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Huntsman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 1020
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:50 pm |
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Awesome Job Mr. L |
_________________ My First one.
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My First one.
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"I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one." Drilldo-Captin James Hall
"You are talking like a drunker. This is not what I contacted you for". David Kim Lee |
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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:23 pm |
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Love it! |
_________________ - a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
- quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
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I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:45 pm |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:15 pm |
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Moses called laddy with a Cote d Ivoire number. He didn't pick up, but he did see that I called:
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Hello Mr Malone,
How are you doing over there?
Sorry for late response,i went to some village that why i wasn't able to
reply earlier and i saw your missed call but where i am now i don't have
much calling card to call you back but i will call you once i recharged.
Besides regarding our coming over there to claim our parcel please give us
after this three days holidays,once after holidays you will see us there in
Boauke.
Once again thanks for your prompt update and concern.
Best regard and happy new year in advance.
Mr Franklin |
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Hello Mr Malone,
I was trying your line you used to called me but is not connecting but we
will be in Bouake by 4th or 5th hopefully.
Thanks
Franklin |
Meanwhile, the lad begs Dan for some traveling money:
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Greetings Brother Dan,
Please you can help us with anything you have so that when we reach there we will use the money you put in the parcel to bring it back.
We will prefer to travel there to take the parcel ourselves since they don't have office there and Mr M0ses Mal0ne, Regional Manager told us that is safe there that since you did it insured that we need to come and sign before they release it that is risk for them to use another courier to send it if we are not there because they can assure the safety.they apologized for the mistake.
Please lets take this one as advise to us,my happiness is that is safe over there in Boauke
Thanks and God bless.
Best Regards.
Brother Eric. |
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Greeting brother Dan,
Kindly check massage below and receive latest mail from Bouake manager that our gift is well safe and secured in there hand that they will like to know when we will come for the parcel.
We prefer going there to claim the parcel since they couldn't fulfill there first promised .
Please help us with whatever you have so that we find extra source to complete the money and travel tomorrow or next unfailingly because we contacted the already that we are coming to Boauke to claim the things.
Best Regards and happy new year in advance. |
Dan was unable to get into town today, but he write back to the lad and reminds him of the $2000 in the package.
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I am glad to hear the package is safe. I was unable to make it into town to ask the GPS people what happened with the package. And today is New Years day so I don't think that their office will be open.
Brother Eric, remember that there is $2000 in the package I sent. Please if you need it, it is alright to use some of that money for your travel expenses. Surely a bus ticket to Bouake will not cost very much money. You can reimburse yourself with that money my friend.
Warmest Regards and I truly hope we can get the toys to the children very soon by the grace of GOD. |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Posted:
Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:28 am |
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Hi, I'm a newbie. Love this bait. Can't wait to see what happens. Happy nre year to you all. |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:26 pm |
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I was actually worried this lad had twigged and possibly found this thread on Eater. There was no good explanation for 6 days of silence. Dan and Betty have been concerned.
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Please update me as soon as possible. Betty is getting worried sick about this whole situation.
Regards, Dan |
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Brother Eric,
What is going on? Please respond!
Regards, Dan |
No response. Silence for days. Then this little gem drops into Dan's inbox:
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Hello Brother Dan,
Thanks for your mail and i am very sorry for my late response.
It was because long journey that took us three days to arrive in Bouake thats why i was not able to respond your email.
We just arrive in Buoake this night and we will locate GPS office by tomorrow to collect our parcel and i will update you once we receive it asap.
Kindly tell sister Betty to be patient that all will be fine just that it took us three days to travel to Bouake thats why i was responding your mails.
Bear with me.
Is a friend we met in Bouake i used his contact the company before went through your mails.
Stay blessed
Brother Eric |
And to Moses at GPS3 he wrote:
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Hello Mr Malone;
How are you doing today
We are at UTB BUS STATION AIRE FRANCE RUE 7 Bouake now but people we are
asking to locate your office since yesterday they gave us wrong addreses
and we are currently at UTB BUS STATION IN BOUAKE NOW/
Please call us on this number 00225 7854xxxxx NAME MAEVA so that we can
locate your office because we are stranded now
Call provided line above once you receive this mail and provide your direct
line so we can use to get you easy because line you used to called me in
Ghana I have been trying to get hold of you on phone since yesterday but
it was not connecting +225442xxxxx
Your urgent response will be appreciated
Mr Franklin xxx |
I called or lad and he spent last night at the bus station. I told him to wait at the steps of a prominent Cathedral in town.
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Hello Mr Malone,
Sorry for the late response we just came back from Orange communication office now to register new sim card and we are using a friend computer to communicate with you because we dont have computer here.
We are trying to get hold of you with your line you used to called us this morning but it was not connecting and the address you gave us we asked people around they told us that only cathedral around is ST PETERS NOT ST MICHEAL;
Can you please call us on provided line above and tell your driver to come to UTB STATION |
He eventually found the right place, and spent most of today waiting there:
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Hello Mr Malone,
I am writing to inform you that im still waiting at the Cathedral, near the round-about since 1pm but no update from your driver as you told me.
Kindly get in touch with him to update me or you call me on my provided new number 87495xxx.
Your urgent update will be appreciated.
Best Regard.
Franklin |
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_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:35 pm |
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"stranded" always make me laugh! |
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"I am truly not a happy fellow at the moment." - Mr.George |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:35 pm |
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Nice job, Mr L. Bouake is one desert khazi. |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:47 pm |
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Congrats, Mr. Labowsji! A traveling lad, hash conditions, what more could you ask? |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:35 pm |
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Wonderful, Mr. Labowski!
