LaLadyBits is Sorry (NSFW LANGUAGE)

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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:09 pm

Honestly this is rather Rude but funny too!

This Army Lad has been a Piggy/Abuse Machine for a while for Me N' Ginger:

Quote:

LadyBits: I'm sorry,ok?
Please tell your auntie to unblock me
Darla: How sorry are you?
LadyBits: I'm very sorry my angel
Please forgive me
I will never treat you like that again
Do you forgive me now?
Darla: No! You were acting like a Fucktard to me and Auntie Mary.
LadyBits: No I realize my mistakes and I'm very sorry,ok?
Darla: Sorry doesn't cut it Mr. Man!
LadyBits: I will never treat you like that anymore
I promise
Please ask to message me and not to cancel the transaction
Darla: The only way that I will accept an apology and ask Auntie Mary to unblock you is if you fill out an apology form.
LadyBits: Yeah I will do that
Where is the form I will do that asap
Darla: Mail it to me when you are done!
LadyBits: Can you please mail it to me?
I can't view it here
Will mail it here?
[email protected]
I will fill it and mail it you asap
Darla: Sent
LadyBits: Got it
Give me some minutes to fill it and mail it back
Sorry I wouldn't be able to sign it,ok?
Darla: Print and fill it out!
LadyBits: That would be hard for me to do here cos I have to make a request to fill out any form here
Darla: Then nevermind
LadyBits: If I write a letter of request today it will be granted in 2 days
That would be on Monday
Can you wait till Monday?
Darla: Monday?
WTF is that?
LadyBits: It will take 2 working days to give me access to printer and all that stuff
Things happen differently here in Afghanistan
Darla: Hmmm
LadyBits: What do you want me to do now?
Can you give me till Monday?
Darla: If you Fuck this up like you Fuck everything else up then I'll Block you and you can say Bye Bye to your Old people Sex with Auntie Mary. Got it Fucktard?
LadyBits: Yeah I got it
You want me to fill it up on Monday right
Darla: No i want you to fill it out now Ass Hole but obviously you are important enough to be granted the permission to use a Fucking Pen!
LadyBits: I have to print it out of my Email
I'm using a phone not a computer
It's 12:34am here mid night
There is no way I could do that
Darla: And you profess to Kill Ninjas? Give me a break Penis Puffer!
LadyBits: I'm honest bout this
It's midnight here
You only have access to weapons not computers
Please give me till Monday and I will mail you first thing in the morning
Darla: If it isn’t here Monday morning then say bye bye Dick Head.
LadyBits: That's when I can get it done
The computer room don't open tomorrow
Darla: Stupor soldier can't figure out how to use a door handle??? Oooh thank you for protecting The United State from the really really inept.
LadyBits: Please forgive me Darla
Please forgive me Darla
I will get it done tomorrow morning
Darla: More better now fuck off I got work to do!
LadyBits: Are you sure your auntie is yet to cancel the transaction?
Darla: Earth to Brian; what part of Fuck Off I got work to do are you missing?
LadyBits: Some part of Darla my angel I'm sorry

I channeled my Inner Cyrus for this Chat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZwXoDyj9Vc

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"Your Old People Sex." Ew, the mind doth boggle. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:41 am

So in a moment of Drunkenness we called the Soilder last night but sadly the recorder failed. Yup Gentle reader you missed Fur Balls and singing and general abuse. Oh well I think I can pass on some of the Abuse:

Quote:

LadyBits: Good morning Darla
How was your night
Hope you slept well
I want you to help me say good morning to your auntie
I will get the form across to you later today
Darla: Just make sure you don't screw it up.
LadyBits: Why would I wanna do that
I want your auntie and I want the transactions done this week
I'm not gonna screw anything up
We gonna get through this I promise
Send my hello to your auntie
We gonna talk soon
But I'm glad we talk on phone last night
Have a great Sunday
Darla: Just do what you promised to do and make it snapping.
LadyBits: You will get it afternoon your time
By 2pm your time

Sooo does anyone else think he is truly apologetic?

Oh well might as well pick on him some more:

Quote:

LadyBits: It will be in your mail in 10 minutes
Mail sent Darla
Did you got the mail?
Are you satisfied now!
You go through it already?
Please tell your auntie to unblock me and message me on here
Are you satisfied with my answers?if yes then let me know the way forward
Darla: Slow down Shakespeare! Let me look at the Fucken thing ok?
AFTER A BIT
Darla: Holy Shit moron you said it was from me to you???? And you are in charge of protecting the United State from Terrorist Ninjas? We are Doomed idiot!
LadyBits: Sorry bout that
It's a mistake from pressure
My apologies
I think all others are correctly filled right
Darla: You were supposed to apologize to Auntie Mary Fucktard!
LadyBits: I didn't offended her and I included her name in it
Check it properly
You are the one I offended
I and Mary are doing great
Darla: So she blocked you because you two lovebirds get along more better that way? Am I the only one taking crazy pills here?
LadyBits: She blocked me cos you told her to do so
She told me that as long as I make you happy she will be happy
Darla: She blocked you because you were being a Douche Canoe; her words not mine.
LadyBits: Well she called you and said that I'm acting retarded and I never appreciate what you did for me
That if your complaining bout me then she would block me
So,what should we do now?
Darla: I have to take her to a gynecologist tomorrow as she has excessive discharge for some reason. Probably from all the stress you are putting her through with your idiocy
LadyBits: Ok I have tried my best to apologize,I even risk everything to fill out your form today but if that's not good by you it's better we just forget bout everything and let's go on our separate ways
Darla: Smooth move Dick Wad as I was just aboot to say I would speak to her and get you unblocked but if you want it this way then nevermind.
LadyBits: Go ahead and do it your way Darla,I have tried my best to get this right
I know where I'm wronged and I have done my best to correct it
Darla: To think you'll be my Uncle one day makes me cringe. A Stupid, nasty old people sexing Uncle.
LadyBits: Lol
I'm a responsible good man
I will be good to you
Let me know what your decision is later tonight
Darla: You really are dumber than a bag of hammer pants aren't you? I Fucken told you I was going to ask Auntie Mary to unblock you didn't I shit head?
LadyBits: I never heard or read any of your messages saying that
Darla: that's because you are a moron who never learned to read English goodly.
LadyBits: Ok
Please will you be able to take her to the bank on Tuesday?
Darla: I've missed a lot of work because of a Shit for Brains soldier but we will see.
LadyBits: Thank you Darla
If tomorrow too the earlier the better
It's cool though
I'm really bout the stress I'm passing you through
Darla: Just don't waste any more of my Fucken time or I'll fly over to wherever the Fuck you are and put a Pop Knot on your head that Max Factor won't be able to cover up.
LadyBits: No I will not again I promise
Please!!! The payments slip is much very important
You will need to mail it to me just the way you mail the apology form to me
I will mail you the 6 accounts again tomorrow morning

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:51 am

“again, lesson well learned”

Awesome. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:57 pm

Our poor Lad is desperate to have Auntie Mary Unblock him so he can get his 60 Grand before Xmas.

