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Padme
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Feel free to show him some love...
John
You're friends on Facebook
Sergeant at U.S.Army
Lives in Austin, Texas
Conversation started today...
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John
Hello baby sorry for the brake in communication for some time with you I am so sorry alex, I really wish to be with you over there all the time . Since the day we meet I have get some feeling to have all my time for you the mission is about to end baby and my coming back is for you to get some drink,smoke and lot of sex. Love you from william
Alex
Sounds good
John
Okay baby so I have been looking forward for a way to express my feeling
Alex
what do you like to do in bed?
John
I like to suck dick
Alex
nice, well you can suck mine smile emoticon
John
Yes baby I will suck you till your dick is stand enough to give me from back
Alex
sexy.
John
I love sexy of been drunk and doing it good
Alex
do you do cocaine?
John
Yes baby that give me lots of inspiration
Alex
same here
you'd be surprised how many movies are the direct result of coke binges
John
Really?
Alex
yes.
television shows too
remember Lost?
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oscarpiles
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:23 pm |
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Figured Darla had best weigh in on this one:
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Darla: Hiya
John: Hello
Darla: How are you?
John: I'm fine and you? I'm from austin texas and you?I
Darla: Am from Atlanta home of the Braves
John: Good
I love your profile picture
Darla: Aww you mean it?
John: Yes baby I will like to know you better
Darla: I wants to know you more better too as I love a man who smokes in Uniform. Yummy.
John: Good I'm william by name I'm from austin I'm 45yrs old single
Darla: Am Darla by name and like doing the deed with Men who can be all that they can be!
John: Good so how can you tell me the interest in have in me
I'm ready to be your real man
Darla: Any man that kills and tortures terrorists turns me on big time like a lot and by that I mean a hole lot.
John: Good baby that's lovely I'm good in sex as I can
Did you have a yahoo mail?
Darla: I don't butt I'll set one up just for you my big Army lover man
John: Good do it soon that will be better so we chat in yahoo messenger
How old are you?
Hello baby
Darla: am 29
John: Good so what did you do as work? Then I will like to see your picture baby
Darla: Am a Talent Scout Baby
John: Okay can you send me your picture now?
Darla: Here you go Captain Danger
I DIDN’T SEND ANYTHING
John: I don't see the picture
Darla: Huh?
John: Send me another one
Darla: Why you don't like me?
John: I like you
I have view pics in your profile now you are so pretty
Darla: Awww can we talk tomorrow?
John: We can talk what is your number? I will call you tomorrow when I'm back from work I'm in mission now I told you
Hello?
Darla: What is your yahoo ID?
John: [email protected]
Will you add me? Then what is your number baby I will like to hear your voice
Darla: I'll send you a message tomorrow my love. Please kill some terrorists for me? Please???
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Padme
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:01 pm |
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John is begging... Alex is as romantic as ever.
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John
Baby I just want you to be with me
Alex
Are you ok with threesomes?
John
I really want to have fuck from you. I'm okay with threesome
Alex
that's great baby
John
So I want you to love me till I come back
Alex
so where are you now?
John
Still at mission in nigeria
Alex
you getting a lot of sex there?
John
No my men here don't do gay
Alex
why not?
John
I don't know but some time they bring girls here for sex
John
But did you like to fuck me hard?
Alex
yes baby
will you let me fuck you while you blow another guy?
John
Good yes baby I will
Alex
damn baby that's hot
John
I love sex with man than woman it sweet me
Alex
nice.
you ever have sex in public?
John
No baby
Alex
it is fun
would you do that with me?
John
Yes baby I will I just love you a lot
Alex
I would love to fuck you at a party baby
would you let one or more of my friends fuck you too?
John
Yes baby I will
Alex
that's hot
John
Okay baby . But you have hurt me for something before
Did you no that?
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John
How was your night baby?
Alex
Crazy as fuck.
John
Okay baby I love you so much for who you are but there is something you wish to do for me before but I don't get it then , I know you care for me but I will need you to give me with other means since I don't get it that time, please baby I love you. I wish I couls see a care package from you to take care of my self here
Alex
baby, I know I've been doing coke all night, but your message makes no fucking sense
don't paste some shit you wrote already, just speak your mind man.
