A Fowl For Love - Wooed, Screwed, and Tattooed (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:50 pm

Hang on... is this for another music video?! Cool

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:56 pm

He wants to be a raper and acter. Or something like that.

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:33 am

Honestly I try to avoid the Lad but sometimes one gets caught:

Quote:

Daddy: hello honey
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: how are u baby?
miss u allot
Darla: Awww I miss you more.
Daddy: ok baby
what are u doing now honey?
Darla: Am at work.
Daddy: ok honey
so tell me baby, what your possition in the office?
Darla: Silly I’m the Talent Scout that’s why you are going to be our new supper star.
Daddy: ok honey
am happy to know that my love is there for me
and am going to make you proud and take proper care of you.
Darla: Sweat!
Daddy: smile
Darla: What are you doing Hunny?
Daddy: am editing something
let me snap
SENDS A SELFIE
Darla: Sexy!
Daddy: thanks baby
honey that guy i told u about
in LA , the guy i said is a producer
Darla: ok
Daddy: i ask him to stop talking about gay that we can be friends
but he refused and said he wanta me
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: and i told him that i have u and am in love with u
so he was asking me what kind of job u do
should i tell him?
Darla: Why not Hunny?
Daddy: ok baby
should i also tell him the name of your conpany?
Darla: Well it’s not exactly a secret my love.
Daddy: ok
he is just trying to know about u
because he is just calling me so much sexy name and saying so much sexy things
which i dont like
am juts trying to be nice to him
Darla: ok
Daddy: so have u eating baby?
Darla: I had a bagel a few minutes ago it was Yummy.
Daddy: wow
thats nice
am happy
i guess u enjoyed it
Darla: Yess
Daddy: thats nice
have heard from anita?
Darla: We work in a different part of the building but I saw her earlier.
Daddy: ok baby
but she did not say anything about me right?
Darla: We only said good morning to each other my love.
Daddy: ok honey
thats nice
baby pls send me a pics of u now pls
Darla: Am at work.
Daddy: ok honey
when u get home right?
Darla: ok
Daddy: i love u so much baby
honey do u know each time am charting with you am always high?
Darla: Really? Like on Skunk weed?
Daddy: yea baby
like i want to make love to tou
i mean make love to you
kiss you all over your body
Darla: Am interested; tell me more.
Daddy: yea
baby would u like me suck u?
Darla: ok
Daddy: am going to suck your nipple and your puxy
and allover your body
Darla: Baby I need to go to a meeting now.
Daddy: honey can i call u on video call now?
THEN HE CALLS
Darla: I'm at work!!!! Don't Fucken do that again!
Daddy: ok baby
sorry about that
honey i love u so much
and its u i want ok?
WHILE I WAS OUT
Daddy: honey are u still angry with me
pls talk to me
i have said sorry

Diaper Rash - 'so have u eating baby?' You mean the other white meat? Yummy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxOTQq9H1EE

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:27 pm

Alex still wants to hook up...

Quote:

Gay Alex Hollywood
so how are we going to do this?

DaddyFool
i told u i want to do a project and i need money for it
u did not anything

Gay Alex Hollywood
what would i do, you have not even been on line for a week

DaddyFool
because i was busy
so will u help me?

Gay Alex Hollywood
baby, everytime i want to talk about hooking up you change the subject
how do I know we're even going to do it?

DaddyFool
i did not change anything

Gay Alex Hollywood
ok, let's talk about hooking up then

DaddyFool
ok
after that we talk about my project right?

Gay Alex Hollywood
nope
I get hundreds of scripts and production ideas a day
why should I take yours if we're not going to hook up?
fuck that.

DaddyFool
what?
why did u say that?

Gay Alex Hollywood
are we going to fuck or are you wasting my time?

DaddyFool
why did u say that?
u are so hard
pls stop talking like that

Gay Alex Hollywood
well, are we going to do this or are you still hung up on that chick?
because if we're not going to hook up i do not know why we're chatting
well?

DaddyFool
yes
so lets hook up
and how do we hook up?

Gay Alex Hollywood
are you going to come to LA?

DaddyFool
yes
am ready to come

Gay Alex Hollywood
what do you like to do in bed?

DaddyFool
how?

Gay Alex Hollywood
with me baby
you like top or bottom?

DaddyFool
anything u want me to do

Gay Alex Hollywood
I want to hear what you like....

DaddyFool
anything u like to do to me is ok by me
and what do u like to do with me?

Gay Alex Hollywood
can I … (sexual stuff)

DaddyFool
ok
put it

Gay Alex Hollywood
mmm
you ever have anyone do that to you before?

DaddyFool
no

Gay Alex Hollywood
but you will let me?

DaddyFool
maybe u be the first

Gay Alex Hollywood
I want to rub you down with baby oil

DaddyFool
ok that will be nice

Gay Alex Hollywood
what are you going to do to me baby?
tell me details...

DaddyFool
am going to …. u

and …. u
and make u go gaga

Gay Alex Hollywood
mmmm baby i like it

DaddyFool
i told u i have a girlfriend
and she based on atlanta

Gay Alex Hollywood
yeah, but she can share right?
people should not be tied to just one person

DaddyFool
i have only been with women

Gay Alex Hollywood
does she know we're going to meet up?

DaddyFool
i told her about u that u are a producer
and she said that ok?
because am into the feed also
and i also told her about your intention

Gay Alex Hollywood
ok, good babe
and she knows we're going to hook up or she just knows we're talking?

DaddyFool
and was not too ok with it
she said i should be just friend to u

Gay Alex Hollywood
you want me to talk to her?
I can make her feel better about it
what does she do?

DaddyFool
but i see it that u dont want to be friend

Gay Alex Hollywood
can i ask you some questions about your sex history babe?
i want us to know each other better

DaddyFool
ok ask me

Gay Alex Hollywood
ok, what is the youngest person you have been with and the oldest?

DaddyFool
the youngest is 20 and the oldest is 31

Gay Alex Hollywood
ok, for me the youngest is 11 and the oldest is 72
I love all ages

DaddyFool
thats ok
so how old are u?

Gay Alex Hollywood
34
how old are you?

DaddyFool
am 32

Gay Alex Hollywood
cool
I think guys are sexy at every age

DaddyFool
so have u been with a woman before?
Gay Alex Hollywood
sort of, but not sure it counts.

DaddyFool
how many women have u been with?

Gay Alex Hollywood
just one, it was last summer, what to hear the story?

DaddyFool
yea
did u f— her?

Gay Alex Hollywood
yes, i did

DaddyFool
and u enjoyed it

Gay Alex Hollywood
but I like guys beter
what's the worst sex you've ever had?

DaddyFool
what do u mean by worst sex?

Gay Alex Hollywood
well, with me, it was a disgusting 69 year old crack whore i fucked while on molly.

DaddyFool
not much
if i fuck any girl who am not in love with and who is not in love with me, i use to feel bad

Gay Alex Hollywood
why?

DaddyFool
because am natural
and i want it real
i dont like fake love

Gay Alex Hollywood
but sex isn't love

DaddyFool
yea i know that

Gay Alex Hollywood
so tell me about this girlfriend of yours

DaddyFool
but its give u the signs of the real or fake love
she is a nice girl
m
Gay Alex Hollywood
what does she do for work?

DaddyFool
pls cant talk about that

Gay Alex Hollywood
why not?

DaddyFool
because she did not ask me to tell strangers

Gay Alex Hollywood
why?
is she a spy?

DaddyFool
no
well she is into entertainment company

Gay Alex Hollywood
in Atlanta? I know a lot of industry people there.
There's hip-hop central, hitlanta, blackbox.....

DaddyFool
she is a nice girl
and she is trying to help me to get a job

Gay Alex Hollywood
nice
Atlanta has a great movie and music scene

DaddyFool
yea
i like that

Gay Alex Hollywood
baby, I am having a party later, I wish you were here

DaddyFool
ok
when will u bring me there so i can be going to party with u

Gay Alex Hollywood
soon baby
are you planning to visit your girl in atlanta?

DaddyFool
i would like
if u bring me there will u allow me to go visiting her?

Gay Alex Hollywood
sure baby, I am all about free love

DaddyFool
ok thanks
then when will u bring me over?

Gay Alex Hollywood
let's shoot for late january, early feb

DaddyFool
ok ok ok
that nice baby
am so happy

Gay Alex Hollywood
you are soooo sexy
i want to see you naked
send me a pic of you naked babe

DaddyFool
pls lets not do that pls

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 10:48 pm

My Chat from today...okay his Chat from today:

Quote:

Daddy: my love pls talk to me
i said am sorry
pls dont be angry with me, you know u are the love of my life and am so lonely without u
pls reply me so i can be happy
hello honey
my love pls talk to me
me lovely angel am still waiting
Darla: Hunny? Am here now.
Daddy: am sorry i called i never knew u dont like facebook call also
i wanted to hear your sweet voice also
pls talk to me honeu
am all alone in my hotel room feeling lonely and i need to chart with u my love
u know i love and care about u so much
omg
Thank God
am so happy now
honey i will chart with u tomorrow
am in one location and the network here is so slow
i love u so much
baby u are my world
hello honey

Yup eight hours of nonsense.

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:59 pm

Dang this Lad is annoying but luckily he can chat all by himself eh?

Quote:

Darla: you need to work on your audition my love
Daddy: yes baby
thats what i have been worried about since
i just paid some money advance for the camera yeaterday
its remaining the light money and location and costume
honey i need money, can i ask that guy to assist me?
Darla: What guy?
Daddy: that guy i told u about
the gay guy
i have been playing along with him and i told him i need assistant that i have project to do
and he said he is going to help me only if i can agreed to date him
but thats bullshit
am a man and he is a man also, a man should be seen with a woman and beside i have you already
and dont need any other woman
baby what so u say?
hope u are not angry i ask him for money, its because i need to be fast with my audition and miss anita told me to be fast with it
Darla: Awww Hunny. Why are you hanging around gay men?
Daddy: i am not he is just bugging me baby
i think i should block him right
Darla: I thought you were asking him for money?
Daddy: yes i did honey
he agreed to be just friend and when i ask him for money he kept talking about gay stuff
and to me its irritating
i maid a mistake telling him about money
its was because i dont want to waste much time on my audition
Darla: ok
Daddy: tell me u not angry with me baby
pls i dont want to offend u any way because u are my true love and my life time partner
am coming not only to be a star but to be with you now and forever
LATER
Daddy: honey
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: baby
what are you doing?
honey u dont have time for me
u dont give me attention
sometimes am lonely dont i want to be charting with u
Darla: Am here.
Daddy: u dont reply me always honey
u know i love u so much and am always missing u
Darla: Hunny sometimes I am busy and can't drop everything immediately to reply ok?
Daddy: ts ok baby
just that am always missing u here
i want to see u, i want to be around u baby
am trying my.best to do.my audition so that your company will accept me and bring me over
so that i can be with u my sweet love
Darla: If you work hard you will be accepted my love.
Daddy: thats true honey i really need to work hard
baby i love u so so so much
its been so long i maid love
i want to do it now baby
maybe on phone or chart
pls tell me if you like it, am just feeling honey now
Darla: Sweat!
Daddy: ok honey
are u ready?
am feeling so much sexy here
am all alone in my house
i want you now baby
i want to fork u now
and when i sees u face to face i will do more
baby are u ready
honey
are u there?
Darla: Um I'm at work right now.
Daddy: so when u close right?
Darla: I should be home by 7 pm am thinking.
Daddy: ok baby
ok baby
pls dont forget to alert me when u gey home am waiting
i want to make u feel love
maybe on call or facebook call or chart any.one u feel like
am feeling sexy here and j dont want any other woman but u because u are my true love
i want to fork u today ok?
am waiting, i love u so much baby
hello honey
honey are u there?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

