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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Demmit Anita has all the fun! Oh well I'm sure Anita's Daddy will have some too but let Darla have her say or at least let Darla post what the Scammer was Blathering on aboot today:

Quote:
Daddy: hello honey
how was your nite?
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: hiya
how was your nite my love angel
Darla: I had good sleeps Baby.
Daddy: thats nice honey
me i had no good sleep because am still out the town where am doing my audition
someone promise to loan me a 100,000 today to complete my audition, and he is not here yet
am so worried honey because miss anita said the deadline is Thursday
i have done the audio of the music video
Darla: Hunny you need to focus on finishing your audition.
Daddy: SENDS ME THE SAME PHOTOS AS ANITA
those pics are the pics i took at the studio
pls honey help me so they cant give up on me
yea baby i need to finish it
am trying my best
anita is truly a nice person
she has been helping me for what to do
Darla: But I stuck my neck out for you and if you don't complete this I'll look foolish.
Daddy: ok baby i must finish it
i will not dissapoint you
am going to make u proud i promise
i love you so much baby
and i hope to see you soon
honey can i call you on facebook? so i can hear your sweet voice again
Darla: My sweatie I don't have a headset on this ladtop.
Daddy: ok baby
i miss your honey voice though
baby i saw in your profile saying in a relationship
who are u in a relationship with?
Darla: Why are you always accusing me of things and trying to make me angry????
Daddy: no no baby pls dont get angry
i said i saw it in your profile
just a question
check it and u will see it saying in a relatiinship
i just want to know if its me
u know i love you so much and i dont want to share you with anyone
pls honey i did not say it to get u upset ok?
or did u put it like that so no one will disturb u?
common my love u get angry easily
ok sorry pls
i love you so much
and anytime u get angry with me , its makes my heart beat fast
pls tell me u no longer angry so i will be fine here
Darla: You even accused me of being with another man when I was away.
Daddy: i did not accused you my wife
u were not replying my message so i just asked
pls my lovely wife am so sorry ok?
o forgive me and give me a smile
Darla: You've made me sad.
Daddy: o my God
honey pls is ok
i said am sorry
am just protecting you because i love you so much
Darla: I'll talk to you later when am not so sad.
Daddy: honey pls dont do this
i did not mean to make u angry, i saw it in your profile thats while i ask
u dont need to be upset
u know i always love it when u chart with me
am just here in the hotel alone lonely waiting for the gut who promise to loan me money
thats why i send you message so we can chart, why do u want to keep me lonely again
i dont need any other woman but baby
pls share up and lets be happy again
i promise i will not ask such question again
pls dont go
come back baby lets talk sweet things and be happy together
o my God
honey are u there?
Darla: I said I'll talk to you later Mr. Man! Work on your audition and don't let me down!
Daddy: ok
i will
i love you honey and will always love u
LATER
Daddy: Are u still mad at me?
Darla: Am just sad because of the mean things you say.
Daddy: I said am sorry, why is it taking u too long to accept apology, am in the office i came to take loan, and i need to be sure u are happy
Am sorry my baby
I will never say that kinda word again
I promised
Tell me u have forgiving me and give me a smile
Darla: Aww I can never stay mad at you Hunny.
Daddy: oh thank you my baby
so are u happy now?
Darla: Am feeling more better.
Daddy: thats nice
am happy also
am discussing with the guy who wants to give me loan of 100,000
and he said he will give me 50,000 now and by wednesday evening he is going to give me the remaining 50,000
i told him i was giving a dead line of thursday
he said no much money
Darla: Baby once you do your audition we will be together.
Daddy: Ok honey, i can't wait for that, i need to be with u honey
all i need for u to do for me is when i ask for a little more time to complete it, u will help me stand ok?
but let me see our its will go now till thursday evening which i promise miss anita
do u understand?
Darla: Yes I understand but please remember that my reputation as a professional is on the line.
Daddy: Ok honey i know that, i can't fail u, u know when anita sent the form i filled it and send, so also i will complete this audition and send soon, i promise, am in the town already, is just money that cost me this delay, but it will be over soon
Baby the loan guy is back, i will chart with u later
Let me see if i can beg him to give me the remain 50,000 tomorrow, later we chart honey, love u so much
Darla: Love you more!!!!
LATER
Daddy: he has gone to the inner room to bring the 50,000
Darla: Awesome news sweatie!
Daddy: thanks baby
i.will be shooting again by tomorrow
i need to go look for something to eat.now
am so ungry
Darla: Have something Yummy.
Daddy: Ok baby
Come and join me to eat
Darla: What are you having Baby?
Daddy: its our africa food
its called owo soup and stash
with checken
honey do they sell africal foods there in your restaurant?
Darla: Um I'm not really sure my love. Maybe at the Mall.
Daddy: Ok when i come u will take me there right?
Darla: I like American food like Pizza and Tacos.
Daddy: Ok baby am going to teach u how to eat more Africa foods, like moimoi, eba, salad, beans, boile e.t.c, so many
And u will love them


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

While we wait for Rapping/Acting Ralph to borrow more money and complete his two audition tapes for Hitlanta, there's not much to do but...chart. At this point, he claims to have sold one of his phones, and is not in his hometown. The requirements for the movie audition requires several different people and he could never play them all and hold the camera. His debts to others grow.

Meanwhile, he de-educamates Anita and, in an unexpected turn, Ralph "outs" Darla.

Dr. Ralph: hello honey, are u not yet online?

Dr. Ralph: are u there?
Anita: Yes, I am here.
Dr. Ralph: Hello?
Anita: I have news for you.
Dr. Ralph: so how did you go with dad honey?
Dr. Ralph: my love my network is slow, pls manage it
Dr. Ralph: did daddy gave you the money?
Dr. Ralph: ok honey tell me
Anita: I don't know how to manage a network.
Dr. Ralph: whats the news?
Anita: Daddy says $50,000 is a lot of money.
Dr. Ralph: when i said manage i mean patient if i slow in replying u honey
Anita: And he asked if I had ever met u in person.
Dr. Ralph: what the news baby?
Anita: I'm starting 2 wonder if ur talking 2 other people.
Dr. Ralph: ok
Dr. Ralph: so what did u tell him honey
Dr. Ralph: no am not talking to anyone is just network slow
Anita: I told him u were auditioning and we hadn't met in person. He was not happy. He wanted to contact u.
Dr. Ralph: ok baby let him contact me
Dr. Ralph: What will u say
Dr. Ralph: did u tell him we in love with each other also
Dr. Ralph: u tell me what to say baby
Anita: I did not tell him cuz ur not in our church and it would upsettle him I think.
Anita: What is this Western Union stuff you mention 2?
Dr. Ralph: ok my love so what do should i say?
Dr. Ralph: baby we need to complete audition as fast as possible
Dr. Ralph: and i also notice u calling 50,000 dollars , baby is not 50,000 dollars , its naira
Dr. Ralph: western union is the bank u will send the money through
Anita: WE don't need to complete the audition. YOU do.
Anita: I don't know a Western Union bank.
Anita: And I ASKED if it was $50,000. What's a naira? Is that some mobile company?
Dr. Ralph: baby but i need to balance the equipment company to be able to complete the movie
Dr. Ralph: naira is my country money and its lower then your country money
Dr. Ralph: 50,000 naira is about 2,600 dollars

Ralph has, conveniently, moved a decimal. First, there was the confusion on Anita's part when she didn't differentiate between dollars and naira. Now, to take advantage, Ralph is turning 50,000 into roughly $2,600, instead of $260.

Dr. Ralph: did u get it?
Anita: Get what?
Dr. Ralph: $3,000 is 59,400 naira
Dr. Ralph: so its not 50000 dollars honey
Dr. Ralph: are u there?
Anita: Yes. Reading.
Dr. Ralph: so tell dad i said its not dollars its naira
Dr. Ralph: so it 2,600 dollars
Dr. Ralph: that makes it 50,000 naira here
Dr. Ralph: or do u have it honey?
Anita: Do I have naira?
Anita: No.
Dr. Ralph: no baby i sopent everything yesterday
Dr. Ralph: why did u ask?
Dr. Ralph: u want to see our its looks like?
Anita: Why did I ask what?
Dr. Ralph: maybe i can download from the net and send to u
Anita: hmm?
Dr. Ralph: i said if i have naira?
Dr. Ralph: so i said no i dont have and why u asking?
Anita: Why did I ask what here 2?
Anita: It seems ur not talking 2 me, but sum1 else. What time do u get the 2nd part of the loan?