John
Baby is just that mission I am that make me to be little not have money I need you to help me baby I have spend the little money I have for phone that time you send me iphone 6s that later don't come to my state I'm sorry alex I love you
Alex
when is the last time you got laid?
John
I fuck 23 years old 3days ago
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John
Okay good. Please alex I really want to be with you and have sex a lot when I'm back, but mission is little hard for me now financially that make me loose courage about sex please I just need you to make me feel good here
Alex
you want to jack off on cam or what?
John
I am broke over here I have used my money to dring and smoke here and fuck
Alex
that is as good a use for money as anything
John
I can't be good without smoke and drink before going to work so I need you to please help me out here with anything you can afford
Alex
what's the oldest and youngest you've ever been with baby?
John
Oldest is 29 and youngest is 15
Alex
nice.
John
Please alex help me with little money to buy smoke here and drink. If you want me to pay it back if I come back for you I will do it
We don't have access to our account here that's why I have money in my account we will spend some together to take drug and smoke and fuck if I come back
Alex
I want to fuck you in public and watch my friends fuck you
John
Yes I will allow you to do that I promise if am back. I really want to suck your nice dick and give you my ass to fuck please just help me now I'm coming for you first and later my family
I really love you alex just do it for me as you can I will appreciate it and give all my life to you if I'm back,
Alex
what do you love most about me?
John
I love your picture I dream of having you on top of me all the time fucking my ass and I will suck your dick you are a very handsome man even more than me then I love your dick so much
Alex
really... which picture baby?
John
Your profile picture and all the picture you have in your profile so much
Alex
what do you like about them?
John
You just have to trust me baby
Your body is hairy and that's what I love most in you
Alex
awwww thanks baby
John
You are welcome dear you are my dream type of man that's why I always tell you I'm coming for you before my family and later be with you, you just tell me anything as your wife and I will do it if we are together. So please baby do this little help for me now
Alex
your wife?
John
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oscarpiles
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 12:16 am |
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This is one of the Dumber ones!
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John: Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!
Darla: Wowow
John: You like it?
Darla: Yess.
Did you capture any terrorist cowards today and make them pay?
John: Yes I capture two
Darla: Oh now that’s sexy! Did you torture the Bastards???
John: Yes very hard they are still in punishment yard now
Darla: What do you do to them? Motorboat them and make them listen to Country Music and such or do go easier at them at the start?
John: They are giving them a very hard punishment now let talk about our self how are you?
Tell me about you
Darla: Well am single, never married, and religious and love the cock.
How about you?
John: I'm single I got divorce two yrs ago with one kid and I love ass
Darla: That turns me on tell me more.
John: I'm a sergeant in USA army but currently on deployment mission to west africa for peace keeping
Darla: Is that where those Ninjas are causing all that discount tent with their numbnuts and creem of sum yung boi?
John: I love smoking,drink socially, I do love woman that care for me
Darla: Well if you like it in the ass like you say I’d love to strap one on and be with you!
John: Good so are you living alone?
Darla: Yesss
John: Okay so did you have kid?
Darla: No they kinda cramp my style if I'm hosting raves and such.
John: Okay so can we be a close friend? And from their we can build something like a relationship
Darla: That would be rather quaint my good man assuming you don't mind coming to attention at my command and performing your duty as I see fit.
John: Okay will you come to texas or I should come to atlanta?
Darla: I’ll have to ponder that my love but now I need to go and wax my butt before dinner. Have a great evening and please torture some more terrorists ok?
John: Okay baby text me back when you are free don't forget to text me
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oscarpiles
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Um no comment:
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John: How was your night over there? I need you to find free time to talk to me
Darla: Hiya
John: How are you ?
Darla: Am great Hunny
Did you catch any more terrorists for me?
John: I kill one today and two injured seriously and my other men also kill we went to sanbisa forest in west africa nigeria
Darla: That is so sexy
Do you corn hole them after they are dead because that would really turn me on
John: Yes they will be bury in few hours now our commander need to see it
Darla:I imagine you don't even use lube do you?
John:I don't
Darla:Wow you really are a mans mans
John:Lol
LATER
John: Have you create a yahoo mail so we can chat in yahoo messenger
Darla:Oh I knew there was something I forgot to do. sorry I've been masturbating a lot these days and haven't had time to do other things.
