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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Mon May 02, 2016 11:13 pm |
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I am not really sure Franklin meaned what he said. |
_________________ <a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche." |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon May 02, 2016 11:15 pm |
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Tue May 03, 2016 12:36 am |
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Yeah, they're always going to say they're going back...I'm just trying to see what other straws you can throw out there for them to grasp at. I think he said he was going back because he felt there was nowhere left to go |
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I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Tue May 03, 2016 4:11 am |
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He'll always have Maiduguri. |
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Tue May 03, 2016 7:05 am |
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well, it's funny.
he actually needs a nigerian bank account to receive money through western union.
and ghana has very strickt regulations about how much can be sent from ghana abroad.
both things are biting him right now.
and when he talks about going home, then eric wouldn't like to come to nigeria (otherwise he would just bring the money with him).
I got that impression long ago, that eric just used an excuse to go home, and told franklin that his father is sick, knowing that franklin wouldn't ask any questions.
just a funny idea: uzumbo should tell franklin, that erics father is still alive, and that it was just a lie by eric to go home. there is a serious chance that it is exactly that way.
and tomorrow, dan requests at the transportation company, that the parcel should be delivered with premium to the address in ghana, to eric. of course, that requires a form signed by the receiver, and additional tasks (sworn statement, and other things, and a red seal of truth). |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
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Haruna
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 15 Oct 2015
Posts: 581
Location: Festac
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Tue May 03, 2016 1:22 pm |
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Thursten3rd wrote: |
He'll always have Maiduguri |
It's a long way to Maiduguri,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Maiduguri
To the sweetest package known!
Goodbye, Biu and Gombe,
Farewell, Bauchi and Jos!
It's a long long way to Maiduguri,
But my package's right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPk21C0Wpkg |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Tue May 03, 2016 1:51 pm |
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We haven't seen Uzumbo lately. Maybe he receives a message that Franklin returned to Ghana, which leads him to send the package there as Robert suggested. There is the possibility that he would be willing to safari further, but a mad dash to Ghana would be best. |
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Tue May 03, 2016 2:04 pm |
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I have mentioned a few times that a death certificate should be requested. If (When?) Franklin goes back to Ghana, death certificates will be required for both fathers to verify the story, as well as sworn statements, notarized in the presence of GPS lawyer.
Normally this lawyer is based out of the Bouake office, but as luck would have it, he is going to be coming to Ghana for a brief vacation of game hunting! So he'll be in Sabuli for a couple of days...but only a couple of days.
I'll volunteer a voice if you need it. |
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I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Tue May 03, 2016 6:11 pm |
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The thread title needs an update... |
_________________ "CHAIRMAN OF ASHAWO CLUB"
"YOU ARE COMPLETELY A LUNATIC."
"PLEAS DO NOT SEND ANY OF MY EMAIL COPY TO THE MAD MAN.AGAIN."
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue May 03, 2016 6:11 pm |
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Hello Mr Malone,
Good morning!!
Thanks for your response and your efforts to gathered all the items
back. I thank God that the package was recovered back, because i think
so much what will happened to Brother Dan Hamilton and his wife sister
Betty if they heard that the package had lost and did not recover
back. I also thank God once again that you have got a safe place in
the city of Maiduguri.
I want you to understand me, the reason why i deceide to go back to
Ghana. Almost everyone in northern parts of Nigeria here are chasing
the Boko Haram out of Nigeria. If they saw any stranger around them
and they will start asking about the person to know if it's a member
of their enemies. It is the major thing that frustrated me this time
around.
I suggested to use the money they will give me to go back to Ghana and
come back to the city of Madiuguri, since you are in a safe place in
Maiduguri. I contacted Mr Eric that you are currently located a safe
place in the city of Madiuguri. He also suggested me to go and meet
you to get a safe place there to stay so that he will see if he can
get transportation to come and join me in Madiuguri to make sure the
package is safe, because sister Betty wants to see all the kids
holding their toys in the picture they requested us to snaps with the
children.
Please understand the major things that is frustrating we all in this
package up till now, it is the wrong addresses and the delay of the
delivering the package. I notice that if i come anywhere you directed
me to come so that we will sort out this issue. If i arrived there and
contact you that i arrived you will not respond to me quickly.
Before i will start frustrating there for so long, before you will
respond and requested me to snap photo for you to know where i'm
currently located. I will do as you said and waited for you there to
come and pick me for the whole day.
I hope you will understand me and send me a specific address where to
locate you easily today. If it will be hard for you to get a specific
address, you should locate any hotel around you and Booked a room and
send me the receipt and receptionist phone number, the hotel
receptionist will know the name of their hotel and the address to help
you give me a specific address. It will be easy for me to locate the
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Hello Mr. Malone,
Good afternoon!