<<Picture of of 1000 Naira bill>>

Dr. Ralph: did u see it?
Dr. Ralph: thats our country miney
Dr. Ralph: its ok ny wife
Dr. Ralph: the guy said roday or tomorrow honey
Dr. Ralph: my wife am not talking to anyone , my network is slow, and i just went to google our country currency for u to see it
Dr. Ralph: i mean the loan guy said he was going to bring the second half today or tomorrow, now i went to the office he was not around so i called him and he said tomorrow i will bring the second half
Dr. Ralph: baby what do i do?
Dr. Ralph: if he had brought it there will be no need for you to ask daddy for money again
Dr. Ralph: all i just dont want is to fail my promise by thursday again
Dr. Ralph: honey are u there?
Dr. Ralph: or cam you beg for more time for me at the your company?
Dr. Ralph: baby are u seeing my message or is it bad network?
Dr. Ralph: honey are u there ?
Anita: So, u need me to go to the bank and get money like that?
Anita: ????
Dr. Ralph: baby am not saying to bank, i said if u have 2600 dollars to assist me with
Dr. Ralph: network is so bad honey
Dr. Ralph: but if u said u dont have no problem
Dr. Ralph: i hope that guy give me the remain half then no need for u to support with money again
Dr. Ralph: my love are u there?
Dr. Ralph: honey u not replying me
Dr. Ralph: are u busy?
Anita: Daddy keeps my money for me. I will have 2 get it from him. Each week, he lets me keep $25 and he puts the rest in the bank to save for me and add to my dowelry.
Dr. Ralph: oh thats nice my wife
Dr. Ralph: honey its ok
Dr. Ralph: u dont need to send money anymore or i want you to do is this
Dr. Ralph: remember i said two options
Anita: What 2?
Dr. Ralph: the second one is the, if i cant complete the audition by thursday, u will have to stand for me, so your company will not see me like am not serious
Dr. Ralph: can you do that for me honey?
Anita: Well. When is the absolute latest u will have it?
Dr. Ralph: honey what do u mean by that pls explain
Dr. Ralph: that doesnt sound good right?
Anita: Will it be here Friday?
Dr. Ralph: pls explain my wife
Anita: No. None of this sounds good cuz it was suppost 2 be here weeks ago.
Dr. Ralph: honey i know
Anita: WHEN WILL IT BE HERE IF NOT FRIDAY? I don't know how they do things in ur country, but here, deadlines are taking srsly and stuff.
Dr. Ralph: honey lets make it monday, so i can edit it i go back to my town by friday and send it to you with cafe by sathurday, will that be ok my love?
Anita: Not up 2 me on if they will accept it.
Anita: Have u completed ANYTHING?
Dr. Ralph: yes here deadline is also taking serious, but when u have a good reason for not turning up they will understand
Dr. Ralph: o my God
Dr. Ralph: we just finish shooting the movie scenes
Anita: Can u email the audio and rough cuts of what u have finished so I can at least present these and they know ur working 2 finish it?
Dr. Ralph: but the company are with it until i complete there money
Dr. Ralph: so by tomorrow if the loan guy give me the money, i will take the rushes and go to studio and look for a good laptop to edit it, then go back to my town to send the movie and the music audio first before i shoot the music video
Dr. Ralph: ok i will surely send that audio and see if the will give me a rough short also and send to you by friday ok?
Dr. Ralph: atleast that will make them sure am on it
Anita: So, nothing by Thursday? NOTHING?
Dr. Ralph: ok i will also try baby
Dr. Ralph: if i be giving the money by tomorrow, that mean i will pay the balance and go to my town to send it by thursday
Dr. Ralph: honey do you know i love the way you handle issues
Dr. Ralph: you are just to good for me
Dr. Ralph: and this is the reason am seriously in love with u
Anita: None of ur friends in the audition will loan it you?
Dr. Ralph: no baby they dont have it
Dr. Ralph: some came from far also, i even pay there transport and hotel bills
Anita: Weren't u on TV in that city? U said everyone recognize u. None will help while I wait on Daddy?
Dr. Ralph: and i buy food three squal meals a day for them
Dr. Ralph: the support they giving me is that i dont pay thats because am recognized here
Anita: That makes no cents.
Dr. Ralph: thats how it goes here
Dr. Ralph: but i noticed some dont have
Dr. Ralph: and other people who have to loan they keep asking for what we call cholatara
Dr. Ralph: that you will have to give them something that is up worth the amount u looking for
Dr. Ralph: like a car or a land paper
Dr. Ralph: when u bring that then they will give u the loan
Dr. Ralph: do you understand honey?
Dr. Ralph: my angel are you there?
Dr. Ralph: honey talk to me
Anita: Yes.
Dr. Ralph: what are u doing?
a
Dr. Ralph: re u busy??
Anita: Eating. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Dr. Ralph: i know my love, you are there for your husband sake
Dr. Ralph: and i truly appreciate my love
Anita: You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Dr. Ralph: i know honey
Dr. Ralph: and i also know u are there because of me
Dr. Ralph: honey will u still talk to daddy about the money, so that if that loan guy fail
Dr. Ralph: or even if he turns up i can use the money to complete the music video
Dr. Ralph: tell daddy to loan us $ 3,000
Dr. Ralph: can you do that?
Dr. Ralph: so when your company give your back the money, then u will give daddy his $ 3,000
Anita: I don't TELL Daddy anything. Nobody puts him in a corner.
Dr. Ralph: what do u say baby
Dr. Ralph: ok ok baby
Dr. Ralph: dont worry, lets not drag daddy into this
Dr. Ralph: i think when i come and i want to ask him of marrying you thats when we should make him know more about me
Dr. Ralph: if i come and i get paid , i think i will have to make you make wife and go and see daddy
Dr. Ralph: because my love for you is so strong now
Dr. Ralph: and i dont want to let darla know about it now, till i come
Dr. Ralph: so u guys will not have problem, i know you love me more than the way she does, and you are a virgin and thats what i want
Anita: Speaking of...can u tell me what this means," Yes, I've blown something like 68 or so and u make 69." Is it drug talk?
Anita: ?
Dr. Ralph: baby whats 68 and 69
Dr. Ralph: ???
Anita: 137
Dr. Ralph: why did u say that about drug, i dont do drug
Dr. Ralph: i did not say anything about 137
Dr. Ralph: whats that honey?
Anita: I heard this at work, and don't know what it means. U reminded me of it. ," Yes, I've blown something like 68 or so and u make 69."
Dr. Ralph: or are u missing me with somone?
Anita: It's drug or sex talk or sumthing. Sum1 here (I"m not saying their name) said it to a guy here. He delivers Sweet Tea to the vending machines.
Dr. Ralph: i dont understand my love, pls explain
Anita: Of curse I'm missing u. I wish u were here already and not messing around taking 4ever.
Anita: Explain the part I need explaining? Explain plz.
Dr. Ralph: baby pls dont let those message spoil you mind ok?
Dr. Ralph: they just talking rough talk honey, its just a bad language to corrupt your mind
Dr. Ralph: its nothing good
Dr. Ralph: they dont know God
Dr. Ralph: they live as sinners
Anita: What r they blowing 68 or 69 times? Like drug balloons or sumthing?
Anita: So u think they r sinners? Hmmmmmm.
Dr. Ralph: like sex talk honey
Dr. Ralph: yes baby they are
Dr. Ralph: they are sinners
Dr. Ralph: and its hard to see a good girl like u , here in my country and even there in your country
Dr. Ralph: all u see is lesbians and gays
Anita: Where r lesbians and gays?
Dr. Ralph: they are all over in your country
Dr. Ralph: lesbians are those girls that get married to girl
Dr. Ralph: and gays are the men that get married to men also
Dr. Ralph: just like sodom and gomora
Dr. Ralph: do u understand?
Anita: We preach against that in our church. Do they have the gays and the lebians there in ur country?
Dr. Ralph: they are here but not much because if our gorvenment see any one practicing it, they will jail that person
Dr. Ralph: so they dont allow it here
Dr. Ralph: people that does it, they do it hide
Anita: We don't allow it in our Church nether.
Dr. Ralph: and our church also preach against it also
Anita: So u think this woman that said she blew 68 and he made 69 was a lebian?
Dr. Ralph: then your church is truly a nice one
Anita: Is blew like a lebian a sex act or sumthing?
Dr. Ralph: i dont know really hobey but they are all sinners
Anita: maybe she is
Dr. Ralph: baby u are deferent
Dr. Ralph: this is why am so much inlove with you honey
Dr. Ralph: now tell me will you marry me?
Anita: Of curse if Daddy approves. Be careful of ur other luv, then, cuz I shouldn't get involved, but she is prolly a lebian.
Anita: Do lebians have female sperm 2? What do they do with it if they don't make babies?
Dr. Ralph: you mean darla us a lesbian?
Dr. Ralph: omg
Dr. Ralph: i see the reason she does not have that affection and motion for me
Anita: I DON'T KNOW 4 SURE. I HEARD HER SAY THIS 2 THE VENDING MAN. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
Dr. Ralph: but she likes me so muchh
Anita: Can u explain more about the lady sperm?
Anita: It seems u like her so much. frown emoticon
Dr. Ralph: ok honey i wount say anything to her
Dr. Ralph: yea i like her so much because she is nice to me
Anita: Oh
Dr. Ralph: but i was not happy because she does not show me attention like u do
Dr. Ralph: so i have not choice to love you instead of her
Anita: So u luv a lebian?
Dr. Ralph: i dont think i love her any more
Anita: or luved?
Anita: But u luved a lebian.
Anita: Hmmmmmmmmm
Anita: I don't think I like this.
Dr. Ralph: u the one i have to love now and beside she is not a virgin and u are
Anita: And ur a virgin 2!
why should i love a virgin?
Dr. Ralph: But I have concerns now.
Anita: Yeah. U want 2 luv a lebian, not a virgin.
Dr. Ralph: now i know she is a lesbian am going to be careful about her now
Dr. Ralph: Ok. I understand.
Dr. Ralph: honey i never knew she was a lesbian, but i know something is not right about her
Dr. Ralph: baby it is you i want and no one else
Dr. Ralph: so i will reduce my attention with darla
Dr. Ralph: but she is still our friend right?
Anita: Hmmmmm
Anita: Now that u have said she is a lebian, I must condom her.
Dr. Ralph: pls dont do anything ok?
Anita: But it is villianous
Dr. Ralph: take my advice, am your husband and we dont know for now if she is a lesbian or not
Anita: ok
Dr. Ralph: pls just be like nothing happen ok?
Dr. Ralph: be a good girl to me ok? and take my advice
Dr. Ralph: dont do anything about her pls
Anita: But u told me she is a lebian.
Dr. Ralph: dont condom her pls, let God do that hin self, u cant judge anyone because u dont know all about that person
Dr. Ralph: just keep bein nice to her
Dr. Ralph: i said it might be or not, i said i dont know
Anita: U said blowing 68 and him being 69 made her a lebian, tho.
Dr. Ralph: comeon honey lets talk about our self and forget about darla, lesbian and gay
Dr. Ralph: no i said those her words of sinners and it might be a lesbian or not
Anita: WILL U FINALLY EXPLAIN MORE ABOUT LADY SPERM, THEN?
Dr. Ralph: now baby let us forget about this issue ok? and talk good things about our self
Dr. Ralph: do u understand, darla is not a lesbian she us just a girl who has lots of men
Dr. Ralph: ok female sperm is just sperm and its there as a woman to welt u when u are high in emotion and having sex
Dr. Ralph: but its does not form a baby
Anita: Why welt me, tho? It's soooo
Anita: soooo
Anita: messy. Ugh
Dr. Ralph: its makes u welt that u can make love smoothly
Anita: Hmmm.
Anita: How do u know so much about it if ur a virgin 2?
Dr. Ralph: honey am not a virgin
Dr. Ralph: its had to see a man who is a virgin
Anita: Oh.
Dr. Ralph: i have dated before honey
Dr. Ralph: and the reason am not married now is because i have not find a God loving woman like u
Dr. Ralph: u can see a man who is a virging
Dr. Ralph: bay your virginal is close now so u cant make love for now
Dr. Ralph: until you are married and your husband will now break it, then it will open and then u can start making love
Dr. Ralph: do you understand honey
Dr. Ralph: honey talk to me
Anita: Break what? Bread?
Dr. Ralph: no, there something in your clitories that is cover
Dr. Ralph: and when a man out is dick inside , slowly he breaks it thats when u lose your virginity and it should be your husband that will do it
Dr. Ralph: honey will u love to be my wife and live with me now and forever and have kidds for me?

