Eric and Franklin arrive in Maiduguri, Nigeria (pg 12)

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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:18 pm

bobbybobby wrote:

... Chidda Hotel and the AP filling station which is easily recognized by any Abuja Taxi driver you ask.

SH is also easily recognized by any West Africa taxi driver you ask.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:22 pm

B8er wrote:

https://goo.gl/maps/vudW9GA1ix62

Look at the right margin: IBM Haruna St. I like that street! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Late last night:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your response and your understanding. I am so glad that you
responded and i want to let you that we are at the JABI BUS STATION
SECOND GATE ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES MALL, is not far from the NIGERIA
TURKISH INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE.

If you get to the station call our Nigeria provided line, we will be
there waiting for you and we will appreciate if you can come early to
pick us, because our money got finished here.

I look forward seeing you tomorrow.

Regards.

Mr Eric

And the next morning:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Good morning!
I am writing to inform you that we still waiting for you at JABI BUS
STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES MALL.

Kindly communicate with us to know what next to do, because we are
getting frustrated here at the moment and we don't have any money at
hand.

Moses is on his way!

Quote:

Hello mr Eric,

Thank you for the update. I am leaving right now to locate you at the jabo bus station. I will ask one of my workers for directions. Stay there and I will be there soonish.

Eric is happy:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your mail.

Please call us when you start coming to JABI BUS STATION ADJACENT ROCK
OF AGES MALL so that if any mistake we will direct you early to avoid
mistake we faced in Cote d Ivoire.

Here is our Nigerian line again

I will like to color of your car if it is GPS VAN?

Is vital you call us.

Regards.
Mr Eric

But after a long day of waiting, Eric is not so happy:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

I am writing this letter with tears, how we just start suffering again in Abuja.

Can you believe that we stand at the JABI BUS STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF
AGES ALONG OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY where we directed you to come and
picked us as you promised for the whole day? And know response from
you yet,it surprised us today.(I'm not sure why that is a surprise anymore Very Happy

)

We are totally confused at this point, why the delaying of the
delivery and why the package is given us stressed. We don't know what
to do again, because we don't know where to sleep this night.

Please we beg you in the name of God, let us know when the package
will be deliver to us. We want to know if we can stay or go back to
Ghana in time. We think so much about all this problems and we don't
want to risk our lives again this time around, because we cannot face
what we passed through in Cote d' Ivoire again

To be honest, we passed through hell in Cote d' Ivorie because of the
wrong delivery of the package and the problems caused a lot of
troubles that make sister Betty to be seriously ill at the hospital at
the moment.

We assured brother Dan Hamilton to advise his wife sister Betty not to
think so much about the package that we will make sure we will bring
the package back to Ghana as they requested, but we cannot understand
why the delaying again this time.

We are scared about all this problems, because delay is very dangerous
at this point sister Betty is seriously in bad condition.

Please let us know when we will get the package back to Ghana, because
we promised brother Dan Hamilton that we will not hesitate to inform
him once we get the package, so that both of them will be happy again
in life to fulfil their heart desire.

If you really want to deliver the package to us as brother Dan
Hamilton directed you to do so that his wife will be healed, kindly
contact us through our provided Nigeria line below, because we don't
have any money at hand to be recharging internet again.

Hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Mr Eric

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

An amusing update... I just logged into my UZUMBO email, which I hadn't looked at for several weeks, since Eric would never respond to my taunts. However, I had this little gem sitting in there from several weeks ago. He sent it to Uzumbo after his safari to Ghana, and Uzumbo was threatening to track him down and kill him.

Quote:

Greetings Guys!!!

How are you and your Boss Kofi? I hope everybody is working hard. I am
very sorry for not responding to your emails, due to the nature of the
game as a wise men Laughing

that is the reason why we decided to buried
ourselves, because you think that you are fast and you don't know that
the ID you are holding is what will put you in jail if you don't take
time.

BE WISE AND ASK PEOPLE ABOUT GHANA MOTTO, IS FREEDOM AND JUSTICE IS
NOT LIKE COTE D'IVOIRE.

Kindly check link below and see penalty you are coming to face soonest
, because we have evidence of murder case of David Kofi in Cameroon he
sent to us to threat us with all your massages.

( www.ishr.ch/news/ghana-death-penalty-law-breaches-right-life)

Guy you fuck up, because God gave you $900 dollars for you to enjoys
yourself and focus your business you decided to waste it in what you
don't know about that is the reason why you failed.

Guy did you know that you fuck up??? Say yes, if you say yes you will
be blessed, because God is not a small man you will touch his soul and
be go free. We knew all your tricks you played in Cote d'Ivoire with
the police men and people you sent to search for us and you all blind,
because we saw you but you cannot see us that is the reason why we
kept silent, because we are not a citizen of Cote d'Ivoire to deal
with you physically.

I am so glad that you said that you and your gangs are coming to Ghana
and you highly welcome.