John:Okay baby do it as soon as possible what are you doing now?
Darla:Just washing my hands off because they are covered in Love Juice.
John: Okay
Darla I'm a man that has a lot of great hope in the future, I'm looking for kind of woman like you to live with, I'm single and willing to have a good caring and loving relationship with you that will last for ever
Darla:Soon we will be playing hide the Terrorist in the Dirt Cave my love.
I'd best put some burrs on my strap on.
John:Good so how did you think my love can increase in your heart, what can I do to live inlove in your world what did you like man that is temporary away like me to do to get your love?
Burrs on your trap?
Darla:I knew you'd like that little surprise my great big soldier man.
Hunny tell me more about how you torture the Terrorists Basturds? Please it makes me soooo hot.
John:Yea I just want you to believe that I really want you in my world
I try by best to target and get down those terrorist over here my love , I'm a trained US army for war and my commander like my action so much at the war I'm hard working and very good at shooting
Darla:Is your gun really really big my lover man?
John:Yes my love if I go to work tomorrow and I'm chance I will upload it in my timeline dear
Darla:Do you keep it really well greased or do you wrap it in latex for protection?
John:Baby I will be save here I promise you but some time your love in my heart make me feel like hearing your voice can you give me your number. My US number is +DIALAMUGU I can only receive a text here till I'm back to US but I have temporary number I use to receive call here from US give me your number over there and I will send you my temporary number
Darla:Oh I'd love to hear your voice so maybe I can call you later and you can tell me all about those Terrorists Ninja Homosexuals???
John:Okay my temporary number is +DIALAMUGU I have put the country code to it you just need to save it like that and I will tell you time to call me soon send me your number to call you now and let me save it
Darla:Sorry I'm typing with my nose right now because I have both of my hands up my Hoo Hah.
John:Okay if you free text me your number
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Padme
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John
Every morning reminds me of all the wrong
dreams I had been chasing all my life until I
found the right one – YOU. Good morning.
Alex
what the fuck??
John
Hello baby
Alex
Hi
John
How are you?
Alex
Good. Just left the seasons
John
Okay baby so how will you help me?
Alex
no
John
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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John has made a new friend with one of my characters, Chloe. She's a bit...rough.
John: Every morning reminds me of all the wrong
dreams I had been chasing all my life until I
found the right one – YOU. Good morning.
Chloe: Welcome to the nightmare!
John: How are you over there?
Chloe: F<rea>king awesome! What do u mean "over there?"
Chloe: HUH?
John: Hello
Chloe: Sup?
John: Fine how are you I'm happy to see you
Chloe: I'm f<rea>king awesome.
John: Yea where are you from?
Unlike lads, I will actually look at profile information. So, Chloe goes with this:
Chloe: NYC by way of Texas.
John: John: I'm from austin texas I'm a sergeant in USA army
I found your profile interesting
Chloe: What part of Austin? I grew up there.
John: 6th street
Chloe: And?
John: Where did you live in austin
Chloe: You did not answer me.
John: And ? I don't understand
Chloe: I lived off Medina and Chavez, by the library. What was your crossstreet with 6th St? You don't understand English?
John: What did you ask ? I told you I live in 6th street formaly called pecant street
Chloe: What is the crossstreet? 6th st. and the corner of what?
Chloe: Is my English too diffiult to understand?
Chloe: Growing bored quickly.
10 minutes later
John: West 6th district
Chloe: You bored me.
John: I'm sorry I am no in texas now I was currently on deployment mission to west africa for peace keeping and against terrorist
John: Can we know each other better ?
Chloe: What part of Africa? I've been to several countries there. Albania, Morrocco, Egypt, and further south.
John: I'm in west africa nigeria
Chloe: Been to Port Harcourt and VI in Legos.
John: Yea those area is good port Harcourt is river side state and lagos
Chloe: So?
John: I'm in northern part of nigeria
Chloe: You are very boring still.
John: Not really its not easy at mission, I just look stressed now
John: I'm looking for someone like you to share my heart with and move on I'm single seperated two years ago
Chloe: I did time in the army. Afghanistan. Don't blow smoke up my ass. And I'm a f<rea>king whore. You want that?
