Gaysexual Assassin [NSFW - Language]

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Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 11:35 pm

I have several baits going with this lad at the moment, and on the advice of my Mentor I'm posting some of it up. This one seems nearest to being finished out of all of them.

I used the hitlad email we're all familiar with by now that Surfowl posted in the surplus mails thread (major kudos for sharing that, by the way!).

My character's text is all in blue, the lad's is black and in italics. All instances of caps and red colour are as originally used.

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 10:16 AM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!

FATHER BILBO BAGGINS

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 11:20 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

what can you afford in exchange of your life?

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU AKING ME THE QUESTINGS!? PLEASE THINK OF JEBUS AND DO NOT COMMIT THIS ACT OF EVIL. I AM A GOOD MAN OF CHRIST AND I PRAY FOR MY MORTAL SOUL. PLEASE MR ASSISIN DONT KILL ME. I HAVENT SPENT ALL OF MY MANY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS YET AND I WANTED TO SPEND ALL OF IT BEFORE I DIED BUT IF YOU KILL ME BEFORE I DIE THAT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE ITS A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBLITY AND THEN MY MONEY WILL SIT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I CANT SPENND IT BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER HAVE EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM NOT MAKING ANY SENSEIOEIUFYUHFFHHFEUI

WHO SENT YOU TO DO THIS EVIL THING? I DEMAND AN ANSWER IN THE NAME OF JEBUS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FATHER BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:35 PM
Subject: ATTENTION!!

I have seen that you are a good person that is why i am information you.....but i want you to meet my requirement then i will send you the video and conversation of the person...

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:39 PM
Subject: ATTENTION!!

What can you afford?

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:42 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

BUT YOUR REQUIREMENT IS THAT I GIVE YOU MY MONEY AND THAT MONEY IS IN THE HANDS OF THE LORD SAVOURY GRAVY JEBUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ON A FLIPPING BICYCLE WITH WINGS AND GO FASTER STRIPES AMEN PRAISE BE PRAISED. YES I AM A GOOD MAN A VERY GOOD FUCKING MAN SO SEND ME THAT VIDEO AND I WILL HAVE THIS EVIL MAN CAST INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MOTHERFUCKAZ!!!!!!!!

I THINK YOU WILL NOT KILL ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL BROTHERS OF JEBUS AND YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT YOU LIKE TO ENTER THE HIDDEN PASSAGES OF JEBUS WITH THY MIGHTY STAFF AND SEEK THE HOLY UNITY OF FLESH AND MORE MAN FLESH OH YES MY BROTHER YOU SHALL CHANGE YOUR WAYSHSJHSJHUIS

FATHER BILBO BAGGINS

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:51 PM
Subject: ATTENTION!!

you ready to comply?

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:54 PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY THAT ASSISINS ARE MEN WHO LIKE TO LAY WITH OTHER MEN? BROTHER DO YOU KNOW THAT GAYSEXUAL ACTIVITIES ARE FORBIDDEN IN THE HOLLY BIBBLE AND SUCH FORNICATIONS MAKE BABY JEBUS CRY SO YOU TELL ME IS THAT TRUE BROTHER BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED BY A GAYSEXUAL MAN

IS IT TRUE ARE YOU SO EVIL AS A GAYSEXUAL?

PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 12:56 PM
Subject: ATTENTION!!

Stop asking stupid question i have just kill three 3 gay men last week....

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 1:02PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

THEN MY BROTHER YOU HVAE DONE THE WORLD A GREAT SERVICE BY REMOVING 30 GAYSEXUAL MEN FROM THIS WORLD AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT IN THE NAME OF JEBUS H CHRISTO BUT PLEASE TELL ME THIS ARE YOU A GAYSEXUAL MAN ALSO AND MAYBE YOU ONLY KILL THE GAYSEXUAL OTHER MEN AS A FORM OF RELEASE TO EASE THE SELF LOATHING INSIDE THY ROTTING SOUL WHICH SURELY KNOWS IT IS OF THE GAYSEXUAL PERSUASION!!!????

TELL ME GAYSEXUAL ASSASSIN HOW MUCH DID THIS OTHER MAN PAY YOU TO KILL ME AND WHY DO THEY WANT ME TO DIE?? IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS IN MY TRUST FUND?? IS THE MAN WHO SENT YOU ALSO A GAYSEXUALDSIAUDIASNDNS

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 1:05PM
Subject: ATTENTION!!

I am not a gay i hate them with passion, i was pay $50,000 USD... how you ready to comply with the payment? i will stop responding your mail right if you don't tell me if you will pay the money? what can you afford right now....

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 1:30PM
Subject: Re: ATTENTION!!

BUT MY FREIND IF YOU ARE AN ASSISINN THEN SURELY YOU MUST BE A GAYSEXUAL MAN UNDER LORD SAVOURY GRAVY JEBUS BECAUSE I HEARD SOME STORIES ABOUT ASSISSINNS AND IT WAS A STORY ABOUT HOW THEY TOUCH EACH OTHER IN THEIR SINFUL AREAS AND LAUGH ABOUT IT WHILE SINGING GAYSEXUAL SONGS ABOUT GAYSEXUAL ACTIVITIES IN GAYSEXUAL BARS IN GAY PLACES OF EVIL AND SINFUL CORRUPTION OF THE BODY OF JEBUS CHRIST AMEN.

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 1:42PM
Subject: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

YOU MUST TELL ME WHICH GAYSEXUAL BASTARDSD HAS PAID YOU THIS MONEY. I WILL PAY YOU DOUBLE WHAT HE OFFERS IF YOU KILL HIM INSTEAD OF ME AND PROMISE NOT TO KILL ME AFTERWARDS HOW ABOUT THAT MY FRIEND????