He's asking a gay man for money? Lol.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:45 am

I'm pretty sure Anita has something more better than this but then again I wasn't really trying:

Quote:

Daddy: honey are u there?
pls come online i want to ask u something
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: good
thanks for coming
am charting with anita now
and she is asking of my audition i told her by monday i will be shooting
and now she is asking me if i have a girlfriend and if am coming with her
i told her i dont have any woman here in my country that am single
but i wanted to tell her u are the only love of my life
should i tell her that?
baby reply quick
Darla: Sure you can tell her that and also say hello from me ok?
Daddy: ok baby
i love you so much
but i guess i have never told her that you and i are lovers right?
Darla: I don't know have you?
Daddy: no she has not replied my last mesage
so i can tell her about u and i
because if i come over i want us to be together and if possible forever
honey i just told her
pls be with me here
are u there
honey pls come on line and give me your time pls
Darla: Am here.
Daddy: baby pls be with me
ok

i just told u miss anita is asking me so many question and i need u to be around me so u can help with ideals
Darla: Hunny just answer her truthfully ok?
Daddy: ok
i have done that already
she was talking something about company policy
honey is there anything wrong with the company policy for me to you?
but she is very happy with me in love with u
Darla: Good
baby am in serious love with you and the hole world must know about it
tell me do you love me too?
Darla: Of course I do now I have to get back to work ok?
Daddy: ok baby
honey we are.kul
anita is a nice girl
she wants the.best for.me also
baby pls pray for me so i can be able to complete my audition

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:57 am

Anita and Ralph finally made contact today. And what contact it was. Rolling Eyes

Ralph: miss anita good evenin
Ralph: am now in my town
Anita: You're in Atlanta! Awesome! Will you be dropping ur audition off?
Ralph: how is everything
Anita: ?
Ralph: miss anita good evenin
Anita: READ MY REPLY.
Ralph: yes am shooting the movie by monday
Ralph: i see it but did not understand it proper
Anita: You are in Atlanata?
Ralph: no am not in atalanta
Ralph: do u mean i stay in atalanta?
Anita: You said u were in town.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: i said am in my own town now
Anita: Oh. And you won't be filming until Monday?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: u know u traveled out of my state to do some movie work for someone, and that was the reason i delayed a little for my audition
Ralph: yes because of the props
Ralph: and the equipment i paid for they said it will be available till monday
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: sorry my network is slow
Anita: I haven't traveled.
Ralph: ok
Anita: Can I ask a personal question?
Ralph: yes ask me
Ralph: my pleasure
Anita: Do you have a wife?
Anita: I think I asked, but I speak with so many applicants.
Ralph: no i dont have a wife
Anita: Will you be bringing a gf with you here?
Ralph: fee free to ask me anything
Ralph: no am not bringing a girlfriend with me
Ralph: am coming alone
Ralph: i dont have a girlfriend here
Anita: You said "here." What does that mean?
Ralph: because they dont keep to one man and i wanted a girl who will be.mine alone since i cant find that here i decides to remain single and focused on myvm carea
Ralph: i mean in my country
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: are u there?
BUZZ!!!
Anita: So you have a gf outside your country?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: yes
Ralph: dalar is my girlfriend
Anita: Oh. Which country and her name? We will have to do a background check on her.
Ralph: yes i have talking my time with her
Ralph: its the dalar u know
Ralph: darla d
Ralph: are u there?
Anita: Uh oh.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: yea
Anita: Hmmmm...that might be an issue.
Ralph: she is nice right?
Ralph: how?
Ralph: pls explain
Anita: I'm not sure I can go into those details. I don't talk bad about people and will need 2 see the company policy.
Ralph: ok
Anita: How long has this been going on?
Ralph: does the policy dont allow that
Ralph: ?
Anita: I can't speak in turn.
Ralph: not too long miss anita
Ralph: not too long miss anita
Anita: Ok. I'm sure it will be fine. 2 bad. Ur a fine looking man and she seems a bit old 4 u.
Anita: I like ur FB video praising Jesus!
Ralph: not too long miss anita
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: really
Ralph: thanks
Ralph: but do u mean dalar look older than me?
Ralph: but my age older than her
Anita: I think she looks older but I don't know how much. I'm young and can't tell.
Ralph: how old are u?
Anita: Almost 20.
Anita: U?
Ralph: i said how old are you?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: are you there?
Anita: AND I SAID 20! YOU'RE NOT DEF ARE U?
Ralph: am looking at your pics on facebook now
Ralph: you look very young and pretty
Ralph: ok
Anita: Please don't make me blush. I am a very mousy and plane gurl.
Ralph: comon you have not told me your age before
Ralph: though i have seen dalar one on one
Ralph: pls tell me about her
Anita: No thank u. Let her do that. Ugh.
Ralph: is she going to be serious in dating me?
Anita: I can't answer that. It's between u 2.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: now tell me are you single?
Anita: Hmmmmmmm...why does that matter? But my life is dedicated to HIM.
Ralph: you mean to God?
Anita: Yes. I do not date. Never have.
Ralph: wow
Ralph: do you mean you are a virgin ?
Anita: Of course.
Anita: But what does that matter?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: are you there miss anita
Ralph: there is something i.just love about you
Anita: U luv Darla. Do not say these things.
Ralph: and i want to be sure
Ralph: and i want to be sure
Ralph: are you a God fearing woman?
Anita: God fearing and God luving!
Ralph: because me a
Ralph: am God fearing
Ralph: yea its matter
Ralph: if.you are a virgin?
Ralph: it means allot
Ralph: meaning any man who is going to date you will have to take good care of you.
Ralph: yea in my country here we call it God fearing
Ralph: it mean you are following the law of the bible
Anita: Yes, I follow the laws of the Bible and I must remain a virgin until I am married.
Ralph: what is the name of your church?
Ralph: wow thats nice
Ralph: its hard to see virgin responsible woman here in my country
Ralph: if had seen one maybe by now i would have been a married man
Ralph: i love responsible woman for a wife
Ralph: someone who will always love to be close to God and always praise and worship him
Anita: .
Anita: We are very small, but do have missions all over.
Ralph: ok thats nice
Ralph: my church is christ embassy
Ralph: have you heard it the name?
Anita: I have not.
Anita: Do u know mine?
Ralph: yes i think i have heard of it before
Anita: We believe in the old ways.
Ralph: whats your simon?
Ralph: u mean you believe in the old testerment?
Anita: Much of the old testerment, yes. Primarily this. But a bit of the new testerment, 2. It's kinda for punks, tho.
Ralph: u mean you believe in the old testerment?
BUZZ!!!
Anita: Did u not read my massage?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: its network o
Ralph: so slow
Ralph: am just managing it
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: the network is good now
Ralph: so talk to me
Anita: Ok
Ralph: u said you believe in the old ways
Anita: Yep. I said it twice.
Ralph: you mean in the old testerment?
Anita: Yes. Still the old testerment.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: ok
Ralph: ita nice to know these about you
Anita: Why do u have a gf if u believe in the old testerment?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: look lets keep it low till i come
Anita: Keep what low?
Ralph: i mean this issus of marriage
Anita: What do u mean?
Ralph: because u seems more kul
Anita: Please explain it in playman terms so I understand.
Ralph: i want you to know that bein a responsible woman is the best
Anita: What am I keeping low? What isus of marriage?
Ralph: i mean God knows the best
Anita: Well we already knew that. Explain the junk I don't udderstand.
Ralph: you are a nice woman
Ralph: and you deserve the best
Ralph: yea
Anita: But ur not answering or explaining.
BUZZ!!!
Anita: Maybe we should just drop all of this.
Ralph: u said you are a God luving girl
Ralph: and also you are a virgin
Ralph: and this is the kind of woman i have always prayed for
Anita: But u have a gf. Please do whatever u all do.
Ralph: and i wish you the best in life
Anita: My life will be as HE makes it.
Anita: I hope HE makes it so u can get ur auditions in and they are better than the others coming in.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: and hope he gives you someone who will appreciate you
Ralph: yes dalar is my girl
Ralph: she is also nice
Anita: He will give me a man that I will be the servant and good wife 2.
Ralph: both of you should do all you can to make me start working in your company
Ralph: and you both will never regret it
Ralph: look see me as your personal friend ok
Ralph: and keep on serving God he is the best friend, brother, family and everything you can ever have
Anita: She is not a good Christian following woman but it's all whatevs.
Ralph: amen
Anita: Right!
Anita: AMEN TO THAT.
Ralph: do you mean dalar is not a good christian?
Anita: I have siad 2 much and it is not my place. to say.
Ralph: she doesnt give me much time in charting like you do
Ralph: am suppose to know more about her than the once i know already
Anita: She is a glutton but I receive the purnishment.
Ralph: you both are not too close right?
Anita: We work in different areas and floors.
Anita: We only know who each other but r not friends.
Ralph: and i dont know if she loves me like i do
Ralph: ok i get it
Ralph: but am sure she is a nice girl
Ralph: miss anita dont worry ok?
Anita: I do not worry. It is as HE makes it.
Ralph: you will be a very happy woman in your marital life in jesus name
Ralph: i know
Anita: You will be happy with Darlar if she marries u and it is God doesn't forbid.
Ralph: how
Ralph: will God forbid it?
Anita: If God doesn't forbid ur happyness.
Ralph: me i need a wife not just a mere girl friend
Ralph: so i can be out of funication
Anita: I am sure she isn't just any mere maid, but can be a wife for u if it ur desire.
Ralph: ok i pray so
Anita: Funication? U mean u expect marriage not 2 be fun? I expect it 2 be what HE wants it to be so it must be FUN.
Ralph: thats why said that word lets keep it low
Anita: Keep what low? U should ex-claim to the world about fun!
Ralph: means lets see what God has for us and let God him self plan out life for us
Ralph: do you like just fun or marriage?
Anita: U mean Manifest Destiny, not keep it low.
Ralph: which do you prefer ?
Anita: How would I know? I've never been married. God will make it funication 4 me.
Ralph: keep it low means lets see how it will go
Ralph: but u dont funicate
Anita: So we have 2 see how it goes and don't have fun while we wait? That's not very fun.
Ralph: u are a good girl
Ralph: ok
Ralph: i like the way you talk
Ralph: something special about you
Ralph: can i ask you a question?
Anita: Ask away.
Ralph: do you like me in person?
Anita: God gives me the WORDS, I just spread them. U know?
Anita: Ask me that when u get here.
Anita: Cuz I don't know all ur person yet. I like what's there so far, even if ur causing me problems.
Ralph: common i mean in person when i get there i will surely know allot about you
Anita: Who is surely?
Ralph: because i want you to help me specially to be employed in your company
Anita: Yeah, but the more u delay, the more difficulties it curses me.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: the reason of my delay is because of money
Ralph: baby am i causing you problems?
Ralph: pls try and understand me
Ralph: baby am i causing you problems?
Anita: Yes, cuz I said we shouldn't hire anybody until we see ur audition, but so many others have sent theirs in.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: pls wait for my audition
Ralph: am going to make you proud
Anita: I need a firm date when I will get it.
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: the guy i ask to print the label of that drink has not yet done it
Ralph: am here angel
Anita: Label of what drink?
Anita: From the script? That's all u wait? What about the raping video?
Ralph: <Wait and See>
Anita: Why not do the other 1st?
Ralph: we dont have it here and i download from google and want to print and gum it in any of out.bottle here
Anita: Ok. But u don't need that for the music. Did u get ur crew together?
Ralph: am going to do the video
Ralph: baby can i ask you another question about the video?
Anita: Shoot.
Ralph: yes i have my crew
Anita: That wasn't a question, but it's all whatevs, so good.
Ralph: am i suppose sing my own version of the song in audio before shooting?
Anita: Yes. That is typical and easiest, yes?
Anita: 4 best quality.
Ralph: do u understand what i said?
Ralph: i guess i need to do my own version of the audio before shooting the vdideo
Ralph: ok
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so i have booked for studio and i will be going to produced it by sathurday
Anita: Rest on Sunday.
Ralph: these are the reasons of my delay
Anita: Can you have the videos by Wednesday next?
Ralph: pls my love help me to hold my audition a little
Ralph: i need sometime
Ralph: am the one to produced the audio my self
Ralph: because am also good in audio production
Ralph: and video also and editing
Ralph: your company is going to gain allot in me because am all round in production singing
Ralph: ok i will try
Ralph: money is my problem
Ralph: no one to help here
Ralph: doing all these things is very expensive here
Ralph: but with God all things are possible
Ralph: i believe God is going to everything ease for me
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: one more question
Ralph: are you there?