John: Are you in the army?
Chloe: I was.
Chloe:?
Chloe: Bored again.
John: That's good baby so are you married?
Chloe: Do I look like I'm married?
John: Not really I just wish to ask, so tell me did you like me?
Chloe: Well, I did, but then u started getting boring and staying stupid shit like you're drunk or roofied yourself. Did that happen?
John: You know?
John: I was little busy and tired then baby
Chloe: Tell me two things about yourself that are true and one lie. Let me see if I can figure out the truth.
Time passes and I start to write the reply you see below his answers. Not very good at games, is he?
John: I'm single and searching, and I was on deployment to west africa and I love hunting and playing basketball . The lie is that I don't smoke, lol
Chloe:???????? YAWN ?????
Chloe: U did respond huh?
John: Lol
Chloe: I probably wouldn't have gotten that right.
John: So I think meeting you here is a great thing for me I am a man that care for woman my heart goest for and now I have meet you and like you
Chloe: Yeah. It's probably a bit bitter for you than me.
John: So what are you doing now and where are you currently now
Chloe: Chatting with you. I'm on the toilet.
John: What did you do as work?
Chloe: In the army? In Austin? When I got to NYC. Now?
John: When you got to NYC now
Chloe: When I got here or now? Did you get struck in the head by an exploding mortal or bullet?
John: you should get what I'm saying I mean now
Chloe: You didn't answer the question. Now, I work marketing, while trying to get my singing and actressing career going. I do a bit of escorting on the side.
Okay that's good
Chloe: Gives me some serious cheese, you know?
Chloe: Ok. Don't reply then.
John: Acapella, adelost, accasciato, abbots gold
John: Mozzarella,provolone,brie,cheddar , gouda
John: Hello
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Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:27 am |
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John got all scripty with Tiffany so the conversation was a bit one sided...
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Tiffany
hi
John
Hello dear how are you?
Tiffany
I am good. how are you?
John
I'm fine tiffany did you get my text on your number? Then hope you are free to talk to me now? I have some thing to tell you in my heart
Tiffany
ok, tell me
John
I was so happy we are friend the other time and thanks for devoting your time for me
Tiffany
ok. what did you want to tell me?
John
The very reason I'm interested in establishing relationship with you is because I feel I have a lot to offer you in the way of friendship and I know and I have a lot to share with you that will be of interest to you and even something that will surprise you
Tiffany
like what?
John
I'm a very much man of substance and I'm very unique in todays society because I live my life through my spirituality and through the word of God coz I have much understanding of what I feel my role in life is suppose to be
Tiffany
ok
John
I'm a man of integrity and my word is my honor, I have very high standard for my self and my life is all about providing love,peace and happiness to others
I assume you are a gift of God and God has blessed me with you to change something in my life you just need to focus on me
I'm a man who can have respect for woman and I'm responsible,I like to be most attractive man in the world to my woman
Tiffany
ok
John
I need you to live and grow with me. The high rate of divorce is pissing me off. I want you as my lover that will love me with all that I am
I need you to understand me and accept me I will be honest to you till my dieing day I promise
Have you ever had any heart breaks with any man in the past? What's your experience like? Have you dated any man on internet? Please tell me now
Tiffany
ok
John
Tell me what I ask you
Tiffany
no
John
Okay now my feelings tell me you are the one, you are the one to accomplish my heart desire
I want you to know that there is nothing perfect in the world, so I'm not deceiving my self that I'm going to meet 100% my match but now you are 75%
Tiffany
ok
John
The remaining 25% will be feel up when we are together practicing the chemistry part of our relationship
Tiffany
ok
John
If we are both ready to build a relationship and live the rest of our lifes together when we meet, we can both work towards it and assuring sucess,
Tiffany
ok
John Place
I'm an optimistic type of person and do not believe anything is impossible, as we are and with what I have read from you, I know you are an adult of normal presence
Tiffany Smith-Barnes
ok
John Place
So will you date me for real and be in relationship with me with all your heart and live together when I come back? Hmmn please consider me and make me happy in your answer
Tiffany Smith-Barnes
ok
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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John: Hello
John: Are you there?
Chloe: Yeppers. What were those? U singing over there?