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 2:45PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

if you are serious on what you just said send this money first, then i will tell you and kill the gay-sexual bastard for you to night....I am a professional i don't lick secrete out for no just cost....How you ready to make the payment?
My Regards

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Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 6:25PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

If you think you can fuck with me i will burn your building down i have already kill 5 people this week, BYE
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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 4:52PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

Then I am coming for you and your family. First I will rip off your Heart's tits, then sodomize you with a tent stake, then hammer it into her ass with a sledgehammer. Then I will blind your children by pouring sulfuric acid on their faces and cut off their feet with a machete. Then I will nail your hands and feet to the wall and set your house on fire, you will all be burned alive. Bye 😂

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 10:02AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

BUT WHY OH WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS TO ME WHEN I SAID I'D PAY DOUBLE??? IT TOOK ME HALF A FUCKING DAY TO WALK TO THE FUCKING BANK TO GET THIS MONEY FOR YOU AND IVE ONLY JUST GOT HOME WITH IT AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME ANYWAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN THATS NOT FAIR DO YOU NOT WANT THIS MONEY SHALL I KEEP IT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE NOT A GAYSEXUAL BUT SODOMIZING ME WITH A FUCKING TENT STAKE SOUNDS PRETTY GAYSEXUAL TO ME AND I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT NO GAYSEXUAL DUDES KILLING ME AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A HEART AND CHILDREN? GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE GAYSEXUAL WHO GAVE YOU THIS INFORMATION.

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 11:49AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

I will feed you with every information you needed but i will first all get the money i ask from you...will that be possible ? then any assignment you want me to do for i will, if you are ready to send me the money please inform me?

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 11:53AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

ARE YOU SO CRUEL?YOU DONT EVEN CARE THAT I WALKED FOR HALF A DAY TO GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY?????? YOU DONT EVEN ASK HOW MY FUCKING FEET ARE???I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE COULD BE FRIENDS AND THIS IS NOT HOW FRIENDS TREAT EACH OTHER BECAUSE FRIENDS ASK EACH OTHER HOW THEY'RE FELLING BUT OH NO YOU DIDNT EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND TO ASK NOT A MILISECOND NOPE WHAT A SELFISH FUCKER. WELL I WILL PAY YOU THIS MONEY BUT MAYBE I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND AFTERWARDS NOW BECAUSE YOU DONT FUCKING ACT LIKE A POTENTIAL FUCKING FRIEND MY FRIENDHUSGFYUSDGFYSD

FATHER FUCKING BILBO.

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 12:01PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

I am sorry....I want to be your friend to help you eliminate those gaysexual...that want you dead...but are you ready to make the payment now? I am really sorry because i lost my temper i felt you want to play with my simplicity...I await your response.

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 12:57PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

HOPE YOU ARE DOING FINE RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO APOLOGIES BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL MORE GAYSEXUAL FOR YOU BUT I WANT THAT MONEY TO BUY HARM TO DESTROY THEM...I WANT YOU TO MAKE AN INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTION OR INTER STAT....WHICH ONE OF THEM WILL YOU PREFER?

WRITE ME THEN I WILL SEND YOU ACCOUNT INFORMATION TO MAKE THE PAYMENT..I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE...

MY REGARDS

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 12:59PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

WHAT KIND OF MAN WANTS TO ELMINATE HIMSELF NOW THAT IS VERY STRANGE YOU SAY YOU WANT TO HELP ME ELIMINATE THE GAYSEXUALS BUT IF ASSISINNS ARE GAYSEXUALS THEN THAT MEANS YOU MUST ASSINATE YOURSELF TOO UNLESS YOU REPENT YOUR GAYSEXUAL WAYS. DO YOU REPENT THEM IN THE NAME OF JESIS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR GAYSEXUAL SOULAMEN.

NOW IF YOU TRULY WANT TO BE MY FUCKING FRIEND THEN ASK ME HOW MY FUCKING FEET ARE FEELING AFTER WALKING SO LONG FOR YOU. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO GO WALKING AGAIN FOR MANY MILES TO SEND THS MONEY THEN YOU BETTER START ACTING LIKE A FUCKING FRIEND A BIT BETTER AND STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL WHO LIKES OTHER GAYSEXUALSSDHFGHSDGVFSD

FATHER FUCKING BILBO.

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 2:27PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

BE WARN I AM NOT GAYSEXUAL, I WANT TO BE A GOOD FRIEND DOESN'T"T MAKE ME A FOOL , HOW IS YOUR FEET HOPE YOU ARE NOT INJURED AND YOUR FEET IS FEELING FINE BUT IN GOOD HEALTH...

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 4:21PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

HOW THe FUCK DO I KNOW YOURE NOT GAYSEXUAL HUH? PROVE IT TO ME BECAUSE LIKE I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT TO BE KILLED BY A GAYING GAYSEXUAL MAN OK YOU GOT THAT? AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T WRITE TO ME IN THAT SHOUTING FUCKING WAY OK YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT FOR FUCKS SAKE IN THE NAME OF THE HOLLY FUCKING BIBBLE.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT MY FEET THEY ARE STILL SORE VERY SORE IN FACT AND THEY HAVE BLISTERS ON THEM BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAD TO WALK TO GET THIS FUCKING MONEY FOR YOU? AND IT TURNS OUT I MIGHT BE GIVING ALL OF THIS MONEY TO A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL WHO WANTS TO KILL ME WHAT THE FUCKKJIORRPHG;FJNS

FUCKING FATHER FUCKING BILBO

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 6:30PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

I have told you that i am not a gaysexual i have kill 5 of them now, stop it stop it never you ever try to think i am one of them...I hate them with passion they are going against the will of GOD ALMIGHTY, this money i am collecting from you will go to the orphanage homes and feed the window, and the poor but i kill the wicked once...That is what i am train to do and stop putting fuck fuck in your massages because that is a wrong language to me....

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 10:03PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

I WILL SAY FUCK FUCK IF I WANT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO USE BAD LANGUAGE IN THIS SITUATION MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU??? HOW WOULD YOU TALK IF A GAYSEXUAL MAN EMAILED YOU AND SAID HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU!!??? WOULD YOU WRITE HIM A NICE POEM? SING HIM A LOVELY SONG? PICK HIM A BUNCH OF MOTHERCUNTING ROSES??!!?? I WILL SPEAK HOWEVER I CHOOSE AND UNTIL YOU PROVE YOU'RE NOT A GAYSEXUAL, YOU ARE A GAYSEXUAL.

