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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Such astonishing talent these lads show! I foresee VERY big things in their future. Very Happy

Seriously great baiting.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am truly in awe. Outstanding baiting! LOL_sign clapping

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn.

That's funny!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

much respect for getting through all the chatting to get to the gold.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you for all the kind words Gang. Sadly what the Lad sent wasn't really what I wanted to see as there was something more better that he was working on. Being patient souls we waited and waited and poked and prodded but in reality this was me today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSOWqSwam8w

Our Lad was kind enough to give us some previews and plenty of pictures of his endeavor (Read 73 in one swoop) so I might as well post a couple for your viewing pleasure eh?

Our Lad riding in style to his shoot:

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And some random scenes from his upcoming Hitlanta breakout smash tune:

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Darla spent most of her day checking on the Lad just to make sure he was on the right track:

Quote:
Daddy: hello baby
how was your nite?
Darla: Wonderful Sweatie!
Daddy: am fine honey
so seriously busy working on the vieo
Darla: Am so excited Baby. It will be the bestest I just know it.
Daddy: yea baby
is going fine
Darla: You will make me proud won't you?
Daddy: yes i will honey
Darla: When do you think it will be ready to send to Anita and Mr. Jizzler my love?
Daddy: am trying my best today
Darla: That is great news Hunny. Please keep me informed ok?
Daddy: ok my love
LATER
Daddy: honey are you there?
Darla: Yes my love.
Daddy: is anita still around?
Darla: Hunny it is Saturday so I'm not in the office. Sometimes we go in and she might be there but I don't know.
Daddy: ok
she sent me message
but she no longer online
am about to send it to her
Darla: You mean you finished your edits?
Daddy: almost baby
am exporting now
Darla: I'm sure she will be around because this is a very important project for her and she has worked so hard on it.
Daddy: ok when i send it i will send you the link
Darla: Thank you Hunny. I am stepping out for a few minutes but will be back soon.
Daddy: ok honey
LATER
Darla: I'm back Sweatie.
Daddy: ok honey, i have send someone to the cafe to upload it
am done with the editing
Darla: that is awesome news my love.
Daddy: yea baby
i worked all nite, no sleep
so i can meet up
Darla: With your dedication you will be famous.
Daddy: amen
thanks honey
baby i dont have a phone again
i sold my two phones so i can pay for hotel

Darla: Awww hunny don't worry because soon you will be showered in gold.
Daddy: ok baby
Darla: My love once you have sent the video audition to Anita can you please also send an introduction to Mr. Jizzler? I'm sure he'd like to hear from his newest supper star.
Daddy: ok baby
i will do that today
send me the email again pls?
Darla:[email protected]
Daddy: does he facebook?
Darla: Not that I know of my love. He is an old school man who doesn't use much of these newer things.
Daddy: ok
is he a black america?
Darla: Yes my sweats he is. Sometimes I have troubles understanding him because of how he speaks.
Daddy: really?
Darla: He is one of the original rapers Baby and when he talks he sounds like he is performing.
Daddy: LOL
thats nice
Darla: He is a nice nice man and sometimes buys me nice presents or lets me drive in his limousine.
Daddy: thats good
i like working with nice people
LONG PAUSE

Daddy: honey are you there?
Darla: Yess my love.
Daddy: ok baby can i ask anita about sending the message to your boss?
Darla: Of course my sweats but why do you need to ask her?
Daddy: yea
so it wount look like am by py-passing her
do u understand?
Darla: Awww you really are special aren't you?
Daddy: yea baby
i need to do my thing straight
just like telling u how am going with her
Darla: Sorry I don't understand what you mean by ‘going with her'
Daddy: i mean details of our conversation about my audition
Darla: Oh. Phew I thought you meant she was your girl.
Daddy: no
i mean the progress of the job
i said i use to let you know
about it all
honey am watching the music video here over and over again, its so nice
i will send the link to you when it complete uploading
Darla: Awesome.
Daddy: anita came online and went off again
am sure she is still around
Darla: Have you sent her a message?
Daddy: yes my love
LATER
Darla: Are you there my love?
Daddy: yes my sweet lovely angel
they said its remaining small they will send me the link
Darla: I’m not getting you Hunny?
Daddy: no baby
i said the guy i send to the other town to upload the music
he said its remaining little for it to be completed
Darla: So you will be sending soon my sweats?
Daddy: yes baby
Darla: You are the bestest!
Daddy: thanks honey
few minutes it will be done
Darla: ok
Daddy: HE SENT A VIDEO LINK
honey that is the link
and i have send it to anita
Darla: Thank you my love. I will watch it now
Daddy: ok let me know how it is
4 Minutes and 20 Seconds Later
Daddy: baby did u watch it
Darla: Wow! Baby you are a Supper Star!
Daddy: thanks honey
do u like it?
Darla: I loved it Hunny.
Daddy: thanks
so u mean i can park my bags and go home now right?
Darla: Mr. Jizzler won't see it until Monday I don't think my love.
Daddy: ok
i mean am done, so i can go home now right
because i have been in this town since last year
i miss home honey

