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Lehigh Guy
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jayhawk wrote:
Here is his explanation video. Thank you Lake.

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He seems concerned but not contrite.

Regardless, I would think that the court will be alarmed at his admission of being under the influence of drugs whether mistakenly or not.

Is a drug test in order? Of course to verify that the sample is coming from the genuine Hump, bio-metrics might be required.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*** WARNING*** THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT AS NSFW AS YOU CAN GET

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Hello Mr. Humphere

We had one hell of a day in court today and I am scared shitless. Let me tell you what happened.

Today was the day for opening arguments. That is where attorneys for both sides tell the jury the evidence they will present. I was up most of the weekend working on my opening argument and it was a killer. So everyone is setting in the courtroom and they bring the criminal Feathers in. Newspaper people were there from all over the globe. This is a big deal! The criminal Feathers was led in the courtroom and he was shackled from head to toe. He could hardly walk due to the shackles on his feet, and he could barely move his hands, as he was handcuffed and the handcuffs were tied around his waste. The judge was taking no chances. The judge called the court to order and I started in on my statement. I was great if I say so myself. I told them about how the criminal killed the orphan Elliot and the terrible things he had done to you. By the time I was done several of the jurors were crying and staring at the criminal Feathers with contempt. It came time for Feathers' lawyer to make his opening statement and he stood up and simply said "My client is innocent" and that was all. To be honest I expected more.

After the opening statements we started playing your testimony and that's when the shit got weird. We were about 30 minutes into your testimony when all hell broke loose. All of a sudden, instead of your testimony, the television screen was filled with midgets having hardcore sex. And not just any midgets, these were what I believe are referred to as Tranny midgets in that they all had both tits and dicks. It was disgusting and one of the jurors fainted. While this was going on the criminal Feathers was laughing. Then all of a sudden instead of Tranny midget porn the screen was showing a goat with large horns fucking a man from behind. And not just any man. IT WAS YOU!!! You were screaming "more more more more" and then the goat took out a long switchblade he was holding in his hoof and he slit your throat. Blood was everywhere on the screen. And not just on the screen, blood started coming from the television. Three of the jurors threw up. The judge ordered the power cord to the television pulled but it did not matter. The disgusting video just kept playing. Then I looked at the criminal Feathers and he was laughing and standing up and clapping. Let me say that again. HE WAS LAUGHING AND STANDING UP AND CLAPPING! Then he started to do a little dance. I looked at the ground and somehow he had got out of his shackles. I tried to grab a gun from one of the bailiffs but Mr. Matthew held me back. As God is my witness if I had got that gun I would have shot the little bastard dead. The bailiffs all had their guns drawn on the criminal Feathers and he threw up his hands and said "I surrender" then he looked at me with those evil red eyes and he said "W....w....whats the p..p...p..roblem P...P...P...Penfold?" as if he had a stutter. Mr. Humphere, not even my wife knows that when I was a child I suffered with bad stutter. But that bastard knew! How did he know that?

The judge ordered the criminal Feathers taken back to his cell and he called all the lawyers into his chambers. He called in a computer techie to examine your video statement and there wasn't a damn thing wrong with it. No tranny midget porn and no video of you being fucked and killed by a goat. That kid is fucking evil and I thank God everyday that you have the strength and courage to put him on death row where he belongs. The judge ordered that the criminal Feathers would no longer be allowed in the courtroom and instead would have to watch the trial from his cell. His lawyers protested but the judge was right in making that ruling.

The judge ordered the criminal Feathers taken back to his cell and he called all the lawyers into his chambers. He called in a computer techie to examine your video statement and there wasn't a damn thing wrong with it. No tranny midget porn and no video of you being fucked and killed by a goat. That kid is fucking evil and I thank God everyday that you have the strength and courage to put him on death row where he belongs. The judge ordered that the criminal Feathers would no longer be allowed in the courtroom and instead would have to watch the trial from his cell. His lawyers protested but the judge was right in making that ruling.

After everything that happened the judge decided to let court out early, so the jury will see your full testimony, out of the reach of the criminal Feathers, tomorrow. Please tell me you are following the advice of Sister . This kid is evil, and he as you on his list of enemys. Take care of yourself and follow her directions to the letter. No shortcuts, okay? This is your life we are talking about..

