'Michael Toure' falls for a binary bit scambait

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Hiya guys, this is my personal favourite so far. Dear Mr Toure fell for my binary bit scambait, which i had failed to do on others. The results are hilarious.

The email was long and boring, but the jist of it is that he asked for an initial payment of US$57.00 to send me $2.5 million in tranches of $7,500 per day.

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Dear Mr Toure,

Before I send the money I am very worried about hackers. I heard that hackers can steal information from emails and thus interfere with your ability to withdraw the money. With your permission can I encrypt the MTCN with a code in order to prevent this?

I cannot proceed unless you agree.

Dank.

See me Lanjiao (just call me Lanjiao)

Lanjiao means penis/dong/schlong/dick.

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Attention: See me Lanjiao

I am sure there is no body you gave your mail box password? if you gave any body your mail box pass then send the money and give MTCN by phone call, but if you are really sure you gave it to no body then send the MTCN by email message, no body can hark your mail any thing in your mail box with out your password,

Therefore you can check it urgent let me know if your mail box is squired before we can proceed, if your mail box is personal use the you can send every thing to me through there okay,

Waiting to hear from you once you received my message,

Thanks.
Mr. Michael Toure

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I have not given anyone my mail box password but on the internet, you can never be too sure. I fear that midway between sending and receiving, someone can decrypt my email and steal the MTCN. With your approval, I will encrypt the MTCN with binary code, send it to you slowly, and after completely finishing the sending, will send you a secure email with the encryption key.

Please reply soon.

Lanjiao

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Attention: See me Lanjiao

You will send it through money gram as I told you and once you have sent it then call me on my phone for MTCN, or you can now drop your telephone for me to call you to have the MTCN, but as far you are sure your password secured you can even send it through email message, I am sure nothing will happen to it,

Because I don’t want any thing confusion in this transaction, through that Encryption I think it will bear confusion because I did not use it before, so I will want you to do as told you now okay,

Thanks.
Mr. Michael Toure.

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Dear Mr Toure,

My phone cannot call overseas numbers and I don't want to incur roaming charges by you calling me.

I am a computer programmer so I know what I am talking about when I say that the internet is not safe. I shall stick with the encryption method and if you don't agree, the deal is OFF! There will be no confusion on your behalf because I will guide you through the process step by step.

As this is my money that we are dealing with I am the one who will call the shots. You will do as I tell you. Please reply with your approval for the process to start.

Lanjiao

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I will be paying in the money today and notify you tomorrow.

Lanjiao
--
Sent from my Nokia 3310.

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Alright,

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I have sent the money but I think that to further ensure security, I need to send the MTCN in bits, one by one. Please state your approval for me to be able to send you the bits.

Lanjiau

I was delaying as much as possible.

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Yes, I am ready now in my office, can I start receiving the number? Waiting to hear from you,

Thanks.
Mr. Michael Toure.

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Dear Mr Toure,

The first bit in the series is 1. Please reply for the next bit.

Lanjiao
--
Sent from my pencil.

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yes i receive it

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The next bit in the series is 0. Please reply for the next bit.

Lanjiao

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received

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To ensure further security, I need to ensure you are not a bot. Thus you have to answer a question everytime before I can send you the number. This may be inconvenient but trust me, you will appreciate it.

What is the airspeed velocity of a European swallow?

Lanjiao

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airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

HE REPLIED! HE FELL FOR IT!

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The next bit in the sequence is 1.

What is the name of the Jewish founding father of the Confederate States of America?

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Judah P. Benjamin

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The next bit is 1.

What is the name of the novel Brian Griffin writes in the TV show Family Guy?

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the name of founder is MacFarlane

All those precious minutes, wasted on Google.

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That is not the question. What is the name of the first novel written by Brian Griffin?
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Sent from my Rolls Royce.

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I don’t recognize, but I think it is Family Guy

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Yes it is family guy. In the show the is a novel written by Brian Griffin. What is it called?

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Attention: See me Lanjiao

This long process is distracting my attention here I am very busy in other thing in doing so I don’t want much delay, so the best easier way now is to send the info once and delete it in your sent message,

Thanks.
Mr. Michael Toure.

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I will not budge. If you don't want my money I will cancel the money transfer.

However as a sign of goodwill I will send 8 more bits: 10011010.

Please repeat back to me all the bits I have sent you so far.

Lanjiao

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this is only number i received from you 1011

The next day,

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Good morning Michael are you ready to receive the next few bits today? I sent you 11 yesterday and i can send 12 more today.

Lanjiao

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Stop joking with me! I am here not for joke okay, so if you are a joker better you stop emailing me,

He wisened up quickly enough!