Darla: Awww
Daddy: yea
baby what do u like in the video?
Darla: Everything!
Daddy: thats nice i love u sooo much
Darla: Hunny how far away is home? I mean where are you and where do you live now?
Daddy: its about four hours jorney
Darla: That is a long way my sweats.
Daddy: yes honey
i came because of my audition
because things are expensive there
renting of equipment
and hotel bills

but its late already
so i will be going back tomorrow Sunday
Darla: You need your rest Baby.
Daddy: yes honey am so happy i did not fail you
Darla: I spotted your talent on the day we met my love. Soon you will be in contract negotiations with Hitlanta and then we will be together as we have planned.
Daddy: that will be nice and thanks for believing in me honey
Darla: Baby you should rest now. We can talk in the morning ok?
Daddy: are u tired?
am just enjoying your sweet words here
but if u say so, no problem
i love you so much
and i miss u
tomorrow we chart ok?
kiss all over your sweet body
Darla: Awww! I'm just getting ready to go out for dinner with a client my Dear.
Daddy: ok honey
have a nice day
I love you
Darla: I love you piles more
Daddy: yea angel
good night honey
let me take my bath and sleep
bye bye




Watch this space as the Video is Real and it is Spectacular:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ladies and Gentlemen from around the world, Hitlanta, Oscar Piles, Darla, Anita, and I proudly present our newest star with his hit music video, "The Cock Crows." After a month of prep work, a multitude of special guest stars, a bit of freestyle, and some special effects, the lad with never ending words presents his audition.

Give it up for Hitlanta's newest release:

The Cock Crows Music Video
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For comparison, you may find the original video by country music performer Cowboy Troy here.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<jaw drops>

Top Drawer baiting. Outstanding.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is up there with the YMCA lad videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPZvHshKoL0

Well done to all involved. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The shower scene.... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fabulous bait. Truly a job well done. Can't wait to see what you do to him next.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow! Shocked He really put a lot of effort into that!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unbelievable! I can't believe how much time and money this lad spent!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Truly amazing! Looks like the whole village got in the action.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I enjoyed the special effects in the video. Somebody definitely put a lot of time into that. Very Happy

Incredible work done by all of the fine folks at Hitlanta Records!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An amazingly professional job from an obviously talented lad under hash conditions. What a pity he's a scumbag scammer.

Many congrats on such awesome results, team Hitlanta. I take my hat off to you all. bow_down bow_down clapping clapping
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That must have taken a pretty dime and time.
Awesome!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our Lad didn't travel home today after all as he seems to have a new Sugar Daddy who put him up for the night:

