"I'm for real babe" - Cammy chats with Godwin

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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:24 am

In recent weeks both Cammy and Captain Mal have had Godwin Emefieles hitting their inboxes the way grasshoppers hit windscreens. Among Cammy's horde of Godwins was one that featured in ScammingTheScammer's thread on the Moneygram Automated MTCN Line (https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=301051&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=100), pages 5 through 8.

Now the same poor Godwin has allowed himself to be suckered into chatting with Cammy on Hangouts, and it's mutated into a romance bait. Like anyone would be surprised...

Godwin is in italics; my comments are in bold.

how are you today?
i'm fine
were are you now
i did not hear from you again on hangout
I wasn't in.
TBSS, huh.
Question is, where are you?
good day ms white
Freyja-Day is never a good day to try and contact me.
I should have said.
how are you today? but any day in life is a good day
If you lived my life... you wouldn't want to miss even one second of it.
Trust me!
i will lived your life because i love you and trust you
You couldn't live my life. No way!
And why do you love me? I know that you would if you'd met me, or even just seen me, but, well, you haven't done either.
Miss white I love you because i will love to get married to you after this transaction and I will always love to care for and stand beside you till the end of this transaction
Why did you think I can't live your life
I am processing to have leave by end of the month so we can meet in person baby
Baby I'm ready to do anything for you if you are ready to met me in person because I really want to met you
Um... why would I want to get married? And to you? Seriously, dewd?
No, you are mistaken it.
I only asked to meet you
"I love you because i will love to get married to you" - that's what you told me!
Or are you saying that you fancy a shag?
No I don't and hope you really want us to meet in person
How is your weekend going so far babe
Well, if you come to Australia, that might happen, but don't get your hopes up.
Why won't I get my hopes up on you baby
Well I'm planning on getting a leave by the end of this month..so we can be able to me in person
Well... I'm a hot babe.
How old are you?
Wow lol..that's cool by you
Well I'm 35 and you
Get real. Governor of a bank at 35?
I'm also a hot guy in person
Can you guess how old I'm for real
From your ID pic I'd say 45+.

The real Godwin is 58.

Easily.
Well guess you are right babe just kidding you babe
I'm 47 of age and you
Don't kid me. I hate liars.
I'm 26.
Ooh..nice age
Can I have a real pics of you in person
My BBFF is 29. That's a nice age too.
That good
I would love to see you babe if truly you don't mind me babe
You want a picture? Listen up, dewd; I'm a photomodel. My pictures are my life. It's like me asking you for money cos you're in a bank.
Convince me.
It's just to see a pics of how you look like in person nothing much babe
It's not bad to ask out for anything because we are made for each other at any time
Favor is meant to be share with one another babe
Excuse me? You expect my favours?
Yes I do
Just like that?
Hope it's not bad to sick favors from you
What do you mean by just like that
I only grant my favours to hot guys and babes, and for a long time now to just one guy, my BBFF Alek-Jay.
I'm trying to do everything possible to make this transaction works out between us babe
He's not only hot but he's also one Hel of a stud. Plus he takes my pix.
How long have you been into a relationship with your bf Alek-jay
That's because he has been the one there for you for a very long time
Three years now.
I know with me having your pix it's not going to move me or make me wet
I'm only trying to see how you look in person and that's my reason for asking your picture
Oh come on! You'd be using my pic as a stroke pic, guaranteed.
I'm hotter than molten gold.
Fuck I can't fucking do such thing with your picture
Trust me
You ain't convinced me yet.
Besides, I've seen your picture, and we are fucking poles apart.
Don't you trust me or believe in me like I do too
I'm hot and you're not and by the law of Freyja, only the beautiful deserve the beautiful. I keep Her law.
Well what about if I should tell you that I'm not the person on the ID I sent to you
So you're not Godwin Emefiele. You're not a banker. Is that what you're saying?
I am Godwin but the pics on ID was on hot
You're mistaken me babe
I'm a banker
I look hotter than the pics on the ID
Your ID has to have your real pic, or what's the fucking point of having an ID??
The pics on the ID does not look recent like I do now babe
Mrs white hope you're truly ready for this transaction
It's Ms White.
Ms Camille White
Just so you know!
Sorry lol
Just kidding you ms whiteb
And what transaction?
Were you going to call me a bitch?
What transaction did you got with the bank babe
Never would I call you a bitch hun
So what's with the "whiteb""
Mean ms white babe
Why are you asking me about the transaction? Don't you know?
Just wanna know how serious you are babe
Are you wearing your banker's hat or your romancer's hat now?
No I'm not on any right now because it's my week off now
So why are you talking about transactions in down time?
Babe I will let you know once I get my leave by month end
Anyhoo, I have to go. Aerobics, and then brunch with my BGFFs.
Just asking you to know if you still remember why we are on here
Drive the men wild!
Wow just wish to drive you wild and crazy in a long distance drive
Just which you know how healthy and hard working I'm for real babe
I don't know anything about you now.

Next day...

Good morning ms white
Well you are free to ask me whatever you want to know about me
Are you there ms white
I am now.
The question is, are you?
Yes I'm here too
A bit late!
It's after midnight.
What kept you?
Ooh..sorry I have been busy working a lot
Bank work, right? Must be soooooo impotent.
What with the COVERT-19 and all that.
Yes it's so important
Why?
Trying to put everything in order
Why is everything out of order? I know fuck all about finance.
If you don't say anything soon, it'll be over for tonight.
Now I can get every thing you have been trying to send to me through email on hangout
Huh?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes I do understand with you
What?
Dewd, make sense!
Remember you told me that you are being kind to do anything
I want you to know that I can receive anything on hangout here
So? I'm kind when I want to be. Don't take me for granted.
Kay?
No I'm not taking you for granted
So what's the palaver about receiving stuff?
Look, I have to go very soon.
Now no one will be able to access whatever you send to me
It will be just between you and I
Now you can send me the $1000. I will receive it
My BGFF's expecting a blowjob. That's more important.
There won't be a problem this time
Ciao!

Did you send that money to the guy who said his sister was sick?
OK text me when you're awake
Kindly try $1000 to me on here...so I can start making my process of coming over to me you in person
No, I didn't send any money for your sick husband. Why would I?

Stay tuned!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:42 am

New chat, and once again I play the COVID-19 card, but Godwin's reaction is... different...

Got an answer? Just curious.
Why are you curious
Ms white you don't have to be curious because I would need money to make the necessary things for us to meet in person
I am going to send you the information again so I can be able to received the tracking number when you send the money
You're a banker - why would you need me to grubstake you? I thought that bankers were all as rich as Creosote.

A Terry Pratchett reference.
And you ask, who's Creosote?
Oh, just some bugger who was rich.

Anyhoo - tell me about your husband. Is he still sick, and with what? And am I supposed to pay for him travel as well?
Things have to be clear, you know.
Ms white yes I'm a banker and guess you know I'm working for the bank to earned salary because it's not my personal company
I have no husband ms white and I want you to know that the massage was sent by the guy who got login into your email
Hope it's been clear to you now ms white

Ms white are you there!
No I have a wife but I want you to know that I'm only working for the bank
How are you doing ms white
Sorry I have not been able to come online here for you..I have been busy with work in the bank
On Sunday?

So, today, around 2130 AEST...