We have forwarded your fudged interpol statement you used the identity
you are holding to fudged to be a chief inspector Uzumbo in police in
Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire to steal what doesn't belong to you and your
murder crime news paper in Cameroon David Kofi sent to us.

We will welcome you to come and face your crime in Ghana soonest ,
because the God we serve will arrest you all.

ANONYMOUS

Oh Eric,,, you are indeed a very wise man. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:26 pm

Wow. What to do, what to do with these lads....

Mr L, how long do you intend to let them stew?

EDIT: Just saw the Uzumb0 email. I really think the K-boyz should follow them to Nigeria...

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:18 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

An amusing update... I just logged into my UZUMBO email

Send him back an email from Uzumbo saying that he (Uzumbo) was just going to ignore the small boy's emails but one of his gang just transfered/moved to Abuja and now swears he saw him and that little boy Franklin hanging around outside the Jabi bus station....

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:22 pm

Throwing the gauntlet down to the Kofi gang, eh? Pretty tough talk considering they're now stredded in a piss ridden bus station in Abuja with no money.

Sure would be a shame if Uzumbo got wind of it..... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:04 pm

I find it amusing that the lads signed their threatening email to Uzumbo as Anonymous. As if there were any chance that you couldn't figure out who sent it. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:27 pm

Quote:

we saw you but you cannot see us

No wonder the Boyz couldn't see them - ittybitty Franklin is so skinny that if he turned sideways he'd disappear. Laughing

Perhaps the little 'un could train his tapeworm to attack on command.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Things are about to get interesting for wise man Eric and his tiny friend Franklin.

Moses writes back, and attaches an "interesting" email he got a few hours ago...

Quote:

Hello Mr. Eric,

I am completely and utterly confuse at this point and the information you prove me keeps changing. Now you are saying once again that you are at the bus station near Rock of Ages mall, but just a few hours ago you wrote to me to wait and you would meet me at the Abuja Airport tomorrow? I simply do not understand what is going on and why the location has changed. I am attaching the text of the email you sent me below. Please clarify where you are and what you want me to do. Am I supposed to go to the bus station or the airport? I don't understand!

Moses

____

GOOD DAY MR MOSES MALONE!!

ME MR ERIC AN MY FREND LITTLE FRANKLIN OBI HAVE BEEN TAKING WIT MR DAN HAMILTON OK?? WE UNDERSTAN U NOW IN ABUJA AND WE WILL BE THERE SOONEST OK BUT VERY IMPORTANT IS THINK OK WE WANT U TO DISREGARD ALL MY EARLYER MESSAGES OK?? I HAVE DECIDE THAT IT IS BEST IF U MEET ME AT AIRPORT TOMORROW OK WE WILL BE THERE WAITING FOR U BY AFTERNNON TIME ON FRIDAY AN WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU THERE WIT PACKAGE OF ELECTRONICS THAT WERE NOT DELEVERED IN KORHOGO!! SO DONT MEET US ANYWERE ELSE JUS MEET US AT THE IRPORT TOMORROW WE WILL LOOK FOR U IN YOUR MARKED GPS VAN OK????

YOUR FREND MR ERIC

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:01 am

I think Eric and Franklin will add some more texture to the already piss-ridden bus station after reading that email XD.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

^^^

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:23 am

Perfect!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:33 am

Outstanding turn of events! -ANONYMOUS

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

I just receive your mail now but to be honest with you this email you attached is not me that sent this mail to you, is UZUMBO and his gangs wrote you the mail to confuse you to know where you are at the moment to steal our package and i always write you mail with small letter.

We still at JABI BUS STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES ALONG OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY since yesterday you told us that you are coming to pick us.

The mail you attached to me now is from Uzumbo group, please dont tell anybody where your office in Abuja located.

I want you to check email they used to sent the mail to you as we told you in Cote d ivoire that they fudged my email claimed to be Eric.

This is my original email <>

This is their fudged email <> the different is (ii), please check email you received the mail from well to avoid making mistake and deliver the package to wrong people.

Please don't tell them that we are at JABI BUS STATION,because they might look for us and stop responding to them, they want to use our name to confuse you to take our package and they are confusing brother Dan aswell to get more information him.

Call me on my new Nigeria sim for confirmation to avoid mistake.

Regards.

Mr Eric

Not UZUMBO!!

Quote:

UZUMBO!!!?!?! HOW DOES HE KNOW I AM HERE IN ABUJA????

I travelled all the way to Nigeria with my family to be safe from him and those evil Kofiboyz!! Oh my God I don't know what to do right now!

They killed Ewing and Olajuwon back in korhogo, they won't hesitate to kill me here if they find me with the package!!

First thing Is first, I need you to confirm for me that you are indeed the Eric and Franklin that I know since I already know what you look like. I need you to take a picture of yourselves at the bus station to prove to me that I am speaking to the real mr Eric!! I need to know who I can trust!!

