Christmas at the Orphanage - 6 Weeks on SAFARI

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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:32 pm

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...cutting off his return route home

Forked!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:19 pm

It would be so awesome Mattaz if you could get your guy to join these lads. We could give them so much hope if we told them that Michael was coming to the rescue!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:33 pm

That's a long way from home and not likely going to happen for the moment I guess. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:36 am

Not only are they streded with Franklin sick, but they also have Kofi's gang trying to track them down. I wonder how they are doing right now XD

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

He's got to be losing patience with Dan. I love when I get emails from him at 3am. I don't think he's getting enough sleep.

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Hello Brother Dan,.

Thanks for your mail and update.

The email you said I sent to you is not me and I explained to you
earlier that this criminals using my name as Eric and if you check
there mails they always call you MR DAN instead of BROTHER DAN I used
to call you from Ghana, they always use capital letters in any of
there email and there subject is ERIC OPHANAGE and I warned you not to
respond any mail that is not from my email [email protected] but
you did not listen to me.

I want you to send the money to my name through Money gram international

Receivers Name (OGBUAWOLO ERIC FERDINAND)

ADDRESS (Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire)

Send a copy of the payment receipt to Dr Usman and send it to my
reply email here as well so that he will believe that you send the
money.

Regards to sister Betty.

Brother Eric you knew.

And to Moses:

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Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your mail and your update.

Please I suggest you to do anything possible to get the van and
deliver the package to us , we will appreciate it and we still in
Korhogo waiting for your arrival.

The boys wrote an email that they have a copy of my shipping receipt
that I should give them address of your company and I did not respond
to their email because I don't know them.

Please Don't deliver my package to anyone apart from my identity I
sent to you already because they might fudge an identity to thief the
package from us.

The reason why I informed you earlier is to be aware of what is going
on earlier to avoid wrong delivery.

We are waiting for your arrival in Korhogo and call our line once you
arrive

Note: we are the only people that have your personal email from Bouake
to here. We assured you that we are the rightful owner of this package
which have already confirmed by Mr Dan and sister Betty to deliver
this package to orphanage home in Ghana since December last year. Laughing

We await to hear from you soonest

Regards

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

nice... they are really in a bad mood.

so, are they really aware that there is a gps-tracker inside the package? aswell as each ipad is equipped with gps.

if the other lads get the package, they would be still capable of tracking it. but I doubt that they would move anywhere else than home, if they could.

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:59 pm

A way to get round the FULL CAPS / Sentence Case could be that one of you Dan/Betty is partially sighted and you sit together and listen to a screen reader never actually physically reading emails.

Beware wrote about leeting

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We do have members here that use screen readers

BTW to use an over used Americanism I think this safari is “Awesome” Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:29 pm

STILL they wait for that elusive package............

A clear case of Stockholm Syndrome Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Day 27

Moses sends an update:

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Good morning Mr Obi,

I think I understand. I am getting a bus to Bamako right now and hope to arrive this afternoon so that I can get a new van. I will keep you updated.

It's so close now...

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Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your mail and your understanding to our previous mail, we
do appreciate it.

As we stated in our previous email, call our phone number you knew
once you arrive in Cote d'Ivoire and update us here when you want to
leave Bamako.

We pray for almighty God to guide you on your trip.

Regards

And a friendly note from Kofi:

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Broda,

I try to greet u as fellow guyman but u refuse? Uzumbo do all work to find package and get no help from u I take as sign of great disrespect my guy??? Kindly check attached newspaper scan about my work in Cameroon u may see who u dealing wit now broda u made bad choice to ignore me an now u will pay.. i have guys in Korhoga asking wher to find u we know u stilll have no package yet but we know GPS E and Mr Dan Hamilton ok my guys watching in Bouake an Abidjan looking for u Mr Eric and ur friend Franklin Obi from Ghana on return bus.

After u to killed I let Uzumbo do things to ur body he like to do that he will be happy.

No luv

Kofi

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:01 am

Huh, I was more hopeful that Uzumb0 might be in it for himself and would spare the guys' lives...sort of like playing good cop/bad cop with Uzumb0/Kofi...but no matter. So another weekend will go by....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

If he responded to either of them I might have done something like that. But since he ignores both Kofi and Uzumbo, I have decided to simply put the fear in them in hopes that they both get ulcers while they wait for Moses to arrive.

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:38 am

Have the Kofi gang arrived in Korhogo yet?

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:14 pm

I think the threat of the gang arriving is more meaningful than the actual arrival.

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:50 pm

^ Hell, it's not like Eric and Frank are that important - Kofi's gang has fingers in every pie* in the area and they're taking care of business on the way to clean up a minor matter in Korhogo. Let Eric and Frank cower in abject terror...

*They cut off the hands of their rivals, you see.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Dan updates Dr. Usman:

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Hello Dr Usman,

My wife Betty and I drove all through our town today to try and find one of those Money Garm offices but we could not find a single one in our town. I think all we have is a Western Onion. Do you think it is safe to send the $800 with them? Last time we did Brother Eric said that they stole it and he never got it which created terrible hardship for him and Brother Franklin. Please let me know what you think? And also I beg you please give Brother Franklin the medicine that he needs he is a good man who cares for orphans!

Regards, Dan

Dr. Usman tells him it's safe:

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Mr Dan Hamilton,

Thanks for your response , I understood you correctly.

