loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Fri May 12, 2017 1:16 am |
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A new google hangout lad, proving yet again that they’re the bottom of the lad barrel. D-d-d-dumb. This all took about a month and is only entertaining because he’s such a rock head. He tries little chunks of scripts to no avail and then, as we go further and further, his frustration level grows until he finally blows a gasket. Wasted hours, a mule reported and a clean getaway without the lad knowing he’d been baited.
Love it.
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Hello
THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND
Am writing to inform you that I have some funds at hand to assist you but it is not yet complete and secondly you have to assured me that after I have help you that as soon as you receive your first payment that you will return all my supported money.
Beside I have $200,00 at hand as you know that the required fee is $350,00, now the remain fee is $150,00, which I asked IMF director three good times to be sure that your fund will be release to you after you complete the remain $150,00 without any more fee because you have paid a lot of fee and you did not received anything and he ensured me that nothing will stop you not to receive your fund the same day you sent the fee, so my dear I want you to go to western union or money gram and send the remain $150,00 immediately after you receive this mail because your first payment of $5000.00 will be send to you within 40minis after I confirmed the required fee of $150,00 okay,
I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.
You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.
Receiver:............XXXXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......
Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.
YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swans0n
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
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Me: Did this go to the right person?
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Lad: yes
This is form Money Gram office
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Me: okay, what's the story here?
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Lad: Your first payment is $5000 will be send to you once you send the needed fee
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Me: payment for what?
(I had no idea what kind of insanity that question would spawn…)
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Lad: THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUN
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Me: fun?
what are you talking about?
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Lad: yes
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Me: what do you mean by fun?
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Lad: I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.
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Me: that's crazy
where did all that money come from?
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Lad: I have $150 with me here
This is compensation fund form Benin republic
(Oops, got his dollars-on-hand confused with the fee. I’ll let it slide.)
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Me: compensation for what? i've never been to benin
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Lad: for the people been scam before
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(Had to get on the road so time to punt him for the day.)
Me: look, can we talk tomorrow? I can sure use the money but the nurse is telling me to get off the computer because i have to see the doctor
can we talk then?
please?
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Lad: Alright
Have a good day
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(A couple days go by and I see that he’s logged on. Time to play.)
Me: the nurse gave me back the computer so i'll be on and off line for the next several hours
i hope to hear from you to figure all this out
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Lad: HELLO
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Me: hi
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Lad: WHAT IS GOING ON?
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Me: what do you mean?
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Lad: THE NEEDED FEE
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you still haven't told me what this is all about? what do you mean by people been scam before?
hello?
where did you go?
(Gone after just a couple minutes.)
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(Three days later.)
Lad: How are you doing today
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Me: very well thank you
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(When in doubt, he just chucks out a hunk of the original script…actually the only really coherent messages he sends.)
You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.
Receiver:............XXXXXXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......
Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.
YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swans0n
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
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Me: you still haven't really explained all this you know, are you saying i was scammed?
i don't know that i was
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Lad: This is compensation fund form Benin republic
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Me: i've never been to benin, i don't even know where that is
???
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Lad: form our government
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Me: your government owes me money? are you sure i'm the right person? i could sure use it but wouldn't want to get in trouble about it
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Lad: Yes am sure
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Me: wow
i don't think we have western union here, i know we don't have moneygram
is that going to be a problem?
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Lad: You can use western union to send the fee
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like i said, i don't think we have that
i'll check
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Lad: ok
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(A few days later.)
Me: like i thought, we don't
i'm not surprised, this is a really small place!
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Lad: can you get it done today
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Me: only if i mail you a check or send it from my bank to yours
i don't think i have any other options here
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Lad: Ria money transfer
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Me: i'll check that too
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Lad: Alright
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Me: it says "does not service your area"
what a pain in the ass
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Lad: how long it will take you form now
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Me: to do what exactly? send it from my bank?
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(Begin banging head on rock.)
Lad: no
send the needed fee
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Me: how?
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Lad: $150
if you send it today
no more fee again utnill
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Me: right, but how do i send it to you?
hello? are you there?
you need to help me with this
(Gone. A pattern here, when he starts to get confused he leaves.)
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Me: i can see that you are on line, will you answer me?
(Again he bolted.)
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(The weekend rolls by and he carries on, the banging continues.)
