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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this after an attempted instachop with the help of TheMonsignor.. Well, hold the 'insta' as lad's is being played since February and today, he snapped. Smile Great stuff!

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I am not happy with you over the insult you prompted which i never had in my life before from you and Mr. Smith, for many years now i have been in this position as the Chairman Award Contract of( NNPC) i have never been in partnership with failure in my life for you to have made the payment and left the slip in the bank to unknown individual who knows nothing about this transaction. I don’t know what gives you the impudence, the impetus to take my leniency for cowardice. (this sentence is great! Very Happy) well, Its is quite unfortunate that you have fail to be reasonable and utilize this unique opportunity you have at your disposal to ascertain a suitable and favorable financial height or position just because of your wrong imagination, and erroneous perception toward the sincerity of this transaction, anyway, I think I have done my best and what I believe is right in order to help you in this matter but it is obvious that your ignorance have blinded you that you can not differentiate when things are been done right and wrong.

Listen and listen very good,i have seen that you are not been sincere over this transaction like your late father was and I don’t care what anybody says to you or what so called Mr. Smith of Western Union told you about this transaction, all I want you to have in mind is that the common cause of failure in business is wrong selection of advisers and lack of focus which is exactly your problem in this transaction.. What did so called Smith know about this transaction worth $28.5million dollars? Your so called Smith is a BIG FOOL by telling me to share the money with him which i refused that was why he refuse sending me the MTCN Number. i am a good citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and i have a name to protect and an image to project so, your transaction has nothing to do with my family betterment because i am very much contented with what i have here. (glad to hear that, because you're not seeing anything from me Wink )

Note, the earlier you understand this, I think will be the best for you because in no distant time we shall be submitting all the payment files to the authorities of which any of the beneficiaries who do not receives his or her funds irrevocable stands a chance to lose his or her approved funds.

You are requested to forward unsettling email from Mr. smith of western union to me if you are really sincere to me on this transaction.

YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS NEEDED.
ASAP AND CALL ME

(his emphasis on the last one)


Now I'll go sit in a corner and feel ashamed. Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mortal wrote:
Now I'll go sit in a corner and feel ashamed(


Only for two minutes, then you get free!

https://youtu.be/n_w4MV_LwMw?t=56

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You elevated your lad's blood pressure a little here. Great job.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I don’t know what gives you the impudence, the impetus to take my leniency for cowardice.


Do you think he swallowed a thesaurus?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Your so called Smith is a BIG FOOL

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lighten_up wrote:
Do you think he swallowed a thesaurus?


The other possibility is that he just has extraordinary erudition, but let's not forget we're talking about a lad.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is one EPIC rant, Sir!


I applaud your incompetence. clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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.. just because of your wrong imagination ..


Seems to me you have the right imagination to elicit this kind of response.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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well, Its is quite unfortunate that you have fail to be reasonable


No, it's quite hilarious. That rant is pure music.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I'll make sure to arrange a concert then Smile

@Lighten up : he got slapped by a book Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent rant with so many quotes for your siggy line. You know, I never felt like a baiter until I received a rant with parts in caps and lots of exclamation points.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What did you, say to make him go off the boiler like that :0.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's hilarious. I love it when they just totally go off the rails. It's amazingly hard to scam while angry. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha. Excellent work. You can feel the total frustration with every word.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@kishnabe: Instachopped the lad! The Western Union clerk, played by the monsignor, suggested instead of sending the money, he will take some for himself. And then offered him only 100€ out of the 2000€ deal. Very Happy

Everyone - updates, I suppose.
After being slapped, the lad turned docile again. I guess I'm a smooth talker. Cool After that - radio silence. Should be fun.

More love for the heinious swindler criminial and a BIG FOOL, ours truly, The Monsignor! Thumbs up

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ATTENTION:YOUR QUICK RESPONSE IS NEEDED FROM ANTHONY

I received your e-mail message to my office including the email forward to me from Smith of Western Union who imposed himself as a bank manager but a criminal who wanted to share your fund with me and he does not know nothing your inheritance fund, i hope you gone back to the so called Smith of Western Union to collect your money worth of 2000 euro that you sent on Sunday 10th July 2016?

Mr Anthony in my previouse email i sent you yesterday been Monday i instructed you should go back to the bank and collect your money worth of 2000 euro from that swindler bank manager who wanted me to share your fund with him which i refused as a man of God that i am and he decided not to send the MTCN number to me as you told him. you are hereby advised go immediately and pick up your 2000 euro back from that criminal Smith of Western Union, also i received a call from your wife and she was crying bitterly on the phone which i felt so pity for her becuase i have a wife like her. (Thanks Mountain Goat for the outstanding call! I will check if I have the recording)

Remember i made a promise to you that i will never let you down in this transaction like i told you that after this payment of 4000 euro there will be no other fee, if not that this criminal that called himself Smith of Western Union that hanged up the money you sent on sunday by now i know you will be reviving alert from your bank that your fund worth 28.5 million dollars has been transferred to your bank account.

Meanwhile i was in a board meeting with the ministers and Inspector General of police including Mr President himself concerning all the whole beneficiaries who have not recieved their fund from the federal Republic of Nigeria and which your inheritance fund is one them. while they have come into conclusion that any beneficiary who fails to finalize and collect he's/her fund in 3 working days will be confiscated to the federal government of Nigeria.

Nevertheless, without a doubt, i sincerely figured out the eagerness in you to ensure that this transaction is being completed from your all angles, and i want to let you know that you will never regret getting yourself involved in this transaction if you can be persuasive to the successful conclusion of this ongoing transfer


YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS NEEDED. ASAP AND CALL ME

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Mr Anthony how are you today? In my previous email i sent you i instructed you should go back to the bank and collect your money worth of 2000 euro from that swindler bank manager who wanted me to share your fund and I HOPE BY NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE COLLECTED YOUR MONEY BACK

Remember i made a promise to you that i will never let you down in this transaction conclusion of this ongoing transfer


YOUR URGENT ATTENTION IS NEEDED. ASAP CALL ME

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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(Thanks Mountain Goat for the outstanding call! I will check if I have the recording)


Ugh....have mercy with me, plz....I just felt like crying when we did that
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ We've all been there. Very Happy I was crying during the call too, from laughter! Thumbs up

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all I want you to have in mind is that the common cause of failure in business is wrong selection of advisers and lack of focus which is exactly your problem in this transaction


I damn near pissed myself.

Awesome rant Mort.

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