Ms white how are you today? And happy new week
Is it?
Yes it's
I'm here now ms whitev
For you, maybe.
For me, not so much.
What's the time there now
2018
It is 10:19am
Whatever.
What did you said is the problem at the bank ms white
Huh?
You have not been kind to me like you said ms white
Why are you asking me about problems at the bank?
I taught you were telling me something was wrong at the bank with you sending the money to me
When are you kindly sending the $1000 to me
Do you know about transfer wise
I was asking about problems at your bank. You said you were working late on Sunday. So there must have been a problem of some kind.
That's what I want you to use in sending the money to me
Yes the sectary working at the bank is making things slow
Don't patronise me!!!!!!1
I got a new sectary now ms white
Why are telling me about how you fire and hire?
I'm not patronising you but only reminding you
Of what?
For the plans we have to meet by month end
Huh?
Yes ms whitev
What plan?
I told you I'm going to be having my leave by the end of this month for us to met in person
I will be coming over to Australia
Oh, that.
Yes ms white
Ms white I want you to be kind to me like you have said to me

Cammy's being a bit waspish. Godwin will find out why, in time.

What's in it for me?
Everything for you
O RLY?
Like what do you which ms white
Yes for real
That's more that anyone alive can offer. What makes you so great and powerful that you can promise me anything?
Ms white I know with you giving me your trust why won't I be great to promise you anything!
What in Freyja's name does that mean?
I'll answer that question. I'm a photomodel. Does that mean anything?
No it does not mean anything
So why did you ask about what I do?
Nothing much just asking
What a waste of time that was.
Back to square one!
What square one
How is it a waste of time ms white
Chatting to you.
I'm not getting you at all.
How are you not getting me ms white
You think I'm having problems at the bank, but you're the one having problems.
You're promising me everything, but not how you can do that.
Yes I told you I was only having issue with my cashier at the bank not you
"What did you said is the problem at the bank ms white" That.
I never knew you were referring to me
I taught you were having problem with the bank
"More problems at the bank?" That was a question. I don't ask myself questions!
Anything else? Anything at all?
Now I understand you
Kewl.
Hope we both understand each other now
You still haven't explained about how you can give me everything.
Or why.
Come on, dewd. You have to confide.

Another pop culture reference - this time from Kylie Minogue.

Stick or twist. The choice is yours.
I said I'm going to give you everything because you are such a nice woman with a kind heart of gold
What would you give me to start with?
Ms white I know with you giving me your trust and kind heart why won't I be great to promise you anything like you promise to be kind and loyal to me at all time!
Loyal to you?
Explain plz
What would you want me to give you ms white
Loyal means honest with me
I'm honest with everyone. Freyja tells us that one lie can destroy years of trust built up.
And I obey Her laws.
Yes you are right ms white
Thank Freyja for Her wisdom.
That's good you do obey her laws ms white
I just told you that I obey Her laws!
Like duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol...
Don't laugh about Freyja!
I'm being serious even if you can't be!
No I'm not laughing at freyja
I'm also being serious!!
My greetings to freyja's ms white
Do you know what I mean by Freyja?
Yes freyja is a god of wisdom
Guess I got that right
Goddess of Love and War.
You got that wrong.
OK
That's great
Freyja loves those who love Her, and She has my love.
Ms white what time are you going to put up the $1000 for me to star processing things that need to be done at the bank here before coming over
Tell freyja i love her
Oh yes, that.
She has my love too
And don't invoke Her name.
I'm not

And now, the bad news!

Let's start with the least worst part of what you're planning.
COVID-19.
You do know what that is, right?
I'm planing to come over too Australia or Austria for one month banking course

A bigger clue bat needed?

DEWD! FOCUS!
COVID-19! CORONA VIRUS!
What do you mean by COVID-19.
Is there corona virus in Australia
CORONA VIRUS!
More than 300 cases and there's going to be more. I'm getting tested,
If I have it, and I think I do, I'm locking down.
All of us are.
So you won't be coming to see me.
Ooh..
Ooh indeed!!!1
I will be coming over to met you because I got a doctor who has the cure for corona virus in Africa
Oh come on!!!!!!
The best medical minds in the First World beaten by some doctor in Nigeria, where there are just two cases?
Get real!

I missed his next line. Something to slap him for next time.

He said corona virus does not kill human
Anyway, so some Nigerian doctor has the cure. He'll make a fucking fortune.
What does that have to do with you coming here?
Yes he has and I'm being real ms white
So how come there's nothing on the news feeds about this worker of miracles?
I'll be coming over to safe you out of the virus
How?
He is not being popular like you think
I'm going to take you down to him to save you out of the virus
He develops a cure, you can bet your ass the world will beat a fucking path to his door!.
If you're going to take me to him, surely I should come to you.
But if I can travel, I'll have recovered, so no need to come to you.
QED.
Yes he develop a cure by Herbs roots
Oh Gods...
Herbal remedies?
Well if you like to come down here so both go together
Yes Herbal roots
I can't travel if I test positive.
And I'm pretty sure that I will.
That's why I would like to bring the herbal roots for you
We did a photoshoot showcasing the beauties of six continents. We had two from China.
Guess me coming over would be the best ms white
And you wouldn't be allowed to bring the roots into Australia. Quarantine laws wouldn't let you.
They'd be seized and destroyed.
I would package it ms white
Oh you sweet summer child!
Yes ms white
Put it in a box? "What's in the box, sir?"
What would you say?

Long pause...

Come on, wise ass!
They won't give you time to think!
I will tell them i got a package with Australia bank
I will tell them it a package that was sent from my bank in Nigeria to Australia bank
You'd lie to Border Security.
Guess that's what I have to do to save you ms white
You don't have to save me from COVID-19. It's not the Black Death.
I told you I'm also coming over to study for one month in Australia
Kewl. Have fun.
I wouldn't like you to suffer COVID19
I've already got it, I'm sure of that. The test is just confirmation.
You'd be too late.
No I'm not late to cure it for you
That's why I would like you to go send the money for me to star preparing everything to come over
Hold up. You're coming to study,
Why would you need help with that?
Yes I'm coming to do one month course before going back but I would need your help because my salary won't be okay for me to do what I want before coming over
Why isn't your bank paying for your study?
I mean, Hel, you're in charge!
Yes I'm the one paying for the study not my bank
The only thing my bank would help me on is paying me on leave
Fuck me! They're stiffing their own boss?
Urgh. I need coffee. And then maybe try to sleep. No fun though.
Ciao.

Don't touch that dial!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:33 pm

Godwin left a few messages after Cammy logged off:

No they are not..I have no question to the bank because they are trying to put the bank in a best standard
The previous sectary got me into debt that's why I have to need your help ms white

Puzzled Cammy is puzzled.

How could that have happened?
Seriously, how?

Cammy was logged out again when Godwin replied:

It is just for you to help me out in putting things in other ms white
Hope all is well with you ms whitev
I wasn't present the very day she run the very transactions with some of my clients I deal with personal. When I returned back the following morning she reported to my desk incomplete records for the whole day that very day I was absent from office. I never paid close attention to her report until the Bozz ask for me into his office realized incomplete money value from what he was expected of my report
My secretary still don't want to accept her mistakes because she is also scared of loosing her job.
Am at the state of delinma and my job am scared is in jeopardy. Is really on a hanging balance
Please see reasons with me and the little you can to help and I will never forget this very kindness
Ms white are you there

So let's resume today.

Yes, I've got nowhere else to go right now.
And you said something there that makes no sense.
Are you still there?
Yes I'm still here
Something you wrote:
What's it that I said that make no sense
"the Bozz ask for me into his office" and "Am at the state of delinma and my job am scared is in jeopardy. Is really on a hanging balance"
But you are the boss.
You're the Governor.
I'm the bozz in charge of the whole things going on in the bank
Exactly!
You're the boss!
So how can your boss call you into his office when you're the boss?
Are you schizoid or something?

I couldn't resist a Fight Club reference.

Does Tyler know this?
I'm a major boss of the bank control everyone working inside but I'm not the CEO of the bank
Huh?
I do take every report going on in the bank to the CEO offi
Wait. What's the difference between Governor and CEO?