YOU SAY YOU ONLY KILL THE WICKED ONES SO THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME I AM A MAN OF JEBUS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE AND I DO GOOD THINGS AND I AM NOT A WICKED MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER SO WHY KILL ME? AND TO MAKE IT FUCKING WORSE YOU TOOK YOUR FUCKING ORDERS FROM A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH FUCKING YOU YOU GAYSEXUAL FUCK AND IF ALL YOUR FUCKING MURDER MONEY GOES TO FUCKING ORPHANS THEN HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU EAT?

HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING PAY YOU TO KEEP MY FUCKING LIFE?JHFUISEGFYUSBFL

FUCKING FATHER FUCKING BILBO FUCKING

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 10:15PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

$50,000

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Sent: Friday, April 15, 2016 at 11:49PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

WHAT THE FUCK????$50000??? WHY THE FUCK HAS THE AMOUNT GONE UP!!??? YOU SAID $8000 BEFORE AND NOW YOU SAY 50!!!!??? THAT'S THE KIND OF TRICK A GAYSEXUAL WOULD TRY SO NOW I REALLY KNOW YOURE A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL. I WILL PAY $8000 AS ORIGINALLY AGREED OR $16000 IF YOU KILL THE GAYSEXUAL WHO GAVE YOU MY FUCKING NAME AND FUCKING ADDRESS AND TOLD YOU ABOUT MY HEART AND CHILDREN AND THE FUCKING TENT WE HAVE IN OUR BACK GARDEN. I DON'T KNOW ANY GAYSEXUALS SO THIS MUST BE A SECRET GAYSEXUAL IN HIDING WHO KNOWS ALL ABOUT ME SO I NEED YOU TO FUCKING KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER INSTEAD OF ME SO CAN YOU FUCKING DO THAT???!!!

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Sent: Saturday, April 16, 2016 at 5:10AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

IF YOU ARE READY TO PAY THE $16,000 IT WILL NOT TAKE ME ANYTHING TO FUCKING KILL THE GAYSEXUAL WITH PASSION TO NIGHT AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR DEPOSIT....

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 2:56AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

DID I NOT FUCKING TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING SHOUTING AT ME!!!!???? I DON'T HAVE $16000 YET MOTHERFUCKER THE ORIGINAL DEAL WAS FOR 8000 AND IF YOU REMEMBER THAT WAS THE AMOUNT I FUCKING WITHDREW FROM MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT FOR YOU AFTER WALKING FOR HALF A FUCKING DAY DO YOU FUCKIING REMEMBER!!??? SO IF YOU WANT THE WHOLE 16 FUCKING THOUSAND THEN I WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FUCKING BANK TO GET THE REST OK OR DO YOU JUST WANT THE 8? YOU'D BETTER FUCKING PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME THE FUCKING VIDEO OF THE GAYSEXUAL WHO WANTS ME DEAD AND THEN YOU WILL FUCKING KILL HIM AND SEND ME THE VIDEO OF THE KILLING AS FUCKING PROOF OK MOTHERFUCKER CAN YOU FUCKING DO THISIOGHUGFOSDU

FUCKING FAFUCKINGTHER BILBO FUCKING BAGGFUCKINGINS

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 2:59AM
Subject: MY FUCKING FEET

AND I WOULD FUCKING APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD REMEMBER TO ENQUIRE AS TO THE WELLBEING OF MY FUCKING FEET SINCE I WALKED SO FAR FOR THAT $8000 AND WILL HAVE TO FUCKING WALK THAT FAR AGAIN FOR THE OTHER $8000 TO MAKE It FUCKING $16000!!!! YOU FUCKING GAYSEXUAL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY FUCKING FEETTTTITHUTHJUIOTHTIO

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 11:28AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

MR. ASSISIN MAN DO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING MONEY OR NOT OR IS THIS WHOLE THING JUST A FUCKING JOKE TO MAKE ME WALK SO FAR FOR MONEY!!??? I WILL GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO FUCKING REPLY AND IF YOU DON'T THEN I WILL KNOW YOU ARE A STUPID JOKER AND A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL.

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 9:38PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

HOW IS YOUR FEET, HOPE YOU ARE DOING FINE RIGHT NOW, I AM FUCKING SORRY FOR THE STRESS YOU ARE FUCKING PASSING THROUGH RIGHT NOW TO RAISE THE FUNDS BUT I PROMISE YOU NEVER REGRET THIS, YOU WILL GET A GOOD RESULT....HOPE YOU ARE NOT HURT?

,U KINDS REGARD

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 9:44PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I THOUGHT I FUCKING TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER NOT TO FUCKING SHOUT AT ME AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT DON'T YOU FUCKING SWEAR AT ME YOU FUCKING GAYSEXUAL AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING ABOUT MY POOR FUCKING FEET AGAIN BUT ARE MY FEET AND THE MONEY ALL YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT??!! YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVOURITE COLA IS FOR FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE OR WHAT MY HOBBIES ARE SO LISTEN UP MR. GAYSEXUAL YOU BETTER START BEING A BETTER FRIEND IF YOU WANT EVEN A FUCKING CENT FROM MEHHDJDJDJDJFJF

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 10:34PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD I DON'T THINK I WANT ANY FUCKING CENT FROM YOU POOR FOOL....I WILL RIPE OUT YOUR HEART...YOU CRAZY STINKING MOTHERFUCKE BASTARD DEAD MAN WALKING...NO FRIEND SHIP ANY LONGER FROM YOU I WILL KILL YOU BASTARD.....DEATH WAITS YOU.....

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Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2016 at 11:15PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

NOW WAS YOUR FUCKING COLA AND YOUR FUCKING HOBBIES?....I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU...