Quote:
Daddy:my love am ok
am relaxing here
so tired
someone paid for a day room in a hotel and said i should rest a while before i leave tomorrow
happy sunday honey
Darla:Happy Sunday to you. I'm glad you have nice friends who will take care of you.
Daddy:yes honey
its was someone who i ment here
he saw us while shooting and bought drinks for all the people i invited
the guy is such a nice guy
so how was your nite?
Darla:I had soo much trouble sleeping because I was excited for us my love.
Daddy:LOL
Thats good to hear honey
But you should have slept fine because of the good news my love
Darla:Have you eaten?
Daddy:no baby
i will soon go out and get something to eat
i have been sleeping since honey
Darla:What time is it there?
Daddy:7:45pm
i thought its not yet dark
maybe i will have to send someone to go and get me food at the restaurant
Darla:You need to eat my sweats so you can keep your strength up. What will you have?
Daddy:ok baby
i want to eat eba and owo soup
Darla:What is that Hunny?
Daddy:thats our local food
Darla:So what is it made out of?
Daddy:casava
Darla: ok
Daddy:its very nice
and tiko meat
a dried bush meat
when i come i will try prepare it for u
will u like to have it?
Darla:I would like to try it but normally I just eat American foods like Pizza and Spaghetti and Tacos.
Hunny did you send Mr. Jizzler a message yet?
Daddy:ok dont worry u will like it
no i have not
because i was so worried to send the video to anita
and i forgot to ask her about it
should i go ahead and send the introduction message?
Darla:I think that is the right thing to do Baby.
Daddy:you mean i should go ahead right?
Darla: Yess
Daddy:ok honey pls the email again
Darla: [email protected]
Daddy:thanks my love
am going to do that now
so honey what
how am i going to write it
just give me a tip
Darla:Just introduce yourself and tell him some information then thank him for allowing you to apply. Plus it would help if you mentioned me and anita and all of our hard work
Daddy:ok baby
u are such a wonderful and sweet lovely angel
Darla: Awww
Daddy:honey one more question
what if your boss now told anita that i sent him a message, and if she ask how i get his email, should i tell her u gave it to me?
Darla:Yess. Remember we all work for Hitlanta.
Daddy:ok my love
i will do just that
i love you so so so much
LONG PAUSE
am sending it now to your boss
Darla: ok
Daddy:honey i have done that
thanks for the tip
let me send what i told him to you
are u there baby?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: HE SENT ME WHAT HE SENT TO THE JIZZLER
Darla:That is a very nice message my love.
Daddy:thanks baby
baby what are you doing now?
Darla:Am thinking about us and our future together.
Daddy:yea thats nice
so tell me whats your result of thought?
Darla:Well I hoping we will marry and have children my dear.
Daddy:that will be nice
so good to know u have such thought
and that u have maid up your mind to marry me
are you in the house?
Darla: Yeah Baby I'm relaxing on the couch.
Daddy:all alone?
Darla: Yess
Daddy:ok baby
am u must be lonely right?
Darla:I am lonely so maybe I will go visit my Auntie Mary for a while. she is one of the elderlies and needs companionship too.
Daddy:ok honey
when i come u will no longer be lonely ok?
and me too i have to go out now to get the food and eat
Darla:Awww talk soon okay?
Daddy:ok baby
bye
love u so much
LATER
Daddy: HONEY
Darla: Hiya
Daddy:hiya
am back
are u in aunty marry's place now
??
Darla: i just got in the door my Sweatie.
Daddy:ok angel
greet her for me ok?
hope u will tell her of our progress?
Darla: I did and she was very excited especially over our Wedding.
Daddy:wow
honey am happy to know that
tell her i love her so much
and i miss her
Darla: Ok my love
Daddy:honey i need to touch your sweet body so soon
Darla:Tell me more...
Daddy:yea honey
more of you
and make all kind of sweet love to you
kiss all your body and make u feel honey
and suck you nipple and have sweet sex to you
then get you pregnant and have beautiful kids for me
tell me about yours
Darla:Let me dream more about this ok?
Daddy:ok honey
baby when do u think your boss will start working for my coming?
Darla:Well the recruitment team will have to assess your auditions presumably this week and from there assuming all is good they will work on a contract and visa for your arrival.
Daddy:ok that will be nice
so we hope soon like when?
Darla:I guess that depends on how your contract negotiations go my love.
Daddy:pls honey give me tip about the contract negotiation
Darla: I'll try to give you some insider information when that happens so you will get everything you deserve.
Daddy:ok baby
that will be nice of you
u have really tried my lovely wife
honey am needing to sleep now
what to say good nite my love
Darla:Bye Bye!
Daddy:bye bye my love
good nite and sweet dreams
God bless us in jesus name
Darla: amen
Daddy:kisses all over your bosy
sweet dream, bye




Daddy sent a message to the Boss (No not Springsteen):



Quote:
Good day sir, my name is Ralph Mugu a.k.a Daddy, i am the singer/rap artiste and movie actor, who applied in your company (Hitlanta Production), i have been so pleased to be giving an audition of three scenes of movie, and a music video to shoot, which i completed with all pleasure, I juts want to thank you for allowing me to apply and for the opportunity you gave me through your hard and nice workers Anita and Darla, they did really and gave me a beautiful reason to be part of your good company Hitlanta, it is my pleasure to be part of the Hitlanta Production, this is to say thanks and share appreciation for your kindness, God bless you sir.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anita has not spoken to Ralph since he sent in his videos, although he has sent her many, many messages. Let's see what he's up to, huh (eh)?