An orphanage lad stredded - it does not get much sweeter than that!
I think 2016 is going to be known as the Year of the Safari. |
_________________ x3 - SINCE YOU POSTED THIS BULLSHIT (To Scamwarners!) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY?
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:20 pm |
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Fantastic outcome. I ve been watching this since the beginning and I'm envious at your success in this. Brilliant. |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:33 pm |
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Great work getting this lad on the move. I hope you can keep him stredded for a couple more days. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 93
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Posted:
Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:53 pm |
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Looking forward to the next phase.....maybe RT can go pick him up at the Cathedral. |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Posted:
Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:01 am |
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Does this mean another Safari hat for you XD? |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:40 am |
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I just knew you had it in you! Stredded in hash conditions is all I've ever wanted. And now it's here, with you to thank! |
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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Frost
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1130
Location: Near a three headed monkey!
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:30 am |
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Well done! Looking forward to hearing about his unforeseen events that are awaiting him. |
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Kenny Patrick: "YOU ARE INDEED A PSYCHO-PANT !!!" |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:54 pm |
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Our lad gets some bad news:
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Hello Mr. Obi,
The GPS delivery driver attempted to locate you at the Cathedral at 2pm today, but he said that he could not find you.
Your parcel is NOT in Bouake. It is at our main office in Korhogo, a city approximately 120 kilometers north of Bouake. You will need to get a bus and come to Korhogo tomorrow to get your package.
Please Note: We do not have a main office in Bouake. We only deliver packages to Bouake on Thursdays and Mondays. We will not have any delivery drivers in Bouake tomorrow or over the weekend. That is why I told you last week that it was very important that you email me your date of arrival, so that I could arrange to have your package waiting for you in Bouake, but you did not do that(always the lads fault) so your package is not in Bouake. It is in Korhogo at our main office.
The easiest and simplest way for you to get your package is to get a bus ticket to Korhogo. Since you are at the bus station this should be easy to do. Get a ticket for an early bus to Korhogo in the morning. Your package will be here waiting for you.
Our Korhogo office is located less that 1/2 kilometer from the main bus stop. You will have no trouble finding our office. It is a very large building and everyone in town knows where it is. The address is; <snip>
I will call you tomorrow morning to check on your status |
I called Brother Eric this morning. He had received my email and was at the bus station. He understood his error and apologized to Moses. He is one of the most agreeable lads I have ever dealt with.
A 6-hour bus ride later, and our lad is now in Korhogo, Cote d' Ivoire.
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We are at UTRAKO BUS STATION adjacent small Total filling station and
there is a big mosque around there |
Again, I called him. The calls aren't very entertaining yet so I won't bother posting them.
Moses follows up with an email:
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Thank you Mr. Obi,
I will have one of my trusted drivers come and pick you as soon as possible.
Could you please email me a photograph of yourself and your friends that you traveled with? I will then show it to the driver and it will be easier for him to locate you. |
The sun has now set in Korhogo. The lad and his friend are waiting nervously at the bus station waiting for a GPS driver.
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Plz we tried to attached our pictures through our phone but can't
attached our pics. Frank is wearing red top and my partner wearing
red cap with blue jeans top, we are standing in front of TOTAL FILLING
STATION AT UTRAKO BUS STATION. plz have your driver come over there
with your company bus, once we see your company bus we will stop him
and also give him our phone number to call once he alite at the
station. Try help us on this because we don't know anybody here and
is very dangerous if we couldn't meet you. Regards Franklin |
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Hello Mr Malone, please were you able
to send your driver to pick us AT TOTAL FILLING STATION near UTRAKO
BUS STATION as we are seriously worried here because we don't know any
place here.
Kindly update us ASAP.
Thanks |
Hmm.. I wonder where the driver is? |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:16 pm |
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Nice work! I've sent (or helped send) quite a few Lads to Bouake over the years, but never all the way up North to Korhogo. |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Posted:
Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:01 pm |
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Great safari Mr. Labowski. |
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mr Frank Bode
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID ANIMAL THAT EVER EXIST ON EARTH. FB
ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Posted:
Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:20 pm |
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Great job dude!! |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:35 pm |
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FrankGarret
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2015
Posts: 100
Location: Duncan Construction
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:38 pm |
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Good job . |
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:58 pm |
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Conditions in Korhogo appear to be somewhat disquieting to the customers. |
_________________ <a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche." |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:09 pm |
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Great work Mr. L. |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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MANKIND
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Joined: 12 Feb 2014
Posts: 213
Location: The Story of All of Us
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Posted:
Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:10 pm |
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This is fantastic work Mr. Labowski!
One of my favorite parts of baits is when they start mentioning the mosques and the Muslim population. I genuinely believe they get freaked out. I remember my lad Moses had kept complaining about "observant Islamist control" over the northern region of Nigeria he safaried too. I would crack up every time.
This really is great work and he still seems totally hooked and persistent. Maybe keep sending him north into Mali, or west into Guinea?
Keep up the excellent work! |
_________________ Moses: Lagos - Lokoja
Lagos - SH Abuja
Lagos - Accra, Ghana:
"I hope you did not reveal our deal to the Hotel manager???
driver who supposed to pick ask feeshey question"
"when i tell my tale of traveling on pointless journeys and waste so much
so much money and time i think to myself i am explorer of Africa! but these are difficult
and painful journeys you must understand."
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