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Sent: Monday, April 18, 2016 at 1:05AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

YOU APOLOGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE $16,000. IF YOU APOLOGISE AND STOP FUCKING SWEARING AND SHOUTING AT ME THEN I WILL GIVE YOU $20,000 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME LIKE I SAID I AM VERY FUCKING RICH SO THE MONEY IS NOT A FUCKING ISSUE FOR ME BUT I'M NOT GIVING IT TO A GAYSEXUAL MAN WHO IS SO RUDE AND CLEARLY GAYSEXUAL. YOU BETTER START ASKING ME SOME GENUINE GETTING TO KNOW ME TYPE QUESTIONS AND SHOW SOME FUCKING INTEREST IN ME AS A PERSON AND STOP TREATING ME LIKE A WALKING CASH DISPENSER, YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY MR ASSISIN BECAUSE I TRUST THAT YOU WILL KILL THIS EVIL GAYSEXUAL MAN WHO ORDERED THIS HIT ON ME. THINK IT OVER MOTHERFUCKERDJGHDJFIGHJ

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Sent: Monday, April 18, 2016 at 5:40AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

DEAR BILL BAGGINS
LETTER OF APOLOGIES
I WISH TO APOLOGIES TO MY GOOD FRIEND AND ALSO TELL HIM THAT I AM NOT A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL BECAUSE I HAVE KILL 5 GAYSEXUAL BUT HE DID NOT TRUST ME, WHY WILL I NOT BE ANGRY WITH HIM? AS SPOKEN BY YOU IS THE APOLOGIES ACCEPTED?
IF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT PLEASE INFORM ME SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU ACCOUNT INFORMATION I WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO MEET WITH ME..SO THAT WE CAN DISCOURSE...AND TELL YOU WHAT TO DO...THANKS HOPE YOUR FEET IS OK NOW AND THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER BUT MY ORDERS STILL STAND STILL BECAUSE YOU ARE GOOD MAN.

YOUR FAITHFULLY

MR ASSISIN D, KILLER

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 9:07AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

Dear Bill Baggins,

Hope you are doing fine today, i saw you but i was just watching i kept silent, how is your feet and your favorite food and color my friend and my money..... i want you to see some of my Victim because i don't want you to be a victim of this....

[Links to crime scene photos, clearly listed as victims of Dahmer and other serial killers]

So don't fuck with me my friend...where is my money...Bless YOU...good friend I am ready to kill those gaysexual hurting you..i will be sending you some of their picture soon..but i hope you comply with me and lets work as friend to destroy them....i will be killing one gaysexual today i will be sending you his picture and what i did to him...

My Regard
Mr Assasin D. Killer

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 9:07AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

[Attaches a broken image which I do not click on]

Who ever fuck with me is going to be like this on the next page of my victim

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 10:42PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

HELLO MY FRIEND SO WHERE IS THIS PICTURE OF THE DEAD GAYSEXUAL THEN I WANT TO SEE HIM AND MY FEET ARE NOT SO BAD TODAY SO I WILL GO AND WALK TO THE BANK TOMORROW TO GET THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY OK AND THEN I WANT YOU TO DENOUNCE YOUR GAYSEXUALITY AND KILL THE GAYSEXUAL MAN WHO WANTS ME FUCKING DEAD OK AND BEFORE THAT I WANT YOU TO ASK ME SOME GENUINE FUCKING QUESTIONS AND SHOW SOME FUCKING INTEREST IN MY LIFE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING MOTHERFUCKERFDHDSBFHSD

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Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 10:42PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

DEAR BILL BAGGINS,
HOPE YOU ARE DOING FINE, THOSE PICTURE WAS NOT TAKING BECAUSE OF POLICE AND NEIGHBORS IN THE HOOD,LIKE I SAID WE ARE LATE ON THIS ISSUES....I WANT YOU TO MAKE THE PAYMENT RIGHT AWAY, OK I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND I CAN NEVER ENGAGE IN GAYSEXUALITY MY FRIEND UNDERSTAND THIS, I WILL NEVER DO THAT PLEASE,THAT IS WHY I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND BUT DON'T FORGET OUR BUSINESS...WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LEAVING? STAY COOL AND BE BLESS AND GOD PROTECT YOU TODAY AND FOREVER.
THANKS
MY REGARDS
MR. ASSASIN D.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2016 at 2:45AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A LEAVING??? HAVE I NOT BEEN SIGNING OFF EVERY EMAIL WITH "FATHER BILBO"??? IS IT NOT OBVIOUS THAT I AM A FUCKING PRIEST AND SERVEANT OF JEBUS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE???? WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU GAYSEXUAL MORON FOR FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE. I THOUGHT I SAW SOMEBODY MASTURBATING IN THE BUSHES IN MY GARDEN, WAS THAT YOU??? WAS IT????

FATHER FUCKING BILBO.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2016 at 2:57AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU TOLD ME TO ASK WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR A LEAVING THAT IS WHY I ASK, IS ANY THING WRONG WITH YOU? I KNOW YOU VERY WELL STOP ARTING THIS WAY LETS GET STARTED WITH OUR BUSINESS AND LIVE COMPLAINS ALONE MY FRIEND......PRIEST...WHEN ARE YOU MAKING THE PAYMENT STOP THINKING THAT I AM GAYSEXUAL I HATE THAT NOTION YOU HAVE TOWARDS ME,,,,STOP I AM NOT GAYSEXUAL,,,THANKS, NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION WHEN ARE YOU MAKING MY PAYMENT? I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.....

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 12:09AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

DON'T JUST BLINDLY FUCKING FOLLOW FUCKING ORDERS THINK OF YOUR OWN FUCKING QUESTIONS TO ASK ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE I DON'T FEEL I MEAN I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL MR. GAYSEXUAL AND I WILL NOT STOP ARTING UNTIL YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING REAL FRIEND AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME DO NOT FUCKIGN SHOUT AT ME YOU GAYSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKERFGSYUF

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 7:33AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

Ok, Sir....But when are you making the payment?

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 10:13PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOUR OWN FUCKING HEART BEFORE I TELL YOU ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKERERERWER

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 11:40PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

hope you are doing fine, like said how is your health and how is your teaching going, hope you are affecting life? anyway stay cool...how far have you gone in raising the money...

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 11:48PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

THANK YOU FOR ASKING IF I AM FINE WELL I'M NOT REALLY VERY FINE BECAUSE I FELL EARLIER AND HURT MY TROMBONE AND NOT IT HURST LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TEACHING?? MOTHERFUKKING TEACHING?? WHEN THE FUCK DID I EVER SAY I WAS A FUCKING TEACHER MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER??? I'M A FUCKING PRIEST AND HOLLY MAN WHO LOVES THE FUCKING BIBBLE I AM NOT A TEACHER JEBUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL YOU ARE REALLY NOT ACTING LIKE A FRIEND MOTHERUCKER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHERHYBGFYUSGK

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 11:50PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

WHAT DOES PRIEST DO?