John: No I don't sing here
Chloe: What were those last things?
John: You mean last things we are discussing together?
Chloe: Yeah. The acapella thingy.
John: I can't remember
The lad had posted another picture to his timeline. This one showed a soldier repairing, what appears to be, a wall.
Chloe: K. What r u fixing in ur new pic?
John: Fixing something in the wall
Chloe: Are you handy?
John: Yes
Chloe: Kewl! Think u can fix this horniness? I think my vage has a leak.
John: What happen ?
Chloe: Looked at ur pics and it just started leaking all over the couch.
John: Thanks for that, so did you love me?
Chloe: Nope, not into the hole "LOVE" thingamagib.
John: Okay
Chloe: But I'm D2F!
John: D2F? Meaning what?
Chloe: What do YOU think it means?
Chloe: Did one of those hammers fall and bunk you on the noggin? |
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John continued this morning, answering last night's question and...trying to find his way back to his script.
John: No
Chloe: K
John: How are you?
Chloe: F<rea>king awesome.
John: Good so I will like to tell you that I'm single and searching I'm a sergeant in USA army I'm currently on deployment to nigeria as I have told you so I like you and I want to date you
Chloe: What classification Seargent?
John: I will like to be your man
Chloe: I would like to be a billionaire.
Chloe: And never have a period again.
Chloe: That one, especially
John: Okay so can we be best of friend?
Chloe: FWB? Is that what you're saying?
John: FWB? I don't understand
Chloe: So, you're not American, huh? EVERYONE from Austin knows that term.
John: I'm american and most of my life is for mission since some years ago so I'm not really social in some terms
Chloe: EVERY soldier I've f<rea>ked knows the term. It's a military term.
John: Oh sorry I just get you now , you mean friend with benefit?
Chloe: No. What does that mean? It means F<rea>king With Boners in military terms. What kind of shit poor soldier are you?
John: I'm sorry
Chloe: U should apologize to ur CO, probably.
John: Okay
Chloe: So how would I be ur gf?
John: You can be my gf by understanding me and showing love to me , I wish we should be best of friend
Chloe: I'm doing my best to undersatnd you, but your English is a bit like yellowneckish.
John: Sorry I will try to be improve and accurate as time goes on
Chloe: Why is it so bad?
John: I go to technical school and join army
Chloe: They f<rea>ked up your English in tech school? See, this is why I don't watch the Star Tech shows.
John: Okay I will try to improve in my English |
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John: If I were a dog I would want
you to be my leash, so you can
come wherever I go. If I were a cat
I would want you to be sunshine,
so I can follow you to bask in your
warmth. If I were a rabbit I would
want you to be a carrot, so I can
nibble on you all the time. But
since I am a guy, I want you to be
my true love so our hearts beat for
each other all the time. I love you.
Darla: Wow you mean it? Nothing like having a man on a leash that I can flog and ass rape until my hearts content. Yummy!
John: Good
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Why do I do this? Because it is rather funny I spose:
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John: Hello
Darla: Hiya
John: How are you? I have been waiting to hear from you
Darla: Am good. Did you torture any more Terrorists?
John: Yes dear I shoot 3 yesterday and 1 today, hope you like that?
Darla: I do but did you wound them so you could give them a good corn holing or so you like slipping in for some cold ones?
John: They all die with my gun shoot
Darla: Is it a really big one?
John: Yes
Darla: Yummy I like big ones
You ever shoot blanks?
John: No I always shoot at least part of my
Darla: ?
John: I never shoot blank
Darla: Good to hear because that wouldn't be sexy
John: Yes baby I'm glad you appreciate that
Darla: War might be Hell but it is also damn sexy in my opinion. All that bondage and more bondage gets a gal all randy
John: Okay baby, how is things going on there?
Darla: Good but I made some lady stains on the roof of the car so I need to get it martinized in the morning.
John: Really, so what's the time there?
Darla: 5:45 pm so the martinizers are closed now sadly.
How do you get love stains off of your fatigues Baby?
John: Okay baby so really I found all I desire in your profile that make me have interest in you
don't border to know that for now baby
Darla: Oh it must be a supper secret huh? That turns me on knowing that you don't air your dirty laundry.