Quote:

LadyBits: No word from your auntie yet
Hey Darla
How are you
No word from your auntie yet
If no words from her after today I will give up on both of you
Hey
AFTER WAITING ALL DAY
LadyBits: This might be the last messages you will read from me
Darla: What is your Fucking problem Ass Hat? I told you I had to take Auntie Mary to Doctor's appointment this afternoon and then I would speak to her about you.
LadyBits: Why is it taking so long to get this right
It only take you few minutes to make her block me
Darla: Taking so long? If you hadn't have been such a total Fuck Up then we wouldn't be having this conversation would we General Hand Grenade?
LadyBits: Anyways I'm waiting cos if you didn't get her talk to me now how would she help me with the business on Wednesday
The time is running out
She suppose to call me tonight but she didn't and the money on Wednesday
Darla: She is resting right now Idiot! what the Fuck don't you understand?
LadyBits: Well make her message me tonight,ok?
After her resting
Darla: If she is up to it AND if you quit acting like a complete Douche Canoe then I will ok?
LadyBits: Ok then
How do you want me to act?

General Hand Grenade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4HAHm-jvs

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:04 am

This Lad is a real pleasure to destroy or in this part watch a master destroy. the chats do overlap but hey such is life eh? Let's see what the mighty Ginger does to him:

Quote:

LadyBits: Hey sweetie boo
Auntie Mary: How do I know you?
LadyBits: Wow This is smooshy Darla told you to unblock me We are getting married on January 28 · You are suppose to send money for my business on Wednesday You called me on Saturday You got a new bed for us to make good sex
Auntie Mary: I am vey confused and on new medications
LadyBits: Sorry bout my that sweetie boo
Auntie Mary: I'm very cold
LadyBits: You remembered the 6 accounts you went to make transfer of $60,000 into on Friday and you cancel it cos Darla said I was acting retarded ?? I'm sorry my sweetie boo for feeling cold Soon I'm coming home to make you warm Sex you all day and all night
[/color]Auntie Mary: So you are not my new man servant?
LadyBits: No I'm not your new servant I'm your husband to be soon
Auntie Mary: Who is Darla?
LadyBits: Your niece That took you to the hospital and she took you to the bank too
Auntie Mary: I am on new medicine and confused
LadyBits: Sorry bout that sweetie boo
Auntie Mary: I'm so cold. Why
LadyBits: You can read through our previous conversations I'm sorry bout that sweetie boo You need my sex soon
Auntie Mary: do I sex you?
LadyBits: We are planning to next month when I come home
Auntie Mary: i don't see previous conversation
LadyBits: Oh ok Ask your niece Darla bout me She will tell you You are suppose to pay for my business on Wednesday
Auntie Mary: does she sex you?
LadyBits: I'm coming home on January No I belong to only you
Auntie Mary: Are we married?
LadyBits: I'm in Afghanistan and I'm coming to live with you after things are done We are getting married next month 28
Auntie Mary: why are you in afghans? I knit
LadyBits: Working for the United States against terrorists You are bringing me home soon
Auntie Mary: Is that a good job to have?
LadyBits: That's why I'm starting with my business soon after you help me pay the money on Wednesday
LadyBits: We are gonna live together as husband and wife
Auntie Mary: You look familiar
LadyBits: Yeah we have been dating each other for months We belong together sweetie boo I'm your smooshy We talk on phone on Saturday night
Auntie Mary: You look like the man I saw today. The one who gave me medicine. Do you know what manic depressive disorder is? I have that. Also an extreme case of vaginal halitosis.
LadyBits: Sorry bout that my sweetie boo No I will be your husband soon
LadyBits: I'm coming home to take good care of you Make sweet love to you
Auntie Auntie Mary: Ok I am cold and need to sleep now.
LadyBits: Ok sweetie boo We talk in the morning Have a great night rest I love you sweetie boo
Auntie Auntie Mary: ok
THE NEXT DAY
LadyBits: Good morning sweetie boo
How was your night
Auntie Mary: Good morning
LadyBits: How was your night
Auntie Mary: I saw the ghost of my dead husband. He is upset about something but I couldn't hear him
Brian Carrick Lacount
Wow
Sorry bout that
Are you still gonna marry me or not anymore
Auntie Mary: Are we engaged?
LadyBits: Yeah we are
Auntie Mary: are you a good man?
LadyBits: Yeah I'm a good man
I have make you happy many times
You are very happy to be with me
Auntie Mary: Ok deary
LadyBits: How I'm gonna make good and sweet love to you
You have helped me before but you couldn't complete it
But I want you to complete it
Auntie Mary: Ok deary
LadyBits: You were suppose to transfer some money for my business last week
But you couldn't complete the transactions and it was later cancel
Auntie Mary: Oh
LadyBits: I want you to help me go to the bank and do it again
$60,000
Your niece Darla have the accounts with her
Auntie Mary: Alright deary
LadyBits: Can you do it tomorrow?
Auntie Mary: I suppose
LadyBits: Then we can talk bout our marriage after you get it done
Auntie Mary: Ok
LadyBits: What will you like to tell me or talk bout?
Auntie Mary: What if I die before you get here? Should I help you by writing a last will and testify?
LadyBits: Your gonna die,ok?
I will meet you next month
But I want you to be able to transfer as much as you can to my business accounts
Auntie Mary: Yes I know I'm gonna die
LadyBits: Your gonna die?
Everyone is gonna die
But I will meet you soon
Auntie Mary: Before I die?
LadyBits: Yeah sweetie
We are getting married next month
Auntie Mary: I'll try to stay alive
LadyBits: Please do,ok?
Auntie Mary: ok
LadyBits: What do you like to talk bout?
I can make happy and you live longer
Auntie Mary: I like that
LadyBits: Do you remember how much you will have left in your account if you transfer the $60,000?
Auntie Mary: I think there is 2.5 million in assets. I don't check my bank balance because there is no way I'll ever spend that much money
LadyBits: Oh ok sweetie boo
If I ever want you to spend $200,000 on my business would you do it?
Auntie Mary: Sure- I cannot spend all this money. It would be nice to see it go to good use.
LadyBits: Is there any way you can get this money out of your accounts to take care of my business?
Auntie Mary: How do I do that?
LadyBits: You withdraw it out of your account
Auntie Mary: I usually don't, I just write checks for my bills. I remember Darla helped me at the bank. Do you know Darla? She's my niece. I should introduce you to her.
LadyBits: Yeah I know her
She's be helping us get to back together
Auntie Mary: She's a good girl
LadyBits: Yeah she will take you to the bank and you will transfer the money to those account I gave to her
Auntie Mary: Oh ok
LadyBits: She as been helpful
Auntie Mary: She works so hard
LadyBits: But she need to help us get this business done completely
If she can take you to the bank tomorrow
You can transfer the money for my business
Auntie Mary: Let me ask her
LadyBits:Ok please ask her right now
I will be right here waiting on you
Have you called her?
Auntie Mary: I sent her a message on Facebooks because she told me not to call her during the day because she doesn't want to get into trouble at work
LadyBits: That's great then
Do yo think she will do that for you?
Auntie Mary: Maybe you can introduce yourself to her and see if she will help me?
LadyBits: She knew me already
We talk eve ready
Everyday
We have talked this morning
She encouraged me to get married to you
She helped us
Auntie Mary: Then you should ask her to help me with the bank since I don't drive anywhere and the bank is very confusing to me.
LadyBits: Ok I will talk to her tonight
Auntie Mary: It smells really bad in my house and I don't know why
LadyBits: January you can write her a check of $100,000 to take from your account and deposit it in my business account
Auntie Mary: Why don't I just write it to you?
LadyBits: I will be on my way back to the states then and I will be very busy
It will be better if you write it in her name
So she can help me do it
Auntie Mary: Ok
LadyBits: But your gonna transfer $60,000 tomorrow
Auntie Mary: I thought you said you wanted $200,000.00
LadyBits: I will talk to her if you can write the check and she will just go to the back alone to get the money out and deposit it
Auntie Mary: ok
LadyBits: Yeah but I want $60,000 deposited first
Can you write her a check of $60,000?
Auntie Mary: Ok
LadyBits: That would be better
Auntie Mary: Omg
LadyBits: I love you my sweetie boo
What happened sweetie boo
Are you ok?
Auntie Mary: One of my cats is dead!
LadyBits: Omg
I'm so sorry bout that sweetie boo
Auntie Mary: It looks like he's been dead for days. How could I not have noticed? I am so sad
LadyBits: Sorry my sweetie boo
You need to be happy
I'm sorry bout your cat baby
I will buy you a new cat to replace it when I come back to the states
Auntie Mary: I will miss Number 27 so much. Now I only have 26 cats. Each one is special to me. They're names are numbers. Number 14 loved number 27. I wonder what cat thought are. Perhaps they think I'm god and are mad at me?
LadyBits: No baby you are a good person
Your cat knows your good
Auntie Mary: Do you believe in hauntings?
LadyBits: Yeah baby
Were you haunt?
Auntie Mary: I'm talking about when a being died and they're ghost is still here. Earl is sitting on my chair with number 27. I see him.
LadyBits: Wow
Baby I need to pray with you
Your gonna be fine
I love you so much sweetie boo
Just talking to Darla
She said she will like you to write the $200,000 check and she can get it done once
Auntie Mary: Alright deary. I need a priest to do a blessing on my home. I am haunted.
LadyBits: Oh ok
How would you do that?
Auntie Mary: I have to call my pastor.
LadyBits: Ok that would help then
Auntie Mary: Then he comes and blessed the house
LadyBits: Darla said she couldn't help us with the money
Auntie Mary: Blesses
The house so the ghost can go away
LadyBits: So you have your pastor right
Auntie Mary: Why is Darla not helping
LadyBits: I don't know why
She's acting so strange
Maybe you should talk to her
I gave her 6 accounts already
She's asking me for now
For more accounts
I can't get more accounts
Then she said she wouldn't help anymore
Auntie Mary: Well we will just have to wait until you come home for any bankering. You can drive me to the bank and I will add you to my account.
LadyBits: I'm gonna lose the business my sweetie boo
Auntie Mary: You don't need a business if we get married. I have enough so that you don't have to work
LadyBits: Yeah I know it's for my family
I have to make sure I take care of it
Auntie Mary: Well talking about money isn't sexy deary
LadyBits: Yeah I know and you should know my business is also important
I love you so much
Auntie Mary: Well you'll be home soon so we can worry about all that when we marry
LadyBits: Yeah I just need it get done before I come home
Auntie Mary: I don't think that will happen since Darla won't help. Why is she telling me to block you?
LadyBits: Cos she can't help me
That's what she's always said
Then you will block me too
Auntie Mary: Were you mean to her?
LadyBits:I told you already
Auntie Mary: I need her happy. If she's not happy then she doesn't help me.
LadyBits: Well I did everything she want
I try to make her happy but she keep asking for more
You should talk to her
She need to do what I want and stop being bossy
Auntie Mary: But she is bossy. That is how she has always been. She doesn't let people push her around and won't help me now because of you. This upsets me.
LadyBits: No I didn't do anything wrong to her
Why are you upset?
Auntie Mary: She is mad at me for marrying a retard. Those were her words and if you two cannot get along as friends then you and l cannot marry
LadyBits: Ok then
Take your choice and let me know
Auntie Mary: goodbye deary
Ok good bye

