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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:02 am |
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This is the start of the VD thread (subject to mods and admins not admiring this made up holiday). Below is a teaser of things to come.
Send out your woo to whoever you chose and mayhap they will be your valentine for 2018.
Skipping ever so gentle past last year .. I offer this as an explanation for our new folks (with heavy edits):
This is all in fun. Enjoy. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:58 am |
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^^^ You missed one "Corona politely humours Justcold's laughable attempts at wooing" |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:16 am |
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Freaks. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:37 am |
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You're just grouchy because you no longer have SOOI to flirt with. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:07 pm |
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^ That was a one time thing. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:07 pm |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:28 pm |
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It averages out in the long haul. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:12 pm |
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Ima can tease all of us until she settles in with Juan. |
*sigh* |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:20 am |
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Shit. VD looms.
It is too early to declare my undying love for Padme, and, also, in RL she has an awesome husband, and I have an awesome, and, probably not worth mentioning, an extremely jealous and hot tempered wife, one who does not get baiting, though she sees I get it, so, instead, I will remain aloof and sort of nonchalant, and try to swoop in closer to VD. Safe bet, since she is such a hot shot top notch baiter she would never slum it down here with post whores like us in General. So nobody tell her I have, like, the total baiter hots for her, okay? Besides, theres a thin line between admiration and stalking, and i know what she has done to lads. >shudder< |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:37 pm |
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The question is will Justcold become warmer this year?
I'm hiding away, again. |
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you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:59 pm |
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^If that is wooing, you'll have to do better. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:37 pm |
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Swineherd! |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:35 pm |
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^Ever since JC fell for and tried to woo that guy who he thought was a girl he really hasn't been the same has he? |
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
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F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:04 pm |
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I keep telling myself, No, just walk away, it will only end in tears and I still won't have my often promised copy of the Hot Women of Eater Calendar.
I would just like to mention in passing as it were, a lady in Michigan who is waiting for the snow to go so she can take her Honda Silver Wing out for a ride.
I have stocked up on Grape Nehi, especially for JC so he can wash his rejections away.
I see someone who shall remain nameless has copied Teds attraction method already. Played too early I think, a lot can change in 2 weeks |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:04 pm |
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Oscar wrote: |
tried to woo that guy who he thought was a girl |
Koko stole my innocence. I miss him.
Edit Swift ninja action by Irish. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:23 am |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:02 am |
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You flirt |
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"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
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Justcold
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:16 am |
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Why, I do declare this is a proper VD thread now.
(Whistling Song of the South ..) |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:12 am |
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We'all say "Howdy Ma'am " back Corona
I'd like to thank Ima for sending me the proofs of the photos from the 2018 Hot Ladies of Eater Calendar. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Justcold
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Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:21 am |
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The weather is going to be up against 70 tomorrow Corona. Care for a ride?
I'll even put that sissy bar on for you .... although I don't think you will need it. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:24 am |
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Double post ...but you all know how shy I am when it comes to wooing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycvaGlzwpZs&feature=youtu.be
"Hello. Am JC by name and I want to be your Valentine."
"Why would I make a great Valentine?"
"My mind is sharp, my heart is pure and my feet are clean."
"I am ambidextrous as I am descended from travelling acrobats."
"My love will last until someone better comes along."
"In short, I write the songs that make the young girls cry."
"I write the songs." |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:02 am |
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Justcold wrote: |
my feet are clean" |
You've had your dip in the fishing hole early this year. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:39 pm |
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For Padme
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lads end in jail,
when they f*ck with you.
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_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:25 am |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:49 am |
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^
Should I bring you
or
or make a lad carve your name into his chest?
It's VD ...am yours to command.
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degenerategoatabuser wrote: |
You've had your dip in the fishing hole |
Isn't there a boat for your kind? Trying to woo here. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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