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Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 11:54PM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID AS WELL AS GAYSEXUAL??!!! A PRIEST IS A FUCKING HOLLY MAN WHO WORKS IN THE FUCKING CHURCH DON'T YOU EVER GO TO FUCKING CHURCH MOTHERFUCKER??? WHO DO YOU CONFESS YOUR GAYSEXUAL SINS TO IF YOU DON'T GO TO MOTHERFUKKING CHURCH!!!???

AND DID I NOT TELL YOU TO STOP FUCKING SHOUTING FUCKING AT FUCKING ME FUCKING????

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Sent: Friday, April 22, 2016 at 1:04AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

PRIEST YOU ARE RIGHT MY FRIEND....GOD GIVE YOU GOOD LIFE AND LONG LIFE....I HOPE BY NOW YOU WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH ALL THE MONEY? I KNOW YOU ARE A RESPECTFUL MAN YOU LEAVE IN HONOR PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION, WHEN WILL YOU BE MAKING THE PAYMENT....PLEASE BE INFORM I DO NOT HAVE AN ASSISTANT...I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE TO CONTACT YOU, HAVE A BLESSED DAY....PRIEST..............PRAY FOR ME AND SEND ME THE MONEY .....BLESS AND COMPLY TO MY REQUIREMENT....THANKS

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Sent: Friday, April 22, 2016 at 1:53AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY OF YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU FUCKING STOP FUCKING SHOUTING AT ME YOU FUCKING GAYSEXUALHKGLKHL

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Sent: Friday, April 22, 2016 at 1:56AM
Subject: Re: I WILL PAY DOUBLE

Ok, i am sorry, what ease do you need from me because i believe we are good friend now...i will not do again please answer my question..
[I don't reply]

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Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2016 at 12:25PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

NOW YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO SMART, NOW COMES THE END OF YOUR LIFE,,,,,,,THE VENGEANCE OF THE LORD HAS COME UPON YOU, EVEN IF I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE........YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET THIS...FOR YOU NOT TO FOLLOWED MY INSTRUCTION BY LYING TO ME THAT I HAVE AN ASSOCIATE .................10 OF MY MEN WILL RAPE YOU TO DEATH WHEN I TOLD YOU TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION...............YOU BETRAY ME...I DON'T NEED ANY MONEY FROM YOU BUT TO USE YOU AS A SACRIFICE............I WILL RIPE OUT YOUR HEART AND FEED THE BIRDS WITH IT, I WILL USE YOU TO SERVE THE THIRD MOONLIGHT IN THE CHURCH OF SATAN (NADRANIA) FOR CONNIVING WITH FEATHER TO FOOL ME...I WILL USE YOUR BLOOD TO TAKE MY BATH ON THIRD DAY OF THE SACRIFICE....I WILL HURT FOR YOUR LIFE AND KIDNAP YOU TO ENSURE I USE YOUR BLOOD FOR THE BATH OF VENGEANCE TO HONOR THE COMING OF DEVIL AND EVIL NIGHT......I SEEK YOUR BLOOD.................😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 MEN WILL DO THAT CLEAR IN YOUR EYES

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Sent: Sunday, April 24, 2016 at 11:38AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? WHAT ASSOCIATE??? I NEVER SPOKE OF AN Y ASSOCIATE YOU STUPID GAYSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU SEND THAT TO ME AND MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SHOUT AT MEFKGHUKGRGRKLJ

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Sent: Monday, April 25, 2016 at 7:42PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

When are you paying me my money because, who want you dead came yesterday to ask m what am i waiting for i told him to give some time....

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Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 5:55PM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I'LL PAY YOU WHEN YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING GAYSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKERGUHRLGHRLG

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 2:05AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT SUCH EVIL ART?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 2:23AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

BECAUSE THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:00AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

WHEN ARE YOU PAYING ME THE MONEY BECAUSE I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.....I WILL NEVER ADMIT THAT BECAUSE OF MONEY.....FUCK YOU IF YOU DON,T PAY ME MY MONEY I WILL KILL YOU.....BASTARD

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:04AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

IF YOU WANT THE MONEY THAT FUCKING BADLY THEN JUST FUCKING ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A GAYSEXUAL MAN.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:10AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

YOU ARE A BASTARD FOR THAT I HAVE SEEN YOU ARE PLAYING WITH QUITENESS ALL THIS WHILE YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS GAYSEXUAL.....YOUR GENERATION IS GAYSEXUAL BASTARD YOU ARE GAYSEXUAL

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:14AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE A SALTY KNOB IN YOUR MOUTH AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN IN THE NAME OF JEBUS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE MY CHILD.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:19AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I WILL KILL YOU.....................

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:21AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

WHAT IF I GIVE YOU MONEY... WILL THAT SAVE MY LIFE?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:25AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

YES IN EX-CHANGE OF THE INSULT YOU HAVE PASS TO ME BY CALLING ME GAYSEXUAL......FUCK YOU YES PAY THE MONEY....

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:28AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO SPEND THIS MONEY ON GAYSEXUAL PROSTITUTES?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:31AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I WILL NEVER SPEND THE MONEY ON GAYSXUAL PROSTITUTE, NEVER NEVER NEVER ON GAYSEXUAL PROSTITUTE....I WANT TO GIVE YOU INFORMATION TO SEND THE MONEY TO....

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:33AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

OK I BELIEVE YOU MY CHILD AND I BLESS YOU IN THE NAME OF THE HOLLY BIBLE. HOW SHALL I MAKE THE PAYMENT?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:35AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I WANT YOU TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AND SEND ME THE DEPOSITED SLIP FOR CONFIRMATION.....

BANK NAMES:WELLS XXXX NA
SWIFTCODE:WFBIXXXX
NAME OF ACCOUNT:VXXXX MXXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER:28621XXXXX
ROUTING NUMBER:5038XXXXX
BANK ADDRESS:XXX MONTGOMERY ST, SANFRANSCISO,CA9XXXX

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:37AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

IF I RECEIVE THE PAYMENT I WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE TRUE MAN OF GOD AND OF YOUR WORLD...I WILL COME TO YOU IN PERSON IN THE AFTER I CONFIRM IT....