Please excuse any formatting screw ups but I'm not in the proper frame of mind to fix them eh? Sooo during some of this LadyBits approached Darla for her input which, as you know, is firm yet Angelic:

Quote:

Darla: Happy now Fuck Face? Auntie Mary unblocked you so don't Fuck this up Ass Hole!
LadyBits: No message from her yet
THE NEXT DAY
LadyBits: Hey
Your auntie can't remember a thing
Darla: Not this again
LadyBits: Yeah she can't remember a thing
That's really frustrating
I tried to make her remember but she couldn't
Really wish she help me with the payments tomorrow or before this week runs out
Darla: You will have to try harder.
LadyBits: Wow
You should help me do this too
You can make her remember faster than me
Darla: Are you really this useless or is all of this a joke? Seriously you are dumber than a bag of hammer pants.
LadyBits: What do you mean by that?
Darla: I'll type slower so you can understand; will that work Shit head?
LadyBits: Well just type as you wish I can understand in either case
Darla: Do you really need help with absolutely everything? How the Fuck do you tie your shoes or use a Goddamn toilet? Mommy help me Waaaaah!!! It is getting really tired Dick Weed.
LadyBits: Ok I just need you to talk to her
So she could remember easily
AFTER A BIT
LadyBits:Message me when you get home please we need to talk my little angel
Darla: I'm at work but can chat for a while.
LadyBits: Ok then
I have talk to your auntie
So she said I should talk to you
Darla: Then talk or quit wasting my time for Fuck sakes.
LadyBits: Ok sorry internet went off
So she said she can write you a check and you can get things done for me instead of her going to the bank
She said she used to do that with you sometimes
Darla: A check?
LadyBits: Yeah she said she write you checks sometimes to pay her bills
So I suggest she can write you a check tomorrow and you will help me cash the money out and put it in one of the accounts I gave to you
Darla: How much money?
LadyBits: Still the same $60,000
She said she would like to give me more but I told her till I come back to the states
Darla: Well funny you should mention that as she sent me a message saying $200,000.
LadyBits: Yeah I told her the total money I need for the business is $200,000 but I want $60,000 at first then I would pay the rest next year January
Darla: So you want me to waste more of my precious Fucking time going back and forth to Banks because you can't get your shit together?
LadyBits: No i will come and take care of that myself when I come back to the states
All I need from you now is the $60,000 deposited instead of transfer
If she write you a check it would be easy to cash out and deposit into one of the account I gave to you
Darla: Why me Lord? Why? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the Fucktards on this miserable planet? I try to be a good person but that just doesn’t seem good enough for you!
LadyBits: What's wrong again?
Have I done anything wrong?
I just told you what needed to be done
So,tell me what you think it's right for me to say
Get all the $200,000 out at a time and deposit it?
Darla: Remember how I didn't want to waste all my time explaining some very basic concepts to you? Please say yes...please.
LadyBits: So what do you want me to do?
Now the plan is different
She said she can write you a check and you cash out the money and deposit it
The initial plan is her going to bank to authorize the payments
Then transfer it to those accounts
But now it's different
You getting the money out with check and deposit it
Hope you understand
Darla: Yes I Fucken understand it but we are doing this once and once only got it Shit for Brains?
LadyBits: Yes I Fucken understand it but we are doing this once and once only got it Shit for Brains?
Yeah I understand
So you want the $200,000 done at once right
Then it's all up to you
Darla: Check out the Big Brain on Brian! CongratuFuckenlations!
LadyBits: Lol
Is that a congratulatory message?
Darla: Um let's move on shall we? Now I will help Auntie Mary arrange for the money and you will arrange to have enough Bank accounts for me to transfer the amount into. Got it?
LadyBits: No you don't need to transfer anymore
You only a deposit
2 of those accounts is good to use
$100,000 in each
Deposit is more secure than transfer
You only need to drive to the Bank of America and deposit it in an account I gave to you
I don't need to give you more accounts
Darla: Listen to me and listen good I am only doing this once more and consequently we are doing it my way!
LadyBits: What's your way??
If providing more accounts is your way then I'm out of this and you can go away with your and I swear I will never come back to you
Darla: Bye
LadyBits: Ok bye then

