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DropBear419
Master Baiter


Joined: 03 May 2017
Posts: 159
Location: Hiding from Drop Bears bigger than me


PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This just arrived in my catcher tonight

Quote:
Yours in Service
Rev.James Goodluck
WESTERN UNION KENYA REPUBLIC.


Let's see how much luck he brings me as have been trying all week with no luck.

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Well now you will have to look for any western union ship close to you - Mark W
I know you just making heats of my Nerves. - James B
maybe you should learn how to read and write, so you can read signs and dont fall into a pit. - Steve J Briggs
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16772
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Mr. Nicholasby Water
Principal Consultant,
Allbond Consulting Financial Advisory
Abuja Nigeria.
Head of Banking Operations
The Central Bank of Nigeria

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 227
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Thursten3rd
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Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits


PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
CHRISTOPHER BUTTLER


The emphasis is mine. I think I've been reading too many "biometrices" baits!![/b]

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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra

...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum

Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16772
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Chief Engr, Freeborn Omo


He's the manager of the

Quote:
IGBENOBA CHEMICAL MELTING FINANCE COMPANY

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 227
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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vonpaso xlura
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Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Chemical Melting Finance? Laughing There is a Chemical Bank. I've always wondered if they offer double and triple bonds.

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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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690Cals
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Joined: 04 May 2017
Posts: 135
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't get this one, it showed up on a blog I follow: Rev. Goodluck Ebola

https://blog.malwarebytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/goodluck.jpg

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Mattaz
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Joined: 02 Jan 2015
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From, Christine Laggard (Director) International Monetary Fund

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MrMystery314
A Prize


Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 1736
Location: Herding penguins


PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been honored to be contacted by both
Quote:
Mrs. Leak Clock
and her husband
Quote:
Mr. Baker Clock.

I sense there was some de-education behind these names.

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"Also i know how inquisitive all this press can be, i hope the picture of the goat fucking me is not on news or news paper"-Mr. Humphere
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Starbuck5
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Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 601
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a loan off of a
Quote:
Mr Phony Mortgage

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IF YOU EVER WRITE ME AGAIN I WILL CALL THE CORPS ON YOU, STAY AWAY FROM MY EMAILS - Mr. Paul Adams

You are some kind of schizophrenic i guess? - Richard Summers

REALLY BRO
AM NOT SLEEP YESTERDAY
TILL NOW AM VEX

...
i told my mummy she not happy
------- Sammie

WE ARE WITH INTERPOL AND FBI /CIA BOTH SCOTLAND YARD POLICE THERE IN UK, WE FIND OUT IN OUR DATABASE THAT YOU ARE TAKING PEOPLE BANK ACCOUNT FOR FUNS OR A JOKE. WHAT DID YOU USED THOSE ACCOUNT YOU COLLECTED FROM ASIA USA AND AFRICA TO DO,??? WE NEED YOUR GOOD ANSWER BEFORE TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU. - Some lad of mine on an alt acc. Investigations are on-going
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Lycanthrope
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 13 Sep 2017
Posts: 21
Location: Hiding from the full moon


PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
James Lender
told me to contact another person for a unlimited withdrawal atm card. (I'm just hoping I don't have to pay it back later) Shocked

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Seven more till the barbecue!
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BitaTrouble
419Eater is my life


Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 331


PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It appears that I am attracting a higher class of lads:
Quote:
Regards,
Gentleman John Moore

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Jack Boot Whip
"Okay get ready to get your ass toast!" - Goffery Johnson
"I AM HIGHLY EMBARASSED AND I FEEL MOST INSULTED, FOR SENOR WINCES TO STAND ME UP AT THE FLAMINGO RESTURANT FOR OVER 1hr45mins I THINK THIS IS THE HIGHT OF INSULT EVER ON MY PERSONALITY." - Aliji Gambo
"You are Crazy Up in the head. Dont ever contact this email anymore. Your Papa, Your Mama, Your intestine You prick " - P'mt Director, First Nat'l Bank Group
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter


Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits


PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paging Nurse Q!

Quote:
Dr James A. Bond

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Easter 2015
A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra

...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum

Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 769
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow


PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Rev. Sister Howard Barnhart


Gender identity advocate?

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Rowan
Elite Baiter


Joined: 15 Feb 2013
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Location: In the back room, being naughty


PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Best regards,
Sani T. Enginieer


Does sanity require engineering?

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"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great J. Kwesi - supposedly the son of Dr. Jonathan Sarpong.

ENGR. BROWN WHITE works for a company that opens trunk boxes of cash and arranges for the contents to be sent on by private jet or bank transfer - bit of a niche market I'd say.

ETA a double from Benin...

Dr. Lugard Christ is the Remittance Manager and International Customer Relation Officer for VBS Mutual Bank Benin; and Jeff Randy is the one he's telling me to send $68 to.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 227
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


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Posts: 16772
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Desmond UdeAmen is actually Acct. Desmond UdeAmen, so add Acct. to Engr. and Barr.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 227
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter


Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits


PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in - a job offer from:

Quote:
Butt Jabeen (2014)


Personally, I do whatever it takes to NOT have my butt jabbed on the job.

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Easter 2015
A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra

...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum

Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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LordCo
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 05 Apr 2006
Posts: 68
Location: An Island in the Pacific


PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's three from my archive:

Pool Paul
Jerry Joe

and... drum roll please....

WINNER HEART

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ThatIsraeliScammerEater
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 21 Jul 2017
Posts: 48


PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Mr. Douglas Civilian

So I know he's not an army lad.

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Giving lads pain
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13715
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fake immigration lawyer in a job scam:
Quote:
Mr.Donzella Castillo, B.A., LL.B., B.C.L.
Donzella Immigration Canada

Mr. Damsel Castle? I reported the site in Russian and wrote "Сайт юристки утверждает находиться в Кебеке", then saw the "Mr." and corrected it to "юриста". (Both sites claim to be in Quebec but their phone numbers are elsewhere.)

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Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×163
×186
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2660
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old


PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursten3rd wrote:
Paging Nurse Q!

Quote:
Dr James A. Bond


Heard from the same lad yesterday. Apparently nobody told him that 007 has a license to kill, not steal.

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ls77

Closed lad accounts x24 Easter Egg 2012 United KingdomNigeria x3 Thailand x2 Guinea BissauBeninGermanyNetherlands
Sand Timer Father Frank

I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13715
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a script:
Mark Jame wrote:
Receiver Name........EGO CHRIST

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Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×163
×186
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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BitaTrouble
419Eater is my life


Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 331


PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Contact: Dr. Muhammad Salah Biography


I'll bet he has a great story. Wink

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Jack Boot Whip
"Okay get ready to get your ass toast!" - Goffery Johnson
"I AM HIGHLY EMBARASSED AND I FEEL MOST INSULTED, FOR SENOR WINCES TO STAND ME UP AT THE FLAMINGO RESTURANT FOR OVER 1hr45mins I THINK THIS IS THE HIGHT OF INSULT EVER ON MY PERSONALITY." - Aliji Gambo
"You are Crazy Up in the head. Dont ever contact this email anymore. Your Papa, Your Mama, Your intestine You prick " - P'mt Director, First Nat'l Bank Group
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BARR.bobxlonBureau

He's from the Fiscal Service

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your harlot mother got your fuckin pregnant by the road side were she went hawking for men to fuck her stinking pussy...your dead Ok

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 227
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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LordCo
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 05 Apr 2006
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Location: An Island in the Pacific


PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got him an hour ago... Edger Hoover

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