John: Yes, lol. I will tell you all as time goes on all I want now is how we will chat everyday here and share how feeling together I wish to be in relationship with you
Darla: Awww that is sweat! Now tell me more torture stories while I put down some tarps to try and keep the carpet dry???
John: Torture terrorist is as good as against the bad habit and is very good so others can stop the act
Darla: Oops I need to get the mop; just a second there Mr. Green Fatigues.
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Some days, you need a brainless chat. John tends to provide more of the brainless part.
NSFW, for sure.
Anita: Hey you! It's me!
John: Okay that's good
John: How are you doing?
Anita: Very good! You?
John: I'm fine
John: So I believe you are a good friend
Anita: How are things in the dessert?
John: Is fine we are working very hard against terrorist over here
Anita: How?
John: We are trying to reduce the rate of terrorist, kidnappers over here
Anita: Have you teamed up with insurgency forces?
John: Yes
John: So let talk about our life are you single or married?
Anita: Thought you knew I was single. I mean really? Do I look like I could be tied up?
John: No you are looking as single woman
Anita: Have u been married?
John: Yes but I got divorce two years ago with one kid that live away from home
Anita: I have a kid that lives with his dad.
Anita: Thought you should know up front.
Anita: Court ordered, you know.
John: Okay my kid is 7yrs old
John: How old is your kid?
Anita: 9
John: Okay
Anita: Where does your son live?
John: I have been single and searching for a good and trust worthy woman for the past two years. My son is no living in albany oregon with my ex wife
Anita: Oh. He is no living there?
John: Yes
Anita: Kewlio.
Anita: F<rea>k her, right?
John: Yes
Anita: F<rea>k me?
John: No
Anita: Oh. You wouldn't?
John: Where is your son living with his dad? I would
Anita: Overseas.
John: Where?
Anita: Last I heard, South Africa.
John: Okay
Anita: It's all whatevs you know?
John: Did you have mom and dad
Anita: What kind of question is that?
John: I lost my dad ten years ago but my mom is old and alive
Anita: I still have my dad. We're super close. My mother was a pill pusher. It overtook her.
John: Okay
John: Did you wish to marry again?
Anita: I have never been married.
Anita: Got knocked out when I was 15.
John: Okay
John: I wish we can close more than a friend
John: Hello you there?
Anita: I had to go drop a deuce. Sorry. It came about all of a sudden.
John: Okay when will you be back?
Anita: I'm back
John: Okay good
John: I'm 45 yrs old and you?
Anita: 25
John: Okay
John: I like hunting, swimming and playing basket ball
John: I like true all the time and hate lies I'm a man that believe and fear God
John: So tell me your likes and dislikes
Anita: I used to snipe hunt, but haven't in a long time. I prefer the fill of BBC over LWCs, little warm puppies and girls of the night.
John: Okay
John: What type of man did you like and dream of married?
Anita: A big strong cuckold, I think. Preferably, tall and darker and handsome . You're a little light 4 me, usually.
John: Okay , so did like a man in uniform like me
John: ?
John: And did you like my look?
Anita: When I was in the Army, I really did. I preferred when their uniform was off, though, if you know what I mean!
John: Yes
Anita: You're a bit white. My baby's daddy is dark.
John: Okay, so can you date me? If possible our friendship come to that
Anita: Where will u take me?
John: We can hook up when I'm back you can give me your address when I'm ready to come
Anita: You better know where to cum!
John: Did you wish to see me?
Anita: So much of you. All of you. Even if you are white.
John: That's good
Anita: Can you try and tan a bit?
John: Yes
Anita: And make ur cork bigger?
John: lovely
John: Sound sexy
Anita: How long is it?
John: Is more than 5inches
Anita: Oh.
John: How big is your boobs and pushy?
John: How lovely is your ass?
John: Hello, you there?
Anita: They're a bit bigger than average. But tight in the right places.
John: Oh that sound sweet baby I will love it that way
Anita: Of course u will.
John: I love a tight hole so much
John: When last did you have a sex?
Anita: It might not be with a 5 incher.
John: So how long did you think you hole is?
John: ?
Anita: Long? No idea?
John: Okay
John: I love sex in pool, I love having a dogy style
Anita: But, I have 2 use the Ben Gay stuff 4 anal, so I guess it's tight.