I have a feeling Dalar will make him holler.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:40 am

I absolutely love your chats with this idiot. Laughing

Endlessly wonderful de-education. But I don't know how you can stomach it. When I was baiting a lad heavy into chat it drove me nuts.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:58 am

Oscar, you totally rock with these chats. I romance bait but can't stand chatting with these thieves.

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:30 pm

More Gay talk with Daddy

DaddyFool
so how are u doing?

AlexHollywood
great, but tired. was out partying all last night

DaddyFool
ok
do u mean u guys dont snap on location?

AlexHollywood
I am not the dop I am a producer babe

DaddyFool
ok
so whats the name of the camera you dop normally uses?

AlexHollywood
depends on what they're doing. where they're shooting, who is running the scene....
maybe I can introduce you to some folks when you're here.

DaddyFool
ok pls do

AlexHollywood
sure babe

DaddyFool
because i love to learn more

AlexHollywood
that's great babe

DaddyFool
ok
do u miss me?

AlexHollywood
of course baby
that's why I wanted to see your nude pic, because you're so hot.

DaddyFool
maybe u see it there and u can teach me how to fuck u
there is difference
then u can see it on motion
we chart tomorrow because am going to a place where the network is so slow
when i get to my town then we chart.better

AlexHollywood
ok baby

DaddyFool
love u
bye and sweet dreams

Monday

DaddyFool
So why dont u help me?

AlexHollywood
i never said i wouldn't help you did i?

DaddyFool
np
but i need it hurgent
i was ask to submit it now till 26th of this month

AlexHollywood
baby, you are talking a lot about what you need and want, but when I asked you for just one nude pic of yoruself you refused me

DaddyFool
i did not refused

AlexHollywood
I have a breakfast meeting at Paramount. I will be back on line in an hour or so.

DaddyFool
u have started quarelling again

AlexHollywood
baby, I am not fighting. I am just telling you how it is

DaddyFool
but i already explained to u
they dont allow that here in my city
the people i work with go through profiles and when the see this things they get angry

AlexHollywood
baby, I am not asking you to post it online

DaddyFool
u can call me now and i will fuck u on phone

Let’s Fork

DaddyFool
am not sending any pics
u are making me to lose my intrest on u
u maid to start thinking of this gay stuff now u making seeing it as a bullshit
bye for what?
u have been saying it before

AlexHollywood
ok, you don't want to send pics fine
I am busy now

DaddyFool
am not sending any pics ok?
stop conditioning me

AlexHollywood
fine, bye

DaddyFool
i dont like it

AlexHollywood
no one is forcing you to chat with me

DaddyFool
stop saying bye ok?

DaddyFool
if u truly like me u should care about.me
u are the one who dont like me
because if u do u will care about my worries
what kinda of love do u have.for me
i love u now
and i want to fork u now
lets fork

AlexHollywood
yeah? what do you want me to do to you?

DaddyFool
just fork me here

AlexHollywood
this is boring

Daddy decides he is not gay any more

DaddyFool
whats is.the matter with u
look i want you to.know something am no.more intrested in you gay stuff any more

AlexHollywood
ok fine

DaddyFool
if u know u are a nice.guy.then help me as a friend
and as a movie.maker like me
i need some ideals from u
as for love issue am ok with my baby girl
and u should also learn to love woman
am no more.doing that gay shit.with u anymore

AlexHollywood
fuck you

DaddyFool
u wers born by a woman and why will u start.loving men instead of women?
fuck me?
dont say that again ok.

AlexHollywood
bye
you are the one who said you wanted to fuck me

DaddyFool
dont be out of your sensea because u dont know what u re doing

AlexHollywood
sounds like you're full of shit
and i bet your movies suck so fuck off

DaddyFool
wake up my friend

AlexHollywood
fuck off

DaddyFool
i like u as a friend and i should tell u the truth
u are a nice guy and u should leave like a human
no bye
am not
i want to talk to u
let me ask u a question , ant u going to get married and have kids?
answer me alex
so u mean u are not into movie?
or what do u mean by movie sucks?

AlexHollywood
i did not say movies suck, i said YOUR movies probably suck
doesn't matter. you're too old for me any way

DaddyFool
no am not going to fuck off ok?
i am being reasonable here
my movies are local thats why i needed u to help me alex
i want to come over so i can make good movies
i saw a thriller in your wall today and i love iy
so stop this gay talk and threat me like a human and assist me as a friend

AlexHollywood
I don't really know you dude

DaddyFool
maybe i can get u a better gay lover here for u

AlexHollywood
oh yeah?

DaddyFool
alex talk to me
are u there?
talk to me alex
ok

AlexHollywood
yeah, I am here

DaddyFool
if there is any question u want to ask me pls fee free to ask , and i will answer u, so u can know me better
i like u so much and u are talented

AlexHollywood
thanks

DaddyFool
am so high now

AlexHollywood
haha... that's great. you smoking weed?

DaddyFool
i just blogged it
no i dont smoke weed

AlexHollywood
Oh... what are you stoned on then?

DaddyFool
spirit drink

AlexHollywood
damn son. kicking it OG

DaddyFool
we call it dogoyaro here

AlexHollywood
ha, nice, i like that.

DaddyFool
but can i ask u a question?

AlexHollywood
sure. ask.

DaddyFool
when its time for you to get married and have kids, what will u do then?

AlexHollywood
I don't babe, this isn't africa, you don't have to get married here

DaddyFool
so what if u want a child?
i mean what if u want to have u own child so what will u do then?

AlexHollywood
hell no
babe, I am not having kids

DaddyFool
oh u dont want any kid?

AlexHollywood
nope

DaddyFool
ok i get it
dont worry when time comes u will surely do want kid
so what u going to do u just get a woman and inpregnate her even if u still love men

AlexHollywood
damn baby can we stop talking about pregnant women?

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:06 pm

Last Night, while I was posting our last chart. Yes. 4 am Ralph’s time and he’s up charting! If he talks this much in real life, his tongue must be sunburnt.

[/color]Anita: Hi.
Ralph: hello angel
Ralph: how are you doing?
Anita: I am good. Studing my bible. And u?
Ralph: wow thats nice
Ralph: am fine also
Ralph: just woke up and want to do my midnight prayer
Ralph: but i slept over
Anita: Is it midnight there? We don't do that. We say them before we go to bed.
Anita: Now I lay me down to sleep.
Ralph: its past 4am now
Anita: I pray the Lord my sold to keep.
Anita: If I should die before I wake.
Ralph: yes
Ralph: we pray before sleep
Ralph: and sometime wake up to pray at
Anita: I pray the Lord my sold to take
Ralph: midnight
Ralph: yea i know that prayer
Anita: So ur late 4 ur prayers?
Ralph: yes but i can still pray
Ralph: its all the same
Anita: Of coarse.
Ralph: we pray before we go to bed, we sometimes wake up by 12am to pray and also pray after we wake up before doing anything or go any where
Anita: Yeah. That deserves a gold star!
Ralph: so that God's protection will be always with u
Ralph: yea baby
Anita: Yeppers. I understand praying.
Ralph: do you leave alone?
Anita: Never. With my Daddy.
Ralph: i mean do you stay alone?
Anita: No.
Ralph: ok thats nice
Ralph: so what about mum?
Anita: She is with HIM.
Ralph: what?
Ralph: qih
Ralph: with who?
BUZZ!!!
Anita: Our Lord.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so sorry for your loss my love
Anita: Yeah.
Ralph: since when?
Anita: I was a little gurl.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: but dad did not get another wife?
Anita: No. UR CHURCH ALLOWS THAT?
Ralph: hmmm
Ralph: yes ofcouae
Ralph: i mean yes
Ralph: if they are both faithful to God
Ralph: the man can re marry
Ralph: but he will have to wait for long
Ralph: but most durations in my church dont do it if they love there wife, they will remain like that forever
Ralph: that means dad truly your mum
Ralph: and he must also love you too
Anita: U must not follow 1 Corinthians.
Anita: Hmmmmm
Ralph: ok
Ralph: sometimes our tradition demands what we chose
Anita: Explain.
Ralph: but the bible is what we follows as a Christians
Ralph: i mean our local tradition here has there own law
Anita: There is NO LAW ABOVE HIS.
Ralph: in my country we have so many local languages
Ralph: yes baby we know that also here
Ralph: there is no law above God
Anita: That's not right. Jesus spoke English. If it is good enough 4 him, it should be good enuff 4 every true believer.
Anita: But u follow man's laws to override HIS.
Ralph: yes baby
Anita: Glad u agree.
Anita: But I am not a child.
Ralph: i know u not a child and why did you say that?
Anita: Cuz u called me a baby.
Ralph: because i called you baby
Ralph: lol
Ralph: sorry ok
Anita: And don't say lots of luv.
Ralph: i did not mean baby as a kid
Anita: That is meant for husbands and wives and family.
Ralph: i mean baby as a good girl ok?
Anita: But u called me baby and then said lol. It is not right.
Ralph: wow
Anita: hmmmmm
Ralph: am sorry
Ralph: look you are such a beautiful and nice woman
Ralph: and you are also discipline and intelligent
Ralph: i like almost everything about you
Ralph: and mostly your Godly life
Anita: I must go now. It is time to leave 4 home.
Anita: Sleep well.
Ralph: ok angel
Ralph: but pls give me a minutes
Ralph: do you have a private line?
Ralph: so i can sometimes call to say hi
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: and whats your time now?