Godwin resorts to cut-and-paste:

The CEO reports to the Board of Directors or in some nonprofit settings, such as state government, the CEO may be the head of an agency or department and report to the office of the governor. The CEO serves at the discretion of the Board of Directors. ... He may also own a significant portion of the company or its stock..that's the different
I assumed that the central bank was like the Reserve Bank here and doesn't have shares or stock.
Things are different over there, I guess.
Yes you are right things are different over here
That's just what I said.
Yes
That's why you see me asking you for help
Yeah, well, there's an issue there too, apart from the obvious one.
You need money to travel. What does that cost?
Hey! Are you still there?
I'm still here ms white
I asked you a question.
It's going to cost me $1500
So not just $1000 as you said. What does that cover?
I will have to complete the rest myself that's why I said you should help me out with a $1000
Just answer my fucking question!
What does that $1500 cover?
How much is the total amount you need to travel and why?
It ain't rocket surgery, dewd!
The total amount I need is
$1500
Oh, fuck... What does $1500 buy you?
It's only going to buy me foods stocks
I would look for away out to see the rest bills myself because I wouldn't like to stressed you
That's why I was asking you to help out with a $1000
So the flight is paid for. And your accommodation, yes?
Yes
When should I be expecting the money from you ms white

Now for the obvious problem. Actually, the other obvious problem.

The obvious problem is that I am in quarantine.
At home - not in some L-5 secure site or whatever CDC calls it.
But quarantine is quarantine, No-one in or out.
Literally.
Fortunately we have a home gym and a swimming pool and we can order in what we need. But apart from that, we are locked down.
Ooh
Ooh indeed!
When are you going to be out of that place
I feel so sorry ms white
Have you heard of transfer wise App before
Don't feel sorry for me. I'll recover, So will AJ and Chloe and Nikki.
We're all young and healthy.
You can use that to send money even without going out of your home
Others, not so much.
OK

I'd missed the reference to "transfer wise App."

Sorry, what?
I will always be here for you till you get recover
What were you saying about transferwise or whatever?
Yes I was telling you about the transferwise App that you can use to send money from your phone without going out to send money
I don't have that kind of phone.
What kind of phone do you have
It does not matter the kind of phone you have ms white
I don't have any phone, We have a landline phone. AJ has a mobile, so does Nikki, but that's it.
It okay
You have to accept reality.
Well I see you don't want to help out!
I accept it in anyway ms white

Cammy was going to explode, but I opted for a more waspish response.

Well that's a fucking insult. I give you the facts and what I get is some self-indulgent whinge.
It not an insult...just thinking you don't want to help out
OK, wise ass. How can I help you?
I said you can help out by doing it through your phone without going anywhere to send money

OK, ditch the clue bat. Upgrading to clue sledgehammer.

Except... I DON'T HAVE A PHONE TO DO THAT.
Again, I DON'T HAVE A PHONE TO DO THAT
And IF I DON'T HAVE A PHONE TO DO THAT it means that I CAN'T DO THAT.
Simples!
Or do I have to draw you a picture?
OK ms white I would be fine till you recover
OK
Enjoy your stay.
No, wait. You won't be coming now.
TBSS.
I will once I get everything I need to come over
Have fun then.
How long will it take for you to get recover
Same too have fun
Maybe a month, plus or minus. Mind you, who knows what's going to be happening in a month? Word is that up to 80% will contract COVID-19 and anything between 50,000 and 150,000 will die of it. In Australia I mean.
How long that will last, no-one knows for sure.
Guess 2weeks by the doctor in Africa said
I know you will survive it ms white
Freyja will always be to protect her daughter!
Your doctor in Africa is talking out of his ass. No offence.
And you are not fit to mention Her name!
No ms white he's being serious for real
Seriously talking out of this ass all the same.
OK

What will Godwin do? Dunno. And given what's happening big-picture wise, nothing can be safely predicted.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:27 pm

Godwin has an idea for how Cammy can send him money...

What's the time there now
You can use Aj or Nikki Mobile phone to do it ms white

Next day...

I don't know their PINs.
Okay ms white
How are you doing ms white!
How is your health ms white
And just how do you think it is? Seriously?
Guess it a symptoms that does not allow we human to live well
Well surprise sur fucking prise! Yes, it's pretty fucking wretched. Pray to Yahweh or Allah or whichever that you don't get it.

He then went away for over an hour.

I guess you didn't really care after all.
I care a lot ms white
So why did you go away like that?
But if you don't think I do care about you..then that's what you believe
Sorry I was busy in the office ms white
Oh, right.
Yes dear
What are you up to ms white
At the moment I'm chatting to you.
That's good..same here too ms white
Uh huh.
You got my answer before?
Yes I do
You know what they would say if I asked.
No I don't ms white
Seriously?
What would they say
How's your memory?
My memory is fine and you
You'll remember why I had to resort to asking Uncle Lenny to pay that money... if your memory is working.

To be honest, I realised then that I'd been baiting several Emefieles and I wasn't sure which one I was chatting to at the time. Carry on regardless!

Ooh hub
What was uncle Lenny reply back to you ms white
Uncle Lenny was the outcome, not the reason!!!!
For fuck's sake!
Ooh..and what's the outcome
<Sob>
Is he going to send the money to me
Your memory is truly fucked.
Did uncle Lenny accept to pay that money
Your memory is truly fucked.

I think a mangled proverb is in order.

I don't want to keep repeating myself but needs must as the fat lady sings.
I'm so tried and you're not helping.
I'm sorry about that...I have a lot of things going on in my memory
How and why did you say such
You were acting like some whiny spoiled brat because I wasn't going what you wanted.
No ms white that's not the problem
You're saying that behaving like some whiny spoiled brat isn't a problem?
No I'm not behaving like that
My memory is just being occupied with works
That was why I was acting like a spoiled brats
You were behaving like that, and no fucking doubt about it. All this "We don't do it like that here," like your way is the only way things get done!
News flash, charlie; that ain't how it works, and you should have known that!
That's why I need to come over there to learn something's I need to know
Changes are that you won't be allowed in for your course.
Yes I knew that but I'm trying to improve myself more
Won't happen, most likely.
We are in the middle of a fucking global pandemic, if you hadn't already heard.
Ms white I'm just being glad a lot I have you to put things in other..like I don't
Huh?
Yes
Yes what?
Like I told you before things over here in Nigeria are just being different like it's over there in Australia
So what?
Nigeria will have the full outbreak sooner or later.
That's one of my reason why I need to come over to Australia for more study
Laterv
Seriously?
Yes I'm
Listen up, charlie. The Government is considering shutting down meetings, conferences, all those things. Cinemas, casinos and clubs. Even bars and restaurants.
No-one will be around to teach you.
Schools are being closed. Businesses and departments are closing down or having people work from home.
Aww really..why

Well, that deserves a broadside!

BECAUSE OF A FUCKING PANDEMIC, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!111
IN THE LIST OF STUPID QUESTIONS, THAT COMES NEAR THE FUCKING TOP!!!!
I'm out of words. Really.
You haven't been taking anything in. I might as well have been talking to the cat. Or a houseplant.
Well things are not like you think over here in Nigeria
I don't give a fuck.
You know how bad things are in Italy? Of course you don’t.
35,000 plus infected, nearly 3,000 dead.
Ooh
Ooh indeed!
Things are just being difficult in the European countries because of this covid-19 going on
If that happens in Nigeria, it's more than 100,000 infected and 10,000 dead.
And these are the early days!
No movement and some store are being lockdown
Where?
In USA
I don't think such thing will ever occurs in Nigeria
So they're doing what we're doing.
Big deal.
Yes they are doing the same too
It's only the Walmart store that's being open in USA
Whatever. I'm glad you understand.
I hope you understand.
I'm gone. I have to sleep. First, some aspirin. I
Awwe that's good you understand me and I do understand you too
Good night ms white and sleep safe for me
Have a nice rest and sweet dreams

More to follow, I think.

