Sister Mary *AUDIOBOOKS* *NSFW* SAFARI UPDATE

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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:58 pm

This is interesting. He wants to start his own recording studio:

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Recording studio,with time get to sign artist ,but all will be base on entertainment ,

He made a mockup of his ID for the company, . I offered to get him in touch with one of my "college friends" who could help him. I think he was inspired by recording for the orphanage.

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:13 pm

^^^ Yeah, he told Sister Mary that was what he wanted to do last week. What can I say, she is inspiring!

I really thought he was just saying it to please her but he actually was very good in the recordings!

I'm not going to bother with the Latin. I'll let the trial play out and go from there. He's been silent to my characters all weekend. I'm actually enjoying the break you guys are providing for me. Some days I felt I had to keep going with him to make it believable and I needed a pause!

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:19 pm

Does anyone want to play the part of my college friend/businessman? I'll defer to Lake Amour and Jayhawk if they have ideas, but considering that four people are already part of this bait, what could be wrong with a fifth? It would be great if he wanted to actually start a music studio, which it seems he wants to do. This also gives us a lifeline in case he gives up on the trial. I have to head back to work soon because of school starting, so I probably won't have time for two characters.

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I think we have enough folks for now. Feathers sent him the following, repeated numerous times

Zagreus, yes I thought of a particular Stephen King novel. Can't wait for the movie to come out

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:39 am

I'll give him a few days to wait, and then I'll do it. I have another spare email account anyway, and I want to get him to safari at some point in the next few months.

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:59 am

Nothing from Mr H today... good or bad?

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Hello my friend hello.
I apologize for not giving you more frequent updates. Yesterday was a very good day. The criminal Feathers was not allowed into the courtroom due to his behavior so everything went well. I showed the jury your testimony video and this time we had no midget tranny porn and no killings. I think the jury believed you. Towards the end of your testimony a couple of the jurors were crying. This is a good sign. Feathers' lawyers are working on providing me their cross exam questions. As soon as I get those I will forward them on to you. We are getting near the finish line!

My assistant Mr. Matthew has indicated that you believe that by being in Nigeria you are far enough away and you are not scared of him. Mr. Humphere, you of course are entitled to act the way you please, but need I remind you of what the criminal Feathers did to your computer when you were trying to upload your testimony? And Sister G() says that his powers are growing. P;ease think on this. You are more than a witness to me, you are a friend and I do not want bad things to happen to you.

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:07 pm

I can take on another character or two. He's not emailing my three any more. He's pissed at the Inspector, he's silent to Connie for weeks, and since there is no money coming from Sister Mary any more, he's been very quiet to her. He used to email daily, and I've received 3 emails combined in the last week or so.

I'll need to create a new address and character but I've got the time now.

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:20 pm

I'll PM you the details which I've already told him. I have another spare account, so I can do it as well if you need me to, or I'll save it for another time.
From him just now:

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Bro he email me last night in Latin,he can not and does not have power to curse me,all I know is that I am blessed and any tongue that curse me shall be curse even though he does not and can not curse me,it is his wast of time. Bro,thanks for the update and remain bless

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:36 pm

Smug little jerkwad, isn't he?

Cammy just sent this - she's not happy at being ignored.

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If you dont meant to be rude why are you shunting me when Ive worked so hard to help you wine your case and get Feather convinced, your beign rude all rite, dont kid yourself, you mite think he cant harm you but no mount of wistful thinking is going to save you, like I said, dont kid yourself.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:18 am

So the lad wants to open a recording studio on the advice of Sister Mary. So MrMystery's college friend contacts him.

I know absolutely nothing about studio recording so I'm sure I'll be the perfect fit for him.

My new character's name is Mr Wells, one of the founders of Wells Fargo.

Wells to Hump:

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My name is * Wells and I am a longtime friend on confidant of Justin. He mentioned I should contact you as you were looking for possible business help. Justin didn't go into great detail as to what you were looking for but I've done business deals all over the world and could possibly be of assistance. Justin mentioned something about a music studio which sounds very exciting.

