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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One thing to remember 'It's all about Him':

Quote:
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: am curious about that nice man you met under the bridge
Daddy: Ok
But I need to be in my house instead of squatting and suffering like this
Darla: ok
THEN I WANDERED OFF
Daddy: U didn't answer my question about the Boss again
Are u there?
HOURS LATER
Darla: am here
Is that nice man you met under the bridge one time making you bend over backwards?
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: U mean like gay stuff?
I don't do gay stuff and he is not a gay, he is a Christian and don't do that
Darla: ok
LATERER
Hiya
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: How are you now Hunny?
Daddy: Tired and confused here
Short of words
Darla: Why?
Daddy: For what am going through here
This is not life for me
Darla: But you are living with that nice man you met under the bridge one time and seemed so very happy I thought ok?
Daddy: But am suppose to be home and live as a man on my own
Am suppose to be free from running and be free from owing everywhere
Darla: That nice Mr. Jizzler always said that hardship built character
Daddy: But this hard ship is getting me down here
Can u please press hard to help me out?
Darla: Am trying to figure this out Hunny
Daddy: OK please so
I will so much appreciate
Darla: ok
Daddy: Thanks
Have you Eating?
MUSH LATERS
Darla: Jean-Luc Picard is taking me out for dinner
Daddy: Ok
Have fun and eat well OK?
Darla: Have you eaten?
What time is it there?
Daddy: No I haven't eating
The nice guy is not back yet
11:01pm
Darla: where is the nice man ?
Daddy: He went to work and sometimes he doesn't come back till next day
Its late already and am sure he will not come this night again
And this means am not going to eat this night
And all of this are the reason why I get so much confused and sad here
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Am just praying and hoping u guys will come and solve my problems for me here
Its just money to go settle all my debt and go back home, so I can be working to feed for my self
Darla: Has your Wife bean helping you my sweats?
Daddy: No she is not doing anything but causing me more pains and trouble
And now she said some one has asked her to marry her, am sure she wants to quit me, now that I need help
And now that I need more courage
Darla:Wwhat???
Daddy: That's OK because I have asked her if truly she wants to quit for another man as she has said, but she didn't reply and she went off
Darla: I’ll never understand you especially after you went behind my backside with HER
Daddy: Me I do not understand anything anymore OK?
Because what am seeing since last two years December since I started working to be signed in Hitlanta is just too much for me alone
The conditions and the test
The troubles and heart broke and also now the suffering
Is too much for me
Everyone has abandon me because they are not seeing any good thing coning out from what I have been pursuing, but I keep on believing that the Boss will make me proud and so I can prove them wrong
But am getting suffering the more because time is going and the year is getting old again
I thought by January when u guys comes, I will be settled with the money the Boss has promise me and from that I can pay all me bills and then start my career project proper and also let's everyone here start celebrating me and tell me well done
But up till now am still suffering
Darla: You never cared aboot my heart broke!!!!
Daddy: I do
And u know how I tried to make sure I calm u when it's happened
Darla: Mr.Man you only told me cause I was gonna ask that Bitchy Anita to be my maiden of honorable at our weeding
Daddy: I was going to talk u long before then but u never gave me the chance to do so
U are always fighting with me and that was the reason I changed my mind of dating Anita
And now Anita is Doing the worst fitting and quarreling, conditioning me because she knows I need the job so much and also she knows am helpless now
Darla: I don’t believe your story and don’t think am as silly as that to belieb
Daddy: Please let's not start
Remember am going through allot here
Am not eating and I need courage not more pains please
Sometimes I feel like killing my self so that all my suffering will end only if I can go to heaven
All the troubles are too much for me
CRYING EMOTICON
Darla: So anything that happens to me isn't important right?
Daddy: No I didn't say that OK?
Its important
Am only saying we shouldn't drag this matted to long because we have long settled it
And u know am not fine now
Please try and understand
Darla: we have never settled it. Am still upsettled and sadist cause of it
Daddy: OK sorry about that OK?
Please
I have begged u long ago that am going to make it up to u when time comes
U can see I have suffered allot for a year plus now
U said I will get what I deserve that will make me happy
Do u think suffering is what I deserve?
I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD TO TYPE A RESPONSE




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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, I miss the Jizzler! Ralphie worshipped him like a god. No idea where you guys are taking this "new bosses" angle, but it would be hilarious if the new bosses were gay and Ralphie would be forced to deal with them knowing they were gay. Kind of like how Shorty had to deal with Preston. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oscarpiles wrote:
'It's all about Him'


Ain't that the truth?

Anita: Plz chart quick cuz they will be here soon and what r u talking about and did u take more loans as u said?
Ralphie: I didn't take any more loan
What's the up date about your dad now?
Anita: I don't know as he had 2 get a new computer I guess.
Ralphie: OK
Anita: And just what is this thing u invited me 2? I don't like it and don't understand why u wuld do this 2 me? R u trying 2 embarrass me?
Or trying 2 sent me 2 the HOT Place?
Ralphie: What was that?
Anita: The men sending all the pics of their wangdanglers as u directed.
THAT IS NASTY AND RUDE!
R U TRYING 2 SHAME ME 2 DEATH?
Ralphie: Which men are u talking about?
What is the matter with u again?
First u accused me of going to an oracle to make your dad sick, now this one again?
Anita: WHAT IS THIS BADOO APP U INVITED ME 2?
Image
Ralphie: What???
Did that happen?
Am not sure I did that, maybe someone did with my phone and its can be a mistake
Anita: YES. WHY WULD U DO THAT AND WHAT IS THAT PLACE AND ALL THESE GUYS R SENDING ME PICS OF THERE WANGDANGLERS AND WHY R U ON THERE???? SO U CAN SEND PICS OF UR WANGDANGLERS 2 GIRLS?
AND WHY R U SHARING UR PHONE?
ESPECIALLY IF ITS A SMALL PHONE AND HAS PROBLEMS WITH NETWORK AND STUFF?
I DON'T LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT WHAT HUSBANDS DO. U DID THIS WITH DARLA, REMEMBER?
Ralphie: I just told u it could be mistake and u are saying all that?
Look am getting tired of all this troubles and accuse OK?
Just get it in mind, if u don't learn to always make peace with me u will surely gain nothing but making me losing my interest for u OK?
It appears u already lost interest in me.
Anita: And now I know why u never want 2 chart me.
Ralphie: Am sure u are the one who has lost interest
Anita: Oh? Did I join a dating site or have strange men sent their wangdanglers 2 u?
Ralphie: Thats why u keep on accusing me and looking for trouble
Whats wrong with u?
I said it was a mistake and I have account with that site long ago before I know u and why would u keep accusing me?
Stop this now
Image
If u know u don't have a better thing to say, go offline OK? Go off as u have been doing it OK?
Anita: THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG.
Ralphie: I have been on that site long ago and what's wrong with that?
Anita: AND U INVITE ME 2 IT?
NO
GUD BYE
Ralphie: And why did u think they share stupid pics
Anita: AND WHEN DADDY HAS HIS COMPUTER, I WILL SEND HIM THIS AND ALL THE WANGDANGLER PICS U CAUSED 2 GET SENT.
Ralphie: I said that was a mistake invitation
And if u say so, then go off and let me be
U can do if u like OK?
I know I can never get any help from u
So u can keep on spoiling all we have built OK?
Am so tired of all these now
And I have said its a mistake and yet u keep using it to cause more trouble like someone who has been looking for an accuses of trouble
And when u saw the request why didn't u confirm from me before u accepted it?
Anita: IT CAME FROM U. WHAT WAS THERE 2 CONFIRM?
IF I SENT U SUMTHING DO U CONFIMR IT IS FROM ME? NO?
Ralphie: Why won't I confirm it?
And what is there that u start accusing me of the past pics I sent to Darla long
Anita: That isn't even English.
Ralphie: And what language is that?
Anita: Who knows but it makes no sense. Like if I wrote eggs over my ham ran on sentence yestermorrow.
Ralphie: All u do is cause trouble for me added to the trouble I already have
Anita: K. Have fun with all ur new girlfiends. Maybe u can lie 2 them sum 2.
Ralphie: I am going to be very angry with u all this words u are saying to me
Anita: I AM VERY ANGRY WIT U 4 ALL UR ANGRY HATFUL WORDS AND BEING ON A DATING PLACE AND HAVING MEN SEND PICS OF THEIR WANGDANGLERS 2 ME.
Ralphie: I don't have any thing to say to u any more
U are very annoying now
Very very annoying
I asked for help to solve my problems but all am getting is more problems and no hope
I use to thinking things will never work out for us, because u were acting like a fool and trouble some person, then after u came back from the hospital , u became a good girl and that makes me start loving u the more and want to have u all of my life
But not u have changed again
And when u change u make me change also
Since all u do is cause me More trouble and think we are playing games here and u kept on challenging me , then get it in mind that u are destroying this relationship with your own hand
Anita: U mean like joining dating sites 2 find men and having many many women send u pics of their weewees?

