Turd 7, MIA, still

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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:08 pm

This is the latest in the Saga of Turd. He has been on safari for two years, from South Africa to Capetown, up to Kenya and now Uganda on safari for more than a year. He has been baited for over 5 years, and has been as far east as Dakar, as far north as Cairo, as far south as Capetown, and as far east as Mombasa. He also spent some time at Adre and Abeche in Chad on the Sudanese border. He has six tattoos.

The last thread is here. The thread before that is here, and the one before that was here and the one before that was here, the one before that was here, and the first one was here.

An excellent summary by Dementedman can be found here.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:54 pm

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

@anansi - you sure do hate this guy, don't you? I was swindled out of £10,000, (please work that out in dollars, if you are in the US), by a Ghanaian beggar lad and much else, besides, including trust in my own judgement. Yet, I do not have it in for either him, or anyone else, the way you appear to have it in for Turd boi. I spit on the 419ers and the Sakawa boys, but hatred is a killing thing. Take care of yourself.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:50 am

I don't hate him, nor I wouldn't want him killed, but I certainly don't wish him well, either.

Upon reflection, drugging him is going too far, not to mention potentially risky for ITPs. I'm glad it won't happen.

I don't think putting him through some hunger is going too far, though. Losing 10kg wouldn't kill him.

I'm sorry to hear what happened to you &
I admire that you don't hate him.

...Anansi

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Thank you, Anansi. Smile

But, please, please don't be too worried me. I've lost more on the stock exchange. But, I also made a great deal. All life is a gamble. Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:13 pm

Well, it took 3 days but I just caught up on the 5 months of my absence from Eater and the Turd. He is the gift that keeps on giving. Just unbelievable, thank you DSW and Just Jane nice to see you back.

I know Shorty was fading away, but could someone point me to the most recent Shorty thread please?

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:14 pm

Its in premium right now to protect the bait and has been there for a while.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^ sh0rty found his way over to this forum and read the thread about himself (I think)

No idea if anything is still going on with him but like modokmind said, the threads were moved to premium.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:29 pm

Perfect and thank you, I rejoined premium on my return Tuesday, hopefully Rover will set me up soon. I am looking forward to catching up on Femi also.

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:31 pm

Oh and also, I believe I had a standing wager with DSW of a $100 donation to Eater for another tattoo. $100 donated, thank you again DSW for the amazing entertainment.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:04 am

Thank you, Astronomer. If Turd can help to raise funds for Eater, through a 419eater tattoo, than my work is paying off.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:15 am

Dear friends,

Some days ago the idea come up to talk Turdboi into a diet.
I disagree with that!

If his income is too small for big meals that is a good reason for a diet.

But we should find a story why he must gain weight. So, if he wants to eat more, he must work more.

Of course, later, whe he looks like Buddha someone who wants to give him his millions of $$$ may have some doubt if it is really him. Then it's time to loose weight.

Finally it might be an interesting idea to force him to be fat for some money and to be slim for some other money. That could force him to work on fake pictures of himself, which will of course not be undiscovered...

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^^

why not both? first get him up to a large weight, maybe bring in a new girl for him who lives big men.

and then get him down to a value for bernies vault. diets are hard, if one is used to eat a lot.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:44 pm

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:28 pm

As you were Dr Williams, the formatting problem is moved to the Technical forum Wink

Pray continue.

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:10 am

Double post.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

could it be, that someone removed one posting and you edited the other one, effectively removing the content aka turd-pain?

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:12 am

I'm glad I haven't finished reading the whole Turd saga, yet. Compared to the pace at which I can read the old threads, the drip-feed of his day to day communications will seem agonisingly slow.

First I read the Turd 5 & 6 threads. I then registered & started from the beginning.

I have now reached the point where he is about to head off for South Africa.

Bernie has chided him in the past for using proxies, and Tiffany is discouraging him from doing it now. However, he still seems to like them.

If he still continues to use them, I suggest that he is told that using them will compromise operational security.

He has learned to be very wary of his movements being tracked by harkers and the authorities. This seems to be a very strong motivator for him.

Therefore, I suggest that it is pointed out to him that only people with something to hide use proxies, and any traffic through proxies is subject to the highest levels of scrutiny.

Intelligent operators, like Krotchmeister & law enforcement have learned that they can save a lot of resources by concentrating on proxy traffic to spy on Turd & other field agents. Perhaps it was his use of proxies, not Bernie's harked email account that lead to many of the compromising leaks in times goneby?

If his emails don't go through a proxy, they are hidden amongst masses of legitimate internet traffic, and harder to locate!

Surely that would make sense to him?

I started my first bait 3 days ago. Early stages so far, only just getting the lad off script.

...Anansi

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:20 pm

I look forward to your baits, Anansi.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:25 am

Some of you guys talking about putting H on a diet, I have a good idea.

Does Turd believe in the tooth fairy, yet?
1. Get him to believe in the tooth fairy. This is the easy part.
2. Have him pull ALL his teeth out and put them under his pillow.
3. Kill off the tooth fairy.
4. Listen to him bitch about only eating pepper soup every damn day.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:23 am

I don't know about getting him to gain weight. Weight gain requires a continuous stream of money for extra food and money requires a source. That might put ideas of upping his scamming game if he is scamming a little or returning to scamming if he's living off of begging or loans in his head.