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:41AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

WILL YOU COME IN ME AS A FRIEND OR AS A LOVER?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:48AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

any one you decided.....but i will definitely come to you....this evening after you send me the deposited slip...Ok

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:51AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

OK BUT I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY "I WILL COME IN YOU AS A FRIEND AND LOVER". SAY THAT TO ME AND I SHALL GO TO MAKE THE PAYMENT.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:57AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I WILL COME IN YOU AS A FRIEND AND LOVER

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:00AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

BUT THAT'S GAYSEXUAL, MOTHERFUCKERGHUIGOEHRJGN

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:03AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

HOW YOU A MAN OF YOUR WORDS? WHY DID YOU CONVINCE ME TO SAY THAT.... BUT I WILL KILL YOU....I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE PAYMENT, I WILL DESTROY FROM THIS WORLD FOR TELLING TO DO SOME OUT OF MY WISH AND YOU ARE AGURCING ME...TEARS ON MY EYES,,,,,YOU MAKE ME CRY...................YOU WILL REGRET THIS,

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[I want him to think he's been hacked, so I make it look like the following email came from his account, and I reply to it]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 6:58 AM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: I LOVE U
I WANT U TO KNOW I LOVE U IN A GAYSEXUAL WAY AND I HOPE WE CAN TOUCH EACH OTHER IN GAYSEXUAL PLACES EVERY NIGHT.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:04AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

PRAISE HOLLY JESIS AND THE BIBBLE!!! I AM GLAD MY CHILD THAT YOU HAVE ADMITTED TO THIS DEVIANCE OF YOURS. WITH MY HELP YOU CAN CAST OUT THIS EVIL THAT CAUSES YOU TO LUST AFTER GAYSEXUAL MEN THE WAY YOU DO. THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THE TRUTH,MY CHILD.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:06AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

YOU MAKE ME ANGRY....WILL YOU BE SENDING THE MONEY TO ME....I WANT KNOW IF YOU ARE A MAN OF YOUR WORLD....

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:08AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

YES I WILL BE SENDING IT BECAUSE YOU ADMIT IN YOUR EMAIL THAT YOU ARE GAYSEXUAL AND THAT YOU LOVE ME AND WANT TO TOUCH MY GAYHOLE WITH YOUR GAYSTICK.

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[He seems to ignore all of this]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:12AM
Subject: Re: MY FUCKING FEET

I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE THE PAYMENT PLEASE WANT TIME WILL YOU BE DOING THAT?PLEASE MY FRIEND

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:17AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

VERY SOON. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR PHOTOGRAPH BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:23AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS TWO PICTURE FIRST.............

[He sends me 2 photos of some white guy on a yacht. I won't post them here]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:25AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

NO. YOU NEED TO BE HOLDING UP A SIGN OR PIECE OF PAPER WITH WRITING OF MY CHOICE ON IT. DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME AGAIN. ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO WRITE?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:32AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

GO AHEAD....I AM EXPECTING THE MONEY FROM YOU PLEASE CAN YOU DO THAT FIRST BEFORE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU........I WILL BE AT YOUR TABLES TONIGHT...IF I RECEIVE THE PAYMENT....AS YOU SAID..

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:34AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

ON THIS SIGN YOU MUST WRITE THIS: I LOVE COCK MILK
YOUR FACE MUST BE IN THE PHOTO. DO THIS AND I WILL SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:35AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

I WILL LOOK FOR GOOD CAMERA TO DO THIS...

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:37AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

BUT IF I DO THAT YOU WILL PAY EXTRAL TO SEE ME

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:40AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

PLEASE GO AND MAKE THE PAYMENT SO THAT I WILL GET MONEY TO BUY GOOD COMPUTER AND CAMERA FOR YOU TO WATCH ME LIVE WEBCAM...PLEASE GO AND SEND THE MONEY I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:42AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

PLEASE...BUT IT WOULD BE CLEAR TO SEE ME VERY WELL...SEND ME THE MONEY SO THAT I WILL GO AND BUY NEW SYSTEM AND WEBCAM FOR YOU TO SEE ME............I LOVE COCK MILK

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:47AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

YOUR INSTRUCTIONS WERE CLEAR. TAKE THE PHOTOGRAPH NOW. YOU MUST OWN A CAMERA OR A PHONE WITH A CAMERA. WHEN YOU SEND ME THE PHOTO I WILL SEND YOU THE FUCKING MONEY.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:52AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

HOW WILL I DO THAT WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY I ASK FROM YOU, YOU ASK FOR PICTURE I GAVE IT TO YOU, WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT, I CAN NOT DO SUCH THING YOU WANT TO SET ME UP? SE THE PICTURE AGAIN AT LEAST YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT THEN I WILL SEND YOU AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.............RIGHT.....IF YOU ARE INTERESTED DO AS I SAID YOU TOLD ME TO SEND YOU PICTURE I DID..YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT...THEN WILL HAVE A DEAL TO MOVE ON..

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 7:56AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

THE PICTURES YOU SENT WERE NOT YOU. I HAVE SEEN THESE PHOTOS BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER. DO NOT TRY TO FOOL ME, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. THE MONEY IS HERE WAITING FOR YOU. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PROVIDE THE PHOTO I ASKED FOR. IT'S NOT HARD TO DO, EVEN A FUCKING IDIOT COULD DO IT. WHY CAN'T YOU, ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:04AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

i am a black ass nega will you like that..?
i was pay to kill you now we are friends...i will send it to you if you like black hard cork...

[So he's gone from homophobe to homosexual... and I really don't want any photos of his cock]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:06AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK. JUST YOUR FACE AND A SIGN WITH THE WORDS I REQUESTED ON IT.

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:22AM
Subject: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING MONEY?

DO YOU WANT THIS MONEY OR NOT MOTHERFUCKER????? SEND ME THE PHOTO OF YOU HOLDING THEN SIGN AND I WILL IMMEDIATELY GIVE YOU THIS MONEY BECAUSE I WILL KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU.

I REPEAT, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK BECAUSE I AM NOT LIKE YOU (GAYSEXUAL).

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:31AM
Subject: Re: I LOVE U

Ok

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:52AM
Subject: Fw: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING MONEY?

