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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:50 pm

This was just bizarre, I hope he comes back...

A week ago, lad with a US Navy profile pic...

Script #1, the romance:
Hello...how are you doing today? I hope all is well with you. Thank you very much for accepting me as your friend. I'm very happy about that. Immediately after i looked at your profile picture it captured me. I must confess you are very pretty. I think i would like to know more about you.

Me: Do I know you?

Fast forward three days...

Lad: Hello \
How are you doing

Script #1 again
Lad: Hello...how are you doing today? I hope all is well with you. Thank you very much for accepting me as your friend. I'm very happy about that. Immediately after i looked at your profile picture it captured me. I must confess you are very pretty. I think i would like to know more about you.

Another day passes and then he pops in while I'm on line:

Lad: Hello
How are you doing

Me: do i know you?

Lad: I KNOW YOU SO MUCH

And then he was gone again.

But wait, he's back this morning. This was a pretty rapid-fire chat so it's really odd where he went with it.

Lad: Hello

Me: hello

Lad: How are you doing

Me:
fine
do i know you?

Lad: I am a USA military personnel currently in Afghanistan what about you

Me: just an old man sitting in a hospital bed
are you in the navy?
i was in the navy in world war 2, joined right after the attack on pearl harbor

Lad: Yes

Me: what do you do? i was an emgineer

Lad: Okay can i see your profile picture

Me: i don't have one, i'm not really good with computers
i'm 93 years old so i don't look all that good anyway
hahaha

Lad: Okay

Me: so what is your job ?

Script #2, the next step in the romance scam, appears to be just cut and pasted at random totally ignoring the conversation we were having.

Lad: I work with the US ARMY, am from Arizona, United States. Currently am in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission, I came across your profile on face book suggestion, you are pretty and attractive, you seems nice to me, i would like to know you more and better. Can we get acquainted? Are you married ?? Do you have kids? I very much hope that we can begin a dialogue. Have a nice day dear

Me: very funny

Lad: Thank you so much

Me: i thought you said you were in the navy
are you playing tricks on an old man?

Lad: No

Me: funny joke about getting married

Script # 3, this time an inheritance scam.

Lad: SEVERY EFFORT HAS MADE TO INFORM YOU NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH WHICH IS THE UNITY OF ALL GUARANTEE ON YOUR INHERITANCE PAYMENT ACTIVATED ATM CARD DELIVERY COMING TO YOU WHICH THIS $100 IS FINAL AND LAST DELIVERY WILL COST YOU OBI DIKE RECEIVED THE CLEARANCE WITH YOUR NAME ADDRESS BEING THE DESTINATION OF YOUR INHERITANCE TOTAL VALUE OF $10.5MILLION ACTIVATED INTO YOUR ATM CARD TO GRANT IMMEDIATE ACCESS USING WHAT BELONGS TO YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR WISH

Me: inheritance? what are you talking about?
hello? are you there?
where are you? inheritance? who died?
not very nice of you to play tricks on an old man, why are you doing that?

And then gone. If this is his career path he's gonna get really hungry.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:43 pm

Hey, if you throw enough shit on the wall, some of it is bound to stick.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:21 pm

What a moron! Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:34 am

One Lad of Mal's acquaintance changed from trunkbox scam to hitman to loan arranger (actually phisher).

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2189636&highlight=beers#2189636

WRT to script no. 2, another Lad committed a similar howler in chat.

Quote:

Lad (8:10 AM): wus up
Lad (8:10 AM): from where
Mal (8:10 AM): Sorry?
Lad (8:10 AM): m/f
Mal (8:10 AM): You asked me to chat.
Mal (8:11 AM): Are you there?
Lad (8:12 AM): yes
Lad (8:13 AM): sorry a little bit busy
Mal (8:13 AM): How are you busy?
Mal (8:16 AM): Hello?
Mal (8:25 AM): Unless you're able to chat, don't ask/
Lad (8:30 AM): sorry
Lad (8:30 AM): r u thee
Mal (8:31 AM): I'm here.
Mal (8:33 AM): So, talk to me.
Lad (8:34 AM): plz i want to tell u something
Lad (8:34 AM): ok
Mal (8:35 AM): Sure.
Lad (8:35 AM): yea
Mal (8:36 AM): Is that all you want to tell me?
Lad (8:41 AM): my late father dr OPOMPONI has amout of 12million sa dalla in I,C,B BANK so he told me that there is a barister behiend it so after the ded of my late father i call the barister n ask him n he said that it is true so i told him that i want to change the nam into my hosbans name n for now i dont have hosban in hana here ok so i want to tell u if u can marry me
Mal (8:42 AM): Say again?????
Lad (8:45 AM): i said my late fathere have 12million us dalla in I C B BANK but for now that he is dead i want to change his name into my hosbans name
Mal (8:45 AM): But you're a man!!!!!!
Lad (8:46 AM): and for GHANA here to am not haven any man here
Mal (8:46 AM): Gay rights are all well and good, but I'm not that way.
Mal (8:47 AM): I'd like to help you get your money cleaned, but I have my limits.
Mal (8:50 AM): Are you still there?
Lad (8:50 AM): so r u going to help me
Lad (8:50 AM): try ur best for me plz
Mal (8:50 AM): Not if marriage is part of the deal.
Lad (8:50 AM): have u marry
Mal (8:51 AM): No. But that's not the point.
Lad (8:51 AM): yes u can help me bcz the money will transfere into ur name ok\
Mal (8:52 AM): But first it has to be cleaned, right?
Lad (8:52 AM): yes
Mal (8:53 AM): Fine. I understand why you want to leave Ghana. You have no rights there.
Lad (8:54 AM): try ur best for me so that i will travel to ur place to live life with u ok
Mal (8:54 AM): I don't know about that.
Mal (8:55 AM): You can make your own life with your own kind.
Mal (8:55 AM): I'm not ready to be your father and I am DEFINITELY not going to be your husband!
Lad (8:57 AM): plz try n recieve this money for me ok bcz i dont want anybody in GHANA here to recieve it ok
Lad (8:57 AM): plz
Mal (8:58 AM): Are you at your hotel, or at the camp you mentioned?
Lad (8:59 AM): for now am in the hotel bora bora
Lad (9:00 AM): with the money
Mal (9:02 AM): You said it was in the bank before, which is odd, because I thought no bank would accept it.
Lad (9:05 AM): so r u gping to help me
Mal (9:07 AM): You're not listening to me, are you?
Lad (9:07 AM): yea
Lad (9:08 AM): plz talk to me bcz i need ur help ugency
Mal (9:08 AM): I am talking but you're not listening too well.
Lad (9:08 AM): ok sorry wht
Mal (9:09 AM): OK.
Lad (9:11 AM): plz ur name
Lad (9:11 AM): r u there with me plz
Mal (9:11 AM): Sorry, I thought you were busy.
Mal (9:12 AM): My name is Mal Reynolds. You said you saw my name at Bujumbura camp
Lad (9:13 AM): yes s
Mal (9:14 AM): You wrote me and asked my help.
Lad (9:14 AM): yes
Lad (9:15 AM): n i hope u r goim to help me
Mal (9:15 AM): You then asked me to think of you as my biological son.
Lad (9:15 AM): ok
Lad (9:15 AM): thank u for ur wold
Mal (9:15 AM): So the marriage thing came as a bit of a shock. I thought gay men were pretty much illegal over there. You took a chance mentioning that. A lot of Western men would have cut you off right there.
Lad (9:16 AM): but am not such people
Lad (9:17 AM): plz
Lad (9:17 AM): help me
Mal (9:17 AM): I don't get it.
Mal (9:17 AM): You're a man who proposed to another man. That's gay, dude.
Lad (9:18 AM): oh no not lithat
Mal (9:18 AM): Sorry, what?
Lad (9:19 AM): sorry i said is not like that
Mal (9:19 AM): No, you asked me to be your husband, and there's only one way to read that.
Lad (9:20 AM): sorry i really need ur help but ihave made a mistake for give me plz
Mal (9:21 AM): Did you think that I'm gay? Why the Sam Frick would you have thought that?
Lad (9:24 AM): i am very very sorry to talk to u like that ok for give me
Mal (9:25 AM): This has turned into a real Charlie Foxtrot.
Lad (9:25 AM): sorry
Lad (9:26 AM): it will never will happen again
Mal (9:26 AM): I hope so.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

These are both hilarious. LOL

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:23 pm

So how does one go about attracting lads on one of these chat things? And have secure are they in terms of blocking your true IP address?

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