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was a literary masterpiece. I think it's time for Feathers to taunt him some more. When he wakes up tomorrow, he will be very angry.
Edit: What?
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Bro this kid had goat fucking me, damn that is bad of him. how on earth did he do that? bro this kid need to go down before he ends a lot if people . like i said do be worried about because of him. i am untouchable but here is the little thing that happened to me since last night.
something happened last night but i did not know how to tell you or how real it will sound to you,i did not sleep till the next day because the moment i close my eye, i found a lot of demons fighting me so i have to take enough coffee not to sleep,
but here is the real thing. in the morning when i decided to go and meet with my pastor to seek for prayers and anointing oil, the moment i step four pools from my house,there is this popular mad man around the hood, immediately he saw me, he continue to follow and insist he has a message for me until i gave him money he will not tell me, but ignore him, he follow me to the place i want to enter taxi, so to save my self from the embarrassment, i gave him ₦20 in our currency here but what he told me was shocking as this is the first time in my life i have witness such, he said it in our language
and he said( tell that your friend and his friends that use to judge people not to maintain eye contact with that boy because if they do, he will be speaking through them and that is how he is going to get his freedom with out them knowing what happened) sir i was down and i keep thinking how this can be possible, but i did not tell you because i never had any access with me to email because after my pastor i never came back home till 8pm i have to go for an Eran for him and a job he is trying to get me and also if i told you , you will not believe me , and even me i don't believe that is possible with a mad man, and also it sounds like movie

Even I am confused at this point. Either he is messing with us, or he is hallucinating.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I got the same message

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Thank you sir,i had a feeling that something went wrong as i never had from you up till now, but am much relief at list your alive and that means we live to fight another day.i am following the instructions she gave me to be honest i wonder how this kid got hold of all that power, if i had not known what he is capable of or what i have seen here myself, your email would have sound like a home movie to me,
But something happened last night but i did not know how to tell you or how real it will sound to you,i did not sleep till the next day because the moment i close my eye, i found a lot of demons fighting me so i have to take enough coffee not to sleep,
but here is the real thing. in the morning when i decided to go and meet with my pastor to seek for prayers and anointing oil, the moment i step four pools from my house,there is this popular mad man around the hood, immediately he saw me, he continue to follow and insist he has a message for me until i gave him money he will not tell me, but ignore him, he follow me to the place i want to enter taxi, so to save my self from the embarrassment, i gave him ₦20 in our currency here but what he told me was shocking as this is the first time in my life i have witness such, he said it in our language
and he said( tell that your friend and his friends that use to judge people not to maintain eye contact with that boy because if they do, he will be speaking through them and that is how he is going to get his freedom with out them knowing what happened) sir i was down and i keep thinking how this can be possible, but i did not tell you because i never had any access with me to email because after my pastor i never came back home till 8pm i have to go for an Eran for him and a job he is trying to get me and also if i told you , you will not believe me , and even me i don't believe that is possible with a mad man, and also it sounds like movie, so am sorry ,all the same don't blame your self what the shit that went down today it is not your fault, you tried your best and i know that god will continue to strengthen you to finish this and put to an end to this evil.
thanks for the update and if there is anyway i can help just let me know.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Also:
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Thanks bro and be safe too and thanks for not allowing mr penfold commit murder thanks alot am sure his children and wife needs him close instead of going down because of feathers and do not be far from him tomorrow since your his anti dot now, bro i have never stop laughing since i got mr penfold email, please you two should be safe and also have it in mind that demons have jurisdictions too , what am saying is this, for his demonic power to work here, the demons he is working with must first take permition from the once here and since the once here have no power over me and they know the kind of danger it will bring to them if am hurt so they will decline to his request. i know it sounds funny but that is the trueth bro. just be safe and keep mr penfold safe too

I think that Feathers should let me know that he is far more powerful than any of his demons, and that he is coming to kill him. He's so absorbed into this whole demon thing that it's almost scary. He does not think he has to draw runes or anything because he is safe where he is, but that should change. His pastor must really think he is crazy.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thank God you are okay. Yes, I am taking every precaution. Sister has given me instructions on how to protect myself. So you think it is possible that the criminal Feathers is really the dark lord Lucifer?


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Sir at first i thought he was just a boy that lost his ways but now am short of words to describe him

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's important to realize that he is staying up until 2 AM Nigerian time just talking to us. His sleep deprivation can only be making this worse for him. I'm still curious about the crazy guy. What happened with that?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Feathers cast a curse on him. Where have you been? Laughing

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i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry. What should happen tomorrow? We need him to start drawing the runes soon, or else bad things will happen.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Let's give him a day to draw the runes.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cammy's email with the runes and how to draw them was almost 24 hours ago but no reply yet. She'll have to hurry him up.

