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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sir Carl Bryner
BENIN AND WALES Confused

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"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another Lad doing well for himself.
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I am Mr. Edgar Prosper , a representative of Exxon Mobil in London

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

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"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One lad I am working on at the moment - Mr Tony Camp Man
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Sounds like you'll have a gay old time, yabba-dabba-doo.

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"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr George Clooney wants Cammy to write to John Fred, diplomat.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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MY NAME IS MR GENUINE DIPLOMATIC AGENT

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Ms.Long Denise


I bet she's got some tall story to tell.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, something smells fishy.
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Mr. Francis Gurry
Director Foreign Payment Reconciliation London UK

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

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"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The FRED LOAN INVESTMENT COMPANY

Holy shit on a shingle, is that all they could think up?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Benin WU/RIA collector: LIGHT OSSY

"He is not heavy, my brother!"

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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DR. RAN DULF (The red nosed reindeer?)
ACCOUNT RECONCILIATION OFFICER
THE PRESIDENCY/CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

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"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like someone my wife should have married. Laughing

Mr. Nagy (Other names removed)
(Job tittle removed)

I hope when pronouced it sounds like naggy or I'm going to look a right old fool. And yes, I know technically she would not be my wife but Mr Nagy's wife but I hope most of you get where I was coming from.

Edited to avoid giving offence to the minimum amount of people whilst still trying to make the quip work.

P.S.

Sorry in advance to anyone named Nagy, but I feel the quip would loose any value whatsoever should I remove it.

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Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.

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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^The name doesn't look stupid to me (it's Tiberius Magnus in Hungarian). And it is his real name (not the lad's of course).

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Hmm, it just goes to show that every day really is a school day. When I posted my what would appear to be less than amusing quip I had no idea that Mr (name removed) was a real person or that they held the position of (job tittle removed) or even that the position was a real one. My foolish oversight just goes to reinforce that we should all take it upon ourselves to check, check and check again the things we are posting for fear of causing others offence. In the interests of harmoney I have edited my offending post to a level where I think my original quip still works but also deminishes the distress it has caused. I hope you, Mr (name removed) and I can now put my thoughtless faux pas behind us. Once again, please accept my apologies for any distress I may have caused.

Mr Dapper

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^And it doesn't sound like that either. "Надь" in Russian is pretty close. The Hungarian digraph "gy" is a single letter whose sound does not exist in English. "ggy" is "gy"+"gy", except across a compound boundary or a hyphen, in which case "ggy" is "g"+"gy" and "gy"+"gy" is written "gygy".

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Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for taking the time to explain all of that but it's wasted on somebody of my limited intelligence, all I see as an English speaker is a name that I would pronounce naggy. However, If your intention was to make me feel like a complete fool, then..... clapping

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Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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lakeside77
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently our Attorney General is licensed to practice in the UK, and perhaps elsewhere

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Best Regards
Barrister Jeff Sessions.
US Attorney General.

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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got a piggy from Dr. Janet Yellen Yellen.

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Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jefferson Johnson, a Liberian orphan

What's next, I wonder? Washington Nixon? Cleveland Ford? Fillmore Clinton? Actually, scratch the last one...

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 200
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Duke Ale


I'll drink to that. Laughing

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Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My catcher got a message asking me to contact Ezechucks Solomon. I sent an ASEM and got the next message in the script (apparently he doesn't understand ASEMs). I googled "Ezechucks"; the first two hits are on anti-scam sites. No idea where he got the name.

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Mr. Kate Ume


Has something to do with the Bank of America.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 200
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Email account name: DHL CORIA

I think he was wanting 'DHL Courier' Laughing

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AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX

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i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The name mentioned in the initial script (Richard Dell) and the name signed at the bottom (Glo Ellen) don't seem so strange. But the combination of name and address I got in the reply to the ASEM:
BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY AWARD PAYMENT OFFICE <[email protected]>

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Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Mr Dapper
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, this is spooky, with halloween so close. Shocked


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Mrs. Bettie Witcher

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Closed lad accounts A few

"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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