This morning…

Anita: It is 9:05
Ralph: hello
Anita: hello
Ralph: how was your nite beautifull woman?
Anita: Hmmmmmmmm
Ralph: hope you slept fine?
Anita: I did. And u?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Anita: DON'T BUZZLE ME WHEN U HAVEN'T RESPONDED.
Ralph: u know our network here is always slow
Ralph: i only enjoy it at night
Anita: I know nothing about ur network. How would I know?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: ok
Ralph: sometimes you talk ash to me why?
Ralph: am your good friend ok?
Anita: It's not Ash Tuesday. What do u mean?
Ralph: if i complete my audition and i come over am going to always make you happy because you are so good to me
BUZZ!!!
Anita: If that is HIS wish 4 u, then it will be. I know u will make a good audition and do it soon so we can get u here.
Ralph: thanks for believing in me
Ralph: and i will make you proud
Anita: I suggest making me proud soon. They want to make a decision and u are messling around. Didn't ur last job pay u?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: miss anita you dont understand
Ralph: my last job they paid me long before i went for the job
Ralph: and the money was not enough to get those equipment here
Ralph: i paid allot of bills before we went for the job
Anita: Who gets paid b4 a job?
Ralph: that was the reason i could not get the complete money
Anita: Huh.
Ralph: yes they use to do it here in my country
Ralph: because some of the producers here are young guys who writes script and get some money and pay some key crew and gather some cast together before going to camp
Ralph: some do pay complete before going to the camp
Ralph: mostly if they trust you they will pay you complete
Ralph: they all trust me so they like paying me complete because they know i cannot dissapoint them
Ralph: yea
Ralph: but if they dont trust you any way, then they will ask you ti finish up first before they pay you
Ralph: so we do it any way here
Anita: k
Ralph: how are u doing now?
Anita: Better than I deserve!
Ralph: thank God
Anita: How could u not?
Ralph: hmmm
Ralph: i miss you chary allot
Ralph: you know sometimes its keeps us lively
Anita: I need to keep my chary. OK?
Ralph: thats nice
Anita: U like that?
Ralph: yes
Anita: What's ur favorite part about it?
Ralph: because its worth the risking for and the positive side of it
Anita: That's tight.
Ralph: yea and thanks
Anita: NP
Ralph: you know you are intelligent
Anita: How and why?
Ralph: your ways of reasonibg
Anita: Almost circulous, huh?
Ralph: i mean your ways of reasoning
Anita: Right.
Ralph: and your perfect question
Ralph: yea baby
Anita: Sum tell me they are all encompassing, almost circumspect.
Ralph: you are so good in many ways
Anita: Thx
Ralph: look i told you i love everything about you
Ralph: look i told you i love everything about you
Ralph: am happy knowing you
Ralph: you keep me lively
Ralph: and i hope am doing the same to you too, huh?
Anita: It will be more livid when the audition is here and I know ur coming here.
Ralph: ok baby
Ralph: am sure coming and be with you
Ralph: and also make your company proud
Anita: I hope ur not wasting my time, cuz I wood be disappoint.
Ralph: by the grace of God i will not
Anita: k
Ralph: thanks for your concern and patience
Anita: It's my job and HIS wish
Ralph: yea
Ralph: so tell me can i have your private number?
Anita: What private number?
Ralph: i mean your phone number
Ralph: so we can chart on whatsapp
Anita: What app? I don't get ur meanings?
Ralph: its called whatsapp
Anita: What is?
Ralph: its a phone chart
Ralph: its a phone chart
Anita: Huh
Ralph: and imo is a video call app
Ralph: and imo is a video call app
Ralph: so u dont know whatsapp?
Ralph: yea baby
Anita: I AM NOT A CHILD.
Anita: Ur a video call app? Whose app? U already filled the app.
Ralph: ok sorry i mean fine girl
Ralph: imo
Ralph: just type imo on google
Ralph: and you will see the app
Ralph: its a video app
Anita: It says International Maritime Organization imo.org. I guess that's a marriage site or church or sumthing. I already have a church
Ralph: i really dont know if its a church site or something, but i have like i have other apps
Anita: What other companies r u placing apps?

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:08 am

And with Alex....

Quote:

DaddyFail
how are u?

Alex Hollywood
fantastic
how are you?

DaddyFail
am not fine
just worried
i could not even sleeo

Alex Hollywood
you need to learn to relax
try meditation. it works for me

DaddyFail
will you help me or not?

Alex Hollywood
if you ask me like that, then the answer is fuck off

DaddyFail
my friend in texas promise to help me up till now he has not called me
ok
fuck off right?
no problem

Alex Hollywood
ok bye

DaddyFail
thanks any way
ok bye

Alex Hollywood
next time be more polite to the people you are asking to help you

DaddyFail
no need of insulting me

Alex Hollywood
ok

DaddyFail
all u need to have said is yes or no
God will surely help me

Alex Hollywood
good, get your money from god then

DaddyFail
alex i have tried to be friendly to you yet you love talking rough
i guess its better you block me again and for good now
because u are too insulting and rood
how can i also hook you with any guy here?
how am i not sure you will not also treath him this stupid way of yours
i have already talk to someone here about you
but this is my fear also
you talk like a junk
very insulting

Alex Hollywood
how I talk is how I talk. guys can take it or leave it. I still get laid plenty.

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:57 am

I hate this Lad! I mean it! Honestly he bores me beyond belief yet I know he has great potential. What to do? Got it...

Quote:

THIS CHAT BEGUN IN PROGRESS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Darla: Awww love you
Daddy: baby are you sure
Yeah why you say that?
because you dont have time for me baby
you know always waiting to hear from you
i cant call u
i cant hear your sweet voice
when i write you its takes time before u reply
even when u see my message you dont reply them
and you know i love you so much
i cant stay a day without hearing from you
so am worried
Darla: Am here and charting but is there something you need to tell me?
Daddy: no baby
thats all i want to tell you
about anita she is worried about my audition
and i still looking for money to complete it
Darla: I noticed Anita was looking happier than normal is there something going on with you two?
Daddy: something like what baby?
Darla: Hmmm. I think you know what I mean Hunny.
Daddy: am not too sure of what i think you mean thats why i ask
do you mean like if we are dating?
Darla: Yes that’s exactly what I mean Mr. Man! First you chart with a Homersexual and now the Admin Ass Anita is acting different and am confuse.
Daddy: no no pls honey say that pls
Darla: Well what do you have to say for yourself?
Daddy: baby i was the one who old u of that useless guy
am no more charting with him
and before we stopped charting i begged him to stop talking to me about gay stuff and told him i have a girlfriend which is you and he agreed
i was still charting with him because his is into movie production
and if he can help me in any way
i told you everything honey
and for anita she just being a nice girl
and she is worried about my audition
i have already told her about you and i
Darla: Movie production? I thought you were intending to work for Hitlanta? Who is this gay lothario?
Daddy: and she is ok with me loving you so much
yes baby i am not working with him
i said he is a movie guy i just feel like making friend
so when i start working for hitlanta i can also ask to come to maybe bring business to hitlanta
u know what i mean?
but baby that guy is not a friendly guy
he is just so concern about gay stuff
and am not too sure he is a movie producer
maybe he is liein
as i noticed i stop charting with him
because he could not show me any pics of his work
baby do you understand
anita and i are just best of friends
ok?
pls reply me
Darla: Who is this man?
Daddy: baby is one guy like that
he is a liar
he is just a gay who is looking for a gay lover
and sent me a request and lied that he is a producer so he can get my attention
i already blocked him
so he is past
Darla: Hunny you need to slow down ok? What is this Man’s name?????
Daddy: alex is his name
he stays in LA
Darla: Alex who?
Daddy: Alex Gay Guy
Darla: Alex Gay Guy the Producer from California?
Daddy: i dont know how he saw my fb address and sent me a request
do you know him?
he said he based in LA los angelos
honey do you know him?
Darla: Hunny we work with him all the time. My Boss Mr. Jizzler calls it the East West connection.
Daddy: really?
i thought he was liein
he sent me a request and i accepted
and he told me he is seeing my post if am into production
i told him yes
then he said he is also a producer
and he also sent me a movie thriller
so i watched it and it was a nice job
the i recommends him and he said he is a co-producer of the job
so we were just talking as friend
then later he said if i know am a handsome boy
i said i know
i said i know
and he said am hot and he want to fuck me
i was so angry
that was when i complained to you
Darla: Hunny I need you to clam down ok?
Daddy: ok baby so what do i do about him
though he has agreed to stop talking about gay stuff to me
but he said i should loon for a gay for him
and i dont have any
Darla: Baby just be nicest to him as he is a big wheel in movies and raping ok?
Daddy: ok honey
this is what i have wanted you to always do for me
to give me ideals like this
but you are not always there for me
u are always too busy for me
but baby am not a gay and i cant accept to be his gay boy friend, i have already told him that and he agreed
i hope you are not asking me to accept his gay request?
Darla: What? Why do I want my Husband to be a gay? Are you going banan as they say in france?
Daddy: thanks for that baby
and honey am so happy you called me your husband
baby do you mean you have accepted to be my wife?
Darla: Nite Baby

I feel more better now even if a Gay and a Gal are strealing my Man.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:27 am

After hearing from Darla that Alex is legit, Daddy comes crawling back.

Quote:

DaddyFail
hello
Alex Hollywood
What do you want?
DaddyFail
we are friends ok?
Alex Hollywood
give me one reason why I should be friends with you...
DaddyFail
pls alex stop fighting ok?
Are u still angry with me Alex?
Alex Hollywood
what do you want bro?
merry christmas by the way
DaddyFail
thanks
i wish you the same
we friends ok?
apert from money i was asking u, there are moral support u can help me with in terms of movie making and in time we can both do things together, sorry about the money i was asking you, am not asking for money again, i will try and look for where to borrow and do my project.
but pls lets stop fighting
and be good to each other
thats all am asking for
happy xmas celebration
Alex Hollywood
ok, no problem
tell me more about your project.
DaddyFail
ok
it all about audition
they ask me to do a music video and to shoot a script of three sceen
so that i will be employed in the company
and am all alone doing it
no help
i really need to give what i gat more than what i see here
and to rent a better equipment here is very expensive
thats it

Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:18 pm

Ralph is making some progress it seems on the music video. He has begun some work on his music video for Atlanta's Hottest Thing Since...summer.

Ralph: BUZZ!!!
Anita: How is ur day?
Ralph: how are u?
Ralph: fine
Anita: Very good. Church was AWESOME!
Anita: R u working?
Ralph: sorry i was discussing with my church members
Ralph: they came to visit me
Ralph: but the just left
Anita: Go pray then. That is good!
Ralph: so how are u?
Anita: Very good!
Ralph: is been a while
Ralph: how did did you celebrate your christmass
Anita: At Church, then feeding the poor and hungry. Then we had dinner, Daddy and me.
Ralph: thats nice
Ralph: i miss you allot angel
Ralph: oh thats nice
Ralph: thats the best way to celebrate
Ralph: do you know thats me dream? to always visit the orphanage home?
Ralph: and when God blesses me i will also build my own orphanage home
BUZZ!!!

