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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:42 pm

I get a scam letter from some dipwad "named" Shalo...typical scam letter.... unfortunately I don't have the original letter anymore, but no matter...we ALL know what they are like. Anyway, I respond:

Dear Shola,

Thank you for your mail.
I am pleased to accept your business proposal. Please send me all
necessary documents.
Yours very sincerely,
Rev. Hugh G. Rection
P.S. Enclosed is my identification as you requested.

I attach my ID

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:45 pm

SHOLA, OR SHALO, OR WHATEVER THE HELL THE NAME IS, RESPONDS

From: shalo harris <[email protected]>
To: Zetty Twine
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:15:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: SHOLA AND SISTER LINDER

ASSYLUM CAMP ACCRA
TELEPHONE 233244870339
FROM SHOLA AND LINDA

DEAR Zetty Twine

THANKS FOR YOUR GODLY RESPONSE MAY GOD ALMIGHTY
CONTINUE TO HELP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.SIR AS LONG YOU
HAVE ACCPTED TO HELP US I PRAY THAT THINGS WORK WELL
SO THAT ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER WILL COME OVER TO
SATRT A NEW LIFE IN YOUR COUNTRY.
WE ARE SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE THE REASON IS THAT
WE HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY TRYING TO ORGANIZE OUR SELF.
AS LONG YOU HAVE AGREED TO HELP US WE PRAY THAT YOU DO
IT WITH YOUR WHOLE MIND BECAUSE HUMANS BEINGS WHEN
THEY WILL SAY THAT THEY WILL HELP, IN THERE INNER MIND
THEY WILL BE NURSING ANOTHER THING BUT WE PRAY THAT IT
WILL NOT HAPPEN THAT WAY.
AS I TOLD YOU IN THE MAIL THAT I SENT TO YOU THAT THIS
17 MILLION USA DOLLAR WAS DEPOSITED MY LATE FATHER
WHICH HE USE MY NAME AS THE RIGHTFUL BENFICIARY WHICH
ALL THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT COVER THE FUND ARE TIGHT
WITH ME.
AS LONG AS YOU WILL HELP US , ALL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW
IS THAT IF YOU KNOW THE HELP YOU WILL RENDER TO US
FEEL FREE TO DO SO, BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE ANY PARTENTS
NOW WE NEED SOME BODY THAT WILL TAKE US LIKE HIS OR
SON.
THIS FUND WAS DEPOSITED WITH BARCLEYS BANK HERE IN
GHANA, AND I WILL INTRUDUCE YOU TO THE BANK AS MY LATE
DADDY BUSINESS PARTHNER WHOM MY LATE DADDY HAVE
IMFORMED TO RECEIVED THE FUND AS OUR NEXT KIN.
ALL THE NECEASSARY ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN CONCLUED FOR
YOU TO RECEIVED THIS FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT AS LONG AS
YOU WILL NOT BETRAY US WHEN THE MONEY GETS TO YOUR
ACCOUNT BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS OUR ONLY HOPE IN LIFE.
SIR THERE IS NO RIXK INVOVLED BUT YOUR ADVICE TO KEEP
IT FOR YOUR SELF BECAUSE WHEN IT COME THE ISUEE OF
MONEY NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND CAN BE TRUSTED, ALL WE
NEEDED FROM YOU IS TO TAKE CARE OF US, AND DIRECT US
IN A GODLY WAY AND HELP US TO INVEST THE MONEY INTO A
GOOD BUSINESS BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT
INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTION.
SIR WE STILL AGREED TO OFFER YOU 15 PERCENT OF THE
TOTAL FUND FOR YOUR GODLY ASSISTANCE AND FOR ANY
MINOR EXPENICES YOU MAY COMES ABOUT.
PLEASE STUDY CAREFUL SO THAT WE CAN FORWARD THE
CONTACT OF THE BANK TO YOU INCLUDING OUR FAMILY
PICTURES FOR YOU TO VIEW.KINDLY GET BACK TO US WITH YOUR FAX AND TELEPHONE
NUMBER INCLUDING THE BANK ACCOUNT YOU WANT THE BANK TO
TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO.
REMAIN BLESS TILL WE HEAR FROM YOU, BUT YOU CAN REACH
US WITH THIS OUR LINE 233 244 87 0339.

THANKS
SHOLA AND SISTER

Oh boy, Family photos!

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:52 pm

Here are the mugu's "family photos." Uh huh.