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:51 am

In what follows, Cammy loses her temper. A lot.

Hi ms white
How are you doing ms white!

[email protected]
bank need your information
dear ms white i hope you are getting better,because over since past 2 days i did not hear from you.
what is happening now?

Time to set up for Uncle Lenny.

Actually did I tell you to contact Uncle Lenny? Between the sleep I haven't been getting, and the cocktail of medication I'm on (aspirin, Nurofen, Valdoxan and Rescue Remedy), I might have been confused.
I'm happy now to hear from you
Fair enough.
OK and i thank god
Yahweh wouldn't care about me.
I'm Asatruar.
I raise my spirit to Skadhi for help in time of sickness.
With Yahweh everything is possible
You just tell yourself that.
Anything that you believe will save you
A lot of Jihadis believe that their faith will save them from being shot.
I know people who could tell you about that. People who shot the people who believed that their faith would stop them from being shot.
Me I believe in god the creator of heaven and earth
Yada yada yada. I don't give a fuck for what you believe and you don't give a fuck about what I believe. Let's just accept that and move on.
That is true
And just to clear you on what you asked before, no, I am not getting any better. I'm only going to be here for as long as the painkillers and the rescue remedy holds out.
After that, I'm crashing.
BTW, I want to ask you something, but you have to explain something you said first.
Go ahead
"bank need your information"
That.

The next few exchanges made my head hurt. Get your own aspirin ready.

That mistake is from my new sectary
OMFG!
Is she going to cost you money as well?
Yes
What?
You mean it's normal there for secretaries to lose money and leave their bosses in the red?
Seriously?
I"m seriously
Why would you do that?
Why would you hire incompetent people as secretaries every time?
Is there some work agreement that says you have to hire idiots?
Just to help
Huh?

OK, forget it. Better things to talk about.

Um, never mind.
OK
Now, did I ever give you Uncle Lenny's number to call about sending you the money?
Go ahead and send it
So I didn't! Wow, I must have been in a bad way.
I'll have to go and look it up.
Give me a minute.
But I prefer to send you the information that you will use send the money so that you will send it to uncle Lenny so that he will use to send it to me.

It's wasn't just Cammy who was getting peeved.

OH FFS!!!!!!!!!11
I couldn't send the money. Haven't you been paying attention? Well, of course not, or you wouldn't have said that!
Can I send the information to you now,so that you send it to uncle Lenny for he to use it to send the money to me please.
What I want to happen is for Uncle Lenny to do me a favour and send the money on my behalf.
Do you understand?

Spoiler; he didn't.

Please ms white do it that way so that uncle Lenny will send it on your behalf
So you have to give me the details, I give it to him, he sends the money, and you call him to get the details about the payment.
I'd better set it up. Uncle Lenny just dotes on me, his little golden-haired niece, so he'll do it for me.
Just give me a day or two to get it to him and keep him sweet.

Another money transfer method?

This time I want you to send the money through transfer wise not money gram or western Union
Huh?
What's transfer wise?
That transfer will be safe
What is it?
When I send you my information that you will use send it,just tell uncle Lenny to use his app to send it through transfer wise
No, no. Uncle Lenny won't do transfers online. He's never done that even for me. He doesn't trust that.
Western Union or Moneygram or whatever, but I'll tell him to not use anything like that Moneygram thingummy.
That transfer wise is the best way every body is using now

Cammy's temper begins to boil. There'll be bad language soon.

It's what I say and what Uncle Lenny wants, and that's the way it's going to be.
I'm being nice and generous and here you are making demands about how I send you a gift.
DO NOT BE THAT GUY.!
Because this time around if you send money to me so that I will received it
You are starting to sound like some fucking user-boyfriend.
And I know that type.
Any way if you want to use money gram or western Union to send it,make sure that you send me the renfrence number at the same time through this hang out
I am going to tell you something.
I'm doing this my way.
So don't fucking well argue.
You know what happened to my last user-boyfriend?
I'm not argue I want the way that will favour us
You're arguing.
Don't deny it.
When I've sent things up I'll give you Uncle Lenny's number and you call him for the details.
Just the way that will received the money when you send it
No... HE sends it.
FUCK!
You don't get it.
And maybe you won't ever get it if you keep annoying me.
If uncle Lenny send it to him to send the renfrence number at the same time
If I'm giving you the fucking reference number then, why the fuck would you need to call him?
You're annoying me. Don't.
If you send me the renfrence number I will not call him OK

Take cover, here it comes...

If you were actually here, I'd kick your fucking lights out!
UNCLE LENNY IS SENDING THE MONEY.
UNCLE LENNY WILL BE GETTING THE REFERENCE NUMBER.
I WILL NOT BE SENDING THE MONEY.
I WILL NOT BE GETTING THE REFERENCE NUMBER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
SO YOU ASK UNCLE LENNY FOR THE REFERENCE NUMBER.
IS THAT FUCKING CLEAR?

I should have expected this.

That means you don't want to help me
Fuck you.
You are so fucking childish.
I want to help you, and you won't accept it because I won't do things just your way.
What is your fucking problem?
I'll have a wild guess that's not really so wild.
It's because I'm a woman.
As you want to do kind. To me just do it with your full mind not half way
You don't like being talked to by a woman who speaks her mind.
You want women to be meek and mild and oh-so-submissive.
I'm none of those.
Remember what I told you before that when I have my leave I Will come and see you
If they let you in.
We have over 1000 cases here now. It's going to climb more.
I"m not thinking that way you saying now
Huh?
Don't border your self I suering
Huh?
(Again)
As fas as me and you are talking now not will happened to you,because want you to live
I'm going to live.
I'm young and very fit.
That my praying
You're not young and I'm pretty sure you ain't that fit.

Now for some blatant self-deception.

I'm a young man
Your prayers won't do anything. But if it makes you feel good, why not.
You're over fifty.
This year make me fifty
So, not young.
Twice my age.
So I'm a young man
Oh for fuck's sake, don't try to kid yourself, far less me.
I guest you should be around 27
I'm 26.
I'm young.
You're not.
Young shall gro
You'll get older first.
For age now I will still give a woman pregnant
Don't you believe that
Like I fucking care that you can knock up some tart.
Doesn't make you a real man.
I'm a real man
Yada fucking yada. Every man thinks he's a love god.
I've had enough.
Monday or Tuesday next week I'm going to contact Uncle Lenny, set things up, and after that, I am hands-off. It'll be all down to you.
Thanks a lot ms white not will do you
Huh?
Because with god all things are possible

And that was all that I could take. There'll be more, I hope.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:41 pm

Today... we learn about how pirates fought in the Nigerian War of 1967.

That's right. Pirates. In 1967. In Nigeria.

Me and you will meet face to face in shorting time.

good morning me white
Hello.
ms white how are you doing today?
No change.
just have faith northing will do you.
I told you that I'm in the top category for full recovery. Don't patronise me.
Good to hear that
And you've heard it before.
Don't try to get credit for telling me what I already know, and that I know you know.
OK
Glad you got it.
Yes I got it
Kewl.
What are you up too ms white
What do you THINK I'm up to?
Apart from a second packet of tissues?
What are doing right now
Chatting to you, Private Obvious!
Wow that's cool..I'm also doing the same too
What are your plans for today ms white
Getting better,
Nice to hear you say that!
You have no idea how annoying you are.
What do you mean by that
Did I got you mad ms white!
All this I'm so glad for you how good it is to hear that malarkey.
Ms White what do you mean by malarkey
What happen to malarkey!
Malarkey... insincere blather.
Ooh..
Hope we both understand each other ms white
I understand you.
I don't want anything that's going to annoyed you again
Kewl.
I want you to always make me understand anything I don't know
I don't know what you don't know.
Like I mean when ever I don't understand you... I would like you to make it clear to me whenever I don't understand
No promises, dewd.
Okay thank you
What you understand is up to you.
Yes I know but I do have to understand you like you want me to do always
Well, again, that's all up to you.