John: Okay baby, what style of sex did you like?
Anita: Freestyle.
Anita: Or 68
John: Oh baby you are so sweet I guess on bed
John: Did you like me to suck your ass? Or will you suck my dick?
John: Did you like that?
Anita: Yes, I think you should suck my ass.
John: I'm happy to hear that
Anita: I'm happy to hear you want to do that all night long!
John: Did you have some little hairs round the hole?
John: That I can leak
Anita: No. I get Canadian waxed.
Anita: Do u want me 2 stop that so u can leak the little dingleberries?
John: Yes baby I will be happy for that
John: You will like it if I do that for you
Anita: So, stop the Canadian waxing and let them grow?
John: Yes
Anita: K!
John: Those hairs add sweetness to sex
Anita: Kinda like a sweet and tangy sauce?
Anita: That's news to me. I like to learn about sexiness.
John: Yes Touching them give some sex feelings
Anita: And u luv to suck them more?
John: Yes I'm happy if I suck it like that
John: Did you suck dick?
Anita: Yeah, I sucked Dick.
John: Mostly 5 inches or more white one with little hairs at the base
Anita: Mostly I sucked 7 inches or more.
BUZZ!!!
John: Really? That's good
John: Sorry I reply late
Anita: Yeah, 7" is kinda the minimum.
John: So did you drink sperm?
Anita: Not regularly. Have to watch my salt intake. High blood pressure. You should see the damage it causes when Aunt Flo comes to town.
John: Then I think we are 75% match now
Anita: Why is that?
John: With all our likes and our sexy life of living we will be good to be together
Anita: Yep! Hope u like a bit of plugs, too!
John: Yes
John: What did you think we can be calling each other. Honey, sweetie, baby,my love? Choose one to call me
Anita: Butterfuck!
Anita: It's sexy and sweet!
John: Okay we call each other butterfuck
John: What kind of gift did you like to receive from man?
Anita: No. U need 2 decide a name 4 me Butterfuck.
BUZZ!!!
John: I will like to call you treasure or. Heartbeat
John: Wish one did you like?
John: ?
BUZZ!!!
Anita: U chose.
John: Heartbeat is good
Anita: I'm ur heartbeat? I almost like heartburn better cuz your love should burn for me!
Anita: LOL
John: You will be my heartburn as from now, please can you keep the heart save and never live it alone again?
Anita: I think that's a good chance.
John: Heartburn you are so important to me as from now
Anita: Good!
John: Did you promise not to bake up with me?
John: I don't wanna brake up again
BUZZ!!!
Anita: K!
John: So let know more about each other
Anita: We can do that later! I have to do some work, k?
John: My US number is [PM me if you need Pizza]
John: Keep it and my temporary number here is +234XXX you can call or text the temporary number anytime
John: But you just have to keep both numbers
Anita: Can I call or text the US number anytime?
John: No you can text the US number anytime. But you can call my temporary number anytime
Anita: K.
John: You can call my temporary number now if you like
John: Can you give me your US number?
Anita: I said I have 2 go do work!
John: Okay heartburn
John: Ttyl text me when you free. Love you |
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He's just as brilliant as ever...
John: Hello
Chloe: Hey you!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
John: Hello
Chloe: Hey butterfuck!
John: I'm so happy to hear from you
John: Hi heartburn
John: I really miss you
Chloe: Tell me exactly what u miss.
John: Your sweet and sexy text to me
Chloe: Which one?
John: Sexy chat wit me
Chloe: What did I write that u liked?
John: How is things over there? About keeping the hairs in your ass hole
Chloe: No Canadian waxing and haven't touched it with a razor since u said so. I'm letting it ripe up for you.
John: Oh woow I love that so much
Chloe: Thought u might! It will be new for me, too.
John: U just make me happy and feel like sucking it now
Chloe: LOL. It should be all saucy for you!
John: I love ass with hairs
Chloe: Cool.
John: I will spray sperm on it and leak it. Yummmy !!
Chloe: How is the weather
John: Cold here
Chloe: So you'll be one big anal leakage? I think I can agree with that.
John: Yes you are right
Chloe: That's hot.
John: And I think you will really like sex
Chloe: Oh, I know I really like it.