Thank you for providing future baiting opportunity...

Anita: That would be nice!
Anita: How r ur videos?
Ralph: yea
Ralph: i love it
Ralph: if you go through my post in facebook , u will see me in one of these orphanage home carrying orphan children
Ralph: i mean my facebook pictures
Ralph: yea by the grace of God i will be shooting tomorrow
Anita: How long will shooting take?
Ralph: the movie should be a day
Ralph: and the music should be the next day
Ralph: then i will start editing
Anita: So I will receive by Wednesday?
Anita: Night
Anita: ?
Ralph: i will try my best
Ralph: u mean night?
Ralph: what night?
Anita: I will be receiving it from u before night here on Wednesday?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: ok i will try be best
Ralph: ok i will try be best
Ralph: the movie will surely be ready by wednessday
Ralph: but the music video u know it takes time than movie
Ralph: buy am going to make sure i work day and night
BUZZ!!!
Anita: Good. And they will be impressive?
Ralph: ok
Ralph: can i ask a question?
Anita: Once u answer mine.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: ask me
Anita: I did. U didn't answer.
Ralph: i answered, maybe its betwork
Ralph: pls which of your question i didn't answer?
Anita: How impressive will the audition vids be?
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: i believe by the grace of God it going to be very impressive with the best of my ability of finacial strenght.
Anita: K. Ur question?
Ralph: what?
Ralph: ok i should ask?
Anita: Of course!
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: the music, am i suppose to reproduce the audio and sing my own version?
Anita: Yes.
Ralph: ok thats nice
Ralph: i will love it
Ralph: and must it be rock also?
Anita: What do u mean?
BUZZ!!!
Ralph: ok i mean the type of song
Ralph: that is america rock standerd
Anita: What were u thinking?
Ralph: i said i can give it my own way of rap, but the same lyrics?
Ralph: am not thinking much am just asking if any need to do a stylish rap or follow that trend
Ralph: because i can do all
Anita: I think rap would be perfect, cuz that's us. Maybe throw in a freestyle?
Ralph: ok baby
Ralph: oh sorry angel
Ralph: thanks for your tips
Ralph: u are such a nice woman
Ralph: so tell me , why are u not always coming to facebook
BUZZ!!!
Anita: Only have it on my work computer.
Ralph: so are u using computer or mobile now?
Anita: Church computer.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: u dont use mobile?
Anita: No. Daddy won't allow that.
Anita: It's an evil.
Ralph: really
Ralph: really
Anita: Yeppers.
Ralph: well thats ok
Ralph: i just repost that my orphanage pics in my wall
Ralph: thought u could see it
Anita: K. I will look tomorrow.
Ralph: ok my love
Anita: Love?
Ralph: yea angel
Ralph: u worthy of love
Ralph: because you are a nice person
Anita: He luvs each of us.
Ralph: yea of couse angel
Anita: K
Ralph: when i come over, am going to be very nice and close to you

Or so very far away...

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:41 am

What is it about romance lads that they also want to be orphanage lads?! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:51 pm

^^^Lads are lads and will try whatever works.

You have to lurve a lad that sends himself on safari.

Ralph: how was your nite?
Anita: Very good. ANd urs?
Ralph: fine thanks
Ralph: i have been on my way since to the town am going to shoot
Ralph: so my network was down since
Ralph: i was worried maybe u have sent a message
Anita: So ur filming today?
Ralph: am starting with the movie
Ralph: yes i will be starting today
Ralph: the place is far from my state because thats where i rented the equipment
Ralph: is four hours journey
Anita: U couldn't get the equiment in ur state?
Ralph: yes we have it
Ralph: but is too expensive
Anita: Any chance u can provide receipts 4 all this. I might be able 2 do some juggling after ur hired and get u recompensated 4 all this.
Ralph: the camera, the lights, camera stand and other things, and mostly the location
Ralph: ok miss anita
Ralph: thanks for your support
Anita: What about travel?
Anita: R u driving?
Ralph: no am in a public bus going to the place
Anita: Do u have that reciept?
Ralph: they will give me the reciept when i finish payment
Anita: Ok. As u have reciepts, can u send them 2 me so I can start getting u reimburse. Cuz, I really hope these will be good auditions.
Ralph: i have not yet finish the payment for the equipment of three days , so i can complete the movie and music video
Anita: K
Ralph: ok i will
Ralph: i have a mini camera i wanted to sell when i get there, so i can raise money to complete the payment
Anita: K.
Ralph: thats the mini cam
Ralph: i snapped it in my house before i leave this morning and ask someone to look for buyer
Ralph: i just pray and hope they give me a reasonable amount for it so i can complete all payment
Anita: What does that have 2 do with u sending me reciepts?
Ralph: no it has nothing to do with it
Ralph: am only telling u how i intend to complete there payment
Ralph: it just a personal concern
Ralph: i said i am going to sell my mini cam so i can pay them for the equipment
Ralph: and when i finish payment, they will give me the receipt
Anita: K
Anita: It will be 2 late for u 2 film today, huh? This worries me with the timeline.
Ralph: sorry for the delay, its my network
Ralph: but i want to make sure i finish the shooting of the movie and edit as fast as i can then send it before shooting the music
Ralph: thats why am renting light, so i can use light in indoor even if its late
Ralph: pls if may ask, whats my total deadline ?
Anita: The sooner the better. Srsly, Thursday is the end of the year.
Ralph: ok baby
Anita: I'm trying everything here 4 u.
Ralph: and that means the company is going on break from thrusday?
Ralph: ok thanks my love
Ralph: you are truly an angel
Anita: Why do u call me ur love?
Ralph: because i cant help it but to call you that
Ralph: you are so nice and kind to me
Ralph: and i love you for that
Anita: I must save myself.
Ralph: pls dont get angry with it
Ralph: and when i come over like i said am going to be close to you
Anita: Like a bf? Huh.
Ralph: dont worry u are save ok?
Ralph: am falling seriously for you
Ralph: this is to tell you that i really appreciate you
Ralph: u are like a sister, a brother , a mother , a father , a friend and a wife to me.
Anita: What do u mean "falling?"
Ralph: yea
Ralph: u everything to me
Ralph: because you show more concern to me even as dalar
Ralph: u are so good
Ralph: my heart beats for you baby
Ralph: the God life in you is truly showing outside of you
Ralph: God bless you angel
Anita: Oh yeah. Ur in luv with Dalar. Please don't cause problems 4 me.
Ralph: am not going to cause any problem ok? when i come over i will explain what i mean
Ralph: just keep up the good work ok?
Ralph: you are nice to me and i must appreciate you with all i can
Ralph: do you know you are an angel?
Anita: I'm glad u appreciate it. Just plz don't fail.
Ralph: i wont fail angel
Anita: k
Ralph: when is your company going for break?
Anita: I will be beginning the first.
Ralph: what?
Ralph: first, how?
Ralph: i dont understand
Anita: First of January
Ralph: ok u resuming first of january?
Anita: No. Beginning my break.
Ralph: ok
Ralph: so when are u resuming ?
Anita: 2 weeks. Unless I get bored.
Anita: It's why u need 2 get this done!
Ralph: ok baby
Ralph: dont worry even when u go on break u will not get bored because am always going to be charting with u ok?
Ralph: will u love that?
Anita: Of curse1
Anita: !
Ralph: 1 what ?
Anita: Huh?
Ralph: u said of curse 1
Ralph: i dont understand that?
Anita: Of curse I will luv it. Rolling Eyes

Anita: 1 was possed 2 be a !
Ralph: its ok honey
Ralph: so tell me how can we always talk and live when i come?
Anita: Huh?
Anita: U tell me.
Ralph: ok baby
Ralph: yea i will love you to always be around me when i come
Ralph: will that be possible?
Anita: I can ask Daddy. But u will prolly have 2 be a member or our church.
Ralph: i will always be in your church
Ralph: o that will be nice
Ralph: will dad allow you to be staying with me?
Anita: What do u mean staying with u?
Ralph: i mean like being around me all the time
Ralph: eat breakfast together
Ralph: lunch and dinner together
Anita: I can only stay with a man that is my husband.
Ralph: going out for shopping
Ralph: and even going to shows with me
Ralph: how do u see that?
Anita: How do I see what?
Ralph: ok
Ralph: i mean how do u like all i said
Ralph: and always make you happy
Ralph: always puy smiles in your face
Anita: I think it will be up 2 Daddy. I'm sure he will want 2 accompany us.
Ralph: ok baby
Anita: Plz do not call me a baby. I am almost a woman.
Ralph: so you mean daddy will always go with us to show?
Anita: We r not married, and this is new 2 me, but I would think so.
Ralph: honey i believe God knows the best for us
Anita: Daddy knows best and always has God in his decisions. It is God that makes Daddy know what is best.
Ralph: and when ever i call u baby, i do not mean u are a kid , its just a sweet name to appreciate you
Ralph: now let me ask you a heart question
Ralph: yea thats true
Ralph: i want you to tell me the truth, do you have feelings for me?
Anita: What do u mean feelings?
Ralph: i mean inner likeness
Ralph: the one u feel for someone

I went away for 30 minutes…

Ralph: am in the town now, a. waiting for the equipment
Ralph: they said they are bringing it now to the location
Anita: Good! Just u or a crew?
Anita: I lost internet 4 a bit.
Ralph: am still waiting for some other crew
Ralph: the man that wanta to play Ralph: i mean inner likeness
Ralph: the one u feel for someone