Anita: MY LUV IS HERE! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPER PROUD OF U! THE VIDEOS R GREAT!
Ralph: thank God
Ralph: coming here was so dificult
Anita: They r so happy 4 them and believe in us!
Ralph: so whats the update honey?
Ralph: really thats great to hear
Anita: Well, I think u certainly will have the job.
Ralph: honey what do u mean by believe in US?
Ralph: AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
Ralph: i have been so worried since i could not hear from you my love
Anita: They relly doubted me, cuz it took like 4ever!
Ralph: sorry about my delay
Ralph: but hope they believe in you now?
Anita: THEY BELIEVE IN BOTH US!
Ralph: wow thats great
Ralph: honey am so exited
Ralph: am happy for us
Ralph: so what was there way forward?
Anita: Well, you should contact the boss.
Anita: Cuz I'm sure he's going 2 want 2 get u contracted.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: send me the email
Anita: Can I ask u a ?
Ralph: yes honey ask me
Anita: Can u relly play that guitar from the videos?
Ralph: no baby
Anita: Oh.
Ralph: but am going to learn it
Anita: I like that. I wanted u to sing me one of my favorites, while you played guitar. OMGG, I LUV U SOOOOO MUCH!
Ralph: honey will that be a problem for us?
Anita: Will what be a problem?
Anita: I'm going 2 go potty. Be right back, k?
Ralph: i mean since i cant play the guiter
Ralph: ok baby
Anita: It will be fine! Oh, write the boss at bigpimpin'@gmail.com introduce urself and thank him for considering and waiting my luv!
Ralph: baby i did that yesterday already
Ralph: darla gave me that email yesterday
Ralph: i was going to tell u before i sent it
Ralph: she ask me to tell u also
Ralph: should forward the message i sent to him for u to see it?
Anita: Oh.
Anita: So ur still luving her, huh?
Ralph: no baby
Ralph: we chart and she ask me about the audition
Ralph: and i told her i have finished and send it to you
Anita: Oh. Ok.
Ralph: then she said thats fine
Ralph: and she now ask me if u have sent me the email of mr phijizle<---He can't get the boss' name right.
Ralph: i said no
Anita: So u luv only me?
Ralph: so she said you will surely ask me that
Ralph: yes my love
Ralph: u the one i love
Ralph: i told u already
Ralph: because u the only one who care for me
Ralph: and u the only one who has been giving me attention
Ralph: i guess darla has allot boyfriend
Anita: Well, they never stay long.
Ralph: and maybe thats reason she dont give me time
Ralph: u mean her relationship dont stay long?
Anita: I don't know.
Ralph: me i cant go into relationship that wount last forever
Ralph: i know my relationship with u will last forever
Ralph: right honey?
Anita: RIGHT! Cuz my church makes me luv my husband 4ever and do as he wishes!
Ralph: wow
Anita: How will u want me as a wife?
Ralph: and i am so happy that u learn allot from your church
Ralph: ok
Ralph: i want you to be God believer as u are
Ralph: and to be caring and concern as u already are
Ralph: to be submissive as the bible say
Anita: How will u want me as a submissive? How was it in ur past relations?
Ralph: Ephesians 5:22 says
Ralph: Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.
Anita: I know the verse.
Anita: Do u know I cannot worship u or pray 2 u!
Ralph: no it never mean that way baby
Ralph: it only giving instant
Ralph: then Ephesians 5:28 says In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself
Anita: And u will have 2 teach me how 2 lay with a man, ok?
Ralph: ok i will teach you that my lovely wife
Ralph: so i must love you like my self also
Ralph: because when we get married u automatically become one
Ralph: i will see u ask my self
Ralph: i will never hurt u like i cant hurt my self
Anita: I hear laying with a man hurts and is boring. Is that true? I've been told to go to sleep and pretend nothing is happening.
Anita: Like a gud wife.
Ralph: thats not true baby
Anita: That's what the elderly women says.
Ralph: laying with your husband is very sweet and pleasant
Ralph: they say it to keep u away from funication
Ralph: and that a good way to train up a child
Anita: I never want 2 funicate.
Ralph: it is only when u do it without marriage then u are hurting your self and your spirit and offending God almighty
Anita: Although, I do find it funny that "fun" is in the word! LOL
Anita: But, haven't u funicated?
Ralph: pls do not funicate ok?
Ralph: i have funicated
Ralph: but thats the past because i ask God for forgiveness
Anita: But u offended HIM!
Ralph: and by his grace he has forgiving me
Ralph: yes i know
Anita: Hmmm. I will have 2 see if there is a ritual 2 cleanse that from ur body and sould so u can be pure.
Ralph: because each time i do it, i use to feel bad deep in my soul
Ralph: yes i am pure now
Anita: OMGG! How many times?
Ralph: because when u ask him for forgiveness he forgives
Ralph: because he is a mercyful God
Ralph: baby sometimes ago i was with a girl, who does not know God very well