John: Good, so baby we have known that we match in chemistry part of our relationship
Chloe: Yep. I'm already thinking of how all Frank Zappa'd you will be when we have it.
John: Lol
John: So let talk and agree about how we gonna care now and for ever
John: Baby I know all what woman like and appreciate
Chloe: k
John: Going out on date, giving you a love nice gift, going out for party and show love and care all the time
Chloe: Yeppers
John: So always believe distance never seperate two heart that care been our first time to date on internet
Chloe: I'm beliebing!
Chloe: Do u play any musical instruments? I really like music.
John: Before I proceed give your number
John: No baby I play basketball, but I like listening to hip hop music
BUZZ!!!
John: Hello
Chloe: My work number?
John: Work or home, I think your personal number will be okay
Chloe: I don't have a "personal" number.
Chloe: Work provides it to me.
John: So it can be private
John: Okay give me work number
John: Hope I can call you or text you anytime
Chloe: Well, it's for work and I don't text. <Connie's Number>
John: Okay
John: So tell me your full name
Chloe: Really? You can't figure that out?
John: Please just tell me
Chloe: I know you're John P. You're trying to sex my ass hairs and don't know my name?
John: Can you receive call from nigeria?
John: Is not like that baby
Chloe: How the hell would I know. I'm sure I can.
John: Some time I do need someone like you to tell me
Chloe: Tell you what?
John: So I will not hurt you please heartburn
John: Is good baby I'm sorry. Love you
Chloe: Please rewrite your last 2 massages in English.
John: I don't wanna hurt you
Chloe: I'm heading out soon for the spa. I have a Cleveland Steamer planned for this afternoon.
Chloe: Or just ignore what I've written.
John: heartburn I know is what I suppose to know but my phone got little fault but I have fix it
John: So when will you be back?
Chloe: Tomorrow.
John: Okay heartburn please tell me your full lovely name
John: I will always keep you in mind
Chloe: You can't even keep my name in your mind.
John: Chloes ?
John: I'm right?
BUZZ!!!
Chloe: Duh
John: heartburn I'm sorry
Chloe: You need to fix that butterfuck.
John: I lost my old account some days ago
John: Someone hacked my from malaysia
John: I mean my facebook account
Chloe: How?
John: I don't know someone try to hacked it I guess they use our picture for scams but thank God I have block it down
Chloe: What scams?
Chloe: Who is our?
John: I mean we US army
Chloe: The US ARMY SCAMS? WE DIDN'T WHEN I WAS IN.
John: But its okay now I have resolve it . I mean some men use US army pictures to scam people on facebook
Chloe: HOW?
John: One of my friend experience this 2 years ago
Chloe: Again, HOW?
John: They will copy our pictures and use it to open a fake facebook account to scam people
John: Don't worry heartburn let forget about that
Chloe: How do they scam people? How? How? How? Three letters...H O W put them together.
John: They told them they are US army and they claim our name on the uniform
Chloe: That's a lie. Not scamming people.
Chloe: Big differents.
John: Okay I think its scam
Chloe: What is?
John: Thanks for telling me that I'm happy now
Chloe: Who is?
John: I mean those that hacked our facebook account and copy our picture to open new account
John: Okay heartburn
John: Where are you now?
Chloe: But that is stealing from you and lying. NOT SCAMMING PEOPLE!
Chloe: I am at work butterfuck.
John: Okay good
Chloe: It's good that they stold your faces?
John: No,I mean good that you are at work .What's your favorite color and what type of color did you put on now
John: ?
Chloe: I like a light clear, but I'm wearing purple.
John: That's Lovely, what type of dress did wear now
Chloe: Dress?
Chloe: Are you insane?
John: I'm sorry I mean cloth
Chloe: What's that mean? You didn't learn that in Austin.
John: Some time that's what they called it here at mission
John: Here in nigeria
John: heartburn I'm feeling cold here
Chloe: It's colder than NYC? And being from Austin, u should know it's called treads.
John: Its not colder than NYC but since some months ago the is temperature is warm
Chloe: So you're cold, but the temperature is warm.
John: No the temperature is warm before but now its cold
Chloe: But it's not colder than here, so it's not cold.
John: Yea heartburn
Chloe: Right.
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