After that explanation, what woman isn't swooning?

Dr. Ralph: pls answer me i know u said daddy aprove
Dr. Ralph: but answer me with your heart
Anita: What's a clitories?
Anita: And yes.
Dr. Ralph: say it
Anita: clitories. Does that mean not fattening or it makes u fat?
Dr. Ralph: no hold on i will show you a pics of it Shocked

<<Education Diagram of Female Genitalia>>

Dr. Ralph: did u see it now
Anita: Oh yuck. I can't look at that stuff. It's phonographic!
Dr. Ralph: that vaginal entrance is what am talking about, it will be block and your husband will now have to open it
Anita: Delete it!
Anita: I have to go throw up.
Dr. Ralph: its not phonograph honey
Dr. Ralph: i got it from an educational site
Dr. Ralph: it sent it to educate you
Dr. Ralph: u will have to delete it when u finish going through it
Dr. Ralph: read it and understand every part of it
Dr. Ralph: thats is where the man organs go through and releases his sperm to it and through ther it gets the woman womb and touches a egg inside and the egg melted to form a blood inside after a month from that blood after two months it becomes baby
Dr. Ralph: are u there honey?
Dr. Ralph: honey are you there? you told me to explain very well, now am teaching u what u need to know
Dr. Ralph: and how o be careful because you are a child if God

<<Image of Fetus Development>>

Dr. Ralph: this is a baby in a womb not up to a month after the sperm break the egg inside a woman

<<Image of Fetus Development>>

<<Image of Fetus Development>>

Dr. Ralph: its ok i will stop here, when i come over i will teach u the rest
Dr. Ralph: my love are u there
Dr. Ralph: ok lets change the topic
Dr. Ralph: ok let me show u pics you will like, after nine months, u get this

<<Image of of a baby>>
Anita: I had 2 go throw up. I called Daddy 2 come pick me from work. This has made me sick seeing the phonography. I guess I'll be back on Thursday to check email.

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Dr. Ralph: that vaginal entrance is what am talking about, it will be block and your husband will now have to open it


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Sooo I've really being felt left out and relieved at the same time but there are times where one must jump back in with both feet. Yeah this Lad is a Pain in the Ass but also really funny at times:



Quote:
Daddy: hello baby
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: baby
am so sad here
Darla: Why are you sad Sweatie?
Daddy: because i just finished shooting the movie audition but am still owing the equipment company so they be with the movie and said if i bring the complete money they will give me
Darla: Baby you need to finish your audition so we can finally be together.
Daddy: yea honey i must finish it
i need to come over quick
LATER
Darla: Why are you talking to me?
Daddy: how honey
am talking to you
i was shooting since
talk to me baby am here now
honey talk to me
u not replying me, u dont give me your time
honey talk to me
baby whats going on?
talk to me
baby love whats going on? why you not talking to me?
where did u go honey?
Darla: I was here but not getting noticified
Daddy: talk to me?
Darla: Hunny am so lonely. Tell me what you'll do with me when we meat?
Daddy: ok maybe its network problem
Wow
am going to fuck and so sweet baby
am gonna kiss and suck u very well and make u screen
Darla: Will I be sassified?
Daddy: pls call me if u have a call card so i can fuck u on phone my love
and make you come baby
Darla: Hunny I tolds you that I can't use my work phone ok? My Boss Mr. Jizzler would be upset and I don't want to upset him because he is a nice nice man.
Daddy: ok honey
i thought u would call me the way you did the other day
well i miss your sweet voice
i really wanted to make you screen on phone and put you so high and satisfy u
Darla: Awwww. Maybe I can call on the Weekend my sweats.
Daddy: ok baby
so let me make u come
now touch your body for me
and put your hands inside baby
and close your eyes and feel my cock inside you pussy
Darla: ok
Daddy: and put it out and in honey
feel my fucking u harder
are u on it ?
Darla: Am lovin’ it.
Daddy: yea
common touch it for me
and feel me inside of u my love
am doing the same right now
maybe we can talk on facebook call honey
can i call u on facebook? i want to heat your voice as u screen
Darla: Babby I tolds you my ladtop doesn't have speakers.
Daddy: what about a are pics honey
Darla: Well maybe one if you promise me that you will finish your audition on time?
Will you also sends me a picture?
Daddy: lol
i promise i must surely finish my audition so i can be with you my love
you know i really want to come over
yea baby
and u send me also right?
because i have ask for it allot
Darla: So if I sends you sexy pixture you will do the same???
Daddy: so baby can i call now?
i want to fork u now honey
yea honey
Darla: Ok. give me a minute to set up camera?
Daddy: ok baby
what about a video call honey
Darla: Hunny I tolds you I can't. If I sends you will sends me a picture that you takes in mirror right?
Daddy: ok baby
but no mirror here
am in a friend house
Darla: I want to see all of you and your handsome face.
Daddy: ok baby
that will be nice
but the mirror is in the room
Darla: Then go there and don't disappoint me!
Daddy: they are sleeping now baby
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: so honey what else?
let me snap without a mirror
and send me yours now
Darla: I took my picture using timer on camera but if you are going to disappointing me I won't send.
Daddy: honey dont condition me pls
i told u no mirror here
i have sent u allot of pics and u havent sent any to me
now u want to why conditioning me
SENDS A PICTURE OF A SHITTY MIRROR
Daddy: this is what i could get from the small mirror here and my phone flash light is covering my face
send me yours baby
snapped another one same thing
ANOTHER SHITTY MIRROR SHOT
u are my love and love should not be with condition
Darla: If I do and you don't sends me one with your face and Big Wang Dangler then I will be pissed on at you.
Daddy: comon on dont say that
Darla: Huh?
Daddy: u said u will pissed on at me
Darla: Yesss because you aren’t serious and just want to see my naughty bits.
Daddy: baby send yours am not seeing anything yet
is dark in my phone
i cant snap proper with my phone
except someone do it for me, and am alone here
do u like that?
is not too clear babu
so send yours
HE SENDS A FUNNY PHOTO
Darla: Do you promise to sends what I asks for tomorrow?
Daddy: ok i promise
Darla: Will it be here for when I wakes up?
Daddy: but u know professionally ponograph pictures are not allowed on the internet as a star, u know that right
Darla: So you aren't sending? Aren't you a good lad to me?
Daddy: common i tried
u saw what i have there is dark
and u never send anything
Darla: I asked you if you would sends tomorrow and you didn't answer.
Daddy: send me something now
u making me feeling bad
send me even if not a naked pics
just smile and snap or anything
send me a pics now baby
stop conditioning me
when i come over am going to be satisfying you all day
send me a pics now baby
now
Darla: Now? What the Fucken hell do you think I am Mr. Man???
Daddy: common i said now is anything wrong with that baby?
i said now because i want see my baby pics before i sleep
so i can kiss it
and why calling me mr man?
are u angry?
ok am sorry for the now
so send you love a pics
i need to see it and kiss it
Darla: I'll give you something to kiss if you don't at the very least read or respond to what I sents you.
Daddy: ok whats that baby?
sometimes u talk too hash on me why?
i thought u said u love me
Darla: I've asked you twice if you would send me a photo tomorrow and you've completely ignored me so nevermind.
Daddy: ok i will
now what next?
Darla: And tell me that you are a Good Lad and My Lad.
Daddy: i am a good lad and am yours forever
so tell me why u always hash on me?
Darla: Because you treats me like yesterdays tomorrow that's why!
Daddy: but how?
i do treat you like a queen
you are my angel ok?
now tell me who am i to you?
Darla: You are my most bestest Lad assuming you do as I say.
Daddy: ok baby
so am not getting any pics from u toonight ?
SLUTTY DARLA SHOT SENT
Daddy: wow
mhwaaaa
that my lovely wife
whooooo i love that
more baby
wow
i feel like fucking that now
i cant wait to come over honey
Darla: Remember your promises Hunny.
Daddy: ok i will
now tell will u like me suck your cock when i come?
Darla: Huh?
[b]Daddy: i said will u like me suck your cock when i come over to u?
Darla: You mean my chicken lips?
Daddy: yea your pussy[/b]
i love it honey
i love you so much honey
Darla: Just remember I am counting on you to finish your audition and soon plus you have to send me your photo like a good lad. Understood?
Daddy: i get it honey
baby can i go to sleep now ?
its so late here12:53am
Darla: Only if you promise to be a good Lad.
Daddy: i promise to be a good lad honey
Darla: Good night my Sweatie!
Daddy: thank you my lovd
see you soon
nite baby
kiss




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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think my head's just gonna come apart. Lololol
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daddy friended one of my characters (that I'm using in another bait) out of the blue... And he's cheating on Darla. Confused
Quote:

Conversation started Monday
1/4, 11:10am
DaddyCheat
hello pretty, thanks for accepting my request
can i know more about u?

Tiffany
Hi. What's up?

DaddyCheat
am fine and you?

DaddyCheat
can i know more about u
where u from?

Tiffany
Miami

DaddyCheat
ok me i based in nigeria
what do u do for a living?

Tiffany
I am a secretary.

DaddyCheat
ok thats nice

Tiffany
wow. exciting.

DaddyCheat
yea

Tiffany
that's really great.

DaddyCheat
how old are u?

Tiffany
25
you?

DaddyCheat
am 31
sorry 32

Tiffany
cool
you have a girlfriend?
hope you don't mind me asking

DaddyCheat
i dont mind
and i dont have a sure girl for now

Tiffany
really? why not?

DaddyCheat
do u have a boyfriend?

Tiffany
No

DaddyCheat
because am single
and i dont want to have anything to do with the girls here in my country
they dont keep to one man
u mean u dont have a boy friend?

Tiffany
no, no boyfriend for me.

DaddyCheat
why?
can u pls send me a pics of u?

