Christmas at the Orphanage - 6 Weeks on SAFARI

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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:50 pm

Awesome Job Mr. L clapping

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Love it!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

Ride him hard!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Moses called laddy with a Cote d Ivoire number. He didn't pick up, but he did see that I called:

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Hello Mr Malone,

How are you doing over there?

Sorry for late response,i went to some village that why i wasn't able to
reply earlier and i saw your missed call but where i am now i don't have
much calling card to call you back but i will call you once i recharged.

Besides regarding our coming over there to claim our parcel please give us
after this three days holidays,once after holidays you will see us there in
Boauke.

Once again thanks for your prompt update and concern.

Best regard and happy new year in advance.

Mr Franklin

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Hello Mr Malone,

I was trying your line you used to called me but is not connecting but we
will be in Bouake by 4th or 5th hopefully.

Thanks

Franklin

Meanwhile, the lad begs Dan for some traveling money:

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Greetings Brother Dan,

Please you can help us with anything you have so that when we reach there we will use the money you put in the parcel to bring it back.

We will prefer to travel there to take the parcel ourselves since they don't have office there and Mr M0ses Mal0ne, Regional Manager told us that is safe there that since you did it insured that we need to come and sign before they release it that is risk for them to use another courier to send it if we are not there because they can assure the safety.they apologized for the mistake.

Please lets take this one as advise to us,my happiness is that is safe over there in Boauke

Thanks and God bless.

Best Regards.
Brother Eric.

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Greeting brother Dan,

Kindly check massage below and receive latest mail from Bouake manager that our gift is well safe and secured in there hand that they will like to know when we will come for the parcel.

We prefer going there to claim the parcel since they couldn't fulfill there first promised .

Please help us with whatever you have so that we find extra source to complete the money and travel tomorrow or next unfailingly because we contacted the already that we are coming to Boauke to claim the things.

Best Regards and happy new year in advance.

Dan was unable to get into town today, but he write back to the lad and reminds him of the $2000 in the package.

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I am glad to hear the package is safe. I was unable to make it into town to ask the GPS people what happened with the package. And today is New Years day so I don't think that their office will be open.

Brother Eric, remember that there is $2000 in the package I sent. Please if you need it, it is alright to use some of that money for your travel expenses. Surely a bus ticket to Bouake will not cost very much money. You can reimburse yourself with that money my friend.

Warmest Regards and I truly hope we can get the toys to the children very soon by the grace of GOD.

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:28 am

Hi, I'm a newbie. Love this bait. Can't wait to see what happens. Happy nre year to you all. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I was actually worried this lad had twigged and possibly found this thread on Eater. There was no good explanation for 6 days of silence. Dan and Betty have been concerned.

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Please update me as soon as possible. Betty is getting worried sick about this whole situation.

Regards, Dan

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Brother Eric,

What is going on? Please respond!

Regards, Dan

No response. Silence for days. Then this little gem drops into Dan's inbox:

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Hello Brother Dan,

Thanks for your mail and i am very sorry for my late response.

It was because long journey that took us three days to arrive in Bouake thats why i was not able to respond your email.

We just arrive in Buoake this night and we will locate GPS office by tomorrow to collect our parcel and i will update you once we receive it asap.

Kindly tell sister Betty to be patient that all will be fine just that it took us three days to travel to Bouake thats why i was responding your mails.

Bear with me.

Is a friend we met in Bouake i used his contact the company before went through your mails.

Stay blessed

Brother Eric

And to Moses at GPS3 he wrote:

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Hello Mr Malone;

How are you doing today

We are at UTB BUS STATION AIRE FRANCE RUE 7 Bouake now but people we are
asking to locate your office since yesterday they gave us wrong addreses
and we are currently at UTB BUS STATION IN BOUAKE NOW/

Please call us on this number 00225 7854xxxxx NAME MAEVA so that we can
locate your office because we are stranded now

Call provided line above once you receive this mail and provide your direct
line so we can use to get you easy because line you used to called me in
Ghana I have been trying to get hold of you on phone since yesterday but
it was not connecting +225442xxxxx

Your urgent response will be appreciated

Mr Franklin xxx

I called or lad and he spent last night at the bus station. I told him to wait at the steps of a prominent Cathedral in town.

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Hello Mr Malone,

Sorry for the late response we just came back from Orange communication office now to register new sim card and we are using a friend computer to communicate with you because we dont have computer here.

We are trying to get hold of you with your line you used to called us this morning but it was not connecting and the address you gave us we asked people around they told us that only cathedral around is ST PETERS NOT ST MICHEAL;

Can you please call us on provided line above and tell your driver to come to UTB STATION

He eventually found the right place, and spent most of today waiting there:

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Hello Mr Malone,

I am writing to inform you that im still waiting at the Cathedral, near the round-about since 1pm but no update from your driver as you told me.

