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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:38 pm

After doing some greeting harrasment with lads saying about Monkey Year, I got another idea that when you are asked about age, then answer with the zodiac. Imelda born in Dog year, so she replies as "I am dog."

Khalid, Works at Freelancer, Lives in Homs, Syria

Conversation started January 4

Khalid Shah: how are you

Imelda : Good. How about you? May monkeys be with you for Monkey Year!!

Khalid Shah: i wish you all the best
where are you from

Imelda: Malaysia but currently in Hong Kong for work.
How about you?

Khalid Shah: I am Khalid, an American citizen and also a Freelance journalist, Please are you single or married?

Imelda: Single. Why?
Which part of US are you from?

Khalid Shah: Detroit
have you been to US before

Imelda: San Jose, CA

Khalid Shah: great
do you like the states

Imelda James: Yes.
Your profile says you are in Syria. Should be unsafe now. Why don't you go back to US?

Khalid Shah: i have a contract to report the activities in Syria but am working with the Army

Imelda: I see.
You are Muslim, right?

Khalid Shah: no not at all, am a christian
and you

Imelda: Free thinker.
In Malaysia, Khalid Shah is Malay name only for Muslims.

Khalid Shah: ok i see
I really would like to know more about this lovely woman who has caught my interest.

Imelda: Why your name is like Muslims? Are you converted from Islam to Christianity? In Malaysia that never happens. Christian can become Muslim but Muslums can't change.

Khalid Shah: my mother was a Muslim but my dad was a christian
are you a muslim

(Other bait to Khalid Main Shah, when my Character who is Japanese says "Khalid Shah should be Isramic name, lad corrected and said that is wrong. But he can't say that to Malaysian lol Malaysia boleh!!)

Imelda: lol that never happened in Malaysia!!

Khalid Shah: is a free world

Imelda: Christian men should convert to Muslim when they marry to Muslim woman!!

Khalid Shah: are you muslim

Imelda : Yes, non Muslims are free but Muslims are under Islamic law.
no, free thinker. My father Dayak and my mother Chinese.

Khalid Shah: is the United states not malaysia

(I think my Malinglish is much more better than this fake American!!)

Imelda: I know. My friend from India married to Pakistani in USA. My friend is Hindu and Hubby is Muslim. That can happen in US. Not in Malaysia. (In my RL, true.)

Khalid Shah: ya

Imelda : But why your name is Islamic while your father is Christian?

Khalid Shah: my mother choose it
(In Indonesia, that can happen. Christian's name is like Islamic.)

Imelda: I see. Very unusual though.
Majority of my friends who are in USA have English names if they do not follow parents culture.

Khalid Shah: yes

Imelda: But don't you suffer discrimination if your name is Isramic and you are not Muslim?

Khalid Shah: no am a citizen
what do you do

Imelda: No, even US citizen who are Muslims face discrimination. That is what I heard and observed in USA.

Khalid Shah: never happened to me before

Imelda James: I see.

Khalid Shah: what do you do

Imelda: Engineer. Electrical device QA.
Tea break is over. I go now. Bye. Need to continue work.
You can send me email to [email protected]

Khalid Shah: ok take care dear
when will you be online again

Imelda: I am not online all the time. Prefer emails.

1/5
Khalid Shah: how are you

Imelda: Good

1/7,
Khalid Shah:how is work

1/8,
Imelda: good

Khalid Shah: what do you do for fun

1/9
Imelda: Eating and drinking.

Khalid Shah: hmmm wont you invite me

Imelda : Lots of places to eat in Hong Kong.

Khalid Shah: whats your favorite food
Imelda: All sorts of Sichuan foods and Cantonese foods.
I love hot and spicy foods.

Khalid Shah: good
maybe someday you will prepare some for me

Imelda : I don't cook by myself. Always eat out.

1/10
Khalid Shah: why dont you cook dear

Imelda : I don't know how to cook and eat out does not cost much. Anything wrong? No right?

Khalid Shah: how old are you

Imelda: Dog

Khalid Shah: what are you doing

Imelda : Just had dinner.

Khalid Shah: how is work

Emelda James: Good

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Khalid Shah: i would love to know about you

Imelda : Want to know what?

Khalid Shah: how old are you

Imelda: I am dog.

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:31 pm

That's awesome.