Tiffany
you can see my pics on my profile.

DaddyCheat
yea i see it now
but u so pretty, why dont u have any guy?

Tiffany
I broke up with my boyfriend sometime back and just haven't met the right guy yet

DaddyCheat
ok dear
since when?

Tiffany
a while

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The romance may be short lived... Daddy is being controlling.

Quote:
DaddyCheat
u have only two or three pics
why?

Tiffany
because I just came back on to Facebook. after i broke up with my boyfriend i wasn't interested in posting and i closed my account

DaddyCheat
ok dear
snap and send to me now pls

Tiffany
damn, slow down son I just met you

DaddyCheat
just put your left hand in your chick and snap

Tiffany
step back perv

DaddyCheat
so i will be sure am talking to u and that u real

Tiffany
then don't talk to me. I don't gotta prove myself to every guy who friends me on facebook
especially when we just met!

DaddyCheat
whats that?

Tiffany
that's me telling you i don't like guys who get all controlling when they first meet me

DaddyCheat
pls dont get angry

Tiffany
look, my boyfriend was controlling. I do not like controlling guys

DaddyCheat
just do it for me ok?

Tiffany
Look, I think we should stop talking
we only just started chatting and you're asking me to do shit
that's not my scene.
take care.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Dang it I always get cheated on! Oh well since I'm a slut I'll carry on:

Quote:
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: HIYA BABY
honey how was your nite?
Darla: I had the nicest sleep.
Daddy: really?
and why baby?
Darla: I dunno just did Hunny.
Daddy: ok maybe its was because u spent time with me last night
and we talked as good lovers
u know u have never spent such time with me before
Darla: Yeah I know sweatie.
Daddy: so will u be spending good time with me now?
Darla: Are you going to keep your promises?
Daddy: yes honey i will try
because right now am in the mist of people here
honey but will u allow me send without showing my face?
Darla: NO
Daddy: pls honey
i dont want anyone here to noticed its me, cause am kinda popular here pls my sweet love
the one you send to me i have deleted it from my from totally
because i do not want anyone to see my beautiful wife's body
its ment for me to see it alone
Darla: Yesterday you promised and now you are saying the opposite. I feel like a fool for trusting you.
Daddy: pls honey
baby dont say that
u are my wife why should u feel like a fool honey?
u canever be a fool to me
u are my sweet love
and am happy u spent good time with me yesterday
i want to come over to be with u thats why am here working hard on my audition
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: thats it honey
and its for you forever
i have been keeping my self for a girl who will love and be with me forever
and make sure u dont break me heart
did u see it?
i just took it now
WEINER SHOT
Darla: I can't look at such at work
But you promised me something else
Daddy: honey like what?
just tell me and i will do it
Darla: Your face in the photo.
ok that right?
TODGER SHOT
Darla: Don't send them to work
Daddy: is this now your private facebook?
Darla: But I'm at work!!!!
Daddy: ok baby
then delete it , so when u get home i will resend it
Darla: I already have
Daddy: ok baby
when u get home let me know ok?
so how is work going?
Darla: Busy and I need to go to a meeting in a few minutes. How is the audition coming along?
Daddy: the audition is coming fine my love
Good to hear. Please don't disappoint me. I need to go now.
Daddy: ok my beautiful angel
love u baby and take care
kiss all over you sexy body
LATER I PRETENDED HE SENT ANOTHER WEENIE SHOT
Darla: Hunny I Fucken told you not to send your Wang Dangler to me when am at work!!!
Daddy: i did not
maybe its a mistake honey
i think i have to delete them now from my phone
before some here will see it and send it
Darla: All I know is I was meeting with a client and this Snausage pops up!!!
Daddy: what???
omg
have u deleted it?
i hate this kind of thing honey i told u not to allow me send it
omg
Darla: I can't delete from FB chat I don't thinks.
Daddy: did the client sees it
u can
just press the pics and u will see delete
my love pls delete it
am deleting everything in my phone now
we are stars and we do not need to do stuff like this
am shooting and i cant even give anyone my phone to hole for me because of this pics inside
Darla: Who else did you send these to? You said you didn't but I got them!!!! Oh this is bad Hunny.
Daddy: you alone baby
you alone baby
why should i send it to another person?
and i did send it to you because i love u
pls dont ask me to do this again my love
u got what honey?
Darla: It says it is no longer available but I still see your Wiener.
Daddy: omg
did you try to delete it?
Darla: It won't let me but I think you must have removed it or something
Daddy: ok let me do that
honey i have done that
i have removed it from inbox here and also from my phone
so it still there?
Darla: I still see it but that's not the real problem. what if you sent to other peoples on FB by mistake???
Daddy: i have remove it in my phone
and i have checked if i mistakenly forward it to any once
buy not, if not i will be dead
i hate doing that honey
Darla: Baby I need some time to think about this ok?
Daddy: think about what my love?
Darla: How I can handle this if the photos were sent to others my love. Now let me think for a while okay?
Daddy: how
u dont need to send it to others
just delete it
i said mine was not send to other but only u baby
and i have deleted it
u have to delete yours so no one can mistakenly see it
Darla: I said let me Fucken think for Fuck sakes!!!!
Daddy: think of what baby?
try and make me understand
Darla: Hunny please understand what I'm saying ok? I'm asking you to shut the Fuck up for a while that is all. I need to think and you are Buzzling me to an early grave.
Daddy:and u know is not right for u to talk to your love like that
u gey angry easily
take it easy ok?
am your baby , am only trying to understand u
u have to be soft for me ok?
u are harsh sometimes and it makes me feel heart broken
Darla: Okay one last Fucken time. Give me some time to think and just quit messaging me for a while if I get one more Bloop or Buzzle I'm not sure what I'll do but it won't be pretty!!!
Daddy: ok my love
LATER
Daddy: baby can i go to sleep now?
am feeling sleepy now
Darla: Yes please my Love; rest well and work on your audition okay?
Daddy: and i cant sleep without saying good nite to my love
yea baby
sweet dreams
yea baby, tomorrow evening i have the last shooting on the movie when the other people comes here
gud nite honey
kiss over your beautiful body
i love u so much, never forget that
Darla: Good night my love.
Daddy: am sorry if i maid u hurt my baby
nite my wife


What a disturbing day. Best Bleach my eyeballs eh?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ hahaha - guess you are in trouble, OP.

@padme - why are you blowing this guy off? Seems he's high up on the list of 'I'm a winner in the todga club'. Laughing Laughing

Give him a chance. I'm sure 'Darla the Slut' will find a way to cope. Lol
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This has to be the first thread I check this am? I almost lost my breakfast!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I decided to be kinda nice to DiaperRash today as he is on the verge of Greatness (or so he thinks):

Quote:
Daddy: honey how was your night?
Darla: Good Baby how was yours?
Daddy: fine
but am still stressed here with my audition
but there is progress
Darla: How much progress my love?
Daddy: let me say 70%
i just finish paying the equipment people
Darla: Does that mean you will finish your audition today my sweats?
Daddy: may tomorrow honey
because after the editing i will have to run back to my town to send it
Darla: Okay my love but please don't disappoint me.
I need to step out for a few minutes my love. I'll talk to you when I get back.
Daddy: ok honey i will not disappoint u my love
LATER THE VERY SAME DAY
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: honey how are u doing
Darla: I missed you so bad my love but knew you were busy so I didn't want to bother you.
Daddy: been busy since
oh thats so nice of you my sweet love
i just got in the hotel now
i went to take some short for the music audition and was so stressful
i miss you to my lovely angel
Darla: Am sorry you are stressed my sweats but how did it go?
Daddy: yea honey it went fine
and am getting happy that am almost done with my audition
Darla: You mean it Hunny???
Daddy: yea baby
and am will be going back home soon
Darla: Then you'll be here with me for like forever and forever!
Daddy: because i have been here since last year
i missed home honey
HE SENDS SOME LINKS
honey watch that link its my studio section but pls dont show it to anyone else
but i did send it to anita for her to show it to your boss that am serious working
and when am done with everything i will send the complete audition to her for confirmation
wow yes honey
i can wait to be with you my lovely sweet sexy angel
Darla: Awww
I knew you were working hard sweatie! So you thinks you'll be finished tomorrow?
Daddy: not really baby
but i will be sending the movie by tomorrow evening
Darla: I know you'll make me proud my love.
Daddy: yea i promised to make u proud honey
i love u so much baby
Darla: I'm sure my Boss Mr. Jizzler will like your work; he's a nice nice man.
Daddy: really?
am so happy to know that baby
and i will so appreciate it when they employ me and bring me over to you honey
Darla: When we first met I told you I could make you famous and I still promise to do that for my Special Man.
Daddy: wow
baby you are so so sweet
and when am famous and rich am going to take u along with me honey
Darla: Awwww
Daddy: will u like that
???
Darla: Yesss
Daddy: good
baby do u know what?
Darla: What?
Daddy: now am so sure u loved me
because u now give me mush time and talk sweet
but then u dont give me this good attention
and am so happy for the change
thanks baby
CREEPY EFFING EMOTICONS
Darla: Hunny sometimes I'm more busier and can't always be there for you but I tries my best ok?
Daddy: yea and i appreciate it my love
honey tell what are the things u truly love in me?
Darla: Hmmm let me think…
Daddy: ok am waiting my angel
Darla: You are handsome and kind and honest and you have a big wang dangler too.
Daddy: lol
wow
thats nice
is that all?
Darla: Um you are talented and about to be really famous too.
Daddy: wow thats nice
thanks my sweet angel
Darla: So why don't you tell me why you love me so?
Daddy: now let me tell u what i love about u
you are a sweet girl
so encouraging and bright
u slim and fine and beautiful when nice pussy
u slim and fine and beautiful when nice pussy
and sweet body and nice lips
and i love everything about u baby
you my kinda woman
my type
i think am going to enjoy every bit loving u
Darla: Wow. Just wow.
You don't think my butt is too fat???
Daddy: yea baby
Darla: Huh?
Daddy: you are everything i think about now
no its just ok for me honey
Darla: Just ok?
Daddy: and when i put my dick inside am going to swang it and ping u so sweet and also make u screen my name
yea its just ok like that

