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srichards
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Is that Han's father???

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Napoleon Solo was a role in The Man From U.N.C.L.E, a campy TV show from 1964 to 1968.

My kids wanted to know how I knew who the characters were when we were watching the 2015 movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1638355/

David McCallum, best known as Dr. Donald "Duckie" Mallard played KGB operative Illya Kuryakin in the TV show. I am waiting to see when one of his characters is used by a lad. I would suspect that a baiter would have to start the process.

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Scrutinizer
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I could do that Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Pavarotti Coffin

is with the

(BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION Benin Republic)
Coffin being taken out of the cathedral

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mal just got an Orphan email with this as the first sentence (emphasis added):

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My name is John Maxwell the only son of late Mr John ofori of greater Accra Ghana


My first thought was "Another Lad who just doesn't get that whole First Name Last Name thing," but then, with the last season of Game of Thrones about to start, it sparked an idea - what if having "Maxwell" as a last name is the Ghanaian equivalent of being called "Snow" in Westeros?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This morning I got an urgent message from "Diplomatic John Doe". I also was in a Hangouts chat recently with a lad who said a "woman by the name of Johnny Briggs" had been claiming I was dead. Laughing

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Scrutinizer
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Today´s harvest:

JOHN BONHAM
FBI


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Scrutinizer
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And....drumroll....

Mrs. Melania Trump
First Lady of the United States of America

She advises me to get my fund released. The lawyer will accept a

..drumroll..

Google Play Card of 100USD.

Seriously..do these lads have sub-zero IQ, or is it all that khat they are chewing?
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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scrutinizer wrote:
Today´s harvest:

JOHN BONHAM
FBI


Smile


Holy carp! You're being baited by Dean Winchester! (Wonder how many of you will get that reference)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Christ Richard
From whom I will be receiving:
Quote:
the sum of $2,500.00 per Lump


Lumps of what? I shudder to think. Although maybe this lad's a coal merchant. Rolling Eyes

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Lord
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From:
Mr.Tom West Western union
Director of Moneygram

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BertjeAass
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^that one made me LOL

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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

Quote:
Note I am working with the US Treasury Department if you don't stop further communication with Rev. Emeka we are goin to sue you.

STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION OR ELSE.

SMITH JOHNSON


US Treasury diplomat Mr. SMITH JOHNSON! Cool

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Zombini
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got one the other day from:

Quote:
Mr, Moon Genesis Chikwadom


Sent by:

Quote:
chimamarrox godsrichchikwadom
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pete515
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not so much a stupid name - just a stupid job title.

Quote:
Rev John Francis.
United Nations Under-DELICATE for Internal Oversight.

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This lads surname sums him up nicely.

From the Desk of:
Alex Dumisini
Branch Managing Director
Zenith Bank Plc.

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We are waiting for your response.
Mr White Gentleman.
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Direct line: +229 6#####41

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh...I am blessed? Sweet Jeezus....

"bla bla bla...perfection of the documents that will back you up with the claim for
immediate release of the fund into your account.

Regards,


Mr Christ." Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Today's crop:

REV. GENESIS DEBORAH

and

APOSTLE ISAAC

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At least one lad is taking inspiration from the Game of Thrones finale:

Maisie Williams approved a $7.5 M IMF fund for me.


Another one of my lads seems hungry to get paid:

Mr Buffet Jackson wants me to pay him $150 by iTunes cards.

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happiness Samuel

She's the "young lady (refugee)" from Gambia that the Lad who wants my debit card was referring to.

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

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Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 9:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

George Fred of the United States Customs Service, JFK Airport - it's like they couldn't be bothered.

Promise William, a Moneygram Director somewhere in Nigeria.

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 215
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dickson Donald is a refugee from Sierra Leone who's suffering from moniker reversal.

GODSLOVE OLELEWE is receiving money for Godwin Emefiele at the Central Bank of Nigeria.

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I have never insulted you for once to call me asshole? I can command the wind to consume you if you insult me again be warn.

Go to hell , you are not wise
I pretty You by allowing African to defraud
You have little Brain.

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United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 215
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This one's a corker, received this morning:

Mrs.vagina Kabore

Shocked Shocked

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