AND THEN HE UNFRIENDED ME JUST LIKE MOST DAYS

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:54 am

For some reason Auntie Mary isn't talking to her Husband to be so the $200,000 just ain't moving yet. Luckily Soldier Boy unblocked Darla so they could work on some details:

Quote:

Darla: Still sulking peckerhead?
LadyBits: What do you want from me?
You can't help me why do you keep bugging me
That's what you aid
Said
You said I should do it your way
I have done all that already
I gave you 6 accounts
You telling me to get more accounts means you can't help me
So I don't have to keep doing the same thing
I have done everything you asked me for
I even risk my duty to fill and send you the apology letter you want
Darla: Lighten up Francis.
LadyBits: What's that suppose to me??
Darla: Well is you don't want to marry my Auntie or need her money I guess we have nothing else to talk aboot do we Captain Crunch?
LadyBits: Well she's ready to help me and I'm ready to marry her
But she needs to help me while I need her and you are the one refusing her to help me
Darla: I never refused to help; you are the canucklehead who ran away with your tail between your legs.
LadyBits: Why did you asked me to provide more accounts when you already have 6 accounts you can use for by business
You are the one taking us back slow
My and your auntie would have done planning our wedding
Darla: Listen Ass Whole you are the one who can't understand basic concepts and acts like a little Bitch any time someone suggests an idea.
LadyBits: No you didn't suggest any idea
Here is it
You have 6 accounts with you then do with the 6 accounts
We are gonna be good as long as you agree to work with the 6 accounts I gave to you and not asking for more
Darla: We are talking aboot $200,000 nipple head!
LadyBits: No!!!
Not $200,000
We are talking bout $60,000
Darla: That reminds me G I Schmo; what exactly is thus 'Business' that you are all hot and buttered aboot?
LadyBits: It's an oil investment business
World oil
If you get the money paid all the documents will be mailed to you
Darla: Here's an idea Lieutenant LadyBoi how aboot you send me the documents now so I can see just exactly what Auntie Mary is investing?
LadyBits: Lol
Here you go
You can't get the main documents if your not paying
You paid and you get the documents
Darla: So let me get this straight...You want Auntie Mary to sends your Thousands of dollars first so you can make some photo copies Fuckwit?
LadyBits: That's how it works
I have to invest first then get the necessary documents
Is like paying for something before you get it
I promise to mail you all the written documents
Darla: That's not how things work in the United State and you know it Corporal Purnishment so quit being a gihungous penis puffer and mail them to me and make it snapping.
LadyBits: I can't mail the documents I don't have
I explained to your auntie already
I'm not suppose to be doing business
But I'm doing this so I can have enough money to live with after my service years
That's why I was asking for the payments slip
If you paid and I mail the confirmation slip the my documents will be mailed to me
That's when the documents will be accredited to me
Darla: Maybe you should speak to her as I simply can't understand the shit balls spewing out of your greasy mouth.
Kevin: I already does and she understand
She only need you to take her to the bank to help me do the transfer but you have refused cos I didn't do as you want
Darla: Do you blame me? All you have done is waste our time with your moronic idiocy and Childish temper tantrums.
LadyBits: I walk away cos you left me no choice
I have tried all what I could to do as you want but you keep asking for more
The question is are you gonna work with the 6 accounts I sent to you?
Darla: What part of you should speak to Auntie Mary are you missing Brokeback Ass Bandit?
LadyBits: She already understand
Everything is left to you
You are the one holding things back
Darla: Quit being a girly man and do as I say or I'll come over to that shit hole you are living in and give you a swift kick in the balls; assuming you actually have balls that is.
LadyBits: Lol
I messaged her already
Are you ready to do this transaction as I said?
Tell her to reply me back
Darla: It's her Fucken money so we will do it the way she wants to. Got it Bag licker?
LATER
LadyBits: Yeah I know
The last time we spoke bout this she agreed to write a check for you then you cash the money out and deposit it into the accounts I gave to you but you changed everything
You have been the one getting things hard for the business
She's a good woman and she's ready to do anything for me
Darla: She probably only feels sorry for you because your Mother makes you wear a Hockey Helmet when you go outside and you ride in a very short bus.
LadyBits: Lol
Are you sure your gonna do it that way?
Darla: WTF are you blathering aboot now Sgt. Shit for Brains?
LadyBits: Just making sure we are gonna do things right this time
Darla: You want to do things right? Holy Fucken Hell it's aboot Friggin' time Ass Commando.
LadyBits: Yeah and only if your ready to....let's move on
Your auntie ain't talking yet
Darla: That's because you are acting retarded; her words not mine.
LadyBits: Well I think I'm getting something wrong here
She told me you said I'm acting retarded but now it seems she's the one saying I'm acting retarded
Darla: Well I guess everyone is in agreement then?
LadyBits: I can't understand
Darla: That's because you are too Fucking Stoopid to understand basic concepts Major Asswipe.
LadyBits: Enough of this
I will talk to you when your auntie start talking
Darla: Phew I never thought you'd shut the Fuck up.
LadyBits: Talk to you later
Talk to her to start talking
Darla: Holy Fuck Colonel Colon Reamer you are the one who is supposed to be marrying her aren't you?
LadyBits: Yeah I am
But that wouldn't work if she's not talking
Darla: Soooo Rear Admiral Butt Bandit what might that make you believe?
LadyBits: Just talk to her
That's all
Later,ok?
Darla: Why the Fuck don’t you talk to her yourself Colonel Cornhole?
LadyBits: Ok I will
Darla: I sent you a friend request Fuck Face please accept it and make it snapping.
LadyBits: Not until she start talking to me,ok?
Darla: LINKY TO AUNTIE”S DEAD CAT PAGE SENT
LadyBits: Yeah she told me bout it
I feel sad for her
Darla: Say something nice there and she will come around Sgt. Pork.
LadyBits: I have done that already
Darla: Holy Fucken snapping Arseholes you are dumber than a bag of hammer pants aren't you? Post your condolences to her there and she will probably talk to you again. Got it Commander Dick in mouth?
LadyBits: I did that already
Darla: DO IT THE FUCK AGAIN AND DO IT MORE BETTER INSPECTOR FACE FUCK!
LadyBits: I can't put comment on it
I just tried it but it's not working
But I sent a condolence messages to her already
Darla: Little Oral Army can't you do one thing right in your Fucken life?
LadyBits: I can't post on it cos it give no space for it
She listen to you
Talk to her to talk to me
I have to go now
I will hit you up later
Darla: Off to recon the insurgents using your Arsehole as Bait, Deputy Diddles Too Much?
LadyBits: Just do as I said
Make her talk to me
Darla: Calling you Stupid would be an insult to Stupid people everywhere so I will refrain.
What part of 'comment on her dead smelly pussy and she will talk to you again’ are you missing Mr. Fuckedy Fuck Fuck?
LadyBits: I can't comment on it cos I'm not on her friend list
You should get that
Darla: Why me Lord? Why Fucken Me? You put Brigadier Bumbling Butt Boy in charge of our safety yet won't allow me to edumicate him more better in the Clandestine operation of clicking a Fucking Link and saying Am sorry for your loss?????
LadyBits: It doesn't work
Have tried to do that
I couldn't open the link
Darla: Perhaps Multi-Tasking just ain’t your thang am I right? Maybe take the Goat Dick out of your mouth and go find a Womern or a Small Child to help you type in the Fucken Box!
LadyBits: It doesn't work
You don't listen that's the problem I have with you
Darla: That's because I failed ‘Douche Canoe as a Second Language' when I went to College.
LadyBits: Whatever
Make her talk to me
The comment is not gonna work
Darla: Nevermind