Darla: So you are saying nothing special butt it will do?
Daddy: yea is ok fot me honey
u just perfect for me
MORE CREEPY GIHUNGOUS EMOTICONS
Darla: Hunny that's more better! I need to take my bath now so good night.
Daddy: ok baby
then i should go to sleep now
i just had my bath
sweet dreams my love


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our Lad has been rather busy these days so communications are at a premium (Thank Jeebus). He did find some time, however, to waste Darla's time over the Weekend - Er maybe it's the other way around so nevermind:

Quote:
Daddy: my love, i miss u all day
its my network honey
the network here in this hotel is very slow
i had to change hotel to a better wan so i can focused on editing my audition
angel how are u doing
i just woke up this morning
am sorry for the bad network
i love you so much baby
LATER
Daddy: hello
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: baby how are u doing?
Darla: Am so lonely without out you.
Daddy: oh my sweet love am lonely too without u baby
u know am always
missing you
honey i have been able to send scene two of my audition to anita, she has not seen it yet
and i also sent the audition audio to her email
i have not yet completed the rest of it
baby anita she is mot yet online, did she not come to the office today?
Darla: It's Saturday so the office is closed my sweats.
We sometimes work weekends though when we are needed.
AND THEN SILENCE – THE NEXT DAY
Daddy: honey am so so sorry i slept off after the toomuch stress
HE ALSO SENT DARLA A MOVIE SCENE
Darla: Aww Baby
Daddy: honey have u watched it?
Darla: I did my love and you are very good.
Daddy: wow
do you like it?
Darla: How could I not like it Baby?
Daddy: thats nice
honey will your boss like it
Darla: I'm fairly certain that this is just the sort of thing that Mr. Jizzler is looking for.
Daddy: oh am so happy
baby i want to beg you for something
Darla: Huh?
Daddy: honey how will your boss give me sometime to finish the rest of the editing and send it
Darla: How much time do you need Sweatie?
Daddy: baby now till two weeks
so i can also complete all including the music video
can that be possible
Darla: Two weeks?
wow that is a long time
Daddy: ???
Darla: Could you maybe complete the music video first so that Mr. Jizzler can see that side of your talent?
Daddy: i need more time baby
honey i would love to finish it so fast as long as i want to come quick and want to see u and also want your company to employ me
but money is bringing me delay
Darla: Hunny did you see what I wrote above?
Daddy: yes baby thats why i wrote u that
i have done the video for the shooting of the music
but i need one more short
Darla: What do you mean my love?
Daddy: yea
Darla: Sorry I don’t understand.
Daddy: i did a concept of a bossing ring with me and someone fighting with me
so i been to take that short
Darla: Oh I like the sounds of that.
Daddy: ok
am in the church when i come out will talk more
Darla: Ok my love.
LATER
Daddy: honey am back
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: honey
how are you doing
Darla: Ok but missed you a whole bunch.
LONG PAUSE
Darla: Hunny can we talk about your audition?
LONG PAUSE
Darla: I guess you are busy nevermind.
LONG PAUSE
NOTE: He was typing the entire time

Daddy: honey my phone is not working fine again, its fell today at the churcm
but lets manage it and chart
so let talk about the audition
are u thers?
Darla: Yesss
Daddy: ok baby
so will they give me some time
Darla: Hunny two weeks is much too long
Daddy: am still editing and also working on the music video
ok baby i will try in a week
so i will not keep promising and fail
Darla: If you can complete the Music video first and send it to Anita that might buy you some time and keep Mr. Jizzler happy.
Daddy: ok my lovely angel
Darla: When do you think you complete that part my love?
Daddy: you know after shooting that bossing part, i will now start editing
Darla: Please try to answer my questions.
Daddy: so in a week from now i will sent it
Darla: That is still a very long time my love and I'm not sure if they will be happy with me or you.
Am disappointed!
Daddy: ok baby tomorrow i will give u fit back
and my slow reply is not my fault , it the phone screen touch
am so angry the phone is bad now
Darla: Aww don't be angry my love because you need to concentrate ok?
Can you send a message of introduction to my Boss? His name is Mr. Jizzler and this is his email: [email protected]
Daddy: Ok honey that's a good ideal, i will do that by tomorrow so i can go and fix my phone by tomorrow at the phone shorp will that be ok?
Darla: Ok
Daddy: And i will also try and do something this night with the editing
Darla: Please work on it hard because there is only so much I can do my love.
Daddy: And with this i keep loving u the more
Ok mumy
Pls be strong for me ok?
And u are giving me strength
Am using my x2 to chart with u now on opera mini
U are such a sweet woman
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Omg my tecno phone is bad now
If i had money i would love to buy a laptop so i can be charting faster than this
But am going to manage with this Nokia x2
Darla: If you can complete your audition you will have more money than you have ever dreamed about Baby.
Daddy: Ok honey i need to try, because i have really run out of Catch
Darla: Then you need to get to work and please remember to send an email to my Boss ok?
Daddy: Ok my sweet angel
And honey what am i going to tell him?
Darla: Just introduce yourself and tell him that you are working with me and Anita on your audition with Hitlanta.
Daddy: And baby don't u think i will have to informed miss anita before written Mr jizzler
Darla: You do need to talk with her yes but please send him a letter of introduction and don't mention these delays because he might not be happy.
Daddy: Ok mumy
Thanks my beautiful angel
Do u know u are so sweet, and intelligent?
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Yea
Darla: You had better get to work now Baby. We can talk more in the morning ok?
Daddy: Honey will anita be around by tomorrow at the office?
Darla: I would imagine so.
Daddy: You not sure honey?
And why?
Is she on break?
Darla: She is the Admin Ass so I'm sure she'll be around.
Daddy: Ok my sweet love
Honey am on work already , am converting the shorts i took to the software am using so that the format will accept the editing software am using
And that's is some of the reason for my delay because its takes time to convert
Darla: I understand but you need to work my love or we will never be together like we have planned.
Daddy: The one i send to u, i had to travel down to another town where there is good network and also where there is cyber cafe store to send it, because anita was not too happy for the delay
And honey i have have to convert to mp4 before sending it, so its take time allot
Honey i don't pray for that to happen, i must be with u as planned
Darla: Please no more chatting ok? You need to quit wasting time.
Daddy: i know honey, i said am converting some the rushes
Honey am sure u right let me take my bath, so i can get refresh and work all through the nite, so my sweet love sweet dreams, we chart tomorrow, always remember i love u so much, kisses all over your sweet body, thanks for your encouragement.



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, this is long. Ralph has sent lots of "proofs" he is working on his movie audition and music video. But, he keeps running out of money and has to go borrow more. Twisted Evil

Friday Morning

Anita: It's FRIDAY. I have absolutely NOTHING from u. Not even an email.
???
Please. I need u to email sumthing.
My reputation will be ruined by u.
I just went 2 Tina's office and had her take this so I could send it 2 u.


<<Photchopped image of Anita holding a sign saying she is disappointed in Ralph.>>

Ralph:
ok baby i will do it
omg
Anita: I HAVE WAITED ALL DAY AND SINCE YESTERDAY AND U HAVE GIVEN ME NOTHING.
Why are u saying on my grave? What r u promising?
ANSWER ME.
Ralph:
honey
pls am still working
what is it honey?
baby sorry for the delay reply
my network here is slow
Anita: I still haven't received anything and u promised 2day. I don't even have the stuff from yesterday.
No MP3. Nothing. I've stayed over at work just 2 get these things.
I should be at Church.
Ralph:

<<Images of Ralph in a very small room with his ladtop>>

Anita: What's that? I keep checking my email and the ones from yesterday still haven't arrive.
Ralph:
this is me in the hotel room editing
give dont give up on me baby
tell them am working hard ok
Anita: But u have given and sent me nothing as u promised.

Friday 10:30pm

Ralph:
pls still give me some time
u see now am working hard
am not going to let u down honey
and am having bad network
Anita: I'm still at work and Daddy is soooo mad.
Ralph:
when an done i will have to leave this hotel so i can have good network to chart with u
Anita: U said u were going home today.
Ralph:
and also make u proud
ok am sorry baby pls
try and understand ok?
Anita: But I have received nothing here!
I am so embarrass cuz I stood 4 u. It's why I am still here and am so tired. I was supposed 2 be on vacation this week.
Ralph:
pls my sweet wife
dont give up on ne pls honey, try and be strong for me
we doing this for our selfs so i can be with u soon
Anita: Falling asleep waiting...

Saturday 1:24am

Ralph:
sorry about my lovely wife
now angel tell me sweet things so i can be sure u not mad at me
Ralph:
i love you so much baby
pls be a little patience with me
tell them am edit now
that u very sure i will not fail to send it


Saturday 12:22pm

Ralph:

<<Youtube link>>
AUDITION SCENE
honey that link is the mp4 of Audition sceene 2
pls show them that am still editing the other once
honey pls dont get angry with your husband


Sunday 3:40am

Ralph:
baby are u there?
honey are u still angry with me?