At this time, oscarpiles wanted to know if I had any todger pics handy. I’m not sure what he wanted them for, but it turns out I did…

<<Todger Pic>>
Ralphie: What?
<<Todger Pic>>
Who sent those to u?
<<Todger Pic>>
OMG
<<Todger Pic>>
<<Todger Pic>>
<<Todger Pic>>
Stop stop and stop
I hate this
Look it's was a mistake the request came in with my facebook ok
<<Todger Pic>>
<<Todger Pic>>
<<Todger Pic>>
Please delete your account from there, all these are white guys and here they don't do all that in badoo
Honey delete them and am sorry OK?
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
I thought u were not telling me truth but trying to cause more trouble
Please it's ok
Stop stop and stop OK?
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
Please
Delete your account from it now
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
The pics I sent to Darla was a mistake and I have never done that with anyone which I have explain to u that she forced me to do it
Please my love STop OK?
I love u so much and I don't want to lose u
Am a Christian and these tings are not my type of being believe me OK?
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
Honey please stop
<<Lad Todger Pic>>
Please stop
Baby am so sorry for that OK?
Anita: NOT GUD ENUFF.
Ralphie: Believe me they don't do all of this here in my country
Am sorry
When I know I have done wrong, all I need to say sorry and all u need to do is accept and forgive, just as I have forgiving u when creepy Kenny said u are his wife.
So please let it go and delete your self from that badoo
Anita: NOPE. U HAVE STAYED ON WHILE INTENTING ME SO I AM STAYING ON.
Ralphie: Please end it now
I don't need more trouble OK?
Am not OK here
Am not fine at all
All these are temptations to make us quarrel
Let's overcome it
Anita: No thx. U stayed on and quarter with me all the time blaming me 4 everything. There r now HUNDREDS OF MEN ON THERE ASKING ME 2 LUV THEM and being so nice. NOT 1 HAS YELLED AT ME 4 ANYTHING.
Ralphie: So do u want to love another man?
Do u want to separate from me?
Anita: I WANT U 2 BE A MAN AND ACT LIKE 1 AND TREAT ME LIKE A HUSBAND LIKE ALL THOSE MEN ON THAT SITE WHO SHOW THEY LUV ME MORE THAN U.
Ralphie: Honey there is something u must know
I don't act like anyone
I act like my self, I love u and care so much about u
But since u are new in relationship and we both are far from each other, there are things u do that I must correct u for so we can always move forward
Can't u see we are yet far from each other after long relationship?
This is not a good sign OK?
This is because we keep having issues and forget to be focused on our future plans
Its simple
I need a good company that can project my talent and skills to the hole world
And that's why I apply to your company
And as a single guy, I need a wife, and since I have met and loved u, u are pat of my future plans together with my job
Those are what we should always plan together for
If I don't have a good production company working with, there us no way I can get better paid and take good care of you and our future kids
I love u so much and care about u, pleas let the conditions stop and lets work together OK?
Anita: Well that 1 guy with the really big wangdangler wants 2 buy me a car and take me on a vacation. He said I was "a perfect little virgin and shouldn't change a thing." He didn't need 2 correct me.
Ralphie: So what now?
Do u want to accept him and leave me here all alone and break my heart?
Anita: I guess that all depents on UR actions.
Ralphie: Do u really need to condition me on this?
Anita: Cuz that sounds like a better deal 2 me than u crying and yelling and repiting urself over and over and over and blaming me 4 everything.
Ralphie: Remember when u were sick, that nurse was telling me all words to discouraging me from u, but I rebuked her and let her know how much I love u
And I never anyone the chance to stop me from loving u
But why are u trying to do this to me?
Am sorry honey
OK let's start over with new ways of peace
I love u so much and if u leave me now, u are going to hurt me so bad and that will break my heart
U know I don't need that now
I need you and also your courage of strength
I need your love and support so I can go back home
Anita: I guess u shuld have thot of all that b4.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There have been a few developments this morning, and I thought they should be shared.

Yesterday
Ralphie: Sometimes when u say something, its hurt me
Imagine u asking me If I went to the oracle to make daddy sick, that sound u calling me an evil person
Am a child of God and there are things I can do in my life
Am a graduate in my foundation school at my church
Anita: The men on the Badoo who send there wangdanglers bigger than urs r nice 2 me. They don't condition me and they accept me. And 1 man I told abut the church is having a carve made 2 see if it will help. Cuz ur words mean u have quitted me long ago and just say ur words 2 get daddy's money.
I am doing as u asked and getting off and letting u be.
So be happy abut that, k? It is what u desired so u get.
Ralphie: So u want to leave me for them?
And u mean all I want is daddy's money?
Then let's forget about the money OK? Rolling Eyes
If this problem am having here not going to solve, let me just keep remaining like this and keep suffering
But yet, are u quitting me now?
I told u I don't have money for the care yet, i never said am not going to do it
And now that someone is going to make the carve for u, so this means I have loosed u for him right?
First it's was creepy Kenny who has been on my way all along trying to treating me to leave u for him, and now someone I don't know?
Just let me know, are u quitting me? So I can add this heart broke to the problems I already have and be sure it's at a result of my loving u and trying to come and be with u and also trying to achieve my dream with the Hitlanta Production that has caused me to suffer like this
Image
That's my foundation class graduation picture at the church
This is the life I leave together with my career
Am not who u think I am
Am not a bad guy
Am a child of God who love entertainment and love to be whom I want to be
But u keep calling me an evil person that makes me go most times go mad, and now u want to leave me for someone else?
this is not good for me at all
I feel like crying all night
Honey are u gone?

Today 8:58am
Anita: Yea
Ralphie: What do u mean by yes?
And didn't answer any of my question
Are u going to marry someone else now?
Anita: What questions?
Ralphie: Are u going to marry someone else now?
Are u going to marry that guy u told me about?
Anita: What guy I told u about? There r many on Badoo and why wuld I consider marrying a guy I just meted. That's like the silliest idea ever.
Ralphie: So what's your plan!?
Are u quitting me as u have said?
Anita: I have no plan. I am talking 2 the guys there that r nice.
They r just friends who want 2 be nice 2 me and give me things and tell me nice things.
Ralphie: So?
Anita: Buttons
Ralphie: Ok
This means I have loosed u right?
And since someone is going to make the carve for u
Anita: I guess that all depents on UR actions.
Ralphie: What actions?
I really want to know if u are for me or not
If u are putting me on a text and condition that I won't do
Am serious with what am saying
If u have someone else u are dating and using them to compare me that I won't do
Because am not using anyone to compare u
Anita: Do as u wish.
Ralphie: Am not a baby, and shouldn't be treated as one
U do as u wish OK?
U have found someone else long ago before now, am sure that's why u have been acting strange and looking for a way to quit and keep on going me trouble
So u go on with them OK?
As for me I remain who I am
I thought of this all night after u made me cry too much
I will not share tears again because of u
Now that am in serious trouble and in need of help that u to solve my problems that u caused me, this is the time u planning to quit me right?
I have always been patient with u because I know u are for me alone, but since u have someone else and boys that makes u more happy, am sure there is no way I can accept that
I will surely do what I wish since u have started dating deferment men, it was true what that nurse said that u have creepy Kenny as an intended, now u have proved to me that is not only creepy Kenny, but much of them, I see the reason u don't have any respect for me
Anita: K
Ralphie: K
Anita: I think u need 2 proof ur crying cuz I don't think u care abut me 1 bit. I don't think u evr did.
Ralphie: That's bullshit ok
Am tired of proving everything that has got me nothing but suffering, heart broke, and pains
Anita: Then that means u never cried 1 single tear and r just a lair.
AND U PROVED U NEVER LURVED ME WITH THAT PROPANE PHRASE!
Ralphie: Now u have the mind to tell me u are chatting with some other guys
I have been patient and loving u because u are a virgin and also have any other man from me, but now that u have chosen this part to start dating deferent men, this is something I can't take
So u mean u have joy to know I wasn't crying right?
What kind of woman are u who find joy to see the man she says she loved crying, suffering and frustrate like I am
This show u never loved me
U can carry on with them OK?
Now let me tell u my final word and which will stand
No more of your nonsense again
No more of your nonsense again