Aha, progress!

OK good
This is the details you are going to send to uncle Lenny
Receiver Name: ,:Country:Nigeria:City Lagos

What kind of name is that?

Are you serious?
That's the details ms white
Yes I'm serious and sure
"Bonaventure Indiogulu"?
Why was he named after a warship?
That's my new sectaries name
OK, I'll try again; why was she named after a pirate ship?

I was joking. Is he?

The family was a strong pirate ship during the war in Nigeria
Huh?
What war in Nigeria?
Guess that was why they took the name to them self after the warship
They fort the war in 1967 a long time ago
There were pirates in a modern war?
Yes they were strong pirates in modern war
You're kidding.
Seriously.
Pirates.
In a modern war.
Yes
Pirates.
Yea
Pirates?

The joke's gone cold for him. Meh.

Please ms white remember to attach the renfrence number immediately he. Made the payment OK
You've forgotten already.
I should have expected that.
Fine
So now i'm expecting the money on Monday or Tuesday next week thanks.
What have you forgotten?
Northing
WRONG.
"Please ms white remember to attach the renfrence number immediately he. Made the payment OK"
That.
Yes
So...
UNCLE LENNY IS SENDING THE MONEY.
UNCLE LENNY WILL BE GETTING THE REFERENCE NUMBER.
I WILL NOT BE SENDING THE MONEY.
I WILL NOT BE GETTING THE REFERENCE NUMBER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
So you did forget something.
When uncle Lenny send the through money how do I get the reference number
You call him.
You can use a phone, right?
And you both speak English.
So, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Hope to get uncle Lenny number soon from you
I do understand you ms white
I'll drop it here when I've contacted him. Might be tomorrow or Tuesday.
That's cool and hope to get his number OK
How much is uncle Lenny sending to me by Monday or Tuesday
Whoah, hold it. That's when I give him the details. I'm not saying when he's going to send money.
OK?
OK
Alright
Wait for the word.
Ciao.

Next stop, Uncle Lenny... fingers crossed y'all...

Edited to amend Lad comments that should have been in italics.

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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:56 pm

Uncle Lanny came through with the goods (check out the thread - and applause once again the ScammingTheScammers). And tonight, Cammy pinned Godwin down on Hangout, forced him to confess, and got him to appear on a one-way video call, which got me frame grabs of the Lad (to be posted when File Manager is back). For now, here's the chat!

You're usually on before me. What's with the delay?
I guess you're not interested.
TBSS
Sorry I was busy in my office
Ms white I'm here and sorry for my delay
You know I'm really interested
We'll see.
Now I'm waiting.
Still waiting.
have you give my details to uncle lenny
I did, and it's up to you to call him. Are you there?
i don't have uncle Lenny number
listen ms white if uncle Lenny have send the money go ahead and send his number to me and tell me how much he send to me OK.
All right, already.
When you call Uncle Lenny, tell him who you are, and make sure that you mention me before you tell him that you're calling about the money I sent you. OK?
His number is +44 xxxx xxxxxx. He'll be in the same time zone as you.
Over to you, Blue Leader.

A bit later...

How much uncle Lenny send to me
Okay I will do as you have instructed me to do ms white
Ms white are you there
I trust everything went OK?

I then went offline and came back to find...

I call uncle Lenny yesterday regarding about the money and he refused to send me the renfrence number
Dear ms White please I want you to do a to me by telling uncle Lenny to forward all the information concerning the money he send,so that you will send it to me OK.
Wait, what? He refused? What did he say?
Hang on, though. What did you say exactly?
Refusing someone isn't like him.
Yes he refused to send it,and are you sure that he made the payment
Not me, anyway, not his little golden-haired niece.
What exactly did you say?
I do as you instructed me
To mention you name
And?
Please collect all the information from him and forwarded it to me
This was supposed to simplify things, not get them flick-passed back to me.
Can you recall what he said to you? It's so not like him to simply say no.
He said that both of you have discuss about the money last week,and someone have called about the money this same last week.
And don't know whether he have made the payment or not
Someone else called? Are you sure?
Yes
Did he say who that was?
Just simple as ABC tell
No
That's got me wondering.
Last week you were being very tardy about doing what I said, making all sorts of objections, and most of them dumb ones.

I was considering a dollar chop when...

Just simple as ABC tell him to send the all information to you so that you will use your hand to send it to me OK

Predictably, Cammy didn't like that.

Don't fucking patronise me!
All this "simple as ABC" shit!

And, just as predictably...

That means you don't want to help me
Again, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
You're talking like a child, and a spoiled little brat at that, all that stupid juvenile petulance.
Things don't go right, and it's like you're going to chuck your toys across the room!
Just help me
I'm the one who's sick and confined to my home! Are you?
Why would you need help?
I need your help
Why?
Do it complete not half way
Tell me why you need my help.
I was sending a gift, not charity.
I know
Then tell me.
Can you?
We have discuss this before
Yes, we have, but I want the truth.
The absolute truth.
I told you before that I will have my leave for this month ending and I will come over there and I need small money from you
You won't be coming here. No-one is coming here.
We're in lockdown.
So you don't need help for that.
And you promise me money
Yes I need help for that
No you don't.

Reaching for the clue shotgun.

YOU'RE NOT COMING TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!1
I will come when everything is going
Believe me
Things will not be like this forever
Weeks at least, maybe months. I'm not joking.
So are you telling me to wait for some weeks
Everyone should be telling you that!
COVID-19 is global.
I know that but here now banks are working
Nearly half a million people have contracted it. More than 20,000 have died from it.
I don't give a flying fuck about what your fucking bank is doing!
Were are we now are you going to send the money to me
There are two major reasons for me to not send money.
Care to know why?
What type of reason
First reason. you're not coming to Australia, at least not any time soon, so money not needed.
Second reason, and a biggie; you are not being honest with me.
Everything will be fine soon I do understand the condition how things is right now
Godwin Emefiele is 58 years old, and you're not. Everything I sense about you is that you're not 58. In fact I think you're younger than me.
It's the attitude.
Mainly.
I'm just being jovier with you because I know that it's not possible to send money out because everywhere have been locked down both in Nigeria too

Stubborn Cammy is stubborn.

i said that I want the truth.
And I will get it.
So tell me the truth.
Yes I'm being honest with you and what's the truth do you want to hear from me ms white
I talk to uncle Lenny last night and he told me everything that you told him about sending money to me but you wanted him to know if I'm being honesty with you ms white
I guess uncle Lenny was happy talking to me last night and I guess he's a nice man
Your real age would be a start.
And your real name.
Uncle never refuses sending the money to me but he only said you have told him about him helping you to send money to me and he was trying to know the reason why you were sending money to me
Stop ignoring me.
I'm not ignoring you my ms white
Tell me the truth.
I mean it!
No truth? No money!

About half an hour passed.

Ask me whatever you want to know about me
Your real age would be a start.
And your real name.
Would you like to see me on video call to know who I'm on live cam
Do you look like your ID?
If truly you want to know the true about me let see on video call now ms white
OK.
Let see each other on video so we can know me more better like you want to know about me ms White
You have to prove yourself first.