Ralph: so she kept pushing me to do it
Ralph: until i separated from her
Anita: What an evil gurl 2 make u funicate her.
Anita: Did she make u do horrible things?
Ralph: i thought we were going to get married before having sex
Ralph: she agreed and later she started pushing me to do it
Ralph: yes honey
Ralph: when i come i will tell u more about her
Anita: I don't want us 2 have secrets! What did she make u do?
Ralph: and the things she does that maid me to let go of her
Ralph: like funication
Ralph: and quarreling
Ralph: i never knew she was in curt and i dont like curt people
Ralph: some things i cant remember now
Ralph: and she dont like peace in the house
Ralph: me i like to live peaceful with my wife
Ralph: dont u like that baby?
Ralph: honey are u there?
Anita: I LUV PEACE. WHO WANTS 2 BREAK OFF A PEACE, HUH?
Ralph: good
Ralph: thats why i love you so much
Ralph: we must always be happy in the house
Ralph: and when we get married and have kids
Ralph: we must make them happy too
Anita: And they make us happy!
Ralph: yes my love
Ralph: we pray it will be like that and as God will in jesus name
Anita: Yes. I will speak with the Oracle Priestess tonight about ur passed funication, ok?
Ralph: what oracle honey?
Anita: From Church!
Ralph: ok
Ralph: let me come fist before u do that
Ralph: so we go together
Anita: Well, she helps me in preparing 2 be a wife.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so let me come fist ok?
Ralph: and after we go and see her, then i will also thank her for preparing u to be a good wife
Ralph: because u are so good
Ralph: and i know daddy did allot best to make that happen too right?
Anita: Oh yes. He luvs me sooo much.
Ralph: thats a good dad
Ralph: i love to have him as a father inlaw
Anita: Yes. And I do my best 2 be gud 4 him.
Ralph: yea
Ralph: thats nice of u
Anita: Cuz I don't like spankings when I get out of hand.
Ralph: so thats same way u will be good to me too right?
Anita: Of corse!
Anita: Let me know if the boss replies u!
Ralph: ok honey
Ralph: should i forward u the message i sent to him?
Anita: Sure!
Ralph: honey are you there?
Ralph: my network went off
Ralph: this is the message
Anita: I am here, but I have a meeting soon.
Ralph: <Same letter as above>
Anita: Oh. What did Darla do 4 u?
Ralph: common honey she introduce me to you
Ralph: and u did the best for me
Anita: But she had nuthing 2 do with ur audition. Now
Ralph: i just gave her that credit ok?
Anita: I'll have 2 split the bonus.
Ralph: honey pls dont get angry
Anita: I'm not mad. It was money I was going 2 use 2 surprise u.
Ralph: i did that so your boss will not think other wise
Ralph: what money baby?
Ralph: pls do not stop any good thing u want to do for your husband ok?
Ralph: do not plit anything
Ralph: what money honey?
Anita: U gave her credit for my work.
Anita: I get a bonus when u sign.
Anita: Hello?
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so i will also send another email to him when he replied
Ralph: and make him believe that u did the best
Anita: It's prolly 2 late.
Anita: U already said both of us worked hard.
Anita: Everyone always says she rides the hard ones.
Ralph: i can do it
Ralph: if he replied
Anita: I'm sure he will. He has high hopes and big plans for US!
Ralph: or should i send another and say also want to thank you for making anita to make my audition posible?
Anita: UR MY HUSBAND 2 BE. U SHOULD KNOW BEST.
Ralph: ok honey
Ralph: i will do that
Ralph: and u should also know that when i get paid and signed, and we get married u and i and our future kids will enjoy it together
Anita: Along with my dowelry 4 u!
Ralph: honey whats dowelry?
Ralph: sorry for the delay my network went off again
Ralph: pls whats dowelry?
Anita: Money Daddy has saved to give 2 my husband for my support and 2 take me from his hands and house.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so do u mean i should tell your boss that too?
Ralph: ok baby sorry
Anita: Why does the boss care about my dowelry?
Ralph: now i get it
Ralph: sorry i did not read our last conversation
Ralph: ok am happy to know that
Ralph: so u mean with my paid money and your dowelry, we will have enough to live with?
Anita: LOL. I would think so. Daddy has saved all my money I made, plus saved 4 me since I was born. Plus, they will pay u for being a new star.
Anita: And I'll get a half bonus I guess.
Ralph: LOL
Ralph: we get it together ok?
Anita: What is funny?
Ralph: u know it is funny
Ralph: u laughed first
Ralph: and am happy u are happy
Anita: Gud. It's rude 2 talk about money, tho. It is the root of all evil.
Ralph: i know we are being good to each other
Ralph: so when time come we will be as one and share ideals together
Anita: Yay!
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Ralph: i love you so much
Ralph: honey so when am i going to hear from your boss?
Anita: U made him wait so long...I'm not sure.