Sun 3:20pm

Ralph:
honey are u still angry with me?
pls my love talk to me
am so worried u not talking to me
You missed a call from Ralph.
pls am still working hard here


Today: 9:13am

Anita: Angry? I was 2 have stuff in my email this morning, and still nothing.
WHERE R U?
Ralph:
Baby did u see the link of scene to i sent to you? Check your previous message here


<<Youtube link again.>>

Ralph: And i also resent the audio to your email, pls check and download it, am still working on the rest
YOU ARE SUPPOSED 2 BE DONE AND I HAVE RECEIVED NO EMAILS COMING THROUGH. YOUTUBE VIDEO IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Ralph:
Omg, baby pls take it easy with i beg of you my love, something strange happen that is making delay for me here, is not easy for, pls give me some little time, money is the cost of my delay
Anita: WHAT IS THE SUMTHING STRANGE? YOU GUARANTEED IT WOULD BE HERE THURSDAY AND STILL I HAVE NOTHING.
I STOOD 4 U. IF YOU CARED 4 ME 1 LITTLE BIT I WOULD HAVE SOMETHING.
Ralph:
Honey show it to Mr jizzler, so it can buy me a little time again
Anita: I can't show him anything. YOU HAVE SENT ME NOTHING!
Ralph:
Honey the camera i was using feldown and got spoiled , why we were trying to take a bossing short for the music video
Anita: Insurance should have covered this.
Where is the audition for the movie?
Ralph:
O my God, my love u are losing hope on me, pls come back to me pls
That's is the link for scene 2 of the movie
Anita: YOUTUBE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. LOSING HOPE? I HAVE STOOD BY U 4 DELAY AFTER DELAY AND HAVE DEFENDED U AND U GIVE ME NUTHING. YOUTUBE LINK? I HAVE NUTHING TO GIVE THE BOSS.
Ralph:
Click it and send the link to him, and help me find excuse that is good to give him
But YouTube is the only way i still could send it, because its my YouTube account i upload it to, not public
Anita: I CANNOT PRESENT A YOUTUBE VIDEO. THAT IS SO AMATEURISH. AND I HAVE NO MUSIC FROM U AS U SAID.
UR FAILING ME.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED 2 EMAIL ME THE MP4.
Ralph:
Ok u try and watch it first honey pls
Anita: I'M GOING 2 GET FIRED.
Ralph:
That's an mp4
O noooo
The music sample link u sent to me is also an mp4 and is uploaded to YouTube also
Pls try do something for u not to get fired, if that happen i will never forgive my self
I love you so much and u helping me will bring us success and not fired
Pls watch it my love and send the link to his email, that is the only way a video can be sent, all u need to do is copy this link here and send to his email
<<Same Link…again>>
Pls honey watch it
I can't give up, as a child of God i don't need to give up, no matter what am going through here, pls don't give up on me
Anita: I HAVE WATCHED IT. OMGG I STOOD 4 U AND WILL LOSE MY JOB. U HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS OVER A MONTH! A MONTH! DELAYS IN OUR INDUSTRY LIKE THIS CANNOT BE TOLERATED SO I WILL BE SACRIFICE 4 DEFENDING U.
IF U LUVED ME, U WOULD EMAIL ALL THE SUFF U SAID U WOULD. BUT NOTHING SO I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS.
Ralph:
Honey am so sorry for the delay and trouble am bringing u, pls lets try and be positive
Anita: HOW? A MONTH? WHEN I HAVE ASKED THEM TO WAIT BUT U DELAY AND DELAY.
AND U HAVE SENT A LINK, WHEN U WERE DIRECTED 2 PROVIDE THE ORIGINAL VIDEO.
PLUS NO MUSIC LIKE U SAID U SENT.
U HAVE GIVEN ME NOTHING.
Ralph:
I love you so much honey and u know i do, i did sent the audio on Saturday again to your email, i am surprise that u said u not seeing anything there
Anita: UR FRIEND NEVER EMAILED ME EITHER.
I SEE NOTHING THERE. NOTHING.
Ralph:
Check it, i traveled to the town to send the audio my self and also upload this one as soon as i begged the equipment people to release the scene two for me
Anita: I HAVE CHECKED IT. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
Ralph:
My email [email protected]
Then what is really going on
Am feeling so sad and wick now
Why is this happening to me
Anita: I know ur email address. We have emailed each other. nothing in my inbox, nothing in spam.
Ralph:
Pls honey help me with words of courage
Anita: WHY HAVE U KEEP DELAYING. HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING WHEN U HAVE SENT ONLY A YOUTUBE OF 1 SCENE? NOTHING ELSE 2 SHOW.
I NEED SUMTHING ELSE 2 PRESENT.
Ralph:
I have edited the hole movie, and they said when i pay for the camera they will give me the rest and the other shorts of the music video
And someone also promise to loan me today for the payment of the camera and also a money to pay for a day to rent another camera to complete the music video
Anita: WHY DID U NOT DOWNLOAD FROM THE CAMERA AS U WENT?
Ralph:
Pls my love am diein here, to get someone who can assist for money here is hard
Anita: U DID NOT ANSWER.
Ralph:
I do download everything to my external hardisk as we shooting, so it is the hardisk they are holding on me
If i don't reply quick u should know its network, here network is very slow
Anita: IF U HAVE EVERYTHING THERE, WHY ARE U NOT DOING THE FINAL EDIT? THIS MAKES NO SENSE?
Ralph:
Honey i wanted to make u proud for the music video and be creative, so i did a concept of a <snipped>. That me and a guy will <snipped>, that's was the last short i was taking that the camera guy now mistakenly fell the camera and got spoilet
Anita: I NEED U 2 EMAIL ME ALL THIS THEN.
Ralph:
I have edited all the movie, so they people who wanted to join me on the <snipped> they came to the town, so i thought of taking the last short for the music and go to the other town to send u the complete three scene for the movie then i will come back to edit the music, before that incident happened, so they took the hardisk from me
Anita: THEY HAVE UR EXTERNAL HARDDISK 2?
Ralph:
Baby pls give me hope pls
Anita: ANSWER ME DOGGONIT
Ralph:
Yes honey, they took it again
Anita: HOW CAN THEY TAKE UR PROPERTY?
???????????
Ralph:
Honey whats that? Dongonit, are u angry with me?
That was what they did the first time that i have to go collect a loan and pay them
Baby am your husband, pls encourage me pls, someone else promise me a loan today and he has not picked my calls since
Anita: YES AM ANGRY. HOW CAN THEY STEAL UR PROPERTY? GO TO THEM AND DEMAND IT BACK. IT BELONGS 2 U.
EXPLAIN HOW I CAN RECEIVE ANY OF THESE FILES FROM U AS UR WIFE.
Ralph:
Baby they did not steal it, they hold it and said if i give them the camera money they will release it, they did not steal it honey
Anita: U HANDED OVER UR PROPERTY? OMGG!
SO THERE IS NO WAY FORWARD AND NO WAY 4 U 2 EMAIL ME ANYTHING THAT IS COMPLETED.
IM RUNED.
Ralph:
If i don't do that they would have called for trouble, and i don't want that, but nothing is going to happen to it, all i need is just to give them there money
Anita: BUT STILL I HAVE NUTHING 2 PRESENT.
Ralph:
Baby i promised not to disappoint u, all i need now is to look for money and collect my hardisk and send the two remain scene to u, all am begging for is more time
Anita: I have 30 minutes and nothing. Nice knowing u I guess.
U PROMISED NOT 2 DISAPPOINT ME, BUT HAVE DONE NUTHING BUT THIS!
2 REMAINING SCENES PLUS ALL THE MUSIC STUFF. I HAVE NUTHING.
Ralph:
Pls honey am begging for more time, don't say those words again, why would u say noting nice for knowing me, u know am trying my best here
Anita: U DO NUTHING BUT BEG 4 MORE TIME AND EMAIL ME NOTHING. NOTHING.
Ralph:
Honey pls give me your last dead line, if i don't turn up before u judge me, just give me a last dead line
Anita: THE LAST DEADLINE WAS TWO WEEKS AGO!
Ralph:
Baby are u check your YIM? I did not send it to you YIM but to your main email, pls check your main email
Anita: IT WON'T MATTER CUZ I HAVE NOTHING 2 GIVE THEM IN 22 MINUTES.
I KNOW WHAT AN EMAIL IS. I AM NOT STUPIT
Ralph:
I have have my friend gone to the café and sent it again.


At this point, he has sent an mp3 and mp4 video to Anita several times, usually from cafes. Finally, it “arrives” in her email.

Anita: K. I have download it now. (Waiting)
Ralph:
If not for the lack of money, audition would have been long complete, and the music video is so nice that your boss will love it
Omg thank God u see it now, that means u will believe me now
Anita: I do. I must go 2 my meeting and present this. If they accept it, I will see how long they will extend. Sorry 4 being mad, but this is my job and life here.
Ralph:
I feel like crying here because this temptation is giving me hard time
Thank u my sweet mumy, pls do and buy me some time, and i understand what u are going through also, pls try and get back to me before u go so i can have hope, because my heart is paining me already
I must be sure u are not angry with me, and pls copy that link also of the scene two
Anita: U need 2 get everything finished. Now.
Ralph:
Baby i am so ready to finish it so fast, it is just money that has caused me this delay, no one here to help
Ralph:
Honey are u back? Am just here waiting to here a good news from u
Anita: Yes. Unfortunately, due to the lack of what u gave me, it was a quick meeting. Friday. If it's not here by then, I was told 2 forget about u joining.
Hello?
Ralph:
Oh thank u so much honey, this has give me a little relief
I will try my best baby, so tell me are u still mad at me?
Anita: I MEAN ALL OF IT. NOT A PART. NOT 1 OR THE OTHER. ALL OF IT. I HAVE RISKED MY JOB 4 THIS, GIVING THEM A GURANTEE.
BEST? BEST IS NOT GOOD ENUFF. TRY IS NOT GOO ENUFF. DO OR DO NOT. TELL ME NOW IF IT WILL BE DONE.
Ralph:
Yes i will do all i can to complete everything
Thank u for giving me another hope, pls tell me if u are still mad at me?
Anita: That is not reassuring.
U WILL DO ALL U CAN? I MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK AND SAY U R SETTING URSELF UP 2 FAIL AGIN>
Ralph:
Honey i have to try, it will be better if i complete it fast, honey can u assist me with cash?
Anita: NO CUZ I'M ABOUT 2 BE OUT A JOB IT SEEMS. I HAVE MY $25 FOR THIS WEEK AND NOW I HAVE 2 TRY AND MAKE IT LAST LONGER.
K. WHATEVS. U DON'T EVEN WANT 2 REPLY NOW. THIS IS HOW LUV WORKS? I DON'T LIKE IT.
Ralph:
Baby why wount i reply u, its bad network
I understand u don't have it, money or no money i love u already
When i come am going to make u enjoy what ever am paid in your company
Anita: I DON'T THINK I'M A FAN OF LUV. IT HURTS AND RISKS UR JOB.
IF U DON'T HAVE EVERYTHING BY FRIDAY, U WON'T BE COMING.
Ralph:
Pls don't get angry when i reply late, am not like that
Ok i will try my best honey
Ok pls tell me, did your boss like the audio and scene two?
Baby are u gone again without saying good word so u and i can be happy and so i can focus
Anita: He was very upset it was on Youtube and not as it was supposed 2 be. The audio he said was good, but couldn't picture it without video.
And there is no trying. If u will not complete it, tell me now.
Ralph:
Ok baby, thank God u are back, and am happy to hear that the audio is good
Anita: He liked ur rap take on it.
Ralph:
Oh that's nice to hear, do u like it baby?
Anita: Very much and u have so much potential and could be a huge star, but they will quickly pass on anyone difficult to work with. It's why Kanye is not here, I think. Passed on him way early in his career, but somehow the boss still gets paid in sum deal he made.
Ralph:
Ok honey, am not going to be difficult i promise, once i leave here to your country, i can't be stressful to your company
Everyone that has worked with me here, they always like my attitude
Thanks for your effort, i pray not to offend u again
Is not my fault, but by the grace of the almighty God, all will be done before then
Anita: U do know I was supposed 2 be on vacation las week and still came in 4 u since u PROMISED it would be done then?
Ralph:
I know honey, and for this u are doing, God will bless u for me, and for this u must marry me, when i come
Because u are just too nice for me
Anita: K. Now go get this done.
Ralph:
Ok i will baby

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Daddy is crying to Tiffany about his financial woes...
Quote:

Tiffany
that's ok.
why are you sad?