Kindly get in touch with him to update me or you call me on my provided new number 87495xxx.

Your urgent update will be appreciated.

Best Regard.

Franklin

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:35 pm

"stranded" always make me laugh!

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:35 pm

Nice job, Mr L. Bouake is one desert khazi.

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:47 pm

Congrats, Mr. Labowsji! A traveling lad, hash conditions, what more could you ask?

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:35 pm

Wonderful, Mr. Labowski!

An orphanage lad stredded - it does not get much sweeter than that!

I think 2016 is going to be known as the Year of the Safari. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Fantastic outcome. I ve been watching this since the beginning and I'm envious at your success in this. Brilliant.

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:33 pm

Great work getting this lad on the move. I hope you can keep him stredded for a couple more days.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 17 Aug 2014 Posts: 93

Looking forward to the next phase.....maybe RT can go pick him up at the Cathedral.

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:01 am

Does this mean another Safari hat for you XD?

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:40 am

I just knew you had it in you! Stredded in hash conditions is all I've ever wanted. And now it's here, with you to thank! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:30 am

Well done! Looking forward to hearing about his unforeseen events that are awaiting him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Our lad gets some bad news:

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Hello Mr. Obi,

The GPS delivery driver attempted to locate you at the Cathedral at 2pm today, but he said that he could not find you.

Your parcel is NOT in Bouake. It is at our main office in Korhogo, a city approximately 120 kilometers north of Bouake. You will need to get a bus and come to Korhogo tomorrow to get your package.

Please Note: We do not have a main office in Bouake. We only deliver packages to Bouake on Thursdays and Mondays. We will not have any delivery drivers in Bouake tomorrow or over the weekend. That is why I told you last week that it was very important that you email me your date of arrival, so that I could arrange to have your package waiting for you in Bouake, but you did not do that(always the lads fault) so your package is not in Bouake. It is in Korhogo at our main office.

The easiest and simplest way for you to get your package is to get a bus ticket to Korhogo. Since you are at the bus station this should be easy to do. Get a ticket for an early bus to Korhogo in the morning. Your package will be here waiting for you.

Our Korhogo office is located less that 1/2 kilometer from the main bus stop. You will have no trouble finding our office. It is a very large building and everyone in town knows where it is. The address is; <snip>

I will call you tomorrow morning to check on your status

I called Brother Eric this morning. He had received my email and was at the bus station. He understood his error and apologized to Moses. He is one of the most agreeable lads I have ever dealt with.

A 6-hour bus ride later, and our lad is now in Korhogo, Cote d' Ivoire. Very Happy

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We are at UTRAKO BUS STATION adjacent small Total filling station and
there is a big mosque around there

Again, I called him. The calls aren't very entertaining yet so I won't bother posting them.

Moses follows up with an email:

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Thank you Mr. Obi,

I will have one of my trusted drivers come and pick you as soon as possible.

Could you please email me a photograph of yourself and your friends that you traveled with? I will then show it to the driver and it will be easier for him to locate you.

The sun has now set in Korhogo. The lad and his friend are waiting nervously at the bus station waiting for a GPS driver.

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Plz we tried to attached our pictures through our phone but can't
attached our pics. Frank is wearing red top and my partner wearing
red cap with blue jeans top, we are standing in front of TOTAL FILLING
STATION AT UTRAKO BUS STATION. plz have your driver come over there
with your company bus, once we see your company bus we will stop him
and also give him our phone number to call once he alite at the
station. Try help us on this because we don't know anybody here and
is very dangerous if we couldn't meet you. Regards Franklin

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Hello Mr Malone, please were you able
to send your driver to pick us AT TOTAL FILLING STATION near UTRAKO
BUS STATION as we are seriously worried here because we don't know any
place here.
Kindly update us ASAP.

Thanks

Hmm.. I wonder where the driver is?

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:16 pm

Nice work! I've sent (or helped send) quite a few Lads to Bouake over the years, but never all the way up North to Korhogo.

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:01 pm

Great safari Mr. Labowski.

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:20 pm

Great job dude!! Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:35 pm

Dude! This is awesome!

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:38 pm

Good job

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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:58 pm

Conditions in Korhogo appear to be somewhat disquieting to the customers.

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:09 pm

Great work Mr. L. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:10 pm

This is fantastic work Mr. Labowski!

One of my favorite parts of baits is when they start mentioning the mosques and the Muslim population. I genuinely believe they get freaked out. I remember my lad Moses had kept complaining about "observant Islamist control" over the northern region of Nigeria he safaried too. I would crack up every time.

This really is great work and he still seems totally hooked and persistent. Maybe keep sending him north into Mali, or west into Guinea?

Keep up the excellent work!

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