I accepted the video call. My camera is disabled and I made sure to decline access to my microphone.
It lasted 35 minutes, and proved to be of little use; there was nothing to see but shifting colours and once, some hair.

I saw something. I saw hair.
And it wasn't Godwin Emefiele's hair.
Like I said, I'm not surprised.
You were lying to me.
Why did you turn off your camera
I have nothing to prove. You do.
You were doing your best to avoid being seen.
If you are for real why did you not prove yourself to me
I have nothing to prove! You do!
Same as you
Don't try to turn this round, asshole!
I'm not begging for money!
I'm not telling lies!
You're some kind of sociopath. They love to project, to make themselves out to be the real victims.
I can't show my face alone and I would like to see who I'm talking to also
You had the chance to win my trust but you fucked up.
But that's what you do.
Hope if I show myself you would trust me more and hope you're not going to be mad at who you are going to see on video now
What little I saw didn't look like a 58-year-old bank governor.
I saw spiky hair almost like dreadlocks.
No I did not but you choose to turn me down because I have already given up on showing my face to you
Hope you are not going to be mad with the face you are going to see on video
I gave you one chance. Are you asking for another?
I would like to have the best trust with you but only if you choose to show me who you are for real
That ain't how it works. You're begging me for money. The onus is on you.
Prove yourself. Then it's a two-way street/
Only when you prove yourself.
I don't mind showing you my real self but I don't think you are going to be glad with the face you are going to see on video
What's wrong with your face?
Not good like you want
That's why I would also be glad to see you ms white
So I wouldn't be seeing the face of Godwin Emefiele.
Let do this together if you want me for real
I don't know if I want you.
I know you'd want me, but that's how things are.
Most men and quite a few women would want to get into my pants.
It just a two side of street like you said so let try it and see if we are going to have that human feelings for each other
No, no. First I see you and decide if I want to do down that road.
I want to know if you would deserve to see me.
I know you would also want me too but I don't mind if you are ready to be open to me
Those are my rules.
I keep my rules. My religion set those rules.
I keep faith with Freyja the Golden and keep Her laws.
And I won't risk breaking them, ever.
I know and I would not want you to break them also
If you're acceptable, I enable my cam. If you're not, I don't.
Simples.
Ms white can I have a picture of who you are for real before I can show you my face on video call
Wriggle, fucking wriggle.
You ain't in charge here!
You've got no rules to worry about breaking. I do.
So I set the rules. You don't.
Why not
I just told you.
I do care about you and that's why I have to care for the rules
So don't try to make break my vows to the Goddess.
Call me on video now if you want to see me
No. You call me.
Only this time, make it real.

What the hell? Mobile phone?

But I taught you told me you never have a mobile phone
So you were telling me lies
Call me on Hangouts
Like before.
FFS, you're such a twister.
But you were lockdown not to buy anything
What the fuck are you on about now?
I didn't say to buy anything.
But you were not allowed to go out
So the fuck what? Did I say I'm going out? No.
You're making no fucking sense.
You stopped to think.
Figures.
I'm calling you now on Hangout

And he showed his face, after some moments of thrashing around.

You still don't want to show your face too me ms white
Freyja would not accept you.
So you don't see me.
Why would freyja not accept me
And before you say anything, it's got nothing to do with your race.
No I don't see you
One, you're unattractive. Two, you're a liar.
And worse, an unapologetic liar.
No I'm not a lair
You are not Godwin Emefiele.
I'm doing this because it not easy to survive in Nigeria
That means you're a liar.
Situational ethics. Right.
It's OK to lie to me because it's not easy to survive in Nigeria.
Well, that wraps it up.
You don't have to be mad with me lieing to you because it's not easy to survive in our country here Nigeria
I don't have money to take care of my self that's why you see me that way suffering
Ms white I guess you just understand me and see were I live everyday to survive
I didn't see any suffering.
The people that get help from MSF are suffering, that's I why donate.
You're not in a warzone. You're not facing starvation.
How are you suffering?
I am from a poor family and my parent don't have money to look after me and I have been going to do daily job to survive with my parent because of the hard time in Nigeria
The Nigeria government does not care about the citizen
How old are you?
Really?
Yes really
I'm not going to guess.
You tell me.
Ms white I wish you would understand the situation in Nigeria
I am 25 going to 26 by July
Same age as me.
And you expected your parents to look after you.

After ten minutes of inactivity, I closed Hangouts.

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"What's wrong with your face?"
"Not good like you want"
Bwhahahahaha

He's obviously ugly, then.

🤣🤣🤣

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:00 pm

Sugar Coat wrote:

One, you're unattractive. Two, you're a liar.

I heart Cammie...she keeps it reelz yo. It's hilarious that he openly admits that he expects his parents to subsidize his lazy pathetic existence despite being 26. What a dirt bag. Lazy beggar has nothing to offer. Apology trophies are in order me thinks Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:30 am

Cammy's taking a break from the Lad today as it's Freyja-day. In the meantime, here's what he typed after I left Hangouts:

Quote:

I know but i guess you don't know how difficult it's in Nigeria no work no country support and they don't even care about their citizens
What month are you ms white

Three possible answers to that last question...
1. Same month as you, dumbass!
2. What makes you think that I'm pregnant?
3. August.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:32 am

Your month is OctoNovemCember and Pumpernickel Turkey Club will bring all your dreams to fruition!

https://youtu.be/GCzSYryVUy8

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:15 am

^ I'll take that under advisement...

A brief update: I went with option 2.

Ms white I guess you don't want to talk me anymore after asking me to tell you the truth
Why would you think that I'm pregnant? Just curious.
You don't have to be curious because you ask me to tell you the truth
How long have you been pregnant ms white
Ms white I don't mind you being pregnant
I'm not pregnant. I was simply wondering why you thought that I'm pregnant.

Confusion is fun.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:28 am

He's still after Cammy, and no surprises there (hey, she's hot).

No I was trying to know what month you born ms white
How are you doing ms white
Oh, right.
I was born in August.
Actually I read you wrong. I'm a year older than you.
Morning baby
How are you doing ms white
"baby"?
Hi baby
How are you doing baby
I just wish to have a pics of you to be fine baby
Every where is been lockdown now and no movement
Missed call from emefiele
Are you there baby!
"baby"?
I'm still here baby
I'm still here baby
O RLY?
"baby"?
Yes babe
What are you doing right now baby!
Hope all is going well with you baby
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BABY!!!!!1
That's how we our woman over here in Nigeria
Newsflash; I'm not there and I'm not a baby.
So, anyway...
So you don't like me calling you baby!
It's okay I will stop it seen you don't like it ms white
By Freyja's tears! I thought it was clear.
I have a name. You could always use it.
It's okay my ms white
My name is Camille.
Have you ever been into any distance relationship before Camille!
No. I have friends and lovers near to me.
"Every where is been lockdown now and no movement" - Nigeria's had fewer than 200 cases and two deaths.
Yes you are right Camille
I guess you had plenty of warning.
We did here.
So while we have over 5,000 cases, only 25 have died.
Hope you don't mind going into a distance relationship with me
Well every where is been lockdown
What would you get out of it?
The Nigeria government did not provide for their masses
Out of what
The "distance relationship."
Do try to keep up skippy!
I would be happy to have you in my world
How would I be in your world?
You know going into a distance relationship we both have to fight for each other as one Camille
You would only be in my world when I have you for real
I will do anything to be loyal and kind to you as my woman forever
Fight for each other? Sorry, what?
I will always be there to give you the best love ever in my world and I know with you coming into my life..it's gonna be for good Camille
We need to love each other as one and always do the right things we need to do for each other in a relationship
I wouldn't be "your woman." You don't use that kind of talk.
And what's the fighting about?
Why can't you be my woman and don't you think I can be your man
The fighting I mean is loving each other as one
Camille I want you to be the woman of my life and I'm ready to do anything under your world
I never fight with my lovers.
Not about love, that is.
We have our tiffs, but that's something else.
Something like
And I told you that calling me "my woman" isn't acceptable.
Anyway, you know the problems about you and me.
I don't fight my lover too but I do everything I can to please my lover
What's the problem between both of us
O RLY?
Yes
Rly
You're not very attractive. That's a big problem.
I keep to Freyja's law.
Can we see now on video call to know if I'm not attractive like you want
Well life is not all about being attractive but trust able and reliable
I've seen you.
Missed call from emefiele
That was enough.
And in my world, beauty is paramount.
I'm not beautiful but handsome in black
I'm all lady's choice and I don't think you saw me well on video call the last time
Well I'm also talking to you and I don't know if you are all men choice
I don't know how you look like or how beautiful you are in person Camille
"handsome in black" what the Helvete?
Good looking man
But I have not seen you to tell how you look like
YMMV.
And that's all for tonight. I need sleep.

