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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:43 am |
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Maybe the Kofiboyz who are approaching their homes will scare them into getting their butts moving off to Nigeria |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Crazy Mary
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2016
Posts: 74
Location: Segregation Unit 3L
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:35 pm |
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Let's hope the lads have packed some extra underwear for the trip...I've a feeling they're gonna need it. |
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Phantom11
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Posts: 1
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:59 am |
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This is one fantastic bait! |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:56 am |
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Hello Mr Malone,
How are you and your family? I hope all is well with you. I am very
sorry for the delaying, it was due to the situations of things
surrounding me and my partner at the moment. To be honest with you, we
are facing financial problems here. But we pray to God to help us at
this point, so that we will come and meet you in person to sort out
the issue without delay.
I wish to inform you that I had make the necessary inquiries about the
address you gave to us from someone here leaving in Abuja and he
couldn't locate the address of the place as you wrote it, he told us
that NNAMDI AZIKIWE EXPRESS WAY IS IN WUSE NOT WUYE.
Please we will start our journey next week by God grace once we raise
cash for the trip and I want to be sure the specific address, please
help us to reconfirm the address again, if it is WUSE ZONE 1 or 2/3 so
that our journey will be easy this time around to avoid much stress.
If you are not familiar with the address ask your Co_workers to give
you correct address to help our journey to be easy for us.
I hope to hear from you as soon as possible.
Mr Eric |
I'm not entirely sure whether he has a lad friend already in Abuja, or he just had trouble finding it on Google Maps. Just in case, I will remain intentionally vague about the actual location of the office. Instead, Moses offers up a much easier location, very close by.
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Hello Mr. Eric,
That is a good question I am not entirely sure yet as I have been here for only a short time. One of my workers here tells me that we are very close to where the Shehu Road and the Nnambi Express Road come together. But this GPS facility is very different from the ones we have in Cote d'Ivoire because this is only a sorting facility so it does not have customer pickup at this location and not very good signs to find it because usually customers aren't coming here as these packages go onward to either Kano or Yaounde after sorting.(some foreshadowing perhaps? )
A very easy place for us to meet would be here at this school called the Nigerian International College it is close to our sort facility. Here is a link to the school so you can easily find its location:
<link to actual college in Abuja>
Just let me know as soon as you arrive here in Abuja and it will be very simple to go meet you at the school as it is a very large and easy to find location in the heart of the city. |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:57 pm |
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Not that there's ever a bad time to go to Yaounde, but I hear it's lovely this time of year.
Mr L, if you need someone to be the voice of a professor at said college, to lend creedence to the story, let me know. I'd love to do it. Or maybe you already have a room at SH lined up... |
_________________ x37
I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:11 pm |
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...it is a very large and easy to find location... |
A bit like the SH then |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz
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Crazy Mary
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2016
Posts: 74
Location: Segregation Unit 3L
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Wed Mar 23, 2016 6:20 pm |
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Maybe a tube of Vaseline in their kit might be handy ... in the unlikely event the lads become broke and stredded again. |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:53 am |
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Eric continues to check on Betty:
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Hello Brother Dan,
How are you and sister Betty? I am writing to know how sister Betty
health condition at the moment. I wish to inform you that Mr Moses
Malone the GPS Regional manager contacted us two days ago and
gave us an address where to come and pick up the package.
To be honest with you, we are facing financial problems to travel to
get the package, because we spent all our money in our failed trip to
Cote d'Ivoire. I told him to give us up to weekend so that we can
raise money to go and bring the package to Ghana.
We will not hesitate to update you once we get the package.
Please update us about sister Betty health condition, because we are
worried about her health situation now.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Brother Eric |
Betty isn't improving:
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Hello Brother Eric,
Thank you for checking in and your continued prayers. It is a blessing to hear that you have spoken with Moses Malone and you will soon have the package. The children will be so happy when this finally happens.
I am sad to tell you that Betty has not improved. We are having to feed her with machines as she has been losing so much weight. She is hardly awake at all now, just a few moments throughout the day. Yesterday when she woke, she looked at me and just said "The package? The package?" I told her that you did not have it yet and she started to cry and seemed in a panic. Then she passed out asleep again. I am so scared for her.
We have moved her to a facility in California. There is a special doctor there who may be able to help. They just don't know yet.
Please continue with your prayers. And PLEASE do everything in your power to get those iPads to the children. I want to be able to give my beloved Betty some good news for a change.