Anita: I CAN SEE U WEREN'T SORRY LIKE U SAID.
Ralphie: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second, u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth, u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
I said sorry but u never appreciate it, because the badoo request was a mistake while I was trying to update my phone apps, but u chose to use that against me, so no more of your nonsense
Follow my rules of do not message me, since u have allot of boyfriend now, I think they will surely make u happy
I will be re sending my new rules to u anytime u chose not to say word conceding them, its starts from now.
<<<Same Image As Above>>>
This is my graduation day at the church, there are things i don't do, I don't cheat, I don't double date, I don't do evil, I don't go to oracle priest to make people sick, I don't feel happy to see people going through suffering, I don't add pains to anyone when he or she is already in pains, I don't lose focused for my future plans, but all of this u do now, and call me a evil person who went to the oracle priest to make daddy sick and now u have started dating another men.
Your new ways from me starts now.
If u send any message that do not concern the rules I gave u, I will do nothing but respect send the rules to u, I am a man and can never allow any woman to control me as u are doing now
That's bulshit

Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
Anita: Sorry. I was charting on Badoo.
Ralphie: Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
Anita: The guys on Badoo said they won't condition me. U can keep ur silly rules.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when i thought Ralphie couldn't creep me out any more than he has already, he comes up with THAT gem of a pic!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor sick Ralphie was a 'Piles' of fun to taunt today:


Quote:
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing
Darla: am ok
Daddy: Nice
ANOTHER DAY
HE SENT A BADOO REQUEST TO DARLA FOR SOME REASON

Darla: Ooooh this Badoo is amazing! Thanks you sooo much for the invite Hunny!!!
Does your Wife know you are on a dating site??
Daddy: I use to be there long ago before I met u guys
But that request was a mistake, all the apps in my phone was out of date, so I clicked update to all, and the stuff on badoo came in which I just pressed OK, and I never knew it was going to send request to my facebook friends
She saw the request and she sign up on it, and white boys keep sending her naked pics, then she stares been angry with me and she said she has found nice guys there
I told and begged her it was a mistake, but she never listen and she said she is no longer interested in me again, that she has found some good guys there
So this hole thing get me more confused
Darla: Hehehe this man has a gihungous wang dangler my sweats. Want me to send it to you?
He truly is a man called Horst
Daddy: No please don't send it OK?
U know I don't like things like that
Darla: Aww you are no fun! Oooh here’s another one and it looks like he got a tattoo on it. Wow you really need to see this
Imagine if you got Hitlanta tattooed on your wang dangler? Assuming there was room of course
Daddy: Please Change the topic
Darla: you shouldn’t be such a Mr. Grumpy pants
Daddy: No am not ok
I will tell u a little more about my self later o
Darla: Why not now?
Daddy: Am going for treatment
When I return, my friend has seen that my eye was too yellowish, so he said he taking me for a pharmacy check up
Darla: that sounds icky. What is wrong?
Daddy: My eyes are turning me and I am feeling fainting
Lots of weakness and serious feverish

Darla: ok
Do you think you caught this when you were under the bridge one time?
Daddy: Am sure it's among
Darla: Hunny can you snap a picture so that I can see for myself
Daddy: Is dark now
Darla: Is there no light in the pharmacy?
Daddy: But let me look for a phone to snap
U know my phone don't snap
Darla: It means piles to me Hunny
Daddy: Was piles?
Darla: Kinda like bunches
Daddy: What's bunches?
Hold on the pharmacy nurse said she will help me snap with her phone when she is done
And what bunches?
Darla: Heaps?
Daddy: I don't get u
Darla: Oodles?
Daddy: What's wrong with u
Darla:Hurh?
HE SENT PICS
You look all smiley
Or is that the tiford doing that to you?
Daddy: The nurse is making me to smile
She said I should have come early, my Pp is 163
And they said thats not good for me
Please do not joke with it OK?
Am not doing good here
And it's seems no one to help
Darla: Your pee pee grew more bigger?
Daddy: What's pee pee?
Darla:You said Pp so I thought you were talking aboot your little wang dangler
Daddy: I mean to say bp
Darla: HAHAHA I understand now I think
Daddy: Are u kiddy?
I said am sick and u are mockery me?

Darla: you said something ever so funny


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Normally I leave Ralph to his Special World on weekends but for some reason he is more funner these days:



Quote:
Darla: Are you more better today Hunny?
Daddy: Am getting better
Darla: What did the nurse say was wrong with you?
Daddy: They said stress, not eating good food, and the mosquitoes bite at under the bridge
Darla: Going down on someone under a bridge could be fatal?
Daddy: What do u mean?
Darla: It made your Pee Pee really huge didn’t it?
Daddy: Stop this jokes please
I thought u care about me
Darla: Awww I was just trying to cheer you up my sweats
Daddy: OK
Thank about that
So how are u doing?
Darla: Am good. Jacques is teaching me a traditional French song
The words are ever so pretty
“Just drive away Rene you won’t see me underneath your car!”
Daddy: Yea baby
It's nice knowing u are doing good
What ?
Under a car ?
Darla: Maybe I translated it a bit wrongly ok?
Daddy: OK
So translate well
Darla: Am getting more better at it
Hunny guess what?
Daddy: What my sweet?
Darla: Chicken Butt. Hahahaa
My phone is ringing but am in my bath. Probly not important
Daddy: What's that?
Darla: My phone?
Daddy: Who is calling u?
Can I see u on video call now?
Darla: Am necked in my bath. Oooh la la as they say here
Daddy: Don't worry u not going to show u my nakedness
Just show me your face
And let me who u my friend
Darla: All the mens say that and then want to see my booblies
Daddy: Why would I want that?
And what's wrong if I do?
I thought u clams u like me
Darla: Yummy you want sexy times with me???
My phone is ringing again Hunny
Daddy: Do u want that?
Darla: Hehe. I best go check my phone. Back in a bit
Daddy: Ok
THEN HE STARTED CALLING
AFTER A BIT

Darla: It looks like that nice Mr. Jizzler was calling me but he didn't leave a message
Daddy: Did he call u?
And what did he say?
Darla: I was in my bath when he called
Daddy: Oh and u didn't picked it?
Or maybe call back
U said he hasn't called u for long
Darla: I didn’t have my phone with me in the bath
Daddy: Ok
So have u called him back now ?
Darla: No one is sposed to call him
Daddy: Oh I remember u said something like that long ago
I am so worried why he hasn't chart with me since
And I am seriously losing faith , I am thinking nothing is going to work out
Darla: Hmmm. And he hasn’t emailed you?
Daddy: I haven't been able to check because my phone apps is demanding updating
That was why that badoo request came to u
But I will try and update it today when the network came up
But my yahoo messenger is up to date
Darla: ok
Daddy: I have sent Mr. Jizzler allot of message at my YIM, but no reply yet
If u had picked his call, am sure he would have giving u update about my stuff
Am trying to update my apps now in my phone
WAY LATER
Darla: ok
GIHUNGOUS PAUSE
And?
Daddy: U mean the updating ?
It's almost done
Darla: You using like dialup or moderms or something Hunny?
Daddy: I connected to someone's phone wify , the network goes off sometimes
But it's will soon complete
Darla:ok
Daddy: All the apps that are out of date are updating at same time
Darla: Oooh I just had another nice man send me his wang dangler. Wowzers Hunny you gotta see this one
Daddy: Please don't send any of that ok?
Darla: But I bet he could tie it in a bow
Daddy: Just don't send it
Darla: Awww it is ever so special
Daddy: Cant u stop doing the things I don't like ?
You always Offending me
And this is one of the reason I stope dating u
Now that Anita is planning to quit with me, why don't u sees the chance to do things the right way so we can both come back as lovers
Darla: Hurh?
Daddy: Here
Darla: Where?
Daddy: I would have loved u so much, but all of this kind of thing makes me separated from u, because I would imagine if I Marry u, u would cheat on me and go be fucking another man
Darla: Hurh?
Daddy: U heard me right ?
I love u but always scare of u hurting my feelings
If u know we must come back if ever Anita chose to be like a child , u will have to be a responsible girl
U will have to stop doing anything that are not worth for a wife
Darla:Hmmm
You are the one who was funicating behind my backside
Daddy: I have never funicated because I have never seen her none u face to face
So for now start acting like a good girl ok?
Darla: Am always good Mr Man. You dumpled me rember?
Daddy: And I just told u why I dod that
So u are suppose to be acting more like I want now
U were so stubborn and conditional
U never replied me earlier when I talked about love and marriage
U always too busy for me when I needed your love
So all of this should be changed now if u think we can be together
But that if Anita continue to be nuthing