He hung for a while after Cammy left.

Missed call from emefiele
Why are you not picking up
I would like to see you before you go too bed
I want us to make this real to our self Cami
Are you for real
Missed call from emefiele
Can you send me a picture of you now seen you don't want us to see on video
Missed call from emefiele
Sleep well and sweet dreams Camille

Next up; Godwin displays some major chutzpah!

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:49 pm

Cammy explains about the problems with pictures, and Godwin reacts... well, read on.

I'm a photomodel. My pictures are my profession.
Then how could I know you are for real
How are you doing Camille!
You have got some major chutzpah on show there, buddy!
Nerve to the max!
Are you on the show too Camille
What show?
No light here in my country Nigeria and how do you expect me to be updated
I mean what show are you talking about
Why can't you send a picture of you to me
Do you know what the word "chutzpah" means?
Yes I do
Explain then. I'd like to be sure.
Some that's not afraid to express his opinion to anyone
WRONG!!!!
Though most of the stars are into fashion, not everyone has the chutzpah to wear a see-through gown on the runway.
Oh right, off to dictionary.com or whatever.
Lol
One definition of chutzpah is nerve, as in the kind of man who kills his parents and then begs for mercy because he's an orphan.
What are you up too Camille
Ooh
Are you in to any serious relationship Camille
Or in your case; the man who was pretending to be 58-year-old Godwin Emefiele, who isn't either of those things, who was lying to me for quite a long time, and then has the nerve, the gall, the bare-faced cheek, the chutzpah, to wonder if I'm for real.
He's my father
O RLY???
Sorry I have been telling you lies Camille
Yes RLY!
And you're pretending to be him, sending out emails claiming to be him.
Camille I want you to know that I'm doing that just to survive with my family in the fucking country that does not care about the citizen
By Freyja's tears, what would he say if he knew that?
Well guess he knows how the masses are suffering in this country
Just hold on there. He's the Governor of the Central Bank. He's not living in poverty. So neither are you, right?
It's a country where the citizens do anything to survive because they never care about the poor masses dieing of hunger
Yes he's not living in poverty but they don't care about the citizens
Oh come on! You're not living in Darfur or the DPRK.
You can still go through the news to see how the poor masses are crying and dieing of hunger
Well I just wish you could see where I live with my family
This is what you told me: "I am from a poor family and my parent don't have money to look after me and I have been going to do daily job to survive with my parent because of the hard time in Nigeria"
Yes and that's how it's for real
I mean every word I'm telling you right here
Your point being?
I guess other country are giving supporting their masses and also giving them money to survive
Maybe. Not an issue with me.
We're more than well off.
Ooh great.. I know the government cares about you people
Like I said, not an issue with me, with us. The Government didn't need to help us.
The Nigeria government don't do such and they don't care to help
Guess you are fucking rich without the government caring about you
Between us we're worth maybe two million dollars.
That's among four of us.
Wow that's great and I see your family is fucking rich
Not my family as such.
That's me, my BBFF and two BGFFs
Wow great
Are you in any serious relationship
I have my BBFF and two BGFFs
What about me Camille
I would love to be with you Camille
A lot of men and quite a few women would like to be with me. I'm hot!
Guess you would be so hot in person
Well, yeah!
Wow good
Well I wish to see you and even love to meet you in person
No chance of that any time soon.
Guess I know you would love to see me on video this time Camille
Not really.
Let try and see one more time Camille
One, it's late here - after 2300. Two, I'm tired.
Living on coffee, chicken salads, painkillers and Valdoxan.
Ciao!
Sorry your tired and I don't mind making you wet before going to bed tonight

Next day...

Are you there Camille!
You were so NOT making me wet! For the love of Freyja, you were NOT making me wet, so put that thought out of your head!
You were not there for me to make you wet
There's no way you could make we wet. Seriously!
Maybe with a garden hose, or a bucket, but no other way.
I would make you wet if you want me to do that Camille
I wanna speak with you on phone now Camille
If things were normal my BBFF and my BGFFs would make me wet, but we're none of us feeling up to that.
You are so adorable and I guess with you having someone like me beside you don't have to worry no more because I'm ready to give you whatever you need at all time Camille!!
How many are you in your family
Camille I would do what your bff won't be able to do when he's with you
I have an older brother. He's serving in the Army.
Wow that's great
How many are you guys!
Well I'm the only son but I have two younger sister
Camille please you don't have to turn me down or let me down because my heart tells me you are the woman for me
Well there's your problem.
Camille I know with you all my problem is over and I just pray for this covid 19 to be over soon
You are my problem and I want you to know that I'm not here to let you down for real camw
We'll see.
Well it's a promise Camille
What did you promise?
I promise to love you and always watch after you till the end of my days with you
Be careful what you promise.
Yes I'm Camille because I don't say what I can not do
Hope no one is going to stop you from having me as your Bf
Apart from AJ and Chloe and Nikki.
Yes
I know they are going to be glad to meet me in person Camille
Chloe and Nikki won't share me with anyone else but AJ, and you wouldn't believe the trouble I had getting them to accept AJ. Especially Nikki.
Camille I know you can do anything to have me beside you like you did to Aj
There's a difference between can and will.
Yes I know but tell me you will try to let it work out between us Camille
Hope your night was good Camille
It could have been better.
That nice
No it isn't!
You're just saying meaningless drivel.
And on that note, ciao!
No I'm not
Can you call me now let talk on phone
What's it that meaningless to you!
Missed call from emefiele 11:01
Camille I want you to know that money can not buy my love for you

Next up; Cammy reveals a bad relationship in her past, and Godwin makes a hash of being sympathetic.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:39 am

INTERMISSION

Just so y'all know - Godwin's pix are now available; https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2416534#2416534 for those who care.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 4:32 am

We resume as promised.

Are you there Camille
I'm still on here for you!
Oh joy (sarcasm)
Ooh..lol
What are you doing Camille!
Chatting to you.
Good
What did you eat for dinner Camille
Chicken salad. Again.
Wow nice Camille..you did not call me to join you having dinner together dear!

Godwin just doesn't get sarcasm.