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The lad could actually have a career and make something of himself.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@The_Boobs - He is very talented yet he seems to supplement his income by Scamming just about anyone he can find. Sad but True.

Sooo I wasn't really in the Chatting mood today so I let our cock crow away the hours:

Quote:
Daddy: honey
Darla: How are you my sweats?
Daddy: honey am fine
honey there is a problem
Darla: What do you mean my love?
Daddy: aunty mary is mad at me
she is psoting on my photos
calling me a bad boy
that i was mean to her facebook friend
pls help me tell her am not a bad boy
Darla: Hunny she is one of the Elderlies and sometimes gets confuse.
Daddy: there is a woman helga who is my friend here on facebook
this morning i greeted her, good day
and she replied fine
i think she is aunty marry friend
so she ask me if i slept fine and i said yes
and i told her am an editor
and she said she is a painter, so i said but u are old madam, how do u still paint?
the woman became angry and started insulting me
i did not say any bad word to her
now aunty marry is angry that i called her a old woman
i even tell her sorry if the word hurt her
but she kept calling me names
baby now aunty is just psoting in all my pictures that i called helga a old woman
pls tell her not to do that again, that is spoiling my image
am i a bad boy honey?
are you there?
Darla: Am here sweatie and please don't let her bother you as it is probably just an episode and she will forget all about it soon.
Daddy: but will u talk to her for me
she is suppose to be happy for me not be mad at me
i sent her a message of apology, but she has not replied
Darla: She may be having her nap now.
Daddy: ok honey
Darla: Are you home yet?
Daddy: no baby
am still here
they said i look so tired
that i should wait till tomorrow
before traveling
Darla: That sounds like a great idea.
Daddy: yes baby
so how are u doing my love?
Darla: Am good just finishing up my lunch
thats nice
did u enjoy your self?
Darla: Yes it was nice thank you
Daddy: good
what did u have for lunch?
Darla: I had a ceasar salad with chicken and a cup of tea
Daddy: oh thats nice
am talking with aunty marry now
Darla: Ok my love.
Daddy: she has settled with me
she said i should draw her friend picture before she will accpet my request back lol

aunty marry is such a nice woman
and a funny woman
i think she likes the drawing pics i did for my self
she ask me if am the guy u toold her about and i said yes
and she advice me not to flit i said ok
Darla: Sorry I don't understand the last bit Hunny.
Daddy: i mean she advice me not to flirt
Darla: Who were you flirting with?
Daddy: nobody
a girl post on my pics and said a lovely word
thats what she saw
Darla: Oh
Daddy: yes baby

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Despite his talent, this young man's character is deeply flawed, and his knowledge of the world, and the greater reality, miniscule. Though, no doubt, he could do very well in show-biz. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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Following this bait it's a disappointment to see that the video shows he has talent and could do well but wastes his life scamming. Top bait from all concerned, well done.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So after what seemed like forever the Founder of Hitlanta wades in:

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Player it is sho nuff good to be meeting you after hearing your licks and witnessing your tricks dig? Dawg The Jizzler is always digging new rhymes; ones that go with the times and here in the Big Dirty he be thirsty so it’s time to pay heed yes indeed if you know what I’m saying?

Now it makes The Jizzler real proud of what you be saying be about his crowd cause them fine ass bitches be on the scene; making everyone that mean mean Green. See Daddy when you got you some Hos to pick up the slack; that’s when you never be turning back dig? When you gets to Hitlanta the other Brothers is gonna step aside and all the rest will run and hide cause the Mix Master who makes all the dough will be headlining every **DELETED** show.

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As per usual that kinda confused the Lad (in the chat below) but he does respond with this Schlock:

Quote:
Thank you so much Mr Phi for getting back to me, my pleasure sir
it give me so much joy to to see you reply comes to me as a rap artiste,
hoping to be sign soon in your label.
thanks and God bless.