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Didyou plaec the runes as I told you, this is very impotent I caant tell you how impotent, I need tihe pix to be sure that you crew them rute, Freyja bless me but drakness us treatening all rsound us, my duty is tho help you and keep you asafe, reply soon plz, I have to go now


As you can see, she's very worried and jittery.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, you guys went a few pages without me and the bait keeps getting weirder. My nice, normal island is no more... Confused

He's been silent to all my characters for four days except one quick message to Sister that is very very boring:

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Madam i was angry because of all that have happened knowing that i never lied to you and you never lied to me but the banks here are to be blame , but am sorry for all i said to you it was because of anger. I do not care anymore where the money goes but lets it go because no amount of money worth letting our friendship go ok? people do have misunderstanding that what makes us human, but all that is past now,i will not like us to part away i still need your friendship so much , please can that be posible ? i wait your response


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Oh my dear Mr Hump Here,

I try not to be angry and things between us be okay and just fine. I try not to go on computer too much since it seem it always bad news when I go on so I not going on it too much anymore and I think that be just fine.

Things starting to go back to normal. In fact I have Mr Jason a wonderful 17 year old boy coming to the orphanage today to read books to my childrens! Isn't that wonderful! He is nice young man who heard about us on the news and offered from the kindness of his blessed heart to come read and I not sure what he has planned but no doubt it will be just wonderful.

Otherwise everything be going just fine and I do cherish your friendship mr hump here be assured of that and you been so good and nice to us and I glad everything getting back to normal around here.


I'll let the trial play out and figure out how I can get back in to my own bait!

Is there any possibility of Feathers walking, AND Hump gets his money? I think that would be a great combination. Feathers continues to haunt him, and we send him a crate of cash?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To be fair, the entire supernatural thing was his idea anyway. We just decided to go with it. He's busy submitting the required information to receive his fund later. Has Feathers contacted him again yet?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Feathers will send him some curses tonight

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told the lad to update his passport with his current face because he shaved his head. We haven't even started talking about runes yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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he looked at me with those evil red eyes and he said "W....w....whats the p..p...p..roblem P...P...P...Penfold?" as if he had a stutter. Mr. Humphere, not even my wife knows that when I was a child I suffered with bad stutter.


Someone's been reading Stephen King Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am tempted to put some Feathers curses in the emails Sister Mary sends him. Just this sweet old lady telling him about her day and in the middle you get

howdy fule i sees u on the puter rite no an i comes to kell yo wen i set free

And then her message keeps going like normal.

Maybe...

(That's a very good Feathers impression, no?) Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That sounds great. May as well try it.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nice Feathers. Can you say it in Latin though?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've not seen the Latin version of Feathers speak but I could try. Or you can just PM me a handful of phrases to slip in there.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you Google Latin curses, you can maybe find some. Google Translate also works. Mr. Humphere does not like runes:
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No bro , it is not noticeable, my mind does not accept that at first but i have to do it to avoid blames but am sure , it is not necessary for me, and i wont leave them for long, am just been honest to you

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seeing as how Latin is the language the Demon inhabiting Feathers naturally speaks you do not need to convert to "Feathers"

(Seriously did I really just type that?)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr H is indeed being cagey about the Runes. I found these messages when I logged on:

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I AM LOOKING FOR WERE YO BUY THE THINGS WITH THE COLOR YOU TOLD ME , I WAS NOT AROUND YESTERDAY BUT I WILL DO IT TODAY


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sis i have done that, but i did it were it can not be notice by people around, to avoid getting me wrong . i think it is ok now


Cammy is still somewhat rattled by recent events, and it shows.

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I chose if its okay not you, i need pix to be sure, get them to me plz!!!!!


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sister i don't mean to be rude ,it is dark here , like i said i did it in a way it wont be noticeable, so to snap it will be hard but trust me on this, i am fine nothing will happen to me


Oh come on - after what's been happening, he'd balk at the Runes? Cammy didn't take that well.

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Its sposed to be every door and every window, did you do that, and how did you make the runes hard to see, remeber they hae to be 18 cm high (thats 7 in. if you dont do metrik), and trust me I need to see what you drew cos your being bit causal bout your live and sole and thats nether wise nor cleaver!!!!1


If/when anyone starts adding Latin to emails - Cammy's won't have the phrases; after all, she's protected; anything to convince Mr H that her powers against evil are effective!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If we are doing that, I won't either. He really trusts me now, and I do not plan on changing that. I'm trying to go for the herb ritual plan now.
Edit: I don't think we are going to get any more rituals from him, at least for bow:
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Thanks for your honesty, since it is for my own safety,trust me i know how to protect myself and i will be available anytime you people want me, nothing will happen to me. i am protected already am sure of it,bro nothing is wrong with what you people want me to do, but my mind does not go with it, the one i already did was just not to disobey orders, but despite that, am not cool with it, bro you suppose understand me, i must be fine and available anytime . fellatio power is not enough to shake me, i know what am saying

I'm moving on to getting him to finish giving me all of his personal information, including a revised passport.

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Then all of a sudden instead of Tranny midget porn the screen was showing a goat with large horns fucking a man from behind. And not just any man. IT WAS YOU!!


HAHAHAHAHA! That's one of the funniest lines I've read in a baiter email. Very Happy

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