Robert: Monument of Faith pg 7

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419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

They shouldn't count against him until he first writes *all* of Leviticus.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:08 pm

^^ good point Very Happy

And you don't even need to point out any specific errors. Just say that upon inspection, a number of mistakes were noted and must be confessed by the applicant.

Hopefully he'll end up comparing his writing to the book trying to find any differences Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:07 am

It took him forever, but Robert finally came through with some scans of his handwritten copy of Leviticus! Here are a couple samples of his work:

He sent us 18 pages of scans in total. Must have taken him a while. Twisted Evil

Roger encourages him to continue working on the rest, while Pastor Moses reviews his work:

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Excellent! I spoke with Pastor Moses at Services yesterday and he seemed very pleased with your work. I will have him get back at you as soon as possible to tell you weather the work you have done so far is good or not. In the mean while, I think you should continue working on the rest of Leviticus.

Seems like we've kept him very busy the last few weeks. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:31 am

OMG!!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:30 am

Any pages with errors will have to be stored in a geniza and rewritten. Is he going to bind them in a codex or a scroll?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:48 am

I love this modality!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:07 am

The Dude and Big X, only one thing to say (yet again to you both): bow_down

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:29 am

OMG, fantastic job!
Gentlemen, chapeau bas! clapping

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:19 am

Great work clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Fantastic trophy! Many congrats. Sure it must have done some good for the lad's soul too. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:33 pm

After reading this fine work, I hope you get him tattooed, too.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:18 pm

Congrats! Here's for the entire book, and then more monuments!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:32 pm

Wow, VERY impressive! You've got a really good lad, there.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

He also sent the scans to Pastor Moses.

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Dear Pastor,

Attached are last batch. Please sir i would like you to use your power to consider these works so that i would move to the next stage please sir.

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Dear Pastor Moses,

How are you doing sir, i have not heard from you concerning the work i sent to you. Please i would like to hear form you concerning that.

Pastor Moses is glad to see he's finally working on his writings:

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Hello my son,

Wonderful to hear from you and see that you have finally began your writings! Roger is most excited to see that you have finally started the process toward becoming a full and complete member or our glorious church. The writings you have done so far appear to be very inspired, I look forward to seeing your completed and finished writings, at which point I will show them to the Elders. I will await your completed writings with baited breath my son.

Pastor Moses

18 pages is nice, but it doesn't look like he sent us the full book. It's taken him months to do this, so we'll see what he says about finishing the writings. I suspect he will insist on moving forward to the next stage.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Surprisingly, no complaining from Robert:

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Dear Pastor Moses,

Thank you sir for your email and i will do me best to complete the writing and send to you sir.

Pastor Moses is happy to hear it, and reminds him that we will be sending him some nice things once he finishes his membership:

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Wonderful my son!

We are all very excited to see your completed works and get you closer to becoming a full member of the church. In anticipation of your completed membership I will have our secretary Young Susan start working on your Welcome Package. It will contain various laptops and other electronics that you will need to start setting up the new church. Email me as soon as possible once you have gotten your finished writings.

Pastor Moses

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:39 pm

Glad to see handwriting skills are not dying out quite yet due to the influence of the email facility Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:38 am

Roger asks Robert if he has heard back from Pastor Moses yet:

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Have you herd back from Pastor Moses yet about your Leviticus writing? Did he contacted you yet? Well I want you to know that I read threw the pages you sent and I was very impressed! You can really tell that you wrote it with great devolution and faith! (More like, you can tell he thought it was a good way to make a quick buck scamming a church) I just know you will be a great and famous member of the Church!

Robert thanks Roger for the opportunity to do busywork:

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I have heard from Pastor Moses and i will try and complete the writing and send to him and you. I want to thank you for introducing me to this glorious church.

What a considerate lad.

Roger is pleased, and he hints at another stage of the process:

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Your very welcome, and I am glad you agreed to join the One True Church and Save your immoral soul! I think you will look back on this as a very good decision. (He will not) For it is only threw the Old Gods that we can be Saved and reach the Paradise of the Seven Heavens.