Please let me know if there is any way I can be of assistance. Justin is a great guy and he wouldn't mention you if you weren't a man of good character so I look forward to hearing from you.

He's quick to write back... And he admits he sucks.

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Thank you Mr Henry and also am sorry for the delay in reply, your message went to spam box that was why i did not notice i had a message so am sorry for that,
Yes your right when you said music studio,music has been the love of my life and i have given all to it, but i have not been able to make an impart,I am good in music production, as in making beats but were my problem is,my mastering sound like crap after given much time to make it sound good, but to my audience it is grate but only me knows that i am night mare when it comes to mastering.
Now in my country, i am in the town were we have many kings and anything i think i know a lot of people knows it
and am working on putting out a big studio, since you know about this thing well, which software's can i need to archive that American kind of mastering and from what i have said so far, what do you think the problem with me could be?

Thank you

No clue. I'm sure it's a woofer or tweeter or mixing of some sort but hell if I know...

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Thanks for writing back. Justin said you were a trustowrthy individual and I'll do all I can to help you.

So if I read you right, you say your audience enjoys your music, but you feel it can be better? Do you have a sample mp3 or perhaps even a video of your performances? And what city and country are you in? That will help me figure out the best way to helping you. Mastering musical recordings as you know is a difficult art. You need to know your audience and constantly fine tune.

What is your ultimate goal with this studio? Personal recordings or public use? Do you have a studio already or are you looking to start one? I'm just trying to piece together exactly where you are at in the process.

I'm not really sure where this will go. But I'm hoping for a sample mp3 so we can hear his beats!

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Sorry for coming into this very late.

Im going to introduce myself as Lakes brother, sorry buddy. Ive been reading this for the last few months and its hard to give input without an account so here it goes.

If you want to do the seance, the lad will have to record between the times 1am-3am. Everything during this must be divisible by 3. So should there be 3, 6, 9 people there??? How many candles is very important as well. Personally I would have them chew khat before hand but the jury might not be amused with them speed talking.

As for the "studio" ill reach out to my south african friend who might have a bit of input.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:45 am

Mealy-mouthed apology:

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Sister am sorry I do not want you to be angry but am covered my grace I like you so much please don't be angry OK?

Cammy responds with scorn (and a variation on an old Lad parting phrase).

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Covered by grace, ha ha, your smug now but you dont have any idear what mite be round the coroner, and when mayhems braking out all round you and your about to Hel in a handcrate, Ill remained you just how smug you were and Ill make you eat a hug peace of humble pie.

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Yeah, I think he is done with Cammy for now. When he gets to complaining later about things going wrong I will remind him that he was offered free help but he turned it down.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:00 pm

Hump to Wells, the finance guy:

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The mp3 attachment on this email,was my last recording a year and half now
and our kind of music here is called

1 Afro pop
country is NIGERIA IN WEST AFRICA
CITY LAGOS
Also the studio will be public. bro i also think my mixing sucks
, let me know your view

For your listening pleasure, if you can get through it...

http://chirb.it/0w2p7B

It is truly awful. I'm not sure what I can say to him. I couldn't make it through the first minute. Maybe he needs to stick with scamming. Though he's not good at that either.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:38 pm

It may not be over yet twixt Cammy and Mr H:

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Sister don't be angry , i don't understand what you meant by you will make me eat a hug peace of humble pie. can you explain am confuse.
thank you

Cammy won't reply until Saturday (since tomorrow is Freyja-day).

Lake Amour:

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It is truly awful.

Damn' right!

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:11 pm

I don't know, it sounds pretty good to me. I need that as my ringtone. Do we have the list of cross-examination questions yet? I want him to make another video before he starts getting bored.
Edit: I just had a brilliant but evil idea. A few years ago, maybe around 2008 or so, somebody convinced a bunch of lads to record their own version of YMCA by the Village People. Maybe as a test of his skills, Mr. Humphere could record a version of a popular song like Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up or something.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:56 pm

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My new character's name is Mr Wells, one of the founders of Wells Fargo.