Lighten Up Francis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

OMG, more trying to wring money out of poor, incompetent little old ladies. Disgusting isn't the word for scum like this. All hail to the mighty Ginger, btw. Thumbs up

ETA, Don't know about you, OP, but you seem to be doing pretty good, too. Lol

'Mr Fuckedy Fuck Fuck"..hahahahahaha -

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:59 pm

Methinks it's a good thing your lad speaks pidgin rather than actual English! Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:47 am

^He does only pick up on the odd reference I've found....Oh well:

Quote:

LadyBits: Hey
How are you
You talk to Mary today?
???
Talk to her
She talk to me last night but she never talk to me today
I will stop messaging you and I will block you if you don't tell me what need to be done asap
Darla: Slow down a second there Backdoor Bandit. You are in charge of two things: Jack and Shit and sadly Jack left town.
LadyBits: Lol
Do what I asked you to do asap
Darla: WTF are you yammering aboot Tard de Fuc?
LadyBits: Tell Mary to talk to me
Darla: She is having a nap fuck Face.
LadyBits: Make her message me when she wake up
I don't trust you anymore
You let me down twice already
Darla: Great now you are blaming your utter stupidity on others. Next you'll tell me you are more of a pitcher than a catcher won't you?
LadyBits: Just be real
We are suppose to be good person to each other
We are suppose to be best of friends
Darla: Then act like a grown up and listen to what those wiser than you have to say Dick Breath.
LadyBits: Lol
What do you have to say?
Darla: Respond to the friend request that she Fucken sent you and do the same with me. Good start Dickless?
Oh and grow a pair ok?
LadyBits: Ok.i will do that when I get off work
Please I want you to take care of the business this coming week
We ain't got no time
We need to get things real this week and move on
Darla: Agreed as I'm getting sick of listening to you Blubber like the little girl that you are Pussy Boi!
LadyBits: Lol
I will do all you ask for
Darla: Just don't Fuck up again and I think we might just get along fine even if you are a total Pansy.
LadyBits: Yeah I will I promise
Please just help me take care of the business,ok?
Darla: That's the only reason I'm wasting my time talking with you Brigadier Butt Munch
LadyBits: No your not wasting your time
You are taking your time to know me
Darla: Well since I am getting to know you, tell me aboot the Terrorists and how you interrogate them.
LadyBits: The ultimatum we had from the United States president is this year to get the head of isis before or after the new year
We don't interrogate them we send them to the terrorist department fbi
Darla: You must at least Motor Boat them or something?
LadyBits: We get the necessary info we needed from then when we battery them
Darla: Details Private Peckersnot, Details.
LadyBits: Details as in what?
Darla: How do you get the necessary info Commander Cock Breath?
LadyBits: Lol
Cock breath?
We tortured them
Some wouldn't say a word till they give up their lives
Terrorists are very one minded and very hard hearted
Darla: Tell me more aboot the Torture Bondage Boi.
LadyBits: We use cruel and human degrading system
Water torture
Fire extinguisher sized canisters of pepper spray are used to cover prisoners with chemicals, and they are then left, resulting in second degree burns
Darla: I Fucken knew it! Have you ever Motor Boated them to death by ‘accident’?
LadyBits: Yeah that happens a lot of times
Darla: Kewl!
LadyBits: Those that are out of correction we killed em

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:53 am

Quote:

Brigadier Butt Munch

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:34 pm

Awesome bait. Twisted Evil

Thanks for sharing your lad abuse.

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:39 pm

Quote:

Darla: I Fucken knew it! Have you ever Motor Boated them to death by ‘accident’?
LadyBits: Yeah that happens a lot of times

Clearly a misuse of Fleet resources. This must be reported to the Commodore forthwith!

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:40 pm

Thanx Gang this Lad is kinda fun and has actually been really easy to play with as he does all the self-bating that one could ever hope for. The silly strategy of having him fall in love with my aged/senile Auntie (Ginger) has been very effective with Piggies and all around hilarity; making this Lad extra special.