I am exited to see you finish the writing. I know Pastor Moses has been talking with Young Susan about sending you the welcome package, and I can't wait to see you build the Monument of Faith also. I think you will really enjoy that stage! (He will not) I knew I did for mine!

I wonder if he will pick up on the mention of the Monument. If he does, I'm sure he won't be happy, since he seemed to think the Bible writing was the last stage.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:57 am

Brilliant work, as always. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 3:47 am

Roger asks how the writing is going, and Robert gives an update:

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I am on it sir, the Leviticus is about 27 chapters but i am trying my best. If i may ask you sir, can someone help me in the writing?

Meanwhile, the pastor told me that once i am done the secretary will prepare my welcome package and send to me. But my concern is to finish the writing and get the membership thing concluded.

Roger tells him he has to do it himself:

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I don't understand, how could someone help you in the writing? None of us are over their with you. And anyways, the work has to be done entirely by you to show your Devolution and Faith in the Old Gods! You wouldn't want the Elders to think that you don't have enough Devolution to join the Church, now would you?

I am also a little confused about why Pastor Moses is already preparing the Welcome Package. I thought their was another stage of the membership precess before that, the Monument of Faith. But I could be wrong. I will have to talk with him about that.

Robert seems to be ok with having another step:

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No body is helping me, i just asked if one could help me. But the work is done by me and i will try and complete it and end to the pastor and you.

However, yes there is another process i will undergo after the devolution.

He has no idea. Twisted Evil

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2005 Posts: 80

Great Bait! Smile

The lad is so close (or so he thinks). Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 11:50 pm

Fantastic stuff as usual. It always brightens my day to read a damn good COTOG bait. Looking forward to seeing some alter construction photos soon!...

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 3:32 pm

Roger is pleased that the lad will finish writing Leviticus:

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That is excellent! I am glad to hear the writing is going well. And I am pleased to hear that your exited for the next step of the precess. I can't wait to see a picture of you standing proudly in front of your Monument of Faith that you built!

The lad wants Roger to explain what that is:

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Thank for your concern, but i have not built any monument not to talk of having picture in its front. Anyway you will explain to me better.

Roger realizes that he may have overstepped the bounds:

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Oh, did Pastor Moses not told you about the next step of your membership precess yet? I'm sorry, I thought he had told you already! May be he is waiting until your finished with doing the writing for Leviticus before he tells you about the next stage. Anyways, I don't want to cause problems for the membership precess, so I will let him tell you about it when he is ready.

How is the writing coming, by the ways? Are you almost done? I am very exited to see the rest of your hard work!

Robert thinks he will be done with Leviticus by the end of the month:

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Thanks for your email and i wnat to tell you that i am on the work and i believe that i will be through this month. I am eager to complete my membership of the church.

Roger reminds him to copy both of us when he sends the scans, and previews the next stage again:

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That is excellent! I am very glad to hear that your working on it. When your finished, please send copies to both me and Pastor Moses, and than he can tell you about the next stage of the precess. It is called the Monument of Faith, and I think you will like it.

I am certain he will not. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 3:43 pm

LOL!
Fantastic bait! clapping

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 3:23 am

I hadn't heard from the lad for a while, so I prodded him to ask how the writing is going. His response:

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I am very sorry for the late response, i was on an official assignment by my bank. Please i am very sorry.

However, i am doing my best to ensure i complete the Leviticus writing which i believe i will be through in two weeks from now please.

I will send you copy and to pastor Moses also.

He keeps saying that. We may have to hold him to a more firm deadline.

Roger asks him what is more important than the Church:

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I understand that your work for your bank is very impotent, but I think that joining The One True Church should be very impotent for you too. We are talking about saving your immoral soul after all. What could be more impotent then that?

Please try to get the writing done as soon as possible.

I'm willing to stay patient for a bit longer. But I do eventually want to move him to the next stage.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I like the idea of putting some pressure on him. He's been dragging his feet...

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Hello my son,

It has been a full month since my last writing to you. Have you made any progress on your stage? The Elders were asking about you at Sunday Services, they seemed rather impatient and a bit frustrated that you had not been heard from in some time? Please update me with what is going on so I can pass the message on to the Elders.

Pastor Moses

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