How old are you? 😂

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:22 pm

A quick Google search will tell you I'm 138. In lad years it's mid 30s. Henry's been reincarnated to cause havoc to lads.

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:15 pm

Update from him:

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Ok bro am cool now, i never believe i can fix generator all by my self, this is miracle bro.
Yes i have been discussing with your man, although we have not been able to settle on one thing, we are just trying to understand each other and what could be done, but he is not bad either,i hope we will figure out something base on the studio stuff soon. when is the follow up question coming up, the pastor is begening to choke me up on his suit so i need to return it soon enough

He should keep the suit longer. It suits him well. Pun intended.

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I will send him the follow up questions tonight

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Hello Mr. Humphere

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I am alarmed that you have decided to take on the criminal Feathers without any help but I have tried my best to warn you. Yesterday in court was strange. The defense team called a group of orphans to testify in favor of the criminal Feathers. They said he was a great boy and just a boy and not a criminal mastermind and killer. They were lying of course and I broke them easily on cross examination. All except for the orphan Nelson who was quite stoic and stuck to his story. He was a strange little kid. Always referred to himself in the third person. Never used pronouns. When i asked him if he was a member of the notorious Snorky gang he responded "The Orphan Nelson is not aware of this Snorky Gang and even if the Orphan Nelson was aware of this Snorky Gang the orphan Nelson would not join the Snorky Gang.". Strange kid.

The judge gave Feathers' defense team the weekend to finalize their questions so I will get them to you just as soon as I receive them.

Sorry but I have been too damn busy to get those questions to him. This weekend I should be able to though.

I wonder if he will connect Nelso with Mr. Muttley?

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:13 pm

Edit: Link to Help thread discussing cross-examination questions for Mr. Humphere:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=287714

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:41 pm

Please note, following Google Document links may display your real-life details if you are logged in using a real-life Google identity, and the Main Scambaiting forum can be seen not only by members but also nonmembers. I've removed the link.

Perhaps better to post in HELP if you need feedback as that forum will not be picked up on google search, unlike here in Main.

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:53 pm

Fairly quiet to my characters. I wonder if he's getting sick of us. Remind him of the $100,000 next time we write to him.

From Wells:

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Yes, I hear what you are referring to in your mp3. The music seems somewhat flat and repetitive but I think it holds promise. I'll admit I am more into the financing and promoting of business than the software side but here is what I will do. I'm going to send this to one of my colleagues that specializes in music and get his opinion and I'll get back to you with his response and you can go from there.

As far as getting your studio up and running, is there any way I can be of assistance? Do you have a location? A building? Equipment? Finanacing? Staff? I'm not too sure where you are in the process. Let me know if there is any way I can help.

A simple response from the lad:

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Mr Henry something draw be back but all those things will be ready soon as am done with a little challenge on ground now , but i will wait to hear your friends opinion

Yawn. Meanwhile, Sister Mary wonders where her friend has gone now that there is no money headed his way... And the return of the Shakespearean tone that started all this.

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Oh my dear mr Hump Here,

No you not a bad man at all indeed you been so nice and kind to my orphans it been very polite of you if I may say it myself. I taking good care and like I say I stay off internet best as possible but I do have orphanage to run so every now and then I need to log on and it been difficult since like I say only Orphan Nelson know my password and the childrens been busy with other things more important.

It been so nice and sunny until todays when it got a chill in the air but it supposed to warm again before the weekend. Orphan Penelope even say thouest prayeth that thy dampness disperse and be for'er rebalanced by the warm winds of the holiest of angles breath before the morrow. I think that very nice indeed do you not?

I hope all beist well with you my dear Mr Hump Here and you know but I tell you anyway that we pray for you and hope you take good cares.

I don't know if he makes the Nelson connection. Nothing to the Inspector so far.

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