I went away for 30 minutes…

[/color]Ralph: am in the town now, a. waiting for the equipment
Ralph: they said they are bringing it now to the location
Anita: Good! Just u or a crew?
Anita: I lost internet 4 a bit.
Ralph: am still waiting for some other crew
Ralph: the man that wanta to play <omitted>
Ralph: me am playing <omitted>
Ralph: and <omitted> is your already
Anita: What is your already?
Ralph: u said what?
Anita: U said <omitted> is your already. What's this meaning?
Ralph: ok i mean bib is here alredy
Anita: oh
Ralph: so we are practicing out lines now
Ralph: the guy that wants to play <omitted>
Anita: Wow. U might have the audition done today!
Anita: r the movie part1
Anita: Or the movie part!
Ralph: i hope so
Anita: Can't wait for u to email it 2 me!
Ralph: am still waiting for the equipment
Ralph: the owner said someone else rented it in the morning so they have gone to collect it back
Anita: oh
Anita: U keep getting me hopping and then dashing it.
Ralph: u know when i do the shooting am going to edit, then i will now convert it to mp4 before i can email it
Ralph: no honey i will not fail you ok?
Anita: So when should I be expecting?
Ralph: i should be sending the complete movie
Ralph: before wednesday morning
Ralph: because i will take the hole of tomorrow to edit and send to u, then i will face the music
Anita: K. I do hope it's all done in time. I'm so scarred.
Ralph: honey scared of what?
Anita: U won't have it 2 me b4 the new year and my leave.
Ralph: ok honey i will try
Anita: k
Anita: Oh. U didn't send me the reciept so I can get that file ready.
Ralph: ok baby
Ralph: i told u when they get here, i will give then their balance then they will give me receipt
Anita: Yes that. But 4 ur travel, 2!
Anita: I want 2 get u as much money as possible.
Ralph: ok u mean i should include my travel transportation to it
Ralph: ?
Anita: Yes. Do u have a bus reciept?
Ralph: baby i disposed it after i came down
Anita: I told u not 2. Now I can't get u paid 4 it.
Ralph: but i can go back to the bus company to get another one
Ralph: so tomorrow i will do all that
Anita: How will they still have it?
Ralph: i paid for a power bike for the music video, but the guy will be bringing it from my town by tomorrow evening, should i also get the receipt?
Anita: Yes. Reciepts 4 everything. I will try with all my power 2 get u money.
Ralph: no they will issue another one for me, i can explain to them that my management will love to see it
Anita: But how can u proof u traveled from 1 place 2 another 2 them?
Ralph: how do u want me to proof it baby
Ralph: ?
Anita: The proof is 4 them.
Ralph: for who honey?
Anita: The bus company.
Ralph: ok they will know, because am kinda popular here
Ralph: when i came down this evening they all noticed me
Anita: Huh
Ralph: even the company management
Ralph: i use to be on tv here
Anita: They should have known u needed a reciept then. They are idiots.
Ralph: interviews and shows
Ralph: honey they gave me i disposed it away
Ralph: i should have thought of keeping it for a preference purpose.
Anita: That's why I told u 2
Ralph: am sorry about that my love
Ralph: now i will get all the receipt of all i am spending , including the studio section receipt
Anita: k
Ralph: that means by tomorrow i will send you the receipts
Anita: k
Anita: I will have all kinds of emails from u, huh?
Ralph: honey am sure am not going to sleep today
Ralph: i will make sure we work all night to achieve this audition of the movie done till tomorrow
Ralph: you said all kind of email how ?
Anita: Receipts and the movie audition huh?
Ralph: yes
Ralph: you are so nice and its making me to know that daddy is really teaching the right part to follow in life
Ralph: may the good lord continue to bless you
Ralph: i love you

…and I went away again.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:53 pm

Ummmm-if you want Daddy to show up again, he can. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:03 am

Real life has kept me busy and Ralph has not been answering his YIM. However, Anita had some messages via FB.

Yesterday:

Ralph wrote:

Sorry for the delay reply, network is so bad here, have not been able to finish the audition, because i am out of cash, and the equipment people said i need to complete the payment before i can let me complete, and am so sad now because i don't know what gonna happen in you company now that i have not send my audition. Pls tell me if they are going to still have me in interest, because i need to work in your company

Anita wrote:

I will come in to work and beg them to delay, but they won't be able to wait much longer. It will ruin the time I had planned off, but if u try hard, I will 2.

Ralph wrote:

Ok miss anita, God will surely bless you abundantly, i was thinking if i could send the my version of the audio and some pictures while i was in the studio. Should i send it?

Today:

Ralph wrote:

happy new year, i wish u long life and God divine blessings and favour in jesus name.

Ralph wrote:

here are the pics i took the day i was doing the audio of <Snipped> for my audition

Ralph wrote:

Am trying to send the audio song to your email, but network is so slow here

^^^And nothing has arrived, yet.

Ralph wrote:

here is the receipt for the camera booking, but still gat some balance to pay

^^^N140,000 is just a bit over $700 US. But, it seems they couldn't decide if it was 140K or 180K.

Ralph wrote:

this is the receipt for the traveling

Ralph wrote:

is there nothing u can do to raise money for me so i can complete my audition fast?

Perhaps Anita will go into the office Monday...or Tuesday.

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:24 pm

Darla is off gallivanting with her endless rough ear sex lovers, and it's a damn shame because she loves charting with Ralph. But now, having traveled, his network is limited, causing him to talk at himself more and more.

Ralph: hello miss anita, i have not been able to login YIM
Ralph: Because of bad network here
Ralph: but i sent you message to your email
Anita: I saw a blank email and replied 2 u.
Ralph: oh was it blank?
Ralph: that should be network
Ralph: sorry about that
Anita: So, nothing is completed?
Anita: I am not getting any messages from u.
Anita: ?
Ralph: Baby, I am getting nothing hear. It is frustrating!
Anita: Email me or YIM or sumthing! Look, there is no massages here!
Ralph: i wanted to send you the audio so u can also show to them for them to know am working hard on it
Ralph: how can i send it to u?
Ralph: am scared not
Ralph: only the audio and am so sad about it now
Ralph: someone promise give me loan today, i am still waiting for him at the hotel
Ralph: and i know u will be angry with me
Anita: how?
Ralph: u said you are not getting any message from me how?
Ralph: ok i just see it now
Ralph: that was the audio i was trying to send to you, but the network could not send it or maybe because i was using my mobile
Ralph: honey pls dont get feld up my love, am so sad here already
Ralph: pls do all u can to give me more time
Anita: Send what u have so they know ur serious and not jokering.
Ralph: how can i send the audio to you so u will see how u can raise money for me?
Ralph: you dont have a watsapp that would have be easy

Of course we want to make it as easy as possible for you. Rolling Eyes

Ralph: i just sent message to your email again and it failed
Ralph: did you see my pics in the studio?
Ralph: are u seeing my messages?
Ralph: is like the are showing message failed
Ralph: o my God
Ralph: this is making me crying here
Ralph: i have the audio , how do i send it to you honey?
Ralph: i want to try kasimp3
Ralph: or download whatsapp pls
Ralph: that will be easy now so i can push it to u
Ralph: talk to me pls, my YIM is not working
Ralph: and i have been trying to attached it to my email so i can send it to you but is failing
Ralph: crying now
Ralph: talk to me pls
Ralph: chart here, YIM is refusing to open and email is failing
Anita: I do not know all this stuff and I am at my church right now. There is no solution?
Ralph: ok am finding a solution
Ralph: i need to go and sell my phone so i can go to a nearby town to a cyber cafe to send you the audio
Anita: Then how will we communicate? The videos are relly needed.
Ralph: i know hobey
Ralph: about that i have talk to someone to loan me a 100,000 naira
Ralph: he said he will meet me up at my hotel this evening
Ralph: once he gives me i will complete as fast as possible
Ralph: pls be patient a little with me
Anita: Ok. But u know I now have 2 go to the office during my holiday? This relly messes up my plans .
Ralph: yes i know honey
Ralph: pls u have to do anything to help me
Ralph: i will surely pay you with all i can and i must put smile on you face
Anita: I was looking at ur receipts, 2. We will owe $140,000 for the equipment to u? It seems pretty low for an entire music video and movie audition, so I should be able to get that approved with no problem. But with out evidence of the videos, I can't.
Ralph: ok honey
Ralph: thanks
Ralph: did u see the balance an owing them?
Ralph: i need to do all i have pay them
Ralph: because i have short scene two
Anita: Yeah. $60,000.

I thought Anita confusing naira with dollars might get him salivating.

Ralph: and they said i must pay everything before they will give me the clip i will also complete the scene one and scene three
Anita: For the company, that's just small change.
Anita: I swear our Christmas party must have cost over $2 million.
Anita: But that was just the food and lodging and limos.
Ralph: and i have also done some short for the music video
Ralph: they are all with them
Anita: You need 2 get the final stuff 2 me so we can move forward!

Two images sent of beer that are a part of his "shooting script."

Anita: I don't drink alcohol.
Ralph: thats the <snipped> LABEL, there was no where i could print it out so i can gum in any beart bottle here
Ralph: ok honey
Ralph: now u are putting a smile in my face again
Ralph: i know u dont drink alcohol, am just showing u what i needed for the movie audition as it was scripted to me
Anita: k
Anita: Will I have anything by Monday?
Anita: ?
Ralph: u are so beautiful in the heart, may thy good lord bless you
Ralph: Honey that might be difficult for me, pls lets see by Thursday, i will try to send it to u
Anita: THURSDAY? The 7th day of the new year? I told them LAST Thursday.
Ralph: Yes my love, pls understand that my delay is money and if i get it i will need time to complete the shooting and editing
Anita: Save all receipts.
Anita: You said your friend is loaning you 100 thousand more dollars? I can prepare your reimburse for that 2, I think.
Ralph: Ok my sweet heart i will
Ralph: Ok baby, thanks
Ralph: thanks
Ralph: did u see my pics at the studio while i was doing the audio?
Anita: Yes!
Ralph: Ok, do u love it?
Anita: I don't luv this wait and all the inconveniences it causes 4 me.
Anita: It hurts my reputations with the company.
Ralph: How?
Ralph: U mean the delay right?
Anita: yes
Anita: And lack of communication.
Ralph: ok sorry about that honey
Ralph: the communication is because i am not in my town
Ralph: the network here is bad
Ralph: pls try and make em understand that am working hard on it
Ralph: that its because am doing it on my own
Ralph: am sponsoring it my self thats why the delay ok?
Ralph: i promise to make you proud
Anita: But u keep missing deadlines. It is a hastle and they r beginning 2 think this isn't real.
Ralph: i know
Ralph: but am sure u understand and believe me right?
Anita: Of curse I do, but it is very difficult 4 me now.
Ralph: O my God, pls angel u don't have to lose trust and believe in me ok? Am doing my best here ok?
Ralph: And i believe as i progress in working in your company, u also will make progress too, because i must surely carry u along, and make u happy and smile
Ralph: I know u don't like charting here in Facebook, but pls manage , am using my Nokia x2 and it can't open YIM, and the network on my android is bad that's the reason

Nice to know Ralph has 2 phones. Rolling Eyes

Anita: I must go home from church now. So I won't be able 2 see ur massages.
Ralph: u mean dont have a phone?
Ralph: so i can chart with u when u get home
Ralph: cant u get a phone from anyone at home?
Ralph: so we can chart

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:40 pm

Nice receipt scans. That cost him!

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:36 pm

^ hahaha... one can only hope.

Meanwhile, Daddy is getting encouragement from Alex.

Quote:

Alex Hollywood
How did your video turn out?

DaddyFail
mr alex am not through with it yet
because i ran out of cash at the location
am looking for where to get loan now so i can complete it
am still in the town
someone promised to get me loan
and am still waiting for his call
thanks for asking and for your care

Alex Hollywood
Good luck bro. smile emoticon

DaddyFail
yea thansk
i have done some short for the music and also a scene for the movie

Alex Hollywood
That's great.

DaddyFail
when i complete it i will let your know bro
i have done the audio too

Alex Hollywood
fantastic

DaddyFail
ok
i pray all things work out for me with my audition and be employed so i can come over and sometimes with free will i can move with u
and so u show me nice places too bro

Alex Hollywood
move with me?

DaddyFail
yes

Alex Hollywood

I don't get what you mean...

DaddyFail
like be around u and learn more from u

Alex Hollywood
ah.... "move with me" has another meaning here lol

DaddyFail
ok
sorry for that word

Alex Hollywood
lol

DaddyFail
here it means what instant of discussion

Alex Hollywood
If you say that to a guy in los angeles he will think you want to do ecstasy and have anal sex with him grin emoticon

DaddyFail
oh that
lol
thats not what i meant

Alex Hollywood
yeah, so be careful if you say that to guys here haha

DaddyFail
i mean like going travelling with u as a friend
ok lol
thanks for the tip

Alex Hollywood
no worries

DaddyFail
but i dont have much friends in US
but u are the nice one of the few friends i have

Alex Hollywood
you still with your girlfriend?