The idiot will cough up six more Bank accounts come Tuesday but please don’t tell him he won’t see a nickel of that $200,000 that is just waiting for him:

Quote:

LadyBits: Hey
Hey
I really don't understand you
Darla: Huh?
LadyBits: I don't understand you
Why are we friends?
Darla: Huh?
LadyBits: Well I think at this point we need to call a spade a spade
Your not in anyway useful to me
Darla: Huh?
LadyBits: Please after today if you can't still do anything to help me then stop messaging me,ok?
Darla: ok
LATER
Darla: Hey Private Penis Puller you want to get down to business or are you too busy sulking?
LadyBits: Let's talk business
Are you gonna help me or not?
Darla: Of course I will help you Commander Colon Blow.
LadyBits: Please how can you help me with the money
Your auntie isn't responding anymore
I really need to get the money pay up this week
Later by Tuesday
How would you help me do that?
Darla: Well you’ve come to the right girl Captain Cornhole as I think I might be able to get her to speak to you again assuming you don’t act like a complete retard (her words not mine).
LadyBits: How long before she start talking to me
Before she can help me get this done later on Tuesday
Darla: Rear Admiral Rim Job why don't you accept her friend request like I told you to last week? Simple huh?
LadyBits: I can't get her friend request
I would have done that
Tell her to resend the request
Darla: Honey please slow down for a minute ok? I realize that you are one of the stupidest people on this planet but that’s okay because I am here to help you and together we can be a team…well not really a team but perhaps more like pet and owner.
LadyBits: Lol
Ok then
Please just ask her to resend the request
We can chat without a friend request
Darla: Hang tight Baron Von Balls on Chin and I'll have her contact you.
LadyBits: Ok I'm waiting angel
LATER
LadyBits: I'm gonna wait forever

Don’t get old waiting ok? Try to stay forever young:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urpuxq1i5GI

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:21 pm

Auntie Mary has been having Memory problems yet again. Too bad for the Lads:

Quote:

Auntie: Who is this?
LadyBits: Your smooshy
The soldier man in Afghanistan
We suppose to get married next month hopefully
Auntie: No you must be mistaken, my husband died
LadyBits:Yeah I know but I'm suppose to marry you to make you happy
You do love me
Auntie: If that were true I would remember you
LadyBits: You bought a new mattress for us
That's true and I don't understand why you can't remember
Good night sweetie boo
Have a good night rest
THE NEXT DAY
LadyBits: Good morning Mary
How are you sweetie boo
I want you to know that I really love you
I'm ready to make sweet sex with you
Auntie: I don't sex strangers
LadyBits: I'm not stranger to you
I'm the person you wanna marry
I propose to you and you accepted
You even bought a new mattress for our love making
We had a plan to get married on 28th of January
Auntie: How did you know about my new mattress?

LadyBits: Cos you bought it for us to make love when I come home to you
You got a mirror for our love making too
Auntie: There is a sex mirror on my ceiling. Did you put it there?
LadyBits: You put it there cos of me so we can be looking at ourselves when we make love to each other
You put it there so we can enjoy having sex with each other
Auntie: Oh. Did you sex me? Do we have chilrens?
LadyBits: No not yet
Auntie: Oh
LadyBits: I'm coming home January to sex you
In some weeks
You agreed to marry me soon
Auntie: Oh
LadyBits: January 28th is our wedding date
Auntie: That's next month?
LadyBits: Yeah next month but there is something you suppose to do for me and you have not done it yet
Darla is ready to really help us this time
Auntie: How old are you?
LadyBits: $60,000
I'm 40
Auntie: Why am I marrying someone so young?
LadyBits: Cos I will make you happy more
Your gonna be more happy with me
Auntie: What do you do that makes me happy?
LadyBits: We are getting married soon and I will make sweet sex with you
Those sex you love and I used to chat with you and talk on phone with me sometimes
Auntie: Do we do phone call sex?
LadyBits: Yeah we do all that sweetie boo
You call me smooshy
Auntie: Is that a sin? Phone call sex?
LadyBits: No that's not a sin
Auntie: Are you a priest?
LadyBits: I'm a soldier fighting terrorist in Afghanistan
Auntie: Oh that is terrible, you could die there.
LadyBits: No!!im coming home to you January
We don't fight them we set trap and catch them
Auntie: Which home? The one inn Atlanta?
LadyBits: Yeah to live with you
Don't you want me to live with you?
Auntie: Are you messy?
LadyBits: No I'm not
Auntie: Do you like cats?
LadyBits: Why do you ask that?
Yeah I do like cats
Auntie: I like cats
LadyBits: That's great
Auntie: I don't like messes, you have to be clean to live with me
LadyBits: Sweetie boo you suppose to pay for my business tomorrow
Auntie: I was?
LadyBits: Yeah I'm very clean
Auntie: Good
LadyBits: Yeah but yet to make the deposit
Darla is gonna help you with the money
Auntie: Deposit what? Who is Darla?
LadyBits: All you need to do is write her a check
Darla your niece
The one that used to take you to the hospital and banks
Auntie: Oh
LadyBits: She talked to you bout me right
She helped us getting together again
Auntie: Oh
LadyBits: She's really a good lady
Auntie: Ok
LadyBits: She's gonna help us with the wedding too
Auntie: Then we do sex?
LadyBits: We gonna sex when I come home in some weeks
But we do sex on phone
Auntie: You should be tested for diseases if you did sexing with Afghanistan prostitutes
LadyBits: No I have never sex any woman since have been here
Auntie: Do you do masterbaitings?
LadyBits: No I don't do that
I distract my minds against all that
Auntie: Your raisins must be full of demon seed
LadyBits: Yeah that's true
I work so much on arms we use here
I really don't have much to do with Afghanistan women
Auntie: That is good, I think they have to kill themselves if they sex anything, it seems to not be a profitable business
LadyBits: Yeah sweetie boo
Are you ready to get married to me when I come home?
Auntie: I have to shave down there and then I'll be ready
LadyBits: That's great
Can you help me write the check for darla tomorrow to pay for the business?
Auntie: Why don't I just write you a check?
LadyBits: It wouldn't work like that cos of where I am right now
Darla will help me do that
She promised to help me do that
Auntie: Have her talk to me
LadyBits: Ok I will she might be busy right now
She hasn't talk to me this morning
Auntie: Ok
LadyBits: She called you yesterday right
Auntie: I don't remember yesterday
LadyBits: Ok she will talk to you today
She's working right now
Are you gonna write her the check tomorrow morning?
Auntie: Have you seen my checkbook? I don't know where it is
LadyBits: You should look out for it
Or she can take you to the bank and you can authorize the wire into those account I gave to her
You are paying $60,000
Auntie: Have her help me I am confuse
LadyBits: What are you confuse bout?
She will talk to you but I can help a little bit
Auntie: About everything
LadyBits: She's much aware bout everything
She asked me to be patient with you when I'm almost give up
Auntie: Did you almost die ? You should not give up on life. You only get one
LadyBits: No I was bout to give up on the relationship I have with
No I was bout to give up on the relationship I have with you
Auntie: Has she met you?
LadyBits: No we met on Facebook and she's been a good girl sometimes
Auntie: Ok
LadyBits: I will be glad if you can meet up with her to make the payments
Auntie: Have her come to me. I can't one of my cats. I need help.
LadyBits: Yeah she will come to you after her work today
Do you really know what to do?
Auntie: I should look under the couch
LadyBits: Look under the couch for what?
Auntie: My cat
LadyBits: Your gonna find it
It's somewhere around your home
Have you checked?
Auntie: I can't find number 27
LadyBits: Yeah number 27 is death
You told me this before
Auntie: What?
LadyBits: You posted it on your Facebook
Yeah number 27 is death
Auntie: No!
LadyBits: Yeah that's the truth
Auntie: Oh god! How?
LadyBits: You posted it on Facebook
I don't know how it happens
Auntie: I don't remember! How do I see Facebook?
LadyBits: You can asked Daria to help you on that