Lad: yes how are you today
have you sent the fee $150
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Me: not too much pain today, thank you
you never gave me a place to mail the check
or a bank account to transfer the money to
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Lad: RECEIVER NAME XXXXXXXX
ADDRESS: XXXXXXXXXXXX SCREVEN GEORGIA
31560 USA
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Me: okay, i can send a check in the mail
is there a number where i can call him to make sure it got there? I can't receive calls here but I can use the office phone to call out
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Lad: here is the phone +1863XXXXXXX
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Me: great, thank you
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Lad: once you sent the chack just text him with this nober
(This is a first for me, a straight line to his mule. Off to a Mod with that!)
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Me: are you sure? i'm certain that phone number is in florida. i have a friend there
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Lad: GEORGIA
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right, but the phone number is in florida, i checked
the white pages site shows it's in winter haven, are you sure you have it right?
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Lad: yes
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Me: okay
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Lad: how long it will take you to get it done
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i can have the nurse do it tomorrow, it might take a couple days to get there, mail is sort of slow from here
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Lad: ok
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Me: what happens after that?
(This turned into a nice little diversion.)
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Lad: You will receiver your fund
first payment $5,000
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Me: do you need my address to send it to me?
what about the rest of the money?
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(Back to the script yet again. At least he’s consistent.)
Lad: Your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.
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Me: what? how would i do that?
you mail a check every day?
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Lad: every day I will sending you mtcn nober
(I let that slide by but that’s 300 visits to MG. I wonder why that’s in EVERY script? It’s one of the truly universal lad bits.)
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Me: what is that?
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Lad: $5,000
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Me: no, what's mtcn?
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Lad: in your name
you can reconfirm your information to us now
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Me: which information do you need?
and what does mtcn mean?
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Lad: did you know money gram or western union
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Me: but i don't have those here, you already know that!!!!
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Lad: can i have your full information your name and your country with ur phone
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Me: Car1ing Christie and I'm in the US, i already told you i don't have a phone. at my age i couldn't hear the damn thing anyway!
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Lad: Okay now do you went to me to delivery it by cash
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Me: how would you do that?
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Lad: I will put it on package and delivery it to you
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Me: ok
you mean come here yourself?
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Lad: yes i will come by myself once you send the check i received the needed fee $150
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Me: wow, really? from africa?
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Lad: No form GEORGIA
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Me: oh, i thought you were in benin
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Lad: your fund coming form benin
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Me: ah, i see
so does >mule’s name< work with you then?
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yes
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(And then to the attack! Let the lad beware, this old man wants to know what the scoop is and will NOT let it go. Hehehe.)
Me: okay
you never did tell about the scam that you were talking about?
can you explain that? i'm a little confused
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Lad: what happen
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Me: what do you mean? I don't know what you're referring to at all
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Lad: I told you before this is not scam
(That’s pretty funny, sounds like he gets accused of being a scammer pretty regularly.)
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Me: no, you said the fund was from some sort of scam, what did you mean?
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Lad: Trust me
our office is in GEORGIA
don't think anything about this transaction
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Me: but what about the scam that you talked about? i still don't understand where all the money came from and i need to
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(And then we’re back to the beginning with the entire script again. I think he’s starting to lose it.)
Lad: can you ready this
THIS IS ONLY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND
Am writing to inform you that I have some funds at hand to assist you but it is not yet complete and secondly you have to assured me that after I have help you that as soon as you receive your first payment that you will return all my supported money.
Beside I have $150,00 at hand as you know that the required fee is $350,00, now the remain fee is $150,00, which I asked IMF director three good times to be sure that your fund will be release to you after you complete the remain $150,00 without any more fee because you have paid a lot of fee and you did not received anything and he ensured me that nothing will stop you not to receive your fund the same day you sent the fee, so my dear I want you to go to western union or money gram and send the remain $150,00 immediately after you receive this mail because your first payment of $5000.00 will be send to you within 40minis after I confirmed the required fee of $150,00 okay,
I am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed after sending this $150.00 today just let me know once you make the payment you will receive your first of $5000.00 within 45minutes after receiving the Last fee $150 from you. Bear it in mind that your total fund is the sum of $1.5 million and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per day until you received your total fund completely.
You will send it through western union or money gram with this information bellow.