I am writing to inform you that i did not succeed with the money that
i expected from the person that promised to help me with cash for my
transportation. I went to the bank with him without knowing that the
banks are not working today, because of the public holiday. It is
workers day for all the government workers to have rest today.
I decided to update you to know my whereabouts, so that you will
understand why i did not come back to the city of Maiduguri today. I
pleaded to you to bear with me, because i don't know that today is a
public holiday for all the Nigerians and by God grace i will enter the
city of Maiduguri tomorrow.
Please try your best to get a specific address where to locate you, so
that if i arrived in the city of Maiduguri. I will move straight to
come anywhere you wanted us to meet with the address you provided than
to be roaming around the city, because the soldiers in the city are
watching all the strangers faces to question them what they are doing
to know the members of the Boko Haram, which they have done to me
before and i understood that it is for security reasons.
I want you to understand that now Uzumbo and his gangs went back to
their destinations. it is the opportunity we have to sort out this
issue in time, so that if someone else contacts you to know where you
are. Please make sure that you check the email address very well if it
has one (i) before you respond and know the reason why the person
wants to know where you are, it is for security purpose.
I am still waiting for you to send me the address where we can meet,
since i decided to come back to the city of Maiduguri where we can
sort out this issue without any inconveniences.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Regards.
Mr Franklin, that singed a sworn statement. |
Moses is waiting:
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Hello Mr. Franklin,
I understand. When the banks open tomorrow you will be able to collect the funds and then leave for Maiduguri.
I had the taxi driver take me to the first place we encountered in Maiduguri. It is small but it is clean and seems safe. It is located near the corner of Geidam Road and the Maiduguri-Damasak Road. It is directly adjacent to a hospital. I am just staying here for now with the package. I will not leave here for now because I want to stay with the package and it is too heavy for me to easily transport.
I look forward to hearing from you soonest.
Moses |
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Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Posted:
Tue May 03, 2016 6:39 pm |
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Awesome. Are we going to try to get Eric to come over as well? |
_________________ x37
I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue May 03, 2016 9:40 pm |
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Little Franklin doesn't care for my vague directions:
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Hello Mr Malone,
Thanks for your response and i'm still having the same problem with
the address, because where you directed me is not a specific address
that i requested and it seems not to be easy to locate. I don't
understand why you allowed us to be frustrating in this package again,
after we frustrated for the package for over four months plus now and
singed a sworn statement with GPS Head office in the United
States. I don't think that we can still continue surffering for the
package in Nigeria again.
I understood that is the wrong addresses you are providing to us is
making this issue to be complicated for so long now. If you can go
back to your previous messages and you will understand that what you
wrote to me is not an address, that i should located you at the corner
of Geidam Road and the Maiduguri-Damasak Road adjacent to a hospital
without name. But i will try my best to take the risk again to see if
i can locate you where you directed me today, because i cannot
continued to be frustrating my life in this package anymore.
I will try my possible best to locate the place you directed me today
with this little money God sent someone else to help me and if I
didn't locate there. I will just decide to go back to Ghana and i
advise Brother Dan Hamilton that we have risk our lives so much to
bring their package GPS delivered to the wrong address, so that
he will go back to the GPS office where they sent the parcel in
the United States to deliver the package to the address on the
shipping receipt, before his beloved wife sister Betty will die at
hospital because of the package or they should bring the package back
to the United States instead of the package will lost, because it was
sent insured and they pay all the insurance fees.
I want you to understand me at this point, because i'm so worried that
i will wrote you an email in the morning for you to respond on time,
which is very important thing that will help us to sort out this issue
without any inconveniences and you will ignore our emails till
midnight. Please try to respond to your emails in time as a
professional and it will help us to sort out this matter amicably.
Thanks for your time and I look forward to get more information where
to locate you without any inconveniences.
Stay safe.
Regards.
Mr. Franklin Obi, that singed a sworn statement. |
Moses provides details about the hospital where they will meet:
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Hello mr Franklin,
The name of the hospital is FEDERAL NEURO PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL. It is a huge facility and I am right next to it. Surely you can find it I am located immediately adjacent to it. I think it is best to stay here with the package in my room until you have notified me that you have arrived safely in Maiduguri to ensure its safety.
I look forward to your arrival. |
If you look at Google Maps, you will see that the Psychiatric Hospital is adjacent to Federal Low Cost Housing. I'm sure this will be a pleasant location for Franklin to wait for a while.
And he's back
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Hello Mr Malone,
Thanks for your quick response and I'm very sorry for the late reply.
I am currently in the city of Maiduguri now and I have located the
FEDERAL NEURO PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL.
I am writing to inform you that I'm currently at the Federal Neuro
Psychiatric Hospital at the moment.