Luckily Darla is aboot to keep everyone calm:

Quote:

LadyBits: Darla
Darla: Hiya
LadyBits: She is yet to talk much
Darla: ok
LadyBits: Just thank you that's what wrote
Ok she's asking who is this
I have to start all over again
Darla: Hmmm
LadyBits: What do you think I should do?
Darla: Off to sleep so you gross lovebirds can get it on with your old peoples sex. Thank me later Lieutenant Lavatory Brush.
LadyBits: It's that easy
It's not that easy
She didn't even remember me again
This might not work again
THE NEXT MORNING
LadyBits: Good morning darla
How are you doing
Your auntie want you to talk to her
Regarding you helping me with business payment tomorrow
Please you need to make it happen this time
She will write you a check and you can help me wire them into those accounts I gave to you
You need to talk to her right now
She needs you to tell her more bout me and the relationship I have with her
THAT EVENING
LadyBits: Are you there?
Darla: Hey there Commander Cock Wallet I’m home from work and can chat now.
LadyBits: Lol
You waiting on me to message you?
Have you talk to Mary?
Darla: Yeah I talked to my Auntie about her cats earlier.
LadyBits: She can't even remember you talked to her earlier today
I told her to talk to you bout me and the money for the business
Darla: Listen Admiral Asshat some things are important to the elderlies so don't act like a total Douche Canoe.
LadyBits: Yes I understand and I really wish gig could help me right now
Darla: Who in the Flying Fuck is gig?
LadyBits: Can you lend me some money for the business?
I promise I'm gonna pay it back when I get back to the states
Darla: What the Fuck do you need me to lend you money for Major Pain (in the Ass)?
LadyBits: Please it's the money for my business
If you can lend me $10,000
Please I need this asap
Darla: So let me get this straight…you aren’t satisfied with taking $200,000 from Auntie Mary so you hit on your poor Niece to Be (Ick) for another Ten Fucking Grand?
LadyBits: Lol
I'm not getting anything from your auntie yet
That's why I'm asking you for help
Darla: I'm fairly sure the Military gives you room and board I don't think you'll starve over the Holidays Sergeant Semen.
LadyBits: No it's for my business
This as nothing to do with my wellbeing here
Darla: Hmm let me think aboot this for a minute ok?
LadyBits: Ok I will be here
It's no offense if you can't help me,ok?
LONG PAUSE
What is your response to this please?

Darla: Response? Oh yeah I completely forgot. How aboot Fuck you and the Goat you Rode in on Colonel Mustard?
LadyBits: Lol
Darla: I will take Auntie to the Fucking Bank got it?
LadyBits: We have agreed on that many times and it just didn't work out with you
I will hope it works out tomorrow
Darla: Wednesday is the Day Rear Admiral Butt Blaster.
LadyBits: Wednesday morning right
Darla: Just don't Fuck this up yet again Ass Whole ok?
LadyBits: What do you mean by that?
You have all the account info you needed
Darla: This isn’t a debate Eisenstein so quit beating around the rose garden and just do as I say for fuck Sakes.
LadyBits: Do as you say again?
What do want me to do this time?
Darla: I’d like you to take a long trip to Fuck OffedyVille but sadly that ain’t gonna happen is it? Listen and listen close! Tomorrow evening you will email the six Bank Accounts that we will be using.
LadyBits: Yes I will do as you say if that's all you need
I hope you don't forget that after the transactions you will have to mail me the confrontation slips too

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

This has been a morning of non-stop laughter.

Lieutenant Lavatory Brush?
Rear Admiral Butt Blaster?
Fuck OffedyVille?

Is there no respect here for others' requirement to draw breath?

Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:15 pm

Soilderer Boi is expecting $60,000 tomorrow so he is getting a bit twisted:

Quote:

LadyBit: Hope you slept well
Are you busy?
HOURS LATER
Darla: Yes I’m Fucken busy but I thought I’d at least check in with you Lance Corporal Latrine.
LadyBit: Lol
Thank you for that
I talk to your auntie all through the morning and right now
She's expecting you tomorrow
I will mail you info later today
Darla: Just don’t Fuck it up this time Private Pick up the Soap ok?
LadyBit: Ok you will have the accounts info later tonight and please make sure you send me the confirmation slip this time,ok?
MUCH LATER
LadyBit: Hey
You get the info later in your mail
Darla: Um Captain Commode when exactly is later you Fucken Nipple Headed, Dickedy Lickedy Fucktard?
LadyBit: Ok I got it sent
Check your mail
Please make sure you have the payment slips mail to me
I have to show the payments slip to validate the payments
If you know you wouldn't be able to give out the payments slip you shouldn't bother wasting your time to the bank
Ok?
Where are you?
What time are you taking your sister?
I hope you get things done tomorrow if not i wouldn't never come back to you again
You better stay real tomorrow
Darla: Don’t tell me what to do Lieutenant Lunkhead or I’ll personally visit you and kick your wee little Ball Sack into the back of your throat and shower you in gold. Understood fuckhead?

Damn Auntie sure is nice to him eh? Must be love:

Quote:

Auntie: I am looking for my good dress.
LadyBits: You wanna wear it to the bank tomorrow?
Auntie: I thought I was meeting you tomorrow.
LadyBits:Y ou are going to the bank tomorrow to get the money for my business paid
And yes you still need to get your best dress ready to pick me at the airport
Auntie: What business? You aren't a drug dealer are you?
LadyBits: Not at all if I was into drug I wouldn't need your help it's an oil business
Auntie: For cooking?
LadyBits: For vehicles and airplanes
Not for cooking
Auntie: Oh I don't drive
LadyBits: Yea I will be driving you when I get home with you
Auntie: Like driving miss daisy?
LadyBits: I will be driving you daily
Auntie: Can we go to Graceland? Elvis was a king.
LadyBits: I will be your companion once I get home with you
Yeah we can go to Graceland,ok?
I will do anything for you
Auntie: You know Elvis? Love me tender love me sweet
LadyBits: Yeah I know him
We could share a lot of love
Auntie: He was a king
I need someone to shave all the crusty infected skin off my feet. I can't bend down that far.
LadyBits: Can you wait till I come home?
I'm working far right now and I'm serving the United States of America on terrorists
Auntie: Which terrorists?
LadyBits: Those isis that kill people
We are haunting them
We are bringing them down by new year
We are trapping them one after the other
We are almost there
Auntie: How many did you trap? Do you kill them outright or tortute? Do you believe in torture? Do you think God may send you to hell for your part in the military?
LadyBits: We have trap as many as possible
No we are protecting the innocent people from being hurt and killed
God will surely forgive us
Auntie: Do you know Darla?
She says she's my niece
LadyBits: Yeah that's your niece
She's the one that used to help you
She take you to places you want till I come home to be with you
She's taking you to the bank tomorrow
She's a good girl
Auntie: Did you and her ever do sexing? I don't want her leftovers. You are closer to her age. I don't understand how you and I agreed to marry when I am so much older
LadyBits: No I didn't have anything to do with her except that she's helping us
You make me fall in love wit you
Auntie: How?
LadyBits: We have been together for 3 months but a lot of times you forgot bout things we have done in the past
We met sometimes in August
September we became a good friend
Then you told me no one come to visit you at home
That you need someone to talk to
We usually talk on Facebook and we started dating and relationship
Then I told you bout my business
You said your gonna help me with the business payments
Then you said you want us getting married
I accepted and we started planning our wedding
You posted it on your Facebook but somehow you lost the Facebook you couldn't get on it again
So you setup a new Facebook but it takes a while to get back to me
Then you forgot everything we have said together in the past
So I was kind of tired but darla your niece help us back together
So that as happened 2 different times
Here we are back together again to make things work out
You are helping me $60,000 tomorrow
I'm coning home soon to be with you
You got those new mattress and sex mirror cos of me
Auntie: I like sexing
LadyBits: You used to call me on this number which I roam for you +DIAL-A-MUGU
Yeah and I promise to sex you good when I come home to you
How do you get to transfer those money tomorrow?
Do you bee your bank book or you just fill up some forms to transfer it directly from your accounts?
Auntie: I don't know. I think it involves the bank
LadyBits: Ok all you need to do is go to the bank and get it done I think they will surely do it for you
the money would be transfer
Auntie: What account?
LadyBits: The business account you will be transfer the money into
Auntie: Oh ok
LadyBits: So you said tomorrow and she's taking you to the bank tomorrow
We have been together for a while now
You and I love each other baby
Auntie: Oh that's good. I don't drive
LadyBits: Yes she will drive you to the bank

Six more accounts from this Lunkhead. His Xmas is looking less and less better....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:03 am

We decided that today wasn't a day to worry about this Lad:

Quote:

LadyBits: Good morning
How are you
What time are you taking your auntie to the bank?
Are you at the bank yet?
What's going on?
Still same old shit?
THAT NIGHT
Darla: We didn't go to the Bank today Admiral Anal Invader because Auntie Mary was ill. We will go tomorrow assuming that is okay with you Fuckwit?

Hmm I wonder what I will see from him when I get up in the morning....

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ More desperation, I hope. Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:07 pm

So, this lad knows Darla hates his guts and Auntie Mary is losing it but still holds out hope of getting a payday? Too...stupid...for...words. Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ But there's something particularly sickening, don't you think, about thugs who will happily knock old people to the ground to rob them and the likes of this little toad of a lad who will keep trying, with all his might, to take money from a very sick, non-compos mentis, elderly lady?

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:06 pm

oscarpiles
Dude.... respect for the patience you have to wade daily through this neck-deep sh*t to punish this lad. Carry on, and know that your service is appreciated!

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:05 am

^This Clown is actually Fun to bait although I do hate him at the same time...hmmm am conflicted eh?

Quote:

LadyBits: So,this is all games?
I knew it right from time
Ok I'm blocking you right now
Hope we meet some other times
Darla: Huh?
LadyBits: Yes this is all games
Someone told me earlier but I didn't believe that
When it comes to you going to the bank then this attitude of yours not talking will come
Well I will wait till night to talk to your auntie before I let go finally
You are just the one not helping
If I let go you keep coming back to me and the question is if you can't help me why do you keep coming back to me
Darla: Listen and listen good Sergeant PeckerHead I told you I’m on a Business trip.
LadyBits: Lol
You told me your on what business trip?
You told me your going to the bank at 12 and that's all I heard from you
But now I'm done with all this games
So if you wanna help me you past the time already
You can message me when your ready to help me yourself
Have a good life darla
Darla: Oh for Fuck Sakes you are dumber than a bag of Hammer Pants aren’t you? Get in touch with Auntie Mary Captain Crap for brains.
LadyBits: No I don't need to get in touch with her again
Cos it's certainly she can't remember a thing bout it again and why do you want me to get in touch with her??
She's always ready to help me with the money but you have always be the devil not wanting to help
Be sure after today I'm not gonna have any kind of conversation with you anymore
Darla: Okay one more time for the Fucktard in waiting. I took Auntie Mary to the Bank and then dropped her off at home then I got on a plane and flew away in the friendly skies. Got it Dickhead?
LadyBits: Well where is the payment slip?
Show me this is true
No money in those accounts
I was wondering why you keep telling me you went to the bank and nothing is done
Darla: Sooo to solve this perhaps I should write something in a language you understand I'm assuming? I did excel in Douche Canoe as a second language if that is more better.
LadyBits: Did you make the payments?if yes then show me the receipts
That's all I'm asking for
If after today there is nothing to show for it then I'm giving up on you
Darla: O
Darla: K
LadyBits: Do you make the payments?
I guess the answer is no
Darla: Auntie Mary made the Fucken payment Brigadier Balls on Chin.
Do
You
Understand?
LadyBits: There is no payment made to those accounts
Where is the fucking slip?
Don't take me for a stupid
She told that you said she shouldn't say anything to me
Darla: I'd never take you for a stupid as that would be an insult to stupid people.
LadyBits: Then stop acting like you make a payments to those accounts
This is very simple
Where is the recipe or the payments slip
You can't make payment without having that
That's formal enough
HOURS LATER
Darla: What are you blathering aboot now Back Door Bombardier?
LadyBits: What I'm saying is no transfer was made into those accounts I gave to you
After today I'm not gonna make any kind of conversations with you anymore
Bye
Darla: You mean you will finally Shut the Fuck Up? Great news Private Peckerhead!

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:42 pm

Sorry Gang I've been away for a bit and hope you were never gonna give me up eh?

Quote:

LadyBits: Hey darla
How are you
Can we talk now?
When do you wanna help me?
LATER
LadyBits: What's going on?
You can't help me or what?
Just tell me let me know,ok?
LATER
Darla: Listen Brigadier Bonehead you promised me we'd be married and now you just want money for fuck sakes?
LadyBits: Wow
Your suppose to help me and we can talk bout all that later
Well it seems this wouldn't work out well with us
Darla: Then nevermind Fucktard.
LadyBits: Lol
How we even talk bout marriage when we are not dating yet
You promise to help me with my business and you can be my girlfriend till we meet
Darla: Are all Soilderers this romantic or did I just get stuck with Sergeant Starch in the Pants?
LadyBits: Lol
I'm just being honest
Are you gonna help me?
Darla: Not if you continue to be a total Douche Canoe; Admiral Ass Whole.
LadyBits: So what do you want me to do to help me?
If you can't help me tomorrow
Then I'm sorry I said I was never going to give you up but have to give up on you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:25 am

^^^ Goddammit OP...... I clicked the link!

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