DaddyFail
I was giving a employment in in one production company in Atlanta

Tiffany
wow... exciting

DaddyFail
And they have accepted to sign me as one of there artist, they gave me an audition to Do since last month, that was what i travel to do in the place i told u i went last week

Tiffany
Wow!!
But then why are you sad?

DaddyFail
The money i took to complete it got finished, so i had to come back, then i send them the once i did, so they can give me more time while i come back to look for money to finish it
They received it today and the boss said he like it, but they gave me this week Friday to complete it, or they will terminate it

Tiffany
wow.... music business sounds hard.

DaddyFail
This is some how easy for me though, because i have connection in the company

Tiffany
well, that's good

DaddyFail
But the time they gave me is too soon for me, now am looking for just $300 to complete it

Tiffany
I hope you get it.

DaddyFail
Am trying my best baby, can u assist me? Pls no offence

Tiffany
um... no.

Tiffany
sorry but i don't have a lot of money and i do not know you that good yet

DaddyFail
I understand, i never really ment to ask u, and u believe if we have known each other u would have help if u have

Tiffany
yes

DaddyFail
This contact as been going on since last year before i ment u, and that's one of the reason am so interested in u, so that when i come i can come and see u where ever u are

Tiffany
what?

DaddyFail
I mean i have got this employment since last year
And i was really ready to have a serious date with u, so that when i get employed, u and i can be together, so i hope i finds the money am looking for so i don lose this opportunity and when i come u and i will surely see
They gave me this week Friday for deadline, i have begged for two weeks, they refused, they said because i have wasted allot of time, that's why am sad because i have not been able to get money
Pls do not see me as a scam ok? Am real, check my post on Facebook and u will see am real, that's what i do, am into production and i sing also

Tiffany
I don't see you that way.
you seem like a really nice guy

DaddyFail
Thanks honey
I have been single for almost a year plus now, because of heart broken by a girl i dated last, who was cheating on me, so i decided i will marry a white woman who don't cheat

Tiffany
lol
some white women cheat

DaddyFail
That's why when i saw u here, i got interested in u, and since i have this employment i see it that my dreams to work in US and to marry there is coming to reality, and this are the reason am sad when they told me if i don't complete my audition by Friday, they will terminate the contract

DaddyFail
I know for sure all countries do cheat, but i know your country likes it more sincere than our girls here

Tiffany
Well, it's only monday so hopfully you will do it

DaddyFail
The girl here they don't know what love is about, all they care about here is money

Tiffany
that is too bad

DaddyFail
Yea i pray so, i really need the money so fast, so i can do the shooting and edit it fast before Friday

Tiffany
can't you borrow from a friend there?

DaddyFail
And today is gone already

Tiffany
yep

DaddyFail
That's what i have been trying to do since yesterday, they all complaining no money

Tiffany
Why dont you have money?

DaddyFail
Because i have spent it with some of the audition, and i just paid some bills before i got this employment

Tiffany
how much have you spent on the audition?

DaddyFail
I went to the location with some money i saved, and it just finished, so i send them the once i did, and they said they love it

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More Whining and Begging:

Quote:
Daddy: Ok honey, God bless u for your courage, i have been able to calm anita down, and she has seen the audio i did, she said she is taking it to your boss and the scene 2 also, so she can see along time they will give me
Honey are u in the office?
Darla: Yes
Daddy: Ok baby, i want to tell u what happened here that is causing my delay
Ok but be quick as I have a meeting to go to soon
On Saturday i did the boxing ring so i can make the music video more perfect, as we were shooting, so the guy who hold the camera, mistakenly fall it in the ground and the camera got spoiled
Darla:Why didn't you tell me this yesterday? Or on Saturday?
Daddy: So the company now ask me to pay for the camera, and the took my hardisk away from me, they said if i bring the money they will give it back to me
Because i don't want to be bringing toomuch complain
I thought by this morning someone promise to loan me #400,000 naira, so that i can go and pay them and collect the jobs
Darla: So you lied to me?
Daddy: Am sorry for not telling u that baby, because i feel my complain is getting toomuch
Darla: You've wasted enough my time now
I had better go and when you get your story straight maybe I'll listen
Daddy:Honey am sorry pls, forgive me, i thought if i told u, u will lose hope on me, the truth is i have completed the movie audition since three days ago
Darla: Yet yesterday you said you hadn't
Everything is a lie
Daddy: Omg, pls honey this is the reason i kept that away from u, because i do not know what will make u angry, all i was begging for is more time, that's why i ask for two weeks before u now said is toomuch and i also ask for one week, am sorry pls
Pls don't say that, its hurt
Darla:How do you think I feel being lied to?
I must work now
Daddy: I thought by this morning after i convert some of the music clip with me, and by now the guy who promise to loan me will come and i will go collect the remain edited scene from them and send it this morning, i know u will feel hurt, but my conscience can't keep it any more from u, that's why i have to tell u
In my life am not use to telling lie, because i grew up in a bible believing church, where they thought me from my child hood not to tell lie
Am so sorry for my, pls forgive me, just as God has forgiving me for lien to u, am going through hard time here, i have spent close to 300,000 thousand naira ever since last year i came
Pls my love forgive me, its not easy with me here, i don not want to offend u, that's why i told u that yesterday, and my mind could not take it again, so i have to tell u, so when i am praying, God will answer my prayers
Pls baby don't get angry with me i beg of u, if u do i will not be happy with my self
HE REPIES TO ANITA IN THE WRONG PLACE:
Ok honey i will try my best, thanks for that, am a little beat releaved
Honey what about u are u still angry with me?
Pls talk to me, are u still angry with me, am sorry for liein to u
Hello baby, anita said your boss said on Friday deadline, she took the audio and the video to him, and he said he likes my rap
Honey am sorry, pls forgive me, not replying me is hurting me
MUCH LATER
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy:Honey am here, feeling so sad
I went to one loan company today after i finish charting with anita and u, they said they can only loan me money nest week
Darla:You need to concentrate and think of other means then or Hitlanta will drop you. After your lies to me I'm not exactly feeling proud of you.
Daddy:I told them to please let it be tomorrow, but they said nest week, so am thinking of traveling to my town first thing tomorrow morning so i can go and look for where to borrow so i can meet up by Friday, i don't want to lose this oputinuty
Am sorry for the delay honey is not my fault, no one to help, i am going to try my best
Darla:Thinking won't help you; you have to actually do something or else it will all be for nothing. Do you understand?
Daddy:Honey can't u help me with $500. That will be enough for me to complete it? Pls no offence
Darla:Why should I believe this isn't also a lie?
Daddy:Am not just thinking without making move, i just got back to my hotel room now, and i just had my bath and preparing to go to my town to look for money
Baby why did u say that? U think am liein? Omg , lie for what?
Honey $500 will be enough i promise
Darla:I don't believe you any more. If you do complete your audition then maybe I'll trust you again but right now I don't know what to think.
Daddy:Look am very fast at editing, it was money that is delaying me, after i finish shooting i will be able to complete the music video
Honey pls don't say that
But anita as seen the audio today, and she took it to your boss and the listen to it, and he said he love it
Darla:How would you feel if everything you were being told was not the truth? Surely you must understand how I am feeling right now???
Daddy:I know how i will feel baby
But if no one can trust me, u should, i did not tell u about the camera incident yesterday because i don't want to get u angry that we suppose to be careful
Baby pls help me out pls
U have my both number and u should know am a straight forward guy, and those numbers are also in my form
Darla:A few days ago I would have no problem lending you that money but now I am hurt and feel like i have been used by you.
Daddy:Honey pls don't say that about me pls, help me for it, i will never fail u
I really need to complete it so your company will not drop me, and if they do, that mean i will no longer see u, baby i don't want that to happen
Darla:You should have though of that before you decided that you could lie to me over and over again.
Daddy:Pls if u help me, and your company send back the money i have spent, i promise to give u back
Baby am sorry, i have already said am sorry for telling u lie, i already told my reason for not telling, i did not want to get u angry
Darla:Well you were wrong Mr. Man.
Daddy:And i really don't want to complain toomuch, all i wanted to do is to complete it
Darla:Then travel, borrow money and finish your work or I will be very disappointed.
Daddy:Honey this is the reason i never wanted to tell u what happened because its takes u long time before u forgive
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy:Honey pls help so i will not have to spend time to travel again, that will make tomorrow waste for me, the journey is about four hours, and i will have to run around till i find the money and maybe by nest tomorrow i will now come back and start completing it
Darla:Can you blame me for not trusting you?
Daddy:Honey am your husband to be, pls u have to trust me, and forgive me for not telling u the truth yesterday, nija i can't blame u
Darla:I will actually believe you when or if you complete your audition.
Daddy:Am sorry baby, pls am so sorry, i beg u to forgive me, am helpless
Omg
I will complete it, if i don't complete if when u help me, then u can cast me up on Facebook
Darla:I am not Fucken lending you any money and if you continue to beg and lie to me I will block you on Facebook.
Daddy:Did u say u will block me?
Darla:Yes.
Daddy:Pls tell me u don't mean that? Fine i will stop asking u for money, but tell me u did not mean that for any reason u will block me
If u do then whats going to happen to my employment? And our plans together as lovers
Omg, honey pls tell me u don't mean it
Baby talk to me, i said am not asking u again for money, but tell me u will not block me for any reason
Darla:Do lovers lie to each other?
Daddy:I have already said am sorry many times
If i had not told u would u have known that i broke a camera?
Darla:I would have found out yes and that would also have been terrible since you were being untruthful.
Daddy:Ok sorry i will never keep anything from u again
Pls stop fighting me this hard, am not strong for that, am a kul guy who don't like trouble and fight
Pls lets stop fighting, forgive me, i need your trust back, and i mist your sweet talk, and encouragement
Darla:Then you had better get to work and keep me informed as to what is going on. I'll put up with no more Bull Shits from you!
Daddy: Ok baby
So have you forgiven me now?
Darla:No because you will need to prove your love to me.
Daddy:How do i prove my love to u?
Darla:Competing your audition would be a very good start.
Daddy:Ok, so i should go to bed knowing that u not happy with me?
Ok, so i should go to bed knowing that u not happy with me?
And i should go to bed with this sadNess
And i should go to bed with this sadNess
And u not going to tell me sweet thing so i will be happy before sleeping?
Darla: Just as I will be Mr. Man.
Daddy:Why would u be like that, pls stop this honey and forgive me, i will surely complete my audition, but u not suppose to be angry with me for this long, so u and i can be happy together
Darla:Quit telling me what to do and how to feel!!!!
Daddy:Ok i will


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Today, we learn the following:
  • The movie script audition is still not completed
  • The music video audition is also not finished.
  • Ralph can never lie.
  • He doesn't want Daddy sending money via WU now.
  • The lad has gone further in debt.