This must be "daddy" (awwwww)

This must be mommy

This is his little sister

This is mugu boy Shola

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:58 pm

The good reverend replies to Shola:

Hello Shola and sister,

How are you, my beeyotches?
I'm glad I can help you.
I'm Rev Dr Hugh G Rection, and I am minister of the holy Church of
Zetty Twine. Perhaps God has sent you my way. I am willing to help you
in all ways possible, and would like a threesome with you and your
sister. Attached is a picture of my ministry's newest church. Do you
like it? We think it is beautiful.

Let me know what I must do to help you.

Love in Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Dr Hugh G Rection

I attach a pic of my Church (look familiar?)

and of course, my church logo

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:02 pm

Mugu writes back, and sends same pics of the family again

Dear Zetty Twine
Infact iam more than happy when i read your mail this
morning including the picture of your church very
lovely. Yes is God that directed you to us because we
have been fasting and praying for a Godly person who
will help me and my only sister linda because we have
no parents thank God for his world that says at any
condition we should thank him, so we know that he have
purpose for us.
Sir i also thank God for your life because your a born
again christain and God really want to use you to
change our life so that we can start a new life at the
same time have a reason to glorify him, although we
are suffering even to eat is a big problm because we
are leaving in the refugge camp but we know that one
day the lord will bring somebody who will help us out
so that we can still feel at home.
Daddy we called you daddy because your our only hope
now as long as God have directed you to help us, you
will not regreat it we promise to be a good people and
the same time serve GOd with you.
Regard to what i told you in my last mail that this
fund was deposited by my late father CHIEF HARRIS . E
. BAKO who is the former chairman of serra lone
diamond and mining corporation before he died.
Be fore he gave up he told me that he deposited the
sum of 17 million usa dollar with the barclys bank
ghana , he also gave to me the deposit slips he use to
deposte the money in the bank with my name and i
have gone to the bank to verify and the money is still
there.
The reasons for contacting you is that we needed a
forign parthner who will help us to transfer this
money out of africa so that me and my only sister
will leave africa to start a new life because we dont
have any body in life.
Daddy we believe in you and trust you because your God
sent.
Daddy we want you know that we have already inform the
bank that our late father business parthner will
received the money on our behalf infact they where all
happy they are only waiting for you to reach them so
that the bank will made the transfer direct to your
account because is going to be bank to bank.
DADDY i will be forwarding the contacts of the bank so
that you will contact them through there fax line, as
soon as you contacted them they will ask you for the
deposit slips which i will be sending to you as soon
as you contacted them, dont forget that the amount is
17 million usa dollar deposited by CHIEF HARRIS . E .
BAKO , but your now contacting them as my late daddy
business parthner.
Daddy feel free to contact them today, any thing you
dont understand kindly reach me immediatly ok.
kindly send to us your telephone and your fax number
including your full name make sure you gave to them
all this informations including your banking details
where you want the bank to transfer the 17 millon usa
dollar.
HERE IS THE BANKING INFORMATIONS
BARCLYS BANK GHANA ACCRA WESTAFRICA
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CHRISTAINA TITI , INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DIRECTOR.
JOHN KABANGO , DIRECTOR .
FAX ...+23327512730
TELEPHONE...+233277740416
Daddy kindly contact them through there fax line, they
will get back to you.

Meanwhile, here is our family pictures.

Thanks
shola and sister

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:03 pm

I respond....

From: Zetty Twine
To: shalo harris <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:22:44 -0500
Subject: Re: from shola and sister, please view our family pictures

Greetings Shalo, In Zetty's Mighty Name.

How are you my lad?
You're sister is quite the hottie! I'm very sorry to hear of all the
tragedy that has befallen your family.
Listen, I have tried to fax and call the bank like you asked, but
their line was engaged or maybe even not functioning. Perhaps you can
have them e mail me?
Regards,
Rev Hugh

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:45 pm

I get a response from mugu-boy!

From: shalo harris <[email protected]>
To: Zetty Twine
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 09:46:50 -0800 (PST)
Subject: from shola and sister,

Daddy

Thanks once more, as soon as i read your mail contacted the bank to tell them that your trying to reach them through fax but they told me that they have been receiveing fax maybe it should be a net work problem.
They told me to inform you to forward your fax and telephone number so that they can contact you direct if possible.

Daddy kindly forward your fax and telephone number so that i will forward it to them, i think that is the best idea.
Daddy if you have any thing to offer your children at this xmas time me and my little sister will be happy, because we dont have any thing even to eat is a problem for us.
As you do this for us God will bless you in his riches and glory.
HERE IS THE BANK EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected], incase you try is not going kindly reach them through this email address but call them to notify them immediatly you send them a mail.