Why would I want to? We wanted to enjoy dinner!
As much as we could, considering.
Anyway, calling would be futile.
Aww Camille
Just wish I was there to enjoy my dinner with you!!
So what did you have?
For whatever meal.
I had beans bread and egg for breakfast
Beans? As in baked beans?
No it was cooked
Bakes beans are cooked.
Before they get canned.
Ok..the beans was only cooked with oil pepe and it's was not bakes!
Oh, right.
Yes
I was on Hangouts with my brother Roscoe earlier. He's not happy about the lockdown because it means no Anzac Day march. It's a shame.
Now you see it's different here in Nigeria not like it's in Australia
Huh?
That's why I need you as a life partner in my life so we could take care of each other as one Camille!
Huh?
Yes Camille because I know with you in my life it's gonna be for good
I don't understand.
I'm ready to adore you as my woman and always be loyal as your man!
Stop that "my woman" crap. It's like you're claiming ownership!
Ooh..lol
Your funny Camille
I'm serious!
Okay
Camille when will you like to show me who you are in person
When I choose to.
Don't push it.
I'm not Camille
I just want you to make it real to me like did too when you are ask me to be honest with you!

He added a heart emoji.

May your dreams be as soft and sweet as your tender kiss. Good night my Princess!!

But Cammy had gone for the night. Next day...

I haven't pretended to be someone I'm not. I haven't lied to you the way you lied to me.
And I haven't tried to tell some sob story the way you did.
No I did tell you story and I was only trying to be honest with this relationship of yours!
Now how can I possibly know that for sure?
It's for sure
So you SAY.
You knew I'm being honest with you that's why I have to show up myself to you Camille!
Words by themselves are written on the wind.
I have to be certain in my mind and in my heart.
No my is written from my mind and not from words
Again... so you SAY!
My heart love you and I truly have feelings to see how beautiful you are Camille
I know you would be nice and I would be happy to see you on video call Camille
You have to earn that privilege. I don't know how, not yet. I'm used to meeting people, not this distance stuff.
Face to face is what I know.
It's worked for me, most of the time.
I had one bad experience when I was 18, and I learned from that.
What was the experience Camille
Distance can not stop you from not bringing me close to you
You're sounding like a stalker.
And conflicted.
I think.
That's a confusing double negative.
Anyway, since you asked...
A BF turned out to be a user-BF who wasted his money and mine on gambling (mainly). It turned ugly one day.
He wanted money, he wouldn't give it, he took it, and I don't mean gently.
There was violence.
There was more violence immediately after. Turned out to be Robbo's bad luck - the day my brother visited.
Camille I truly understand your feelings in the pass but I want you to know that it does not stop you from not getting to know people like you did before..because everything on earth happen for a reason to my own understanding!!
What happen when your brother visited you Camille
My brother's in the Army. He's also an expert in unarmed combat.
Well I'm not a gambling type and I love to play football!
He saw what had happened. He saw my split lip and blackened eye and blood nose.So he broke Robbo's wrists and fingers.
Well I don't fight because I'm not off that type of person..I love being gentle having fun with family and friends
Was Robbo's from Nigeria
Why the fuck would he have been from Nigeria?
No, he's Angio-Celt.
My brother fighters because some things need to be fought fore.
Yes he was right fighting for his sister
He fights for our freedom!
That's what I will also do as well because freedom is most left for women!
I am proud of your brother Camille
You said you don't fight.
You're not that kind of person. That's what you said.
Yes I don't fight but when it comes out to be a cheating type I would also fight too like your brother did for you Camille!
Not just cheating. Also violent.
I've learned to fight since then. And to shoot.
I was referring that to your bf who was playing gamble with your money!
I know!!!!!!!!
I don't know how to shoot and I would like you to teach me Camille
He's the once who punched me in the face.
Fuck why did he have to raise up his hands on you
He's not being real to you guess he was after something Camille
Because he was a fucking psychopath! Someome whtih no conscience!
Someone who lied and deceive to get money from me and turned violent when I wouldnt; give him any more.
Yes that's what he his truly Camille
I don;'t want to talke anymore.
He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him
Camille please allow me to have the privilege of seeing you on video!
Hope you had eaten your dinner Camille!
Guess your sleeping Camille
Good night and sweet dreams Camille
Sleep safe hun?

This line - "He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him - " is going to be used against Godwin next time.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:57 am

Godwin sent two pictures to Cammy (see here: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=304221). It looks like he'd had a haircut!

There's a lengthy quote from the previous email included - it's in red.

Are you there Camille!
Hope all is well with you hun!
Guess i would have your picture like I did too Camille!
I"m still waiting to received your picture ms White.
What is wrong with your forehead? It looks like someone dug a trench along it!
No one dear
That was my look on that pics
Camille hope you now see my new look
Can I have a picture of you now Camille
Can't call it an improvement.
Why Camille
It just isn't.
I told you the problem with my pix - they're not really my own.
Well if you want an improvement you can assist me to your standard Camille
You ever heard of commercial-on-confidence?
No and what does that mean
Sorry, commercial-in-confidence.
To put it crudely - nothing is free. That's one version.
Most of the stuff in my portfolio was taken under contract, and the contracts are water-tight. You want one, it will cost you.
AJ insists on that.
I don't want any trouble with him.
Aww lol
Your so funny dear!
I'm not joking!
Does Aj controls your life
Are you married too Aj
Think about this. I'm 26 going on 27. My career as a photomodel is not going to last much past 35. I want to be sure of a comfortable life after that, when we can have a family. So it I seem cautious about safeguarding my income, that's why.
I'm not married to AJ. We're a partnership with Chloe and Nikki.
That's good and I would also support you to safeguard your income
"He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him" - what was that supposed to mean?
Camille I not here to hurt you but to live the rest of my life with you?
Answer the question.
Yes because he knew i was only being honest with you
What?
Who knew?
That whole thing with Robbo was years ago!
Yes hun?
I asked the fucking question! Don't play dumb!
I'm not playing dumb

Well, that was a gift...

So you're just dumb. Gotcha.
Missed call from emefiele
21:22
Don't tell me I'm a dumb!
You said a dumb thing.
You said that you weren't playing dumb.
Only one conclusion.
What conclusion
That you're stupid.
QED
Why did you have to say that to me!
"He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him" - what was that supposed to mean?
Answer that question, but first, think!
Yes i was doing that because i want you and I want to server freyja with you Camille?
Huh?
I don't understand!
Missed call from emefiele
21:43
You're confusing me.
You were playing stupid because you want to serve Freyja?
Seriously?
I said I was doing that because i have feelings for you!
Doing what?
Yes i would love to serve freyja
That's not what I meant!
What did you meant
I was telling you about Robbo, and how he was a psychopath. Then you said, ""He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him."
I don't know why you said that.
Sorry I don't mean him I was talking about AJ asking you not to send me picture
Whoah! No way! That wasn't even an issue then.
I was telling you if aj won't stop you from having a comfortable llife with me
Here's the bit where you said that at the end.
He's the once who punched me in the face.
Fuck why did he have to raise up his hands on you
He's not being real to you guess he was after something Camille
Because he was a fucking psychopath! Someome whtih no conscience!
Someone who lied and deceive to get money from me and turned violent when I wouldnt; give him any more.
Yes that's what he his truly Camille
I don;'t want to talke anymore.
He never knew you were doing that out of conscience you have for him
That was about Robbo. Nothing about AJ.
Why won't you tell the truth about why you said that?
I have no true to tell you because I said he nerver knew you were sending money to him out of conscience you have for Robbo!
What the fuck?
"he nerver knew you were sending money to him" - who never knew?
Robbo never knew you were sending money out of conscience to him
I meant that because he was trying to force money out of you Camille
I wasn't sending money! It wasn't that kind of relationship.
When it was all over I calculated that he'd cost me over 11000 dollars.
That was most of what I had back then.
He got off lightly.
What kind of relationship
I'm sorry I mentioned it now!
He spent all your money for gamble
All I'm getting is waffle from you.
I'm getting a headache.

That prompted a self-pitying whinge from "Godwin."

Sorry dear I don't seem alright right now because I'm deing of hunger!
You know I survive on daily income and right now every where have been lockdown
How do you expect me to think normal when I can't be able to eat well like a normal human!

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