EVERY 10 MINUTES THAT GOES BY WITHOUT RECEIVING YOUR PHOTO, I WILL SET FIRE TO A $50 DOLLAR NOTE. HURRY UP IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS FUCKING MONEY MOTHERFUCKERUIRWEYEWITI

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 8:55AM
Subject: Re: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING MONEY?

I CANN'T TRUST YOU TO SEND YOU MY PHOTOS IF YOU SEND ME YOUR YOURS FIRST THEN I WILL SEND MY....FUCKING FUCKER

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 9:01AM
Subject: Re: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING MONEY?

TRUST IS A GOOD THING MY FRIEND, SO HERE IS MY PHOTO. SEND YOURS NOW PLEASE.

[I send him a random photo of a priest from the internet]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 9:11AM
Subject: Re: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING MONEY?

I HAVE BURNED TWO $50 DOLLAR NOTES SO FAR. YOU ARE LOSING MONEY. WHERE IS YOUR PHOTO???

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 1:10PM
Subject: FUCK MY PICTURE

Dear Bill,

I have come up with my picture but be warned not to fuck with me....make the payment into this account below

BANK NAMES:WELLS XXXX NA
SWIFTCODE:WFBIXXXX
NAME OF ACCOUNT:VIXXX MXXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER:28621XXXXX
ROUTING NUMBER:5038XXXXX
BANK ADDRESS:XXX MONTGOMERY ST, SANFRANSCISO,CA9XXX

scan and send me the deposited slip for confirmation....Gaysexual

[Nice try... actually, terrible try.]

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 1:42PM
Subject: Re: FUCK MY PICTURE

THAT IS CLEARLY A FAKE. YOU HAVE USED IMAGE SOFTWARE TO APPLY THE TEXT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING PLAY WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER. I JUST BURNED ANOTHER $500. SHALL I BURN MORE OR ARE YOU GOING TO SEND WHAT I ASKED FOR?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 1:51PM
Subject: Re: FUCK MY PICTURE

FUCK OFF....I HAVE TRY MY BEST.............WAS WRONG WITH YOU I DID ALL I COULD DO BUT WAS YOUR PROBLEM

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 1:55PM
Subject: Re: FUCK MY PICTURE

YOU HAVE NOT TRIED YOUR BEST. YOU MADE A POOR EFFORT TO TRY AND TRICK ME. HOW HARD IS IT TO WRITE THE WORDS ON PAPER AND TAKE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF HOLDING IT? A FUCKING CHILD COULD DO IT. I WILL BURN SOME MORE OF THIS MONEY THEN SHALL I? OR DO YOU WANT IT?

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 2:03PM
Subject: Re: FUCK MY PICTURE

THAT IS ME...

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Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 2:14PM
Subject: Re: FUCK MY PICTURE

NO. NO IT IS NOT. I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOU TRIED TO USE IMAGE SOFTWARE. YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS MONEY UNTIL YOU SEND THE PICTURE I ASKED FOR. DO YOU WANT THIS MONEY OR ARE YOU A STUPID GAYSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER???

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[The next day he delivers. My first trophies!]

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Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 5:53PM
Subject: MY PICTURE

DEAR BILL BAGGINS,
MAKE INSTANT DEPOSIT INTO THE ACCOUNT AND SEND ME THE DEPOSITED SLIP FOR CONFIRMATION THEN I WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A MAN OF YOUR WORD..I AWAIT YOU

BANK NAME: BRANCH BANK & TRUST XXXX
NAME:MARY ELXXXX ROXXXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0622XXXXX
ROUTING NUMBER:00001268XXXXX
BANK ADDRESS: AUBURN, AL XXX N GAY ST. 36XXX USA.

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Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 7:25PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

I'M SORRY BUT THOSE PHOTOS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. YOU NEED TO BE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA AND BLOWING A KISS.

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Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 7:29PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

I HAVE SEEN YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ME ....YOU TOLD ME TO DO WHAT YOU ASK NOW YOU ARE ASKING FOR ANOTHER THING....YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF YOUR WORD....I HATE YOU...I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT...

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Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 7:42PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

IN THE NAME OF JESIS AND THE HOLLY BIBBLE I AM A MAN OF MY WORD MY CHILD. YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME WHAT I ASKED FOR. AND I NEVER PLAY GAMES, I AM A GROWN MAN WHO TAKES THINGS VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY. SEND THE PHOTO WITH YOU HOLDING THE SIGN AND BLOWING A KISS TO THE CAMERA AND THEN I'LL SEND YOU THE MONEY. WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXTRA $400? I CAN DO THAT MY FRIEND.

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Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 at 7:48PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

IF YOU CAN SEND ME THIS MONEY THAT YOU PROMISE ME, RIGHT NOW I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.....AT LEAST I HAVE DONE SOME PART OF THE ASSIGNMENT BUT YOU HAVE NOT DONE ONE THING AT ALL, SEND ME THE MONEY I WILL SHOW YOU ALL MY PART AND GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB....I PROMISE YOU..IF YOU CAN DO THAT FOR ME I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER....

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Sent: Friday, April 29, 2016 at 2:02PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!??? I DON'T WANT A FUCKING BLOWJOB FROM YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'M NOT GAYSEXUAL!!! YOU ARE THE GAYSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER HERE, NOT ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I HAVE ALL THIS CASH HERE FOR YOU. SEND THE PHOTO I ASKED FOR AND THE CASH IS YOURS, ALL YOURS.

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Sent: Friday, April 29, 2016 at 2:11PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

iI WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURE SOON....FUCK OFF....

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Sent: Friday, April 29, 2016 at 2:20PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

THANK YOU MY FRIEND, I REALLY DO THINK YOU'RE A COOL GUY.

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[Still waiting a day later, so I nudge him]

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Sent: Saturday, April 30, 2016 at 6:12PM
Subject: Re: MY PICTURE

BLESSINGS OF THE LORD MY FRIEND. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

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[I thought I might have lost him, but then the following day... wow...]

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Sent: Monday, May 01, 2016 at 6:12PM
Subject: MY PICTURES

AS REQUESTED BY YOU PLEASE SEND ME THE ME MONEY....AND SEND THE DEPOSITED SLIP TO ME...TO CONFIRMS IF YOU HAVE MADE THE PAYMENT........
BANK NAME: BRANCH BANK & TRUST XXXX
NAME:MARY ELXXXX ROXXXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0622XXXXX
ROUTING NUMBER:00001268XXXXX
BANK ADDRESS: AUBURN, AL XXX N GAY ST. 36XXX USA.