Darla: Oh I see
So am like a back up
Daddy: U see what ?
No
U can't be
Why I said so
If I should leave her , then I will either be single or I get another girl
So am not using anyone for back up
None using u for back up
All am saying is if i should be thinking of getting another girl, then it should be u, and I won't Come back to u if u don't be like a I want
Forgot the fact that I am asking for help fine u concerning my career, I don't trade my love for anything none my career ok?
Darla: I can help your career BUT…
Daddy: But what ?
Darla: Makes a small video saying you love ME; Darla and I might belieb you Hunny but you have hurt me before and I don’t wants to be hurts no more
Daddy: I won't take any form of condition from u concerning love any more ok?
I am telling u to stay acting like I will want u to be and yet u are making things worst by saying that
You think am a baby ?
Don't u know my age
,,?
Do u think am new in relationship ?
Don't u know I am almost a married man long ago like seven years back
Don't u know I have a kid ?
From a girl whom I almost got married to?
I left her because she was so stubborn
And so I will never agree to any form of that u are saying ok?
Darla: Sheesh. Maybe you should marry that man you met under the bridge one time
Daddy: This means u will never change
U think its right for a woman to keep conditioning any man she wants to marry ?
Let's forget it ok?
This shows u and I can't date
Am not like any of the guys h have dated before ok?
Darla: Yess but I might get used to your little wang dangler
Daddy: Keep Saying the things I don't lie ok?
Darla: Hurh?
Daddy: Yea
Darla: If yo don't want me or my help then nevermind
Daddy: Ok
Since u guys think u can use relationship to destroy my career and make me suffer this long
Am sure u can keep it ok?
I have told Anita, is she ever does what she has been doing again, I will block her
And am sure serous about it

And when ever the boss message me, I will tell him the reason
That all u guys do is punish me with this relationship to destroy my career with the company
Which is not ever professional
So u can condition me ok?
I have had enough of all these rubbish
U guys think am joking here
Am so sick because no one cares, all that I have been promised for nothing was done yet because of all this nonsense
Darla: Pleeze Don’t tell the Boss on my My Sweats!!! I don’t need any more shots to the face.
Daddy: Am not treating u ok?
Am going to do that if u guys continue to be acting on professional

U guys are suppose to discover talent and let the company grow whole exhibiting this talents u got
Instead u taking all about wang dangla or some rubbish talk
Am going to block Anita soon if she ever do any stupid conditional thing again
Darla: Rubbish talk?
Daddy: Yes
All those words about wand dangla are rubbish word compare to the situation I am now
U should be talking of how I can be happy and solve my problems
Instead of talking those words
And now If u say u truly love me u will be worried about me been here and now been sick and do all u can to help me out
But nothing has been done and u want me to start discussing such kinda issue ?
That's bullshit
Darla: Well you did start it didn’t you?
Daddy: Start what ?
Darla: Oooh Marcel is here to give me some of his extra special Poutine!!! Back in a bit
Daddy: Ok
AFTER DINNER
Darla: Ooh that was one massive sausage
Daddy: Ok
The network here is very slow to complete my update
Maybe I will go to the cafe to check my email if Mr. Jizzler has write me
Am so worried he has refused to respond to my messages
Darla: ok




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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With his incredibly selfish, arrogant, and misogynistic attitude I suspect Ralphie will be single for the rest of his life. What woman could possibly stand him?

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Did I read between the lines correctly? He impregnated a woman and then kicked her to the curb?

I'm glad he mentioned that. It makes me feel not so sorry for his suffering.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^You did. And he, did, too.


Fri 1:02pm
Anita: Hope you're happy, cuz now I'm getting even more of these from the stupit guys there.
<<Ten nice pics of wangers.>>
Ralph: The next time u send me any of that I will block u, try it again
Then u will know am not joking and I have never been joking with my life

Fri 3:48pm
Ralph: I told u quit from that badoo u still there chatting with them and receiving this nonsense of regret with them right?
This shows u are a very stubborn girl, if u know u are sure of your self and that u are ready for this, send any of this pics to me again and I will block u, since u don't care of seriousness about life and what we planning but to always bring issues that are not necessary, then this is a call
I have had enough of all this OK?
Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid

Monday 10:13am
Anita: No thx. I do not except the conditioning.
Cuz this means u never luved me 2 begin.
Ralph: I love u so much but u have been misbehaving too much these days, and it's make no sense to me any more OK?
If u decide to be a nothing girl like before u went to hospital, then u can't get me peaceful, unless u change to be good as when u came back from the hospital and be serious with anything I want
And now that u have so many boy friend, what else do u want from me?
Anita: So u want 2 condition me more?
Ralph: My conditions remain, its not a condition, but the sensible thing u should be doing now
Look if u don't do what we need to succeed, then its makes no sense any more
Anita: Ur conditions remain, but they r not conditions?
Like when u said 4 get the money then conditioned me 2 send money?
Like when u said u wuld never go against my church but u insist I video and phone call u?
Like u want me 2 marry u but have not sent the carve or made ANY effort?
I can see u don't want me and just wanted a reason 2 get rid of me so u sent the Badoo thingy.
U shuld be talking of how u can make me happy.
Ralph: U still haven't learnt anything and have refuse to change for good right
?????¿
Anita: I have learnt sumthing 4 those mens.
Ralph: Then go and meet them OK?
Am going to start thinking of making my own female friends too
In short let me not talk too much any more
Maybe u think am joking
Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
Anita: K. I wish u well my former luv.
I hope u find ur happiness.
Ralph: OK am your former love right?
Anita: May HE go with u.
Yes, cuz u have abandondeded me. Again.
Ralph: This means u have totally quit this relationship right?
Ok
Anita: No. U did with ur conditioning.
Ralph: OK then
Let's do it that way OK?
Since am your former boy friend and u now have a boy friend now, let me go my way
Anita: Wrong. I have no boyfriend. I will never have 1 and will never get married. HE will be the only man in my life beside Daddy.
Ralph: Wrong
U do have a boyfriend
And now u called me your former boy friend
U see this nonsense
!????
All u do is talking Rubbish issues and forgetting what am going through
This show how nothing u are
Look my career comes first even before relationship and if u take my career away, then every other things make no sense to me
So go away OK?
Am sick and should take care of my self here now and I don't need any more trouble from u
<<Images of him at the Pharmacy>>
Anita: I think I wuld know if I had 1.
Ralph: Go away now and be happy with your new boy friends
Anita: K. I have no new boyfriends. Get well and fill better.
Ralph: U have new boyfriend and that's the reason u called me your former boy friend
Just go OK?
I was at the pharmacy yesterday after I fainted
And all u do is cause me more trouble and u think u are doing the right things????
Now I am ready to let u go, since all I get is trouble and suffering, and no help from anyone, even as u were they one who promise that if I borrowed money for my audition, I will be giving back all I have spent
But this is a year now, January has come go end again
What am I doing with u any more?
Anita: U don't need 2 have a new boytoy when ur old 1 conditions u and decides 2 leave u.
Ralph: Then go away OK?
Now I know u hate me
Anita: As u wish.
And u know nothing then.
Ralph: U never do anything as I wish, so forget everything and go away with your new love
Am not taking to u again
If u don't follow this
Am serious this time
Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
U joke with every serious thing am doing
I ask u to help me so I can pay my loan, and what did I get,? No help but asking for so many proof to your dad and now nothing, this is all no sense to me any more
I can't continue this way any more
This is New Year, I must not live this kind of life anymore
Anita: If u want 2 get me back as ur wife 2 be, 1st, us must speak 2 Daddy abut any money. Or Lupita. It's not my depo and I have tried and tried 2 help u and u just make it worster.
2ndly, U must sent the carve so I can go strait 2 church and be back in and get rite with HIM.
3rdly, Ur 2 speak 2 no other womens, ever.
4thly, u must promise 2 never act stupid or silly agin in ur life and be a gud husband and not conditioning me.
5thly, U need 2 disgust ur contract with the new bosses.
6thly, U can never ask me 2 go against the church, my Daddy, or my learnings again.

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Good to see this bait is still going! He is the gift that keeps on giving Laughing

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Lol! I just love anita and darla soooooo much. Great characters, and love how y'all portray them. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since Ralph has been a bit troublesome as of late we okay me decided that 'The Jizzler' should make some sort of return and clear the air or maybe just confuse things....

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Sup My Daddy,

Dawg The Jizzler been gone long and far but that ain’t bizarre cause he be rolling in the green and be happening on the scene dig? See Player The Jizzler done diversified as you sho nuff can abide making Hitlanta bigger and badder all the while climbing a big **DELETED** ladder if you know what he is saying?

Now Cracker what the Jizzler really needs to relate the new mandate coming down on the Clucker **DELETED** with a new host of Bogarts to takes counterpart turning all the streams gold and making profits tenfold. This new incorporation will be the finest in the entire **DELETED** nation and you Cracker will reap in the green and that ain’t no **DELETED** smokescreen.