You should go to western Union and send the money to Mr Eric provided
information and send the payment slip to my email so that I will make
sure no one steal it again to enable me print it for Mr Eric to cash
the money immediately today before bank close.

Use Eric receivers information below as i provided earlier

Receivers Name : ERIC

Address :KORHOGO COTE D'IVOIRE.

Test Question :(DR USMAN)

Answer :(HOSPITAL)

I await your urgent response.

Regards.

Dr Usman

Dan assures him the money will be sent tomorrow morning (Sunday).

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Thank you Dr. Usman, I will do that first thing tomorrow. Have you gotten an update from Brother Eric and the people at GPS? I will be sending money tomorrow. Please help Brother Franklin.

Regards, Dan

Dan checks in with Brother Eric:

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Brother Eric,

I just wrote Dr. Usman to let him know that I would be sending the $800 tomorrow.

Have you heard from GPS? What is going on with the package? I have not heard anyone and I don't know what is going on! Betty is getting really worried!

Regards, Dan

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I cant even... These lads are having a bad, bad time.
Where are they sleeping and feeding?

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:47 am

The hospital and church there is probably providing them food and a place to sleep. Or they are sleeping on the road.

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:32 am

Mr L

NEED MY FIX. GETTING WEAKER. COLD TURKEY NOT GOOD. GOT THE SHAKES AND THE TWO BOB BITS. NEED SAFARI INJECTION NOW.

AM STREDDED HERE IN VERY HASH CONDITIONS. PLEASE HELP!

A N ADDICT

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:22 pm

Yeah I'm experiencing some withdrawal too. My mother wants to know when Uzumb0 is going to get there lol...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Sorry guys. Real life is the worst!

Moses arrives in Bamako on Sunday:

Quote:

Alright I will do that.

I am in Bamako now. Unfortunately the office is closed as it is Sunday, and I do not have a key to the office. I will need to wait until tomorrow when the office is open so I can speak with the staff and arrange for a new van to take back to Korhogo.

Eric:

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Hello Mr Malone,

Ok, Thanks for your mail and update.

Please try your possible best for us to leave this week (definitely!) so that Mr
Franklin will go and arrange for his father burial and all our family
are so much worried on this our trip even sister Betty wrote yesterday
as well.

We await to hear from you tomorrow.

Best regards

He writes to Dan:

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Hello Brother Dan,

Thanks for your mail and update.

Please try your possible best to send the money through Western union
to my provided full name and send copy of the payment receipt to Dr
Usman as you promised

OGBUAWOLO ERIC FERDINAND,

We don't have any money with us here to be sustaining ourselves and Dr
Usman is not supporting us with food money again do to over delay for
Brother Franklin hospital charges and please don't disappoint us this
time.

I will be glad if you can add little money on the $800(greedy, greedy lad) you want to
send so that we will be using it to sustain ourselves before GPS bring our package, I will appreciate it a lot

GPS REGIONAL MANAGER Mr Moses promised us that he will bring
the package this coming week and also help us to deliver it to Ghana
safely, please tell sister Betty that we must get the package before
we leave Cote d'Ivoire.

I promise that and we don't need help from any other person apart from
GPS manager.

Have a pleasant weekend and extend my regards to sister Betty.

Brother Eric you knew.

It is now Monday, and Betty and Dan try to make a payment at the Onion...

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Hello Brother Eric,

We had a problem today at the Western Onion. We tried to send the $800 yesterday, but the office was closed again because it was Sunday. So Betty and I went there first thing in the morning today.

But Brother Eric, everything went horribly wrong! Betty started yelling at them because they let the first $800 payment get stolen by fraudstars! We told them how we were trying to send a payment to Ghana and how we met you over the email and how we were trying to donate to your orphanage. Well do you know what they said? The clark at the Western Onion had the nerve to say that YOU were a fraudstar!! He said that Africa was full of fraudstars and he had the nerve to say that you and Brother Franklin were trying to steel our money!!

Well this got us really upset and Betty started yelling at him and how dare he say that about you and Brother Franklin! Well Betty wasn't going to take it anymore so she took her cane and started hitting that mean Western Onion clark! She whacked him a couple times real good over the head and told him how DARE he say that about you!! We were both really mad!

Well the manager came out and told us we needed to leave! He wouldn't let us do business there anymore even though we told him how important it was to send you the $800!! They through us out and told us we were lucky they didn't call the police on account of how Betty whacked that mean clark over the head with her cane!

What should be do Brother Eric?? How can we send you the money? Perhaps we can send you an envelope and we will put $800 cash in it and mail it using GPS? Very Happy

What do you think we should do?

Regards, Dan

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:43 pm

^ Always such a shame when you get banned from WU for fighting the clerks. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Betty and Roger would get along very well. They don't take any guff from those lousy clarks! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:23 pm

I am sure that Betty's shenanigans will get the two of them banned from Moneygram and the other transfer companies...of course, Dan and Betty won't know that until the lads give them the names of those companies, and they go and try and send the money and are denied...

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:57 pm

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she took her cane and started hitting that mean Western Onion clark!She whacked him a couple times real good over the head

ROFL...that sentence made my day jump_4_joy

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 3:44 pm

A respectable elderly couple driven to violence. Will it never end? Shocked

Let's hope that incompetent parcel company pulls their finger out and FINALLY delivers that pesky parcel. Surely the Lads luck must change soon Evil or Very Mad

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