Anita: I need an update and copies of all recipts.
Ralph: Ok honey i will send the receipt, i left them in my bag, and my bag is at the location town, i rush down to my own town to look for money, so i can meet up by Friday
Anita: What time is it there?
Ralph: Is 3:27 pm
Ralph: I have been here since morning, i have been to two deferent place, they all saying next week, i told them that can't be possible, that i need it today, so am still looking for a place who can give me immediately
Anita: Oh no.
Ralph: Honey never mind i will do my best this time, am already feeling sick, but i need to be strong and do all i can
Anita: K. I have other work 2 do and this just worries me sick. Should I go ahead and start packig my office up?
Ralph: I wount fail u this time, if i get the money now i will go back even if its nite, so by tomorrow i can go and collect my hardisk and complete the music video and edit it all nite till Friday, i know God will help me
Ralph: No no stop talking like this ok? U should be encouraging me now, u said Friday, why are u giving up?
Anita: Every other deadline came and past. I just need 2 prepare that this might not be HIS will.
Ralph: So tell me, do you want to give up?
Ralph: ok honey, i left the receipt in my bag at the location, i came to my town this morning to look for money
Anita: Of course I do not want 2 give up. This is OUR ENTIRE FUTURE!
Anita: HOW CAN I MARRY U IF UR NOT HERE?
Ralph: Good honey this is the kind of positive words you should be saying ok? We must be strong, i believe it God's will, am trying my best here, and i need to come over so i can marry u also
Anita: AGREED!
Anita: And make me ur wife so I can learn my wifey duties.
Anita: But, plz, when u teach me about babies, don't make me gag, ok?
Ralph: Oh my love, this words are so sweet to my heart, when i come honey, am going to teach you allot about being a sweet wife ok? And i promise to take good Care of you
Anita: I will do my wifey duties 2 take care of u once u have joined the Church and we are married.
Ralph: Ok my sweet wife, am so happy now, my heart is so soft now, and i will be in your church so i can marry u, am so proud of you baby, to be a virgin u make my proud, i love u honey
Anita: I LUV U 2! Now go get the money and let's do this!
Ralph: Ok angel, thanks for you word of encouragement. Talk to u later
Anita: By my luv!
Ralph: Bye my sweet wife, are u going home now?

Later

Anita: No.
Anita: Status update?
Ralph: Honey i just got back home, the gave me 40.000 naira, so i send it to the company that has the camera
Anita: So, we're back on?
Ralph: So it remaining 360,000, but i begged them to release my hardisk, and they said if i give them additional 60. They will give me first then by next week i can come and pay the rest
Ralph: But am still in my town, its late i should be traveling back tomorrow morning, i still need to give them 60,000
Ralph: Honey can i help me with $500 . That's will be enough for them so they can give me the hardisk, and when am done with everything i can give them the rest
Ralph: Pls, maybe u an talk to daddy, and don't get angry for what am saying, i need your help
Ralph: 500 dollars will be ok
Ralph: Honey are u there? So i can complete everything by tomorrow and Thursday to Friday, i will be able to send everything
Ralph: Honey talk to me, are u there?
Anita: Sum of us have 2 work. I will ask daddy, but it wouldn't be until next week and that's 2 late.
Ralph: Omg, and thats what they all promising here, next week, i told them it will be too late
Ralph: But why next week?
Anita: Daddy will have 2 approve, then go to the bank, then figure out how 2 send it.
Ralph: Honey to send it is not a problem, daddy may know how to send it
Ralph: Make him approve it, u just have to go to western union
Anita: What's that?
Anita: I don't think he uses that bank.
Anita: He deals with big business all the time.
Ralph: U give them my full name, Rapping and Acting Ralph. Country: NIGERIA. State: EDO STATE. That's if they ask of state, then phone number: +234
Ralph: Honey WESTERN UNION is in all bank
Ralph: Daddy will understand, just tell him western union
Anita: K.
Anita: Let me see if I can bother Daddy at work.
Ralph: Ok that sweet of u my lovely wife
Ralph: Honey u can even send it your self if daddy give it to you, try and talk to him nice so he will give it to you, i love you baby?
Ralph: U can send it today if daddy gives u ok? Or the both of u can go to the bank together
Ralph: Let me send you the details in full again, and this u will give to daddy
Anita: Why did u get me in trouble with Daddy?
Ralph: Names: Rapping and Acting Ralph. address: NO 8 STREET BENIN CITY. State: EDO STATE. country: NIGERIA. tel: +234. text question: ANITA. answer: RALPH.
Ralph: What happen honey?
Anita: Daddy was mad cuz I interrupted his work asking 2 send with the Western Union Bank. He says it's only used by crooks and lyers. Tell me ur not 1 of those my luv.
Ralph: Honey if am a liar u should know by now, daddy will aways think so, western union is to send money from one country to another, so both liars and real people used it, pls don't ask him again ok?
Ralph: When he comes tell him u know me very well that am not a liar ok?
Ralph: Honey if am a liar i wount be able to make a video and also go to the studio, tell daddy u are very sure am not a liar, and don't bother him again, let me face it my self ok?
Ralph: Baby are u there? Omg, or do u think am a liar?
Anita: No. I have work. Ur statement proofs ur not a lyer.
Ralph: Oh thank God baby, am so happy u trust me.
Ralph: I promise am going to make u proud
Ralph: When u get home, make sure u male dad believe am not a liar, so that when i come, he will give us his blessing to get married
Ralph: I truly love u, and like everything about u, i know u truly wanted to support, but since u don't have never mind, i will still make move in the money tomorrow
Anita: I LUV U 4 THIS! I KNOW U WILL MAKE US PROUD AND A FUTURE 2GETHER!
Ralph: Thank u so much my sweet heart, nothing compares to u baby
Anita: U DO!
Ralph: O lord pls help us to make this audition successful and make everything work out perfectly well, and bless i ralph and anita as husband and wife in The nearest future in Jesus name. Amen
Anita: Amen! I luv that!
Ralph:

<<Image of Ralph riding a bus>>

Ralph: I love the way u sound too
Anita: Nice! What is that?
Ralph: That picture was when i was going to the place they gave me 40,000 naira
Ralph: What honey?
Ralph: Do u like my picture?
Anita: I luv it!
Ralph: Ok baby thanks

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Firstly none of this would have been possible without the Evil that is Ginger Lee as she inflicted this Lad upon me and then promptly blocked him as she is apt to do (Biatch). Then Kudos have to be given to the Great Padme who voices Darla on the phone and encourages Lads to move in the proper direction via different characters when they need a nudging (read Kick in the Arse).

Then there is my cohort/Criminal mind behind all of this; bware419ers that has thrown ridiculous ideas at me that I only pretended to like as I’m afraid of him/her, someone who chatted almost endlessly with DaddyRash and the most bestest part; actually conferred with me during the Bait and thus was able to maintain a certain continuity that can get lost rather quickly when a group of people from various backgrounds, philosophies and alcohol levels agree to conspire together. You did good Bud and although you earned my respect long ago this is yet another reason as to why I enjoy Baiting with others!!!

What you are about (aboot surely?) to see is truly EPIC, something I never even considered as a possibility or that I could aspire to when I first wandered into Eater a few years back and in reality this Bait is just beginning. Please enjoy the ride!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you, OP. Seriously, without the creation of Hitlanta, none of this would be possible or feasible. You are certainly a Phat Jizz (or some<strike>one</strike>thing like that). Thank you also, to Ginger Lee and Padme for reasons stated and many more!

We haven't posted many conversations lately, because Ralph can chat. A lot. And will...when he should be filming and/or editing.

Oscarpiles and I gave him a deadline of 3:00 PM today to submit all his audition material. He's had scripts and songs since December 11, 2015, so just over a month. What's he been doing?

Well, if you're just joining us, he's gathered friends and borrowed money and traveled by bus three hours (he claims) to film three scenes for a music audition and one music video. In that process, he has had to run to cybercafes, or send friends, as his network is shit there. While doing that, Anita has claimed to never receive the emails, so, to waste time and data, he's had to send large files repeatedly.

Meanwhile, he has paid for the cyber cafes and travels, taken out two loans for 100,000N (about $500 USD) each, another for 60,000N, stayed in a hotel (pics sent appear to show this), paid to rent camera equipment, had specialized labels printed, broke a 400,000N video camera, had his hard drive seized by the rental company, had his friend sell his car to get the hard drive back, and has gone without sleep for the past three days while editing the movie audition and music video. Oh, yeah, almost forgot, he had to buy two hamburger buns, too.

Yes, we required he film both. Unfortunately, he was only able to provide the following videos and a short rough-cut of the music video. The auditions might be a bit difficult to understand. Below are links to his videos, the script he was provided, and links to snippets of the original source material. It might be helpful to have the script open when watching the audition. We hope you find this to be a great example of furthering positive relationships between Canada and the U.S. Enjoy!

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This video is going to be amazing. I hope he includes that flying bike! Very Happy

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