Peace out,

Phil



Oddly enough Ralphie didn't quite understand the message:

Quote:
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing?
Darla: Am ok. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am getting more better since am taking my drugs
Darla: ok
Daddy: I just saw Mr. Jizzler 'S message on my Gmail inbox after I updated if
Its sound good but I couldn't understand everything
I need to reply him
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Can I send the message to u so u can explain proper for me?
Darla: Am just stepping out
You'll be fine


AND so he was I think:

Quote:
Good Day My Nice Boss

Sir am happy to hear from you again, I hope your are doing great, I didn't saw your Message on-time because my phone apps were out of date, I just completed updating my phone apps so I could be able to reply you, sir your message sound more encouraging and I am always believing you and I know God will make this dream come to reality soon, thanks for the hard work and the plans to carry me along, am still here sir hoping you will be coming by January as you have promise, am still waiting and I couldn't have gone anywhere because of my worries and debt am owing,

Sir am ready to be patient with the plans
Of you carrying me along and making the whole world know the stuff we got inside, but can I get some assistant from you sir to pay my debts and money I borrowed from friends? So I can go back home and be working to make money for my self while u are planing to the greatness of my career?

Sir if you will be able to help me in any ways by tranafering any money to support me, so I can pay all my loans, debts, and money I borrowed from friends and then from it I can get my passport done and also be able to take care of my self before things will work out well as you are planning, please do help me, someone helped me to open a Domiciliary Account here, let me send it so if u would love to help me out,


Please sir, things is not going really fine with me here, I don't eat fine, I can't move everywhere because of the debts am owing, and if u would help me with some money, I will appreciate, and if my demands not right to u please do not be angry with me, I have tried all my best to look for help but no way, even Anita couldn't do anything to help me but keep causing me more pains, am only hoping on you Sir, and also praying that my dreams working with the Hitlanta should be successful this year,

Sir' I am seriously waiting for you to sign me officially to the Hitlanta Productions, so I can release my album and do my movie and also get some good videos promoted and let the whole world know me more better, and also make people here who thinks am wasting my time waiting for your signing to know that you are a man of your world, and also make them to be ashame and celebrate my success world wide,

Thank you sir as you respond and help me quickly so I can be more happy and strong again, from your boy, your loyal artiste, your brother from another mother, your ever ready artiste, Daddy the Felcher.

One love Sir.

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Ralphie: Are u ready to be a good girl and be serious with everything as doing now ?
Anita: If u want 2 get me back as ur wife 2 be, 1st, us must speak 2 Daddy abut any money. Or Lupita. It's not my depo and I have tried and tried 2 help u and u just make it worster.
2ndly, U must sent the carve so I can go strait 2 church and be back in and get rite with HIM.
3rdly, Ur 2 speak 2 no other womens, ever.
4thly, u must promise 2 never act stupid or silly agin in ur life and be a gud husband and not conditioning me.
5thly, U need 2 disgust ur contract with the new bosses.
6thly, U can never ask me 2 go against the church, my Daddy, or my learnings again.
Ur agreed, rite?
Ralphie: Good night
Your new rules: If u want to get me back as your husband to be, first: u must make sure the money I ask for is been sent, and so I can solve all my problems here and go back and, and do all I need to do to come to u, also do u carve, because I can't do any distance relationship again, second: u must stop chatting with those guys u have now and be for me alone, because I don't share my wife with any man, third, u must promise never to act stupid again and be a good woman, Fourth: u must do all u can about my contract which has been my first intention so I can be sign into Hitlanta, fifth: u must look for a way to call me on the phone so I can hear your voice and also see your on video calls, if this are not done, forget to message me because I will no longer give u any attention again, no matter what am going through here, I don't let go of my dignity and my stadium, am 33 Years old, but yet u think u can treat me like am a kid
If u are ready for all these then u can continue with your new boyfriends ok!
U have already start cheating on me and that's makes it what it is
Anita: K.
I culd never cheat and don't even know how.
Ralphie: They advice u to be doing all this right?
If u don't follow my rules as a man, then forget it ok? And when u are ready to follow my rules, u let me know
Anita: No thx.
I won't be conditioned.
Ralphie: Am going to be single for some time, and wait to see if u will come back to your senses.
Anita: Gud luck 2 u my luv.
Ralphie: Then good night
Anita: It is morning.
Ralphie: When u are ready to follow that, then I can talk more better to u
Anita: No thx
Gud luck 2 u my luv.
Ralphie: Have a nice day ok?
I love u
My love for u remain, but u stupidity is becoming to obvious and making no sense any more
So have a nice day
I love u so much and I miss u as a good woman, if u continue this way then we can never be who we want to so if u chose that way then be it
Anita: K
Gud luck 2 u my luv.
And have a nice day.

Today
Anita: R u there?
I have sumthig relly relly important 2 ask.
Ralphie: Am here
Ask me
Anita: Is [email protected] still a gud email address for Lupita 2 send u stuff? She asked?
Yes it is
Anita: K. I will tell her. She said she had sumthing relly impotent 2 email u.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ralphie had himself a fine chart with himself earlier today:

Quote:
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing?
Darla: I had the bestest sleep Hunny. How are you?
Daddy: Am fine
Been long we chart
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Where are u now?
Darla: Am in bed
Daddy: Ok
Have u been able to contact Lupita?
Darla: I did but she confused me a lot cause she doesn’t write English good
Daddy: So this means no way to get information about my contract?
Darla: She said that there are new bosses at work
Daddy: Yes I was told about that
So what the way forward?
Darla: You knew aboot this and didn’t tell me??
Daddy: I was going to ask u, I didn't want to discus any of it with Anita because I do believe u and Mr. Jizzler has plan together
And I do believe u know about it
Thinking u will tell me what's going on or u chose to follow the plans that u and the Boss has to come over to Nigeria
But am confused and don't understand what ever u guys are doing
Darla: How long have you been keeping this from me?
Daddy: Not long
Anita has been telling me u also have my contract paper
Like I said I didnt say anything because I believe u knew about all this and that u guys are coming here
And what is there meaning of one company has so many Bosses and that Mr. Jizzler is not the boss?
What's going on?
Darla: This has me all confuse right now. I need some coffee
Daddy: What is really going on?
I really didnt like discussing that anytime Anita comes up with that issue, because I always believe that u and Mr. Jizzler know exactly what u guys are doing?
And u refuse to tell Anita about your plans of coming to my counter with the Boss.
So tell me what's going on?
Why Is there so much confusion in this company?
What am I to do now?
What am I to do now?
AFTER COFFEE
Darla: Hunny you need to tell me everything that you have been keeping from me
Daddy: What do u mean by that?
U are the once that are suppose to tell me everything u have been keeping from me
What kind of things are all this
!??
How can I know anything while an here and u guys are there changing things over and over and making me suffering here and now u taking me to tell u all I know
I have never seen any of u face to face none know where the company if, none even been in there ever, and u guys keep making me confuse and now asking me questions I don't know
I this whole thing is getting me more confuse and making me believing u guys are just joking with me all along
Do not ask me that question again OK?
I ask u a question and instead if u telling me what I need to know you are there asking me what I can't know
I said what is going on?
Can't u anger me?
If it's means I will never get signed into Hitlanta, then let me give up and go back home so I can be arrested for my foolishness and face the penalty of borrowing money for nothing
Are u guys playing with me?
Anita keep doing so much strange things and now u?
I have gotten fed up with with Anita now, and am not ready for anything with her any more
Now let me know if u want the same then I can't do the same
OK?
U guys are really frustrating me here OK?
Darla: All I did was ask you a simple question Hunny
Daddy: That's a stupid question ok?
How can u ask me such question when am here and i don't know what ever u guys are doing over there?
Darla: You are the stupidy head for calling me stupid
Daddy: U are the stupid girl to ask such stupid question
Are u guys running a professional label or u guys are joking with what ever u doing?
This is so strange for a stranger to know
How can u ask me those nonsense question?
I thought I should be getting information's from u but yet u are asking me what I don't know
And u have the mind to say am stupid?
U must be out of your mind
I told u I am sick here and all u could do is mock at me
I told u the Boss sent message and want u to help me read and tell me what it's means, u left and never said anything, and u keep calling me hunny
Does that make any sense to u
???
Is that love or hate
If u loved me as u claim, why am I still hate suffering?
As your self what kind of human being are u to say I love u and yet u don't
Same to That stupid Anita
Am totally giving up on her now
And when the Boss will write me again, am going to tell him how frustrating the both of u are
This is January ending and yet nothing is done
U guys promise to come and yet failed
That's unprofessional
Darla: Hrmmmm
Daddy: I am so very angry here OK?
This is not funny any more
If u guys can't help me then let me know
Darla: You are making me ever so sad and hurt on confuse cause of your mean words
Daddy: I have told Anita one more nonsense from her I shall block here on FB
And what are u making me here, happy?
If I ask for call, u will never call, if I ask for help u won't
LATERER
Darla: I’ve called you Hunny. Why are you saying mean things that aren’t true?
Daddy: For a year plus now u have only called me once
Sorry I mean twice
And I u don't allow me call u for once
What kind of love is that?
Darla: Um we aren’t lovers anymore remember?
Daddy: Even before we separated u never did
U only called once
How does that sound to you?
Darla: And I told you that am not sposed to make overseas calls on my work phone right?
Daddy: What about facebook calls?
Can't u do that also?
Darla: Sigh must we keep discussing this none sense?
Daddy: What sense able thing have u discussed with me now?
I have been asking for information on my project and career, but u couldn't give me a good result
And what is it that is happening in the company that Anita keeps taking about new bosses!? Instead of u telling me what is going on, u keep asking me to tell u what I don't know
Does that make any sense to u?
Darla: You haven't asked for any information you have just keep insulting me and ranting like a little child
Daddy: And when ever u called me a little child sound insulting to me
Don't u sometimes have respect the way u talk to me?
Check your previous message, I asked u what is happening about what Anita is saying about new bosses and all u could say is I should tell u what I am keeping from u
So because am asking for help and now am been in serious trouble does that make me a kid that you can talk to any how ?
Is that a way of professional that u can insult artists coming to the label of Hitlnata
Time u learn to have manners ok?
I have told u time without number, your attitude sometimes is the reason why I decline from our relationship
And u should learn to be more better then ever now
Darla: Whatever


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Today was my character's birthday and Ralph decided to wish me well...

