
when they f*ck with you.

Pretty Rose

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:25 am

Oh, I'll need the sissy bar! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:49 am

^

Should I bring you

or

or make a lad carve your name into his chest?

It's VD ...am yours to command. Wink

ETA

degenerategoatabuser wrote:

You've had your dip in the fishing hole

Isn't there a boat for your kind? Trying to woo here.