[I ignore him, while cackling with glee]

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Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2016 at 8:08AM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

SOME TIME PEOPLE ARE NOT MELT TO BE TRUSTED ALL THEY NEED IS BLOOD AND FIRE....IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY TODAY, I WILL BE FORCE TO GO ON SUICIDE BOMBING,MAY BE PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY INTELLIGENT,I ASK YOU I DECIDED TO RESEND YOU THE SAME MASSAGE AGAIN TO PUT YOU TO REMEMBER ..............I SMELL DANGER AND BLOOD COMING TO YOU SOON ..........DON'T FUCK WITH .....

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 3:14PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THIS TO ME YOU GAYSEXUAL *DELETED* FATHERFUCKER??!!!

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 4:17PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

did you see my picture where is my money....

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[Time to play dumb, hoping to get more goodies from him...]

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 5:03PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

WHAT FUCKING PICTURE? I AM STILL WAITING FOR IT BUT YOU SENT ME NOTHING BUT THREATS. I AM GETTING ANGRY WITH YOU.

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 5:52PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

BILL YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEING HACK BY HACKERS I HAVE SEND YOU THE PICTURES AND ENSURE YOU REFORMATE YOUR SYSTEM AND CHANGE YOUR NETWORK...

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 11:21PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HACK MY FUCKING ACCOUNT, MOTHERFUCKER???? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND ME PHOTOS BUT I GOT NONE AND NOW YOU SAY YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??? WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN PHOTOS?? SEND ME THEM IMMEDIATELY AND THEY BETTER BE FRESH NEW PHOTOS, TAKEN TODAY. MOTHERFUCKER.

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 11:23PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

you are a bastard for saying that ....

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Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2016 at 11:31PM
Subject: Fw: Re: MY PICTURES

FOR SAYING WHAT? YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT AND THEN CALL ME A BASTARD????????

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Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2016 at 5:21PM
Subject: Well?

HELLO MY GAYSEXUAL FRIEND, ARE YOU GOING TO SEND ME THE PHOTO I ASKED FOR?

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Sent: Friday, May 05, 2016 at 3:22PM
Subject: Re: Well?

SOME TIME PEOPLE ARE NOT MELT TO BE TRUSTED ALL THEY NEED IS BLOOD AND FIRE....IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY TODAY, I WILL BE FORCE TO GO ON SUICIDE BOMBING,MAY BE PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY INTELLIGENT,I ASK YOU I DECIDED TO RESEND YOU THE SAME MASSAGE AGAIN TO PUT YOU TO REMEMBER ..............I SMELL DANGER AND BLOOD COMING TO YOU SOON ..........DON'T FUCK WITH .....

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[Later that day he sends me a blank email for some reason]
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 11:53 pm

That is fantastic. I love that he's supposed to be a hitman and he's blowing you a kiss in one photo. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:07 am

Thanks. I had a lot of fun with this one!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:12 am

Great Job! Where's the part about the audio books?

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:14 am

The audio books is a different bait. He's very close to giving me the final chapters Cool

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 12:48 am

FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING SPEC-FUCKING-TACULAR

Best hit lad silliness I've seen in a long time. Masterfully done.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 1:05 am

I almost had tea out the nose seeing those pics. Well done Toasty.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 1:46 am

His pants are unbuttoned... Very Happy

was that part of the requirements? Seriously funny stuff.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 2:01 am

Thanks guys.

I hadn't noticed the unbuttoned pants! Hahaha... That was an added bonus, all his idea.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Riproaringly funny. Laughed non-stop. Great trophies, too. clapping

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 2:51 am

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. My friend and I read it out loud, taking one character each, and by the middle we were holding our sides and crying.

By the time we saw the photos we needed oxygen. Laughing

Congrats!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 3:29 am

Father Bilbo seems slightly unstable. Great work pushing this lad toward a ridiculous trophy picture. I'm interested to see what else you can make him do. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Sep 2015 Posts: 333

Great work and funny read! Laughing

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:46 am

How did I miss that the GAYSEXUAL mule is in San Francisco?? Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 1:37 pm

Hilarious stuff Toastypants!

I loved the way the angry priest turned the threatening hitman into a willing supplicant all with verbal abuse.

I also loved the way the priest kept on typing in all caps, but when the lad tried the same in response he got slapped down hard. Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 6:04 pm

Stellar work!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 7:05 pm

This is to funny!!! Awesome job on this one!!!!

clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Gold.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:47 pm

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it... I'll be posting up another bait soon, possibly tonight. I've nudged the lad a couple more times in this bait but he seems to have finally ditched Father Bilbo.

Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 11:58 pm

Spectacularly funny stuff!

Just a tip-there's a formatting tool that might help you. Look in the published baits section stickies.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:40 am

Brilliant!

Any possibility of changing the title just a tad? Adding NSFW might not be such a bad idea as there is some rather foul language in this post and not everyone appreciates seeing such things in an open forum.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 1:18 am

Capone wrote:

Spectacularly funny stuff!

Just a tip-there's a formatting tool that might help you. Look in the published baits section stickies.

Thanks, is it the email parser? Gonna give it a go.

oscarpiles wrote:

Brilliant!

Any possibility of changing the title just a tad? Adding NSFW might not be such a bad idea as there is some rather foul language in this post and not everyone appreciates seeing such things in an open forum.

Done!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

Love it! You made my night! Laughing

That last picture had me in tears!

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 10:41 pm

Quote:

Sent: Friday, May 05, 2016 at 3:22PM
Subject: Re: Well?

WHY DID YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH NOTHING WRITTEN IN IT, MOTHERFUCKER???? I AM EXPECTING YOUR PHOTOGRAPH FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND YOU ONLY DISAPPOINT ME, MOTHERFUCKER.

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I went and reformatted my original post to make it more presentable and ended up hitting the character limit, resulting in the last email being cut out. That was it above. Father Bilbo has sent a couple more "Where are you" emails, but has heard nothing back in several days now. This tale has ended.

Could a mod please move this to finished baits? Cheers.

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