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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:03 pm |
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It's an ancient script - a quick Google found a post back in 2007, but the dates in the mail would indicate it was possibly written in 2004. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:11 pm |
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And here I was thinking it had been whipped up by a baiter who had just watched The Martian. |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:33 pm |
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If a Nigerian astronaut really had been in space all this time since 1990, he would have broken the record for longest stay in space by some 24 years! Incredible what the lads will claim to get a quick buck. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:48 pm |
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the oldest article I found dated even back to 2004.
so, no clue who was responsible, but it's a hilarous script.
and then there is the other martian script
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I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as asurprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it's real and you will realise this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.
My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).
In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European financial institution which will be disclosed to you upon your acceptance of my proposal.
Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.
After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and arduous journey back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my fortune to a church or charitable organisation that will utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart to you later. In return for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.
You should contact my attorney in Johannesburg immediately with your address andtelephone number and he will give you his full contact information and guidance so that we can make arrangements as soon as possible.
Contact Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye
Barristers & Solicitors,
Johannesburg, South Africa
Email:[email protected]
Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
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hypodermia
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Jan 2016
Posts: 13
Location: It's really not safe and sane at all.
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:45 pm |
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^^^ The part that really makes me giggle:
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Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars |
Zhwrong, Mars? Hehehe |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:37 pm |
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Evidently the space program recruited people with some non-standard anatomy...
"Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes"
"I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus"
How exactly would that work?
Actually, never mind. I don't think I really want to know. Ick. |
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maggiestail
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2013
Posts: 258
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:51 pm |
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Major Greg Boner Moyo, |
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Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye |
Surely if a scammer was using this he had been monumentally de-educated by someone..... (and I won't even mention the "being ambushed by anal-dwelling rebel Martians) |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:50 pm |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:26 pm |
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The truth is out there... |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:04 pm |
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...and I've seen some things. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:32 am |
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^ Yeah, but nude pics of Klaasvaak don't count. |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
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WhoMeNooo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Oct 2014
Posts: 64
Location: On my bed
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:13 pm |
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Oh man. I really shouldn't read this forum at work. Got coffee dribbling out of my nose right now... |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:29 pm |
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These scripts are absolutely hilarious and despite being a baiter for many years are new to me. Maybe there should be a page for the most stupid scam letters.
Anyway....
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After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong. |
I can quite believe that a uterus can defile all forms of treatment - especially on a man. |
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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 2068
Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:04 pm |
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As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus |
I see I'm not the only one that raised an eyebrow at this |
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Capt. Tripps
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2011
Posts: 237
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Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:43 pm |
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Don't you mean an eyebrown? |
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DarthMugu
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Sep 2009
Posts: 229
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:00 pm |
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And I almost thought that the Nigerians have again uncovered gold dust flying around in space:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=210250&highlight= |
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I am quite happy to receive such insult from you, since I was the person who looked for you and propose such deal to you; you have every right to insult me in any manner. - Luise Lusaka
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:17 pm |
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I suspect it was intended to be a parody of a lad script. But it's unsettling that some potential victims are out there who will believe it and respond!
Edit: Check that. It's not a parody. The lad is serious. I just read DarthMugu's thread. |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
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. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:12 pm |
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The email has just been read out on Channel 4's 'The Last Leg' show. |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:33 pm |
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I saw it! My alter ego was on too |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:44 am |
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If anyone is biting this lad, it might be nice to de-educate him further. |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:02 am |
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If you are biting this lad, please post it so the rest of us can have a laugh at the de-education. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:09 am |
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... and remember to floss! |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:58 am |
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Just an idea, I know that sunshine was the most wicked person I've ever seen at developing scripts.
I know, she joined eater in 2008, and that script was already pumped out in 2004... but could it be possible that it is her work? she has this special gift of convincing lads to use really funny things in their scripts. |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:02 am |
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Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote: |
Just an idea, I know that sunshine was the most wicked person I've ever seen at developing scripts. |
sunshine is a he
BTW hi all |
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