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Discombobulated lass
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You may have already seen this. I received the following in my catcher acct a while back. Not exactly a lad name but pulled me up short!

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Dear S​onofabitch Diplomat Couriers, fedex, UPS and DHL.​
​​Attn: Benin/Nigeria/Ghana/Africa Central HQs of Fuckup Gang,
Why not: [email protected]​.fedex​.com??


Lad (?) then goes into a glorious rant about scamming African gangs, Benin lads liberally sprinkled with the f word and a dodgy reference to his wife's asshole at one point.

Concludes with

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​The fraud Benin/African info were the old fashion cheating format, showing the huge fund going to transfer to me and asking for some poor charge fee as idiot as usual. I never get excite and greedy to be a millionaire. So if you are from true Bank or real CEO, I had rather get transferring of some fund direct to my Bank account first. If true, let do transfer just $10,000 by Western Union to my name, Thanayuth Panuraj, Thailand, for proof testing. Please do not continue if you cannot do it.
Best Regards,

Thanayuth Panuraj
Mobile: 668-58338668 (SMS, Line, Whatsapp)
Insurance Agent & Broker Services,
email: [email protected], [email protected];
My Airport : Suwannabhumi Airport or Donmuang Airport.


Quite made my day Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Good times! Laughing

This one was sent in bright red, so it must be legit. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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She's from Benin, or maybe from Kenya - it's not clear.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 1:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am Mr. Hazard Green, the new director ATM Head of Operation Bank of Africa


And I'm Daisy Duke. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. Belly Frontier (PRD)
Public Relation Department
Poverty Eradication Society (PES)
EU EUROPEAN UNION
UNITED NATIONS

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No words.

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DR. JIM JOE

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am Barrister Benjamin Franklin based in Monrovia here in the capital of Liberia

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Andrew Bob
or
Mr. Bob Andrew
of Wells Fargo Bank

He can't seem to make up his mind. He uses these names interchangeably in his email signatures. He may just be dyslexic. My money is on just stupid.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Evidently, this lad is a Microsoft fan.

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Mr. Red Mond

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just found this one. There's so much to unpack!

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Dr. Belly Frontier (PRD)
Public Relation Department
Poverty Eradication Society (PES)

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Neue Zürcher Zeitung is the Secretary for the HOLOCAUST CLAIMS PROCESSING CENTER.

His "name" means "The New Zurich Times."

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ LOL! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Receiver Name, God Mogan

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like a load of old Coblahs to me. Laughing
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Dear Friend,

I am contacting you base on recommendation and trust for a good business transaction. First let me introduce myself to you. My name is Mr. Jerry Coblah. I am a consultant to some local mining companies in Ghana.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Doesn't he know he'll go blind. Laughing
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Mr. Wang Qin
Fund Transfer Officer
Hang Seng Bank Ltd,
[email protected]
Hong Kong

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And this fellow certainly sounds like a fine upstanding dick.
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Yours faithfully,
Woody Woody
UN Representative of Federal Domestic Assistance (CFDA)

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What?
Quote:
Dr.Mervat Said.
ATM Payment Department
ATM card International Plc.
Drect mail:[email protected]

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ken sounds like one successful Lad.
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Mr Rich Ken,
MAte are an independent auditor for World Bank / IMF on Foreign Banks
Debt Management Office
World Bank Auditors
COTONOU.
Republic Of Benin
Tel/Fax +22962489680

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"Animal of your type" - Suggestions accepted

"Please go and hit your penis on the wall or you look for your kind i don't have time for big choppers." - Ouch!

"We give the rules here not you sir." - Of course you do laddie.

"We have never had to deal with a client like you." - Thanks for the compliment.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Yours Faithfully.
Mr. Thomas K. Montag,
Chief Operating Officer,
Bank of America , NY. USA.

and
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INSPECTOR GOOD-LUCK FRIDAY.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

here's a high-flyer.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Isn't this just Huberlee Jubbly.
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I AM Diplomatic Agent Mr Huber Lee

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Mr. James Butler,
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I want him to be my personal butler Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The way this lad mixes cultures makes my eyes water.

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Rajeev Adrian
Chief Financial Officer,
Arab Banking Corporation, UK

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Barrister Cephas Galley

He represents the CEPS, the GCAA, and the KIAA, though he's a POS who's NFG at his job.

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