DaddyFail
because i dont keep friends who are not in the same line with me

Alex Hollywood
why?

DaddyFail
yes we still together
but she not always online
why i dont keep friends?

Alex Hollywood
yeah

DaddyFail
because they dont make me focused on my carea
the say things that dont related to entertainment
and it get me borred
i love entertainment and production so much with passion

Alex Hollywood
Most of my friends are in entertainment, because that's LA, but I have other friends too. Variety is good.

DaddyFail
ok
thats a good thing
but i guess u be more concern of the once that are in the entertainment than none right?

Alex Hollywood
how do you mean?

DaddyFail
i mean u love charting and discussing with your friends that are into entertainment than the once that are not in the entertainment

Alex Hollywood
depends. if they're cool, I can chat with any body.

DaddyFail
ok thats nice of u
there something special about u though
like i said am going to truly learn allot from you
i kept watching the trailer u sent to me
i saw another one on your timeline
i watched it but did not download it

Alex Hollywood
cool.
Universal was a great company to work with.

DaddyFail
yea i see it

Alex Hollywood
Some of the movies I made with them are slated for 2016 and 2017
I'm working on 2017 and 2018 projects now.

DaddyFail
your movies are far upgraded than the once we do here
because to get good equipment is very cost here
really?
thats good to know
will u be involving me in some of your jobs when i come over?

Alex Hollywood
I don't know. I'd have to see your work and meet you.

DaddyFail
ok bro i pray to come over soon
i need to complete my audition so my employment will be as fast and be in US
but the truth is, u cant judge me with the quality of job we do here, because we dont work with high quality equipment , but i gat good ideal and creative

Alex Hollywood
I can look past poor equipment.
I know what I'm looking for. Don't worry

DaddyFail
i have always believe my level if thinking is higher than the jobs we do here
ok bro
u are an understand profession guy
i will surely make u proud
did u watch some of.my old music videos in my youtube?
those videos are low budget videos
managing finance to do them

Alex Hollywood
no, can you send me links?

DaddyFail
just go to youtube and type “idiot lad”

Alex Hollywood
cool. I will check it out.

DaddyFail
there u will see my own music video and some old local movies trailer i have done
and some other old music video i did
the once at the down are my music videos, u will see IdiotLad, GoatLove and God i dey beg
those are my old music videos
then the rest i produced and short them

Alex Hollywood
nice

DaddyFail
and some tv program of preaching by a pastor here, Flelix Preacher
did u see them?
or should i share.them to my wall for u to see them?

Alex Hollywood
I haven't checked them out yet but I will in a sec.
I found your channel

DaddyFail
ok bro
the converting was poor though because of low mb to upload to youtube

Alex Hollywood
no worries

DaddyFail
ok bro
thanks
u the best

DaddyFail
have u checked them

Alex Hollywood
I'm watching the one with the preacher in a boat yelling about Jesus.

DaddyFail
yea
thats a pastor on our tv station here

Alex Hollywood
why is he in a boat?

DaddyFail
nothing though, he is just trying to get across with that concept
have u watched any of my personal music video
???

Alex Hollywood
which one should i watch?

DaddyFail
IdiotLad
screw down u will see IdiotLad

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:30 pm

Another never ending day with Ralph. Today, he learns Anita.

Yesterday:

Ralph: how are u doing today?
Anita: Good. U? Progress?
Ralph: yes by the grace of God
the guy who promise me loan said by tomorrow
so once he comes am going to rush it
Anita: Oh. U still have sent nothing.
Ralph: i have not been able to send even the audio
because of the bad network
so i will surely send something reasonable by thursday like i promised
Anita: Thursday. If I have not received it, we will have to just forget about this. There won't be anything 4 me 2 do and it's hurting my reputation.
Ralph: sorry for the delay
but miss anita i thought i said u understand what am passing through here
pls dont talk about forgeting everything
this is the reason am here
i will try my best ok?
am so sorry for the hurt in u about my delay
honey pls dont give up on me ok?
pls am begging you

Today:

Ralph: good.morning miss anita
am still working hard on it here pls dont give up on me yet
because this is the reason i have been here before christmas and if you give up all i have.done will be waste , pls am begging u , i will surely make u proud
you are a nice person and i truly going to make u smile when i come over
Anita: I am at the office, while I should be on break. What is the status?
Ralph: thanks for bein there for me
like i said by tursday evening i will try and send something
i dont need to complain toomuch any more, all i need to do is to try and work hard to complete it
so i can make u proud
Anita: Did u get ur loan?
Ralph: not yet
he said by this evening
but i have sold one of my phone to pay for hotel bills while waiting for him
i know i have to do all i need to do because this is a serious audition
Anita: Yes it is, Rolling Eyes

Ralph: and i want you to stop saying u will give up
pls say u will not give up on it
and trust me i want to make u proud
i will surely put smiles in your face for life to appreciate you for your support all along
Anita: Well, I'm at work, not getting paid, when I should be off with a Church revival.
Ralph: ok ny angel
dont worry u will gain allot from me when u company start paying and accept my audition
Anita: With the receipts so far, looks like u will gain a lot 2
Ralph: ok angel
and i will appreciate it with something from it also
thats will be ok with u right?
i mean when u work it out and they send the money, i will have to send something from it back to you to appreciate you for your support
ill that be on my love?
Anita: I don't understand ur last line? U told me u have a luv here in the US.
Ralph: look my love for u is special and leave it that way
when i come over i will explain it very well
but u show me more care than darla
she is a nice girl though
she is always busy for me, why?
Anita: Ask her.
Ralph: i have ask her but no good result
its ok miss anita
now tell me dont u want me to call u those sweet names that u are?
I thot u luved her cuz she always luvs lots of men.
Not when u luv sum1 else.
Ralph: baby i know she has lots of men
but i cant start judging her to u
or start asking of her private life from u
Anita: I don't know of her private life. Her business.
Ralph: all am saying is let me always appreciate u with who u are
and let me show u how i love your courage you giving me
yea its ok
cant i ask u question? pls dont get angry with it ok? and pls be truthful with the answer
Anita: k
U don't need permission 2 ask.
Ralph: tell me do you have any feelings for me?
like if am not dating darla and i ask u to be my true love, would u have accepted me?
Anita: What do u mean? I know I had a dream about u the other night. That was something...different.
Ralph: pls tell me the truth and no offense pls
Anita: I did. I have never luved a boy b4. But that dream was something new and different 4 me.
Ralph: really?
you had a dream about me?
Anita: Yes.
Plz don't ask me 2 much about it, cuz it was embearassing.
Ralph: oh thats nice
pls tell me about it pls
because i also had a dream about u too
tell me yours
how?
Anita: How what?
Ralph: just tell me, i will understand
u need to tell me
Anita: God has a reason for everything
No I don't. It's shameful.
Ralph: u said it was embearassing.
honey pls
because i want to tell you something about the dream
Anita: I know HIM. And repeating it would make HIM mad. He punished me 4 the dream, cuz I woke up and he caused me 2 have an accident. There. I told embearassing stuff.
Ralph: dont be shy for me
ok just tell me pls
if its something that u and i are going to pray about, then we will
pls dont be shy for me
i cant look down on you my love
u and i have come a long way
u have been my source of inspiration
pls tell me
Anita: No. HE already purnished me by making me have an accident in my panties.
Ralph: really?
thats not God's punishment ok?
thats manipulation
so tell me did we have sex together?
Anita: Why would HE manipulate me?
WHAT? SEX?
Ralph: is not God that did it
so pls tell me the dream
i can interpret very well for u
what happened in the dream?
Anita: What do u mean it wasn't GOD? Who else would have caused the accident in my panties?
Ralph: i told u am a good christian also
Anita: U kissed me. On my neck. And lower. Shocked