Thanks
shola and sister

How about that "Daddy" shit?! LOLLLL

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:48 pm

I write back to Mugu-boy:

From: Zetty Twine
To: shalo harris <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 17:39:15 -0500
Subject: Re: from shola and sister,

Hello Shalo
Well, I tried to fax the bank again, but no luck. I will e mail them right away.
I have some good news for you! The Donation Commttee of the Church of
Zetty Twine has $3,000 dollars available for you! All you have to do
is fill out the Donation Questionnaire which I will send you, and then
we can send you the money via Western Union. How's that for a
Christmas present from Daddy?
Regards and Love in Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Hugh

Now all I gotta do is send him a questionnaire form and write to that absolutely legitimate bank with the Yahoo email address! Woo hoooo

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:25 pm

I send the questionnaire...

Dearest Shalo,
I am attaching the fund release paperwork that I mentioned. Fill it
out right away, and the Church of Zetty Twine will send you $3000
dollars, hopefully just in time for Christmas! When you are done, fax
it to me at
x-xxx-xxx-xxxx.
May God bless you and your dear sister this season!!

Yours in Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Hugh G Rection (Daddy)

It's quite a LOOOOONG questionnaire, which a fellow baiter wrote up for me...about 300 questions and a reading comprehension section. I won't post it here(unless I get a response). If you really want to see it, just send me a private message and I'll e mail it to you. Twisted Evil

To be continued...?

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:50 pm

I'm baiting the same lad and received the same pics. I only get called uncle though. The last email he was back to sir, maybe I'm not nice enough?

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:20 pm

johned wrote:

I'm baiting the same lad and received the same pics. I only get called uncle though. The last email he was back to sir, maybe I'm not nice enough?

"Uncle", eh? Should I be honored? HEHEHE Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:21 pm

MUGU-BOY SENDS A RESPONSE!

DADDY

INFACT WE DONT KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU AND THE MEMBER OF YOUR CHURCH, MY GOD ALMIGHTY CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
DADDY I WILL FILL IT RIGHT AWAY AND GET BCK, BUT WE ARE STYING AT A REFUGGE CAMP SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND THE MONEY TO THIS NAME MISS GIFTY AGEBE, SHE IS THE WOMAN INCHARGE OF THE CAMP.
AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT, KINDLY FORWARD THE INFORMATION TO MY BOX SO THAT SHE WILL GO TO THE WESTERN UNION TO BRING IT TO US.
DONT FORGET THAT YOUR SENDING IT TO GHANA ACCRA WEST AFRICA.
DADDY WE DONT KNOW HOW TO STILL THANK YOU FOR YOUR GOOD NESS BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR YOU.
AS SOON AS THE BANK GET BCK TO YOU , KINDLY LET ME KNOW.

THANKS
SHOLA AND SISTER

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:23 pm

uh oh! Trouble in Mugu-land! Mugu writes again:

From: shalo harris <[email protected]>
To: Zetty Twine <>
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 04:27:10 -0800 (PST)
Subject: from shola and sister,
Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to contacts list | Trash this message | Report phishing | Show original
DADDY
I WAS ABLE TO PRINT ALL THE DONATION QUESTIONNAIRE OUT, DADDY THEY ARE 35 PAGES IN NUMBER.
DADDY IAM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FAX THEM ALL AS SOON AS WE FILL THEM ALL, WE WILL BE FAXING THEM COMPLETELY AS SOON AS WE RECEIVED THE MONEY YOU WANT TO GIVE TO US.
PLEASE DONT BE OFFEND WE HAVE READ ALL THE INFO AND WELL UNDERSTOOD BUT JUST THAT IT WILL TAKE ALOT OF MONEY TO GET THEM DONE.
MEAN WHILE WE HAVE FORWED THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF AS SOON AS WE RECEIVED THE MONEY WE WOULD FILL THEM COMPLETELY AND FAX DIRECT TO YOU BUT IT WILL TAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND WE DONT HAVE THAT CAN OF MONEY.
WATING FOR YOUR RESPONSE DADDY, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US.
THANKS
SHOLA AND SISTER

Of course, this is unacceptable. I'll have to straighten him out a bit. To be continued...