Receiver:............XXXXXXXXXXXX
Country:.............Benin Republic
City:............Cotonou
country code.....+229
Question:......... OUR HOPE?
Answer:......... GOD.
Amount........$150.00 us-dollar
Sender name.....
MTCN.......
Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary
THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST.
YOURS SINCERELY,
MR Philip Swans0n
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
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Me: yes, you sent that before. it still doesn't explain what this is about. what scam? did someone steal from me?
hello?
are you there"?
i need to know what this is really about
(I think his head hurts, he’s gone again.)
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(The next day he pops in.)
Lad: hello
Noboddy
scam you
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Me: well then what's the compensation for? that doesn't make sense
(Gone again. Sheesh.)
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(Days later, I keep hammering on him about the origin of the fund.)
Me: hello, i see you are on line
i need you to explain the last thing you said. i thought this was all about scam compensation
??
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Lad: yes
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Lad: What again
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Me: you said the money was compensation for being scammed and then said i wasn't scammed.
i don't understand what you mean
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Lad: if you don't understand me forget it that is all i see now
what are you ask me so much of qiuation why
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Me: because you haven't made any sense about the money, that's why
are you hiding something? is there something illegal going on here?
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Lad: what
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Me: explain to me where the fund came from, you;ve never done that
well?
are you going to answer or just ignore me?
(Confused again, he disappears.)
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(A few more days and another attempt with the same results.)
Lad: hello
this is a compensation from benin republic west African as all you need is trusting me and get the money fee sent is
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Me: compensation for what? why won't you tell me that?
it makes no sense for you to keep it as some sort of secret. why?
(Gone.)
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(The weekend passes and the lad finally has had enough.)
Me: i see that you're back, are you going to answer me or not?
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Lad: yes
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Me: you said " this is a compensation from benin republic west Africa"
what does that mean? compensation for what?
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(One last feeble gasp…)
Lad: your email worn that for you is a lottry
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i didn't enter any lottery, you said it was compensation for some sort of scam
what are you talking about?
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(And the meltdown begins.)
Lad: fuck
you
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Me: excuse me?
i'm asking a simple question and getting no answers and you speak to me that way?
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Lad: go fuck yourself
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Me: so this was all some sort of sick joke?
why would you do that to an old man? promise millions of dollars and then do this
that's pure evil
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Lad: remember that you lose this fund if you dont pay the fee
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Me: i don't think there is any fund at all, not the way you are behaving. why would i believe anything you say after this?
i think you just went on the internet to lie to me. why?
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Lad: then
foget
it
stop
texting
me
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Me: as i thought, just a liar
preying on the elderly. why do such a terrible thing? does it make you happy in some sick way?
that's awful
i'm going bother you EVERY time i see you online, you little punk
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Lad: pls
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Me: pls what?
evil little child
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Lad: ok
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Me: ok? what do you mean by that? what you've done is NOT okay. you lied, you wasted days of my time pretending to be something you're not and then you swore at me. that's no okay, that's being a complete ass
i bet your mother would be very sad, do you play jokes on old people all the time like this?
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Lad: no
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Me: then why do it to me?
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Lad: you are saying lars
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Me: what?
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(At this point I must have hit a nerve as he claims that he’s not the kind of person I think he is. Hilarious.)
Lad: am not doing anything you been complaning but am not
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Me: of course you are, you tried to fool me into thinking there was money for me and when i asked where it from you swore and behaved like the child you must be
nobody who really worked for the government would EVER do that
you are a TERRIBLE PERSON
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Lad: am not
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Me: you even said you would come here yourself just to get me excited and then swore when i asked about it
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Lad: only god no that nam not what you saido
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Me: none of it could be true, not the way that you spoke to me
god? he knows what you said
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Lad: ok
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Me: there's nothing okay about it. the least you could do is apologize for being so mean and profane to a 93 year old man. i didn't do anything to you
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Lad: can you help me to pick up money at money gram or western union office will u
moneygram office
(Hunh?)
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Me: help you? why would i help you?
pick up what money?
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Me: pick up money for you? what in the world do you mean
??
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Lad: yes
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Me: go get your own money, i'm leaving
but i plan on bothering you EVERY DAY
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All in all an enjoyable adventure. I plan on playing the angry old man every time he’s on line just to keep him occupied. |
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