Oh my god I must call my wife and make sure she is ok. I cannot believe those evil Kofiboyz followed me to Abuja!!

Eric assures Moses that he is safe in Nigeria:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Malone,

Thanks for your mail and your understanding.
I am very sorry for the late response, i'm totally confused about all this, because we've not let brother Dan Hamilton know that we are coming (he should know by now that Kofiboyz know all and see all Very Happy

) to Nigeria to meet you to pick up the package.

Kindly check the attached file and receive our pictures you requested us to snap in front of JABI BUS STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES MALL ALONG OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY.

To be honest with you we don't know how this group of boys know that we are here for the package, because we can never let them know after what we passed through in Cote d Ivoire and i am very shocked this morning i got your mail that they contacted you and claimed to be Eric to steal our package from you at the airport so that they will take it from you at the airport and run away.

We thank God that their plan did not work out, please note that i told you in Cote Ivoire that they fudged my email claimed to be Eric to confuse you and Brother Hamilton to get more information's about the package and i always write you with small letter in any of my email and we found out that UZUMBO use capital letter in their threat emails they sent to us when we was in Cote d Ivoire.

From today onward, we will be writing you only from this subject and any other email you receive with capital letter claimed to be Eric and from different subject know that is from UZUMBO so that we both can keep secret on this till we sort this out this issue.

I want to let you know that they cannot do anything to and your family,because Nigeria has tight security in Abuja since Boko Haram started operating in Nigeria.

We hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards.

Mr Eric

It looks like little Franklin put on a few pounds! I wonder if the tapeworm is gone? Of course, looking at the sanitary conditions at the "Toilet & Bathroom" behind them, maybe he will get a new one...

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:43 pm

The Dim Duo wrote:

i always write you mail with small letter.

They then wrote:

We still at JABI BUS STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES ALONG OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:18 pm

So Eric brought an extra shirt? It's almost like he knew he'd need a change of clothes. Maybe he's not as dumb as he looks.

If they really need money, Eric could sell one of the shirts I suppose....

EDIT: after a second look, maybe it's the same shirt...weird lighting effect

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:20 pm

Is it just me or do Eric and Franklin look like some sort of weird comedy duo? I came here, saw the new picture, and burst out laughing.

ETA: Frankie-boy definitely looks rounder in the face. Hopefully Mr L can help him lose a few pounds Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

^^I definitely like how they go everywhere together. It makes it even more fun for some reason. I like to imagine the conversations they have with each as they are waiting day after day after day for someone to come pick them.

BWare, haha! Yes he always capitalizes his current location doesn't he? That might come back to bite him...

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:26 pm

I suspect the lads are hanging close to those toilets after reading Uzumbo's letter Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:07 pm

Quote:

Please don't tell them that we are at...

Oh, am certain Mr. Moses didn't let THAT slip! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:39 pm

Wow. Coming back for more after all this. You really gotta wonder...

Wouldn't it be a shame if some of the local lads got wind of this operation in some mysterious manner and decided that they resented the Kofibois trying to move in on their turf?

The Dimwitted Duo might find that they were the meat in the sandwich...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

They may be the new Turd[s]

Ride them hard until they disappear

Hopefully, into dust. There is nothing that can be redeemed.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:54 am

I keep thinking of "Eric and Franklin's Most Excellent Adventure".

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

^^Their size difference makes me think of the villains from Rocky and Bullwinkle.

The sun rises on another beautiful Abuja morning...

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your response and your understanding in this matter. I
appreciate your ideas a lot, it is very important to care for your
family and we pray that nothing will happen to you and your family as
well.

I want you to understand that this boys can't know that you are here
with your family and they can't know that you based in Nigeria,
because we haven't let anyone to know that you are here with your
family even brother Dan Hamilton and we can't let anybody to know that
you are here with your family, believe me.

I will also let you know that we are frustrate at the JABI BUS
STATION ADJACENT ROCK OF AGES MALL ALONG OBAFEMI AWOLOWO WAY, where we
are at the moment. The major problem we are having here is were to put
our heads and no good food to eat, because we beg from hands to mouth.
Can you believe that we will sit in a bench till day will break?
Please try your best to take us out of this situation for God sake.

I strongly believe if you didn't respond to this boys or any email
that will contact you about the package, because they might fudge to
claim another thing to confuse you which you might not know as they
are at the airport at the moment, i believe they will be frustrated at
the airport and go back to their destination by forced.

Please if you cannot come and pick us, you can send any of your
workers to locate us and try give them our provided Nigeria line for
easy communication, so that we will sort out this issue in time,
because brother Dan Hamilton wrote me an email yesterday night to know
if we have receive the package that his wife is still worried about
the package at the hospital.

Please help us, so that she can be happy again in her life and recover
back, we will appreciate it.

NOTE: I will be writing to you from only this subject to avoid any
further mistake and remember that i do write all my emails with small
letters.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards.

Mr Eric

It has got to be driving him nuts that I don't just call him. Very Happy

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