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:27 pm

I respond:

From: Zetty Twine <>
To: shalo harris <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 14:25:27 -0500
Subject: Re: from shola and sister,

Dearest Shola,
Listen lad, this is absolutely unacceptable. We cannot send you the
money first, and then have you send the forms. It simply is NOT done
that way. I hope you understand bureaucracy.
If you really want the $3000 dollars, you MUST fax the forms.
Sincerely,
Rev Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:33 pm

And I send another quick note, just for kicks...

Dear Shalo,
Just a thought....
If you can't fax the forms, perhaps you can scan them and send the
completed forms as an e mail attachment?
Rev Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:39 pm

johned wrote:

I'm baiting the same lad and received the same pics. I only get called uncle though. The last email he was back to sir, maybe I'm not nice enough?

Heheheh so, what line of bullshit are you feeding the lad? Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:05 pm

Mugu boy writes back:
From: shalo harris <[email protected]>
To: Zetty Twine <.com>
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:46:43 -0800 (PST)
Subject: from shola and sister,

Daddy

Thanks for your quick response, anyway i have to wait
till i got money because as of now we dont have any
thing so i wonder where you want us to get money to
fax or attach those documents, remember we are staying
in the refugge camp here in ghana, so if you think
that you can not help us no problem.
You told us that you have contacted the bank, please
daddy as soon as you hear from them kindly get back to
us.
Daddy what if i should feel the first 100 hundred
pages and see how i can send or fax will that be ok
because we dont have any kobo with us we are only
counting on people to leave.
think about this unless you just want to make things
deffecult for us.Any way we still hope unto the lord.

thanks
shola and sister

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:08 pm

I can give in a little bit, I think...

From: Zetty Twine
To: shalo harris <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:03:21 -0500
Subject: Re: from shola and sister,

Shola,
By all means! Why didn't I think of that? Anyway, I spoke to the
donation committee, and they said that if you fax the first few pages,
that will be fine. Then, if satisfactory, they will send you a
payment. You can then fax the rest of the paperwork later. Will that
be okay? Keep in mind, you are certainly eligible for even more
funding after the fiscal year ends. Praise Jesus H. Christ, for He
looks out for all His children. I want to help you in that horrible
refugee camp. You are become as a son upon me. Fear not, for Zetty's
revelations of the Lord are clear: "Help thee the heathen stranger and
thy reward in Heaven is great."
Fax us three or four pages and help is on the way from Daddy.

Regards in Jesus,
Rev Dr Hugh G Rection

To be continued...?

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:57 am

Quote:

so, what line of bullshit are you feeding the lad

I keep asking about sis and the prospects of marriage. He said that he has documents but so far has not produced any to me. I did get a photo that you haven't posted. I'll post it if you have not seen it yet. I think its supposed to be dear old dad before he passed.

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:53 am

johned wrote:

Quote:

so, what line of bullshit are you feeding the lad

I keep asking about sis and the prospects of marriage. He said that he has documents but so far has not produced any to me. I did get a photo that you haven't posted. I'll post it if you have not seen it yet. I think its supposed to be dear old dad before he passed.

Sure! Let's have a look! Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:24 am

Here you go. It looks like it was probably taken the same day as the photo that is front of the casket.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/johned/shalo/our.jpg">

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:25 am

Quite the dashing lad, no?

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:37 pm

I get a response from Muguboy:

From: shalo harris <[email protected]>
To: Zetty Twine
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:08:05 -0800 (PST)
Subject: from shola and sister,

Daddy

Thanks alot for your understanding, i will try to fax the pages as you said, may God continue to bless you and your church people as long as you have accepted to help us from your mind.

i will proceed to fax the first pages now.

remain bless daddy.

I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see if he keeps his word...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:49 pm

I respond...

To: shalo harris <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:43:35 -0500
Subject: Re: from shola and sister,

Shalo,
Hey my bugger, how are you today?
I cannot wait to receive your faxes!! What a joyous Xmas season this
will turn out to be! I always get a warm and fuzzy feeling in my
nether regions when I do a good deed for some wretched person in this
dreadfully horrid world. Hoping to hear from you soon! Give a French
kiss to your sister from me.
Regards,
The Rev Hugh

To be continued...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:04 pm

Muguboy responds!

To: Zetty Twine <>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 08:03:32 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: from shola and sister,

Daddy

Thanks alot, we are as well wishing happy xmas .just in some hours from now i hope to fax them, i will be taking my time because it is up to 37 pages and i will taking them hundred by hundred because cost alot.

Laughing

Gasp! Can this mugu actually be spending money??