Regards, Dan |
And Eric sets a date for his journey. It sounds like he will be leaving soon so he will arrive in Abuja by Tuesday:
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Hello Mr Malone,
Thanks for your mail and your understanding. I am very sorry for my late response, i came back home very late in the night from where i went to raise cash. It was a lot of stress to complete the amount that we need to start the journey.
I thank God that we've succeeded with the transportation fees, we also thank you for your efforts and your understanding in this matter. I hope that our journey will be successful this time around. But i remember that your offices will be closed in observance of the Easter holiday on the 26th, 27th, and Monday the 28th and resume work on Tuesday 29th. (I never really told him that. It seems he's giving this a lot more thought than I am!)
I am writing to inform you that we will start our journey by weekend, due to the holiday season to get to Abuja on Tuesday during regular business hours, we want to meet you after your relaxation days to reduce stress from you and we will be in contact until we meet you in person.
Have a pleasant Easter holiday season.
Regards.
Mr Eric |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:22 am |
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Safari v2.0. These lads are amazingly compliant. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:31 am |
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BOOYAKASHA!
Mr L, this is totally awesome. Another Kelvin-esque achievement. |
_________________ x37
I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:32 am |
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Mr. L, these lads have endless consideration for your character-willing to let him rest over the weekend before the stress of the transaction! They should be rewarded for their kindness and I have no doubt you will show your appreciation in an appropriate manner.... |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:45 pm |
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....get to Abuja on Tuesday.... |
Front row seat booked, popcorn at the ready. I just need to get this damn drooling under control.... |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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Crazy Mary
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Mar 2016
Posts: 74
Location: Segregation Unit 3L
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:35 pm |
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... came back home very late in the night from where i went to raise cash. It was a lot of stress to complete the amount that we need to start the journey.
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... hopefully nothing compared to the stress that lies ahead |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:28 am |
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these lads have endless consideration for your character |
This really is a fascinating pair of lads. They have never really blamed Moses, they have expressed their fraudstration to him but always acknowledge that it isn't his fault (Randy, Mr. Bahbango, Uzumbo, border guards, broken van)
We will see what Abuja brings... |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:19 am |
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looking forward to updates every day |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:38 am |
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One would love to hope that the hard work to raise funds was all about ripping off friends and relatives, or selling their meagre belongings. Unfortunately, I doubt that be the case. |
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:34 am |
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I'm starting to feel fond of these two, they are like we'll trained dogs.
I can't wait to see what lad pain awaits them.
Has anyone ever managed to get a lad struck by lightning? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:49 am |
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^That would be hard to prove, methinks. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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new order
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2013
Posts: 31
Location: on the run
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Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:38 pm |
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fawnykate wrote: |
Has anyone ever managed to get a lad struck by lightning? |
Probably preferable to what has and will be happening to them. Only from their point of view of course.
Mod edit to fix broken quote tag - JF |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:12 am |
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Our boys have left Ghana and just arrived in Nigeria.
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Hello Mr Malone,
How are you doing and your family?I hope you enjoyed this Easter
season very well.
I am writing to inform you that we just arrived in Lagos this morning
and we are entering bus to Abuja this morning and will be in Abuja
hopefully this evening.
Brother Dan Hamilton contacted us that sister Betty is still at
hospital at the moment due to problems we all faced in the package,
that is critical at this point and we are scared about it, but we
promised that we must try our possible best to get the package from
the GPS back to Ghana this so that his wife will be happy again
in her life.
Below phone number is our new Nigeria line.
Hope to meet you in Abuja soon.
Regards,
Mr Eric.
<snip phone number> |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:16 am |
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Wonderful!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QexOuH8GS-Y |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:28 am |
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I can't wait to see what's in store for them this time |
_________________ I am a perpetrator of terminalogical inexactitudes - sometimes!
I am a very proud mother!
bred by Animal Farm Boars
🍆 courtesy of Linoline and Bware
"I am sick and tired of all the the the stress you are give me" - Director, Money Gram Benin
"They have waisted our call card, more than $30, this is not right..." Lad on WU Secure
"You have mental health problems and i hope you know that?? The Shizz |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Posted:
Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:03 am |
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YES! I've been waiting so long for this |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:20 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:35 pm |
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Hope to meet you in Abuja soon. |
Oh yeah!
Have I mentioned how much I love this bait? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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