Ralph
Happy Birthday to your my good friend, may thy good lord give u long life and prosperity.
Alex
thanks baby
Ralph
Longest time
Alex
yeah
how's things with you?
Ralph
Men not good at all
Those people keeps promising and falling me here
Not good at all
Am getting tired of this whole thing
Alex
What people baby?
Ralph
The company I have been working to get signed with long ago
Alex
It's not going well?
Ralph
Not at all
No one is responding to me here
Am just suffering because I couldn't pay back the money I borrowed for my audition.
They promise to give me back my expenses and yet one thing or the other happen and so much confusing thing am seeing
Am so tired here
Alex
So, what's your plan?
Ralph
Alex am confused here
All I want is to get back my life, if possible to get signed to the company and be whom I want to be
I don't go to work anymore
Alex
Why are you not working?
Ralph
Because am owing allots of money back home
Alex
who do you owe?
Ralph
The people I borrowed money from for my audition are seriously looking for me
Ralph
I took money from friends and some other people
Alex
How much do you owe?
Ralph
Close to a million naira
Alex
I don't really know your currency. Is that a lot?
Ralph
It's should be close to 3,000 dollars
Alex
Will you be in trouble if you can't pay it back?
Ralph
Yes
Am already in trouble , I had to leave my town to another town for seven months now
Alex
wow, that sounds bad.
where are you living?
Ralph
U mean now ?
Alex
yes
Ralph
Lagos
And I have been squatting with people I don't know
Some who just want to help me after I told them my story and give them hope that my company will help me out soon
I have stayed in about five deferent places since I came here
I even slept under the bridge for two days until a guy saw and help me here
This is horrible
Alex
wow baby.
sounds bad.
what about your family?
Ralph
My family are back home
They have been so worried about me
I have been the one surviving them when I was working, and now I couldn't even solve my own problem and also giving them anything for surviving
Alex
How did you make money before?
Ralph
Productions
I go to movie productions, shooting and editing, and I also produce audio
Alex
and you can't do that now?
Ralph
I have search of studios here, and most of it has already producers in it

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ralphie:

Quote:
This is not funny any more


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thu 12:05pm
Anita: Did u check it?
Ralphie: I will check it now
There is nothing in my email
Anita: k
She said it was urgent 4 u
Ralphie: Ok, then let her send it
Anita: Yea
Today 8:17am
Anita: She said she has sent it.
Ralphie: I haven't seen any email from her
Tell her so
She should send it or resend it

2:19pm
Anita: I just came from her office and she said she resent it.
Ralphie: I don't get u?
I said there is no email in my inbox
Anita: I didn't send it. Lupita did.
Ralphie: Hold on I just saw it
Anita: I was in her office when she sent it a few minutes ago.
Ralphie: And u saw the content right?
So what do they want me to do?
Anita: No. What is it?
Ralphie: The YouTube page is mine and that was where I sent you guys all my audition
Anita: Huh? What r u talking about?
Ralphie: U should know about it
Anita: I shuld know about what?
Ralphie: Are they asking me to remove all the audition I did on my YouTube page?
Anita: WHO? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT UR SAYING.
Ralphie: U should ask her OK?
One thing or the other coming up everyday
I wonder when all this will ever end
Do u know am getting so tired of all this and so much condition that gives me fear and worries together with my problems here?
Do u guys ever think of what am going through now
Go and ask Anita what's in the content so she can explain proper to u and so u will tell me what to do OK?
Anita: Yeah. I know. U say it over and over.
I am ANita.
Ralphie: What?
Anita: What, what?
Ralphie: I said go and ask her to explain proper am u can tell me what to do?
And then I can reply her
Anita: I can't. I'm working on another project with one of the bosses.
Ralphie: Then let me look into it my self
Anita: K. Have a great weekend. Eat, sleep, and be well!

So, just what was it Lupita sent?

Quote:
Sr. Ralphie,

The nuevos bosses in the officina asked of me to direct these to you in the electronica mail . Please reply me directo when you have recibo this mesaje and comprehendo the contents.

Go with Dios,
Lupita Conchita Diana Marta Pinche Vargas de Salazar


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Didn't Darla boast to Ralphie, a long time back, that not only was she the Jizzler's goddaughter, but she also owns half the business?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I vaguely remember that! Glad someone is paying attention...

Oooh poor Ralph:



Quote:
Darla: Hiya. Are you clamer today?
Daddy: Am fine and u?
So what going on now?
What's the update?
Darla: I don’t have a update cause am not feeling good
Daddy: What happening to u?
Darla: Am feeling less gooder all the time
Daddy: Why?
Talk to me
What's going on with u?
Darla: Am not sure but am cold and warm and clammy and crabby and ungood altogether
Daddy: Sorry about that OK?
Is there no one with u there?
Darla: Am so lonely
Daddy: Really?
So u mean u are all alone there?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Sorry about it OK?
Am outside the house now, looking for what to eat
She. I return will u call so I can keep u company?
Darla: My throat is very sore and it hurts to speak but the Bellhop Ouvre La Fenetre says he has a cure for that
Daddy: But u can speak a little with me OK?
Darla: You aren’t lissening to me
Daddy: I am
Just that u don't want to talk to me on the phone
Darla: Hmmm
LATER
Daddy:Am home now
MORE LATER
Darla: HEHE Hunny This man from Badoo sent me this huge Wang Dangler. I have to send it to you
Daddy:I have something to tell
U
TODAY
Darla: ok
Daddy: Ok
Anita told me lupita wanted to send an email
She said it was an urgent message
And lupita did sent me the message
And email stated from the Bosses I guest
I mean the new bosses they are talking about
And I saw the links of the audition I did on my YouTube wall
Are u there ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: And they said on the email that I should delete all the videos from my YouTube wall, that if I don't by now till 10th of February, that they will take action for vaulting the company properties
And that I am to pay 10,000 $ for valuation the Hitlanta properties
What's that for ?
I don't understand what they mean by vaulting
And what's going on? Where is Mr. Jizzler
???
Darla: You posted your auditions Hunny?
Daddy: No
It's has been on my YouTube as I sent it to u guys since last year
U know that was the only way I could sent it to the boss u and Anita
So what are they talking about ?
And why is Mr. Jizzler not involve in this ?
Darla: Am still trying to misunderstand this
Daddy: Is Mr. Jizzler no longer the boss in Hitlanta ?
Why are this new people messaging me and threatening me again ?
Is this a miss of quitting my contracts
????
Darla: Hunny you told me Mr. Jizzler had some new business partners right?
Daddy: Who me ?
When did I say that ?
I am asking I question and u will not answer me but through it back at me
You know this are the kind of things that do get me angry
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: I don't understand any of u anymore
When did I tell u Mr. Jizzler has new business partner ?
Darla: The other day you said you knew all aboot some new bosses and then went all Mr. Grumpy pants on me
Daddy: I didn't say I new all
I said Anita said something about new bosses and that I didn't want to discuss any of that with her
Because I knew u and Mr. Jizzler has a different plan already
And u kept on asking me to tell u what I have been hiding from u
I don't know what ever is going on and including now
Pleas can u talk to Mr. Jizzler about this I just told u?
Tell him the message I just received ok?
And what am I to do now
???
Because am to reply Lupita
Darla: Maybe we should talk later when you are clamer ok?
Daddy: I am
My battery will soon go off
I just ask u to do something for me
Help me talk to Mr. Jizzler that I will like to chart with him later and tell him what ever is gonna on
AN HOUR LATER
Darla: Hunny I did as you said and Mr. Jizzler said he would chart with you
AFTER A BIT
Daddy: Ok
U man later right?
Darla: I dunno. It sounded like he sent you a message
Daddy: Yes I just saw it
Remember I told u my phone was going off
U just charge it now
And I have replied him