Kindly open the attached file and you see my current picture i snapped
myself in front of he Federal Neuro Psychiatric Hospital.
I look forward to get more information exactly where to locate you
without any inconveniences. |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Tue May 03, 2016 10:09 pm |
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Awesome!
Franklin is like a sheep dog!
Staaaay....... Fetch.........Staaay.........Fetch
Go boy fetch that package |
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Tue May 03, 2016 10:35 pm |
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Wow. Just wow.
I have not desire to doubt Mr L's ability to keep this lad hooked, but I'm still thinking that this is it, and Franklin's going home after this. Again, I really hope I'm wrong. |
_________________ x37
I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Tue May 03, 2016 10:44 pm |
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That psyche hospital looks like a frightening place-perfect for a meet! |
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue May 03, 2016 11:10 pm |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Tue May 03, 2016 11:14 pm |
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Oh. Was that you standing by the hospital today? I thought that you were taller. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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MrMystery314
Djinn and Tonic
Joined: 13 Dec 2014
Posts: 2077
Location: Herding penguins
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Tue May 03, 2016 11:40 pm |
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Maybe while Moses is waiting for Franklin he spots Achmed or someone that looks like him walking around, spooking him. Thus it is imperative for Franklin to immediately head to the right spot, and if he doesn't arrive on time Moses can move to another safer hotel. |
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
Joined: 11 Mar 2016
Posts: 367
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Wed May 04, 2016 2:42 pm |
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Come on Guys.. You have been messing with these guy for 4 months.. Just give him his package already!
Anyone besides me find themselves saying that??.. I find myself imaging a GPS van stuck in some shop torn a part while Malone is sitting in some seedy hotel with his elbow resting on a large beat up dirty box. |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Wed May 04, 2016 3:08 pm |
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^ This is certainly one of those times where I might wish that a bait could be taken in a direction where poor Mr Eric and diddy little Mr Franklin finally receive their beat-up box, only to find it full of broken parts and sundry useless bits and pieces. |
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Wed May 04, 2016 4:32 pm |
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Singed Sworn Statement - "Pure Imagination"
Everybody, I feel it is time that I let you all in on a secret. Mr Lebowski is actually not to blame in this entire matter as he has long since provided a singed sworn statement, so it is quite wrong for anyone to accuse him of disingenuous conduct with respect to Mr Eric and Mr Franklin. Both these gentlemen all along have had this singed sworn statement which Mr Lebowski had sunged; in fact, he sanged it before they even set off, singing it in the correct song form in order to prevent any inconveniences. So in reality it is Mr Lebowski who is the unsunged hero in all of this! - Therefore, please click the following link and then read along the terms & conditions below of the singed sworn statement. A statement witnessed by Kim-Ill-Sung, I might add, that was sung and singed as song by Mr Lebowski, which he swears he sang a song time ago!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u53cLtbSMk
"Pure Imagination"
[Spoken]
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
[Sung]
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be |
_________________ <a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche." |
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Funny_lads
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Oct 2008
Posts: 27
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Wed May 04, 2016 4:32 pm |
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I was thinking a consignment of these >
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Avalar
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Sep 2013
Posts: 302
Location: 612 Wharf Avenue
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Wed May 04, 2016 6:33 pm |
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Huh. And this whole time I had envisioned a crate full of these:
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Wed May 04, 2016 9:00 pm |
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Well, it was a good run... but I do think that the safari is about to fizzle out. Little Franklin is all by himself now in northern Nigeria, and I can tell that he is really losing trust and patience with Moses. I don't see him moving any further. The path has taken them from from Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri > Damaturu > Maiduguri. It is now day 37. It has been about 24 hours since I heard anything from Franklin, which means he's probably either headed back to Ghana, or he has had troubles with the police in Maiduguri.
I just don't see being able to move him any further right now. So Moses sends this:
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Hello Mr. Franklin,
I am glad to see you arrived in Maiduguri safely.
Unfortunately, I am not there now. I am on my way to Niamey, Niger. I was contacted again by the CEO of GPS, and he told me if I did not report to him immediately and explain what I have been doing this past month I would be sacked from my position.
I cannot lose my job! My wife has really been worried. I am tired of all this. I miss my family.
When I get to Niamey, I will surrender the package to the CEO of GPS and it will be out of my care. I will direct them to make arrangements with you to complete the delivery.
Moses |
No apology from Moses. No acknowledgment that Franklin has traveled over 1000 miles and now that he was just minutes away from Moses before he left for another country. Just abandoned.
Maybe the CEO of GPS will be able to sort all this out at a later date... |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Wed May 04, 2016 10:55 pm |
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A good run? It was a GREAT run! Lots of fraudstration for them and entertainment for us. I just wish we could hear a rant out of them over voice. |
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