Ralph: what accident baby?
what happened my love?
pls tell me, so i can interpret it perfectly well for u and then we can both pray together about it
Anita: I TOLD U HE CAUSED ME TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT IN MY PANTIES FROM THE DREAM.
Ralph: wow really?
Anita: I HAVE ALREADY PRAYED OVER IT.
Ralph: ok
i will also pray too
so after i kissed u what happened next?
did we had sex?
Anita: What do u mean SEX? Define this.
Ralph: i mean did we make love in the dream?
Anita: Make luv? U kissed my neck and lower.
Ralph: what do u mean by lower?
Anita: NOT HIGHER!
Ralph: ok honey
but i did not pull off u cloths and make luv to u right?
Anita: WHAT? PULL OFF MY CLOTHES LIKE SUM MOLE USTER?
Ralph: yea
i mean sex, like did i fork u?
in the dream, did i fork u? thats what i mean by sex
Anita: Look. My church does NOT ALL INTIMATE RELATIONS UNTIL MARRIED. I AM CORNFUSED BY UR TERMS. U DID NOT HURT ME.
Ralph: ok baby
if i did not sex you, thats means there is nothing bad ok?
now one more question about your dream
so when u woke up u got welt in your panties right?
Anita: Uhm...
Ralph: u said?
is that yes?
Anita: THEN WHY MAKE ME SAY AGIN?
Ralph: did u got welt when u woke up
ok honey
there is nothing to get shy about ok?
Anita: I haven't had an accident since I was a little gurl.
Ralph: this mean something good for us
its mean u have feelings for me like i do to u too
thank God we did not have sex.
yea
and i remember u told me u are a virgin
Anita: Well, I think u might have curssed me, cuz in my dream, u kissed my pingers and they have been hard and sore ever sense, so I have 2 be a bit mad at u 4 this.
Ralph: thats when i started loving u
u are just a nice.girl
do u know why you had that dream?
u have started having some good though about me
now let me tell u mine
u mean i kissed your fingers?
and u dont need to be mad at me ok?
i just a dream, u have good thought for me thats why
my dream is this, i got accepted in your company and i traveled down to your country and your boss ask u to come and pick me up at the airport
Anita: Ah. That's sweet. No, u didn't kiss my fingers. U kissed my PINGERS!
Understand now?
Ralph: when u can i was sitting in a chair waiting for u, as u came i couldnt ressist u and i head u and i kissed u at your neck and lips, and it feels good
Anita: ok
Ralph: look our dreams will come to pass
right?
i think when i come over am going to hold and kiss you
because am truly inlove with u now
i was really scared to say it all this while
do you love me honey?
Huh
understand what?
Anita: U kissed me on my PINGERS. NOT FINGERS. Down. Below my neck. My two PINGERS.
Ralph: ok year i get it
and am going to kiss u there when i come
because u deserve my love
Anita: NO! WE R NOT MARRIED! I MUST SAFE MYSELF 4 MY HUSBAND.
Ralph: baby am not going to hurt u
now tell me do you love me?
pls answer that , dont hide it from me, do you love me?
Anita: I've never luved a man b4. Except Daddy and HIM. I am cornfused with these fillings.
Ralph: you dont have to be confused
its real baby
just say it and follow your heart
Anita: I can't cuz I don't even know if u will be coming here. U should be working on ur audition stuff, but ur charting me here instead.
Ralph: God maid us to love someone and stay away from sins and get married have kids and be successful and preach his word
baby answer that question, do you love me?
Anita: I can't cuz I don't even know if u will be coming here. U should be working on ur audition stuff, but ur charting me here instead.
And u luv Darlar.
Ralph: baby i will be coming
i told u am waitng for that guy who wants to loan me
When ur here, I know I could luv u.
he said by 6pm he will call me and its just 4;14 pm now
then say it now
tell me you love me
Anita: I think I do luv u! U make me fill new ways I have never felt.
Ralph: so we could put hands together to make sure i come
Anita: I know u want 2 come very bad.
Ralph: oh thats nice to hear
yes honey i need to come , because i have good reason to be there
and mostly after i got employed in your company, you and i will be together all the time
am going to always make you happy
i love you too baby
the feelings u have for me is real so dont be confused ok?
i promise to always do with u in God's ways
Anita: The fillings are all so new and make my body fill funny, 2. LOL
Ralph: lol
i love to here that
i have your pics in my phone
Awwww...so sweet.
Anita: Can u explain sumthing 2 me?
Ralph: u are so beautiful
what is it u want me to explain to u?
Anita: What did u mean by fork, make love, and have sex?
Ralph: ok
its when a man pull of a woman's cloth and put his cock in her pussy and start doing that wish is so lovely , but allow in the sight of God after marriage
Anita: What? People DO THAT? Why would people ever get naked and cook?
Ralph: yea u will do it after u get married honey
because thats what marriage is ment for
throught there u can have kids of your own
Anita: I know you are from a different country and eat different food, but I don't want 2 try cats. A chiturken is bad enuff.
Ralph: honey we dont eat cat in my country
so what kinda food will u be cooking for me when i come?
Anita: Why would u stuff a chicken into a cat then?
Ralph: Lol, we don't stuff chicken into cat baby
Baby how do i hear your voice? Can u call me, or i call u
Anita: But u said a man and woman take off there cloths and stuff a rooster into a cat.
Ralph: So i can give u my number
Anita: Why have u refused 2 answer my question?
And I told u Daddy won't let me have mine own phone.
Ralph: Hahahahahahahaha, so u are this funny huh?
Anita: WHY R U MAKING FUN OF ME?
Ralph: I know, what about a friend phone baby? Or i can call u here on Facebook, u just need a eye pics
Anita: I'm mad.
Ralph: I know, what about a friend phone baby? Or i can call u here on Facebook, u just need a eye pics
Anita: Leave me alone.
Ralph: O my God, no no my love am not making fun of u, i thought u were making jokes, pls don't get mad my love
Ok am sorry pls ask me again my love
Or is it that eye pics i wrote? That was a mistake, i wanted to say ear pics, i can never make fun of u ok? I not like that baby
Ok what ever i said that u don't like pls forgive me as God do forgive us
Pls honey talk to me, i said am sorry
Pls be happy with me now baby, u know i will soon go and meet that loan guy, so i can go with happiness, ps forgive me my love
U still have not reply me, pls am so sorry, stop hurting me, i never knew what i said will get u angry
Anita: GO BACK AND REREAD WHAT I ASKED AND HOW U FOUND IT FUNNY. U HAVE EXPLAINED NOTHING>
Ralph: Am crying now, because u can't answer me, and now u log out
Ok let me read it, thanks for replying me
Am crying now, because u can't answer me, and now u log out
Ok let me read it, thanks for replying me
Ok honey when i said cock i did not mean chicken, cock mean dick, a man organs, that is pennies,
And pussy is not cat it is woman private part, in other word toto
Anita: WHY WOULD PEOPLE PLAY WITH OTHERS PRIVATE PARTS? THEY ARE PRIVATE. EVERYONE LEARNS THIS AS A CHILD.
Ralph: Honey we misunderstood each other, i never knew u did not understand what cock and pussy is, am sorry i never means to hurt u
Anita: Those words seem vile.
I could never say those.
Ugh
Ralph: They don't play with it baby, God has maid us so, and after marriage we do it with pleasure and he is pleased with it baby
Anita: Oh course HE is pleased with babies. He wants man and wifes to go forth and multifry.
Ralph: Yes honey, but he said if we do it when u have not married then it called funication and God is not happy with that
So we mumy get married first before we have sex, do u understand now?
I mean we must get married first before having sex and making babies
Honey i have to go now, i just called that loan guy and he said i should come over, we chart later ok? I want you to know that i love u so much and i always want you to be happy.
Anita: What does putting a boy putting a wanger in a woo hoo have 2 do with having babies?
Ralph: when i come back honey i will explain
or let me explain before i go
when the man put is dick inside the woman, he will now release what they call sperm inside her and that sperm will now form to a baby in her womb , meaning she is now pregnant, then in nine months time she will now give birth to a baby, thats how it goes
do u understand now?
or u can drop your message while i be on my way am using my phone i will always check on u
Anita: NO. A HUSBAND KISSES HIS WIFE ON THE BILLY AND WITH HIS GRACE, IT PLANTS A BABY SEED.
Ralph: ok honey when i come over to your country i will explain more
i am so happy dad brought u up in this way, and to be a virgin
Anita: It is HIS will.
Ralph: Yea i thank God for that, its makes u a special woman, and you will have to get married before u will do all this sex thing and have baby, am on my way to see that loan guy, its almost 6pm now here
Anita: Keep me updated.
Ralph: Tell me are u happy now baby? I want to be sure u are always happy
Anita: I am. I can't wait 2 see and hear ur work! Will u begin filming immediate?
Ralph: thanks for being happy for me
yes honey, i cant come without working
i want to start working immediately
and am sure am going to give u that nice kiss when i come
i always pray that God should give me a nice, responsible and God loving woman to be my wife
just like u
i love you baby, tell me i love you too
Anita: Why would I say u luv me 2? LOL. That's silly, but I think I do luv u!
Ralph: i mean, when u say i love u
u will say it back to me
so lets do it
i love u
now tell me back
Anita: I luv u!
Ralph: thats my baby
am in his office now baby
he is attending to over customers
am waiting
baby i want you to keep it from darla ok? when i come i know what to do
i think u the one i truly love now
because u care for me than she does
Anita: Keep what from her? Ur videos?
Ralph: u are always online with me
maybe she has so much boyfriends thata why she cant focused on me
though she is nice
Anita: I think HE is purnishing me, cuz, I think I had an accident earlier when we were talking about luv.
Ralph: no i mean our love for each other
really
baby God is not punishing u its love
its a strong filings u have for me
Anita: Well now I have 2 throw these panties away.
Ralph: its normal ok?
every woman has same experience every time
Anita: I've never had this.
Ralph: no u dont have to throw it away, u just watch it
its normal
i mean u truly love me and i love u too
am happy to know u welt for me
Anita: It doesn't look like pee. I think my woohoo has something wrong with it.
Ralph: this is the reason i need to have u as my wife when i come
am going to see dad and talk to him about is
now tell me, will u marry me?
Anita: THAT IS UP 2 DADDY.
Ralph: no is not pee baby is woman's sperm
Anita: WHAT?
Ralph: no is not up to daddy, is up to you
if u sure u will leave happily with me forever then u the one that will tell daddy u love me, then daddy will now bless the both of us
Anita: Daddy and the Church will help decide.
Ralph: and he will now ask me to take good care of u and also make u i make u happy always
i said that is not pee , is sperm
Anita: What do I do with this lady sperm?
Ralph: Its a good sign that u are a true woman, and that u are now in love with me, just go to the bathroom and clean it up, then when u get home u watch the pant, i love you honey
Anita: I luv u 2!
Ralph: Thanks for loving me, i promise if u be my wife, am going to take good care of you and make u happy always and always be there for u, take u jokes that will make u laugh all the time, will u like that?
Anita: Did u get the loan?
Ralph: Honey one more person to my turn am still here
whats your time there honey?
Anita: Lunch time
Ralph: Ok my sweet lovely angel, go and have your lunch ok? Is my turn now, we chart later, love you and kiss
Anita: R u filming now?
Ralph: honey i just left the equipment office
i went to pay them some money
because that loan man gave me only 50,000 instead of 100,000
he said by tomorrow or wedbesday he will give me the other 50,000
Anita: Why is that?
Ralph: so i took the 50,000 the equipment people, and gave them balance of 50,000 to remain 10,000
you know am owing them 50,000
i mean am owing them 60,000
is in the receipt
so i have called the other people acting with me, we shooting torrow aftunoon
Anita: Why wouldn't he give u the full amount?
Ralph: i dont know
he said because they spent allot in december
so they dont have much
i begged him to pls complete it
Anita: Hmmm...Odd he will have it 2morrow, but not 2day.
Ralph: i even told him i have deadline of thursday that there no way i can wait till wednessday
before he now said ok let him see by tomorrow
he said tomorrow evening
Anita: Plz tell me there will be no delay.
Ralph: baby i feel like crying here because evryone is just making me delay
honey i will try
at most before the week run out
pls stand for me
Anita: This is soooooo not good 4 me. I gave my word Thursday.
Ralph: by thursday i need to send something reasable
Anita: After saying last week.
And the week b4 that.
Nobody is believing in me now.
Ralph: so that your company will be sure am serious
dont worry honey they will
let wait till then
i must send something reasonable for them to believe you by thursday
am sorry for the stress my love
Anita: I don't think u know all the problems this is causing me.
It is hugely invconvenient 2. I'm suppost 2 be enjoying time OFF work. Not BE AT WORK.
Ralph: i know honey thats why am so sad
honey can i suggest something?
Anita: How do u think it makes me fill? And u said u luv me, so if u did, I thought u would make this happen.
Ralph: that what am doing baby
Anita: R u filming now?
Ralph: u know am not playing here am working so hard
because of this i have left my home town to this place because its cheaper here
and i did my christmas here also
honey am shooting the complete scene of the.movie by tomorrow
Anita: And the music?
Ralph: baby pls take it easy with me
try and keep backing me up, thats what a wife does for husband
and i am not going to fail u this time
the music i have taking some short
i will complete the shooting by next tomorrow when the man give me the balance 50,000
Anita: But a man does, what he says he will, and when he says he will. This is HIS call.
Ralph: but thr editing will take a little while
but for the movie i want to try and complete it by thursday
but i will send the audio of the music by that thursday because i will run back to my town to send it in the cyber cafe
there is no cafe here thats why i have not yet send the audio to u
yes baby
remember i promise to send the form u ask me and i did send it on time, because that did not take much money
honey pls tell me u understand me so my heart will beat well
am so sad here
pls tell u will by my side
honey can i suggest something?
Anita: Suggest away.
Ralph: i have to suggestion in my mind
one baby dont u have any money to support me with?
Anita: I guess I prolly have lots of money. I only spend $25 from each pay check.
Ralph: ok
so u mean u dont have to support ?
Anita: I do not understand?
Ralph: i mean dont u have any money to support me?
so i can pay all this bills and complete this audition
i will surely give u back when your company send money for those receipt
Anita: I will ask Daddy 2 night 2 give me $50,000.
Ralph: ok baby pls do

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