ENTER THE JIZZ:

Quote:
Daddy: My nice Boss, good day sir
Sir I hope u are doing fine where ever u are ?
Darla told me I should be expecting your call and chart, and am always with my phone, fully charged, so I don't miss your call and chart.
I know maybe your are busy, have a nice day sir, am still expecting to hear from u and expecting your to Africa sir.
God bless u sir .
AND
Good day sir
Sir I write to check on you, and I hope u are doing fine
God bless u sir .
From your boy, your brother from another mother, Daddy a.k.a the Felcher.
One love sir .
AND
My nice Boss, good day sir
And I hope u are doing great sir
God bless u
AND
Merry Xmas to you my nice Boss, I wish u a more prosperous new year, and also wish the Hitlanta Productions and crew same success in the 2017 year and smooth productions, and the movie station and train to be success, thank u sir for your kindness and love to everyone in the Hitlanta Crew, home and abroad, I Daddy , your brother from another mother, your younger brother, your son, your loyal boy, and ever ready artist wish u my nice Boss a cool celebration and success trip to the mother land as am ready to receive you and the Hitlanta crew, and to make your proud with this great opportunity you have giving to me all the way, thank you sir and one love from me Daddy A.k.a the Felcher.
AND
My nice Boss, good sir, how are u doing aver there sir? I hope all is well with u over there? Because I haven't heard from u long and am worried so much now, please respond so I can know all is well, thanks from Daddy
AND I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA
Phil: Sup my Daddy
WAY LATER
Daddy: Good day my nice Boss
Sir am happy u are u
Sir how are u doing today?
Phil: Player The Jizzler be taking showers of gold and meeting Bitches untold dig?
Daddy: OK sir
That's nice to know
Sir there is been some problems and troubles all over and I don't know and understand what is going on anymore
Anita has been talking about new bosses at the office, and I don't know what that means.
But I refuse to discuss more with her because I know u have plans to come and I refuse to also tell her that
Sir I really want to know what is going on
Phil: Dawg The Jizz has diversified so it is sho nuff cut and dried if you knows what he is saying?
Daddy: And I was sent a message by Lupita yesterday saying it from the new bosses, and the message was full of threat on me, that I should delete every audition videos on my YouTube page, that if by 10th of February I do not delete it, the company will take legal action on me.
I don't understand all this sir
Phil: Player you gotsta see as an enlistee that the work in this Biz all belongs to The Jizzlee
Daddy: So what am I suppose to do now?
Should I delete the audition as they say?
Phil: Now Dawg on a separate thought and that’s all he got but The Jizzler still be coming to the Motherland as you can **DELETED** understand so give The Boss the address nevertheless and sho nuff confess so that there will be great success dig?
Daddy: U mean I should give u my address?
Sir I was promise to be giving some money I spent for my audition, and that was the reason I borrowed money from friends and some other people, because I knew I was going to pay back, this is my first problem and till now I have been running away from home and sleeping in different places
Am not yet signed and not even done my pastor yet
I thought if am truly accepted by now I should have been able to come out from all this suffering, and threat.
am having serious threat from the people am owing here in this town, back home and also in the state I did my audition, because I have not been able to pay back all the money I borrowed
I have also had threat for the office when u said u were sending money to me from the office and I went to Kanu and suffer to get nothing, a guy also threatened to kill me from the office of Hitlanta and also they took the money if truly it comes ever
And now a threat from the office and they said its comes from the new bosses
And now I am not getting any encouragement from any one
Phil: Cracker how is The Jizzler to comply when he might as well fly to Brunei?
Daddy: I feel no one will accept me, because u also promise to come over January and now I haven't seen u none Darla and the money u promise me
Please if it should be some concern of some cash let me settle my debts here and then go back home and be working to survive by my self before u make all things right
That will be OK for me
Right now I feel so much giving up here on everything if no one can ever help me out
I will like u to help me with some cash and also tell me what am to do with the email they sent to me at the office
Because I don't know any other Boss but u
Phil: Clucker without your address The Jizzler does confess that all will be for naught and don’t give it no second thought
Daddy: Please help me now and let me see some concern and love, I have a Domiciliary account now sir
Sir what address?
I don't have any permanent place here
When u come I will surely meet u up and go back with u, because am not balance here, I stay any where and because I have no one here
Phil: So if The Jizzler was to travel how would his meeting unravel?
Daddy: Sir you will tell me when u are coming
Am in Lagos state here and have been here for seven months plus now
So u have to tell me when u are coming sir
Sir you will tell me when u are coming
Am sure u will be landing at Muritala Muhammad Airport here in Lagos
And I will be prepare to come pick u up
Phil: The Jizzler will be along in time so don’t pay it no **DELETED** mind but rest assured he needs to no where to go and pass his Player some mean mean dough
Daddy: Then we check in a hotel
Sir but when?
And am sure I will also need to have some cash in hand to get some nice hotel booked down for u, so there won't be any stress about that
Please sir if u truly love me help me with some little transfer from the cash u said u bringing for me, so I can settle all my debt and then be moving freely
If that can be possible so let me send my Domiciliary Details here and now
Phil: Player if you ain’t got no contact that will sho nuff deflect any impact keeping all far and wide leaving everything behind my **DELETED** backside dig?
Daddy: please help me, and so I can have some money to prepare my self and make things right before u get here, someone helped me to open that account and I promise to pay him back also
Sir I don't have a permanent place am staying here, I am now in island and I will be moving from here to Ajangbandi by tomorrow morning to be with someone there
I have been moving from place to place just to survive all this month's
And beside this people are people I don't know before, they are just helping me because of my story
Phil: Ajangbandi has got a certain ring and that is sho nuff making The Jizzler want to sing so get yoself settled and Player no **DELETED** will be nettled
The Jizz has gots to go and find him a Big Ass Ho
Peace out
Phil
Daddy: Ajangandi is far a little to the Airport
So I must surely come closed to the Airport when u come
The airport is at Ikeja cele side





MEANWHILE

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Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Thanks any way for making Mr. Jizzler chart with me
I have been begging him to assist me with money so I can solve me problems
But he didn't say anything about that
I think am losing it seriously because am getting fed up with everything thing now
He was only taking about me sending my address and I told him I don't have a permanent home and I will be leaving this guy house by tomorrow to be with someone else again
Because he is no longer comfortable with it anymore
I just feel like quitting everything becomes am not getting any help none love, I think u all hate me and wants me dead
I am losing serous interest on everything now
If I am to be having such connection from Hitlanta and yet am suffering to bad like this, then i think no one ever loved me, this is just too bad am just left alone to suffer and weep everyday
If I don't get any financial help it shows to me that am not going to even be loved or be signed
So this is what I have to say
I have tried, Patient, hope, believe in all this, but all I get is trouble and hatred from everyone
Darla: Hunny what would your Mother say if she heard such bad words from you?
Daddy: What word?
Darla: Being a quitter for one
Daddy: Do u know how my mother has been crying and weeping know I have been away for months and hasn't gone to visit her who is sick and havent been able to go give her some help as I use to do before I started working for Hitlanta
Do u know I she keeps praying for me so I can be great and make her happy but yet she feel me suffering this bad
Do u know how much of tears I have shared for not eating and not been able to work for my self
None of u could ever help me instead I get condition and threat
am so week and tired now
I have sent me Domiciliary Account details to Mr. Jizzler, if he would not assist me with some money, then am sure nothing's good will ever come from this am hoping for
That's my account details, if any of u cannot help me to solve my debts, then am sure not one love or help will ever come
To God be the glory
Crying so bad as I sleep with pains all night and including today
Darla: Awwww

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you ever manage to get the rap and acting videos out of old Ralphie here?

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I think Ralphie needs and aid package
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@deltlead-Read earlier in the thread, video etc was posted. They're pretty funny.

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You ever get that ex that will just not go away?