This Chat went for approximately 12 hours although I wasn't around for a lot of it:

Quote:
Daddy: hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: MY love how are u doing?
Darla: Am good. I had a nice sleeps dreaming about you.
Daddy: wow baby
what was it about?
tell me, i love to hear
Darla: It was us and we had a little baby and lived in the most bestest house.
Daddy: wowwwww thats great
i love it baby
so did u prayed about it when u woke up?
Darla: Yesss
Daddy: thats nice
i am always praying also about us
honey your boss has replied me
Darla: Oh that's nice. What did he say?
Daddy: i think he likes me
Darla: ok
Daddy: baby i will forward it to you so u tell me what it stands for
but he write me like a rap artiste
is he a rap artiste?
Darla: I think that's how he got his start my sweats.
Daddy: ok
let me send it to you so u tell me if it sounds fine
HE SENT JIZZLER'S MESSAGE
thats it baby
Darla: Baby you said nice things about me and Anita to the Boss? Thanks you sooo much.
Daddy: you welcome my angel
so does he sound good?
Darla: I think so but what do you think my love?
Daddy: i think so also
Darla: I need to drive to work now but will be back soon ok?
Daddy: i wanted to reply him, but what am i going to say?
ok baby
Darla: Please come up with some ideas and write them here.
Daddy: u mean write it to u first before i send it?
ok honey u go to work and chat later when u get there
love u so much honey
AFTER COFFEE BREAK
Darla: Am here now
Daddy: ok honey
how is the office?
Darla: ok
Daddy: thats nice baby
honey am still here, planning to go home this evening
Darla: You need your rest my love.
Daddy: yes baby
i have been sleeping since
i am really getting a nice rest now
eating good food and watching tv
Darla: Nice
Daddy: yea baby
i miss u so much my love
so honey whats the next step now for my coming ?
Darla: I think Mr. Jizzler and the recruitment staff will need to review your audition fully and then make an offer to you Hunny.
Daddy: ok
Darla: So are are you going to respond to Mr. Jizzler?
Daddy: tes i have don that
yes i have done that
yes i have that
Darla: My Sweats have you talked more to Auntie Mary?
Daddy: yes i have done that
Darla; Am so glad that you have made peace with her Baby.
Daddy: honey i have don it aleady
LONG PAUSE
honey sorry for the delay reply
Darla: ok
Daddy: my network went off since
yes baby i have maid peace with her
and am happy too
and i have replied mr phi message
Darla: You are my special man
Daddy: and you are my special woman
i love you so much honey
Darla: Baby I'm just getting a cup of coffee but will be back shortly. Before I go I was wondering what you would think if I were to ask Anita to be a my Maid of Honor at our Wedding? I don't have a lot of close friends so I think she is the obvious choice.
I WANDERED OFF
Daddy: ok do not tell her now
let me come first
we will approach everyone together
and also i have told my friend in texas about us
so when i come u and i will also go and invite them together
do u understand baby
?
its best u and i tell her together, so she will not think we are doing all this audition because of our wedding sake alone
AFTER A BIT
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: we need to meet with every one together ok?
so dont go and meet her
we will also go and meet aunty mary together ok?
honey i have a friend in califonia too
Darla:I've asked her to meet me later though.
Daddy:ok
she told me already
she said she feels u want to talk about the audition
Darla:Well that too but I thought that giving her the news might make her happy.
no she might feel u are helping me because of our relationship and not for the company sake
Darla:Hunny I am a professional and everyone knows it.
Daddy:yea
but dont involve that now
let things work out first
Darla: My love did you send Auntie Mary's friend some of your artwork?
Daddy: no i did not
i snapped the pics but did not allow the company logo to show and post it
thats where she sees it
Darla: Huh? I thought you were making her a drawing?
Daddy: aunty mary said if i want to make up with her friend i should draw her and send to her
she said she love my drawing
Darla: Well I must say you are very talented and that would be a nice gesture my love.
Daddy: thanks baby
honey who is going to be incharge of the nest step of my signing into your company?
Darla: Anita as Admin Ass is probably your best contact
Daddy: ok
she is a nice and lovely girl
Darla: Yess she is a fine asset to Hitlanta.
Daddy: ok baby
she likes me very much
Darla: Just keep it professional Mr. Man because I know she is a pretty girl.
Daddy: ok
but how do u really mean?
Darla: Just remember you are my man for ever and ever!
I won't stand for anyone cheating on me behind my back.
Daddy: ok honey
and u my woman for life
am using wisdom in all am doing ok?
i have been single for two years now
and a woman who i will love has been my search
now that i have found u, am doing my best to keep it real ok?
tell me honey how much do u love me?
Darla: I love you more better than anyone I have ever met.
Daddy: ok baby thats good to know
and i love u too
so what can u do to keep me for ever?
and how many kids do u want us to have in future?
are u there honey?
Darla: I was just thinking.
Maybe three?
Daddy: wow thats nice
so how do u intent to keep me forever?
Darla: Through love you silly man.
Daddy: ok baby
but why calling me silly man?
Darla: Because it was a silly question.
Daddy: my love talk to me
but that feels bad honey
your husband is not silly right?
Darla: Oh
Daddy: baby
its ok
so have u had something to eat?
Darla: Not yet but I will soon Baby.
Daddy: ok honey
Darla: I just spoke to Auntie Mary and she says her friend is still sad
Daddy: so what do i do now baby?
Darla: Can you make a special drawing for her?
Daddy: yes i will
but i dont have her pics
except the one in her profile
Darla: That would work my love.
Daddy: and i already blocked her
Darla: Why did you block her?
Daddy: should i unblock her? and message her
because she was insulting me too much baby
just for the word i said
Darla: I think you should get the drawing ready first so that you can cheer her up my sweats.
Daddy: ok honey
u are such a understanding woman
baby am blocking every girls here who have intention on me on facebook
hope that is a good ideal
???
Darla: That is sweat. I need to do some work but will be back later.
Daddy:i told them already i have someone, and they keep talk sweet words to me
ok honey
LATER
honey are u back?
Darla: Am just sitting down Baby.
Daddy: ok
welcome
so how are u my love?
and i will want to discuss something to u
i will be back i want to get a card and call someone
be right back
Darla: ok
Daddy: ok
LATER
honey am back
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: HIYA
now tell me whats hiya?
Darla: It means Hey Youse
You wanted to discuss something with me?
Daddy: ok baby
my network went bad
now i want us to talk like husband and wife ok?
Darla: ok. Take out the trash or no num nums for you tonight.
Hahaha