Anita: Was ur weekend gud?
Ralphie: Fine and yours?
Anita: Just ok. But ur coming online so late and I have 2 work now.
Ralphie: An here now
Let's talk
Anita: I have 15 minutes. No more. Or the new bosses will be so mad.
Ralphie: OK
So what's going on now ?
Anita: I am just reviewing some applicants and then I have 2 go files things in the basement.
Ralphie: OK
I miss u my love
Anita: Did u ever reply 2 Lupita.
Ralphie: I haven't really her yet
Because I don't know what to say to her
Anita: If u want 2 get me back as ur wife 2 be, 1st, us must speak 2 Daddy abut any money. Or Lupita. It's not my depo and I have tried and tried 2 help u and u just make it worster.
2ndly, U must sent the carve so I can go strait 2 church and be back in and get rite with HIM.
3rdly, Ur 2 speak 2 no other womens, ever.
4thly, u must promise 2 never act stupid or silly agin in ur life and be a gud husband and not conditioning me.
5thly, U need 2 disgust ur contract with the new bosses.
6thly, U can never ask me 2 go against the church, my Daddy, or my learnings again.
And u shuld answer any questions she has sent u. That simple.
Ralphie: I will reply her
Anita: K. I will tell her 2 expect it and not email u again 2 bother u.
I know how busy u r.
Ralphie: What do u mean?
They ask me to remove my audition videos from my YouTube
And thats the message they sent to me
Anita: Who is they?
K. I have 6 minutes to go.
Ralphie: I don't know ok
?
I think it's from the new bosses
Anita: What are u going 2 do?
Ralphie: I don't know OK?
First I don't have any laptop to do that
Anita: I think u shuld explain that 2 them. It's not my depo. And they prolly don't care. If u can post them, u can take them down, they prolly think.
Ralphie: And it's says I should remove it before 10th
Anita: That's 3 days. What happens if u don't?
Ralphie: So if I remove them what's next?
Anita: It's not my depo. I don't know. Ask them.
I have 2 go now.
Ralphie: Ask who?
Later…
Anita: Whoever u said told u that stuff.
Ralphie: So this means there are no more any one focusing on my project any more
Anita: It does? Oh no! That's not gud!
How do u know this? Who said it? OMGG! Did the new bosses tell u this?
Ralphie: U have already said that
Did u feel bad about it?
Am sure u are happy that I have lost everything already
Anita: I already said what?
Now ur cornfusing me.
Did Lupita say this when u emailed her?
K. I can see u don't want 2 talk.
Ralphie: Am here
And u should know sometimes I will be attending to other things OK?
I will be here waiting and charting from last year to this year for nothing Laughing
Am getting fed up now with everything OK?
And for your information I might not be chatting with u anymore if everything goes down OK?
We’ll see about that, I guess.
Anita: K. I'm going back 2 work now.
Ralphie: So keep on acting funny and we both going to lose everything we have ever planned
Anita: I already lost that long ago when u had me removed from the Church.
Ralphie: No not that OK?
Anita: Gudbye and gud luck.
Ralphie: And I never had u removed from your church OK?
U had your self remove because u were the one who acted childish to tell your church lie about me
And make everything so useless about all I have suffered for
Anita: I HAVE NEVER SAID A LIE. GUD BYE.
Ralphie: You don't have to say good bye OK?
Its already that way since u have refused to do it my ways
I gave u a rules, which will help us achieve all we have been working and hoping for, instead of u followed the rules and be like a good wife who has respect and care for her husband, u decide to bring your own rules and that u have spoil everything

U think am a baby right?
Now u told me there is a urgent message from Lupita and u asked her to send me such kind of discouraging message
U think that kind of message will help but that message has destroy my interest working with u guys
This shows that the company is not professional and not good for me
If a company could promise to pay back Evey money spent for an audition and yet refuse to fulfil there promise, then what does that stands for
Its shows that I cannot achieve anything from there
As for u Anita
I was going to love and sharing u for life if u had made my contract possible because I love this career, but I see that u feel so comfort seeing me suffering here
And now bringing bad bad news and no good attention anymore
Anita: I didn't send the letter, like u sent the badoo wangdanglers.
Ralphie: Keep on acting like a week woman OK?
U seems not to understand what am saying anymore because u believe someone has advice u, we are losing everything now
Anita: I lost everything long ago.
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: Except my virginity. I still have that. Gud luck and gud bye.
Ralphie: So why didnt u tell me that since?
Instead u kept on frustrating me more and adding to my suffering here
Anita: U took me from the Church and the Church from me. GUD BYE!
Ralphie: U took your self from the church not me
U have said good bye many times Laughing
Why still keel saying it?
There is no need saying it
Since my contract is no more going on well and everything has been cancel , there is no need for me communicating with u any more because this is my first intention before I fall in love with u
And if my contract cannot work out, then u and I cannot work out
So let your good bye be of no use OK?
Anita: Nope. I said it first. Gud bye 2 u.
And no, they sent me from the Church BECUZ OF U AND UR FAILURES.
Everything has been cancelled? U still didn't tell me who said that.
And gud luck 2 u then.
Ralphie: Why would I tell u what u knew
Am sure u were the one who asked lupita to send me that email to remove all my auditions from my private YouTube
And what is the meaning of that?
Anita: WAS MY NAME ON IT? IF I SENT IT 2 U, IT WULD HAVE MY NAME AND COME FROM ME. YOUTUBE ISN'T EVEN MY DEPO.
GUDBYE. LEAVE ME BE.
GUD LUCK 2 U SIR.
Ralphie: Lupita is your friend and u askes her to do it
Anita: GUD BYE U LIAR. I WULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING. I DO NOT LIE AND DO NOT DO THAT STUFF SO HELP ME GOD!
Ralphie: U do not lie
U have always lied to me, u lied u don't have any other man to marry
But I can see thats the reason u are so bold now to talk to me any how u like and not to take my word serious
And also u lied u will never separated from me, but now u are ready for it
U also lied u will never have any other man, but now u have allot of them
Anita: <<Anita’s Conditions>>
Ralphie: U also lied that the company will pay me back my audition money if I do it, which made me to go and start borrowing me from everywhere and now u failed to fulfil that promise
There is no need for this message again OK,?
Because this is what has destroyed our relationship

I cannot get married to a woman. Who don't respect my oder
So since you chose to be like a baby and act like u are to proud not to follow my simple instruction, then it make no sense to me
Anita: <<Anita’s Conditions, again>>
Gud bye then.
Ralphie: And since my contract has no further attention, then it also makes no sense to me OK?
Good bye Anita

At this point, he was typing more rant and Anita blocked messages from him. Then, an hour or two later:
Anita: I AM THE 1 TO SAY GUD BYE.
Ralphie: Why did u open it again?
Block me OK?
What's else do I expect?
All I have worked for seems nothing to me but trouble from you guys and suffering
And for u hatred and pains I get
Why did u unblock me
??????????????
Anita: I only ever luved u. U speak the hateful words. Gud bye my luv.
Ralphie: Go ahead and block me
U have never loved me but hate
If u loved me, u will never allow me been in this suffering I am today
U will never take my career for joke
And if the company value me, u guys will never allow me suffer this much
Now my movie script and all the dreams, what did u guys do about it?
All the money u guys promise to send, what did u guys do?
Play me and lied all the way
I have sent my Domiciliary account now to you, what did u say?
U called it a useless account and say its wrong for me sending it to your daddy for help
Anita: None of these are my depo. I hope u chart like this with HER. Gud bye and I hope u find everything u deserve.
Ralphie: If u loved me, u will never call that wrong to ask money from your daddy
Why would I chart with Lupita?
I have ever been charting with Lupita about my contract
Anita: Yes. When she was 2 send u money. I am just an Admin Ass. AND HER IS DARLA.
Ralphie: Why would I chart with her? When you are the admin?
When she was to send money I never seen
???
A fake transfer?
That transfer was never real
Anita: What r u mumbling abut now?
GUD BYE. TAKE IT UP WITH THE RITE PEEPZ.
Ralphie: And how can you be a part of that stuff and make me suffer and then u claim u loved me
Go back and block me OK?
Am about deleting the audition from my YouTube OK?
I have already deleted some of it

And it remaining the main ones
And why do u block me on just message?
Block the hole entire facebook from u
Anita: Gud bye.
Ralphie: U think am a baby you can just play With all the time?
Do u know how serious I am with my life
I was ready to marry u now and forever and also wanted my contract signed so I can take proper care of u and our future kids
But never wanted that
Anita: And u culd still have all that.
Ralphie: Instead u planned to make me lose my contract and yet call me a lazy guy
Anita: Wrong.
That makes no sense and there is nothing in that 4 me, so whatevs. Gudbye.
Ralphie: How can I have all that when am so much in trouble here and also in pains and also in a place of no home of mine and also for how long?????
Answer me
Anita: AND U CAUSED ALL THOSE MEN 2 HAVE NO RESPECT AND SEND THEIR WANGDANGLERS.
JUST LIKE WHEN U SENT URS 2 DARLA.
GUD BYE.
Ralphie: Good bye again and again and u are still here
When am done deleting those my audition from my YouTube, am gonna watch out what the next plan, and if I don't get any good news from u, I will be the one to block u permanent
U take everything for joke

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ralphie wrote:
I cannot get married to a woman. Who don't respect my oder


I'm sure his "oder" is lovely. Especially after sleeping under the bridge one time Very Happy

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