Daddy:yea
whats numb honey
Darla: I was just making a funny my love. Please write what you need for me to hear but I'll read it in a bit as I have to get back to work.
Daddy: ok baby
good to know u can make me laugh
but u need to be less busy before we can talk all of it
i just wanted us to know each other better than this as husband and wife
LATER
Daddy: honey
are u there
Darla: Am here Baby.
Daddy: i went to get something to eat
so tell me, so u ever like it when your man tells u lies?
Darla: No and when you lied to me I was hurt.
What do you need to tell me this time?
Daddy: ok
nothing i just want to know somethings about u
now if your man tells u a secrete how do u react ?
Darla: It depends upon the secret I suppose.
Daddy: ok
its ok
so tell me, when u have issues with your man, do u allowed it to take long before making up with him?
Darla: Um what are you trying to tell me?
Daddy: common i said i need to know somethings about u and compatibly status of you
we going to get married
there are things that matters with husband and wife in a home
u can as well ask me what u will like to know about me and u as husband and wife
honey are u there?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: ok
its like u dont like talking about issues like this?
It seems like you want to tell me something but won't for some reason. It has me wondering.
u dont need to be wondering ok?
am your man
just talk with me
lets get to know each other better
so that when i come we wount have stress talking about it again
Darla: ok
Daddy: i love you so much ok?
Darla: Awww
Daddy: and i have been waiting for long for u to agreed to marry me
but its took u long time to agreed
now i see it that maybe u wanted me to focused on my audition first
or maybe u dont believe i will be able to do it
so now that u have agreed to be my wife, am so happy
honey u not talking to me
why?
Darla: Sorry am at work.
Daddy: ok
that means u not chanced to talk heart to heart now right?
Darla: Am listening Baby.
Daddy: ok
i have said so manythings u have not replied yet
my love
i want a perfect and peaceful home for us
successful and fruitful home
Darla: ok
Daddy: yea baby
so dont u have anything u will like to know about me as your husband to be?
Darla: We'll need to talk later when I'm less busy Hunny but I don't mind seeing your special words.
Daddy: ok my sweet love
when u less busy alert me ok?
LATER
Daddy: hello baby
Darla: I just got in the door can you give me a few minutes Hunny?
Daddy: ok baby
LATER
Darla: Hiya
Daddy:hiya
how u still in the office?
Darla:No am at home my sweats.
Daddy:ok
u close from the office?
Darla: huh?
Daddy: whats your time now?
Darla: After 6 why?
Daddy: am just asking baby
u know our time is far way from yours
Darla: But you were asking if I was close to the office for some reason??
Daddy:no i mean if u have closed from office
i mean closed for today
do u get it now?
Darla: Oh. I'm done for the day but sometimes people work all hours my love.
Daddy: ok baby
Darla: Hunny are you home yet?
Daddy:no
tomorrow morning i will be going home
Darla: What town are you in and where is home baby?
Daddy:am in a town called agbara ughelli
and my home is benin edo state
Darla: ok
LONG PAUSE
Daddy: yea
honey in time will u come with me to my country for visit?
Darla: I think so.

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